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I Am Iron Man

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Tony Stark had dealt with many, many things. From aliens to Artifical Intelligence. But now he was stuck in a theater with aliens, the rogue avengers, his girlfriend, and a bunch of people he didn't know.

"So, someone care to explain?" Luna, aka his girlfriend, asked.

Peter held up a piece of paper, reading it quickly. "Dear Avengers, it seems that since Thanos is coming you have been told to become a team again. But if you want to be a team, you must learn about the one you hate the most."

Luna glanced at Tony, before snatching the paper from Peter. "You will be watching nine movies in this order. Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Avengers: Age Of Ultron, Captain America: Civil War, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Avengers: Infinity War, and Avengers 4."

Clint groaned, while the rogues rolled their eyes (except for Bucky and Scott, Tony noticed). Tony raised an eyebrow, before grabbing the paper from the brunette. "Watch closely, and you'll see past the multiple masks Mr. Stark has. Sincerely, Amora."

"Amora?!"

"Yep." Tony answered Thor.

"Well, if this is what I think it is...be prepared." Luna stated. "Hope none of you had a big breakfast. Oh, hi Coulson."

"What?" Tony muttered.

"COUSLON?!"