Tina: That's for trying to murder the love of my life!
Newt: I'm the love of your life?
Tina: I don't know, I'm still mad at you!
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Newt (Writing his will): There.
Tina (Reading it): I leave everything to my lovely wife Tina and my beasts.
Tina: What about your children?
Newt: It says here, all my beasts.
Tina: Your human children.
Newt: Oh. Yes, them. I definitely did not forget about them.
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Newt: Okay, yeah, I love Tina. I have loving feelings for Tina. But does that mean I'm in love with her? No-
Newt: Oh my goodness...I'm in love with Tina.
Newt, to Queenie and Jacob: Why didn't you guys tell me?
Jacob: We thought you knew!
Tina: Okay, if you've got any questions, just ask.
Newt: If a niffler and an occamy had a fight, who would win?
Tina: If you've got any relevant question, just ask.
Tina: I'm a little overwhelmed.
Newt: You're overwhelmed, Jacob was underwhelmed. Why isn't anyone just whelmed?
Source: Young Justice
Dumbledore: Good response to being cursed?
Theseus: That's fair.
Tina: Not again.
Queenie: Are you going to want me to do it back?
Tina: As they say, new year, new me.
Newt: New year, more beasts.
Tina: Newt, I-
Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Bonus: For a hilarious interaction on this post, check out my Tumblr, @incorrect-newtina
Jacob: Who would win in a duel between Newt and Queenie?
Tina: I can't answer that, Newt's my partner.
Jacob: So, Queenie?
Theseus: You need a hobby.
Newt: I have a hobby.
Theseus: Staring at Tina's face isn't a hobby.
Newt: You're right. It's a profession and I excel at my job.
Newt: -nudges Tina awake-
Tina: What's wrong?
Newt: Hey, do you like me?
Tina: Newt, I married you.
Newt: Yes, but did you marry me as a friend or, like, as a husband? Unclear.
Being normal is vastly overrated.
Newt: I have cat-like reflexes.
Jacob: Prove it.
Newt: -sees a cat-
Newt: I like that cat.
Newt: Top reasons for us getting married?
Tina: Firmly saying, "That's my husband!" before knocking someone out in one punch.
Tina: And love.