Tsumu added AkaAAAaaaAshIiii and 18 Others to Second Years.
Samu: What the fuck is this Tsumu...
Tsumu: It’s a group chat for all the second years obviously
Tsumu: I thought it would be cool as the setters, aces, captains, future captains, team moms and Liberos have group chats.
BRO NOYA: This isn’t all the Second Years!!!
Tsumu: then add them |(￣3￣)|
BRO NOYA added Futakuchi and 4 Others to Second Years.
Futakuchi: why the fuck am I here
Futakuchi: I was kinda busy with Daishou
Sssseguro: please don’t tell us about what you do with my captain while you’re alone
Akama: yeah I respect Daishou-san so I don’t particularly wanna know what he does in his free time with his boyfriend.
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I don’t know half of these people...
Yuuji: Hey! Why isn’t the rest of my team here!?!?
Yahaba: trust me one of you is enough
Future Team Mom: not all of date tech is here as well
Futakuchi: Aone doesn’t have an account soooo
Shirabooboo: I just noticed Yahaba is in here and now I want to leave even more than what I already did.
Yahaba: the feeling is mutual but I’m not that pathetic (-｡-;
Watari: Oikawa-san is rubbing off on you
Kyoutani: you use those stupid emojis like him
Taichi: damn even your own boyfriend is sassing you
Yahaba: says the guy who doesn’t have a boyfriend because he’s too busy pinning over a taken guy
Komori Motoya: why don’t we stop being mean to each other and all introduce ourselves?
Future Team Mom: I think that’s best.
Future Team Mom: we should do it in teams and Atsumu should start since he made the chat.
Tsumu: Of course I’m first. Best always goes first
Samu: if that was the case you definitely wouldn’t go first
Tsumu: Shut up!!!!!
Tsumu: Anyway, I’m Miya Atsumu. Setter and number 7 from Inarizaki and surprisingly I’m dating Sakusa. I’m also the best setter so (*'ω'*)
Kyoutani: fucking hell it’s another Oikawa..
Suna: My user name tells you my name so I’m not gonna bother re-typing it.
Ginjima: I still don’t get how you’re dating Kita-san
Suna: and I’m number 10 and middle blocker. Unfortunately I’m on the same team as Atsumu.
Osamu: I’m the less annoying Miya twin. Feel lucky that you don’t have to live with Tsumu
Ginjima: I’m Ginjima and I’m probably never gonna answer because I’m bad at replying to messages.
Kosaku: hi, I’m Kosaku and I’m usually forgotten about so don’t worry if you forget about me.
Futakuchi: Damn that’s kinda sad
Futakuchi: I’m just gonna quickly introduce myself so I can get back to Daishou
Futakuchi: I’m Futakuchi and I’m currently the captain of date tech as our previous captain decided to focus on studying.
Shirabooboo: I’m Shirabu from Shiratorizawa and I’m the current setter of the team
Yahaba: Oikawa-san is still disappointed that you replaced Semi
Watari: yeah, Oikawa-san always said that Semi was fun and interesting and wasn’t always easy to predict.
Taichi: before you guys kill each other I’ll introduce myself. I’m Kawanishi Taichi and I’m on the same team as Shirabu.
Shirabooboo: He also has an endless supply of pictures of Semi.
BRO NOYA: isn’t Semi dating Tendou???????
Shirabooboo: yeah, Semi-san is dating Tendou and everyone on our team knows about Kawanishi’s crush except Semi-san.
Narita: Damn poor Kawanishi...
let’s lighten the mood a bit!!!
Yuuji: I’m Terushima Yuuji!!! The current captain of Jozenji!
Watari: it’s like I can hear that reply
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: the amount of exclamation points used gives me flashbacks to Bokuto-san..
Kinoshita: I’m assuming your name came from him too?
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: you would be correct about that one.
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: I’m Akaashi Keiji from Fukurodani.
Sssseguro: I’m Seguro from Nohbei
BRO TORA: fuckin’ snakes...
Akama: well that’s a little rude.
Akama: I’m Akama, I’m also from Nohbei!
Tsumu: I think the Itachiyama boys should introduce themselves next.
BRO TANAKA: well obviously you would want your boyfriend to introduce himself next
BRO NOYA: yeah! I bet you two have already done the dirty!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi: ...Who’s dirty?
Tsumu: fuckin’ hell Samu!!!!
Tsumu: don’t say shit like that or he will try to fuck me with 5 condoms on again!
BRO TORA: Ha! He tried to do that!!
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I like to be safe.
Tsumu: ...too fuckin’ safe..
Tsumu: just introduce yourself.
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I’m the ace from Itachiyama, Sakusa Kiyoomi.
Komori Motoya: I’m Komori! I apologise in advance if Sakusa’s bluntness offends you!!
Tsumu changed Komori Motoya’s name to Sakusa’s Mom.
Sakusa’s Mom: wow! Okay then (＞人＜;)
BRO TORA: I’M YAMAMOTO FROM NEKOMA AND I’M THE ACE DESPITE LEV THINKING HE IS!!
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: that also reminds me of Bokuto-san.
