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"I should probably get going now," Jungkook said one hour before the clock hits midnight. 

Changkyun nodded and rubbed his eyes, face now rid of makeup since he had cleaned up with Jungkook the moment they got back to the Monsta X dorm. Well, all Jungkook did was clean his face because he was enjoying his time in the dress a bit more than anticipated, and he didn’t want to part ways just yet.

"I'll walk you to the door," Changkyun said.

He gently placed his laptop on the free space next to him on the sofa and stood up with Jungkook. The younger grabbed his backpack -the one where he had his regular clothes stored in- and grabbed his phone from where it was charging with Hyunwoo's charger next to the tv.

"Go straight home," Changkyun said sternly once they got to the front door. "And don't do anything stupid."

Jungkook scoffed and looked away from his hyung. "I wouldn't do anything stupid," he said. "That was in the past. I'm a brand new person. I've matured."

Changkyun laughed sarcastically. "I don't even think you believed yourself when you said that." 

Jungkook pouted. "I'll see you later," he mumbled. 

"Take care, Jungkook-ah," Changkyun said and then closed the door. 

Jungkook gripped onto the straps of his backpack and made his way down the hallway towards the elevator. 

When he stepped outside the apartment complex, he noticed a skateboard mixed in with a few bikes that were chained to a bike rack. 

He thought back to the multiple Tony Hawk compilations he watched with Changkyun right before he had to leave. 

Jungkook looked around, and noticed he was alone. He quickly picked up the skateboard and rushed off to the skate park a few blocks away. 

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Seokjin & The 6 Memes 

Belieber4life

Is anybody awake? 

Please answer 

 

SugaTheGrouch

You know I'm always up at this time what's up 

You home yet? 

I didn't hear you come in 

 

Belieber4life

Um....no 

I need your help tho 

Don't tell Seokjin-hyung please 

Let him read the convo and find out himself

 

SugaTheGrouch

Alright what do you need me to help with

 

Belieber4life

Okay don't panic alright 

But I need you to take me to a clinic 

I fucked up and am in need of medical attention

 

SugaTheGrouch

Jungkook what 

Wtf

 

Belieber4life

I can't stutter through text hyung how can you misunderstand me 

 

SugaTheGrouch

Tell me you're joking 

 

Belieber4life

Oh buddy I wish I was 

 

SugaTheGrouch 

What the hell happened 

 

Belieber4life

Okay so it started earlier after Yugyeom and Changkyun decided that 2 full course meals and a rollex watch was enough scamming 

We went back to Changkyun's dorm and decided to watch some compilation videos 

We came across Tony Hawk tricks 

 

SugaTheGrouch

Oh no 

 

Belieber4life 

Oh yes 

Yugyeom left and we kept watching a shit ton of skateboarding compilations but I really wanted to try Tony's tricks 

So I left Changkyun's dorm and found a skateboard outside his building and I took it 

My dumbass thought that with my young body and determined mindset I'd be able to accomplish a Tony trick 

Turns out having a young body and determined mindset didn't help me at all 

I rode down some stairs and my ankle is now fucked up and my knees are bleeding a lot and so are my palms

I don't think it's that serious but I want to get my wounds dissinfected 

Or just make sure I didn't permanently fuck up my career 

I would have called Changkyun or Yugyeom but it's late and I doubt they're awake 

 

SugaTheGrouch

You better wish hyung isn't in the mood for reading missed conversations otherwise you're dead 

Where are you rn I'm coming to get you 

 

Belieber4life

uwu hyung I knew I could count on you 

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"You're lucky you're young," said the nurse as she patched up the now dissinfected wound on Jungkook's right knee. "You didn't hurt yourself too badly. Just a twisted ankle and a few scrapes that are all taken care of now. I suggest you try not to walk on your hurt ankle for a few days, and ice it every now and then," she explained kindly.

"You're lucky we're on break," muttured Yoongi from his spot on the chair next to the medical bed Jungkook was sitting on.

"I'll heal up just in time for schedules," Jungkook assured easily. "Don't worry, hyung."

Yoongi sighed and slumped in his seat. "I can't help but worry when it's you that's doing unwise decisions." Yoongi finally looked the maknae up and down, taking in what he was wearing. "Jungkook, why are you still wearing a dress?"

