Chapter 1: shinsou hitoshi gets blatantly ignored by everyone planning him a party so he solves this by sleeping
Iida Tenya added 19 people to the group chat.
Iida Tenya: This group chat is for studying purposes!! Please ask questions about the homework if you have any!!
Uraraka Ochaco: Iida, we love you, but you’ve just added all of us to this group chat.
Kaminari Denki: i feel called out
Sero Hanta: normally id say they werent talking about you but lets be honest theyre definitely talking about you
Kaminari Denki: bro… whyd you gotta call me out like that
Iida Tenya: PLEASE USE THIS CHAT FOR ITS ORIGINAL PURPOSE, THANKS
Jirou Kyoka: lmao
Iida Tenya: THAT MEANS EVERYONE.
Iida Tenya: Also, as we all know, Mineta Minoru has been moved out of 1A due to his behaviour.
Jirou Kyoka: BYE GRAPESTAIN
Ashido Mina: BYE GRAPESTAIN
Uraraka Ochaco: BYE GRAPESTAIN
Hagakure Tooru: BYE GRAPESTAIN
Yaoyorozu Momo: Bye grapestain
Asui Tsuyu: bye grapestain
Midoriya Izuku: Bye grapESTAIN
Todoroki Shouto: bye grapestain
Iida Tenya: Even you, Todoroki?
Iida Tenya: Anyway, Mineta is gone, meaning there is an open spot in 1A.
Iida Tenya: Aizawa-Sensei has informed me that that spot will be filled by none other than Shinsou Hitoshi, originally from General Studies!!
Kaminari Denki: thE BRAINWSHAY GUY???
Shinsou Hitoshi: hey
Kaminari Denki: ITS HIM!!!!!
Midoriya Izuku: !!!! You’ll be transferring to 1A????
Shinsou Hitoshi: yeah
Midoriya Izuku: when!!!!!
Shinsou Hitoshi: what day is today
Sero Hanta: it is wednesday my dudes
Shinsou Hitoshi: it’s monday
Shinsou Hitoshi: i’ll be transferred into your dorms on saturday
Uraraka Ochaco: Nice!!!!
Bakugou Katsuki: what the fuck is this
Shinsou Hitoshi: a coke
Kaminari Denki: he knows no fear
Kaminari Denki: i like you already
Shinsou Hitoshi: ew
Sero Hanta: dang son
Ashido Mina: guYs!!!!!
Ashido Mina: it’s been sO LONG SINCE WEVE THROWN A PARTY
Ashido Mina: AND TBIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!!
Iida Tenya: Great idea! We will throw a housewarming party for Shinsou!
Shinsou Hitoshi: no
Kaminari Denki: oh yes
Kirishima Eijirou: bakugou and I can make food!!
Satou Rikidou: I’ll make a cake
Shinsou Hitoshi: no
Bakugou Katsuki: bakugou is doing what
Kirishima Eijirou: makin food with me!!
Bakugou Katsuki: you are going to burn the fucking kitchen down
Kirishima Eijirou: bold of you to assume I haven’t done it already
Jirou Kyoka: momo and i can get present mic to chaperone
Shinsou Hitoshi: please don’t
Kaminari Denki: jirou and i can create a playlist!!! aoyama is the disco ball
Aoyama Yuuga: I was summoned?
Aoyama Yuuga: Why
Shinsou Hitoshi: s t o p
Kaminari Denki: n o
Sero Hanta: youre part of 1a now bud
Sero Hanta: there is no escape
Shinsou Hitoshi: i’m going to bed
Kaminari Denki: its like 7 pm bro
Shinsou Hitoshi: bye
Midoriya Izuku: WaIt I have a question!!!!!
Shinsou Hitoshi: ask
Midoriya Izuku: What dorm are you getting??
Shinsou Hitoshi: unfortunately ua is only kind enough to let me transfer into the hero course but not get a contamination-free room
Shinsou Hitoshi: i’m getting the short pervert’s old room
Jirou Kyoka: omg im so sorry
Shinsou Hitoshi: don’t worry aizawa’s already deep cleaned it 4 times
Jirou Kyoka: thank god for aizawa
Ashido Mina: RT
Shinsou Hitoshi: rt
Yaoyorozu Momo: RT
Asui Tsuyu: Rt
Midoriya Izuku: rt
Aoyama Yuuga: Rt~
Uraraka Ochaco: Rt
Kirishima Eijirou: rt
Shinsou Hitoshi: seriously i’m gonna pass out bye
Iida Tenya: Goodnight Shinsou!! Sleep well!
