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1-A is GONE!

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Iida Tenya added 19 people to the group chat.

 

Iida Tenya: This group chat is for studying purposes!! Please ask questions about the homework if you have any!!

 

Uraraka Ochaco: Iida, we love you, but you’ve just added all of us to this group chat.

 

Kaminari Denki: i feel called out

 

Sero Hanta: normally id say they werent talking about you but lets be honest theyre definitely talking about you

 

Kaminari Denki: bro… whyd you gotta call me out like that

 

Iida Tenya: PLEASE USE THIS CHAT FOR ITS ORIGINAL PURPOSE, THANKS

 

Jirou Kyoka: lmao

 

Iida Tenya: THAT MEANS EVERYONE.

 

Iida Tenya: Also, as we all know, Mineta Minoru has been moved out of 1A due to his behaviour.

 

Jirou Kyoka: BYE GRAPESTAIN

 

Ashido Mina: BYE GRAPESTAIN

 

Uraraka Ochaco: BYE GRAPESTAIN

 

Hagakure Tooru: BYE GRAPESTAIN

 

Yaoyorozu Momo: Bye grapestain

 

Asui Tsuyu: bye grapestain

 

Midoriya Izuku: Bye grapESTAIN

 

Todoroki Shouto: bye grapestain

 

Iida Tenya: Even you, Todoroki?

 

Iida Tenya: Anyway, Mineta is gone, meaning there is an open spot in 1A.

 

Iida Tenya: Aizawa-Sensei has informed me that that spot will be filled by none other than Shinsou Hitoshi, originally from General Studies!!

 

Kaminari Denki: thE BRAINWSHAY GUY???

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: hey

 

Kaminari Denki: ITS HIM!!!!!

 

Midoriya Izuku: !!!! You’ll be transferring to 1A????

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: yeah

 

Midoriya Izuku: when!!!!!

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: what day is today

 

Sero Hanta: it is wednesday my dudes

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: it’s monday

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: i’ll be transferred into your dorms on saturday

 

Uraraka Ochaco: Nice!!!!

 

Bakugou Katsuki: what the fuck is this

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: a coke

 

Kaminari Denki: he knows no fear

 

Kaminari Denki: i like you already

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: ew

 

Sero Hanta: dang son

 

Ashido Mina: guYs!!!!!

 

Ashido Mina: it’s been sO LONG SINCE WEVE THROWN A PARTY

 

Ashido Mina: AND TBIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!!

 

Iida Tenya: Great idea! We will throw a housewarming party for Shinsou!

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: no

 

Kaminari Denki: oh yes

 

Kirishima Eijirou: bakugou and I can make food!!

 

Satou Rikidou: I’ll make a cake

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: no

 

Bakugou Katsuki: bakugou is doing what

 

Kirishima Eijirou: makin food with me!!

 

Bakugou Katsuki: you are going to burn the fucking kitchen down

 

Kirishima Eijirou: bold of you to assume I haven’t done it already

 

Jirou Kyoka: momo and i can get present mic to chaperone

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: please don’t

 

Kaminari Denki: jirou and i can create a playlist!!! aoyama is the disco ball

 

Aoyama Yuuga: I was summoned?

 

Aoyama Yuuga: Why

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: s t o p

 

Kaminari Denki: n o

 

Sero Hanta: youre part of 1a now bud

 

Sero Hanta: there is no escape

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: i’m going to bed

 

Kaminari Denki: its like 7 pm bro

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: bye

 

Midoriya Izuku: WaIt I have a question!!!!!

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: ask

 

Midoriya Izuku: What dorm are you getting??

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: unfortunately ua is only kind enough to let me transfer into the hero course but not get a contamination-free room

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: i’m getting the short pervert’s old room

 

Jirou Kyoka: omg im so sorry

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: don’t worry aizawa’s already deep cleaned it 4 times

 

Jirou Kyoka: thank god for aizawa

 

Ashido Mina: RT

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: rt

 

Yaoyorozu Momo: RT

 

Asui Tsuyu: Rt

 

Midoriya Izuku: rt

 

Aoyama Yuuga: Rt~

 

Uraraka Ochaco: Rt

 

Kirishima Eijirou: rt

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: seriously i’m gonna pass out bye

 

Iida Tenya: Goodnight Shinsou!! Sleep well!

