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Monopoly Is A Bad Game

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Maybe it’s best
Not to play the Monopoly
With your new human ‘girlfriend’,
Or matesprit,
As you’d so prefer,
Because you’ve past GO
About 20 times now
And all with no end in sight
As she’s amassed an army
Of little green (how charming) houses.

You though?
You are a pauper here
As you are with sarcasm
And you’re not sure
That it’s worth the effort to learn
The game with the little dog
And shoe
And iron, not in the fire.
Monopoly’s a travesty
And you are too.

Maybe it’s best
We not play the Monopoly,
Rose.