Kaminari Denki: snatch those zs
Midoriya Izuku: gn!!!
Chapter 2: some insomniacs talk about wattpad at 3am, and iida gets killed
*sips tea* told u id update
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Midoriya Izuku: Shinsou what’s your favourite colour??
Shinsou Hitoshi: take a guess and why
Midoriya Izuku: Because it’s 2 am, I can’t sleep, I really need something to do, and this gets questions that will be asked at the party out of the way
Shinsou Hitoshi: oh
Shinsou Hitoshi: same
Midoriya Izuku: And I’m gonna guess purple :D
Shinsou Hitoshi: i don’t actually have a favourite colour
Midoriya Izuku: I like green!
Shinsou Hitoshi: doesn’t your last name literally mean green
Midoriya Izuku: Yeah!
Midoriya Izuku: Wait hold on why aren’t you asleep??
Shinsou Hitoshi: insomnia
Midoriya Izuku: !!! Me too
Midoriya Izuku: Whats the longest book you’ve ever read
Shinsou Hitoshi: i read les mis once
Midoriya Izuku: Isn’t that the one nicknamed ‘the brick’?
Shinsou Hitoshi: yeah it’s over 600k words and has the dimensions of an actual brick
Shinsou Hitoshi: in comparison hp book 5 is only 250k
Midoriya Izuku: Holy cow
Midoriya Izuku: How much time did it take you to read that???
Shinsou Hitoshi: like 3 days
Midoriya Izuku: That’s like 200k words a day???
Shinsou Hitoshi: i don’t want to talk about it
Shinsou Hitoshi: wbu
Midoriya Izuku: Uh
Shinsou Hitoshi: do i look like i would judge
Midoriya Izuku: ,,,,,
Midoriya Izuku: It was a 270k All Might fanfiction,,,,,
Shinsou Hitoshi: no offence but i’m judging
Midoriya Izuku: Would you look at that! It’s 3 am! I should sleep haha
Shinsou Hitoshi: but will you
Midoriya Izuku: ,, no
Midoriya Izuku: Did you know there’s a nickname feature here?
Shinsou Hitoshi: i am painfully aware of it
Midoriya Izuku: Well then
Midoriya Izuku: We should change ours!!
Shinsou Hitoshi has changed their nickname to catspresso.
Midoriya Izuku: .
Midoriya Izuku: I found a flaw in my own plan
catspresso: you can’t think of one?
Midoriya Izuku: Yeah
catspresso: i have one
catspresso has changed Midoriya Izuku’s nickname to wattpad.
wattpad: I’m skdhfhwihsdkf
catspresso: change it then
wattpad: I don’t have anything better
catspresso: dude everyone already knows you’re a fanboy
catspresso: i’ve known you for a day and a half and i already know
wattpad: Well then
wattpad: I am tired
wattpad: Goodnight shinsou!!
Kaminari Denki: you guys changed your nicknaesm
Kaminari Denki: WITHOUT ME
Kaminari Denki: this is treason
Kaminari Denki changed their nickname to dank river valley.
dank river valley: where is my bro sero
Mina Ashido: ARE WE CHANGING NAMES!!!!
dank river valley: YEAH DUDE
Mina Ashido: HECK YEAH
Mina Ashido changed their nickname to MUSHU.
MUSHU: MULAN BAYBEYYYYY
Iida Tenya: Please use this chat for its original purpose!!! This is for getting to know Shinsou and for studying, not for nicknames!!!!
wattpad changed Iida Tenya’s nickname to man door hand hook car door.
man door hand hook car door: Excuse me.
wattpad: Good morning iida
dank river valley: MIDORIYA H MY G O D DDD
dank river valley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
man door hand hook car door: Stop this.
wattpad: Sorry iida
wattpad: Change it back yourself if you want to
dank river valley: SAVAGE OMG
MUSHU: denki that died in like 2016
dank river valley: hush at least my teeth are minty fresh
Sero Hanta: mmm teeth smell good
dank river valley: SROE
dank river valley: S ER O
Sero Hanta: BRO DID WE CHANGE NAMES
dank river valley: YEAH WE DID BRO
dank river valley: CHANGE URS!!!!!!!