Silent Cat: I’m Fukunaga and I’m glad Lev isn’t here to see that message.
ApplePi: so am I.
ApplePi: I’m Kenma.
Narita: such enthusiasm.
Yahaba: I’m Yahaba from Seijoh.
Watari: well that was kinda dull.
Watari: I’m Watari and I hope we can all become friends!
Kyoutani: he already said my name so I’m not fucking saying it again.
Suna: the last ones to introduce themselves is the Karasuno boys right?
BRO NOYA: YOU SAVED THE BEST!!!!
BRO TANAKA: TO LAST!!!!
Future Team Mom: I’m Ennoshita. I’m sorry for those two in general.
Kinoshita: I’m Kinoshita...and we are all sorry for those two.
Narita: I’m Narita!
BRO TANAKA: I’m kinda offended.
BRO TANAKA: BUT
BRO TANAKA: I’m Tanaka and Suga-san said that I’m great.
Silent Cat: that’s because he’s your mom.
BRO NOYA: I’M NOYA AND SUGA-SAN ALSO SAID I’M GREAT!!!!
Silent Cat: my point still stands.
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: ....I’m already hating this chat.
Samu: why did you do this Tsumu....
Samu: ....I hate you so much.
Tsumu: it’s good that I don’t care.
I’m gonna try to update as much as possible but I will update at least once a week.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Group Chat: Second Years
BRO NOYA: guys
BRO NOYA: we need to talk relationships
Silent Cat: maybe because he wants to be in everyone’s business.
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: I’m living for the sass that Fukunaga has over chat.
ApplePi: I mean I like Fukunaga in general because he can never get on my nerves since he’s always so silent.
Silent Cat: I feel honoured to have Kozume Kenma like me
BRO TORA: I thought Kenma only liked Kuroo tbh
ApplePi: I also don’t mind Kuguri
BRO TORA: HIW CAN YOU NOT MIND A FUCKING SNAKE BUT THEN BE ANNOYED BY THE REST OF US!!?!??
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: also I think you have literally just answered your own question.
ApplePi: he has
Akama: I mean Kuguri is pretty calm and silent so it honestly doesn’t surprise me that you don’t mind him.
ApplePi: I also don’t mind Daishou but y’know
Futakuchi: I knew you didn’t mind me.
Watari: why do you have Futakuchi’s phone
Futakuchi: he’s taking a shower and I was bored
Futakuchi: don’t we worry he said I can go on it
Futakuchi: I’m not one of those boyfriends that check their partners phone every second to check they’re not cheating
Yuuji: Who tops?
Akama: I don’t wanna know
Akama: now I know my captain gets fucked in the ass by date tech’s captain.
Sssseguro: we will never be able to look at Daishou-san the same again.
Samu: trust me it isn’t as bad as walking in on your captain riding your best friend.
Samu: then walk in on your brother getting fucked the next day.
Kinoshita: you just don’t have much luck do you?
Suna: I told you to not come back to the club room that day.
Tsumu: and I told you not to come into my room that day
Ginjima: so basically they are saying it’s your fault.
Samu: why does that not surprise me.
Tsumu: but I’m with Noya
Tsumu: I wanna know everyone’s relationships
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: well it’s obvious I’m dating Bokuto-san
ApplePi: and I’m dating Kuro
Silent Cat: and it wouldn’t surprise any of us if you 4 had a four-way.
Futakuchi: You all know Kenji is dating me.
Yuuji changed Futakuchi’s name to Snek Lover.
Snek Lover: I would argue with that
Snek Lover: but it’s accurate so I can’t
Snek Lover: o(｀ω´ )o
Shirabooboo: I’m dating Ushijima-san
Shirabooboo: even though it took a while since he is so dense.
BRO NOYA: I’M DATING OUR AWESOME ACE!!!!!
Narita: it’s like Noya is the founder of the Asahi protection club.
BRO TANAKA: I’M DATING ENNOSHITA
Future Team Mom: unfortunately
Silent Cat: Damn.
Tsumu: Samu is single because he’s aromantic
Samu: thank you for sharing my life you ass
Samu: but I am aromantic
Samu: not to be confused with asexual
Taichi: no one was gonna confuse them.
Yahaba: I’m confused that Atsumu and Sakusa are dating
Watari: and I’m confused you and Kyoutani are dating
Kyoutani: so am I
Sakusa’s Mom: why are you confused about Atsumu and Sakusa dating?
Yahaba: I don’t know
Yahaba: I just couldn’t really imagine clean freak Sakusa dating Atsumu
Tsumu: I don’t know if I should be offended or not
Silent Cat: you should.
Silent Cat: ( T_T)＼(^-^ )
Kyoutani: can we stop with the fucking emoji’s
Snek Lover: hey I’m back
Snek Lover: Who changed my name?
Yuuji: hi Futakuchi
Snek Lover: you changed it didn’t you
Snek Lover: .....
Yuuji: okay I did
Snek Lover: .....
Yuuji: let’s go back to talking about relationships!!!!
Yuuji: Kinoshita and Narita are dating right????
