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[Shota Aizawa has added Tenya Iida, Izuku Midoriya and +18 more to the group chat]

Shota Aizawa: Nezu said we (the home room teachers) should make group chats so you guys can easily talk to each other even though you all live together.

Shota Aizawa: So here it is. Keep it… pg-13.

Denki Kaminari: *yall

Hanta Sero: *y’all

Hanta Sero: !!!!

Denki Kaminari: !! OOOOO!!!!

Shota Aizawa: You guys can change the group chat name or your names, but again, keep it pg-13. Also only @ me if it’s serious. I don’t want you guys messaging me 24/7. Cool? Cool bye.

[Denki Kaminari changed Shota Aizawa’s name to Father]

Denk Kaminari: You’re welcome everyone

Mina Ashido: Nice

Eijirou Kirishima: Is that your best?

Denki Kaminari: No but we’ll think of something along the way. Also

[Denki Kaminari has changed their name to Epic Gamer]

Hanta Sero: I’m so happy I know you. I love you more and more each day

Epic Gamer: uwu Weawwy? You wove me Sewo??

Hanta Sero: I take it back you’re dead to me now

Epic Gamer: MISTEW OBAMA

[Katsuki Bakugou changed Epic Gamer’s name to Epic Gaymer]

Epic Gaymer: I LOVE YOU BAKUGOU

Katsuki Bakugou: SHUT UP ITS SUPPOSED TO BE INSULTING

Epic Gaymer: WELL I THINK ITS GREAT

[Epic Gaymer changed Katsuki Bakugou’s name to Bakugay]

Hanta Sero: You rlly aren’t at your best for names today huh

Epic Gaymer: Yeah I know. Again, if I think of something better I’ll

Epic Gaymer: I just heard explosions uh pray for me

Ochako Ururaka: He's so calm about getting his butt kicked

Bakugay: Probably because I do that a lot

Ochako Ururaka: You gonna do it??

Bakugay: Beat him up?

Ochako Ururaka: Yee

Bakugay: Nah

Eijiro Kirishima: What a sweatheart

Bakugay: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Bakugay: YOU SPELT SWEETHEART WRONG

Eijiro Kirishima: I did it on purpose. Bc ur sweaty

Bakugay: OK NOW I HAVE SOMEONE TO BEAT UP

Eijiro Kirishima: BAKUGOU NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY

Bakugay: UR GAY YOU DONT GET A WIFE AND FAMILY

Hanta Sero: Would you two kiss already

Bakugay: S E R O!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanta Sero: Your exclamation point can’t hurt me these shades are Gucci!!!!

Father: Guys

Father: ew my name

[Father has changed their name to Wine Mom]

Wine Mom: Ok so

Wine Mom: Basically I’m (monkey) going to the store tomorrow and need a list of what you all want and I need to know if anyone wants to go with me

 

Epic Gaymer: OH MY G O D

Epic Gaymer: AIZAWA DID A MEME!!!! HE DID A MEEEEME!!!!!!!!!!

Tenya Iida: I would like to go grocery shopping with you!! Also I meant to say this earlier, but the idea of having a group chat is great! All of us being able to chat and help each other through text is genius!

Wine Mom: Thank you Iida

Wine Mom: WAIT

[Wine Mom has changed Tenya Iida’s name to Lidia]

Lidia: Thanks I hate it

Hanta Sero: SCREENSHOTTED

Hanta Sero: I CANT BELIEVE THEY MADE MEMES IM CRYING SKDKOS

Ochako Ururaka: Iida!!! You said you’d never out yourself on knowing memes!!

Lidia: I couldn’t help myself!!! I’m sorry!!

Wine Mom: Has Iida never said memes around you guys??? He’s the one that helps me keep in touch

Lidia: And so does the screaming man in your house

Wine Mom: Yes mostly the birb

Wine Mom: *bird

Wine Mom: Birb is ok too

Fumikage Tokoyami: Hello Yes I Am Birb

Mezo Shoji: No not you

Fumikage Tokoyami: :/ dang

Eijiro Kirishima: You have a bird Mr. Aizawa???

Wine Mom: Realistically? No. Metaphorically? Yes.

Eijirou Kirishima: IM EVEN MORE CONFUSED

Lidia: May I spill the beans?

Wine Mom: No those beans are for me to spill. Only MY cats can be let out of my bag.

Lidia: WOW Sorry

Wine Mom: Rude. Detention for life.

Epic Gaymer: I’m so scared rn what’s HAPPENING

Wine Mom: Ok but for real

Wine Mom: Who’s going grocery shopping with me? And what do we all need

Rikido Sato: We need eggs and milk!!

[Rikido Sato changed their name to Gordon Ramsey]

Epic Gaymer: Nice

Bakugay: MORE SUGAR COOKIES

Wine Mom: YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION NO

Bakugay: >:(

Wine Mom: That face can’t sway my decision

Bakugay: :,(

Wine Mom: Sorry kid. If you want them you gotta buy them yourself

Bakugay: Deal

Wine Mom: That means you have to go with me

Bakugay: >:((((((

Eijirou Kirishima: If you give me the money and I’ll buy them for you

Bakugay: YES!!!!

[Ochako Ururaka changed Eijirou Kirishima’s name to Sweety]

Ochako Ururaka: Because ur a sweety

Sweety: AWE THANK YOU!!!

Sweety: Also BakuBro I’m going to ur room for that money

Izuku Midoriya: The Money Zone

Bakugay: EW WHY IS HE HERE

Wine Mom: SHUT UP WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED

Shouto Todoroki: A new dad

Wine Mom: Yeah I’ve got like,, ¥10

Lidia: You look like you have ¥10

Wine Mom: STOP ROASTING ME

Epic Gamer: Can I go with you so you can push me in the cart?

Wine Mom: No

Epic Gaymer: :( worth the try

Hanta Sero: I’ll push you around in a cart babe

Epic Gaymer: :,) Thanks babe

Hanta Sero: I gotchu ;)

Sweety: You two should kiss

Hanta Sero: STOP WHY CANT I LOVE MY FRIEND

Epic Gaymer: Why’s everything gotta be gay Kiri? Huh? You one of them??

Sweety: ALFUWOFUSO

Bakugay: Only GAYS keyboard smash

Sweety: I just watched you giggle while sending that

Sweety: I just got hit in the head :)

Sweety: ALSO WE NEED PROTEIN POWDER!!!!!

Izuku Midoriya: I got a list from my peeps so I’ll go with you and help with the shopping

Wine Mom: Sleep is for the weak and I’m a very week man I need you and Iida to carry all the bags

Izuku Midoriya: :( awe man

Wine Mom: I’m kidding. You guys should head to sleep tho. It’s 10:00.

Bakugay: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!

Sweety: You’re about to fall asleep on me

Bakugay: SHHHH

Sweety: hh y’all please go to sleep or at least don’t message here I’m afraid it’ll wake Baku up

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Wine Mom: Any last minute requests for the shopping list bc when I get into my car I’m not taking anything else

Tsuyu Asui: Bread and butter!!

Tsuyu Asui: Haha bread and butter

Ochako Ururaka: Nice babe

Yuga Aoyama: Edible glitter please~!!!

Wine Mom: I.. might get that. If they have rainbow sprinkles will that suffice?

Yuga Aoyama: Perfect!✨

Wine Mom: Cool. Also if anyone still wants to go then get down here now!! Only Midoriya and Iida are here and I’m leaving in 10 Minutes!!!!

Bakugay: WAIT IM GOING INSTEAD OF KIRISHIMA

Sweety: Bakusquad needs munchies

Sweety: When I said munchies I meant good but could you get Munchies BakuBro? I haven’t had them in years

Bakugay: SURE ALSO IM STILL ON CAPS LOCK BC I NEED TO GET READY FAST SJFHEO

Sweety: I hate that I can tell that was a frustrated keyboard smash

Shouto Todoroki: I’m going as well. Really only because Midoriya said I should

Izuku Midoriya: Someone could tell you “Todoroki you can’t scale that wall” and you’d be like “you’re right I can’t” but if I say “nah dude I think you could do it” by the time I've finished the sentence you’d be on the top of the wall

Shouto Todoroki: Why do I understand what you just sent

Bakugay: That was so unnecessarily Long and Complicated

Izuku Midoriya: I like to be thorough

Wine Mom: Bakugou and Todoroki are here this is the last call

Mina Ashido: Can you get me Starbies?

Mina Ashido: Hagakure wants some too

Wine Mom: Depends in how complicated your order is

Mina Ashido: We just want chocolate chip frappuccinos.

Wine Mom: Make it 3 bc I want one now. I’ll get them on the way back

Mina Ashido: Hagakure and I say thank you!!!!

Wine Mom: You need anything @KojiKoda?

Gordon Ramsey: He’s sleeping in. He’s full on food for his animals tho

Wine Mom: Thank you. It took me 4 tries to write ‘you’ ugh I wanna go back to bed so bad

Wine Mom: Y’all are so lucky I’m willing to get groceries

Epic Gamer: HE SAID YALL!!

Wine Mom: We’re going bye!!!!

Mina Ashido: I’m so happy :,) I haven’t had a frappuccino in like forever and my bestie and I has the same craving uwu

Epic Gaymer: Wait can I still ask for coffee???

Mina Ashido: No he said it was last call before he left

Epic Gaymer: :( awe man. My order is rlly simple too

Kyoka Jiro: Need me some starbies

Epic Gaymer: JIRO!!

Epic Gaymer: ALSO STARBIES AKCHSL

Kyoka Jiro: GAY

 

[Izuku Midoriya has changed Shouto Todoroki’s name to Horseradish]

Horseradish: WHY WOULD YOU EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS

Izuku Midoriya: IM SORRY I LOVE YOU I SWEAR

Horseradish: IM BEING MADE FUN OF

Izuku Midoriya: AKCJSODUWO

Mina Ashido: IM SO CONFUSED AKCUSOF

Izuku Midoriya: I found horseradish and said “Hey Todoroki it’s you” bc,, he gotta horse face

Horseradish: IVE BEEN INSULTED

Izuku Midoriya: I SAUD I WAS SORRY

Horseradish: You’ll never be forgiven

Izuku Midoriya: I’ll buy you something

Horseradish: You can’t buy my love

Izuku Midoriya: uh

Izuku Midoriya: I’ll share my ice cream?? My cereal??? Idk how to make it up to you, the boy who has money to buy whatever he wants

Horseradish: Neither do I. Let’s say you owe me something and we’ll keep it as that

Izuku Midoriya: I’m Scared™️

Gordon Ramsey: Hi I’m making biscuits and gravy

Wine Mom: Save some for me!!

Gordon Ramsey: It’ll be done when you get back dw

Sweety: @Bakugay I just remembered we’re out of sweet tea!! Is it ok if you get some?

Bakugay: Already got it ;)

Sweety: AWE THANK YOU!!!

 

Izuku Midoriya: GUYS

Izuku Midoriya: MR AIZAWA JUST WENT “wait everyone be quiet for a moment” AND THEN QUIETLY SANG ALONG TO THE MUSIC IN THE STORE!!!

Izuku Midoriya: He said it’s Aba?

Bakugay: It’s ABBA. This song is called Take A Chance On Me.

Epic Gaymer: I LOVE ABBA!!! THEYRE MUSIC IS SO GOOD!!!

Hanta Sero: I have one of the albums!! We should listen to it together!!

Epic Gaymer: YES!!!! ABSOLUTELY!!!

Kyoka Jiro: I’m surprised you could spell that

Epic Gaymer: I can’t just be myself can I

Kyoka Jiro: No you can’t

Hanta Sero: No u

Mina Ashido: No u

Toru Hagakure: No you

[Epic Gaymer changes Mina Ashido’s name to Slime Girl]

Epic Gaymer: another good band is Slime Girl. Girls? I don’t remember but it’s good.

Wine Mom: Were on our way to get the drinks. Also I’ve been to a Slime Girls concert

Epic Gaymer: NO WAY!!! Wish that were me :/

Epic Gaymer: I wouldn’t take you as someone who likes Slime Girls Mr. Aizawa!

Wine Mom: I don’t actually like them that much. I enjoy the music I just don’t think I’d like,,, buy an album I guess?? Idk I was invited to the concert

Slime Girl: Awe!! By who??

Wine Mom: Present Mic. He really likes them and got 2 tickets. He didn’t know anyone else who liked them so I went.

Slime Girl: AAAAAAWWEE

Wine Mom: Brb getting drinks

Slime Girl: I just started listening to Slime Girls and???? This is my aesthetic??? Why do I not know this??? This music is so cute???

Epic Gaymer: I know right!!! It’s so you!!! Look up Intro. You’ll defo know it

Slime Girl: OH!!! YOU SHOWED ME THIS SONG!!! This music reminds me of like,, cute anime girls, Zelda and Undertale

Epic Gaymer: Awe Yeah ur right!! Some of their songs are in my sleep time playlist

Slime Girl: AWE

Bakugay: I got your stupid coffee Pikachu

Epic Gaymer: Thank you bro uwu

Bakugay: I will spill this

Epic Gaymer: Sorry please don’t spill my coffee I need that to function

Bakugay: I also got a caramel Frappuccino but I don’t like it so if anyone wants it it’s up for grabs

Ochako Ururaka: I WANT IT

Ochako Ururaka: I CALL DIBS

Bakugay: Jesus fine it’s yours! Calm ur tits!

Izuku Midoriya: Guys I just thought of something funny!!

Bakugay: No one cares

Izuku Midoriya:

Izuku Midoriya: Anywho

Izuku Midoriya: “I’ll Fortnite dance my way into your heart” - Kaminari (probably)

Epic Gaymer: OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT I WOULD SAY THAT

Epic Gaymer: @HantaSero

Hanta Sero: I SAW ALCHSOFUWOE THATS US

Bakugay: WERE HOME GET YOUR COFFEE BEFORE I DROP IT

Ochako Ururaka: IM COMING

Tsuyu Asui: I love my crazy gf

Ochako Ururaka: This is so yummy tsu omg. It’s kinda melty tho. Lots of condensation. And probably sweat

Bakugay: Hah that was from me holding it

Ochako Ururaka: GASP IM GONNA FREEZE IT AND HAVE IT TONIGHT FOR DESERT

Tsuyu Asui: SHARE PLEASE!!

Ochako Ururaka: I WILL!!!

Hanta Sero: HEAR YE HEAR YE!!

Hanta Sero: Tonight we will listen to ABBA and Slime Girls in my room! Be there or be square!

Lidia: I’m always a square

Izuku Midoriya: we know this and we love you

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[Bakugay has changed Izuku Midoriya’s name to Midooriya]

Bakugay: I JUST WATCHED DEKU WALK INTO A DOOR RIGHT AFTER I SAID DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON YOUR WAY OUT IM DYING

Midooriya: I HIT MY SHOULDER HEAD
A N D MY FOOT

Lidia: Midoriya are you alright?! You don’t need medical assistance right?

Midooriya: NiI’m fine. I did scream tho

Midooriya: Kacchan makes it look like I slammed myself into a door and started crying and he started laughing at me but really I walked out of the doorway way too quickly and hit myself. We’re both laughing at me

Bakugay: IT WAS HILARIOUS IM SO MAD I COULDNT GET IT ON CAMERA

Epic Gaymer: It’s good to know you two are getting along

Bakugay: NO WERE NOT IM LAUGHING AT HOW STUPID DEKU IS

Epic Gaymer: uhuh yeah sure whatever you say bro

Bakugay: YOU SHUT YOUR UP

Epic Gaymer: W H A T

Bakugay: I tried typing something else but it came out that way >:(

Slime Girl: Why do you use emoticons instead of emojis Bakugou?

Bakugay: NONYA

Slime Girl: :(

Bakugay: YOURE LITERALLY USING THEM RN

Slime Girl: Theyre cute!! Let me use them!! Emojis are kinda annoying

Sweety: He uses them bc he thinks they’re cute

Sweety: Bakugou I can hear you screaming please calm down bro

Midooriya: Is this how your conversations usually go? He just yells at me.

Epic Gaymer: Sometimes he talks normally but it’s mostly yelling

Midooriya: understandable

 

Slime Girl: Guys!!! I just remembered!! We need a group chat name!!

[Bakugay has changed the chat name to Gucci Gang]

Slime Girl: I’m

Epic Gaymer: I LOVE THIS HOLY

Hanta Sero: Aside from the fact that Bakugou did that uuuu we need to change our names. I’m done looking at my real name

[Epic Gaymer has changed Hanta Sero’s name to Billy Mays]

Billy Mays: Thank you :,)

[Kyoka Jiro has changed their name to Goth gf]

Goth gf: I don’t fit the big titty part in big titty goth gf so

Epic Gaymer: I love it :,)

[Goth gf changes Momo Yaoyorozu’s name to Mama]

Goth gf: yknow,, cuz she’s mom,, momo,, mama

Mama: I get it! How cute!

Goth gf: hhthanks

Epic Gaymer: MOMOS HERE YAY!!!

Epic Gaymer: Finally,, she can help me with my homework via text

Wine Mom: Speaking of homework you guys have a project for Midnight don’t forget it

Mama: And we have reading for Present Mic!

Wine Mom: Fun Fact: Present Mic read all of the book your reading now in 2 nights all while maintaining 3 jobs

Epic Gaymer: How can he do it??? I wish I had that much motivation :/

Hitoshi Shinsou: mood

Midooriya: SHINSOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Mashirao Ojiro: SHINSOU!

Hitoshi Shinsou: hi

Wine Mom: Oh right so Shinsou is moving into 1A. Mineta is no longer with us (he’s not dead he’s expelled)

Epic Gaymer: Why??

Ochako Ururaka: You have to audacity to ask why. We should be celebrating

Lidia: Why don't we celebrate Shinsou joining 1A and not Mineta leaving us?

Hitoshi Shinsou: I don’t need a party I can just move in and we can act like I’ve always lived here

Lidia: Wait, when do you move in?

Hitoshi Shinsou: well today is Monday uuuh,,, Wednesday

Midooriya: Yaay!!!!

[Hitoshi Shinsou changed Mashirao Ojiro’ name to Tails]

Tails: Understandable

[Tails has changed Hitoshi Shinsou’s name to Shadow]

Shadow: how could you expose me like this

Epic Gaymer: Since when did you guys become best friends?

Shadow: I had the balls to apologize ;) unlike someone in the chat

Midooriya: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shadow: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Epic Gaymer: ?????

Midooriya: Kacchan

Sweety: You’re so lucky he’s working out rn bc he’d kill you otherwise

Midooriya: Don't you always work out with him??

Sweety: I’m a little under the weather so I’m spotting him/ watching

Epic Gaymer: Gay

Billy Mays: Gay

[Tsuyu Asui has changed Ochako Ururaka’s name to Rararasputin]

[Rararasputin has changed Tsuyu Asui’s name to m’lady]

M’lady: why do I love this name

Rararasputin: Bc I know you

M’lady: you right

[Epic Gaymer has changed Fumukage Tokoyami’s name to Teeth?]

Teeth?: WOULD YOU STOP ASKING ABOUT MY TEETH

Epic Gaymer: NEVER

[Mezo Shoji has changed their name to Anchor Arms

[Gordon Ramsey has changed Koji Koda’s name to Sonft]

Slime Girl: why is Koda never here? I need him to grace our presence

Sonft: I’ve been napping sorry

Slime Girl: KODA!!!!

Slime Girl: dw Koda! you do you!!

Sonft: ( ´ ▽ ` )

Epic Gaymer: AWEEEE

[Slime Girl has changed Toru Hagakure’s name to Snipe Repellant]

Snipe Repellant: You’re not wrong

[Yuga Aoyama has changed their name to ;)]

Billy Mays: If an emoticon was Aoyama it would be that

;): Merci ;)

Epic Gaymer: God that’s so weird to look at

Epic Gaymer: Everyone has their named changed? We don’t want real names in the chat

Slime Girl: ye we got it all

Bakugay: HEY

Bakugay: SHUT UP AND COME DOWNSTAIRS

Bakugay: I MADE DINNER GET IT NOW BEFORE ITS ALL GONE

Rararasputin: ITS LADIES FIRST TODAY LETS GO LESBIANS

Sweety: LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO!!!

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Slime Girl: I wanna see Mr. Aizawa grow his beard

Slime Girl: I know he told us not to @ him about things that aren’t important but,,, I wanna know

Rararasputin: Oh now I wanna know!!

Shadow: I can ask him

Slime Girl: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Shadow: he said he has but it’s never been long just kinda filled in. I also asked if he would do it again and he said maybe

Rararasputin: YES

Epic Gaymer: Aizawa without beard: hunk Aizawa with beard: bear

Wine Mom: How dare you call me a bear. I worked hard to be a hunk

Shadow: I can’t believe this is how you come out

Lidia: You took the words right out on my mouth

Wine Mom: Also I lost a bet a couple months ago and I have to do No Shave November

Epic Gaymer: What was the bet

Wine Mom: Nonya

Epic Gaymer: :/

Goth gf: You’ll look like a real dad, Mr. Aizawa

;): He’ll only be a real dad if we know he has a dad bod ;)

Slime Girl: ALCHSLJR AOYAMA!!!

Slime Girl: But I too am curious ,’;)

Wine Mom: Gross. You guys DONT wanna see my disaster body

Shadow: If Yamada was here he’d yell at you

Wine Mom: Bye everyone I’m going to sleep for 11 years

Shadow: I’ll add him to the chat

Wine Mom: Don't threaten me

Lidia: Why is that such a specific number of years??

Goth gf: More important question: Who’s Yamada??

Midooriya: Wait do you mean Present Mic? Sometimes I hear fourth years calling him Mr. Yamada or just Yamada (which is super cool I wanna be cool with teachers like that. It’s like being friends with heros!!!)

[Shadow has added Presente Miku to the chat]

Epic Gaymer: Is that,, a Hatsune Miku reference??

Presente Miku: CORRECT!!!!

Presente Miku: ALSO WHY AM I IN THIS GC

Shadow: Aizawa’s being self deprecating again

Presente Miku: AWE!!!!!!! DONT BE LIKE THAT SHOUTA!!!! WHATS THE UPS???

Wine Mom: I hate the way you type

Presente Miku: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK SO HERE I AM

Wine Mom: You can’t lie to me I know you like to yell for fun

Presente Miku: You right. Also what’s up?? You need to talk about something?? You know I gotchu fam

Wine Mom: Wow I wanna die

Wine Mom: Also I’m fine we’re just talking about my soon to be beard

Presente Miku: Did they call you a bear

Wine Mom: Maybe

Present Miku: :/ you know ur a hunk tho

Wine Mom: :/ ye but I don’t feel like it

Present Miku: Sho ur so buff!!! Ur tuff and big!!!!! I am but a stick compared to you.

Wine Mom: :////

Present Miku: Damn guess I gotta come out here and tell you I love you then

Wine Mom: LEAVE

Slime Girl: this is the best rom com I’ve ever watched

Present Miku: FORGOT THERES KIDS HERE WHOOPS

Wine Mom: Someone just change the topic. I’ll call you Mic

Slime Girl: awe I was having so much fun watching Mic and Mr. Aizawa sound like an old married couple :(

Epic Gaymer: I have a topic change before we die bc I can feel it emanating from Aizawa and we’re not even in the same room!!

Epic Gaymer: I’m eating cold spaghetti in the dark

Goth gf: oh my god ur a disaster

Billy Mays: Are you in the kitchen???

Epic Gaymer: I can’t sleep and Sato said he left the cold spaghetti out for grabs until tomorrow morning so,,

Epic Gaymer: Here I am. Eating cold spaghetti in the dark. I’m also watching a scary movie on Netflix

Slime Girl: there’s no tv in the kitchen??

Epic Gaymer: I brought my whole laptop down :) I really did it gamers. I brought my big ole laptop downstairs to eat cold spaghetti with my bare hands in the dark :)

Goth gf: You’re on your last brain cell

Slime Girl: I admire you

Epic Gaymer: I’ve been told on a lot of occasions that I’m a mood ;)

Lidia: Everyone please be in their respective dorm room!! It’s close to 10:00 and we don’t want to get in trouble! Please get enough sleep everyone!

Epic Gaymer: I’m not into this spaghetti anymore so imma head upstairs. I’m a sleepy sheepy

Slime Girl: SLEEPY SHEEPY AWE SKFHJSJE

Goth gf: ALCUSKF KAMINARI

Billy Mays: O H NY GOD THATS ADORABLE

Epic Gaymer: Oh my God what’s wrong with me?? I’ve been going to sleep at like 10:30-11:00 recently??

Goth gf: coward

Shadow: lucky

Epic Gaymer: ?

Shadow: I *whips* have trouble sleeping

Epic Gaymer: Mood

Goth gf: mood

Slime Girl: mood

Snipe Repellant: MOOD. I haven’t been able to sleep recently :/

Lidia: Maybe if you guys got off your phones and read a book before bed that would work

Snipe Repellent: Sounds boring :(

Epic Gaymer: !!! That’s how I try to sleep!! It’s also how I get my reading for Present Mic done. Speaking of which hh I haven’t finished that

Billy Mays: Read now then??

Epic Gaymer: I’m sleepy??? No??

Slime Girl: go sleep baby!!! you can always read tomorrow night too. the reading isn’t due until like,, oh tomorrow is when that’s due

Slime Girl: bye I’m gonna go read!!

Goth gf: Hh same

Epic Gaymer: :( I’m so conflicted. I wanna sleep but I wanna read

Billy Mays: Read

Epic Gaymer: Have YOU gotten the reading done? Huh??

Billy Mays: Yeah last night (with ur mom)

Billy Mays: Sorry it just felt right. I just,, I had to put that there

Epic Gaymer: :(

Billy Mays: k iss es yo u

Epic Gaymer: SCREAM

Bakugay: DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP TEXTING!!!!!!!!

Billy Mays: Excuse you we’re having a moment

Bakugay: HAVE A MOMENT IN YOUR PMS!!!!! YOU WOKE ME UP >:((((

Epic Gaymer: Your little emoticons make what you say cuter and not aggressive at the slightest

Bakugay: Those are the biggest words I’ve ever seen you type

Epic Gaymer: IM NOT THAT STUPID. SHUT UP :(((

Bakugay: WHATEVER!! I’m going to sleep and I better not see you guys texting!!!!!

Shadow: :( dang I was having fun reading these

Snipe Repellant: You’ve adopted our dang thing!!!

Shadow: awe dang I did

Shadow: I DID IT AGAIN

Epic Gaymer: What's with us and saying dang???

Snipe Repellant: I’m pretty sure you started it

Epic Gaymer: You’re prolly right

Billy Mays: Dang. Can’t believe my future bf knows the difference between you’re and your

Epic Gaymer: I could be ur present boyfriend if you’d ask

Billy Mays: You could ask too

Epic Gaymer: No that’s not how it works

Billy Mays: ????? WDYM????

Epic Gaymer: I’m but a cowardly fool

Billy Mays: I know this and I love you

Snipe Repellant: Oh my god ILL do it!!

Snipe Repellant: I now pronounce you boyfriend and boyfriend

Billy Mays: Guess we gotta start holding hands in public now

Epic Gaymer: Guess so

Bakugay: I’m going to throw both of you out of a window

Epic Gaymer: Do it coward

Bakugay: You guys are so lucky my bed decided to be extra comfy tonight. I can’t risk ruining this much comfort

Sweety: Bakugou

Bakugay: Yes

Bakugay: *yeah

Sweety: AKFHSOF OK

Billy Mays: WKFHSOF WHAT WAS THAT

Bakugay: SHUT UP

Sweety: Anywho

Sweety: Bakubabe,, stop telling them to go to sleep,, when you can just turn ur phone off

Bakugay: Fine whatever

Sweety: NIGHT NIGHT BAKUGOU!!!!!

Bakugay: bye

Snipe Repellant: Is that the best he can do?

Sweety: We’re getting there :)

Wine Mom: Oh my god please go to sleep. I’m trying to grade rn and have a phone call at the same and you’re not helping

Shadow: no I wanna watch the convo!! I can’t sleep!!

Wine Mom: Come to my room I have meds

Wine Mom: Everyone else go to bed!!! You have school and I don’t wanna see you sleeping in my class!!!!

Epic Gaymer: Awe :,(

Wine Mom: And no talking in your PMs! We sleep in this house!!