"You can stop judging me now, hyung. It ain't cute." 

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Seokjin & The 6 Memes 

KylieJennerWho?

Jungkook you son of a bitch 

Why IN THE HELL would you try to do Tony tricks when you know you can't use a skateboard for SHIT 

Are you an idiot?

Do you have a death wish?

Because that's what it's looking like to me you little asshole

Stop putting your life at risk or I'll end it with my own two hands 

 

HOBIHOBI

I don't know if that was supposed to be rude or caring 

 

CrabKing

I thought I was the king of being passive aggressive but I guess Seokjin-hyung is doing a really good job at trying to take my title

 

KylieJennerWho?

You better fuck off before I get the sudden urge to infertile my group mates

 

TaeTae 

Isn't that what you've done to all of us already 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Kim Taehyung istg you better stop talking or I'm going to end you 

 

Jiminie

We're a package deal so you either kill us both or none 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Guess BTS will have 2 less vocals 

Maybe I'll finally get the lines I've wanted for so long

AND WHERE IS THAT ADORABLE TWAT HIDING JEON JUNGKOOK TEXT BACK DAMMIT

 

Belieber4life

I just woke up give me the time to take in reality

And yeah I guess you can say I'm in the middle of my emo rebellious stage where I constantly endanger my life just for the hell of it because life is short and I want to enjoy it while it lasts 

Sue me hyung 

But yeah don't worry I'm fine 

Yoongi-hyung took me to the doctor and they patched me up real good 

Although I won't be able to walk around much cuz of my ankle but that's what I get 

 

KylieJennerWho?

I hate you but I’m glad you're okay 

Now that that's over 

How is everyone this fine morning 

 

HOBIHOBI

I'm glad you asked because I couldn't keep this to myself anymore 

I woke up and Jimin and Tae we're making out on my bed, right next to my face 

It was kinda hot so I'm not complaining but like...it took me off guard and I wanted y'all to know 

 

Jimin

;) glad you enjoyed the little show 

COMPLETELY unintentional

 

Belieber4life

Yeah because you and Taehyung don’t have your own rooms huh

One floor beneath Hoseok-hyung’s bedroom

Where you can privately make out in

What a shame 

 

SugaTheGrouch

Those two have no shame I'm sort of amazed 

 

CrabKing

I'm more amazed at the fact that Tae and Jiminie have been dating for a total of nearly 3 weeks and their sex life is super active

Like usually couples wait a bit before trusting each other with their most vulnerable state yet here they are getting caught having sex anywhere in the house 

 

Jiminie 

You guys seem to forget Tae and I are soulmates and have been since we befriended each other years ago

We've trusted each other for so long now it isn't anything new

What is new is getting dick whenever we please but that's a good thing 

 

TaeTae

Also our relationship started with sex and I'm sure as hell going to keep that aspect in the relationship until my dick falls off or stops functioning 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Ah the wonders of physical intimacy

 

HOBIHOBI

And emotional attachment

 

SugaTheGrouch

Because those are the greatest things you can get out of life right 

 

Jiminie

I'm 98% sure you said that sarcastically but I'll pretend it wasn't just for the sake of keeping out negativity from this chat 

 

HOBIHOBI

That's gonna be impossible 

Yoongi-hyung radiates negativity half the time 

 

CrabKing 

And the other half is all gummy smiles and adorable sweater paws 

 

Belieber4life 

(●♡∀♡) 

Joonie-hyung sees it too!!!

 

SugaTheGrouch

Awe thanks guys 

 

CrabKing 

You're welcome baby 

 

SugaTheGrouch

W

Wow 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Did we just experience Yoongi get so flustered he stuttered through text?

Yes, yes we did 

 

Belieber4life 

You don't know what it feels like to be called baby by Joonie-hyung 

Don't worry Yoongi-hyung, I understand your flusteredness

 

SugaTheGrouch

(*゚ー゚)ゞ

 

Jiminie

I wonder who would top between Namgi 

Cuz i feel like they're strong switches, but at the same time Yoongi looks like a power bottom 

 

Belieber4life

Wtf hyung shut up

 

Jiminie 

Put a dick in my mouth and we'll see 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Be less gross you twink ass looking ass bitch

 

Jiminie 

Funny coming from the guy that moans like a bimbo porn actress from America

 

KylieJennerWho? has removed Jiminie from the chat

 

KylieJennerWho?