Suna: as much as this conversation is truly exhilarating
Suna: Kita-san is starting practice and will whoop my ass if we don’t start
Tsumu: I would have thought you would have liked that
Samu: Kita-san will whoop all of our asses if we don’t leave
Tsumu has gone offline.
Samu has gone offline.
Suna has gone offline.
Yuuji: well by then..
Future Team Mom: We need to get back to practice as well before Daichi-san kills us with his glare.
BRO NOYA: I’m not scared of Daichi-san!!!!
BRO TANAKA: YEAH!!
Narita: you should be
Narita has gone offline.
Kinoshita has gone offline.
Future Team Mom: Noya and Tanaka, you better get your asses off here now.
BRO NOYA has gone offline.
BRO TANAKA has gone offline.
Future Team Mom: thank god
Future Team Mom: bye
Future Team Mom has gone offline.
Akama: those guys actually have practice today?
Snek Lover: seems like it.
Yahaba: we don’t have practice today
Watari: probably because Oikawa-san is too busy getting fucked by Iwaizumi-san
Kyoutani: I did not want to know that.
Yahaba: Hanamaki-san is probably watching some stupid show on Netflix with Matsukawa-san.
Watari: most likely.
Watari: I wonder what Kunimi and Kidaichi are doing
Kyoutani: Kunimi is probably sleeping and Kindaichi is probably playing with Kunimi’s hair as he sleeps.
Shirabooboo: well Shiratorizawa doesn’t have practice today but only because the school requires for Sunday’s to be only used for free time and studying.
Taichi: I would be studying
Taichi: but I’m watching a movie with Semi-san
Taichi: and Tendou
Taichi: and Goshiki
Snek Lover: sounds fun
Taichi: Semi is sitting right next to me and he seems to be really enjoying the movie
Yuuji: how do you know????
Taichi: he has this slight smile on his face that he always gets when he’s enjoying something
Taichi: and his eyes are sparkling as the tv screen is being reflected onto his glasses that he has to wear when he is on his phone, watching tv, on his laptop/computer and doing class work/homework
Taichi: he’s also got his hoodie covering his hands and has one of his hands covering his mouth
Taichi: but I can still see the corners of his mouth so I can still see the slight smile.
Snek Lover: you really like him don’t you..?
Yuuji: I feel bad for you dude.
Yahaba: at least get us a picture.
Taichi has sent a picture to Second Years.
Yuuji: he actually looks really good in glasses
Taichi: he always looks good.
Snek Lover: we will find out soon
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: oh I forgot about the training camp
ApplePi: it’s being held at Nohebi right?
BRO TORA: unfortunately.
Sssseguro: they are trying to figure out where to put all of us to sleep.
Shirabooboo: I’m just surprised so many of us are going.
Sakusa’s Mom: it’s to send off the third years
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I dislike training camps
Akama: don’t worry
Akama: we have separate showers so you don’t have to share baths.
Akama: you can take a bath if you would like to though.
Kyoutani: if it’s to send of the third years
Kyoutani: does that mean Date tech’s and Johzenji’s Previous captains and members gonna be there.
Snek Lover: our previous team members and captains are coming
Yuuji: mine aren’t
Akama: I’m really gonna miss the third years
Shirabooboo: you mean you’re gonna miss Semi
ApplePi: I’m gonna miss Yaku hitting Lev when he’s being annoying
ApplePi: and how calm Kai always is.
Yahaba: aren’t you vice captain next year?
ApplePi: it was a compromise as everyone wanted me to be captain but Kuro knew I wouldn’t like it.
Watari: so what have they already discussed about where we are sleeping?
Sssseguro: we have enough places to sleep for a room per team
Sssseguro: but since there have been group chats created per year group they are thinking about putting us in bigger rooms per year group.
Sssseguro: they are also worried that in teams there will be too much making out as most people are dating other team members.
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: there aren’t any Nohbei members dating each other
Akama: recently Numai-san finally got the courage to ask out Kuguri
Snek Lover: so we are probably gonna be in rooms with everyone of the same year?
Sssseguro: it’s seems that way
Shirabooboo: that means Kawanishi won’t be able to sleep next to Semi.
Taichi has left the chat.
Yahaba: well that was mean.
Watari has added Taichi to the chat.
Snek Lover: looks like this training camp is gonna be fun.
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: I guess
ApplePi: it’s gonna be very loud
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii has gone offline.
ApplePi has gone offline.
Again any constructive feedback is welcome and I would love to hear from everyone.
If you have any ideas then please feel free to share them.
If you have any funny names I can use for any characters then please share them as well!!!
I don’t even know what this chapter is but oh well.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Group Chat: Second Years
BRO TANAKA: ugh why do we have to go to school
BRO NOYA: yeah!
BRO NOYA: why can’t we just go to practice and then go back home.
Sssseguro: I hate to agree but you have a point
Sakusa’s Mom: everyone has to go to school so quit your whining
Future Team Mom: I like you Komori.
Sakusa’s Mom: Thank you!!
Sakusa’s Mom: I like you too Ennoshita!
Suna: where is Atsumu and Osamu?
