"Hello, Mr. Lee. I am Dr. Evil, your academic advisor. This is only a temporary situation until I begin my plan to take over the world, so sit down. Now, what is it that you want?"
"I would like to change my major."
"But it's world domination."
"But everyone majors in world domination."
"I know. However, I think I would enjoy another area of study. Perhaps dentistry, or something with needles."
"That's absurd. How do you expect to get into evil medical school if you don't even know basic world domination theory? Throw me a frickin' bone here!"
"I have been looking in the classifieds, and I have reason to believe that there are more opportunities for evil dentists. In addition, I have a fondness for screaming."
"Hmmm. Well, that's a good sign, at least. You may yet be useful. I will have to bring this up with the dean, of course. Farewell, Mr. Lee. I hope, for your sake, we do not meet again."