Billy Mays: :( Ok ig

Shadow: I’m here gimme the stuff

Wine Mom: Don’t phrase it like that

Billy Mays: Guess we gotta sleep, whatever that is

Shadow: mood

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Wine Mom: Sup losers so it came to my attention that people are forgetting to take their medication (understandable) so in order for everyone to be at peak health I’m implementing something

Wine Mom: Starting tomorrow, at breakfast (6:00 am) and dinner (6:00 pm) everyone will meet at the kitchen and I’ll have a thing that has all the meds with names on them

Wine Mom: I’ll pass out what you need and I’m not leaving until I get all of the bottles back.

Wine Mom: Also in celebration of Shinsou joining us I’m making mac and cheese for dinner bye

Shadow: Y E L L H E A H

Epic Gaymer: Thank you Mr. Aizawa!!! I wouldn’t live without you!!!!!! Without my ADD meds I’d probably die

Gordon Ramsey: @Shadow what kind of cake do you like?

Shadow: you don’t have to make me cake!! I talked to Aizawa about this beforehand. you don’t need to go out of your way to bake me a cake

Gordon Ramsey: Shinsou

Gordon Ramsey: It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

Shadow: ,,, don’t

Shadow: also I like german chocolate if ur willing to make that

Gordon Ramsey: Easy. I gotchu

Shadow: hh thanks

Gordon Ramsey: Also,, @WineMom,,, what kind of cake do you like,,

Wine Mom: Why do you ask?

Gordon Ramsey: … no reason…

Wine Mom: Red velvet,, again,, why do you ask

Wine Mom: oh my god is this for my birthday

Gordon Ramsey: No I’m just curious

Wine Mom: That’s such a terrible lie

Gordon Ramsey: Shhhhh just let me bake you a cake

Wine Mom: ,, ok well,, let’s make an agreement as a class that if you wanna do something for my birthday, make it small and preferably in the dorms. Don’t feel the need to buy me something please

Lidia: It’s too late! I’m already buying you something (and putting my brother’s name on the card)!

Wine Mom: What a Tensei move. Also how is he?

Lidia: He's doing well! He still working at his agency, just not the hero part. The paper work part. He doesn’t prefer it but it keeps him busy

Wine Mom: The Gang is getting together to see a movie so if you want me to give him or ur parents something I can

Lidia: I’ll keep that in mind! Thank you!

M’lady: The Gang?

Wine Mom: Midnight, Tensei, Present Mic and me. We were all friends in high school and called ourselves “The Gang” because we’re unoriginal

Presente Miku: I suggested, and still do, it be “The 3 Emos and the Prep”

Wine Mom: And we’ve told you every time “it’s very good but too long”. And that Tensei looked emo but was secretly a jock

Present Miku: :/ I know I know. Ur the resident emo, I’m the nerd, you’re the emo, Nems the prep, and Tensei’s the jock

Rararasputin: Awe!!!!!!

Midooriya: What movie are you guys seeing?

Presente Miku: Well there's a process

Presente Miku: We all go to the Iida Residence, bring LOTS of snacks and blankets and pillows, and we have Aizawa close his eyes, and find a movie out of their massive collection

Presente Miku: He just,, lets his hand slap around the movies and then he finds one and goes “ok this is it” and we HAVE to watch it. We once watched a little kid movie that Tenya used to watch

Wine Mom: We’ll never forget that night

Presente Miku: So many jokes were made that night. You NEVER laugh that hard

Rararasputin: That sounds like so much fun!! I wanna do that now!!

M’lady: We should have a movie night the same night. Do we have any dvds?

Wine Mom: There’s a DVD player under the tv but I don’t think there’s any dvds, unless someone put some there. I brought a few to the dorms and can let you guys borrow them for the night

Wine Mom: You let as little as a scratch get on those dvds tho and ur ded

Rararasputin: Understood

M’lady: Yes sir

Midooriya: I have some dvds! I watched them at home a lot so I thought I should bring them with me to the dorms

Rararasputin: @Everyone WHO HAS DVDS

Epic Gaymer: I bought Spider-Man: Homecoming!! I also have weird dark movies no one knows :)

Goth gf: Like what?

Epic Gaymer: Ever heard of Labyrinth? Dark Crystal? Probably not

Wine Mom: I have

Epic Gaymer: !!!!!!! AAAAAAA!!!!!

Epic Gaymer: THEYRE GREAT RIGHT I LOVE LABYRINTH SO MUCH ITS LIKE COMFORT FOOD

Wine Mom: Never in my life did I think I’d relate to Kaminari Denk on all levels. I actually have Labyrinth on DVD and have it here

Epic Gaymer: N I C E

Epic Gaymer: I also brought meme movies like the bee movie, robots, I have all the Shrek movies

Billy Mays: I love you?? Sm?? Full homo.

Epic Gaymer: ILY2!!!!! Full homo.

Slime Girl: I love you too Kami!!! don’t forget me!!! <333

Epic Gaymer: ILY2 MINA!!!!!! <<<33333

Rararasputin: I love what’s happening here but we gotta movies rn

Midooriya: You wanna correct anything in that sentence?

Rararasputin: Nope

Rararasputin: Also I have a ton of Disney movies

Shadow: I have a couple of stop motion movies. like the Lucas film stuff?? I have Paranorman, the Coraline one is Aizawa’s and he let borrow it, uuuuh and I have the isle of dogs

Teeth?: Yes all of these are great. And, ironically, I have The Birds

Shadow: WE NEED TO WATCH THAT

Epic Gaymer: Oh my god all those are great movies :,) I’m so happy this class has TASTE

Goth gf: You took the words right out of my fingers Kami. These are *kisses fingers* wonderous movies

Epic Gaymer: In the words of Midoriya, you wanna correct anything in that sentence?

Goth gf: Nope

Sweety: I have a couple of Crimson Riot movies and some Power Rangers movies

Bakugay: Oh my god ofc you like Power Rangers

Sweety: Who doesn’t??

Bakugay:

Sweety: BAKUGOU

Sweety: NO

Sweety: THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

Sweety: YOU CANT JUST,, NO T LIKE POWER RANGERS

Bakugay: ITS ANNOYING

Sweety: NO IT ISNT

Snipe Repellent: ARGUE SOMEHWERE ELSE I HAVE FROZEN AND TANGLED ON DVD

Horseradish: Midoriya didn’t you day I’d like Frozen?

Midooriya: I did! Wait who’s gonna be the one to grab the movie out of the stack?

Rararasputin: I feel like it HAS to be Mr. Aizawa…

Wine Mom: I mean… I could do it before I leave. I’m leaving around 5 so I can pick it out then

Rararasputin: That sounds great! Thank you!!

Mama: I wanted to say that I have a couple of movies with me!

Lidia: I have a few too!!

Goth gf: Momo you have Princess Bride right?

Mama: I do!

Epic Gaymer: Fun Fact: I saw bits and pieces of Princess Bride and wow you need to pay attention to all of that movie bc I was So Lost and Very Tired

Mama: It’s one of those movies…

Rararasputin: @WineMom When are you doing the movie thing?

Wine Mom: Friday night

Rararasputin: Yay! Sounds like a date!! Don’t forget to bring blankets and things to sit on!! By that I mean Mina bring the bean bags!!

Slime Girl: you got it uwu

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Rararasputin: I’m setting things in the common room and,, Aizawa has pajamas on and that includes 1. Shorts and 2. A Big Sweatshirt. It’s,, cute???

Presente Miku: Wanna know something cuter?

Rararasputin: YES!!!

Presente Miku: That’s MY sweatshirt and he has another sweatshirt with him to wear when he gives it back but I have every doubt he will

Wine Mom: STOP EXPOSING ME

Presente Miku: TOO BAD!!!!! Also hurry up I’m waiting outside

Wine Mom: I told you I had to pass out meds and pick out the movie gimme a sec!!

Midooriya: Watching Aizawa close his eyes and slap the movies was,, magical??

M’lady: He just went “Uuuuuuuuuuuh thiiiis one ok here” And threw it until he realized it was his movie at the couch

Epic Gaymer: I MISSED HIM PICKING THE MOVIE

Rararasputin: I got it on video calm down

Rararasputin: Also we’re watching Cars tonight!!!

Presente Miku: Oh! A controversial one!

Lidia: All those who don’t like this movie can leave we don’t accept Cars Haters

Shadow: do,, do people just like,, NOT like cars??? how can you not like cars?

Lidia: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Slime Girl: People are evil in this dog eat dog world

Presente Miku: I’ve already exposed Aizawa and I have no fear of this man so here goes another Aizawa Fact:

Presente Miku: He says “doggie dog world” instead of “dog eat dog” and it’s adorable

Wine Mom: I wanted one nice night with my friends but here I am. Being exposed.

Presente Miku: I’m youw fwiend owo?

Wine Mom: SHUT UP AND DRIVE YAMAMDA

Wine Mom: I also wanted to say Thank you Sato for the cake I’m bringing it with me bc I rlly like it but it’s pretty rich and I won’t be able to finish all that on my own

Gordon Ramsey: Sorry about that! I usually make my stuff rlly sweet. I’m happy you like it though!!!

Wine Mom: And thanks for the cards.

Mama: We thought it would be the most appropriate for you

Wine Mom: Thanks. Also Iida,, you know me too well,,

Lidia: ;) I knew you’d like it

Goth gf: What did you get him???

Lidia: An album from a band he likes and a mug that says “it’s always sleepy boy hours bc time is a social construct and I’m always tired so shut up Hizashi -Shota Aizawa 2018”

Goth gf: DID YOU RLLY SAY THAT

Wine Mom: Maybe uh anywho I’m at the Iida Residence bye

Wine Mom: Oh Wait!! I wanted to say, Kaminari I really liked your card

Epic Gaymer: AAAAA THANK YOU!!!

Goth gf: What was on his card?

Epic Gaymer: I drew cats that looked like him, Present Mic, and Midnight

Goth gf: OH MY GOD!!! THATS GENIUS

Epic Gaymer: ALSO!!! I just saw the video Ururaka took and Midoriya!!! Ur giggle at the end is adorable AKFJSKDJW

Midooriya: SLCJSOIDW THANK YOU??

Horseradish: I was there and it was very cute

Midooriya: ALFUWOFIE TODOROKI!!!!!

Billy Mays: AWE IT IS RLLY CUTE!!!

Horseradish: Told you

Midooriya: ALCHSOFUWOE IM

Lidia: Is everyone in the common room yet? Who are we missing?

Bakugay: Me a Kirishima are grabbing my Big Blanket

Midooriya: GASP YOU BROUGHT BIG BLANKET?!!!!

Midooriya: I know you’re gonna say no but,, may I sit farthest away from you but still under Big Blanket

Bakugay: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Sweety: You can sit on one end, I’ll sit in the middle and Midoriya can sit at the end

Bakugay: I don’t want him touching my blanket

Mama: Come in guy we aren’t children.

Bakugay: ITS M Y BLANKET

Mama: It’s,, a blanket Bakugou.

Midooriya: Kacchan,, I’ve slept on that blanket multiple times,,

Bakugay: Fine

Midooriya: WHAT

Slime Girl: What did you do to make him share the blanket Kiri because it DEFINITELY wasn’t Midoriya

Sweety: Oh you know ;)

Slime Girl: I’m scared what did you do,,

Sweety: I just gave him a smooch dw

Slime Girl: Ok chill

Midooriya: THE BLANKET HAS ARRIVED AKDJSKDJW I MISS BIG BLANKET

Epic Gaymer: Ok I need context for Big Blanket???

Bakugay: When I was little I had this blanket and to Deku and I it was huge and it kinda is but not as big as we thought. We called it Big Blanket.

Midooriya: Lots of naps took place on that blanket

Bakugay: Don't wake me up if I fall asleep

Midooriya: I don’t wanna fall asleep please wake me up!! I love Cars!!!!

Lidia: Ok now that everyone is here we’re going to try and stay off our phone when watching the movie!! Please refrain from using your phones and enjoy the movie!!

 

Sweety: Bakugou fell asleep on me I’m so blessed right now???

Slime Girl: IM SEEING AND ITS SO CUTE!!!! He looks so soft???

Sweety: I KNOW LOOK AT HIS CHUBBY CHEEKS!!!! Bakugou is secretly super soft y’all. He’s very squishy. Don’t tell him I told y’all that he’d kill me

Epic Gaymer: Wow. Two yalls is one sentence.

Rararasputin: Midoriya also fell asleep!! He’s got his head on Todoroki’s shoulder!!! How cute!!!

M’lady: 2 sleepy boys

Lidia: HEY!!! WATCH THE MOVIE!!!

 

Billy Mays: I just heard Shinsou whisper to Iida “This movie is so important to me” in a super serious tone and Iida looks like he’s suffering trying not to laugh

Snipe Repellent: I was gonna ask why he was laughing thank you for explaining

Slime Girl: HE SNORTED AND SHINSOU STARTED BLUSHING I SPOT A ROMANCE!!!!!

Snipe Repellent: ME ME ME!!!!

Mama: Let's not talk about or assume other people’s relationship guys. Also let’s pay attention to the movie

 

Sweety: The movie is almost over and I don’t know how I’m gonna get Bakugou to his room??

Epic Gaymer: Carry him, dumb dumb.

Sweety: Oh right lol whoops

Slime Girl: I can’t believe he slept on you the entire time??

Slime Girl: DID YOU MOVE HIM TO YOUR LAP OR DID HE

Sweety: We kind both did?? He was moving around a lot so I moved him to my lap and he moved with me

Slime Girl: I love your relationship??? So cute!!!!!!!!!!

Sweety: !!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!

Sweety: Time to get this boy upstairs wish me luck

Horseradish: My arm is asleep from Midoriya sleeping on it @Lidia can you carry him?

Horseradish: Oh never mind he’s sleeping

Snipe Repellent: HIM AND SHINSOU ARE SNUGGLING IM CRYING

Slime Girl: I TOOK PICTURES AKDJSKDJ

Sweety: STOP GIGGLING HES STILL SLEEPING AND IF HE WAKES UP WERE DEAD

Wine Mom: HEY! Go to bed! I’ll be back in a couple minutes and if you don’t have a good excuse for why I see you NOT in your room I’ll have some house work for you to do.

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Midooriya: I have very important news:

Midooriya: I was looking at All Might (per use) and I realized he has his ears pierced!! And then I asked him about it and he said he got them done when he finished high school bc his parents did want him having piercings. He said he might wear them to school if his outfit calls for it!!!!!!! AAAAA!!!

Snipe Repellent: And did you guys notice Aizawa had earrings in today!!

Slime Girl: I saw!!! they were so cute!! he should totally wear them again!!

Slime Girl: now I wanna see Aizawa in cute clothes!! and earrings!!!!!!

Presente Miku: Were having a casual day at school next Friday so I’ll try making him wear something cute ;3

Slime Girl: YES THANK YOU!!!

Midooriya: !!! And I’ll text All Might and ask him if he can wear his ear rings!!

Epic Gaymer: You have All Might’s number??

Bakugay: Doesn’t everyone???

Epic Gaymer: No?????

Midooriya: HE JUST TEXTED ME, AND I QUOTE “I just put one earring in after years of not having them in and I cried only a little”

Midooriya: HE HAS STAR EARRINGS AAAAA!!!! HE SAID HES GONNA WEAR THOSE ON FRIDAY

Sweety: AAAH!!! I can’t wait!!! It’s super manly of guys to wear whatever and not feel like they look weird or too feminine in it!!

Midooriya: Totally! And it’s so cool to see a lot of heros wearing makeup recently?? The fashion and makeup industry has gone wild.

Slime Girl: present mic must be drowning in money

Slime Girl: don’t,,, don’t tell him I said that,,

Snipe Repellent: AKDHSOFIW ASHIDO

Slime Girl: WHAT IM RIGHT THO

Rararasputin: Oh my God guys,, I have an idea,, can we match for Friday? Like we all don’t have to wear the same thing but kinda the same colors??

Slime Girl: !!!! I love that!!!

Snipe Repellent: Probably fall colors would be best , right?

Rararasputin: Totes

Rararasputin: @everyone WEAR FALL COLORS ON FRIDAY!!! 1A IS GONNA BE SUPER CUTE AND MATCHY

Bakugay: DAMMIT MY STUFF NEEDS TO BE WASHED

Bakugay: I HAVE THE PERFECT OUTFIT BUT ITS IN MY LAUNDRY BASKET

Bakugay: IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING FOR FRIDAY TO BE WASHED DO IT NOW BC IM DOING A LOAD N O W

Sweety: My stuff is outside my door babe!

Bakugay: I SAW IM GRABBING IT

Mama: I just watched Bakugou fast walk to the laundry room all while looking angry AND panicked…

Sweety: Bakugou has a very good fashion sense and this is his one time to show that off (love my fashionista bf :,) )

Bakugay: You’re so lucky I’m your boyfriend. You have the Worst Style

Sweety: It’s not tHAT bad >:/

Bakugay: Babe. Ur style sucks. You like CROCS. You wear print on print. And some people can pull that off but wOW Kiri you CANT.

Sweety: :/ you right :(

Bakugay: I’m gonna make you look super cute don’t even sweat. Y’all are gonna be so jealous when you see him. Don’t even TRY ME.

Bakugay: Speaking of:

Bakugay: Kaminari you’re showing me what you plan on wearing on Friday so I can ok it bc you also have bad taste

Epic Gaymer: Can’t believe Father Bakugou is doing me like this :/

Bakugay: ST O P

Bakugay: OH MY GOD THE PIC YOU SENT ME IN MY PMS IS C U R S E D YOU HAVE ZERO T A S T E UGH

Midooriya: Gay Panic

Bakugay: I’m having A Moment and can’t believe I let you hang around me Kaminari

Epic Gaymer: I’m just as surprised as you are.

Bakugay: Ok,, yknow the soft yellow plaid shirt you have?

Epic Gaymer: God I hope I know what soft yellow is

Bakugay: Its pastel yellow but on the warmer side

Epic Gaymer: Ok I gotchu

Bakugay: Ok that with a black band shirt underneath (preferably your Metallica one) and you black jeans

Epic Gaymer: CAN I WEAR MY HIGH WAISTED JEANS AND TUCK IN THE BAND T AND KEEP THE FLANNEL OUT

Bakugay: YES DO THAT

Bakugay: God, I’m a genius. You’re all so lucky to know me.

Sweety: I’d look like a disaster if I didn’t know you

Lidia: Uhm,, I don’t have anything warm colored. Just lots of white, grey, black, and blue…

Bakugay: No warm flannels?

Lidia: Wait

Lidia: @WineMom can I borrow your red flannel on Friday

WineMom: Yeah I don’t care

Lidia: Ok now I have that. It’s just red and black

Bakugay: Just put some black pants on under and you’ll be good. Also yellow and blue are good colors together just an fyi

Midooriya: Wait what are the other ones??

Bakugay: Blue/yellow and red/green dumbass

Midooriya: Oh thank you!!

Slime Girl: midoriya has No Fear

Midooriya: I’ve gotten used to the yelling. Bakugou and I could be friends but he playin

Bakugay: EXCUSE ME

Midooriya: Sorry gotta go put clothes together bye

Bakugay: I KNOW FOR A FACT YOURE GONNA PICK OUT CLOTHES THE DAY OF. REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID

Midooriya: HHHUUU PM ME

Bakugay: NO WAY RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

Midooriya: PM ME

Snipe Repellent: Everyone pray for Midoriya and his health

Slime Girl: can we get a word from @sonft to clean us from our woes

Sonft: My bunny sneezed today and it was rlly cute

Slime Girl: nice uwu

Sonft: Also I watched a documentary on mice and it was really cute and very interesting

Snipe Repellent: AWE!!! I love that!!!!!

Sonft: Wait actually I have a question

Slime Girl: whats up?

Sonft: Its not until next week? Why are we planning so far ahead?

Slime Girl: we’re girls/gay so yknow gotta plan a week in advance or the day of there is no in between

Sonft: Oh ok makes sense

 

Billy Mays: I just want everyone to know I’m in Kami’s room (like always) and he’s just,, really jammin to “... Baby One More Time”,,, I didn’t know I could be more in love?? He’s so good??

Billy Mays: HES POINTING AT ME I LOVE HIM!!!!

Epic Gaymer: ILY!!!! SM!!!! I ALSO LOVE THIS SONG ITS A BOP

Slime Girl: OH MY GOD I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS

Epic Gaymer: We’re listening to my meme playlist we’re having such a good time

Slime Girl: I love how iconic you 2 are?? Y’all are so cute???

Sweety: ALERT: Bakugou’s been texting Midoriya and it got serious and now they’re gonna talk face to face In Bakugou’s room 1 like = 1 prayer

Epic Gaymer: BRO BRING ME TO LIFE IS PLAYING WHILE THATS HAPPENING WEIRD

Gordon Ramsey: @EpicGaymer you want left over spaghetti

Epic Gaymer: YES PLEASE!!! Sero (the best boyfriend) is getting it from the kitchen for me :)

Epic Gaymer: Awe Boom Boom Boom Boom started playing and ur not here @BillyMays :(

Billy Mays: I’ll be there soon with ur spaghetti dw baby

Slime Girl: need to get me a man like this

Slime Girl: or anyone rlly anyone

Slime Girl: @SnipeRepellent can you be my gf?

Tails: NO she’s TAKEN

Slime Girl: WHAT SINCE WHEN

Tails: Like after the sports festival??

Slime Girl: WOW YOU GUY ARE N O T OBVIOUS

Snipe Repellent: Lol yeah well I’m invisible that’s gotta be something

Lidia: I can hear the song from one of the Sonic games coming from Kaminari’s room and I’m having a crisis???? Why do I know this??? Why do I feel like crying???

Epic Gaymer: I got this song in my Discover Weekly playlist and it was good and sonic so I kinda had to

Presente Miku: Kaminari I kin with you so hard rn I’m eating COLD SPAGHETTI out of a STRAINER rn WE ARE CONNECTED

Wine Mom: Pathetic

Presente Miku: You love me and my antics and you know it

Wine Mom: Yeah so

Presente Miku: ALFHSOFIE AIZAWA

Slime Girl: IM CRYING

Wine Mom: I,m no t ga y I swe ar

Presente Miku: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

Snipe Repellent: WHAT IS THIS I WANT CONTEXT

Wine Mom: Remind me tomorrow and I’ll explain it. Now y’all gotta sleep. Remember the consequences

Epic Gaymer: Awe man I’m so tired,, and warm,, and I don’t wanna leave Sero’s bed?? It’s so comfy?? I’m literally about to fall asleep listening to memes

Billy Mays: I’ve literally never been more comfy in my life Aizawa please

Wine Mom: Keep it pg and I’ll let it go

Billy Mays: Kaminari is literally asleep I can't just ,, bother him,,

Wine Mom: Just make sure he gets up tomorrow and gets to his room

Billy Mays: Yes sir!!

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Slime Girl: it’s time

Slime Girl: tell us about the gay thing @WineMom

Wine Mom: It’s probably not my place to explain it. @PresenteMiku

Presente Miku: Basically I use gay as an umbrella term bc I’m bi. One time I told The Gang I wasn’t gay and I like both genders and now I get made fun of

Wine Mom: We all make fun of each other why are you so salty about this

Presente Miku: Idk!! They say ur gay and ur not affected!!!!

Wine Mom: You know exactly why I’m not affected by that

Presente Miku: You right :/

Wine Mom: Not much affects me lol I’m dead inside

Presente Miku: Why can I imagine you whipping after saying that

Wine Mom: ????

Presente Miku: Don’t you remember the other day you we’re taking a break from grading and then said “I *whips* hate my life”?

Wine Mom: Uhm we were alone when that happened??? I did that because I trust you??? And you expose me in front of these children??? Unacceptable. We’re getting a divorce

Presente Miku: AIZAWA NO!!! TAKE ME BACK!!!

Wine Mom: You’ve dishonored me. I’m taking the cats

Presente Miku: I get Mochi

Wine Mom: HOW COULD YOU. WERE GETTING A REAL DIVORCE NOW I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR FACE EVER AGAIN

Presente Miku: SHOUTA NO I WAS JOKING I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE MOCHI

Wine Mom: Don't ever joke like that. She’s my sweet old lady :( what would me, Mimi, or Beans do without her :((((

Presente Miku: I’m sorry :( now I feel bad. I feel like I need to get you something now???

Wine Mom: One More Cat

Presente Miku: No We’ll Be Evicted

Wine Mom: Öńê Mørė Çát

Presente Miku: Stop I’ll buy you coffee this week how does that sound

Wine Mom: No :(

Presente Miku: NO MORE CATS WE HAVE 3!!!

Wine Mom: We have 1. I have 2. Mimi and Mochi are MY babies

Presente Miku: I know this. Let me buy something that isn’t a cat

Wine Mom: No stop buying me things when you feel bad

Presente Miku: THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???

Wine Mom: I wasn’t hurt that much calm down

Presente Miku: >:( I’m gonna buy you coffee tomorrow morning end of story

Epic Gaymer: Hi not to interrupt this blessing of a conversation but: Present Mic!!! You’re bi?? I had no idea!!!

Presente Miku: Tbh people are either “I had no idea!!!” or are “Yeah in this magazine and in this article and these times in the radio show he says it” there is no in between

Epic Gaymer: @Midooriya you’re the second one

Midooriya: Oh wow ur right I actually do know a couple places he’s come out!

Goth gf: Old news!! I looked at Present Mic and knew he radiated at least a little gay.

Presente Miku: Excuse you I radiate a LOT of gay

Wine Mom: For someone who says he’s bi I’ve never seen you talk to a girl

Presente Miku: You know the reason behind that

Wine Mom: I do and I’m pleased with that reason

Wine Mom: Also class is starting put your phones away

 

[Slime Girl has added Billy Mays, Snipe Repellent, and +17 more to the Gucci Gang 2.0]

Slime Girl: i made a separate chat bc I have an important theory aizawa can’t know about

Slime Girl: mr. aizawa and present mic sound married. like,, too married

Slime Girl: i think they’re dating

Snipe Repellent: I was thinking that but I didn’t wanna say!! How are we gonna find out??

Midooriya: With an invisible person I bet we can figure it out

Tails: Don’t flirt with my girlfriend

Midooriya: ‘Twas a compliment

Tails: I’m watching you

Midooriya: Anywho

Midooriya: They’ve been friends since high school right? And I can sense something from them I just don’t know what

Epic Gaymer: Sero and I were two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz we weren’t gay but now we’re five feet apart only so we both get the bubble things and we’re gay

Midooriya:

Midooriya: Ok

Midooriya: Anywho I think they’re married. They joked about getting a divorce and Mic sounded rlly hurt even though it was through text. Mic also said they make jokes about Aizawa being gay

Snipe Repellent: I could stay after school and if I see if Mic is in room 1A and spy

Mama: Are you guys sure we should be spying on them? This is personal stuff

Lidia: I’ve known Aizawa and Mic since I was born. I can promise you they aren’t dating or married.

Midooriya: I don’t wanna believe that so BADLY Iida. I wanna believe they’re married

Lidia: Then where are their rings?

Midooriya: They probably don’t wear because Aizawa doesn’t like telling us anything about himself so he keeps it on the DL (down low). Mic is his husband so he understands hence also not wearing his ring

Lidia:

Lidia: You still shouldn’t be trying to rummage through our teachers love lives

;): Haha. Love Live.

;): Also, @Shadow. Wouldn’t YOU know something about this, being Aizawa’s favorite and all ~

Shadow: just bc he trains me doesn’t mean I’m his favorite. and it also doesn’t mean he tells me about his relationships

;): Sounds fake but ok

Slime Girl: we’re making a bet pile. i’m making a google doc and whoever thinks they’re dating or married put your name and amount of money you bet

Epic Gaymer: I’m,, broke

Slime Girl: just wait for all the names and then put ur money down

Slime Girl: i think they’re dating. there’s no way one of them has the guts to propose

Snipe Repellent: Y’all it’s after school and Aizawas isn’t in 1A. We’ll get em next time :/

Midooriya: It was worth a try

Goth gf: Y’all I’ve talked to Aizawa one on one and he’s kinda gay. Dude let’s Present Mic dress him (cuz Friday), his ears are pierced, and I’ve HEARD the gay come out in his voice. He has it. It’s THERE and I’ve HEARD it with my Own Two Ears

Epic Gaymer: I have the worst gaydar I wish I could help :(

Rararasputin: I can ask Present Mic if he’s in a relationship or what he thinks about being in a relationship right now.