Akama: they haven’t been in the chat yet this morning.
Suna: Atsumu said he didn’t feel well after practice yesterday and seemed a little out of it.
Suna: Kita was worried all night.
Snek Lover: oh so your boyfriend stayed the night at yours.
Suna: no I stayed at his.
Suna: he helps his grandma out a lot
Suna: she has a weird thing of always playing with my cheeks
Kosaku: Grandma Kita is adorable though
Ginjima: she always bakes us cookies and then if we lose a match she always bakes us cupcakes to have after she and Kita-san cook dinner
Yuuji: your captain cooks you guys dinner
Kosaku: he also buys us food to eat while we’re sick!
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: now I get why Sugawara-san calls him the Mom of Team moms
BRO TORA: Yaku-san said that Kita is blunt but extremely nice so
Silent Cat: well Yaku-san likes to kick Lev so it’s kinda hard not to be liked by him
ApplePi: he didn’t like Kuro at first
ApplePi: they used to fight all the time about what is better
ApplePi: poor Kai was in the middle of all of it.
Shirabooboo: the only arguments I have are with Semi.
Taichi: that’s only because he’s hurt that you replaced him without any hesitation
Taichi: I mean he got slapped because he was upset and angry.
Yahaba: your coach slapped Semi???
Taichi: luckily Tendou-san took care of him
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I honestly don’t care who your setter is as long as Ushijima-san is at his strongest.
Sakusa Kiyoomi: yes?
Suna: have you heard from Atsumu?
Sakusa Kiyoomi: no. Why would I?
Suna: because you’re his boyfriend...
Sakusa’s Mom: please tell me you do actually talk to Your boyfriend Sakusa...
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I do when he starts the conversation
Sakusa’s Mom: (;_;)
Samu: Guys video call now
Narita: most of us are getting ready for school.
Samu: I don’t care this is fucking important
Suna: okay calm down
Samu: is Kita-san with you??
Samu: now call
Yahaba: okay I’ll do it
Yahaba is calling Second Years.
The screen popped up on Yahaba’s computer showing the faces of the other second years in the chat with a few missing.
Yahaba checked through the list of people in the call to try and answer the question asked.
“It seems like Ginjima, Kosaku and Atsumu are missing.”
Suna looked at the list as well, “well Ginjima and Kosaku are probably busy but I’m not sure about Atsumu.”
Everyone, excluding a few, looked at the screen confused until Ennoshita started to speak. “Maybe that’s why Osamu wanted us on a group call?”
Yahaba looked for Osamu’s name to see his camera is pointed at the ceiling so no one could see anything. Yahaba looked at everyone else and could see Akama and Shirabu doing the same as him.
“Does anyone know what the fuck is going on...?” Everyone shrugged and was thoroughly confused until Suna passed his laptop over to what Yahaba assumed was Kita.
Everyone was shocked when Kita’s calm voice came through on their speakers on whatever device they were on. “Osamu, what’s going on?”
It seemed that the voice of the calm captain finally got Osamu to move his camera to face him. Yahaba looked at his screen closely to inspect Osamu’s face as it seemed like the usually blank face had slight tear stains on his cheeks. His hair was sticking out in different directions that wasn’t just caused by your average bed head but what appears to be pulled at.
Yahaba heard Osamu take a deep breath before slowly speaking, “I was getting changed into my uniform and then I heard something fall down the stairs.” Yahaba could hear the subtle hitches in his breath that signifies that he’s trying to stay as calm as he possibly can before continuing. “So I went to check but then I saw ‘Tsumu at the bottom of the stairs passed out and I don’t know what to do because our dad has left for work and our mom is out shopping for groceries!”
Yahaba bit his lip softly and looked at the screen not knowing how to feel seeing someone who seemed so calm and uninterested so upset and vulnerable. Kita seemed to be thinking about what to say before he decided to speak.
“Stay calm Osamu. Leave this call and I will call you back afterwards. Since I don’t know where you two live I’ll get Suna to take me to you while he also calls your mother, okay?”
Osamu took a deep breath before nodding and leaving the call with Kita following soon afterwards.
Yahaba just looked at the screen not knowing what to say or do. “Maybe we should end the call now.” Yahaba tried to think where the voice came from before noticing it was from Kyoutani.
“Yeah..we can continue to talk in the chat.” Yahaba spoke softly, “I’m sure they will keep us updated.” Everyone nodded except Sakusa. Yahaba looked at the little box on his screen with the black haired teen in it and tried to figure out what he was thinking. He just seemed so confused.
Yahaba sighed before hesitantly clicking the end call button.
Yahaba has ended the call to Second Years.
Kinoshita: ...what do we do now?
Kyoutani: we all go to school and wait for them to update us.
Kyoutani: it isn’t gonna do us any good worrying so much.
Watari: who knew Kyoutani could be so smart.
Shirabooboo: rip Watari.
Yahaba: are you gonna see him Sakusa?
Sakusa Kiyoomi: why would I do that if he is sick.
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I could catch something.
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: is it just me or is everyone too shocked for words...?
Future Team Mom: I know I am.