It's that time of year again where we removed the toxic people from our lives 

 

HOBIHOBI

LMAO hyung you’re so petty 

 

SugaTheGrouch has added Jiminie to the chat

 

SugaTheGrouch

Jiminie's not wrong though 

My room is right next to yours hyung 

The walls are thin

I hear everything 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Don't make me kick you out too, bitch 

 

HOBIHOBI

Don't you just love it when we make it our job to expose each other? 

 

CrabKing 

If we're going to expose each other, I have a few things I'd like to put out in the open 

 

HOBIHOBI

Joonie 

Baby 

Remember how I'm your favorite? 

 

CrabKing 

Really? I thought it was Jimin 

 

Jiminie 

:)

ILY hyung 

 

KylieJennerWho?

I'm just saying, I've been working out recently and with the slightest slip one of my band members won't be able to get it up anymore 

 

CrabKing 

Chill hyung I wasn't targeting you 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Good

 

CrabKing 

But reverse psychology works great so here's the tea on Seokjin-hyung 

 

KylieJennerWho?

NAMJOON YOU CUTE PIECE OF SHIT WHERE ARE YOU I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON 

 

CrabKing 

Lol good luck trying to find me 

Anyway 

So Taehyung had lent his iPad to Seokjin-hyung for something and hyung never gave it back 

Tae didn't want to ask hyung for it because he's been busy and didn't want to distract him, bless our Taehyungie's soul but he also didn't want to go into hyungs room because he's scared of what hyung would do if he found out 

So we played rock paper scissors, I lost, and I had to look for his iPad in hyung's room 

And get this

Hyung is hiding a huge stash of hentai under his bed 

 

TaeTae

NAMJOON-HYUNG WTF SEOKJIN WILL KILL US BOTH 

 

SugaTheGrouch

Ohmygod WHAT 

 

Jiminie 

I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS FROM SEOKJIN-HYUNG 

JUNGKOOKIE YEAH BUT NOT SEOKJIN-HYUNG 

 

HOBIHOBI

THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY YOU PERV

 

KylieJennerWho?

Okay wait hold on 

It would make sense if you'd have said 'American homoerotic magazines' or 'sex toy collection' because I definitely have those things 

But I definitely don't have hentai magazines 

I watch it sure but I don't read it 

The sounds do it for me, not the pictures 

 

HOBIHOBI

Same

 

CrabKing 

Wait what 

Really? 

 

KylieJennerWho? 

Yeah really 

Hentai isn't for me if it isn't in video format 

 

CrabKing 

Then who's magazines were in your room? 

 

Jiminie 

Jungkookie has been reaaaalllyy quiet

 

TaeTae 

He's probably taking a shit 

 

HOBIHOBI

Nah he still answers us when he goes pooping 

He sends us selfies remember 

To show off how good he looks while taking a dump 

 

TaeTae 

Oh yeah true true 

GUYS 

I WALKED OUT OF MY ROOM AND JUNGKOOK IS WOBBLING DOWN THE STAIRS WITH THE STASH OF HENTAI 

I THINK HE'S TRYING TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE 

 

SugaTheGrouch

Are you hiding?

 

TaeTae

YEAH I DON'T WANT TO EXPOSE MYSELF 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Hold him down and don't let go I'm almost home 

I'm gonna teach that cutie pie a lesson for using me to hide his shame 

 

TaeTae

ON IT 

I NEED BACKUP HE MAY BE HOPPING AROUND ON ONE LEG BUT HE'S STILL A STRONG MAKNAE

 

Jiminie 

I'll be right there let me just wash off my morning face mask 

 

CrabKing 

Hyung is Jungkookie in big trouble 

 

KylieJennerWho? 

Semi

 

HOBIHOBI

You're hot when you're dominant you know that? 

 

KylieJennerWho?

No homo?

 

HOBIHOBI

Pro homo

 

KylieJennerWho?

Lol k

 

SugaTheGrouch

Ouch 

I just got flashbacks to when I was friendzoned in highschool 

 

HOBIHOBI

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