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Proud 'Bama Momma
@mandy_qt
jesus lord save me i just clicked on @voxklyntar’s profile picture i’m going to have nightmares for YEARS AND YEARS AND YE 3:09 PM - 5 October 2018 2 3


Venom
@voxklyntar

Replying to @mandy_qt
oh no she died. 3:11 PM - 5 October 2018 144 301


Eddie
@TheBrockReport

Replying to @mandy_qt
we can't all be physiotypical, KAREN. 3:11 PM - 5 October 2018 144 301

bigboytrashmemes
oh god you guys eddie brock defends venom the same way john mulaney defends annamarie tendler this is KEEPING ME ALIVE
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The New Frontier #MAGA
@dundundunJEFF
.@voxklyntar okay but if that isn't CGI, why the fuck does anyone need so many TEETH 6:32 PM - 15 October 2018 14 51


Venom
@voxklyntar

Replying to @dundundunJEFF
all the better to eat you with, you little neo-fascist prick 11:04 PM - 15 October 2018 914 4,556


scientists hate this local brooklyner
@petey_boi

Replying to @voxklyntar
This Just In: VENOM VORES NAZIS
11:09 PM - 15 October 2018 332 1,051


I Am Iron Man
@tonystark

Replying to @petey_boi
well, good for him.
11:09 PM - 15 October 2018 4,039 11,477

 

 

WEEEE AAAAARE THE CHAAAAAMPIONS!!!

Today, 11:07 AM nedderstark, petey_boi, call_me_mj and 4 others
call_me_mj
hey @petey_boi, now that IRON MAN RETWEETED YOU, how does it feel to have peaked at 15? to know NOTHING you do will ever top this moment in your life?

pete?

peter are you crying?

peter i can see you under the bleachers ARE YOU CRYING.

nedderstark
he’s sensitive, mj.

flash-grenade
oh my god you're all losers.

 

 


Jake Tapper
@jaketapperCNN
Are we never going to talk about the fact that no one has actually SEEN Venom.
11:42 AM - 23 October 2018 42 177


that screechy lady on TBS
@SamBee
.@jaketapper my current hypothesis is that it's actually just an elaborate scam Eddie Brock’s running so he can say whatever the heck he wants and get away with it.
1:12 PM - 23 October 2018 32 78


Eddie
@TheBrockReport
.@SamBee if i wanted to say fuck on tv, Sam, i’d say fuck on tv. 3:29 PM - 23 October 2018 704 1,199


Eddie
@TheBrockReport

also, venom says fuck you. 3:32 PM - 23 October 2018 92 328


Venom
@voxklyntar

Replying to @SamBee
i exist, Samantha. 4:12 PM - 23 October 2018 91 386


AC360
@AndersonCooper
Sorry, @voxklyntar, I’m with @jaketapperCNN on this one. Does a tree fall in the woods, if no one's there to hear it? Do you really exist, if no one has ever seen you? 5:03 PM - 23 October 2018 14 37


HRH King T'Challa
@rulerofwakanda

.@AndersonCooper I have. 5:03 PM - 23 October 2018 3,004 9,130


scientists hate this local brooklyner
@petey_boi

Replying to @rulerofwakanda
PLEASE YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS MR TCHALLA SIR YOU HAVE TO TELL US IS HIS FACE REALLY LIKE THAT IS HIS VOICE DEEP AND BEAUTIFUL PLS SIR YOU HAVE TO TELL US 5:15 PM - 23 October 2018 112 478


I met Venom once
@rulerofwakanda

.@petey_boi No. I don't have to. 7:03 PM - 23 October 2018 889 17,905

bigboytrashmemes
the devil works hard but you thirsty bitches work harder.
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I ALSO MET VENOM ONCE
@PrincessShuriOfficial
.@petey_boi HIS VOICE WAS SO SCARY AND SO BEAUTIFUL I CRIED 7:19 PM - 23 October 2018 7,001 43,995


WEEEE AAAAARE THE CHAAAAAMPIONS!!!

Today, 11:07 AM nedderstark, petey_boi, call_me_mj and 4 others
petey_boi
HAAAAAA HAAAA PRINCESS SHURI REPLIED TO ME SUCK ON IT @call_me_mj
call_me_mj
one of these days, i’m going to choke you in your sleep.
nedderstark
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW HOW YOU TWO GET OFF OH MY god-
call_me_mj
EW GROSS NED
petey_boi
yeah! ew! uh. flash-grenade
i hate this fucking group.