Rararasputin: ILL ASK HIM WHO HIS TYPE IS!!! I’m one of his favs so he’ll answer my questions

Midooriya: YES!!! Thank you Ururaka!!!

Lidia: If you’re going to make theories PLEASE do it after you finish your homework! I’m deciding to ignore this because I know nothing I say will stop you at this point.

Shadow: uh iida could you help me with math. my brain isn’t having it rn

Lidia: Yes of course! Meet me in my room!

 

Snipe Repellent: After we figure out what’s happening with Mic and Aizawa, can we PLEASE get those 2 together? I can’t stand the tension between them

Epic Gaymer: It’s for the greater good that we get them together

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Gucci Gang 2.0

Snipe Repellent: Y’all I’m at 1A. Time to see if Aizawa is there

Snipe Repellent: HE IS AND SO IS PRESENT MIC

Slime Girl: TELL US EVEYTHING

Snipe Repellent: Ok so Aizawa is writing homework stuff on the board while Mic sits in one of the desks. They’re talking but I can’t make anything out :( where’s our goth gf when we need her most

Goth gf: I am NOT risking being caught

Snipe Repellent: Aizawa turned around to look at Mic and I thought he was gonna see me so I ducked but then I remembered I’m invisible. I’m an idiot :)

Tails: :,) that’s my girl

Snipe Repellent: Aizawa looks like he’s flirting? And it scares me? I’m so Scared what is Happening.

Snipe Repellent: HES SITTING ON THE DESK THAT PRESENT MICS SITTING IN

Snipe Repellent: H E S L A U G H I N G

Snipe Repellent: MIC JUST PUT HIS ARMS AROUND AIZAWAS WAIST IM DYING THIS IS ADORABLE

Slime Girl: IM HAVING A CRISIS THIS IS SO CUTE I WANNA S E E

Snipe Repellent: i CANT risk taking pictures

Snipe Repellent: ALERT: AIZAWA IS TOUCHING MICS FACE I REPEAT AIZAWA IS TOUCHING PRESENT MICS FACE

Snipe Repellent: They look so IN LOVE GUYS

Snipe Repellent: Wait no one text I’m gonna see if I can hear what they’re saying

Snipe Repellent: OH MY GOD GUYS

Slime Girl: SPILL SPILL SPILL

Goth gf: GIVE IT TO US

Midooriya: WOFHSOIE HAGAKURE TELL US!!!!!!

Snipe Repellent: Aizawa said something like “I wish I could stay over more [bc of the dorms]. I’ll try negotiating something so that I can stay over more often instead of random weekends. I can't just make the excuse of that I need to care of my cats. As far as what the students know, you can do that bc you’re my roommate” and I swear to God Mic CHUCKLES goes “Oh they don’t know the half of it”

Snipe Repellent: MIC CALLED AIZAWA BABY YALL HE CHUCKLED AND SAID, AND I WUOTE, “I know. I miss you too baby” W O W

Snipe Repellent: God they're so cute Aizawa rlly wants to stay home and be with Mic that’s like all he’s talking about. HE SAID “I miss you so much. And that’s weird to say bc I DO see you everyday bc of work but like,, it’s different at home.” AAAWWWEE

Goth gf: Now all I want is for them to be happy and at home with their cats.

Snipe Repellent: IM LEAVING MIC JUST SAID “I know. I miss having you at home. I don’t get to pester you enough” PAUSED AND THEN SAID HE SHOULD LEAVE AND THEN

Snipe Repellent: OH MY G O D YALL!!! YOU WONT BEL I E V E WHAT I JUST SAW

Slime Girl: STOP STALLING

Snipe Repellent: IM RUNNING GIMME A SECOND

Snipe Repellent: OK SO MIC AND AIZAWA KISSED I WANNA DIE MY INSIDES ARE S C R E A M I N G

Epic Gaymer: I can’t believe this,, theyre actually in a relationship,, Mic called Aizawa BABY

Snipe Repellent: Ok lemme give y’all the rundown of The Smooch
Mic: *sighs* I better get going. I’ll see you tomorrow
*both smooch*
Mic: I love you!
Aizawa: I love you two
And then they pause and just look at each other until
Aizawa: One more kiss?
Mic: Yeah one more kiss
And they giggle, hug and smooch each other again and wow I’m dead

Goth gf: My plants are watered. My crops are THRIVING in this group chat tonight

 

Snipe Repellent: I just ran to the dorms WOW I’m out of shape

 

Gucci Gang

Wine Mom: A little birdie told me y’all were talking about me behind my back.

Wine Mom: AND made a second group chat just to do it

Wine Mom: And because I know what it was about here’s what’s gonna happen: Anyone who made bets on my relationship with Present Mic has detention (this includes you Kaminari) and we’ll discuss how your detention will go down tomorrow at school. I’ll give you guys the real lecture tomorrow as well as discussing detention

Wine Mom: On another note

Presente Miku: Aizawa and I have been married for 5 YEARS (since we were 25)! Aizawa is SUPER GAY!!!

Wine Mom: I can't even come out to my own students.

Presente Miku: You have the other thing

Wine Mom: Ok then you have to promise not to come out for me on that one

Presente Miku: I promise!!

Midooriya: Wait, you have another thing to come out for??

Wine Mom: *whips* I’m trans

Slime Girl: HE WHIPPED

Epic Gaymer: :,) love our dad

Epic Gaymer: Wait is dad right? Do you go by he/him??

Wine Mom: Yeah I do (thank you for asking)

Rararasputin: Is it alright if we ask a few questions? We don’t wanna make you uncomfortable (and I’m super sorry if we did)

Wine Mom: Listen, I’m already uncomfortable knowing Hagakure saw me flirt with Mic. I’m in a kind of screw it moment, so I’ll allow you guys to ask stuff just don’t take all night or make it super personal.

Snipe Repellent: How long did you guys date???

Wine Mom: Our relationship is weird. We started dating the summer before becoming second years until we were 20. Then we had some problems (and at the same time had problems with Tensei and Midnight), Mic moved out of our shared apartment, then 2 years later there was an emergency mission (totally a coincidence that we were all there) and decided that was enough. The band got back together, Mic and I got back together, and at 25 we got married.

;): Who proposed?

Wine Mom: Present Mic

Presente Miku: (he cried)

Wine Mom: SHUT UP

Presente Miku: (y’all he’s got heart eyes so bad ask Midnight. He cried so hard)

Wine Mom: I CAN S E E WHAT YOURE TEXTING

Presente Miku: (shhh)

Midooriya: Do you have wedding rings?

Wine Mom: We do. I have mine on a necklace and so does Mic. We only wear them on our fingers on special occasions

Rararasputin: Can you guys wear them on Friday?! It would be so cute!!

Wine Mom: I’ll think about it

Snipe Repellent: Oh I completely forgot!! We were talking today and thought since you guys don’t get to see each other much, you guys should spend this weekend together! We’ll be on super good behavior and when you come back to the dorms it’ll look just like how you left it

Wine Mom: That’s really thoughtful, thank you. I actually will be spending this weekend at home. I talked to Nezu and he said I can go home Friday nights, stay the weekend, then come home Monday nights only if this weekend goes well.

Snipe Repellent: Yay! We’re really sorry about going kinda coo coo crazy about you guys. It’s just.. you don’t really talk about yourself much and it made me go a little nuts. The teachers are super cool about talking about themselves, but we know about nothing about you. We don’t even know your favorite color!

Midooriya: I think I speak for all of us when I say that we’ve all been through a LOT. That caused some groups to trust each other a LOT. I sat in Bakugou’s room and cried my soul out a couple nights ago. This class is so weirdly close. It felt wrong not having you part of this and it caused us to take some dumb actions

Wine Mom: That means a lot. Thank you guys for telling me. I’m often really closed off because no one ever really wants to know about me. I’ve always been really quiet and it wasn’t until I found the group of friends I have now that I had people to talk to. But students never want to know about me. Most of the time they’re scared of me which is understandable. I’ll try being more open with you guys. And I’m also willing to listen to you guys. I completely understand not wanting to go to me for stuff. If you do tho, my door is always open

Slime Girl: why am i crying in the club rn?

Midooriya: ^^^^^^^^

Wine Mom: Damn now I feel bad. I’ll just have you write an apology tomorrow.

Epic Gaymer: I feel like I should give you a hug but also?? That’s weird??

Presente Miku: Y’all GOTTA get one of the Aizawa hugs. He’s very soft uwu

Wine Mom: I have to tell you every time you text here to Stop Exposing Me

Presente Miku: I’m an unstoppable machine

Wine Mom: Stop it. And,, I mean I can give you a hug but like… only if you super want it.

Epic Gaymer: I just got a hug from Sero but… I kinda want an Aizawa hug

Wine Mom: Barf. I’ll be in the common room if anyone wants to talk to me or just get a hug. Also Midoriya and Bakugou I’m gonna need you to have a word with me about Midoriya crying in Bakugou’s room?

Midooriya: Oh! It’s alright don’t worry. If you still want us to tell you we can

Wine Mom: I’d rather you tell me.

Epic Gaymer: DIBS ON FIRST HUG

Shadow: I CALL SECOND

 

Epic Gaymer: Update Aizawa talks like a millennial and it scares me. Also I got a rlly good hug

Wine Mom: I AM a millennial. I’m 30.

Epic Gaymer: HHHHHHHH

Midooriya: I’ve learned so much about my homeroom teacher and also cried. I’m ready to go to sleep

Goth gf: It’s 9:00????

Midooriya: I’m a baby??

Sweety: Bakugou goes to sleep at like 8:30 I don’t judge

Shadow: that’s literally only bc he’s ur bf

Wine Mom: Everyone thank Midoriya for reminding me to tell you all to go to sleep. I shouldn’t have to remind you this much but here I am. Reminding you.

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Bakugay: @Midooriya

Bakugay: If you’re not wearing what I picked out for you you’re dead and gonna look bad which will make ME look bad

Midooriya: I have everything but I can’t find my belt :(

Bakugay: Do you have a hair band?

Midooriya: ???no why???

Bakugay: You can use it as a belt. I’ll do it when we get to school

Epic Gaymer: Why aren’t you yelling at him?? This is the weirdest conversation I’ve ever seen?????

M’lady: Wait does this have something to do with you crying your soul out???

Midooriya: Oh Yeah. We basically resolved some stuff.

Rararasputin: No way!! Congrats!!!

Lidia: That’s great! I’m so happy to hear that you two are getting along now!

Slime Girl: i understand the bakusquad not knowing about this (bc bkg has boundaries and we respect them) but??? why doesn’t the izukrew??

Midooriya: We decided to keep this to ourselves unless it was brought up. I came to school the next day super tired bc I barely got any sleep (that’s how long we were talking)

Shadow: so what’s the status on you guys? friends? boyfriends?

Horseradish: How dare you. That’s my boyfriend

Shadow: i make joke

Slime Girl: wait todoroki and midoriya are dating??!!

Midooriya: Hh yeah

Slime Girl: so many secrets being revealed today! also congrats!!!!

Midooriya: Thank you! And to answer your question Shinsou, were kinda friends? I’m helping him keep in line, he’s helping me get tougher (cuz yknow… I cry a lot)

Midooriya: Point is, we’re on good terms.

Shadow: that’s good bc now I have someone to tell bakugou to stop yelling bc I got a migraine from it once

Lidia: That’s not good!! Next time you have a migraine please go to someone Shinsou! It’s very important you are taking care of yourself!!

Snipe Repellent: I’m watching Bakugou show Midoriya how to use a hairband as a belt and,, dare I say adorable?

Snipe Repellent: ALSO EVERYONE LOOKS SO CUTE TODAY AXKHSODW

Slime Girl: i know!! and kami!!! bakugou was right you look super cute!!

Epic Gaymer: Aaa thank you!!!

Epic Gaymer: !!! You guys didn’t see Kirishima this morning but he looks so good??? Like he’s got just a red long sleeve tucked into some jeans w/ a flannel on over but it’s so cute?? He looks so squishy???

Sweety: We all know who looks the best tho

Bakugay: Me?

Sweety: Hells Yeah

Sweety: Kisses you

Bakugay: Do it in irl coward

Midooriya: I JUST WITNESSED KIRISHIMA RUN INTO CLASS AND QUICKLY KISS BAKUGOU ON THE MOUTH UP CLOSE

Bakugay: Jealous

Midooriya: I’m in a great relationship thank you

Bakugay: EWWWWW

Rararasputin: I WASNT WATCHING WHAT HAPPENED

Bakugay: I JUST WITNESSED TODOROKI KISS DEKU ON THE MOUTH UP CLOSE IM GAGGING

Midooriya: >:3c

Horseradish: My work here is done

Rararasputin: Can we appreciate Mido for a moment?? He’s wearing a yellow flannel?? Who would’ve known our boy looks good in yellow??

Bakugay: Me

Rararasputin: That was rhetorical but you right. Anywho he’s so cute!!! Mido ur adorable today!!

Midooriya: Awe thank you!! You look cute too!! Both you AND ur gf are cuties today. Dark green and light pink have never looked so cute together even though you’re wearing red today but you get my point

Shadow: you’re all welcome I told him not to ramble bc that could’ve taken a Long Time

Shadow: also mido??? that’s the cutest nickname I love that???

Midooriya: Credit to Ururaka for my cute nickname. Also Shinsou you look good today too! Everyone looks like cuties!!

Bakugay: HHHH

Bakugay: ALL MIGHT JUST WALKED BY HE HAS H O O P S I REPEAT HOOPED EARRINGS

Midooriya: No,, my little heart,, it can’t take it,, it’s too good

Midooriya: Also before I die Iida and Todoroki look very cute today. Iida?? By the way??? You are adorable in red??? The heckies???

Lidia: Thank you!! Would you believe this is Mr. Aizawa’s shirt! I’m probably going to smell like Aizawa today.

Teeth?: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Goth gf: You took my joke

Teeth?: Lol sucks for you

Shadow: i like how no one commented on how you said your gonna smell like aizawa all day

Snipe Repellent: RED ALERT AIZAWA IS WEARING EARRINGS IM LIVING

Slime Girl: DID YOU SEE THE RING???

Snipe Repellent: I couldn’t see if he was wearing it or not :(

Snipe Repellent: And Mina!! You’re a queen today!!! Look at you and your fall colors. You look so cute in your sweater!!!!

Slime Girl: thank you!!!! did you see bakugou? he’s wearing a sweater that looks maybe one size too big and he looks so fluffy!!!

Sweety: He is fluffy :,) my bf is so cute!!!

Shadow: aizawa literally got to the door to the classroom, checked his phone, and then walked away??? i am confusion??

Shadow: side note: tokoyami? wearing dark red? it’s more likely than

Shadow: i’m gonna stab myself is that a twenty one pilots sweater

Teeth?: Maybe

Shadow: too bad you got a boyfriend or else I would’ve come at you :/

Teeth?: I am the opposite of your taste in men

Shadow: don’t expose me like this

Midooriya: Why does Tokoyami know your taste in men and I don’t??

Shadow: i don’t tell people a lot of things about myself mido. only the goths (tokoyami and jirou) know things about me

;): You should tell us your taste anyway ;)c

Shadow: mmmmmmmm don’t wanna. too obvious.

Midooriya: We won’t push it dw. But also like,, tell me in private bc you love me and we’re besties??

Shadow: hm we’ll see

Snipe Repellent: Aizawa is back and has his hair in a loose bun it looks so cute!!!!! He’s not wearing his wedding ring but it’s ok bc we’ve been so blessed :,)

Snipe Repellent: Aizawa, out loud after reading my text (probably): Thanks it was Present Mic who did it

Slime Girl: can’t believe he trusts us with that info :,)

Wine Mom: Put your phones away class is starting

 

Bakugay: @Midooriya YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ALL MIGHT WAS WEARING OVERALLS I'M HAVING A CRISIS

Midooriya: AA SORRY!!! I WAS BASKING IN GHE GLORY OF ALL MIGHT IN OVERALLS

Slime Girl: first aizawa has earrings and now this?? im crying we’re all so blessed today :,)

Slime Girl: PRESENT MIC HAS HIS HAIR DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Epic Gaymer: MY DAAAAAD!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sweety: HES ACTUALLY SCREAMING AKFJR KAMI CALM DOWN

Epic Gaymer: MY UWUS THEYVE MCFALLEN IM LIVING

Presente Miku: “Now I know what these kids mean when they say ‘Kaminari is a big mood’” -Aizawa not even 5 seconds ago

Epic Gaymer: Ok Google, how do I delete a text message and Present Mic’s memory of that message?

Presente Miku: Too late I already know you stan

Epic Gaymer: Guess I gotta go as Aizawa for Halloween next year

Wine Mom: Don’t you have a class to be teaching, Mic?

Presente Miku: I do! Thank you for telling them ;)

 

Teeth?: Because it’s getting closer to Christmas, I wanted to recite a poem I wrote

Teeth?: Ahem

Teeth?: Well the weather outside is frightful
But inside is equally frightful
No matter which room you go
Full of crows
Full of crows
Full of crows

Anchor Arms: Man I sure do love my bf

Epic Gaymer: We can’t forget one of the greatest American holidays tho!! Thanksgiving is great even tho it has nothing to do with Asia!

Billy Mays: Baby Thanksgiving past already

Epic Gaymer: WHAT?! I wanted to do a potluck :(

Gordon Ramsey: No!! No one would make food and I'd have to make it all!!

Midooriya: We should have a list in the kitchen and people can sign their name by what they wanna bring!!

Shadow: @WineMom can you make something?

Wine Mom: Bruh. There’s a reason I don’t cook in my house. I can cook 3 things and they’re like,, ok.

Shadow: pwease?

Wine Mom: Hh I’ll look at the list tomorrow and see what I can bring

Shadow: nice

Wine Mom: I’m gonna send a picture of the list to Mic and he might cook something

Shadow: NICE

Wine Mom: I’m not even offended. I would rather he cook than I cook. His cooking is so much better

Shadow: you still cook tho??

Wine Mom: Yeah but it’s all stuff I’ve made for years and Mic will eat anything I give him so.

Presente Miku: Your cooking is great!!! I love you AND your cooking!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Wine Mom: Yeah but I know you don’t LOVE what I cook. I know you tolerate it.

Presente Miku: Maybe I don’t LOVE your cooking but I do like it! It makes me happy knowing it came from you!!!!!! There’s love IN it!!

Wine Mom: Uhhuh Yeah you tolerate my food

Presente Miku: SHO I LIKE UR COOKING SHUT YOUR M O U T H!!! ITS GOOD AND SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ON MY WAY HOME FROM A LONG DAY AT WORK I THINK ABOUT DINNER AND IT MAKES ME WANNA GET HOME FASTER!!!!!!!! CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU

Wine Mom: Oh… anywho are you willing to make food for 1A’s last minute potluck?

Presente Miku: We should make pie! I had went to an ex girlfriend of mine’s thanksgiving we had with some friends (she called it Friendsgiving) and the pie was very good. American thanksgivings are 12/10 I love it sm!!!!!!

Presente Miku: Someone write down that Aizawa and I are gonna make pies!!!!!

Wine Mom: PIE S

Wine Mom: PLURAL

Presente Miku: Ofc!! We have to make apple pie and pumpkin pie!

Wine Mom: Hh h h that’s so much work

Presente Miku: Stop your whining I’ll do the work if you buy the supplies

Wine Mom: I’m gonna get the ingredients wrong

Presente Miku: Fine I’ll go with you

Wine Mom: Yiss

M’lady: Wait,, how are we gonna make a Whole Turkey

Gordon Ramsey: Bc my brand is being stolen by my teachers I’m making the turkey

Presente Miku: Oh Sorry!! If you wanna make the pies and we make the turkey we can do that

Gordon Ramsey: No it’s fine. I wanna try cooking stuff outside of sweats so this will be good practice

M’lady: Ururaka and I are bringing cranberry sauce

Bakugay: You can just buy that in the can

M’lady: That’s the plan

Rararasputin: My gf is a genius :,)

Bakugay: @GordonRamsey there’s way too many people for one turkey so I’m helping you. Ur also gonna need stuffing AND gravy. You’re welcome.

Gordon Ramsey: Me as Lilo praying: Give me the nicest cooking angel
Bakugou looking like a demon: screaming

Bakugay: HEY YOU SHOULD BE SAYING THANK YOU. YOURE LUCKY IM EVEN HELPING YOUR SORRY ASS

Gordon Ramsey: Midoriya, you just?? Knew this guy all your life??

Midooriya: Yeah basically.

Midooriya: Uhm also does everyone have to make something?

Epic Gaymer: Nah it’s just volunteer. We want LOVE put into this food!!

Midooriya: Thanks bc if I cooked something it would turn out terrible

Anchor Arms: Mood

Slime Girl: mood

Billy Mays: Mood

Snipe Repellent: Mood

Goth gf: Mood

Sweety: Mood

;): Mood~

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Wine Mom: You guys are so lucky I’m willing to spend my Hard Earned Money to buy you food. Let’s get this potluck shopping done as soon as possible please

Presente Miku: And I’m going with!! Aaa!!!!

Wine Mom: You’re only allowed to go if you’re making something. Minus Tsuyu and Ururaka

Rararasputin: Awe why?

Wine Mom: You know exactly why

Rararasputin: I’m seriously lost :/

M’lady: It’s bc we’re only buying a can of cranberry sauce and not rlly making anything

Rararasputin: :/ awe man I wanted to help shopping

Wine Mom: That and the vans the school let us borrow only have 8 seats so it's easier for me to get cranberry sauce for you

Rararasputin: Oh That makes sense. And thank you!!!

Wine Mom: Everyone else going (@teeth? @bakugay @gordonramsey @epicgaymer @mama @shadow) has 30 minutes to get to the common area

Presente Miku: I’ll be there in 5!!

 

Wine Mom: @epicgaymer are you ready because we’re about to leave

Epic Gaymer: IM PUTTING ON MY SHOES ILL BE FIVE SECONDS PLEASE DONT LEAVE WITHOUT ME

Wine Mom: We won’t. Calm down

Snipe Repellent: (Someone look and see if Mic is wearing his wedding ring)

Teeth?: He… he’s not… what is with you and the weddings rings??

Snipe Repellent: It’s cute!!!

Wine Mom: WE’RE LEAVING BYE

 

Wine Mom: Ok everyone go find what you need. You’ve got 15 minutes and then you need to be back here. If you're here any later then I have chores for you. Bakugou and Sato are the exception because they know what they’re doing but Bakugou if I hear you raise your voice in the slightest you're sitting in the car

Bakugay: EASY

Gordon Ramsey: I’ll watch him

Bakugay: I CAN CONTROL MYSELF, ASSHOLE

Gordon Ramsey: Ok 1) I’m right next to you and 2) let’s get this bread please

Goth gf: OH MY GOD MOMO

Mama: Yes?

Goth gf: YOU'RE LITERALLY GETTING THIS BREAD

Mama: Oh! I am!!

Midooriya: Man I cant believe none of the Izukrew is shopping :(

Shadow: WOW

Midooriya: OH MY GOD

Shadow: I AM SO OFFENDED. ARE WE EVEN F R I E N D S TO YOU

Midooriya: IM SO SORRY BB I LOVE YOU I SWEAR

Shadow: i forgive you also update we’re currently playing marco polo in the store bc we lost kaminari. aizawa is gonna kill us

Shadow: it’s been 3 minutes of y’all doing this KAMINARI WHERE ARE YOU

Epic Gaymer: Lost :(

Epic Gaymer: Wait I see Momo!!

Mama: I see you too!! Hi!!

Epic Gaymer: Jirou you’re missing out on your gf giggling bc we can see each other but were texting.

Shadow: i just watched it go down and can confirm they both were giggling

Goth gf: NO I MISSED IT

Billy Mays: I WANNA SEE KAMI GIGGLE NOOOOOOOOOOO

Billy Mays: I’m turning emo now

Teeth?: You could never live this life

Billy Mays: Cool I’m back to being a jock

Bakugay: YOU?? A J O C K??

Billy Mays: I can lift Kaminari above my head

Bakugay: I’ll believe it when I see it

Gordon Ramsey: Hey!! We need to be getting gravy!!

Bakugay: Hey!! You need to get it bc ur taller than me!!!

Sweety: The shelves can’t be THAT tall

Bakugay: Were at the tall shelf store >:(

Shadow: Tokoyami and I are working together (using dark shadow)

Epic Gaymer: I’m with Momo and she’s helping me get stuff. Also I just remembered that Tokoyami is the shortest boy :,)

Anchor Arms: I know I love it. He’s very tiny

Teeth?: >:(

Anchor Arms: Suck it baby!! Ur adorable!!!

Wine Mom: You guys have 5 minutes

Slime Girl: i feel like iida should be here to tell you guys you’re doing something wrong or to hurry up or something iida would say. where’s our square dad at??

Midooriya: He's taking a nap in my room

Shadow: Midoriya

Midooriya: I’m not taking pictures for you

Shadow: HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW!!

Midooriya: NO!!!! That’s creepy!!!!

Epic Gaymer: If he sees the chat he’ll know

Mama: Kaminari you have ONLY potatoes stop texting!!

Epic Gaymer: I’m sorry!! I’ll bbl y’all!!!

Midooriya: Kinda wish @Shadow was here to see Iida wake up from his nap and then say “I’m so WARM rn mmmMMMM” and the mmm part got louder as he stretched while still laying down.

Shadow: I WISH I WERE T H E R E!!!!!!! I WANNA SEEEEEEEEE

Teeth?: I just watched you very angrily type that

Midooriya: I have lots of blankets on my bed and Iida is very warm and looks very comfy it’s adorable I’m gonna take a pic ONLY bc blackmail and it’s VERY cute

[Midooriya has sent a picture to the chat]

Shadow: I’m living. I’m in love.

Lidia: MIDORIYA

Midooriya: LOL BYE

Shadow: Ok google how do I hide all my messages from Iida

Bakugay: Don't you weirdos have groceries to get??

Teeth?: we got them already.

Bakugay: I know I just saw you guys at the checkout with Aizawa

Teeth?: Then what was the point of asking that?

Bakugay: STFU!!

Mama: Is everyone done? We’ll be there in a moment we just need a lot of milk and had to get another basket

Mama: There’s a basket emoji??????

Goth gf: Basket

Goth gf: Huh there is!

Mama: Did you just type basket to see the basket emoji

Goth gf: Lol maybe why

Mama: Nothing I just love you

Goth gf: h

Bakugay: We get it ur gay

Lidia: @shadow May I talk to you when you get back? In private?

Shadow: sure

Teeth?: Shinsou just went very pale

Shadow: IM GONNA CHOKE YOU OUT

Teeth?: ALFHSOFJE

Wine Mom: Everyone in the car. I’ll wait for Kaminari and Yaoyorozu.

Mama: We got our stuff! We’ll be done in a moment

Midooriya: Iida don't go back to sleep

Lidia: I’m trying! Your bed is very comfy though…

Midooriya: It’s bc of my quilt. It makes my bed so warm!! You’re also a very warm person

Wine Mom: Iida I have a couple weighted blankets in my room. You can take a couple. I’ve had quilts and they’re both the same deal: heavy and warm

Lidia: Really? I would love to borrow one while we’re in the dorms!

Wine Mom: No like I have 5 at the dorms and more at home. I have too many please take one.

Lidia: I’ll look at them when you get back!! Thank you!!

Wine Mom: Sounds good. Everyone get ready we’re on our way to the car

Epic Gaymer: I wanna go home and take a nap now :/ also ty Momo!! I wouldn’t have gotten the special milk I like without you!!

Mama: It’s no problem!!

Goth gf: I can sense that you two are giggling again

Billy Mays: This is so unfair. I’m never leaving you alone again Kami. I need ur giggles to live.

Epic Gaymer: I giggle a lot you’ll hear me giggle soon enough no doubt

Billy Mays: I know but,, I luv ur giggles ;,(

Epic Gaymer: I’ll be home soon!! Calm down!! Ily!!!!

Billy Mays: Ily2!!!!

Teeth?: Shinsou? You ok? You look sick

Shadow: i’m cool dw

Teeth?: You sure?