BRO TORA: your boyfriend is passed out after falling down the stairs and that’s all you’ve got to say.
BRO NOYA: if that was Asahi no one would be able to hold me back from seeing him.
Snek Lover: Daishou got a paper cut on his finger the other day and I acted like he was dying.
Snek Lover: his words not mine.
Yuuji: I get you hate germs and everything
Yuuji: but he’s your boyfriend
Yuuji: but at the same time I’m sure Atsumu would understand since he knows you.
Sakusa’s Mom: fuck that
Akama: oh shit.
Sssseguro: Komori doesn’t usually swear..
Sakusa’s Mom: I don’t fucking care if you don’t like germs! Atsumu is your boyfriend and he clearly has something wrong with him if you don’t go and see him then you have no right to call him your boyfriend!
Sakusa’s Mom: Atsumu May be an ass most of the time but he’s always so considerate of you and your obsession of not being around germs! And as much as he will be happy to have his brother and his captain and friends there he probably still wants the comfort from his fucking boyfriend!
Sakusa’s Mom: so if you don’t go and see him, if he’s in hospital or if he is at home, I will be beyond angry!
Sakusa’s Mom has gone offline.
Sakusa Kiyoomi has gone offline.
Yahaba: let’s all just go back to getting ready for school.
Future Team Mom: agreed.
Future Team Mom: Atsumu!
Future Team Mom: How are you?
Tsumu: as good as I can be while being in hospital.
Yahaba: so you got sent to hospital?
Tsumu: yeah, this isn’t the first time I’ve passed out.
Tsumu: I’ve never done it at the top of the stairs before though.
Samu: Tsumu used to pass out a lot when we were younger.
Tsumu: I haven’t done it for a long while but I also a little sick at the moment
Sakusa’s Mom: has Sakusa seen you?
Tsumu: he’s here right now.
Tsumu: he brought my favourite snacks with him
Sakusa’s Mom: Thank god
Samu: just to give ya evidence.
Samu sent a picture to Second Years.
Sakusa’s Mom: well I didn’t expect him to be literally snuggling with him
Samu: I know it’s disgusting that I have to witness it.
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: what’s wrong with Atsumu’s arm?
Samu: he fractured it.
Samu: it should be fine enough for him to play during the training camp though.
BRO NOYA: that’s good then
Yahaba: are you okay now Osamu?
Kyoutani: Yahaba was worried all day and it was annoying.
Yahaba: shut up!
Watari: you were though.
Yuuji: I think we were all worried at least a little.
Tsumu: well no wonder
Tsumu: I’m amazing!
ApplePi: he’s back.
Samu has gone offline.
Watari has gone offline.
Yahaba has gone offline.
Kyoutani has gone offline.
Future Team Mom has gone offline.
ApplePi has gone offline.
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii has gone offline.
Tsumu: ( T_T)
Sakusa's Mom: ( T_T)＼(^-^ )
I hope you enjoyed! If you have any ideas or funny names for the characters then please share them with me! I’m always happy to hear from people!
Group Chat: Second Years
Future Team Mom: What’s wrong!?!
Taichi: Semi has a pink fluffy blanket wrapped around him because he’s cold
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: I thought it was gonna be something serious
Future Team Mom: don’t say it like that
Future Team Mom: especially after what happened to Atsumu.
ApplePi: shh Atsumu
Shirabooboo changed Taichi’s name to Semi’s Cute Ass.
Semi’s Cute Ass: wtf
Shirabooboo: my finger slipped
Yahaba: I actually like you for once
Shirabooboo: I don’t
Semi’s Cute Ass: Semi is gonna see this in the team group chat you fucking dick
Semi’s Cute Ass: Fuck Semi is asking why I’m glaring at my phone and is trying to look at it.
Silent Cat: why is Semi in your room???
Shirabooboo: they are roommates
Narita: and they were roommates
Shirabooboo: a second year rooms with a third year.
Shirabooboo: that way as a first year you can be with someone you know and then in your second year you would have hopefully gained friends from your club and get put with a third year from your club.
Shirabooboo: I room with Ushijima so I got lucky.
Semi’s Cute Ass: I’m sharing with Goshiki next year
Semi’s Cute Ass: because he said ‘Shirabu-senpai is too mean’
Watari: I don’t blame him.
Semi’s Cute Ass: ahh I’ve gotta go
Semi’s Cute Ass: Semi wants me
Semi’s Cute Ass has gone offline.
Silent Cat: he’s whipped
BRO NOYA: ^^^^^
“Are you okay Semi-San?” Kawanishi looked over at the third year standing in the middle of the room with the fluffy pink blanket still wrapped over his shoulders.
“Yeah I’m fine. It’s just so cold. They need to add better heating into these rooms...” As if on cue a shiver ran down Semi’s spine causing him to wrap the blanket around himself even closer. “You wouldn’t get it Kawanishi, you always seem to be so warm. Tendou cuddles me when I’m cold be he’s usually cold himself so we just share the same cold body heat.”
