Sawamura Daichi has added 11 people to ‘Karasuno boys volleyball club’
Ennoshita Chikara: Daichi what the fuck
Kageyama Tobio: nice im going back to sleep now
Tsukishima Kei: Let me leave before the children a w a k e n
Nishinoya Yuu: owo??????????????????????????
Tsukishima Kei: dear lord
Tsukishima Kei: It’s here.
Nishinoya Yuu: >:(
Nishinoya Yuu: Rude giraffey mcedgelord
Sawamura Daichi: Hey now
Sawamura Daichi: Why are you guys even awake?
Tsukishima Kei: I could ask you the same thing
Sawamura Daichi: eh I had college prep stuff and I just finished it all
Sawamura Daichi: I doubt you guys have good excuses though
Ennoshita Chikara: i have been diagnosed with three types of insomnia f u c k off
Sawamura Daichi: Sorry not you enno
Tsukishima Kei: My brother was trying to get me to do family bonding shit and it went on until midnight and i’ve been talking to Tadashi
Nishinoya Yuu: I was crying
Sawamura Daichi: Noya?????
Nishinoya Yuu: nah chill i was just scared because there was a moth in my room and assfdxzjsf
Sawamura Daichi: A moth? You were crying because of a moth??
Tsukishima Kei: Pfft
Tsukishima Kei: the great Nishinoya, guardian deity of Karasuno, brought to tears by a moth
Nishinoya Yuu: Shut
Sugawara Koushi: DIECHI
Tsukishima Kei: Hehe ‘Diechi’
Sugawara Koushi: IT IS ASSAM DO NOT EXPECT ME TO SPELL
Sugawara Koushi: daichi i expected better from you. Noya i cant say im surprised but im still disappointed. tsukyee go to sleep . Ennoshita I love and respect your insomnia and refusal to take anyone’s shit
Sugawara Koushi: now let me get sleep and if anyone talks here until a reasonable hour im going to kill them at practice.
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Private chat between Sugawara Koushi and Sawamura Daichi
Daichi: You okay? You were a little more aggressive yelling at us last compared to normal
Suga: Yeah, I was just annoyed and my shoulder was hurting and I’d finally gotten to sleep when my phone started dinging and woke me up
Daichi: Sorry about that ^^;
Suga: Don’t mind
Suga: Tell them they can talk in the gc now, I’m coming over to your house for hugs
Daichi: Sure, see you there
Karasuno boys volleyball club
Hinata Shoyo: Capitan why did you make a groupchat?
Yamaguchi Tadashi: And why at 2am?
Sawamura Daichi: Eh it’s been hovering in the back of my mind since the Noya Incident and it just popped into my brain
Hinata Shoyo: The Noya Incident??
Azumane Asahi: It was a bad time for the club;;;;;;;;;;;;
Azumane Asahi: not one that we want to remember;;;;;;
Tsukishima Kei: Ok now I really want to know
The gay seniors
Daichi: Do we tell them?
Suga: They’ll probably blackmail us
Daichi: If we tell the abbreviated version, they won’t get to hear ALL the stupid shit we ended up doing while looking for him
Kiyoko: We can, tell them the shorter one, I suppose.
Suga: Eh why not
Suga: THey deserve to know.
Karasuno boys volleyball club
Hinata Shoyo: Ehhhhhh?????? Where’d Daichi and Asahi go????
Tsukishima Kei: They’re probably talking shit in their secret senior gc
Sawamura Daichi: We’re right here.
Tsukishima Kei: Now will you tell us what the Noya Incedent was?
Sawamura Daichi: * incident
Yamaguchi Tadashi: Don’t avoid Tsukki’s question!!
Tsukishima Kei: shut up tadashi
Yamaguchi Tadashi: Sorryyyy Tsukki!
Tsukishima Kei: anyways.
Sawamura Daichi: Okay so who should tell it?
Azumane Asahi: I guess i can;;;;;;;;
Sugawara Koushi: Awe you don’t need to youre already constantly anxious anyways
Azumane Asahi: dont worry im closest with noya anyways hell probably mind least if i do it;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sugawara Koushi: Okay
Azumane Asahi: o k so basically one day when Noya was a 1st year and we were 2nd years, he was the team’s only libero and honestly a bit of our mascot because he was loud, amazing and really great at everything, and even Ukia really liked him mostly because he was our only libero and a dang good one at that
Tsukishima Kei: your gay is showing, Asahi
Sugawara Koushi: Shut up and let him tell the story
Hinata Shoyo: Why are you telling us this?
