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my disappointment is immeasurable (HIATUS)

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LifeInsurance added Whatsupgaymers, brokeuyasu, 20Years4MinorVandalism, Costello, assnearlynumb, SponsoredbyPizzaHut, 1235, SilverStripper003, cheezits, Abbacchihoe, Mom, Trishy, EGG, HAIR, StickspainTbrushesuphisass and paintbrushes to a new chat. 

 

LifeInsurance named the chat 'Groupchat for Morioh'

 

20Years4MinorVandalism changed the name to 'Try not to commit self deletus'

 

LifeInsurance: Jolyne, why would you betray me?

 

2OYears4MinorVandalism: ;;)) this name too long lemme change real quick

 

20Years4MinorVandalism changed their name to YeetusFeetus

 

YeetusFeetus: ahh perfect

 

assnearlynumb: so uhh whats this for Gio?

 

LifeInsurance: It's a chat for us all to stay in contact via.

 

LifeInsurance: Mista came up with it actually. 

 

Costello: Ooh whos Mista 

 

Whatsupgaymers: His man

 

LifeInsurance: Simply put. 

 

Costello: Shit i forgot you werent the little single one anymore

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: No but Okuyasu is about to be

 

Whatsupgaymers: WHAT THE FUCK? Rohan you think Im gonna leave him or something? Bitch

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: My bad shouldve said hes going to be a widower when I find you Josuke

 

Whatsupgaymers: ..........Why

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: BECAUSE OF THIS WEIRD AS FUCK USERNAME, THATS WHY

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: I KNOW YOU SET ME TO THIS YOU POMPADOURED LITTLE CUNT

 

Paintbrushes: hey hey what's all the yelling for? 

 

Paintbrushes: why am I called paintbrushes actually 

 

Costello: Pfffffffffffffffffff

 

brokeuyasu: why wouldnt u be

 

Paintbrushes: ..........

 

Paintbrushes: ah. I see why. 

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: AND FYI, KIRA AND I ARE NOT A THING JOSUKE! STEP THE FUCK BACK!

 

YeetusFeetus: im confused why hasnt Josuke gone off at Rohan about his hair yet

 

HAIR: He and Okuyasu are making out.

 

EGG: Yukako!!

 

EGG: You said we weren't gonna tell them :(

 

HAIR: I'm sorry, sweetheart, but it's for the best. 

 

LifeInsurance: Great, first day of the groupchat and this happens.

 

assnearlynumb: need any help committing cease vital functions Gio?

 

LifeInsurance: No, I think I'm good. Just need to watch a few Onision videos and you'll all be at my funeral come Monday. 

 

brokeuyasu: pretty dark fr someone who literaly shines like the sun 

 

LifeInsurance: I live for the turntable, Okuyasu :)

 

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Abbachihoe: What the fuck is this

 

Mom: A groupchat, or so it appears darling

 

cheezits: awwwwwwaawawawawaww

 

Abbachihoe: What the fuck do you want Narancia

 

cheezits: ok but u2 are 2 cute

 

cheezits: fugo get in here

 

SilverStripper003: Gay

 

cheezits: yeah me too

 

SilverStripper003: What

 

cheezits: nevermind

 

cheezits: anyways are they the cutest thing ever

 

SilverStripper003: Idk, probably. I mean, you haven't spend the night in the same room as Giorno and Mista, but go off I guess

 

cheezits: next time we take a roadtrip im sharing with them

 

SilverStripper003: They were so polite too. Gio wouldn't stop asking if I minded they were.....doing things, and he tried to keep shit extra quiet. They went in the bathroom at one point actually.

 

Abbachihoe: And you didn't get any pictures?!

 

Mom: Yes! You should have >:(

 

SilverStripper003: Ew wtf! Why would you want pictures?

 

Mom: So I can see my favourite son growing up :(

 

Abbachihoe: Blackmail, obviously.

 

SilverStripper003: Right then...

 

cheezits: hey is it just us here

 

assnearlynumb: lmao no

 

cheezits: who the fuck r u!!

 

assnearlynumb: its me, Johnny, couldnt you tell?

 

Abbachihoe: Johnny Johnny

 

assnearlynumb: .....yes papa

 

cheezits: fucking gyro

 

assnearlynumb: nO PAPA

 

SilverStripper003: Telling lies?

 

assnearlynumb: no papa!!!

 

Abbachihoe: Open your mouth

 

assnearlynumb: *devilspawn screech*

 

Abbachihoe: ....Christo

 

assnearlynumb: srly why do people want me to date him

 

assnearlynumb: were too good friends to do that

 

cheezits: you just wont admit your in love

 

Mom: You can't speak, Narancia. 

 

cheezits: MOOOOM SHUTT UPPPP

 

cheezits: NOT. HERE .

 

SilverStripper003: Psst, Abbachio, have any idea what they're talking about?

 

Abbachihoe: Not a clue