“Y-you could...uh..cuddle with me..” Kawanishi rubbed the back of his neck as a light blush dusted across his cheeks. He looked up again when he heard a small laugh escape the older teen. “I would love that. Especially if it means I can get warmer.” Semi smiled at Kawanishi before gesturing for the younger teen to move. “Get comfortable and then I will get myself situated.”
Kawanishi nodded quickly and sat on his bed with his back against the wall and his legs crossed. Semi then sat down in Kawanishi’s lap with his blanket still tightly around him and placed his head on Kawanishi’s shoulder.
Kawanishi blushed and softly bit his lip before grabbing the tv remote. Semi looked up at Kawanishi for a second, “Kawanishi?”
“Why is your chat name ‘Semi’s Cute Ass’?”
Kawanishi blush turned into a darker shade of pink as he just turned the tv up in volume to avoid answering Semi’s question.
Group Chat: Shiratorizawa Bitches
Back Up Mom: nice name Kawanishi.
Semi’s Cute Ass: ....really Yamagata
Semi Is A Bottom: I agree with the name
Semisemi: Goshiki is in this chat guys
Semisemi: keep it pg
TenSemi’s Child: I still don’t quite get Tendou-San’s name
Strong Boi: I think it means that Tendou is the one who penetrates Semi.
Semisemi: I give up
Back Up Mom: *pats semi’s back*
Semi Is A Bottom: it’s true tho
Reon: why is nearly everyone’s names in this chat related to Semi?
Semisemi: I wish I knew
Reon: I’m just shocked that even Ushijima has a different name
Strong Boi: Tendou done it and I don’t know how to change it.
Reon: I should have guessed that was why.
TenSemi’s Child: Who even changed Kawanishi-San’s name?
Shirabooboo: I did
Shirabooboo: I done it in the second years group chat.
Semisemi: why that???
Shirabooboo: why not?
Group Chat: Second Years
Shirabooboo: Kawanishi you better be thanking me for you being able to be near Semi right now
Yuuji: what happened????
Semi’s Cute Ass: Semi got cold and now he’s asleep in my lap
Snek Lover: why the fuck is he in your lap??
Semi’s Cute Ass: I’m always warm so Semi wanted to cuddle to get warmer
Tsumu: get some Kawanishi!!
Samu: I give you the right to slap my brother.
Suna: I don’t or Kita will kill me
Ginjima: you mean he will blue ball you
Tsumu: tbh I can’t relate
Sakusa Kiyoomi: Atsumu you told me you were showering.
Tsumu: I was gonna but I felt light headed so I thought it wouldn’t be good to stand in the shower.
Tsumu: so I’m gonna have a bath instead
Sakusa’s Mom: good thinking
Sssseguro: you don’t wanna pass out in the shower
BRO NOYA: why aren’t we talking about the fact that Kawanishi said Semi
BRO NOYA: HIS FUCKING CRUSH
Future Team Mom: language
Future Team Mom: I sounded like Suga
BRO NOYA: IS IN HIS LAP ASLEEP.
BRO TANAKA: YEAH
BRO TANAKA: ITS NOT TRUE UNLESS YOU SEND PROOF DUDE
Semi’s Cute Ass: really...
Kyoutani: I can feel the eye roll though the text
BRO TORA: YOU HAVE TO SEND PROOF
Semi’s Cute Ass has sent a picture to Second Years.
Akama: How Cuteeee!
BRO NOYA: GET SOME ASS KAWANISHI
Semi’s Cute Ass: I wish
Semi’s Cute Ass has gone offline.
Yahaba: well shit.
I felt bad for Kawanishi so I let him and Semi have a moment XD
If you have any ideas for funny or cute names for the characters then please share them along with any other ideas or request type things you have!!
I love hearing from everybody so please feel free to share your thoughts with me!
I've tried to include everyone in the second year group chat in this chapter. I can't promise that they talk for a big chunk but all of them should have talked at least once in this chapter!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Group Chat: Second Years
BRO NOYA: the training camp is close now!!!!!!!!11!1!!!1!!!!!!11!!!1!1!!!!!
Yuuji: I'm so excited （๑✧∀✧๑）
Silent Cat: that also means that the 3rd years will be leaving soon
Shirabooboo: way to kill the mood
Sssseguro: we love a good mood killer
Akama: ┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓
Akama: I already wanna cry at the thought of Hiroo-san leaving
Akama: He's so quiet but intimidating at the same time and makes the other teams fear us
Ginjima: Your first year that replace your ace that one time is fairly intimidating
Sssseguro: you mean Kuguri?
Samu: he does
Samu: honestly tho
Samu: I actually find him quite hot
Samu: I would definitely smash him
Suna: I never thought I would ever see you type that shit
Akama: our precious ace in training is taken by our current ace
Akama: although at the training camp we could probably trick him
Sssseguro: we could all play truth or dare or like spin the bottle or maybe seven minuets in heaven if we could get away with it
Sssseguro: and then get Kuguri to join in
Yuuji: damn you guys are even snakes to each other
Yahaba: that gives me ideas for our other love sick person in this chat
Yahaba: I know you're not love sick Osamu but y'know
Samu: its chill
Samu: also I think I know what you're implying and you should definitely do that
Yahaba: ⚈ ̫ ⚈
Samu: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Suna: What happened to you Osamu?