 

Kaminari Denki: snatch those zs

 

Midoriya Izuku: gn!!!

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1A Chat

 

Midoriya Izuku: Shinsou what’s your favourite colour??

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: take a guess and why

 

Midoriya Izuku: Because it’s 2 am, I can’t sleep, I really need something to do, and this gets questions that will be asked at the party out of the way

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: oh

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: same

 

Midoriya Izuku: And I’m gonna guess purple :D

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: i don’t actually have a favourite colour

 

Midoriya Izuku: I like green!

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: doesn’t your last name literally mean green

 

Midoriya Izuku: Yeah!

 

Midoriya Izuku: Wait hold on why aren’t you asleep??

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: insomnia

 

Midoriya Izuku: !!! Me too

 

Midoriya Izuku: Whats the longest book you’ve ever read

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: i read les mis once

 

Midoriya Izuku: Isn’t that the one nicknamed ‘the brick’?

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: yeah it’s over 600k words and has the dimensions of an actual brick

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: in comparison hp book 5 is only 250k

 

Midoriya Izuku: Holy cow

 

Midoriya Izuku: How much time did it take you to read that???

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: like 3 days

 

Midoriya Izuku: That’s like 200k words a day???

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: i don’t want to talk about it

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: wbu

 

Midoriya Izuku: Uh

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: do i look like i would judge

 

Midoriya Izuku: ,,,,,

 

Midoriya Izuku: It was a 270k All Might fanfiction,,,,,

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: no offence but i’m judging

 

Midoriya Izuku: Would you look at that! It’s 3 am! I should sleep haha

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: but will you

 

Midoriya Izuku: ,, no

 

Midoriya Izuku: Did you know there’s a nickname feature here?

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: i am painfully aware of it

 

Midoriya Izuku: Well then

 

Midoriya Izuku: We should change ours!!

 

Shinsou Hitoshi has changed their nickname to catspresso.

 

catspresso: k

 

Midoriya Izuku: .

 

Midoriya Izuku: I found a flaw in my own plan

 

catspresso: you can’t think of one?

 

Midoriya Izuku: Yeah

 

catspresso: i have one

 

catspresso has changed Midoriya Izuku’s nickname to wattpad.

 

wattpad: I’m skdhfhwihsdkf

 

wattpad: Why

 

catspresso: change it then

 

wattpad: I don’t have anything better

 

catspresso: dude everyone already knows you’re a fanboy

 

catspresso: i’ve known you for a day and a half and i already know

 

wattpad: Well then

 

wattpad: I am tired

 

wattpad: Goodnight shinsou!!

 

catspresso: yeah



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Kaminari Denki: you guys changed your nicknaesm

 

Kaminari Denki: WITHOUT ME

 

Kaminari Denki: this is treason

 

Kaminari Denki changed their nickname to dank river valley.

 

dank river valley: where is my bro sero

 

Mina Ashido: ARE WE CHANGING NAMES!!!!

 

dank river valley: YEAH DUDE

 

Mina Ashido: HECK YEAH

 

Mina Ashido changed their nickname to MUSHU.

 

MUSHU: MULAN BAYBEYYYYY

 

Iida Tenya: Please use this chat for its original purpose!!! This is for getting to know Shinsou and for studying, not for nicknames!!!!

 

wattpad changed Iida Tenya’s nickname to man door hand hook car door.

 

man door hand hook car door: Excuse me.

 

wattpad: Good morning iida

 

MUSHU: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

 

dank river valley: MIDORIYA H MY G O D DDD

 

dank river valley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

man door hand hook car door: Stop this.

 

wattpad: Sorry iida

 

wattpad: Change it back yourself if you want to

 

dank river valley: SAVAGE OMG

 

MUSHU: denki that died in like 2016

 

dank river valley: hush at least my teeth are minty fresh

 

Sero Hanta: mmm teeth smell good

 

dank river valley: SROE

 

dank river valley: S ER O

 

Sero Hanta: BRO DID WE CHANGE NAMES

 

dank river valley: YEAH WE DID BRO

 

dank river valley: CHANGE URS!!!!!!!

