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Merde, Ą-Class Grenade!

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You ripped French apart with this ridiculous pronunciation you had grabbed at the beginning, but did not take any good curses? Really? German sighed heavily. Why I am even allied with you?

French deserved this. They turned their back on us, joined the Romanian language league!

And you took half of their vocabulary, but no decent curses! What does it make you?

A gentleman?

Without the proper formal pronouns? More like a foolwiththeobsessionaboutthepast...

Was that a single word?

Yes, of cou—dodge! The consonants cluster grenade landed on their feet. Slavic Alliance is attacking! Prepare the modern tech jargon internationalisms!