Samu: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\ (ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻
Suna: I've been traumatised
Semi's Cute Ass: I'm scared of those faces
Kyoutani: wHaT d0 You mEAn????????
Yahaba: I can feel you mocking me
Yahaba: へ[ •́ ‸ •̀ ]ʋ
Kyoutani: use one of those fucking emojis again then you will be single
Kyoutani: I know you're gonna be captain next year but if you start to act like that fucking trash I will leave you
Watari: I just heard Oikawa Senpai sneeze
Kosaku: I hope hes oaky
Watari: he's fine
Watari: Iwa is now aggressively caring for him
Kosaku: thts good then
Kosaku: ⁞ ᵕ ‿ ᵕ ⁞
Watari: You're so cute Kosaku!!!
Kosaku: u r 2!!
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: can we stop using so many emoji's now
ApplePi: I will kikk aloof uuu
Future Team Mom: What?
ApplePi: srry playidaf9 afffff gam3zzz
Sakusa's Mom: I think he means 'sorry I'm playing games'.
Tsumu: thank goodness we have Komori
Future Team Mom: agreed
Snek Lover: for once someone agrees with Atsumu
BRO TORA: BurNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Tsumu: I wished someone would burn me
BRO TANAKA: wow
BRO TANAKA: deep
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I'm confused?
Tsumu: don't worry
Sakusa Kiyoomi: okay Atsumu.
Narita: young love
Sakusa Kiyoomi: Are you not the same age as us?
Ginjima: they are
Ginjima: they are just trying to confuse you
Kinoshita: we aren't
Narita: but if it did confuse you I'm sorry
Shirabooboo: you just need to remember that Sakusa and Ushijima are very similar when it comes to bluntness and not understanding things.
Silent Cat: must be a top ace thing
Tsumu: oh well Sakusa does top
Silent Cat: not what I meant
Shirabooboo: so does Ushijima
Silent Cat: *facepalm*
Silent Cat: anyone else wanna talk about their ace's topping them?
BRO NOYA: ASAHI TOPS ME
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: Bokuto-san tops me too
Akama: our current ace tops our future ace
Silent Cat: I was being sarcastic but okay...
ApplePi: don't act so innocent Fukunaga
ApplePi: I know you and Tora have some friends with benefits thing going on
BRO TORA: wtf Kenma
Silent Cat: ……….
Silent Cat: I mean I can't deny it
BRO TORA: wtf
Yuuji: I'm not fucking anyone nor am I being fucked by anyone
Yuuji: but I would smash Daishou any day
Snek Lover: please don't talk about fucking my boyfriend dude
Yuuji: sorry dude
Snek Lover: it's okay dude
Future Team Mom: those two are just as bad as Noya, Tanaka and Yamamoto together
Future Team Mom: just with dude instead of bro
Semi's Cute Ass: also why does everyone want to fuck a non-single snek.
Sssseguro: it's literally just Osamu and Terushima but sure
Sssseguro: also Akama the team group chat is going crazy so maybe we should check.
Group Chat: Snek Snek
NaoYASSSu: why the hell do we have to have a group chat again
NaoYASSSu: and why I have to be fucking in it
Hyperactive Coach: Kuguri!!
Hyperactive Coach: don't use such foul language
NaoYASSSu: sorry but I honestly couldn't give a shit
Human Snake: Numai control your boyfriend
Numaiiii: bold for you to assume that I could control him
Takachiho: but you can
Hiroo: yeah I had the unfortunate case of hearing you two in the club room
Snekishima: I just can't believe that Kuguri is that loud
Akama: I can to be honest
Sssseguro: that must be why a certain second year wouldn't mind smashing him
Numaiiii: who the fuck wants to do that?
Akama: we are sworn to stay quiet
Sssseguro: we aren't but go off
NaoYASSSu: can we not have a conversation about smashing me and how loud I am
NaoYASSSu: I'm the youngest here so it's kinda fucked to say shit like that
Human Snake: Numai is the one who's fucking ya
Hyperactive Coach: lets just not talk about sex anymore before I get in trouble again
Takachiho: I second that
Takachiho: my mom looks at my phone frequently and last time when she saw that picture of Numai and Kuguri making out got my phone confiscated
NaoYASSSu: would you rather a video next time?
Sssseguro: could you send me one to send to the second year we were talking about
Numaiiii: you are not doing that
NaoYASSSu: try me bitch
Numaiiii: I just won't kiss you then
Human Snake: ...
Hyperactive Coach: ...
Numaiiii: get your fuckin ass over here then
NaoYASSSu: I thought you didn't want to kiss me
Numaiiii: shut up
NaoYASSSu has gone offline.
Numaiiii has gone offline.
Private Message: Sssseguro to Samu
Sssseguro has sent a video to Samu.
Samu: fucking hell
Sssseguro: you're welcome
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Group Chat: Second Years
Tsumu: why thd hell is Samu looking at his phone practically 24/7
Sssseguro: wouldn't you like to know <(￣︶￣)>
Tsumu: that's why I'm fucking asking you damn snake
Akama: Kuguri actually sent you a video of him and Numai-san making out????