Shadow: yeah just leave it alone

Epic Gaymer: You sure you don’t wanna talk to ur bestie, Kami?

Shadow: i said I’m fine! don’t worry about it!!

Midooriya: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shadow: STOP

M’lady: @winemom did you get our cranberry sauce

Wine Mom: No I purposely looked for it, found it, and then didn’t put it in the basket

Rararasputin: That’s very mean :(

Wine Mom: Yes I got the cranberry sauce

Presente Miku: Do they just… not know that you’re sarcastic All The Time??

Wine Mom: Nah they just like being stupid. Also keep your eyes on the road

Epic Gaymer: Mic just put his phone down after reading that message :,) how cute

Bakugay: He's right about how you guys act stupid for fun

Sweety: You also act stupid

Bakugay: WHEN AM I EVER STUPID

Sweety: One time Mina said, “Who do you guys think is the smartest person in our group?” And Sero goes “I hate to say it but it’s probably Bakugou” and you, not even a second later say, “What’s number 4?”

Bakugay: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THAT

Epic Gaymer: THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY L I F E

Epic Gaymer: Also Bakugou you were literally smiling while sending that message

Bakugay: IM GONNA STRANGLE YOU WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS CAR

Wine Mom: All I hear from behind me is very angry typing and I don’t know how to feel about it. Also when we get back I expect everyone in the van to be helping

Epic Gaymer: THE ENTIRE VAN JUST GROANED AT THE SAME TIME WJDHWKDU

Midooriya: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shadow: STOP IT

 

Shadow: SUP BITCHES GUESS WHOS GOT A BOYFRIEND BC HE ACCIDENTALLY SAID HE LOVED HIM IN THE CHAAAAAAT

Shadow: THIS DUMBASS!!! *air horns*

Lidia: Please don't call yourself that!

Shadow: but we all know The Truth

Lidia: You’re very smart is what the truth is

Shadow: you flatter me, tenya

;): oooh!!~ first name basis already?

Midooriya: I’m so happy I got these 2 dorks together :,) finally.

Snipe Repellent: It’s about time!!

Shadow: did,,, did everyone just know that i had heart eyes?? am i obvious??

Rararasputin: I think it’s only obvious to the Izukrew bc we see you the most but,, it’s probably a little obvious to someone else

;): ✨Unless you’re me and have the best gaydar. I knew you two would get together the second I saw you looking at each other. It’s that easy _(;3」z)_

Tails: this is the perfect moment for that picture of Bob from Bob’s Burgers saying “Wow they certainly are standing next to each other”

Shadow: i’m not answering anymore questions bc i’m so socially drained bye

Lidia: Do you need anything? I can make you some tea if you’d like.

Shadow: that’s rlly sweet of you but no i just need to be quiet for a little bit. i’m probably gonna read and then go to sleep

Lidia: Don’t forget to eat dinner! Would you like me to bring something to your room for you?

Shadow: could you? i don’t want you going out of your way for me.

Lidia: It’s really no problem! I’d do this for any of my friends. You just so happen to have suddenly become my boyfriend.

Shadow: ok cool i didn’t want this to become you doing things for me just because we’re dating. thank you iida

Lidia: Again, it’s no problem! I love helping my friends!!

Midooriya: Wait so,, If I just like, WANTED food you’d get it for me?

Lidia: You’re perfectly capable of getting yourself food Midoriya

Midooriya: Yeah but like,, my bed is real comfy. I also have 3 of my friends here making it more comfy

Sweety: Why can’t our group cuddle like that?! I want that!! Bakusquad come to my room rn!! We’re cuddling!! NOW!!!!!

Slime Girl: kiri i love you but ur being VERY aggressive about cuddles

Sweety: Idk I just wanna hug all my friends

Billy Mays: Can we get dinner first? I wanna eat.

Bakugay: You guys go to Kirishima’s room. Pikachu is helping me bring food to his room

Slime Girl: i thought we weren’t allowed to eat in our rooms??

Lidia: We can but we aren’t allowed to do it a lot. Some people like to stay in their room all day so in order for us to all communicate well and form good relationships, we eat dinner together. You all eating dinner in Kirishima’s room is perfectly fine and very good.

Sweety: NICE!!

Sweety: Also, can I get your laptop from your room babe? We wanna watch a movie

Bakugay: Yes now OPEN UR DOOR THESE PLATES ARE H O T

Midooriya: So Iida are you gonna bring us dinner ooor…

Lidia: I just gave Shinsou his dinner. And no,, I’m not getting you your dinner,, you have legs that work

Wine Mom: Unlike ur brother

Lidia: HOW COULD YOU!!!

Wine Mom: Sorry I had to. It was right there.

Lidia: Blocked And Reported

Lidia: I SENT A SCREENSHOT TO TENSEI AND HE GOES “Tisk. Shit he right” AKDHSKFIW

Wine Mom: I’m in the clear

Wine Mom: Nvm he just sent a text to me threatening me. Nice.

Lidia: MIDORIYA COME DOWNSTAIRS

Horseradish: I’m gonna get food. I’m really hungry so… you have to get off of me Midoriya

Midooriya: You didn’t have to @ me but ok

Horseradish: Please Midoriya I want to eat very badly

Midooriya: FINE we’ll go and eat :/

Chapter Text

Bakugay: Today is the day people!! I want EVERYONE to not text ME or this chat while we’re cooking! If you have something important to say, say it to our faces. This process takes CONCENTRATION.

 

Gordon Ramsey: Thank you all for your cooperation. Dinner is ready and Present Mic and Aizawa are here with the pies.

Shadow: let’s have a moment to reflect on how good aizawa’s beard was bc he shaved it off and I’m not used to it

Midooriya: He looks only a little weird. Also yes it was glorious

Lidia: I was blessed and I got to touch it.

Presente Miku: I got to smooch it

Wine Mom: YAMADA. PIES.

Presente Miku: >:3c

Epic Gaymer: HEAR YE HEAR YE!! THY LADY EARJACK HATH AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO MAKE

Goth gf: Tonight, after eating, I thought we should do karaoke!

Slime Girl: y’all know what this means right?! PRESENT MIC GON S I N G TONIGHT!!!

Presente Miku: I’d love to, but I have to work at the radio station tonight :( I’m not eating with you guys either bc I know I would fall asleep while working. I hope you guys have fun tho!!!!! I’m so PROUD of these FANTASTIC COOKS!!! I bet it’s going to be a great night!!

Goth gf: WAIT NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE

Goth gf: KAMI AND I NEED OUR DAD!!!!

Epic Gaymer: DON'T LEAVE US FATHER

Goth gf: *cries in emo*

Epic Gaymer: *cries in gamer*

Presente Miku: OH NO!!! I wish I didn’t have to leave but I have work :((( COME GIVE PAPA A HUG BEFORE HE LEAVES!! AND SING A SONG FOR ME IN MY ABSENCE!!

Sweety: I JUST WITNESSED KAMI AND JIROU RUN AS FAST AS THEY COULD TO HUG PRESENT MIC

Sweety: JIROU IS IN SOCKS AND SHE SLID TOWARDS MIC AND HUGGED HIM IM CRYING

Midoriya: The father, son, daughter relationship we’re here for

Wine Mom: Shinsou is already my son I don’t need anymore children.

Horseradish: SO I WAS RIGHT

Wine Mom: He’s not my real! It’s an inside joke!

Presente Miku: Bouta be an outside joke cuz I’m gonna tell

Wine Mom: NO

Wine Mom: YOU DON'T GET TO OUT ME ANYMORE IM TELLING MY OWN SECRETS NOW

Presente Miku: AKDJSKD WOW SORRY

Wine Mom: Anyways

Wine Mom: The Gang (reminder: Me, Mic, Midnight and Tensei Iida) have a joke where Tensei is my boyfriend, Midnight is my sister, Mic is my husband (joke was made waaaaay before we were married) and now Shinsou is my son. We’ve made LOTS of lore for this that makes no sense and I’m not going into detail. Ever.

Presente Miku: And Midnight is my girlfriend don’t forget!!!!

Goth gf: Can we get a little lore?

Wine Mom: No. You know too much already.

Epic Gaymer: No u

Billy Mays: No u

Goth gf: No u

Wine Mom: I hate that I know what you’re talking about

Presente Miku: Now is the time I must say farewell. Goodbye everyone!! Enjoy my pie!!

Epic Gaymer: We’ll miss you and promise we’ll sing a song in your honor

Presente Miku: Farewell my children!!

Epic Gaymer: I’m so blessed!! I got another hug!!

Gordon Ramsey: Almost everyone is down here who are we missing??

Lidia: Me, sorry!!!

Shadow: TENYA IIDA??? LATE?? IN THIS HOUSE

Lidia: I TOOK A SHOWER DO YOU WANT ME TO SMELL GROSS?!

Wine Mom: Thank God or else you’d smell like actual trash.

Lidia: Don't remind me :( I smell like if rabies was a person and had a personality and character traits.

Wine Mom: I feel like you’re quoting someone

Lidia: My brother called me that and, sadly, it’s almost accurate. And I wholeheartedly agree with him as well.

Lidia: I SPELLED WHOLEHEARTEDLY RIGHT THE FIRST TIME ON BOTH OF THESE TEXTS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

Midooriya: I love you Iida. You make my day shine.

Lidia: Is it because I said “let’s gooo”?

Midooriya: That whole text just,, made me real happy

Shadow: back off he’s mine

Midooriya: Why can’t I love my bestie, Shinsou, huh?? Too afraid I’ll fall in love?? I have a boyfriend already, what am I gonna do, CHEAT??

Snipe Repellent: MIDORIYA YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Midooriya: SAYS THE ONE WHO DIDNT TELL A N Y O N E ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!

Snipe Repellent: WAIT OTHER PEOPLE KNOW???? WHO KNOWS

M’lady: Me

Rararasputin: Me

Lidia: Me

Shadow: me

Horseradish: Me

Midooriya: It would be real bad if you didn’t know you were my boyfriend, Todoroki. It’d be a real shame.

Bakugay: To answer the invisible one’s question: Me

Slime Girl: WH A T. BAKUGOU YOU KNEW????????

Bakugay: I know a lot about Deku. Too much.

Midooriya: Will you ever call me Izuku or Midoriya?

Bakugay: Will you ever stop calling me Kacchan?

Midooriya: I’m surprised you know how I spelled Kacchan

Bakugay: I SAW YOU WRITE KACCHAN A MILLION TIMES OFC I KNOW

Bakugay: Damn. I can’t be angry rn. Nights On Broadway started playing in my airpods.

Midooriya: I love that song!!!

Bakugay: *putting sunglasses on* Wow I suddenly Can’t Read

Midooriya: I talked to All Might and he said he likes that song too. It’s such a BOP!!

Bakugay: *taking off sunglasses* I CAN SUDDENLY READ AGAIN W H A T

Rararasputin: IIDA’S HERE!!!! Let’s EAT!!!

Wine Mom: I don’t wanna see you guys texting while we eat. There better not be a phone in site. Just people living in the moment.

Epic Gaymer: HE DID THE MEME

Shadow: i’m proud to be ur fake son

Wine Mom: Uh huh let’s eat

 

Goth gf: I have the karaoke set up!! Everyone to the common area!! Mina is helping me test the mics by doing the first song

Slime Girl: YELL HEAH

Horseradish: What are you gonna sing!!

Slime Girl: You’ll hear ;)

Bakugay: ITS TELEPHONE BY LADY GAGA

Anchor Arms: I can hear it from the kitchen

Rararasputin: Lady Gaga is the best!! An icon!! I love her!!!

 

Epic Gaymer: Jirou, I have a great idea for our song for Mic

Goth gf: Do tell

;): While you all think of songs, I would like to take the stage for a moment~

Snipe Repellent: That was rlly good Mina!!!! I loved that!!!!

Slime Girl: awe thank you!

Slime Girl: no

Slime Girl: he is NOT doing toxic

Midoriya: HES DOING TOXIC

Midoriya: If all the Izukrew isn’t singing along we can’t be friends

Midoriya: Ururaka doesn’t count bc she started singing before seeing this text

Lidia: I don’t know all of toxic...

Shadow: I DO

Lidia: I thought you were emo.

Shadow: SHUT UP IM SINGING TOXIC

Snipe Repellent: Aizawa is tapping his foot!! He likes it!!!!

Wine Mom: Am I not allowed to have taste?

Slime Girl: i love that aoyama just,, knows the dance

 

Epic Gaymer: Ok. Jirou and I have our song ready. Be ready to be amazed.

Billy Mays: I’m MADLY in love with Kaminari

Horseradish: Is it bad I don’t know most of these songs?

Midooriya: Gasp!! I understand you not knowing a lot of this music, but Party in the USA??? You don’t know that????

Horseradish: I live in Japan, how would I know this song??

Midooriya: LOOK IIDA KNOWS IT TOO

Lidia: MY FOUR PARENTAL GUARDIANS TAUGHT ME ALL THE GOOD MUSIC!!!!

Lidia: Aizawa!! You have to sing with us!! Yamada showed all of us this!! You raised me on this song!!

Slime Girl: YOU ACTUALLY GOT HIM TO SING ALDHSOWJE

Wine Mom: I’m sending a video to Mic everyone sing super loud

Snipe Repellent: Ojiro!! Let’s sing a song!!

Tails: Uh Ok,,

Epic Gaymer: You guys are so mysterious together idk what you guys could accomplish

Teeth?: I hate that I know this song

Shadow: aizawa just sent a snapchat to present mic saying “This is us (Also See You Again is by Tyler the Creator?? Why did I not know this??)” father why aren’t you educated. i thought we bonded over tyler.

Wine Mom: Would you not snoop on my texts?

Shadow: do a song and maybe i’ll stop snooping

Wine Mom: Gonna need a little more than that for me to sing.

Wine Mom: Actually

Wine Mom: If you can get me a slice of pie, I’ll sing.

Shadow: THE CONTRACT HAS BEEN SEALED IM TRADING PIE FOR A SONG

Wine Mom: Lemme eat my pie and then I’ll sing. Someone go up while I eat.

Billy Mays: I WILL GO

Midooriya: LITERALLY ALL OF THE BAKUSQUAD WENT “OOOOOOOH” AND IS SINGING IM AKFJWKDKS

Horseradish: I think I remember hearing this song playing very loudly from Sero’s room?

Slime Girl: yes!! this is ABBA!!! This is dancing queen!!!!

Horseradish: oh

Midooriya: I love watching The Bakusquad yell sing together :,)

Midooriya: Time To Join

Shadow: i love seeing my boys (iida and midoriya) singing together. in the words of mido, Time To Join

Goth gf: AIZAWA LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME WHILE LIP SYNCING IM LIVING AND SCARED??

 

Shadow: it’s time, aizawa

Wine Mom: Yeah yeah I know.

Shadow: no

Lidia: He isn’t

Epic Gaymer: HES REALLY GONNA DO IT

Goth gf: I,, I can’t believe my ears

Horseradish: Oh! I know this song! It’s called Africa right? By Toto?

Teeth?: I love our meme dad :,)

Midooriya: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR KNOWING THIS SONG

Slime Girl: the whole class singing makes my heart go doki doki :,) THIS is bonding. 1B WISHES they were us

Lidia: I can’t believe I’m no longer the only one that’s heard Aizawa sing :/.

Sweety: Mr. Aizawa sings so well?? It’s so manly of him!!!!!

Shadow: iida is currently harmonizing with aizawa bye everyone im gonna go die

Shadow: that was,, wow,, a fever dream,,

M’lady: Ochako!! Sing the song you said you were gonna sing!!

Rararasputin: Oh Yeah! I will!!!

Midooriya: Please tell me she’s gonna sing the Cascada one

M’lady: You’ll see

Midooriya: I WAS RIGHT!!!

Horseradish: The only reason I know this song is because you showed me it

Midooriya: I’ve taught you well

Epic Gaymer: I love that there’s no “one person sings and everyone listens” it’s “someone prompts everyone to sing unless it’s demanded they sing alone”

Epic Gaymer: In this case, we all must sing Everytime We Touch.

Snipe Repellent: I JUST WITNESSED THE BEST THING

Snipe Repellent: EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT SOMEONE BUT MINA AND KODA DON'T HAVE SOMEONE TO LOOK AT SO THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND MINA SCREAM SINGS TO HIM IM CRYING THEY'RE SO PURE

Slime Girl: ILY koda!! you’re a real one!!

Koda: I don’t know what that means but╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Sweety: I love everyone here so MUCH!!! Everyone here is a REAL ONE!!!! AAAAA

Mama: I don’t know the words to the song but I feel the love!!

Goth gf: BLUSHES LOUDLY

 

Gordon Ramsey: I wanna do I Want It That Way but I need some other boys to help me

Tails: DIBS

Midooriya: I wanna sing!!

Sweety: I do too!! We need one more now

Wine Mom: @Lidia

Lidia: Why you do you have to do me like this. My own gay uncle. My guncle.

Wine Mom: I know you know the song

Lidia: You do too. What are you gonna do about it.

Wine Mom: Peer pressure you into singing Backstreet Boys

Midooriya: Yes!! Sing it with us Iida!!

Horseradish: Wait! I know that song!!

Midooriya: IIDA IS CANCELLED I WANT SHOUTO TO SING WITH US

Lidia: YES!!!! MAKE THE IZUKREW PROUD!!!

Lidia: I’m so happy I don’t have to sing. If I’m being honest, my throat is stripped. I just get to watch them discuss who’s singing what.

Wine Mom: Probably cuz ur screaming at my son

Lidia: Oh,, oh my God,, I just realized since like,, I,, I've known you forever but like ur not my dad but u kinda are?? But also,, Shinsou is basically your son,, is this incest???

Wine Mom: You guys aren’t related in the slightest, calm down. Shinsou has parents that aren’t me.

Lidia: hhh

Shadow: wh what the hell iida

Sweety: EVERYONE QUIET WERE STARTING

Rararasputin: Wow this is a Blessing,,

 

Billy Mays: That was,, a religious experience

Shadow: that was beautiful and all but to end the night, tokoyami and I have a song to sing

Wine Mom: I’m scared…

Teeth?: You should be

Anchor Arms: Hearing Tokoyami sing the beginning to Bring Me To Life is,, haunting???

Lidia: EVERYONE BE QUIET I NEED TO HEAR SHINSOU SAY “WAKE ME UP”

 

Lidia: I’m,, so infatuated with him,, this has been the best experience and we need to do it again

Goth gf: We could do this again for Christmas!!

Wine Mom: Ok listen up

Wine Mom: As much as I had fun tonight, we’re not doing another potluck. Karaoke is fine just... I don’t wanna go shopping again

Wine Mom: And people will definitely be going home for Christmas, so we can do karaoke the Thursday night because Friday you’ll be going home

Goth gf: As long as we can do a Christmas karaoke, I’m chill

Epic Gaymer: The contract hath been sealed!! Also do you need help putting this stuff away?

Goth gf: Yes please

Iida: Oh, I can help!

Goth gf: Need me some buff boys please!!

Wine Mom: After you put this stuff away, everyone goes to bed.

 

Epic Gaymer: @winemom ?

Wine Mom: What’s up

Epic Gaymer: Did you rlly have fun tonight?

Wine Mom: Yeah

Epic Gaymer: Took you awhile to send that

Wine Mom: Go to bed, Kaminari.

Chapter Text

Goth gf: Kids who could read at a 12th grade level in 4th grade are all depressed and illiterate now

Shadow: you JUST described me

Shadow: i do NOT know how to read. i used to but now i’m just completely unable to.

Teeth?: How does Kaminari enjoy reading our books for English? I wanna die.

Shadow: @epicgaymer how do you read??

Epic Gaymer: Idk man I like English. I’m interested in American culture too so it just kinda happens.

Presente Miku: That's how I got interested! English is a hard language, but you get the hang of it! I also love reading!!

Teeth?: Why are Present Mic and Kaminari the same person???

Goth gf: I need another adult to give me their opinion on reading in English

Wine Mom: I hate English with a passion. Present Mic is the reason I passed that class

Goth gf: Hm. Well you went to school with Midnight, right? How does she feel about it?

Wine Mom: Idk I’ll add her

[Wine Mom has added Big Titty Goth GF to the chat]

Goth gf: NO WAY

Big Titty Goth GF: Why did I immediately know that that’s Jirou

Big Titty Goth GF: And why am I here?

Wine Mom: Jirou, Tokoyami, and Shinsou don't like English. They want ur opinion on it

Big Titty Goth GF: Did Yamada already say he would gladly fuck an English textbook?

Wine Mom: He didn’t. He wouldn’t tell children that. Also stop saying he would do that he’ll get angry. Do that in irl so that he won’t spam the chat.

Presente Miku: UH HEY NEM??? KAYAMA????

Big Titty Goth GF: ILY ZASHI I SWEAR

Presente Miku: *towers over you while T posing* Only Shouta Can Call Me Zashi. You’ve Lost Your Privileges

Wine Mom: Please don’t bring that type of conversation into this chat and answer the children.

Big Titty Goth GF: long story short, when I was a first year I was like “You’re*****” and now I can’t even read

Shadow: mommy midnight can’t help me on my hw then. dang.

Big Titty Goth GF: Idk who anyone in this chat is but from THAT sentence,, Hi Shinsou

Shadow: hi mom!!!!

Goth gf: Why do you call her mommy midnight??????

Shadow: cuz she my mom

Presente Miku: Midnight you're never having children.

[Big Titty Goth GF changed their name to Mommy Midnight]

Mommy Midnight: You’re dead to me, Hizashi

Wine Mom: Ok you can leave now

Mommy Midnight: No!! This is fun!!

Wine Mom: Go grade or something! Don’t talk to my children anymore! Go bother someone else!!

Mommy Midnight: Protective mother bird

Mommy Midnight: WAIT

[Mommy Midnight has changed Wine Mom’s name to Mother Bird]

Mother Bird: NO

[Presente Miku has changed Mother Bird’s name to Bearish Hunk]

Bearish Hunk: This is a disgrace. If you want to change my name to something weird do it in our group chat.

[Bearish Hunk has changed their name to Aizawa]

Mommy Midnight: Lame

Aizawa: Stop. Either text me in our gc or not at all

Mommy Midnight: Tisk k bye

Goth gf: Bye Mom!!!

Shadow: bye mommy midnight!!

 

Goth gf: Today I watched Ururaka use her thumbs to lift her bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders and say “I’m the mayor of this titty city, bitch”

Rararasputin: I’m the pinnacle of comedy

Midooriya: I was about to say “dang wish I could’ve seen that” and then realized how wrong that sounds.

Rararasputin: Jirou kinda explained it perfectly.

Aizawa: Not to interrupt but

Aizawa: Update on Christmas: It’s come to my attention that some kids aren’t going home and that I will not be there to watch you. All Might said he isn’t doing anything so he’s gonna be filling in for me. If the people staying in the dorms have any ideas for what to do, talk to him.

Midooriya: Awe I wanna spend Christmas with All Might :/

Rararasputin: But don't you love ur mom???

Midooriya: Yeah I just,,, wanna spend Christmas with All Might

Rararasputin: You want to spend Christmas with All Might at your house we know

Midooriya: ITS N O T LIKE THAT

M’lady: We know how much you want All Might to be ur step dad, Midoriya

Midooriya: WLFHWKFUE STOP

Horseradish: Wait let's make this happen because if Izuku and I get married All Might would be my father in law. Do you know how angry my dad would be? That would be amazing.

Midooriya: I LOVE YOU TODOROKI BUT WH A T

Lidia: Wait, who’s not going home?

Shadow: me

Mama: My parents are out of town that week so me as well.

Horseradish: I’m choosing to stay here.

Snipe Repellent: I’m staying too!

Midooriya: Hagakure, I never got to ask. What’s the story behind your name??

Snipe Repellent: I run into Snipe sometimes and when I do he doesn’t detect me. He accidentally brushed his arm on my boob once and I yelled at him out of shock so now he’s scared of me.

Midooriya: @Rararasputin YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTH RIGHT??

Rararasputin: Yes!!!! It is!!!!!

Midooriya: Happy early birthday!!!!!!

Lidia: Happy early birthday!!!

Rararasputin: Guys my birthday is like,, at the end of December,,

Lidia: We still love you!!

Rararasputin: ILY2 IIDA!!!

Shadow: this chat went so many places

Snipe Repellent: Bringing it back to Christmas, does anyone have All Might’s contact?? How are we even supposed to contact him if we don’t got his number??

Midooriya: I do!!! So does Kacchan. I can add him to the chat or make you guys a group chat when the time comes.

Midooriya: Wait speaking of Kacchan?? Where is he?? He ded???

Sweety: Bakugou got Kaminari’s sick :/

Bakugay: I wanna DIE this is the WORST

Midooriya: Aah!! Get better Kacchan!!

Epic Gaymer: Are you sad bc you can’t be near your fwiends?

Bakugay: NO. I DON'T NEED YOU

Billy Mays: You were JUST complaining that you can't be near Kirishima

Bakugay: SHUT UP!!!

Sweety: You don't need me Bakubabe :,( ??

Sweety: I thought you loved me :(

Bakugay: YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT TEXT. DON'T SEND THINGS YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO!!!

Epic Gaymer: So you do love Kirishima?

Bakugay: YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS

Epic Gaymer: BITCH YOU SICK WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!!! LIGHTLY SMACK ME???

Bakugay: I’m gonna do the slowest body slam

Sweety: Sounds cute I’m in

Bakugay: !!! While ur here Kiri!!!! Get me some tea!!!!

Midooriya: Ahem

Bakugay: What?????

Bakugay: Oh right

Bakugay: Please!!!!!!!!!

Midooriya: That sounded so enthusiastic but I know it was said angrily

Bakugay: You don't know.

Midooriya: Hhmm I dunnoooo. I’ve known you for quite some time

Sweety: 1) that was very cute 2) Jokes on you I already got you tea

Bakugay: YELL HEAH!!!!!!

Midooriya: Do you need any tea @Horseradish?

Horseradish: No why

Horseradish: Actually no. I want tea.

Midooriya: Where is ANYone’s manners??

Horseradish: Oh right

Horseradish: Please

Rararasputin: I can’t read the words “do you want any tea, horseradish?” correctly.

Midooriya: I love my boyfriend, Horseradish

Horseradish: I can’t believe I’m being replaced by the worst condiment ever

Horseradish: Is it a condiment?

Midoriya: I’m so happy I got to see you rely on autocorrect to spell out condiment for you while you typed “condoment” knowing exactly what you were doing

Horseradish: I only realized that when I sent the second text

 

Epic Gaymer: @Aizawa wait are we not eating for our Christmas Karaoke Night?

Aizawa: We can do the eating part next year maybe. I’m not spending that much money two months in a row. So no, we’re not eating this year.

Shadow: not at all?? that sucks

Aizawa: In this house we don’t eat

Aizawa: @everyone Kaminari reminded me, I was talking to Midnight about your karaoke thing, and Ectoplasm heard and wants to join in. Also the other teachers heard and would also like to go. So, this is really up to you guys if you want the teachers to go.

Epic Gaymer: I WANNA SEE ECTOPLASM SING PLEASE

Midooriya: EVER SINCE I LEARNED HE LIKES KARAOKE I'VE WANTED TO SEE!! AND I TOTALLY WANT TO SEE THE OTHER TEACHERS SING!!!!!!

Sweety: THIS SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN YES!!!!!

Bakugay: @Midooriya. You Know What This MEANS

Midooriya: I KNOW!! THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON BEHIND WHY I SAID YES BUT I DIDNT WANNA BE ANNOYING

Bakugay: Thank God

Midooriya: :/

Rararasputin: Bakugou we should be happy Midoriya isn’t yelling about his All Might Boner™️

Midooriya: URARAKA

Billy Mays: Wait,, what if they don’t get my memes??

Teeth?: Yeah, I have a song I wanna do but,, I don’t wanna be judged

Aizawa: If you sing the Mariah Carey/ MCR song I can promise you there’s a few teachers who know that song.

Teeth?: Oh… ok

Midooriya: Wait are we only doing Christmas songs? Because there’s not too many to do on karaoke

Goth gf: Nah it’s whatever you want. We SHOULD have Christmas songs tho. I better hear them bops

Goth gf: Oh wait! @Aizawa is Present Mic gonna be there?