Sugawara Koushi: Exposition. Now shut u p
Azumane Asahi: ok and anyways, one morning he didn’t show up to practice and everyone freaked out because he’d never been late ever
Azumane Asahi: and so we took it upon ourselves to find him and long story short we ran around town freaking the heck out but we all were actually searching the same places at different times and we weren’t communicating because we were all texting everyone individually and it was chaos and nobody knew where anyone else was
Sawamura Daichi: Asahi calm down
Azumane Asahi: an d i hated every second of it because i wwas so worried for everyone and eventually Noya Showed up at the gym with a broken ankle becaus e he fell off his bike and down a hill and he tried to text us but he had the wrong number anfd i wanted to die because i didn’t ersopng and he took our silence as a no he couldn’t skip so he shoiwed up anyways ins90ted og fetting herlp
Sawamura Daichi: ASAHI AZUMANE BREATHE
Azumane Asahi: sorry;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Hinata Shoyo: OH… That sounds terrible
Hinata Shoyo: Captain I can see why you wanted to make a group chat then
Sawamura Daichi: Yeah
Tsukishima Kei: Hinata not being aggressively optimistic??? What universe are we living in?
Yamaguchi Tadashi: ssh ut up, tsukki imm grying
Tsukishima Kei: What happened, Tadashi?
Yamaguchi Tadashi: theb stiory uwsas so sadf
Tsukishima Kei: I’m on my way to your house. Until then, you’re okay, right?
Yamaguchi Tadashi: I jsut hat e to think Nishinoya-senpai was suffering so much like that becuas e a broken foot hurts and walking on it more must suck
Nishinoya Yuu: Hey y’all! What are you talking ‘bout?
Nishinoya Yuu: Oh
Nishinoya Yuu: Hey, Yamaguchi?
Yamaguchi Tadashi: yeagh?
Nishinoya Yuu: Don’t worry about it! I’m fine now, and you shouldn’t worry about it! It was mostly my fault, because I didn’t write down their phone numbers correctly, and I only fell because I was yelling at one of my neighbors about volleyball.
Nishinoya Yuu: So please, Don’t cry! The pain was a long time ago, and I’d forgotten about it almost completely up until now! I don’t want any of my amazing kouhais crying!
Yamaguchi Tadashi: Thank you, noya
Yamaguchi Tadashi: I’m feeling better now that i know you weren’t permanently scarred or anything
Yamaguchi Tadashi: And Tsukki’s here too so yeah :)
Nishinoya Yuu: hahahaha yeah I’m not permanently scarred and I’m glad your boyf is there to help!
Hinata Shoyo: WAITWAITWAIT GUYS
Hinata Shoyo: Did you guys know there’s a nickname function on this app?
-Hinata Shoyo changed his nickname to ‘Future Crow Ace!!’-
-Future Crow Ace!! Changed 11 other nicknames-
Cool Uncle Noya: I like my name, Shoyo! Just one question- Why uncle?
Future Crow Ace!!: Because Daichi, Suga, and Ennoshita are my cool dads and you count as Ennoshita’s brother so you’re my cool uncle!
Cool Uncle Noya: Omygosh That’s so cute im crying
Anxious Ace: dont cry noya;;;;;;;;;;;;
Cool Uncle Noya: No I’m smiling it’s a metaphor
Anxious Ace: okay;;;
Anxious Serve: Hey, I’m back!
Anxious Serve: Asahi, we match!
Dadchi: This works. I have no objections.
Sugawarmom: HINATA I LOVE THIS AND YOU
Tall: Your name has ‘Suga’, ‘war’ and ‘mom’ I can see why you like it.
ennoshita: Why is mine just my name but lovercase?
Future Crow Ace!!: Well
Future Crow Ace!!: I couldnt think of anything for you…
ennoshita: dont mind
-ennoshita changed his nickname to ‘ennoshitty’-
Dadchi: Chikara we’ve been over this
Sugawarmom: DONT PUT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THIS ITS BAD AND JFKDHGFKJDH
Dadchi: Basically what suga just said except less caps
ennoshitty: thanks for being supportive babe (plural) but it was a joke
Tall: lmao “Babe (plural)”
Tall: also wtf is this name
Future Crow Ace!!: It’s what you are!!
Tall: why did I expect anything different.
Tall: If you do this to me ill have no choice but to exact my revenge.
Future Crow Ace!!: Revenge? Whats that?
Anxious Serve: bbasically when you do something to someone and they get mad and decide to do the same thing back to you
Cool Uncle Noya: so its like if you kill someone’s best friend then they’ll want to hurt you back
Future Crow Ace!!: Oh!! So like us and Aobajousai?
Cool Uncle Noya: Exactly!
Future Crow Ace!!: but what would Tsukishima’s revenge be?
Future Crow Ace!!: I didn’t beat him at volleyball OR kill anyone!
-Tall has changed Future Crow Ace!!’s nickname to ‘Short’-
Short: you dIDNT
Anxious Serve: :o Tsukki!
Anxious Serve: You shouldn’t insult his height like that! It’s rude
Tall: :p fine then
-Tall has changed Short’s nickname to ‘Not as short as Noya’-
Cool Uncle Noya: bITCH
Anxious Serve: worse!!
-Tall has changed Not as short as Noya’s nickname to ‘Hinata’-
Hinata: fine then
-Kageyama!! Has changed his nickname to ‘King’-
-King has changed the chat name to ‘KarASSuno GAYS’ -