Sero Hanta changed their username to Office DepotTM.
Office DepotTM: midoriya oh my god
Office DepotTM: the legend
man door hand hook car door: I trusted you
wattpad: I got three hours of sleep last night I don’t care
man door hand hook car door: Midoriya.
wattpad: Yeah ik I’ll try to sleep tonight
MUSHU: were not talking about th fact that midori read a 300k fanfiction?? about all might?? who is now our teacher????
catspresso: if it wasn’t on wattpad my life is a lie
wattpad: Can I go home
pray for these dumbasses
i have a plan for this i swear but its gonna take a LONG ASS TIME
seriously. kiribaku is supposed to get together in year three
I don’t know anything about insomnia but. I hope I got it right
(Also if you’re wondering mic changes his name 6 times a day on the erasermic fams group chat, and those in it will show up soon ;0)
Chapter 3: THE BEGINNING >:))))
HOW DO YALL KEEP FINDING THIS???? this is your fault. how dare
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
dank river valley: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
Office DepotTM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dank river valley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
man door hand hook car door: Why.
Uraraka Ochaco: Iida, we love you, but you’ll never be able to tame them.
Aoyama Yuuga changed their nickname to Fromage~*
Fromage~*: Hi welcome to Chili’s!
dank river valley: AOYAMA!!
MUSHU: it u
Fromage~*: It me!!
catspresso: what kind
catspresso: your nickname just means cheese
catspresso: what kind
Fromage~*: All of them!
catspresso: but why
Fromage~*: J’aime le fromage~
MUSHU: you know french????
Tsuyu Asui: How?
catspresso: good question
Fromage~*: Comment connaissez-vous le français? [how do you know french?]
catspresso: a vécu en france pendant un certain temps [lived in france for a while]
Fromage~*: !! Moi aussi!!!! [me too!!!!]
catspresso: bon :) [nice :)]
dank river valley: WOAH
Kirishima Eijirou: bro thats dope!! man i wish i knew enough of any language to be bilingual haha
Office DepotTM: ^^
catspresso: tri actually
Fromage~*: MOI AUSSI
dank river valley: wait whats ur third???
dank river valley: shit whats that
Kirishima Eijirou: japanese sign language?
dank river valley: OH
Office DepotTM: lmao galaxy brain
Office DepotTM: wait why do you know jsl
catspresso: wouldn't you like to know weather boy
MUSHU: oh damn
Kirishima Eijirou: thats so cool though shinsou!! i only know like 4 signs its impressive that you know more!
catspresso: shut up i’m not fluent yet
Kirishima Eijirou: okay but like thats still hella impressive bro
catspresso: aoyama what’s your 3rd
Fromage~*: Oh! English :>
wattpad: !! Wait shinsou why do you know French?
catspresso: already answered that
wattpad: Its in French
catspresso: google translate exists
wattpad: Do I LOOK smart
catspresso: that’s fair
catspresso: tbh the only 1as smart enough to use google translate would be yaoyorozu and bakugou but yaoyorozu’s too nice to intrude like that and bakugou doesn't care
wattpad:.... Yeah okay
Todoroki Shouto: hey
wattpad: Todoroki yesterday I watched you lie on the ground next to a melting ice cube for 15 minutes and when I asked why you said “our mental states are similar”
Todoroki Shouto: :-|
catspresso: same boat
Jirou Kyouka: same boat
Office DepotTM: eye--
Kirishima Eijirou: same boat
Office DepotTM: ???
dank river valley: kiri???
Kirishima Eijirou changed their nickname to sharkboy.
dank river valley: no wait
sharkboy: todoroki used an emoticon
sharkboy: and it looked like the polite cat
Office DepotTM: holy shit ur rite
Todoroki Shouto: Who?
catspresso: you’re friends with midoriya how do you not know
Todoroki Shouto: I have never seen this cat before in my life
this was real lame but anyway i changed my goals for this and i probably wont update unless