Aizawa: In the words of Present Mic: Yeah

Goth gf: NICE

Epic Gaymer: NICE!!!!!

 

Midooriya: I just want everyone to know that Kacchan is wearing socks with his Gucci slides pass it on

Midooriya: THAT WAS AN EXPLOSION! PRAY FOR ME

Rararasputin: BAKUGOU HAS GUCCI SLIDES?????

M’lady: I’ve seen them. He has the red and green ones. They match with his hero costumes colors!

Lidia: @Bakugay Please refrain from using your quirk destructively indoors! You should also be resting while you’re sick, Bakugou! And although you shouldn’t threaten anyone, why are you threatening Midoriya? Aren’t you on better terms?

Bakugay: Doesn’t make me wanna kill him less

Midooriya: Yes it does

Bakugay: YOU HAVE SOME BALLS TO SAY THAT, DEKU

Midooriya: Thanks

Sweety: WKDHSOEI WHAT ARE THESE RESPONSES??? WHERE DID THIS MIDORIYA COME FROM??? DO YOU HAVE NO FEAR???

Midooriya: What you don’t know is I’m extremely scared for my life rn but also kinda used to this behavior

Bakugay: Yuck guess I gotta go to your room in my Gucci Slides to spread my sickness instead of beating ur ass

Bakugay: Boutta do the slowest body slam!! Get ready Deku!!!

Midooriya: I’m ready to accept both your sickness and your love

Bakugay: EW

Horseradish: Wait

Horseradish: I have Gucci slides

Bakugay: NO

Midooriya: WHAT??? W HAT????

Horseradish: I have 3 pairs

Bakugay: WHAT??????? W HAT????

Bakugay: WAIT DEKU UR HIS BOYFRIEND SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW THIS??

Midooriya: IDK TODOROKI DOESN'T TELL ME EVERYTHING

Slime Girl: IM HAVING A STROKE TODOROKI HAS GUCCI SLIDES???

Midooriya: I only knew about like ONE expensive pair of shoes he has but this is new

Rararasputin: I,,, I been knew

Midooriya YOU BEEN KNEW???

Rararasputin: Idk maybe it’s bc I ask Todoroki a lot of rich people things

Midooriya: squints

Midooriya: Wait,, Kacchan

Bakugay: I’m already in your room, getting you sick on purpose, but ok whats up

Midooriya: May I try on your Gucci slides

Bakugay: Can I get you sick that way?

Midooriya: ……. sure

Bakugay: I know you’re lying but we had that whole conversation about how I need to stop being an asshole so,, you can use them for funny cursed images ONLY. These are expensive.

Epic Gaymer: You may smack it once

Epic Gaymer: if you aren’t T posing in one of those pictures I don’t wanna see them

Midooriya: So far I’ve T posed, did the splits, and did the upside down ok symbol

Bakugay: Here’s the pictures I took

 

 

Midooriya: Look at me. A model

Rararasputin: Wow. A skinny legend

Midooriya: Thanks uwu

Bakugay: Cool gimme my shoes back so I can go to bed

Midooriya: Awe bye Kacchan!!

Midooriya: I'VE BEEN SNEEZED ON

Chapter Text

Don’t Be Gay On Main (School)

ReverseVampire: I walked into my room today and someone wrote on my board “That Time Of The Month Again Hero: Vlad King”

ReverseVampire: Guys how do I legally change my hero name to that

ReverseVampire: If Midnight can just BE Midnight, then I can change my name to that. It’ll be TTOTMAH: Vlad King

Anti Mt. Lady: I bet you could do it

Sweaty: Yeah I bet you could but,,, that’s not rlly logical

Presente Miku: THatS nOt rLLy lOgiCaL

Anti Mt. Lady: You know who wrote it, Vlad?

ReverseVampire: Surprisingly, it was Kendo. I thought it was funny but that didn’t stop her from apologizing a million times

Anti Mt. Lady: Awe I love Kendo!! She’s very cute and I love her courage. She’s definitely a natural born leader.

ReverseVampire: That somehow didn’t make me uncomfortable

Sweaty: That’s new

ReverseVampire: Yeah but I for some reason don’t like that

Sweaty: I walked into my class during lunch and it said “happy Hanukkah” and under that said “merry Christmas” and under THAT said “merry despacito”

Presente Miku: ?????? IM CRYING???? WHO WROTE THAT

Sweaty: the first one was Iida for some reason? The second was Todoroki and the last one was Uraraka. I really want to know what went through their minds when this happened

Anti Mt. Lady: Who would’ve known how big of memes your kids are

Sweaty: Together, Vlad and I have 40 meme children

Sweaty: Oh, btw, @Yeenyah

Yeenyah: Yes?

Sweaty: Hagakure’s name in the kids group chat is “Snipe Repellent”

Yeenyah: Well she ain't wrong

Conccrete: How do you just,,, not see her??

Yeenyah: Why must you come here when I’m being emotionally vulnerable

Conccrete: We all know you’re scared of her. It’s not a secret

Yeenyah: Yeah!! But that doesn’t mean I’m comfortable talking about how I’m scared of a sweet 15 year old girl!!!

Conccrete: I’m setting you all up with appointments with a therapist. Specifically you Midnight.

Anti Mt. Lady: Awe shucks, darlin

Yeenyah: Stop trying to steal my brand

 

Sweaty: This is me 3 days on TikTok

Sweaty: This is me 4 weeks on TikTok

Sweaty: And this is me sitting on my toilet confessing my love to Present Mic. Please Hizashi. Put it in my oven.

Sweaty: No homo

Presente Miku: YOU LITERALLY WOKE UP, TOLD ME THAT WHILE I WAS GETTING READY FOR WORK, THEN WENT BACK TO BED WHAT THE FUCK SHOUTA

Anti Mt.Lady: IM CRYING AKCHSKFUE

Anti Mt. Lady : Your mornings together must be great

Presente Miku: Were either super cute and lovey and squishy or we hate our lives OR we say funny memes. It’s a Monday so today is a mix of “I wanna die” and “memes” but no he had to say That this morning

Anti Mt. Lady: Wish I were there to see your shenanigans

Presente Miku: Once, Aizawa said “Yeah! Take that you piece of shit!” Because he cooked an egg right for the first time

Sweaty: Thank you wikihow for teaching me how to cook an egg by myself

Presente Miku: Also, I insisted on helping him but he said “No! I need to learn how to make this by myself” He also made himself toast and it was very cute

Yeenyah: I hope that one day I’ll be in a relationship where my significant other thinks me making toast is cute

Presente Miku: For now, you’re our kazoo boy

Yeenyah: Yeah, but one day I’ll become a kazoo MAN

Presente Miku: Also Aizawa likes avocado toast

Anti Mt. Lady: No way

Presente Miku: It’s actually not that bad but like,, Aizawa,, liking avocado toast

Sweaty: Why are you bullying me. It’s GOOD. I’m not the one that had an avocado phase

Presente Miku: Now THIS is bullying

Yeenyah: I don’t like avocado :/

Presente Miku: @UrMom can you fire Snipe for not liking avocado?

Ur Mom: No, I cannot, but if he does break a rule, that would cause me to fire him, and it involved avocados, then yes.

Ur Mom: But from what I’ve seen, he hasn’t broken any rules, so he’s in the clear for now. Sorry Yamada.

Yeenyah: I can’t believe you wanted me fired for not liking avocado

Presente Miku: *want

Presente Miku: ALSO AVOCADO IS GREAT

Yeenyah: ITS HARD TO TYPE/SPELL AVOCADOS AND TASTES LIKE NOTHING

Outside Fluid: I can’t believe this is what has become of these 2 adult pro heroes

Anti Mt. Lady: Avocado is good but like I wouldn’t die if I couldn’t have avocado

Outside Fluid: Avocado isn’t good but it isn’t bad?? Idk I just kinda like it. It’s not my favorite but I can tolerate it

Presente Miku: @BigBoy what's your opinion on avocado

Big Boy: I like avocado! It’s very good on a BLT.

Presente Miku: That sounds so GOOD Shouta can we make that???

Sweaty: I am woman so that’s not even a question. I am always in the kitchen. I am always make sandwich

Presente Miku: STOP WATCHINF TIK TOKS IM CRYING STOP IT

Sweaty: Sorry, Kaminari was watching them with Sero and I ended up watching it with them because we were waiting for people

Sweaty: The women belong in the kitchen one is funny to me

Presente Miku: You’re a dude you can’t make that joke

Sweaty: I’ve been mistaken for a woman a few time tho. And I make great sandwiches. That was my only reasoning so I went for it

Anti Mt. Lady: That and you’re a woman

Sweaty: That too

Presente Miku: I love that we can make jokes about you being female even though you went through the hard work to change that

Sweaty: I’m not triggered about my gender and people misgendering me so I don’t rlly care. As long as I know who I am I’m chill

Presente Miku: Awe you such a cutie Aizawa!!! Now go make me a sandwich

Sweaty: Wait we don’t have sourdough and I am not at home

Presente Miku: I wanna DIE!!! How do we not have sourdough!!!!

Sweaty: Because we’re monsters and we eat it all after two days after having the loaf

Anti Mt. Lady: I can’t believe you guys ate an entire loaf of sourdough in 2 days all by yourselves.

Anti Mt. Lady: You guys didn’t even make sandwiches!!! You just ATE it all!!!

Sweaty: Hizashi ate most of it

Presente Miku: I finally became the bird I was always meant to be

Presente Miku: I’m literally in my car getting sourdough bc it’s the best bread

Sweaty: I’m not at home because dorms but I think we don’t have any avocados

Presente Miku: This is a crime. We NEED more avocados. It’s a necessity to LIFE

Sweaty: Have fun also get me more cereal

Presente Miku: I gotchu boo ;)

 

Big Boy: Because I was told that if I want to be closer to you all, I should tell more about myself. So, here I am, at 10:00 pm here to tell you that I’m about to go to bed and I think “I want some water” and then I remember “oh shit!! I brought my cup of fridge water from downstairs!!” but then I look at my night stand and see there’s another cup. Now I have two cups of water. One is old nasty, sink water and one is cold, delicious fridge water. And it’s not that I can’t tell which is which, it’s that I drink water to the point that there’s 2 unfinished glasses of water on my nightstand.

Big Boy: And now my stomach hurts from drinking too much water

Anti Mt. Lady: Inflation?

Big Boy: What?

Presente Miku: All Might’s quirk has been inflation this whole time… oh my god

[Anti Mt. Lady has changed Big Boy’s name to inflation]

Inflation: I need to stop looking up things you tell me, Midnight. I’ve seen too much.

Sweaty: You haven’t seen that much

Inflation: Probably, but I have a free period the same time as Midnight, so we’ve had many one on one conversations that usually end up with me/us looking up very strange things

Inflation: It’s fun because I like learning and weird things intrigue me but sometimes these things bother me and I’m scared for my friends

Presente Miku: Hey All Might?

Inflation: Yes?

Presente Miku: When you could use your All Might form for extended periods of time, you think you could do an eight foot vertical leap?

Inflation: I probably could, why?

Presente Miku: Nothing. I just wanted to know

Sweaty: Why can’t I just go to sleep without you being weird

Presente Miku: I don’t have you here to make me sleep :/

Sweaty: Awe do you miss it when I would fukcin deck you in your beautiful face and we could finally get some sleep?

Presente Miku: My husband turns not just the bedroom lights out, but also mine before going to bed

Anti Mt. Lady: What if that’s actually how you went to sleep. Like, you got sleep because Aizawa punched your lights out

Sweaty: It would serve a logical purpose for those dumbass sunglasses

Presente Miku: That and my vision is shit

Sweaty: That too

Anti Mt. Lady: You think All Might fell asleep while texting or while looking at his phone

Presente Miku: Yeah

Inflation: No I’m just observing. You guys make me laugh

Presente Miku: H THANKS

Anti Mt. Lady: I already know you love me All Might but thanks ;)

Sweaty: I wanna go to bed

Presente Miku: Go to bed!!!!! ILY!!!! Have good sleepies!!!!! SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!!

Sweaty: Night ily2

Anti Mt. Lady: You and Shouta amaze me. You do something to that man no one else can

Presente Miku: This is what happens when you pester people into liking you. You’ll end up marrying them.

Anti Mt. Lady: That didn’t work out for Ms. Joke and Aizawa

Presente Miku: Yeah but she didn’t know he was gay and legitimately not interested

Anti Mt. Lady: Sometimes you pester someone so much you end up dating that person's best friend

Presente Miku: I cant believe her pestering Shouta is the reason she’s your girlfriend. Now BOTH of you pester him and he wants to die x2

Anti Mt. Lady: Yeah but I love annoying Shouta. He’s like my baby brother

Anti Mt. Lady: It’s why I hate that students are like “Midnight?? Are you and Mr. Aizawa dating????” And I internally, externally, and spiritually cringe bc,,, that’s my baby brother

Anti Mt. Lady: Yuck I have to go to work. Ttyl Zashi!!!!

Presente Miku: Ttyl!!!! <<3333

 

Inflation: So… it seems that I have a water problem

Anti Mt. Lady: Do tell us more

Inflation: So today I grabbed my nasty sink water cup and put good clean fridge water in it, leaving my other cup upstairs. That was this morning. Now I’ve realized that I’ve brought ANOTHER, COMPLETELY SEPERATE CUP upstairs that ALSO has beautiful fridge water in it. I don’t know what I’m doing anymore. There are now 2 cups of fridge water sitting at my night stand.

Inflation: Is this what it’s like to go senile???

Conccrete: Aren’t you in your like… late 40s

Inflation: How do you know that?

Conccrete: People are dumb and say “Well no one REALLY knows All Might’s age” but what you really have to do is see how old Endeavor is and bam there you go

Inflation: Why Endeavor?

Conccrete: You went to UA with him, yes?

Inflation: Maybe

Anti Mt. Lady: Cementoss,,,, You rlly know all this stuff?? Looks like we got an All Might fan and gotta fire him :/

Conccrete: Hey!! I’m not gay on main so I’m allowed!!

Outside Fluid: He’s also a straight

Conccrete: That too

Inflation: But what we all forget is that everyone’s a little gay

Anti Mt. Lady: I’m like,, 75% gay. The rest are for cute boys but that’s not often

Sweaty: Kayama looks at a girl and goes “That’s it. That’s the one for me” every time we go out

Anti Mr. Lady: How big of a gay are you All Might, if you don’t mind me asking

Inflation: Uuuh probably like 50/50

Anti Mt. Lady: I need you to be real with me chief. You for real on that? You telling me the truth?

Inflation: Yeah. I’ve had maybe…

Inflation: 3 boyfriends?

Inflation: Wait I need to count because one of those might be wrong

Inflation: Ok 2. 2 boyfriends. I never really had time to date a lot

Anti Mt. Lady: You can’t joke me on this Toshinori. Are you for real real

Inflation: For real real

Anti Mt. Lady: You hear that?? That’s me screaming

Inflation: Oh boy…

Conccrete: How did I just… not know this

Inflation: I keep a lot of things secret but after you guys learning about me being a bean pole I kinda just gave up

Inflation: So yeah I’ve been bi since forever

Presente Miku: WE’RE MATCHING!!!!!

Anti Mt. Lady: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS??? ALL MIGHT LIKES DICK???

Inflation: WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT SOUNDS BAD

Anti Mt. Lady: OK BUT TOSHI THAT'S WHAT SEXUALITY I S

Inflation: YEAH BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS WHAT IM TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP!!! THAT'S JUST A PLUS!!!

Presente Miku: Haha. Plus (ultra)

Anti Mt. Lady: My brain is going crazy rn cuz like,,, All Might,,,

Inflation: Kayama PLEASE stop what you’re doing

Anti Mt. Lady: Yeah but,,, ok Toshi,,

Inflation: I’m gonna have to revoke Toshinori privileges from you if you keep going.

Anti Mt. Lady: I’m hurting please let me just get it out of my system

Inflation: Ok but make it short.

Anti Mt. Lady : Butt stuff ok bye

Presente Miku: NEMURI

Inflation: You are never allowed to call me Toshinori or even speak to me unless it’s work related

Anti Mt. Lady: I'M SORRY I JUST NEEDED YOU TO KNOW

Sweaty: You guys are children

Anti Mt. Lady: I could say the same stuff I’m saying about All Might to you, Aizawa

Sweaty: Yeah but you won’t

Anti Mt. Lady: Idk how I’m functioning bc I just remembered when you got married and like,,,,, I know what went down that night

Sweaty: You know for a fact we fell asleep on our wedding night

Anti Mt Lady: Yeah but,, Aizawa,,, there’s always The Morning

Sweaty: I HAVE PATROL BYE

Presente Miku: I hate you Nem

Anti Mt. Lady: Yeah I know.

Chapter Text

Aizawa: Ok so here’s who’s coming tonight: Mic, Midnight, Ectoplasm, Snipe, and All Might. We asked 13 and she said she can’t come. Blood King has his own children to look after and make sure don’t kill themselves.

Epic Gaymer: You’re talking about 1B being his kids, yeah?

Aizawa: Yeah - Present Mic, a lot

Mommy Midnight: I asked the teacher chat if anyone wanted snacks and Ectoplasm just said “Ooh let’s be bourgie and bring those plates with the vegetables and then the ranch in the middle. I know no one's going to eat it but let’s just do it for fun”

Presente Miku: “The only reason I know what bourgie means is because of Midoriya.” - All Might literally a second ago

Goth gf: Are you rlly gonna buy one of those tho??

Mommy Midnight: Lol no

Presente Miku: I’m here Open Up

Aizawa: It all started when I was born

Presente Miku: Not what I meant but go on

Billy Mays: Yet again, Jirou and Kaminari just zoomed past me and hugged Present Mic

Presente Miku: Why don’t you give me hugs Shinsou

Shadow: bc you’re not my dad

Presente Miku: Uhm excuse you. Aizawa is basically your dad which makes me ur other dad.

Shadow: doesn’t make me wanna hug you more

Billy Mays: MIDNIGHT LITERALLY YELLED “WAIT DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR!!” AND RAN TO THE DOOR BUT IT CLOSED ON HER AND ALL WE HEAR IS *BUMP* “SHIT”

Mommy Midnight: I ALMOST DROPPED MY ONION DIP

Shadow: SAVE THE ONION DIP!!!!!

Lidia: ONION DIIIIIP!!!!

Mommy Midnight: Also Snipe and Ectoplasm just got here so Blease

Midooriya: I’m gonna have a stroke tonight

Bakugay: Gimme the details on All Might

Midooriya: He said he’ll be here in a couple minutes!!!

Goth gf: I have it set up so if anyone wants to test out my two (2) microphones, call it now

;): Gasp!!! A duet!!!

Epic Gaymer: I have a song and I would love for my lovely boyfriend to sing with me

Billy Mays: It would be an honor :,)

Goth gf: I’m gonna be disappointed but have at it

Sweaty: My best friends are just,, singing the actual hit or miss song. I don’t know if I’m proud or disappointed...

Goth gf: It’s a bit of both I think

Shadow: snipe saw and he looks disappointed but he also looks like he knows what’s happening

Goth gf: ITS JUST A CHORUS OF CHILDREN SCREAMING “HIT OR MISS. I GUESS THEY NEVER MIS HUH”

Goth gf: Ok that was great but let’s wait for everyone to get here and then we can go off

Midooriya: ALL MIGHTS HERE EVERYONE STAY CALM

Bakugay: Deku you can't be weird you have to promise me

Midooriya: I’m trying so hard but,,, I just really want him to sing,,,

Slime Girl: i need help bringing down my bean bags and then we can start!!

Gordon Ramsey: I’ll help!

Midooriya: I feel like the night should really start with a pro hero. I vote Ectoplasm

Rararasputin: I second that vote

Snipe Repellent: I third

Sweety: K so I told Ectoplasm he should go first and he was like “can I do a Christmas song?” And I was like “yeah dude ofc” except I didn’t say dude and,, I’m scared,, and excited,,

Slime Girl: WOW HE CAN SING

Slime Girl: also i know this is “it's beginning to look a lot like christmas” but I can’t remember who sang it??

Bakugay: HOLY SHIT ITS MICHAEL BUBLÉ

Midooriya: Mr. Aizawa looks like he’s having a moment

Shadow: aizawa has a Big Crush on michael buble

Aizawa: Why would you say that? That’s not even true??

Shadow: in the words of hagakure that one time, “im here for a good time, not a long time”

Epic Gaymer: If I could have sex with Michael Bublé’s voice I would. I want him to be my first, sorry Sero

Billy Mays: I’m not offended in the slightest

 

Billy Mays: Well that was a religious experience

Shadow: @aizawa do the song

Aizawa: I can’t read your mind. What song

Shadow: you know that one. the swing dancing one that has one (1) word in it

Aizawa: Ok yeah I’ll do it only because I technically don’t have to participate in it

Sweety: WOW GUESS HE'S JUST GOING FOR THE MIC JUST LIKE THAT

Lidia: No. He’s not gonna do it.

Epic Gaymer: ITS THE TEQUILA SONG

Midooriya: All Might: Wait does anyone know how to swing dance??
Literally everyone: HUH??? WHUH??

Bakugay: I can’t believe I’m just,,, watching All Might,,,, swing dance to the tequila song,, with Midnight

Midooriya: IM HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS KACCHAN I NEED HELP

Bakugay: What do you want me to do??? Hold your hand??? Do you not think I’m also having a heart attack???

Sweety: You two should hold hands

Bakugay: K I R I S H I M A

Slime Girl: NOT TO INTERRUPT BUT HEARING AIZAWA, IN A MONOTONE VOICE SAY “tequila” IS A DREAM COME TRUE

Shadow: @presentemiku can’t you also swing dance?

Presente Miku: Listen Babe, I would LOVE to make Aizawa dance with me, but he’s already doing this and I doubt he’ll let me make him participate more :/

Snipe Repellent: DIBS ON NEXT SONG

M’lady: I’m not surprised by the song she picked out

Horseradish: I don’t know this song :/

Rararasputin: That's not new. It’s Santa Tell Me by Ariana Grande. She’s a queen and I’m going to scream sing this song now bye

Anchor Arms: Why does literally every girl in this room know this song

Anchor Arms: Nevermind there’s guys singing it too

Bakugay: How do you guys know this??

Epic Gaymer: Kirishima and I have taste that’s why

 

Epic Gaymer: I never thought I wanted to see and hear Present Mic sing Livin La Vida Loca but here we are

Slime Girl: this is a blessing im crying???

Shadow: aizawa looks like he wants to die and i think im living

Billy Mays: Ok well Kaminari is having a stroke that’s fun

Bakugay: I decided to be nice and ask him if he’s actually ok and he said “I forgot the reading for Mic I’m gonna die” and then he paused and suddenly the color went back to his face and he said “oh shit nvm I remembered how well I can read”

Bakugay: That was an adventure

Epic Gaymer: You guys don’t understand how muchI’m panicking he’s singing Livin La Vida Loca there’s no such thing as calm tits in this house

Billy Mays: I know baby I KNOW

Goth gf: I can’t believe this is my parent,,, Father Yamada has blessed me on this day????

Epic Gaymer: I feel so kin with him rn I wanna join but I can’t ruin this moment

Epic Gaymer: OH NO COWBOY DAD JOINED IM LIVING SO HARD

Epic Gaymer: GOTTA PAUSE FROM TEXTING TO TAKE VIDEOS EVEN THO ILL BE SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND

 

Billy Mays: Song: ends Kaminari: sad

Shadow: mommy midnight is going up next

Goth gf: What she gon do?

Shadow: probably gwen stefani

Lidia: MINA

Slime Girl: I KNOW I'M SORRY

Lidia: STOP YELLING

Slime Girl: YOU'RE YELLING

Lidia: ITS DIFFERENT

Slime Girl: OK BUT ITS RICH GIRLS I CANT JUST NOT SCREAM

Midooriya: Todoroki do you know any of these songs?

Horseradish: no

Goth gf: Watching my gf sing Rich Girls by Gwen Stefani is making me cry this is so good

Mama: Don’t cry!!

Goth gf: Happy tears, babe. I’m just so happy you know this song???

Mama: I love Gwen Stefani!

Epic Gaymer: BITCH LITERALLY JUST PUT HER HEAD IN HER HANDS AFTER READING THAT TEXT WOW THATS TRU LOVE

 

Epic Gaymer: Yo Sero!! Can we go next?

Billy Mays: Yes >:>c

Midooriya: Todoroki I don’t expect you to know this song cuz I don’t even know this one

Sweety: They play this stuff all the time. It’s from a band called Starbomb. They make songs about video games. This one is called Hero of Rhyme and it’s pretty good!!

Horseradish: I’m so confused. I don’t play video games

Bakugay: What do you even do with your time??

Horseradish: I train… I read… sometimes I write to my mom…

Midooriya: Were working on it. Currently we’re getting him into tv shows

Slime Girl: kami isn’t even looking at the WORDS WHY IS HE LIKE THIS

Shadow: i hate that I know this song

Goth gf: Present Mic and Midnight are staring at Aizawa he looks so uncomfortable tonight

Shadow: it’s because he knows this song (because of me and present mic)

Lidia: He doesn’t even know the words. He just knows of the song.

 

Midooriya: @epicgaymer I know you’re getting water from the kitchen while we take a little break so I thought you should know that when the song ended Midnight yelled “SHOUTAA!!” And Mr. Aizawa just,,, in a monotone voice said back “Neemiii” And then it’s just,, quiet and we’re like “what was the purpose of that” and she said, and I quote, “I don’t really know. I just like yelling. And I like Aizawa so I decided to yell for my bestie. It’s like a love yell”

Goth gf: Literally Midnight rn: Dude I just love you a lot rn
Aizawa: I love you too.
Midnight, yelling: Me gusta!! Shouta!!!

Epic Gaymer: I’ve missed something so special

Slime Girl: y’all ever just love your friend so much you gotta yell the love out???

Slime Girl: I SAID THAT OUT LOUD AND MIDNIGHT SAID “ME!! RIGHT NOW!!”

Goth gf: Oh my god Tokoyami!!! We have to do the Emo Somg!!!

Teeth?: We shall do the Emo Song

Aizawa: Get ready because Midnight is about to scream

Horseradish: I hate that I know this song

Rararasputin: This song is a perfect mix of just,,, everyone in this class??? It’s got Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas” and My Chemical Romance’s “Black Parade”

Midooriya: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS SINGING EITHER ONE OF THE SONGS OR BOTH I LOVE THIS FAMILY

Shadow: I DIDNT THINK AIZAWA WOULD DO IT BUT HES SINGING ALONG TO THE MCR PART

Slime Girl: @;) I feel like you’d love karaoke?? Why haven’t you gone these last 2 times?

;): I just know that you’d all be too amazed at the sound of my gorgeous singing~

Shadow: he doesn’t know what to sing

;): You should stop talking, Mon Amie :)

Shadow: well, aouyama just gave me the most terrifying look so im going to go get some water bye

 

Midooriya: Kacchan

Midooriya: Kacchan I can't do it. I don’t think I’ll survive

Bakugay: No we have to be alive to witness this

Sweety: You guys are so weird I love it

Bakugay: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL ALL MIGHT IS GONNA SING

Midooriya: MY INSIDES ARE SCREAMING

Bakugay: WHY DO I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

Sweety: Well yeah this is what happens when everyone chants “All Might”. Ur gonna peer pressure him into singing

Bakugay: YEAH BUT I WASNT THINKING ABOUT IT I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD WORK

Midooriya: HE’S GONNA SING LIVIN ON A PRAYER

Sweety: YOU TWO JUST GAVE EACH OTHER THE MOST INTENSE LOOK I CAN SEE THE WHITES OF BOTH UR EYES AKFJSKDJEJ

M’lady: I can feel the energy in this room and it’s one of excited panic

Epic Gaymer: IT GOT BETTER PRESENT MIC IS SINGING AND HE SOUNDS LIKE BON JOVIE

Snipe Repellent: WHY DOES THIS SONG SLAP SO HARD

Midooriya: How are you holding up Todoroki

Horseradish: I’m having a panic attack but other than that I’m chill

Midooriya: My own boyfriend is a whole mood

Midooriya: Ok everyone we have to stop texting and just bask in the glory that is Present Mic and All Might singing together

 

Billy Mays: I can’t believe this. I wanted to end the night with a song but I don’t think I can top that

Billy Mays: Please, everyone join me as I sing Bubbly by Colbie Caillat

Mama: I honestly thought no one knew this song but then everyone in the room started singing?? I’m very confused

Goth gf: No way!! I thought everyone knew it

Mama: I always thought I was the only one that knew this song. It was one of the first songs on my iPod

Mama: It feels so blessed that everyone is singing this :,)

Goth gf: I feel blessed seeing you text that :,)

 

Epic Gaymer: I got a hug from mic but at what cost? He can’t even spend the night :( worst end to the night ever

Billy Mays: You don't mean that

Presente Miku: I would love to spend the night!! I just can’t tonight. One day I will tho!! I promise!!!!!