 

Sero Hanta changed their username to Office DepotTM.

Office DepotTM: midoriya oh my god

 

Office DepotTM: the legend

 

man door hand hook car door: I trusted you

 

wattpad: I got three hours of sleep last night I don’t care

 

man door hand hook car door: Midoriya.

 

wattpad: Yeah ik I’ll try to sleep tonight

 

MUSHU: were not talking about th fact that midori read a 300k fanfiction?? about all might?? who is now our teacher????

 

catspresso: if it wasn’t on wattpad my life is a lie

 

wattpad: Can I go home

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dank river valley: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

 

Office DepotTM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

dank river valley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

man door hand hook car door: Why. 

 

Uraraka Ochaco: Iida, we love you, but you’ll never be able to tame them.

 

Aoyama Yuuga changed their nickname to Fromage~*

 

Fromage~*: Hi welcome to Chili’s!

 

dank river valley: AOYAMA!!

 

Fromage~*: :>

 

MUSHU: it u

 

Fromage~*: It me!!

 

catspresso: what kind

 

Fromage~*: ?

 

catspresso: your nickname just means cheese

 

catspresso: what kind

 

Fromage~*: All of them!

 

MUSHU: ???

 

catspresso: but why

 

Fromage~*: J’aime le fromage~

 

catspresso: understandable

 

MUSHU: you know french????

 

catspresso: correct

 

Tsuyu Asui: How?

 

catspresso: good question

 

Fromage~*: Comment connaissez-vous le français? [how do you know french?]

 

catspresso: a vécu en france pendant un certain temps [lived in france for a while]

 

Fromage~*: !! Moi aussi!!!! [me too!!!!]

 

catspresso: bon :) [nice :)]

 

MUSHU: whAT

 

dank river valley: WOAH

 

Kirishima Eijirou: bro thats dope!! man i wish i knew enough of any language to be bilingual haha

 

Office DepotTM: ^^

 

catspresso: tri actually

 

Fromage~*: MOI AUSSI

 

dank river valley: wait whats ur third???

 

catspresso: jsl

 

dank river valley: shit whats that

 

Kirishima Eijirou: japanese sign language?

 

dank river valley: OH

 

Office DepotTM: lmao galaxy brain

 

Office DepotTM: wait why do you know jsl

 

catspresso: wouldn't you like to know weather boy

 

MUSHU: oh damn

 

Kirishima Eijirou: thats so cool though shinsou!! i only know like 4 signs its impressive that you know more!

 

catspresso: shut up i’m not fluent yet

 

Kirishima Eijirou: okay but like thats still hella impressive bro

 

catspresso: h

 

catspresso: aoyama what’s your 3rd

 

Fromage~*: Hm?

 

Fromage~*: Oh! English :>

 

wattpad: !! Wait shinsou why do you know French?

 

catspresso: already answered that

 

wattpad: Its in French

 

catspresso: google translate exists

 

wattpad: Do I LOOK smart

 

catspresso: that’s fair

 

catspresso: tbh the only 1as smart enough to use google translate would be yaoyorozu and bakugou but yaoyorozu’s too nice to intrude like that and bakugou doesn't care

 

wattpad:.... Yeah okay

 

Todoroki Shouto: hey

 

wattpad: Todoroki yesterday I watched you lie on the ground next to a melting ice cube for 15 minutes and when I asked why you said “our mental states are similar”

 

Todoroki Shouto: :-|

 

catspresso: same boat

 

Jirou Kyouka: same boat

 

MUSHU: ohmygod

 

Office DepotTM: eye--

 

Kirishima Eijirou: same boat

 

Office DepotTM: ???

 

dank river valley: kiri???

 

Kirishima Eijirou changed their nickname to sharkboy.

 

sharkboy: :D

 

dank river valley: no wait 

 

sharkboy: todoroki used an emoticon

 

sharkboy: and it looked like the polite cat

 

Office DepotTM: holy shit ur rite

 

Todoroki Shouto: Who?

 

catspresso: you’re friends with midoriya how do you not know

 

wattpad: HOW

 

Todoroki Shouto: I have never seen this cat before in my life

 

MUSHU: man*