Epic Gaymer: YAY!!!

Presente Miku: Goodnight babies!!!! We all had so much fun tonight!!!!

Goth gf: Night!!

Epic Gaymer: GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!

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Shadow: i forgot to text you guys and say that last night i couldn’t sleep (normal occurrence) so I went to the kitchen and I saw iida just,, drinking orange juice straight from the carton and his argument was “only sero drinks orange juice. no one else does. and sero only drinks it SOMETIMES. ive stopped caring. this is my life now.”

Shadow: iida is the real life version of the “im a thug, mom. a rebellious child. my life be like ooh aah” vine. he looked so done and depressed and it was funny and sad and im in love

Lidia: Why would you out me like this :( now I know how Mr. Aizawa feels

Shadow: yknow what’s weird? ive seen you call aizawa “shouta” a couple times and it haunts me

Midooriya: I forgot about that whole,, you knowing him since birth thing

Lidia: I’ve seen a lot. Not just from Mr. Aizawa

Midooriya: Tell me everything

Lidia: Hmm… well I can tell you some things

Midooriya: Good enough

Lidia: Present Mic once accomplished putting too much honey in tea. He was a tea freak and still is but he had a tea kick for awhile. Once when he was sleeping over at my house with the rest of The Gang and he just… kept putting honey in until With was too sweet to be relaxing tea.

Bakugay: What food group even is honey in?? Like what the fuck is that stuff??

Sweety: Apparently the FDA categorized it as raw meat so that’s fun

Bakugay: WHAT

Rararasputin: N O!!!

Lidia: I didn’t think I wanted to learn that

Bakugay: Raw,, meat?? No meat is from animals,, like meat is inside of a living thing how can honey be a meat??

Sweety: Well, it’s raw meat

Bakugay: Babe that doesn’t make a difference. I’m talking about meat in general. Like, the stuff inside you

Shadow: honey is inside of beehive??

Bakugay: ???? Does honey is meat???

Aizawa: Speaking of food I’m making banana bread but I know I’m gonna make too much so who wants some

Lidia: All is the Izukrew wants some!

Epic Gaymer: Me, Sero and Bakugou want some!!!

Gordon Ramsey: Me too!!

Aizawa: Oh boy get ready I’m gonna have a lot

 

Gordon Ramsey: This is for big boys ONLY. If you’re not a big boy do NOT READ:

Gordon Ramsey: Alright big big boys………….. when we put our arms together it looks like we got big ole boobies

Epic Gaymer: YOU SAID THIS IN FIRST PERIOD AND I DIED AKFHSOR

Epic Gaymer: I don’t have boobies so I’m not a big boy :(

Midooriya: Wow!! I’m a big boy!!

Rararasputin: I JUST WATCHED YOU DO THE ARM THING AND GO “Oh!”

Lidia: I’ve always been a Big Boy

Rararasputin: Bakugou has an A cup

Bakugay: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BOOBS

M’lady: I’m happy we can all ignore the fact that he said the m*neta word

Shadow: what, boobies?

M’lady: Yeah. But it was funny when Sato said it so I guess it’s fine

Gordon Ramsey: I felt bad saying it but,, we all gotta agree that boobies is a great word. Idk it just tickles me

Midooriya: No I know what you mean. Like, boob in general is a funny word?? Like,, a single boob. Singular boob.

Bakugay: You’re mom called me a boob when I went over to your house the other day and is it bad that I miss that??

Midooriya: She still calls ME a boob. Also AWE!!! I HAD NO IDEA!!!!

Bakugay: I shouldn’t have said anything >:/

Bakugay: WAIT NO I KNOW YOU CALL YOUR MOM ALL THE TIME PL E A SE DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT

Midooriya: I won’t dw

Rararasputin: Wait. Your mom calls you a boob?

Midooriya: Yeah she does

M’lady: Isn't your mom the sweetest lady??

Midooriya: Yeah!! She just calls me a boob too.

Rararasputin: THATS ADORABLE!!

Horseradish: My dad calls me a disappointment

Midooriya: I HATE THAT I JUST WATCHED YOU GIGGLE UNCONTROLLABLY WHILE TYPING THAT

Rararasputin: I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING TODOROKI WHAT THE FUCK

Lidia: TODOROKI!!!

Horseradish: I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

Horseradish: IT'S NOT BUT I THINK IT IS

Midooriya: IVE NEVER SEEN YOU LAUGH THIS HARD WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS IS SO WRONG

Horseradish: IDK WHY THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNT TO ME JUST “my dad calls me a dissapointmet” SHOULDNT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

Lidia: LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT SENTENCE IS WRONG

Midooriya: Moving on. Anyone else got weird nicknames?

Lidia: My brother called me a cube once

Midooriya: I’m sorry WHAT

Lidia: My brother is weird. He pointed at a gamecube, years after calling me a cube, and said “Ha look that’s you” and I immediately knew what he was referencing to

Shadow: my sweet square bf uwu

Lidia: Why did I let you do this

Shadow: bc you wove me

Lidia: squints

Shadow: HEY

Shadow: didn’t… didn’t we bond over memes and knowing aizawa strangely well???

Lidia: I’m kidding I love you too

Shadow: nice

Lidia: @Aizawa can you talk about the nickname we call you

Aizawa: Ok

Aizawa: Tensei called me a rat, and yeah that’s offensive in some cultures but,, I felt that so now I’m the rat in our group

Mommy Midnight: Our sweet rat boy

Presente Miku: Rat Boy!!

Presente Miku: WAIT

[Presente Miku has changed Aizawa’s name to Rat]

Rat: Finally some good food

Rararasputin: WHAT IS HAPPENING IM SO CONFUSED

[M’lady has changed Lidia’s name to Cube]

Cube: Awe sweet

 

[Shadow has sent a video to the chat]

Shadow: hi everyone please enjoy this video I got of aizawa half dancing to a bts song

Sweety: NO WAY

Slime Girl: HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS

Rat: I GOT YOU INTO 1A I CAN TAKE YOU OUT

Shadow: IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE DONT HURT ME OR MY PLACE IN 1A

Epic Gaymer: Can we take a field trip to a BTS concert

Lidia: We would need a reason to go. We could for… learning about idol culture??

Rat: If I was allowed to and had that kinda money I would take you guys to a kpop concert

Epic Gaymer: Please,,, please take us to a BTS concert,,

Rat: Listen I want to so bad but it’s,,, so much money

Billy Mays: We can cry together :(

Epic Gaymer: I just wanna see 7 Hot Guys sing :(

Rat: Same :/

Goth gf: AIZAWA DO YOU LIKE BTS

Aizawa: Yeah

Epic Gaymer: WAIT how many dances you know

Aizawa: That’s for me to know and for you to Not Know

Presente Miku: He knows a little bit of Fake Love. I kid you not he’ll do what I do which is out of nowhere just decide to sing and dance. It’s only allowed to happen in our kitchen for some reason

Midooriya: “our kitchen”

Gordon Ramsey: Ok but you’re not focusing on the fact that he knows Fake Love

Midooriya: You like BTS Sato??

Gordon Ramsey: On accident

Sweety: You don't accidentally get into a kpop group

Sweety: Who’s everyone’s bias. I like J Hope

Presente Miku: Me too! Aizawa likes Namjoon

Rat: I’m shutting this conversation right now if you wanna talk about BTS leave me out of it and talk about it to each other in irl. No texting about it

Snipe Repellent: I honestly really wanna talk about this. Go to the common room if you wanna talk about how good these boys are!! Also Bakugou likes Jin bye!!

Bakugay: WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT

Snipe Repellent: ILL TELL YOU AT THE COMMON ROOM IF YOU DONT HURT ME

Bakugay: COMMON ROOM. NOW.

 

Christmas Break Group

[Midooriya has added All Might, Mama and 3+ people to the chat]

Midooriya: Hi!! This is the group I said I’d make for the peeps staying over break

All Might: I don’t know who anyone is

Shadow: im the new one

All Might: I said I was sorry for calling you that!!

Shadows i know I’m just messin

Snipe Repellent: Guess who I am

All Might: Hagakure?

Snipe Repellent: OH I DIDNT THINK YOU'D ACTUALLY GET IT AKFHSODK

Mama: I’m Yaoyorozu

Horseradish: Todoroki. My name is a long story

Midooriya: I compared him to horseradish

Horseradish: You didn’t have to tell him but cool thanks

All Might: To the task at hand, I’m currently on my way to the dorms. Do you guys have any ideas?

Shadow: hagakure and i have an idea

All Might: Shoot

Snipe Repellent: We want to pull a prank on Uraraka. The plan is to wrap everything in her room. And we mean EVERYTHING. Clothes, bed, books, pillows, all of it

Mama: That isn’t very nice. It would take a lot of work to put together and would be a waste of paper

Horseradish: I have access to her room and we plan of giving you your favorite treats so we can get the wrapping paper when we run out (I say “when” because there won’t be enough paper)

Mama: … what kind of treats are we talking about

Horseradish: Well go grocery shopping and I’ll buy you whatever you want

Mama: But what you don’t realize is that I too am a child of wealth

Horseradish: Shit she’s right. I never thought of that.

Mama: How about we all get treats and I’ll still make more wrapping paper if we run out because, now that I think of it, this sounds like a fun prank. It doesn’t harm anyone and I can’t wait to see her reaction

Shadow: Ok all we need is The Adult’s Permission

All Might: I should say no but… this is very funny and sounds like a lot of fun. I’m almost at the dorms. When I get there do you guys wanna go shopping now?

Snipe Repellent: Yes please!!!

All Might: Write a list of what we need and I’ll be there in five

 

Shadow: if i could always smell new car smell in every car I would take that offer up immediately

Snipe Repellent: I totally forgot All Might got a new car. It’s rlly nice??

Mama: You alright Todoroki?

Horseradish: Oh yknow. Just panicking because I just realized I’m spending and whole Two Weeks with All Might. I’m also sitting in the front seat of his car. Everything’s fine. Just gonna be yell texting Midoriya a lot

Snipe Repellent: I’m not surprised. Also I’ve been meaning to ask, you’re watching shows with the izukrew, what shows have you guys been watching?

Horseradish: We’re watching some animes right now and so far we’ve finished Death Note and we just finished Ouran Highschool Host Club.

Shadow: can’t believe i watched all of that with you guys. it was also my fourth time seeing death note

Snipe Repellent: I love both of those!! Mostly Ouran tho I’ve watched it like 8 times

Mama: I’ve seen Ouran! I like that one too.

Horseradish: We’re gonna watch some old Nickelodeon and Disney tv shows soon. We might do a rabb.it if we have time over break

Shadow: the plan is to watch episodes on shuffle. kaminari and i are making a compilation of all the best episodes from the best shows

Snipe Repellent: Is Shinsou friends with the bakusquad?? Is he friends with the Izukrew?? We'll never know.

Shadow: it’s mostly the izukrew. i just like hanging out with kaminari sero and mina. and the rest of the group i guess?? idk I just can’t let go of my real group, the izukrew.

 

Mama: Uraraka has so much in her room this is going to take so long

Shadow: it’s worth it we have to do this

 

All Might: Do you guys wanna take a break and eat some dinner while watching a Christmas movie or two? I got pizza because I didn’t realize how late it is

Snipe Repellent: Please,, we need sustenance

 

Gucci Gang

 

Shadow: i know you guys are probably doing something important with your families but i thought it would be important for you all to know that we were talking about midoriya and todoroki dating and all might said “what are you doing with my son, shouto todoroki? huh? do I need to contact your father?” and ofc he was joking but todoroki looked like he was going to pass out

Horseradish: Why would you call me out like this

Midooriya: Jesus Todoroki it hasn’t even been a week!! He’s cool!! We see him at school!!

Horseradish: This is so much more different. Izuku he’s sleeping in the same building as me. I have to see him every morning

Anchor Arms: I think that’s the closest we’ve ever seen Midoriya swear

Bakugay: Have you guys just never heard him swear???

Midooriya: Stop please

M’lady: He doesn’t swear often but when he does it’s rlly funny. It’s hard to imagine but he’s said “Shit!” after falling over his own feet

Midooriya: Wow I have to go right now immediately bye

 

Christmas Break Group

Shadow: it took us all break but we did it. we covered urakaras room head to toe in wrapping paper

Snipe Repellent: Well it took four days because we decided to procrastinate

Mama: I can’t believe I went as far as wrapping not just her box of tampons but also the tampons

Snipe Repellent: Why did we do that

Horseradish: Were extra. Well, you guys are extra because Shinsou and I aren’t touching those

Mama: Understandable

All Might: Aizawa is here, so I’ll be leaving in a moment. I had fun with you kids! I hope we can do something like this again!

Snipe Repellent: Wait we have to give you a hug before you leave!!!

 

Gucci Gang

Rararasputin: YO WHAT THE FUCK

Horseradish: I MISSED HER REACTION

Snipe Repellent: LEAVE THE BUILDING WERE GONNA DIE

Midooriya: I can’t believe you guys rlly did it

Bakugay: How did you guys get her that angry what is going on???

Shadow: WE WRAPPED EVERYTHING IN HER ROOM

Rararasputin: THEY WRAPPED MY BED, BOOKS, CLOTHES, THE DOOR TO MY CLOSET, THE DOOR TO MY BATHROOM, MY BOX OF TAMPON AND THE TAMPONS IN IT, MY BACKPACK AND THE THINGS IN IT, MY PILLOWS, LITERALLY EVERYTHING

Bakugay: NO WAY I HAVE TO SEE THIS

Sweety: Todoroki, Shinsou, Momo, and Hagakure are just laughing on the floor while Uraraka SCREAMS at them

Horseradish: Merry Christmas Uraraka I love you!!

Rararasputin: FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS IM SO MAD RN

Bakugay: You guys put so much effort into this. I’m almost impressed

;): This is wonderfully done! Congratulations on beautiful work!~

Rararasputin: YOU FOUR ARE DEAD

Chapter Text

Midooriya: Guys I lost my Fitbit :(

Billy Mays: Oh my god Midoriya you have a Fitbit??? That’s so you????

Cube: I have one too! Also, I think you might have left it in the locker room

Midooriya: I’ll have to check tomorrow :/

Rararasputin: Sometimes I remember that you guys have fitbits and it reminds me of how much I love you both :,)

 

Bakugay: Hey Kaminari

Epic Gaymer: Yes

Bakugay: I’m going to kill you. I’m gonna fuckin

Bakugay: Give you a disease

Epic Gaymer: Jaundice would be nice

Sweety: Bakugou is laughing very hard I’m very confused. People are scared.

Epic Gaymer: He thinks jaundice is a funny word

Bakugay: ILL KILL YOU. STOP SAYING JAUNDICE

Midooriya: Why are you laughing at jaundice???? Why do you want to kill Kaminari????

Bakugay: I DONT KNOW AND HE WONT STOP ASKING ME FOR SNACKS

Anchor Arms: I walked into class just watching Kaminari try and say “jaundice” but laughing too hard to say it

Shadow: not to interrupt this greatness BUT i saw aizawa texting in the teacher’s group chat and @sweety his name is also sweety but spelled sweaty

Sweety: Does this mean I have to change my name

Shadow: please join ojiro and i in being sonic characters. please be knuckles

[Sweety has changed their name to Knuckles]

Knuckles: For you, my love

Bakugay: Excuse me

Cube: Excuse me

Knuckles: my *bestie

Epic Gaymer: Excuse me

Slime Girl: excuse me

Billy Mays: Excuse Me

Rararasputin: Excuse me

M’lady: Excuse me

Midooriya: Excuse me

Horseradish: Excuse me

Knuckles: my,, *dude???

Shadow: @tails we have to be together

Tails: I’m here

Knuckles: I love our family

Knuckles: WAIT @cube

Cube: Would you like me to change my name to Sonic?

Knuckles: We have to be a family!!

Shadow: tenya there’s people who ship sonic and shadow we have to do this. we have to be cursed together.

[Cube has changed their name to Sonic]

Shadow: i watched you look up at me from your phone, sigh, and then change your name. i know. im sorry

Sonic: I do this because I love you that’s it

Tails: Wait who’s Amy?

Snipe Repellent: Stupid Question

Tails: You’re right I’m so sorry please forgive me

Snipe Repellent: You forgot about your own girlfriend. I’ll never change my name.

Knuckles: BAKUGOU CAN YOU BE ROUGE

Bakugay: No??? I’m not a girl???

Knuckles: But Knuckles x Rouge :(

Bakugay: I’m not changing my name because of that text right there

Knuckles: NOOO CHANGE ITTTJWDUSJHF

Bakugay: FUCK STOP SCREAMING I WAS EATING

Knuckles: What are you eating?

Bakugay: I took a thermos to school and I’m eating ravioli

Epic Gaymer: May I have a ravioli

Bakugay: No

Epic Gaymer: I won’t bother you for food all this week if you change ur name to Rouge

Bakugay: NO. And I know you can last a week without asking me for food, but that doesn’t mean you won’t ask other people for food

Epic Gaymer: Huh???

Bakugay: You: Can last a week not asking ME for food
Also you: Can’t last a week not asking ANYONE for food

Epic Gaymer: Oh!! Thank you for spelling it out for me.

Epic Gaymer: Ok how about if I go a week without asking people for food then you change ur name to Rouge

Bakugay: Deal

Goth gf: I just watched these two idiots shake hands after texting each other

Sonic: You shouldn’t be eating in class Bakugou!

Bakugay: Class hasn’t even started yet

Mommy Midnight: Now it has. Phones and food down we got history to learn

 

Goth gf: How’s not asking for food going for you @EpicGaymer

Epic Gaymer: It’s…… going…

Epic Gaymer: Now I see why Bakugou always brings snacks. Hh I wanna ask for a granola bar but I can’t :(

Bakugay: I TOLD YOU TO BRING SNACKS SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE ALL “oh,, hi Bakugou,, uhm,,, can I have one of your snacks??” LIKE THE FUCKIN BABY YOU ARE

Epic Gaymer: I GET SCARED TO ASK YOU FOR SNACKS IM SORRY

Bakugay: WELL FROM NOW ON BRING SNACKS AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY JUST ASK ME. THIS NAME THING ISN'T AS BIG OF A DEAL AS STARVATION

Epic Gaymer: Wowie I can’t believe Bakugou cares about my health :,)

Midooriya: Speaking of snacks may I have one?

Bakugay: What do you need

Midooriya: What do you have?

Bakugay: Uuuuh granola bar

Epic Gaymer: This is so unfair

Bakugay: Oh shit!! I got 2 granola bars cuz I didn’t eat the one I brought with me yesterday!!! Hells yeah!!!!!

Epic Gaymer: THIS IS SO UNFAIR

Bakugay: I have a peanut butter one and an almond butter one which one do you want

Midooriya: You KNOW I want that almond butter one

Bakugay: I’m gonna throw it at you get ready

Sonic: Please don’t throw things, especially at people, Bakugou!

Midooriya: HE GAVE ME THE ALMOND BUTTER ONE AND DIDNT TRICK ME Y E S

M’lady: What a happy young lad :,)

Snipe Repellent: Midoriya looks so pleased

Billy Mays: Todoroki just ran out of the room what happened??

Midooriya: HE TOOK A BITE OF MY BAR AND HIS NOSE IMMEDIATELY STARTED BLEEDING

Shadow: todoroki: bites
todoroki’s nose: bleeds
todoroki: What The Fuck???

Shadow: his exact words

Sonic: What has this period come to?

Mama: We get one free period and suddenly all hell breaks loose

Sonic: It’s hard being parents

 

Epic Gaymer: Day 3. I'm going strong with not asking people for snacks

Knuckles: Please don’t starve yourself Kaminari! I can just give you a snack on my own and you don’t have to ask

Epic Gaymer: No that’s not how it wo

Epic Gaymer: You’re Working For Bakugou

Knuckles: I’m sorry I just love him and I love you a lot I had to I’m sorry

Bakugay: Ok but listen: Kaminari had CEREAL for dinner!! THAT'S NOT A MEAL!! YOU ALSO EAT SHITTY BREAKFASTS. YOU'RE GONNA BE HUNGRY TODAY AND I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DIDN'T BRING SNACKS

Epic Gaymer: I also didn’t sleep at all last night gang gang

Bakugay: K A M I N A R I

Epic Gaymer: It was windy!! I tried rlly hard but I couldn’t sleep

Bakugay: YOU CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS

Shadow: i live this life and look at me. im a functioning human being

Sonic: I just watched you let autocorrect correct almost every word you typed just now

Shadow: Perfextly Functioning

Sonic: Not even gonna correct that?

Sonic: And now he sleeps. “Perfectly functioning” my ass

Rat: WH

Presente Miku: WH

Mommy Midnight: WH

Sonic: That’s right!! I said it!!! ASS!!!

Rat: Infinity detention

Sonic: I’m not afraid of authority

Midooriya: You have a lot of balls to say you’re not afraid of authority. Even Bakugou is afraid of authority

Bakugay: EXCUSE ME I AM NOT AFRAID OF AUTHORITY

Midooriya: Exhibit A: Aizawa

Bakugay: I’m not afraid of Aizawa

Midooriya: Exhibit B: All Might

Bakugay: *putting on sunglasses* Sorry I Suddenly Can’t Read

Billy Mays: Me: minding my own business
Kaminari: Chakra is stored in the balls

Epic Gaymer: I think I’m dying

Bakugay: I’m gonna shove this granola bar into your mouth and down your throat

Epic Gaymer: It's good to know you care that much about me

Epic Gaymer: AIZAWA DMED ME SAYING HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME OUTSIDE WOW THAT'S WEIRD BYE

Snipe Repellent: Time to theorize

Sonic: He’s probably concerned about his health

Rararasputin: “Kaminari I’m giving you detention for not looking after yourself” “I haven’t even broken a rule how can I get detention for that” “You may not have broken a rule, but youknow what you did break? My heart.”

Rararasputin: I’m sorry

Midooriya: YOU GOT THAT SORRY IN REAL QUICK WHAT THE HECK OCHAKO

Rararasputin: I KNOW I SAID I WAS SORRY

Shadow: i wanna see aizawa do a dramatic play bc of that text thanks ochako. @;) we should put on a dramatic shakespeare play and make aizawa be the most dramatic character

;): What a genius idea, Shinsou! Let’s try to make something work~

Billy Mays: Aoyama is the living “Charisma: 100” meme

;): Mercie~!!

Billy Mays: Kami’s back but he looks sad. Time to investigate

Epic Gaymer: It’s fine don’t worry. He just talked to me about how I should look after myself and asked me why I did the bet in the first place. He gave me one of his nutrient packs and it’s banana flavored so I feel better.

Bakugay: We can drop the bet. It’s stupid and you shouldn’t have to harm yourself for something like a dumb name change

Epic Gaymer: It was less of “I want him to change his name” and more of “I need to prove myself”. I just wanted to prove that I could function on my own and don’t need help. And honestly after this I don’t want you to change your name. It would make me feel like you’re pitying me if you did

Knuckles: It’s alright to ask for help Kami! If you ever need anything you know your friends want to help you.

Epic Gaymer: I know that and I love you guys so much for that!! I just feel like I’m a burden sometimes and make you feel like you have to babysit me

Slime Girl: it’s never like that! even the strongest heroes need help. i think our group loves each other so much that it feels good to help each other out! i love making you feel better and sending you memes because i know you’d do the same for me

Billy Mays: They've said it all. We (especially me) love you a lot and aren’t bothered by helping you.

Knuckles: It’s good to practice self care and if that means you need to ask someone to help with that, then that’s ok!!

Epic Gaymer: That’s good to hear. Thank you gamers. I love y’all so much <3

Slime Girl: you guys wanna have a sleepover in my room tonight? i have some face masks ive been meaning to use. we can have a bros night!!

Knuckles: That’s a great idea, Mina!! I’m in!!

Epic Gaymer: I think I need a relaxing night. I’m super in

Billy Mays: Hecks yeah!!

Knuckles: Bakugou will be there he’s just paying attention to class which we probably should do

 

Epic Gaymer: Day 4. Unsuccessful bc of yesterday. We’ll get em next time gamers.

Epic Gaymer: Also I wanna come out and say that Bakugou made me a MEAL for dinner and Mina made me a breakfast burrito and I’ve never loved my friends more :,)

Slime Girl: this is what friendship is about

Midooriya: @sonic

Sonic: Midoriya. If you ask me to bring you food when you’re perfectly capable of getting it yourself, then I’m not bringing it to you

Midooriya: I just want breakfast in bed sometimes yknow?? :(

Rararasputin: You know for a fact that we would love to do that for you but we don’t have enough time in the morning for that. Not even weekends

Horseradish: I’d do that for you but you A) always wake up before me and B) I can’t cook

Midooriya: I can make a couple things,, I can scramble eggs ok

Bakugay: Can you still not cook a fucking EGG

Midooriya: No :(

Bakugay: You’re pathetic

Midooriya: Okay and??? I know??? Next argument???

Bakugay: I’m being attacked

Horseradish: How is he attacking you??

Midooriya: Bakugou, like a couple weeks ago while complaining in my room: I’m a brat??? Ok and??? I know??? Next argument???

Bakugay: IM BEING HARASSED

 

Horseradish: @epicgaymer Midoriya said that I should tell you I have a Gucci belt.

Epic Gaymer: I choked on my popcorn WHAT

Billy Mays: i shouldn’t be shocked by this but I am??? Todoroki why do you have a Gucci belt???

Horseradish: I dunno. I just have a lot of designer stuff for no reason

Slime Girl: todoroki we are going to have a day where you put your clothes out for us to see and we’re gonna go “i want this do you wear it anymore?” and you’ll say yes or no and yes means you keep it and no means it’s MINE BITCH

Rararasputin: Wait how much fun would it be if we all did that!! We looked through our clothes, pick out the ones that don’t fit or that we don’t wear and if someone doesn’t take it we donate it!

Mama: That’s a great idea, Ochako! I have so many clothes that I don’t wear anymore.

Teeth?: No one's clothes are gonna fit me. You’re all so much bigger than I am.

Midoriya: Mine will, trust me. I used to be tiny but then I trained and went from a twink to a twunk (I still have baby face tho :/)

M’lady: I bet you could fit in some of the girls’ clothes. I buy stuff from the men’s section sometimes

Goth gf: I buy a LOT of my shirts from the men’s section. I don’t think I’ll ever grow out of them tho :/

Bakugay: I’m gonna make sure my dumbasses throw away their trash clothes. I’m gonna be there when each of you pick out your clothes so I can toss every piece of trash clothing you own and then I’m buying you all new clothes.

Bakugay: Sero gets it easy because his fashion sense is fine he just has boring clothes

Billy Mays: I mean he’s not wrong

Knuckles: You really think my fashion sense is trash :,(

Bakugay: I mean,,, it kinda is babe

Knuckles: WHAT

Bakugay: OK LISTEN YOU GUYS DONT HAVE THE WORST FASHION SENSE LIKE ITS NOT GOOD BUT ITS NOT BAD

Epic Gaymer: Can you buy me more button ups? I rlly like those

Bakugay: Hell yeah. We’ll all go together so that I can yes or no things (I’ll probably say no tho bc you guys have bad taste)

Sonic: ITS 2 AM GO TO BED ALSO THATS A GREAT IDEA OCHAKO

Rararasputin: ALFJSOE THANKS BYE

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Epic Gaymer: Today I had another sad moment so I sat next to Mr. Aizawa for some comfort and he was just,, sitting in his sleeping back just around his waist and on his back,, and eating Cheerios out of a box. He then motioned the box at me and I, of course, took some. There wasn’t even a bag and they were the plain ones. It was a good experience and they were yummy in my tummy.

Slime Girl: why do we all agree that plain cheerios are so good?? like you can’t have them with milk just a handful of plain cheerios is the way to go???

Midooriya: @horseradish please tell me you know what we’re talking about

Horseradish: Of course I know what you’re talking about I’m not that uncultured

Knuckles: God those are so good I want plain cheerios right NOW

Sonic: Once I saw my brother throw up on this chair we had that had fur on it, and I went over to my mom and I kept going “Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.” And she goes “what?” And I said in a really calm voice “Tensei’s throwing up on the couch” and we went back and he was throwing up and it looked like Cheerios or Spaghettios so now I can’t see either without thinking about that.

Midooriya: Thank you for sharing that, Iida

Sonic: You’re welcome!

Rararasputin: Why did you tell us that???

Sonic: I felt like it should be out there

Billy Mays: Speaking of eating things I wanna meet Phil Swift and eat flex tape and show him how it’ll make me stronger

Slime Girl: sero are you good??

Billy Mays: Yeah I just,,, wanna eat tape

Sonic: Please don’t eat things that aren’t edible, Sero!!

Billy Mays: I won’t I just,,, I like the idea. It’s something I wanna do In Theory

 

Goth gf: Why did Iida just walk into class and say “it smells like broke in here”??? I get that we know he likes memes but I didn’t think he’d get into the mean ki

Goth gf: HE HAS AIRPODS

Midooriya: WE PEER PRESSURED HIM INTO BUYING THEM AKFJSKD

Sonic: @m’lady @rararasputin @shadow I got you all early valentines

Rararasputin: No,, Iida if you got us what I think you got us,,, you know I’m too broke to even touch those

M’lady: Uhm if you guys don’t wanna keep your AirPods I’ll take them

Rararasputin: NO IM KEEPING THEM

Shadow: iida im gonna,,, give you a kiss

Epic Gaymer: NO WAY IIDA HOW DID YOU AFFORD THOSE

Sonic: I come from a wealthy family and decided to gift my friends because I love them

Billy Mays: @bakugay

Bakugay: I bought these myself I’m not buying anyone anything ever that’s how expensive these were

Billy Mays: Can I at least try them on

Bakugay: Just cut off the cords to your earbuds it’ll be the same thing

Billy Mays: THAT'S SO MEAN OF YOU

Slime Girl: hey you still have to buy us clothes for the clothes swap thing!!!

Bakugay: That’s the only acception I’ll allow

Slime Girl: @rararasputin when do you wanna do that???

Rararasputin: Lol idk uh soon?? Maybe next weekend??

Slime Girl: yeah we’ll just have to see what happens. that sounds good tho!!

Knuckles: Wait Iida why didn’t you get any for Todoroki and Midoriya?

Horseradish: Because I bought some for myself and Midoriya just to spend my dad’s money

Midooriya: I told him not to but I couldn’t stop him :/ I usually can but when it comes to his dad’s credit cards I just can’t stop him

Rararasputin: Y’all,, would Jirou wear AirPods??? Or is she the AirPod??

Goth gf: I just listen to music via myself. I never have to spend money on earbuds it’s a blessing

Epic Gaymer: You’ll never know what it’s like to have to untangle your earbuds

Goth gf: Actually my jacks get tangled when I sleep sometimes. Like when I wake up one usually knots itself somehow??

Epic Gaymer: Does it hurt???

Goth gf: No it just feels uncomfortable. It hurts a little bit. I think it’s like twisting your earlobe enough that it feels wrong

Goth gf: It’s basically an elongated earlobe ig??

Epic Gaymer: Ok I can get on board with that

Goth gf: @sonic do you think Present Mic has AirPods?

Sonic: I don’t know. Shinsou, do you know?

Shadow: idk. @presentemiku do you have airpods?

Presente Miku: I do!! Why do you ask?

Shadow: you have to know why it’s great that you have those, right? you’re the sound boy, you make noise

Presente Miku: Excuse you, I’m the LOUD BOY!! I’m the one who YELLS!!!

Presente Miku: And yes I’m fully aware about how big of a meme I am. I keep forgetting to make a tweet about getting them :/.

Goth gf: Does Aizawa have them?

Presente Miku: No, but sometimes we share ;P (don’t tell him but I’m getting him some)

Snipe Repellent: That’s very good thank you Mr. Yamada :,)

Epic Gaymer: Why are you always here when something about Aizawa and Mic related happens??

Snipe Repellent: I ship them very hard and I’m not gonna apologize for saying that

Presente Miku: We’re a ship that sails instead and I too can’t apologize

Presente Miku: Like??? Not to be in love on main but???? *clenches heart* we in love!!!!!!!!!!

Snipe Repellent: BLESSED BLESSED BLESSED

Epic Gaymer: We always love people on main in this chat!!!!! It’s love central up in here ùwú

Goth gf: With all due respect Mr. Yamada, do you plan on doing anything for Valentine’s Day?

Presente Miku: Well, Valentine’s Day lands on Thursday this year, so I’m giving Aizawa a little present then, but Friday I’m taking him somewhere ;)

Presente Miku: (It’s a cat cafe but not the usual one we’ve gone to. This one has boba)

Snipe Repellent: THAT'S SO BLESSED!!!

Rararasputin: THATS SO SWEET IM IN TEARS!!

Presente Miku: Don't tell him tho!! It HAS to be a secret. I trust y’all tho ;)

Snipe Repellent: Yes sir!!

Goth gf: WAIT YALL

Goth gf: @mama DO YOU HAVE AIRPODS

Mama: Yes, I got some for Christmas from my parents.

Goth gf: You’re the most perfect woman. If loving my gf on main was a paying job I’d be a bajillionaire!!

Mama: Oh you don’t need to say that, Jirou. You’re also a wonderful girlfriend!

Goth gf: Yeah but like,,, you’re perfect and anyone here can agree

Rararasputin: I speak for every girl when I say you’re perfect in every way

M’lady: A very pretty girl if I do say so myself

Snipe Repellent: Yeah!! You’re so sweet and pretty Yaomomo!!

Slime Girl: every hour is loving yaomomo hour

Billy Mays: WAIT I HAVE THE PERFECT MEME FOR THIS

Billy Mays:
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
Love Yaomomo Unconditionally
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Epic Gaymer: I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE THAT THIS IS SO BLESSED!!!!

Mama: Oh wow! Thank you all so much! That makes me feel so happy that you all think that about me.

Billy Mays: Sometimes you gotta love your homies on main!

Mama: That’s very sweet of you, Sero.

Billy Mays: blushes uwu

 

Midooriya: Guys guess what I did

Sonic: Midoriya it’s almost 5:00 am, you usually get up at 6:00 am, why are you up so early?

Bakugay: Me

Knuckles: Oh no now I’m scared

Midooriya: Wait why are you guys up so early?? Like, Kacchan and I have a reason to be up at this ungodly hour wbu??

Sonic: I woke up early and couldn’t fall back asleep

Knuckles: Same!! We’re connected, Iida!

Bakugay: Anyways, we made a sandwich.

Sonic: You both got up at 5 am to make a sandwich??

Midooriya: No Iida you don’t understand it’s A Bad Sandwich

Bakugay: We got fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot (fruit by the foots??? By the feet???), stacked them, and made two thick squares. Guess what’s in the middle I bet you can’t.

Shadow: this sounds so cursed what did you do???

Knuckles: I’m scared please tell us

Midooriya: We put gushers in the middle

Midooriya: Also I love that we don’t question why Shinsou is up this early

Shadow: midoriya!!! i slept for like 4 hours straight last night!!! i feel like shit but i got sleep!!

Midooriya: Yay!!! We should try and take a group nap again. That seemed like it helped last time

Shadow: yeah id like to try that again

Knuckles: This is adorable but I’m still processing the gushers in the middle???

Midooriya: I told you it was cursed.

Midooriya: BAKUGOU CUT OUR SANDWICH INTO TRIANGLES YES

Bakugay: TRIANGLES ARE THE ONLY WAY TO EAT SANDWICHES

Sonic: I like eating them in the square or rectangle style

Bakugay: NO ONE CARES LIGHTNING MCQUEEN

Sonic: That’s not even an insult that’s just my name

Midooriya: Brb gonna take a bite and try not to die also ily Iida

Gordon Ramsey: I’m watching this go down and Midoriya does NOT look pleased

Gordon Ramsey: I take it back he looks like it’s not that bad

Knuckles: Why are YOU up this early Sato?

Gordon Ramsey: I usually work out about this time and went to the kitchen to get some breakfast beforehand

Gordon Ramsey: Midoriya wanted me to say that he can’t text bc his hands are sticky and the process he went through while eating his sandwich was, and I quote, “Ok this is good.. ok maybe not,, wait actually this isn’t that bad- WAIT NO I JUST GOT TO ONE OF THE GUSHERS AND I THINK IM DYING”

Gordon Ramsey: AIZAWA JUST CAME DOWNSTAIRS OH NO

Knuckles: GOOD LUCK WE'RE PRAYING FOR YOU

Gordon Ramsey: He just asked us what they’re doing, I explained, and then Bakugou took a bite and idk what he feels

Gordon Ramsey: “It’s not good but it’s not bad” is all he said

Knuckles: I wanna try that rlly badly now

Shadow: @sonic ill try it if you do

Sonic: I’ll be downstairs in a moment then

Shadow: NICE

Knuckles: Couple goals

Tails: I just woke up to this and guys,, this can’t be healthy

Tails: I wanna watch

Tails: @everyone I just got to the common room and Mr. Aizawa is literally sitting in a chair watching this all go down and not doing anything about it

Sonic: He’s just witnessing that’s it. He looks relaxed… too relaxed...

Rat: Listen, The Gang and I did stupid stuff like this too, so I’m not surprised by this. I’ll just facilitate.

Rat: Also, @shadow or @sonic could one of you get me a cup of coffee?

Sonic: I’ll get it for you!

Rat: Thanks

Anchor Arms: We can’t go one day without someone doing something really stupid can we

Tails: We’re a class of stupid people what do you expect?

Anchor Arms: Yeah but do you guys think 1B does this kind of stuff?? They’re normal people

Gordon Ramsey: Update Shinsou tried it and just started choking I’m scared

Gordon Ramsey: Update Update: Iida tried it too and he’s not having a good time. He says it tastes like “if high fructose corn syrup and artificial flavors were concentrated into one sandwich”. I’m disgusted and want to try it as well now.

Bakugay: I washed my hands I’m not touching those sandwiches ever again

Knuckles: Are you still gonna be up for working out today after that fiasco?

Bakugay: Yeah it won’t affect anything. Also I’m Right Here you don’t have to text

Knuckles: Yeah but it’s fun *shrug emoji*

Goth gf: I can’t believe Midoriya and Bakugou, two very sane and not Kaminari Like people, made a sandwich out of,,, that

Shadow: that was so bad im never eating again. the gusher exploded in my mouth and i wasn’t ready for it.

Knuckles: That’s what she said

Shadow: hah nice

Midooriya: Is that why you started choking?!

Shadow: absolutely. it startled me and it was already towards the back of my throat.

Tails: GUYS SATO TRIED IT AND HE LIKES IT WHAT IS HAPPENING EVEN HES CONFUSED

Sonic: I can’t believe I didn’t tell us to stop or not do this. What kind of president am I?

Midooriya: A good one

Tails: More people are coming downstairs to witness this but there’s so little sandwich left

Teeth?: I just wanted breakfast but had to be confronted with this

Goth gf: These messages woke me up and honestly? I’m not surprised

Shadow: our class president experienced this with us too which was very epic

Shadow: don’t tell kaminari i said that

Tails: It’s almost 6 am why are you guys up?? You both usually sleep in on the weekends

Goth gf: Like I said, the notifs woke me up. I forgot to turn my phone off last night

Goth gf: Tokoyami looks so spaced out what’s he doing??

Shadow: being the emo we wish we could be. the guy wears a choker all the time how punk is that???

Goth gf: So punk

Goth gf: Hey, emo to another emo, did you hear Billie’s new song?

Shadow: i did and it was great. the music video gave me chills. i have a new song to get fixated on

Goth gf: It felt so creepy to me I could only enjoy the song through the music video :/

Shadow: coward.

Teeth?: Hey emos?? I just accidentally ate an entire apple. I didn’t even realize I was eating it until it was all gone. It was just in my hand and then it just wasn’t.

Goth gf: I don’t know how to react to this??? Tokoyami are you ok???

Sonft: Horse instincts

Teeth?: Koda no you can’t do this. This is the scariest way to reply please god no

Sonft: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shadow: the least meme-y kid is the one that replied with the words “horse instincts” i think this is the end of the world

Midooriya: Or maybe Koda is funny and you’re being a big bully

Shadow: you’re right im sorry. koda is a comedic genius and i was just too blind to understand his humor

Goth gf: Koda is a god among us

Sonft: I just said the first thing that came to my head but thank you

Goth gf: HOW COME THAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT

Sonft:

Sonft: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shadow: valid

Goth gf: Where do you get those emoticons Koda? They’re pretty cute

Sonft: I have my ways uwu

Knuckles: @bakugay don’t you have those?

Bakugay: (ง'̀-'́)ง I do but you’ll have to fight me for them

Knuckles: I love you??? So much??? My boyfriend is amazing everyone look at him go :,)

Sonft: I have a rabbit one (=^ェ^=)

Slime Girl: I LOVE THAT I WOKE UP TO THIS PART OF THE CONVO THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!!! i love them sm!!!!!!

Bakugay: There’s a bear one too

Goth gf: Bakugou why do you have these???

Bakugay: Because I’m cool ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Knuckles: OH MY GOD I LIVE FOR THE BEAR ONE!!!

Bakugay: Wait this one is my favorite

Bakugay: ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )

Bakugay: I think what I think the eyebrows are the eyes...

Knuckles: AAAAA!!! YOURE SO MANLY BABE!!!!! MY HEARTUUUUU!!!!!!

Bakugay: I can hear you say that. Like, you’re not speaking, I can just hear the words in my head in your voice

Knuckles: We were made for each other :,)

Shadow: that made me think of meant to be yours from heathers

Goth gf: I can’t believe I know you, Shinsou

Shadow: i know im great

Knuckles: What are you talking about Shinsou??

Shadow: do you rlly wanna know?

Knuckles: Kinda yeah

Shadow: let me explain you one of the best musicals of our time

Midooriya: Oh you’re in for a ride Kirishima

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Big Goof Chat

Anti Mt. Lady: So @PresenteMiku how was Valentine’s Day for you and the hubby? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Presente Miku: Sho and I had a wonderfully cooked dinner, by none other than me, we exchanged gifts, adult things happened, and then we went to sleep. It was rlly great!! A very mellow night if I do say so myself

Sweaty: Before you ask what the gifts were, Mic got us matching Meundies and he got me a big sweater and chocolates (“nuts and chews, baby!!!!!” -My Actual Husband)

Anti Mt. Lady: That's actually really sweet!! Did you get him anything?

Sweaty: Yeah I got him a Hawaiian shirt and flowers.

Anti Mt. Lady: And after the gift giving? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Presente Miku: Adult Things

Anti Mt. Lady: We’re all adults here Zashi you can tell me

Presente Miku: Uhm I’d rather not say in the Teacher Chat soooooo

Anti Mt. Lady: I just wanna make sure you guys have a healthy sex life!! Truly, I just wanted to know if you spiced it up bc Valentines Day

Presente Miku: Like I said, mellow night.

Anti Mt. Lady: Boring. @Inflation did you do anything for Valentine’s Day?

Inflation: I died

Anti Mt. Lady: WH ALL MIGHT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Inflation: If I tell you guys you won’t look at me the same…

Presente Miku: Well now we’re interested!! You HAVE to tell!!!

Inflation: Wait I don’t think it’s even allowed

Anti Mt. Lady: WHAT

Inflation: IT'S NOTHING WEIRD I PROMISE

Anti Mt. Lady: I'LL BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU TELL ME WHY YOU DIED

Inflation: I WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING TO IZUKU MIDORIYA'S MOM BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE AND I LIKE HER BUT I FELT WEIRD ABOUT IT SO I JUST SENT HER A HUGE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS

Anti Mt. Lady: IM FUCKING SCREAMING NO WAY

Presente Miku: THATS ADORABLE!!!!!!!

Sweaty: Why’d you say you don’t think it’s allowed?

Inflation: Teachers can’t have romantic relationships with teachers right?

Presente Miku: Sho, you know the rules like the back of your hand, do you know?

Sweaty: There's not many rules for parents. I just double checked and yeah you could date her if you wanted

Sweaty: That felt so gross to text I’m sorry

Inflation: I felt peer pressured sorry

Anti Mt. Lady: Toshi, I’m gonna make sure you and Ms. Midoriya get together No Matter What

Inflation: FUCK SHES MARRIED

Anti Mt. Lady: Excuse me?

Sweaty: Pardon?

Presente Miku: H U H??????

Inflation: I completely forgot! The husband works overseas but still sends money to support her and Izuku. This was stupid forget I said anything

Anti Mt. Lady: It’s not stupid! I think you should keep that in mind, but also casually ask her about it. Maybe have tea or smthn idk what old people do and then ask her about it.

Inflation: I’ll try. Thank you for helping, you really don’t have to but it’s appreciated.

Anti Mt. Lady: I just want you to feel loved *big kiss*

Inflation: I don’t know how to respond to that so ttfn

Sweaty: Did he just say ttfn???

Presente Miku: Truly a god amongst us all

 

Yeenyah: I’m a dumbass. I did a stupid.

Presente Miku: Do Tell

Anti Mt. Lady: I’m suddenly interested

Yeenyah: I ran into Hagakure again and I wanna die. I wish I knew how to make coherent sentences. Fuck. Shit.

Conccrete: I was there. You looked really stupid

Presente Miku: TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!!!

Yeenyah: I was fiddling around with my keys and they flew out of my hands. When I went to pick them up I basically grabbed Hagakure’s leg, tripping her. I was so embarrassed that I couldn’t get a coherent sentence out and then I just walked away

Yeenyah: I want the earth to swallow me whole

Sweaty: Mood

Conccrete: But you’ve forgotten to mention the best part, Snipe

Yeenyah: NO

Conccrete: Right before turning at the corner, Snipe goes “I RESPECT WOMEN I SWEAR”

Yeenyah: I have so much emotional and physical trauma someone call Recovery Girl

Bone Regenerator: Did you actually hurt yourself, dear?

Yeenyah: Just my dignity

Bone Regenerator: Walk it off, then

Presente Miku: SICK ROAST

Bone Regenerator: In my medical opinion, you might need some ice for that burn

Presente Miku: YOOOOO RECOVERY GIRL THAT'S ICE COLD ;D

Bone Regenerator: Lol you boys make me laugh

Conccrete: Snipe is this wholesome enough to cure your embarrassment

Yeenyah: it’s very cute but doesn’t help :(

Sweaty: You act like everyone’s gonna think you’re a pedo or something bc of simple accidents

Yeenyah: ,,, it’s,,, kinda like that,, yeah

Sweaty: I think the only reason I understand that these are accidents and that you’re truly just an idiot and not even close to a pedophile is because I’m married to a big dumbass who pulls stupid shit like this

Presente Miku: DAT ME!!!!!!!

Yeenyah: I still feel bad though

Sweaty: Guess I can’t help you then

Bone Regenerator: You can always talk to her and reassure her that your quirk just doesn’t detect her. I bet she doesn’t think much of it

Yeenyah: SHE YELLED AT ME FOR ACCIDENTALLY ELBOWING HER NAKED BOOB

Bone Regenerator: I’m sorry? You did what now?

Yeenyah: It was during their final exams and I had her and she was close to me and I accidentally elbowed her boob and she started yelling at me

Bone Regenerator: She was probably startled by her adult male teacher accidentally elbowing her boob.

Yeenyah: Yeah but I keep doing stuff and it makes me feel even WORSE about this whole situation

Sweaty: I think you should do what she said. If you feel THIS bad about it, just go talk to her about it. She probably doesn’t care.

Yeenyah: Aren’t you in the student group chat? Has she talked about me at all??

Yeenyah: Fuck that sounds rlly bad

Sweaty: Actually it’s a good thing you asked, because I remember her saying that she doesn’t think you do it on purpose. I can vividly remember her saying she was startled, which is why she yelled at you

Yeenyah: That makes me feel only a little better

Sweaty: OH MY GOD THEN JUST TALK TO HER AT SCHOOL TOMORROW

Yeenyah: OK FINE

Sweaty: GOOD

Outside Fluid: Hey off topic but I have What Does The Fox Say stuck in my head please help

Anti Mt. Lady: I keep singing Electric Feel this week and I don’t know why

Presente Miku: Probably because it SLAPS

Outside Fluid: I’m gonna listen to that and see if it works ttyl :/

Anti Mt. Lady: Have fun it’s a bop!! Also I’ve never listened to any MGMT song but that one

Anti Mt. Lady: NOW I HAVE WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY STUCK IN MY HEAD NO

Sweaty: In the words of Kaminari during this week so far “this is so sad, Alexa, why did my Minecraft/Roblox girlfriend break up with me”

Presente Miku: Why do I kin with a 15 year old??? He’s a mood and basically me in hs???

Sweaty: I told him that and he said something along the lines of if I was in high school with him I’d have a crush on him and wow he’s you

Anti Mt. Lady: He’s making advances on you call the police

Sweaty: He said it as a joke in the student chat but at school he said “I’m so sorry about the joke I made last night Mr. Aizawa. It was very inappropriate of me”

Presente Miku: Kaminari is such a good kid :,) very funny boy

Inflation: Hi everyone, I have an update before I head off to bed. 1, I finally put my two empty cups of water downstairs and only brought one (with fresh fridge water) to my bedroom. The problem is it’s the second night and I haven’t touched it since. 2, which coincidentally we’re talking about 1A, Kirishima said in my class today “what’s crackalackin” and I instinctively said “my bones” so now I’ve got that going for me

Anti Mt. Lady: You’ve used your old age to your advantage

Inflation: You can too if you try hard enough

Anti Mt.Lady: HOW COULD YOU

Inflation: I’m sorry!! I had to!!

Anti Mt. Lady: IM SO OFFENDED

Inflation: Everyone makes fun of each other and I wanted to be part of the group!!! I’m sorry if that actually hurt your feelings!!

Anti Mt. Lady: I’m joshing you don’t worry. I’m a little proud of you actually.

Presente Miku: I’m the Most Proud of you

Anti Mt. Lady: We get it Hizashi you like making jokes about how I’m old because I’m one (1) year older than you

Inflation: We can be old together, Nemuri. We can talk about the times when we were young, dumb, and full of… you know ;)

Anti Mt Lady: Disowned. How could you.

Inflation: I can’t make a joke without being ridiculed :(

Anti Mt. Lady: Toshi you can't be This Cute STOP

Inflation: I’m very confused now D:

Presente Miku: He's texting like us we Have To Stop This

Anti Mt. Lady: Your emoticons are just so cute and I feel like you just??? Are an emoticon???

Conccrete: Both emoticons and All Might have a very cute and have good energy

Inflation: My emoticons don’t mesh well with my name :/

Presente Miku: His name his cursed but his intentions are blessed

Anti Mt. Lady: We need to put that on your grave stone

Conccrete: And on a t shirt

Presente Miku: That along with “I’m eating I swear”

Conccrete: Context please??

Presente Miku: Tensei, Shouta and I were changing in the locker rooms when we were first years in high school and Tensei said “Yamada you’re so thin! Are you starving yourself?!” And my response was “I’m eating I swear!”

Sweaty: I’m gonna kill you

Presente Miku: WH??? WHY??? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU WERE BEING SO QUIET IN CHAT????

Sweaty: 1) it’s late and you need sleep because I know you and care about your health 2) I came from my mom

Presente Miku: Damn he right :/ gn friends!! GOODNIGHT MY FAVORITE BABE!! ILYSM!!! I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!!!!

Sweaty: night babe

Anti Mt. Lady: I stan this relationship SO HARD!!!

Conccrete: I should be heading to bed too. See you all tomorrow!!

Anti Mt. Lady: *yall

Inflation: I got yelled at for saying y’all a few days ago.

Anti Mt. Lady: ??? Why???

Inflation: I'll text about it in the chat tomorrow. I feel like this is a story everyone should hear/read.

Anti Mt. Lady: Smart. I can’t wait to hear it! Gn!!

Inflation: Good Night!!

 

Yeenyah: It’s the morning and?? Why were you yelled at for saying y’all??

Inflation: I was also called Y’all Might. 1A is a very smart class.

Sweaty: Yell Heah they are

ReverseVampire: 1B is better but go off I guess

Yeenyah: Dead meme. Tell us why you were called out for stealing my brand!!!

Anti Mt. Lady: I’m here!! And I can’t wait to hear this story!!!

Inflation: I said y’all towards 1A and a few of them yelled “HE SAID YALL” and started freaking out. I don’t think they knew I lived in the US for a little while and picked up a few things. I told them that and I couldn’t even get to my lesson because they asked questions like if I lived in “cowboy country”. I didn’t say yes or no they just assumed I did and then… then my boy… my own (kind of) son… young Midoriya… he called me Y’all Might. I don’t know what to do with these children anymore.

Presente Miku: IM SO PROUD OF THEM IM CACKLING AT YALL MIGHT IM GONNA BRING MY COWBOY HAT TO SCHOOL FOR YOU TO WEAR

Tupperware: I’m gonna make sure you get a cowboy themed all might costume

Inflation: It’ll be short lived since I can’t use my All Might form for long periods of time :/

Tupperware: Snipe and I could work together on an All Might themed cowboy outfit too

Inflation: Is it bad that I want that?

Yeenyah: Someone stop him he’s coming after my BRAND

Inflation: Snipe I wanna be a cowboy please I need to be enabled

Inflation: We can be cowboys TOGETHER

Yeenyah: I……… want that actually…….. thank you for swaying my ignorant ways

Presente Miku: YOOOOO SPIRIT WEEK IS COMING UP!!!! WE SHOULD RECOMMEND A COWBOY DAY!!!

Anti Mt. Lady: Or we could do hero day and all dress as Snipe

Presente Miku: Awe but I like dressing as Shouta :( and I wanna see him in leather pants again *the eyes emoji bc I can’t find it*

Anti Mt. Lady: God you’re right we have to do that

Presente Miku: Can we make hero day Friday?

Anti Mt. Lady: Yeah why?

Presente Miku: Sho comes home on Fridays ;)

Anti Mt. Lady: ;) Oh we’ll make sure it’s on Friday

Sweaty: Guys shut up I just realized the worst thing. I’m gonna kms over this.

Anti Mt. Lady: ????

Sweaty: Thirteen isn’t in chat. We’re terrible how could we be this inconsiderate

Presente Miku: SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[Presente Miku has added Blessed to the chat]

Sweaty: We can live happily now

Anti Mt. Lady: I can’t believe my favorite teacher just wasn’t in chat what the HECK

Blessed: HEY UUU AM I FINALLY BEING ADDED TO THE TEACHER CHAT???

Anti Mt. Lady: SKFJS AIZAWA REALIZED IT LIKE A SECOND AGO WE IMMEDIATELY ADDED YOU

Blessed: Have I missed anything important in my absence?

Inflation: I keep bringing glasses of water into my room. It’s a problem. As of now I only have one and it’s empty.

Blessed: Y'know, usually I can tell who’s who in this setting but,,, idk who that is

Anti Mt. Lady: It’s All Might

Blessed: NO

Presente Miku: He’s been through a lot. 1A freaked out over him saying y’all and asked him if he lived in cowboy country

Presente Miku: He also called himself senile and then made fun of Midnight for being old as well. This all happened in less that 24 hours

Blessed: That’s incredible I can’t believe the duality of this man

Inflation: I have a lot going for me right now :/

Presente Miku: HE ALSO DOES EMOTICONS A LOT IT’S SO CUTE AKDKWF

Blessed: I do too :D !!!!!

Inflation: They're so much fun :D

Anti Mt. Lady: Also!! We’re discussing spirit week. Do you have anything in mind?

Blessed: I wanna do a space theme but I don’t think it panders to everyone. You could add in Star Wars but I still don’t think it panders

Anti Mt. Lady: I love that so much!! We’ll keep it in mind ;) if you ever think of any you know who to go to

Sweaty: Kaminari and I have direct messaged each other and I hate it because the first time was because I was making sure his health was in good shape. This second time is because he said “Hey Mina thinks she heard Mic talking about Spirit Week and we rlly want a meme day please Mr. Aizawa we beg of you”

Sweaty: We….. should do a meme day. It gives me an excuse to bring my cat ears and tiny bongos to school to be Bongo Cat

Presente Miku: I!!!! AM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!! YOU'RE ADORABLE!!!!!!!!

Sweaty: Thanks

Anti Mt. Lady: Oh my god I always forget about doing a meme day!! Well do that as well as obligatory pajama day

Outside Fluid: Can we just have a day to dress warm? I would like that very much. Big sweaters, scarfs, fluffy boots. I want the whole kitten kaboodle

Sweaty: Not to be a crazy cat lady on main but I love that term

Presente Miku: We know this and we love you

Presente Miku: ALSO I TOTALLY WANT A WARM DAY!!!! Sho and I recently got more cute jackets and scarves and I wanna see Sho in the cute outfit I put together for him

Sweaty: I told Kaminari we’re considering meme day and he said “never mind make it e-girl and e-boy day” God I hate this family

Sweaty: Nvm he said they count as memes we’re good

Presente Miku: If I don’t have anything meme worthy I’m gonna be an e-boy is that cool?

Sweaty: Yeah idc

Presente Miku: SWEET!!

Inflation: What’s an e-boy?

Presente Miku: I’m gonna dress as an e boy JUST for you. You’ll see.

Presente Miku: ILL PAINT MY NAILS

Sweaty: You’re so annoying I’m gonna go teach my class

Presente Miku: ILY2!!! Have fun!!!

Anti Mt. Lady: Oh shit he right! Bye y’all!!

Chapter Text

Midooriya: Just to clear up some rumors: I DO have all my blood and I do have ALL of MY bones and didn’t take them from anyone I grew them myself so stop asking

Rararasputin: Midoriya im scared for you are you ok???

Midooriya: @m’lady: You’re Never Touching My Phone Again

M’lady: SHDJS BUT IT WAS FUNNY

Sonic: IM SO CONFUSED WHATS HAPPENING

Midooriya: TSU TOOK MY PHONE AND TEXTED WEIRD THINGS

Bakugay: Sup losers! I’m here to tell you to dump all your clothes out we’re getting ready for the exchange thing Uraraka’s doing. We have to do it RIGHT NOW because SPIRIT WEEK is MONDAY and it’s currently SATURDAY HURRY PEOPLE. I’ve sorted everyone in the bakusquad’s clothes except Sero so let’s do that now while everyone gets ready

Rararasputin: YOOOOO HE REMEMBERED MY NAME

Bakugay: IM NOT AN IDIOT YOU FUCKING CIRCLE

Rararasputin: I’ve been blessed on this day :,). Also!! When we do this don’t be afraid to pick out something from the opposite gender! My wardrobe has plenty of dude clothes. Same goes for boys if you find something from the girls pile. I would give it a quick look through to see all your choices

Midooriya: Smart! I’ve seen plenty of your shirts and wished I could pull That™️ off

Rararasputin: Well you’ll just have to see what I put in the pile ;)

Billy Mays: Bakugou keeps calling my wardrobe boring like I don’t already know

Billy Mays: I rlly need to go shopping :/

Slime Girl: I JUST CHECKED THE SPIRIT WEEK EMAIL AND IM SO HAPPY

Epic Gaymer: WHAT IS IT!!!!

Slime Girl: monday- pajamas
tuesday- decades
wednesday- pro heroes
thursday- twin day
friday- meme

Slime Girl: i have no idea what decades means

Anchor Arms: Like the 50s or 90s

Shadow: im gonna be 90s grunge and NO ONE CAN STOP ME

Midooriya: Would it be bad if I dressed as All Might??

Horseradish: Would it be bad if I dressed as All Might

Rararasputin: I would like for the Izukrew to be All Might but I wanna be (tracer) Thirteen :/

Sonic: I would too but it’s obligatory that I go as my brother

Knuckles: MY CRIMSON RIOT COSPLAY WILL SEE THE LIGHT AGAIN

Mama: If you guys need any help with these don’t be afraid to ask me! I’d be more than happy to help.

Slime Girl: thank you momo you’re an angel :,)

Slime Girl: also!! i think we should surprise each other for next week!

Rararasputin: Me too!! Ofc unless you need help or wanna go with a group but otherwise I totally want it to be a surprise. Especially for meme day.

Bakugay: @EVERYONE GET YOUR CLOTHES DOWN HERE N O W I WANNA GO TO BED

Knuckles: It’s 7:00????

Bakugay: And????

 

Teeth?: I just wanna say thank you to Jirou for having emo clothes that fit me. You’re a real one.

Goth gf: I also wanna say thank you to Tokoyami for having emo clothes that fit me. You’re a real one.

Shadow: i also also wanna say thank you to tokoyami for having emo clothes that fit me. you’re a real one

Midooriya: Tsu has rlly cute shirts?? Tysm I love these??? I now have a very cute sweater with a small frog on it

M’lady: Iida and Koda have huge sweaters I’m very blessed on this day

Epic Gaymer: God idk WHOS sweater this is but I LOVE IT. It’s got different patches of color everywhere?? I’m living???

Tails: That was mine. I’m not super into it anymore

Rat: I have some stuff Mic doesn’t wear anymore and some of my stuff I forgot to put in there do you guys wanna look through them? They’ll be in my room so just come find me.

Epic Gaymer: YES

Goth gf: I won’t want any but I wanna see

Rat: Mic likes both colorful and punk stuff. I can promise you you’ll find something.

Rat: There’s a leather jacket come get it before someone else does

Horseradish: DIBS

Goth gf: THATS SO UNFAIR

Rat: First come first served

Rat: And the leather jacket goes to Tokoyami. Congrats.

Goth gf: HOW DID YOU GET THERE SO FAST

Teeth?: I WAS ALREADY ON HIS FLOOR I RAN SO FAST

Epic Gaymer: YALL THERES A HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND A COUPLE BUTTON UPS I JUST SNATCHED IM GONNA CRY

Goth gf: I now own a Metallica shirt and hoodie bc for some reason I never had one of either.

Rat: Wait I think there’s a hole in the sweatshirt. Do you still want it?

Goth gf: Absolutely!! It adds character plus it’s a Metallica shirt it’ll look natural

Rat: No the hole is in the hoodie pocket. The inside part.

Goth gf: I have just found it but I will learn to love it

Shadow: hey everyone before i go to bed i just want you all to know that tenya saved a sweatshirt of his for me. i now have the hit song sweatshirt by jacob sartorius stuck in my head because of this moment.

Goth gf: Oh yuck.

Goth gf: Yuck at the song not the sweatshirt thing that’s cute

Teeth?: You can’t be a goth anymore I’m sorry Shinsou but you have to leave

Shadow: guess ill go cry myself to sleep then :/

Sonic: Please just go to bed

Shadow: aizawa, he’s turning into mic. we’re just like you guys now please save us

Rat: Sorry kid I can’t help you. I’ll play in the arms of the angels for you.

Sonic: Shinsou are we no longer in love anymore?? Has the spark been lost?? Present Mic and Mr. Aizawa are as the kids call Couple Goals

Shadow: no mic and aizawa are gross I don’t wanna be them

Rat: WOW RUDE ONLY TENYAS WORDS ARE VALID NOW

Shadow: THATS SO UNSIVILISED OF YOU TO YELL IN CHAT

Rat: *UNCIVILIZED

Shadow: IM BEING BULLIED @presentemiku TELL AIZAWA TO STOP IT

Presente Miku: Hmmmm everything Tenya and Shota said was valid. I have to grade bye big smooches!!!!!

Epic Gaymer: Shinsou you just have to face the facts that you and Iida have Present Mic and Mr. Aizawa energy. It just be like that.

Billy Mays: Yeah we had to accept that we’re also mic and Aizawa, like he said, it just be like that

Shadow: you guys are NOT them. At all.

Epic Gaymer: You can’t tell us what to do. We kin them and you can’t stop us.

Sonic: You’re very lucky Mr. Aizawa isn’t looking in the chat anymore

 

Midooriya: Me, putting my sweet new clothes away: Hey Kacchan, do you think you could make sparklers instead of explosions?
Bkg: Makes sparkler
Bkg: :O
Me: :O

Rararasputin: THAYS ADORABLE ALDJD

Bakugay: I just wanna go to sleep stop exposing me >:(

Knuckles: Thank you for exposing him. I can hear him saying :O

Billy Mays: All you do is hang out with Midoriya what happened to the Bakusquad :(

Bakugay: We literally have outfits planned for next week what do you mean “what happened to the Bakusquad”

Epic Gaymer: Hey Bakugou why do you go to bed at 8:30?

Bakugay: Bc im tired now leave me alone I’m going to bed

Knuckles: Sweet dreams my explosive prince

Rararasputin: Wait what's tomorrow?? For spirit week??

Knuckles: Pajamas!!!

[Midooriya has changed their name to Memedoriya]

Memedoriya: IM GONNA WEAR THE FROG SHIRT I GOT FROM MY BESTIE!!!!!

Rat: PSA IF I SEE ANYONE IN BOOTY SHORTS YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE DORMS AND STAYING THERE THIS IS A FINAL WARNING

Slime Girl: midoriya i love your name!! also ocha i’m gonna need to borrow some sweats

Rararasputin: I gotchu ;)

 

Memedoriya: This day was a mistake Shinsou is sleeping he’s gonna sleep all day!!

Mama: We’ll wake him up if he falls asleep in class.

Memedoriya: Teamwork!

;): If I see someone wearing denim in any way shape or form I might kill a man today

Bakugay: I swear to God if someone is in sleep jeans they’re dead

;): We won’t let them get away mon ami✨

M’lady: @sonic @knuckles @slimegirl don’t let me fall asleep I’m so comfortable

Sonic: You won’t fall asleep on my watch, don’t worry. You or Ochako (who decided to bring a blanket)

Rararasputin: It’s comfy shut up

Sonic: I WASNT TRYING TO INSULT YOU!!!

Memedoriya: OCHAKO STOP TRYING TO MAKE IIDA LOOK LIKE HES BEING MEAN TO YOU!!! BULLYING!!

Rararasputin: >:3c

M’lady: IM CALLING THE POLICE

Rararasputin: Cawwing the powice

Horseradish: I don’t like this

Rararasputin: Todowoki

Rararasputin: THERES AN OWO IN HIS NAME AJDJSK

Memedoriya: Todo-WOKE-i

Sonic: Sometimes I regret learning how to read.

M’lady: I wish I was Jared, 19

Memedoriya: HEY MINE WAS CLEVER YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

Bakugay: Deku you idiot you buffoon you absolute FOOL

Memedoriya: Listen

Bakugay: DEKU LOOK AT YOUR FASHION CHOICE RIGHT NOW. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY

Memedoriya: ALL MIGHT’S SEEN MY BEDROOM HE ALREADY KNOWS IM A WEEB FOR HIM I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SUCK IT UP AND WEAR MY ALL MIGHT PANTS AND SHIRT

Bakugay: I’m disappointed.

Epic Gaymer: Kiri has Red Riot pajamas no ones allowed to be shamed in this house

Billy Mays:
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
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don’t shame Izuku and Kiri
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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Tails: Guys

Tails: I’m monky

Snipe Repellent: HE HAS MONKEY PAJAMAS MY OWN BF SKFJSKS

Tails: Hagakure be like: Twitter sounds

Tails: I’m just rlly happy about my pajamas rn sorry

Memedoriya: I LOVE THAT UR SO HAPPY U MADE A MEME AKFJWKS

Tails: I just!! Am so happy about my jammies!!! I’m monky!!!!!!

Tails: I’m gonna have something like this for meme day ;)

Rararasputin: I’m so excited to see what the teachers wear!! I heard that one of the teachers has a onesie

Memedoriya: I think it’s Lunch Rush. Well only know at lunch tho :/

Shadow: it is him. he gives out breakfast to kids who didn’t have enough time to get any but it’s oatmeal so you get what you pay for

Knuckles: I saw All Might livin it up in a T-shirt and sweatpants. The best way to go.

Slime Girl: being almost late has its advantages because i just saw aizawa in an anime shirt. i can’t tell what it is tho :/

Presente Miku: It’s actually a Put Your Hands Up Radio tshirt!! He gets all my shirts and he has one of the limited edition anime ones!!

Slime Girl: TAHTS SO GOOD I LOVE THAT

Rat: Mina get in the classroom you’re just giggling in the doorway

Slime Girl: SJJDEK SORRY

 

Epic Gaymer: Just heard someone snottily say “mental illness is all in your head” like where did you think it was???? My ass???

Billy Mays: Mental illness is stored in the balls

Knuckles: I feel like Sero is the only person who can say dead memes with validity

Epic Gaymer: I agree with this

Knuckles: Also that’s so funny to me idk why?? Like yeah where did you think it was????

Bakugay: Hnrghrngh colonel. My mental illness is stored in my ass, and the clap of my dummy stupid ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards hrnghhr

Slime Girl: WKFJSK BAKUGOU

Epic Gaymer: IM DUMMY STUPID ALFJWO

Memedoriya: Me: Hmm I just took a nice shower, washed my face a brushed my teeth, planned my outfit for tomorrow, I’m ready to check some messages and then go to bed

Memedoriya: This fly in my room: Time to go up Izuku’s nose

Knuckles: Why are we all so chaotic at night??

Memedoriya: Idk but I’m scared this flu is stuck in my nose and never went out and I’ll never know bc I haven’t seen the flu again

Billy Mays: That makes me think of that stupid thing where you eat an average of 8 spiders in your sleep a year. It’s a fake fact but I think about it a lot.

Memedoriya: That’s what I was thinking when it went up my nose!!! There’s so many flies going around :(

Slime Girl: speaking of bugs, did you guys know there’s butterflies migrating in california?? there’s just butterflies everywhere!!!

Epic Gaymer: Oh Yeah!! We had Koda in our group today and he told us about it and showed us pictures!

Knuckles: How did we go from being stupid to butterflies??

Memedoriya: Kacchan saying weird stuff summoned me and I had to tell you guys my fly problem

Knuckles: That’s right you snorted a fly

Memedoriya: I’m terribly scared I don’t know where it is. I’m gonna head to bed and see what happens in the morning

Epic Gaymer: Smart idea. See ya tomorrow Midoriya!

Memedoriya: Night friends!

Slime Girl: sweet dweams uwu

Billy Mays: Please just go to bed

Chapter Text

Rararasputin: GUYS

Memedoriya: OCHA ITS NOT THAT FUNNY

Rararasputin: YES IT IS

Knuckles: WHAT HAPPENED WHY ARE WE YELLING

Rararasputin: MIDORIYA WAS GONNA SING “it’s gonna be me” BUT HE SNEEZED AT THE END AND HE ENDED UP SAING “it’s gonna be maACHOO!”

Rararasputin: Also mido has the perfect sneeze?? He literally says “achoo”

Epic Gaymer: Remember when Momo sneezed the other day

Mama: Kaminari

Epic Gaymer: I SAT NEXT TO YOU WHENNIT HOPENEX IT WAS FUNNY

[Goth gf has changed their name to Jack Black]

Jack Black: What did you even type right now also DONT bully my gf!!! Both her and I will kill you if ur mean!!!!!

Epic Gaymer: Ok ONE I love ur name and TWO I SAID I WAS THERE!!! When it HAPPENED!!! AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!!!!

Knuckles: What are you guys TALKING about??

Rararasputin: Is this when Momo sneezed REALLY loud

Mama: I sneezed quietly but then very loudly, thank you very much.

Jack Black: She screamed

Mama: That’s another way to put it

Epic Gaymer: It was like a fine and cute little “achoo” but then there was like a SHOUT and then a chill choo at the end

Jack Black: Don't make FUN OF HER

Epic Gaymer: EXCUSE ME I LOVE YAOMOMO

Jack Black: Good uhm also???

Jack Black: Hey guys???

Jack Black: Hey??? Hey Guys??????

Jack Black: Aizawa Looks Like He Came Out Of The 90s Rn And I’m Scared

Memedoriya: You uttered his name I’m surprised he hasn’t shown up in chat yet

Knuckles: He’s been staying off of the chat to give us some privacy. He’s also been sticking to the “if you @ me it MUST be important” rule

Jack Black: I’m an idiot he grew up in the 90s ofc he's dressing up like he’s from the 90s bc he IS

Epic Gaymer: Aizawa is grunge 90s and Present Mic is the bright colors 90s

Jack Black: Grunge/Ugly 90s fashion solidarity

Epic Gaymer: ITS NOT UGLY

Rat: I’m sorry, I have to break my @ rule to correct you guys. Mic is punk 90s but also ugly bright colors 90s. He has hot pink, blue and yellow pants but also a leather jacket and boots with spikes on them.

Jack Black: NO WAY IM SCREAMING

Jack Black: WAIT DOES HE HAVE DOC MARTENS

Epic Gaymer: THE DUALITY OF A MAN

Rat: We both do. I wanted to wear the black ones but his outfit “calls for the black ones” so I’m stuck with the red ones.

Jack Black: CALL AN AMBULENCE IMIFIDKSJFRJSKFJS

Knuckles: BAKUGOU IS LOOKING ST THE CHAT AND I CAN SEE HIM FROM ACROSS THE ROOM HE LOOKS SO STRESSED OUT OVER THIS

Rat: Why are you guys surprised by this. He wears glasses indoors like it’s his job. And if it was, we could retire.

Jack Black: If i could get paid to wear sunglasses indoors I wo

Jack Black: MINA AND AOUYAMA ARE DISCO IM LEAVING IM LEAVING

Epic Gaymer: MY OWN BOYFRINF IS WEARING TIE DYE HOW DID BAKUGOU NOT TRASH THAT

Billy Mays: BC I WAS BEING ANNOYING ABOUT KEEPING IT SKFJSK I SAID I COULD MAKE IT WORK

Epic Gaymer: GOD NO WONDER PEOPLE THINK YOURE A STONER

Memedoriya: Speaking of boyfriends uh where’s mine?? Where’s my 50s bf????

Bakugay: NO YOU DID NOT

Memedoriya: NO WAY DID YOU AND KIRI ALSO GO AS 50s BFS??

Bakugay: WERE TEEN BEACH MOVIE HES SURFER IM BIKER

Memedoriya: WLFJSPDJS IM SURFER TODOROKI IS BIKER OH MY GOD

Bakugay: YOURE UNBELIEVABLE

Snipe Repellent: EVERYBODY SHUT UP IIDA IS STEAMPUNK

Shadow: he got parts of the costume from his girlfriend hatsume mei

Sonic: Shinsou please stop calling her my girlfriend

Shadow: idk man kinda sus

Memedoriya: Why?? Are you calling her his girlfriend???

Shadow: i’m just yanking his chain bc it’s funny

Rararasputin: Why do you bully your boyfriend?

Shadow: hey i bully everyone. also did you not hear about tenya and me?

Rararasputin: OK true. And no I didn’t. Something bad happen? Everything alright?

Shadow: yeah it’s all good. we realized we were really just hanging out and not dating so we fell off the dating train.

Shadow: we’re gucci, it just didn’t feel like we were boyfriends. we are now the 5th and 6th wheels of the izucrew.

Sonic: Agreed! I deeply care about all my friends, and now that includes Shinsou. There’s no hard feelings anywhere.

Rararasputin: That’s actually kinda sweet. I’m happy you guys are doing well :D <3

Rararasputin: OFF TOPIC BUT
TOKOYAMI ARE YOU JUST WEARING ALL EARLY 2000s GOTH STUFF

Teeth?: I’m coming to school dressed like the scene kid I so desperately wanted to be in middle school. I’m very aware of how ridiculous I look

Teeth?: This a real P!ATD shirt I got from a concert

Shadow: god i wish that were me

Sonic: I need to start announcements PLEASE put your phones away!

 

Memedoriya: Not to be an All Might Stan everyday on main all the time but,,, you GUYS

Memedoriya: He's Got Tie Dye And Circle Glasses

Memedoriya: If I have a heart attack this week you guys know why

Memedoriya: HES HOLDING A JACKET THAT HAS TASSELS AAAAAA

Rararasputin: Not to interrupt but I just saw Kaminari taking a video of himself, and a bunch of other guys and there was dialogue that went like
Kami: where are we going?
Boys in unison and bummed out: to the principal's office
Kami: What day is it?
Boys but kinda excited: penis inspection day!
Kami: Wooo!!!

Sonic: Were they really going to the principal's office?! What happened?!

Epic Gaymer: I wasn’t even going in that direction, dw. Just a funny meme.

Jack Black: Kaminari the other day in the hallway as a LOT of people are passing by: It’s called hentai and it is ART!

Epic Gaymer: I’m… I’m not proud of that one

Mama: Kaminari once asked me if I grew my boobs myself and it made me laugh so hard I didn’t have the heart to get mad at him

Jack Black: KAMINARI!!!!

Bakugay: KAMINNA R I

Epic Gaymer: WIFHWOE WHAT

Bakugay: YOU CANT JUST SAY SHIT LIKE THAT

Mama: Do you ever think before you speak, Kaminari?

Epic Gaymer: I can’t read that text sorry

Mama: Kaminari.

Epic Gaymer: Yaomomo I love you and you know this

Mama: Kaminari, I love you too, but…

Epic Gaymer: YAOMOMO!!!

Mama: I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!

Jack Black: Watching you two idiots giggling across the lunch room is so funny why are you like this

Knuckles: Because Kami is too scared to say it, and I have Boyfriend Rights™️, Bakugou started choking on his food from laughing

Bakugay: Hey uh just a suggestion could you uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh shut the fuck up??

Knuckles: Nope eat your noobles

Bakugay: >:(

Knuckles: WHY CAN'T YOU USE EMOJIS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

Bakugay: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY

 

Memedoriya: Hey guys so Mirio just texted me very vague things on what he’s gonna be tomorrow for meme day I’m scared I just wanna do my math :(

Billy Mays: It’s probably gonna be a video game reference

Memedoriya: I want him to go as Lucas from Mother 3 but he could go as the Fallout dude

Memedoriya: What are you going as Sero?

Billy Mays: Phil Swift

Knuckles: Two legends in one line of code

Knuckles: idk if that’s correct but you know what I mean

Billy Mays: Are you going as Knuckles?

Knuckles: No I’m wearing a shark jacket. I’m baby shark!!

Memedoriya: Kiri be like “I’m baby”

Knuckles: ALFUSOF

Knuckles: What are you going as, Midoriya?

Memedoriya: Number 15

Knuckles: foot lettuce??

Billy Mays: ARE YOU BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

Memedoriya: AKSKSRKF YEAH

Bakugay: That’s stupid

Memedoriya: At least I’m not throwing cheese at people

Bakugay: DONT SPOIL IT WHAT THE FUCK DEKU

Memedoriya: That’s a dead meme Kacchan!! @rararasuptin are you going as Kirby like we discussed

[Rararasputin has changed their name to Hachachacha]

Hachachacha: I did!! To be honest, I wanted to do my makeup, but then I realized I already look like Kirby when I put my hair out of my face

Bakugay: @Hachachacha, what’s the radius of your face? Hint: your nose is the center

Hachachacha: I HATE YOU THATS A GOOD JOKE

 

Hachachacha: I walked into class and all I see is Mido, Iida, and Todoroki laughing their asses off what’s happening????

Shadow: they’re trying to say your screen name and failing to. this is hilarious.

Hachachacha: Makes sense

Hachachacha: Wait, @slimegirl if I’m going as Kirby, what are you going as? You never told me

Slime Girl: it’s a surprise

Billy Mays: I saw you this morning and I have no idea why you would had all those clothes with you

Slime Girl: bc i’m cool

Hachachacha: @rat are you dressed as a cat?? Also why are you here so early???? Also also what are you doing on the floor??????

Rat: I’m trying to make a playlist of meme songs. I’m very angry right now though because Present Mic just sent me one he already made. Also I’m bongo cat. My bongos are under my desk.

Hachachacha: IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THAT!!

Slime Girl: THATS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO MAKE SURE BIG POPPA IS ON THE PKAYLIST

Rat: It starts with that song, don’t worry.

Slime Girl: coochie sweater coochie sweater coochie sweater coochie sweater coochie sweater coochie sweater coochie sweater coochie sweater

Rat: I’ll be honest, I want to play this song just as much as you guys, it’s strangely good, but it’s so explicit and I don’t want it playing out loud or to get fired, so I have to take it out of the playlist

Slime Girl: this is the worst day ever

Billy Mays: F in the chat for Mina

Rat: If it makes you feel any better, there’s a few Miley Cyrus songs

Slime Girl: Play Them For Me Please

Billy Mays: I take it back no F’s please

Hachachacha: MINA ARE YOU A VSCO GIRL

Slime Girl: APWUGIJE YEAH

Slime Girl: kaminari and jirou are going as an e boy and e girl so they’re taking forever to get ready. seriously thinking of walking to class alone :/

Tails: I’m on my way out, just gotta grab my cup of oatmeal and we can walk together

Slime Girl: Oatmeal Boy

Tails: Wh I just like oatmeal and it’s easy to make why am I being bullied

Slime Girl: WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS???

Tails: :D I’m Monkey!!!!!!

Slime Girl: VALID

Snipe Repellent: VALID ILY

Epic Gaymer: Eyeliner is weird I don’t like it

Jack Black: I TOLD YOU TO WASH IT OFF IT YOU DONT LIKE IT

Epic Gaymer: NO I HAVE TO LOOKGOOD also ty Jirou it’s v cute eye makeup you did on us

Jack Black: Thanks

Shadow: hey uh tokoyami what are you???

Teeth?: Look here guys. There’s a bird he knows what’s good

Shadow: OH

Shadow: tenya i assume you’re dressed as sonic?

Sonic: I had no other choice. Finally, this horrid gag gift came in handy.

Rat: You’re welcome. I’ll send a picture of you in it to Tensei. He’ll be proud.

Sonic: I’m being bullied by my own teacher

Rat: Whatever. Class is starting, put your phone’s down.

Rat: Also, take the mannequin head out of your sweatshirt

Snipe Repellent: :/ ok

 

Billy Mays: MINA STOP SAYING SKSKSKS IM SERIOUS

Slime Girl: MAKE ME, BITCH

Memedoriya: Guys!!! Mirio is the Fallout guy!! I called it!!

Shadow: and tamaki is sasuke. it’d be illegal if he went as anything else

Tails: Bakugou has thrown so much cheese today HOW DOES HE HAVE THIS MYCH CHEESE

Knuckles: It’s a mystery

Tails: You’re his supplier

Knuckles: WH

Knuckles: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA FROM

Tails: I see you across the lunch room. You and Sero are behind this

Billy Mays: I’m the one who told Bakugou he was gonna smell gross if he brought Velveeta singles to school and look who didn’t listen to me

Bakugay: I DONT SMELL GROSS

Knuckles: You’re hands are gross how many times have you had to wash your hands

Bakugay: I’m not telling

Knuckles: YOURE PHONE HAS SO MUCH CHEESE STUFF ON IT ITS SO BLURRY ASIFJDK

Bakugay: SHUT UP

Billy Mays: I TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA BE GROSS

Bakugay: STFU YOU POO POO PANTS MOTHERFUCKER

Billy Mays: IM CACKLING AAAAKDFJDK

Memedoriya: How have we NOT talked about Y’all Might

Hachachacha: He’s really rocking those cowboy boots. Very fashion forward.

Slime Girl: HE SAID MLADY AND TIPPED HIS HAT TO ME TODAY I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. HOW IS ALL MIGHT THIS GOOD :,)

Horseradish: Could have been Midoriya’s mom but he playin

Memedoriya: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

Horseradish: Tsu is an evil one

M’lady: I taught him when to say it but I didn’t think he’d bring up your MOM

Memedoriya: Alright 1) DONT TALK ABOUT ALL MIGHT AND MY MOM IN THE CLASS CHAT 2) I read my name as Weedoriya and I don’t know why

[M’lady has changed Memedoriya’s name to Weedoriya]

Weedoriya: Wow good joke guys this is real funny haha funny weed joke

M’lady: I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am I’m getting weird looks in the bathroom

Tails: What’s with the Midoriya’s mom and All Might thing??

Weedoriya: NOTHING JUST DROP IT