Samu: I can tell you that he did in fact
Samu: did you know that the first year is very loud
Akama: The whole team knows unfortunately
Suna: how does your whole team know
Sssseguro: When Numai finally grew the balls to ask Kuguri out they had sex in the club room and they did not wait for all of us to finish getting changed after practice
Sssseguro: needless to say a lot of us went home in our practice clothes and picked up our school uniforms the next morning
Samu: you're acting like you and Kita-san have never had sex in the club room
Suna: It's not my fault you left your jacket in the room after Kita checked that everyone was gone
Ginjima: Osamu is acting like he didn't get good blackmail material out of the fact that Kita was riding your dick instead of you actually fucking him
Suna: I would suggest that if all of you don't want to do extra laps today then you stop talking about my private sexual encounters with my boyfriend.
Samu: no offence Kita san but if you wanted it to be private then maybe you should have done it home
Kosaku: u just expct Kita-san to have sx in front of his gran?????
Suna: Kosaku, please try to use fully formed sentences. What you just said is hard to understand.
Kosaku: don't worry Kita-san. when I message you privately I wont use text talk
Suna: Now all of you are going to stop talking about my sexual encounters unless everyone in this chat who are apart of this conversation will do extra laps. Don't think I can't tell the other captains in the captain chat to make you all do extra laps. Or I will go to the team mom chat and tell them. That's it. Goodbye.
BRO NOYA: you guys are brave for angering your team mom
BRO NOYA: I would never anger Suga-san like that
Suna: rip Osamu
Sssseguro: he can't die before he can fuck Kuguri
Tsumu: I don't think Kuguri's boyfriend wold be fine with my brother fucking his boyfriend
Akama: I think it would depend, if Kuguri would want to then he would probably let him as long as he knows what's happening. Numai and Kuguri really love each other but I also know that if one of them wanted to have sex with someone else every once I an while they would let them. also Numai would probably feel okay with osamu since osamu is aromantic so there would be no chance of Osamu developing romantic feelings for Kuguri. if any of that made any sense.
Suna: it does
Private Message: Samu to NaoYASSSu
NaoYASSSu: you're the second year who said he would bang me aren't you
NaoYASSSu: I mean you won't get anywhere with that attitude.
NaoYASSSu: Have you seen my boyfriend?
Samu: I have
Samu: he seemed very into your ass when you two were making out
Samu: I mean I see why
NaoYASSSu: so Seguro-san did send you the video
NaoYASSSu: I'm gonna be honest with you and say that I really don't see why you would wanna fuck me
Samu: what makes you say that?
NaoYASSSu: out everyone on my team you said you would fuck me
NaoYASSSu: I don't put any effort in to how I look and I'm just not the best looking
NaoYASSSu: fuck knows how I got a boyfriend let alone someone that I've had a crush on for so long
NaoYASSSu: like Daishou-san is way more attractive then me and so is Hiroo-san and I'm pretty sure the Numai-san has fucked Daishou-san before Daishou-san started dating Futakuchi-san so I don't get why the fuck he's dating me.
NaoYASSSu: ah shit I rambled sorry
Samu: it's fine
Samu: it seemed like you really needed to get that out
NaoYASSSu: nah I'm just being stupid
NaoYASSSu: my brother would call me a fucking idiot and tell me to dump Numai-san to save him from having to deal with someone so emotionally problematic
Samu: your brother says that shit to you?
NaoYASSSu: your brother doesn't?
Samu: my brother makes fun of me as much as I make fun of him but we would never tell each other that they should break up with someone that they love because they are emotionally problematic
Samu: fuck we wouldn't even call each other emotionally problematic
NaoYASSSu: you wouldn't?
Samu: fuck no!
Samu: what else does your brother do or say?
NaoYASSSu: that's it
Samu: have you ever told Numai about it?
NaoYASSSu: no and I don't want him to know so don't even bother trying to convince me to tell him
NaoYASSSu: because I don't want to
NaoYASSSu: and everything that I've told you stays between us
Samu: I don't agree with you keeping this from your boyfriend but if you want me to keep this a secret then I will
Samu: but just so you know you are unbelievably attractive but cute at the same time and you shouldn't question why people would want to fuck you
NaoYASSSu: you know for an aromantic person that was surprisingly romantic
Samu: whatever Kuguri
Group Chat: Second Years
Yahaba has sent a video to Second Years.
Semi's Cute Ass: is that the 'meme team'?
Snek Lover: are they dancing seductively to despacito?
Yuuji: dam Hanamaki hips don't lie
Snek Lover: looks like Matsukawa agrees from the way he's dancing with him
Sakusa's Mom: why are they dancing seductively to Despacito?
Yahaba: they kept playing and obnoxiously singing it whenever someone would fail at something and Oikawa-san got annoyed and made them do it
Yahaba: but now he's pissed because they were actually good
Watari: moral of the story, no one challenge Makki and Mattsun (especially Makki) to a dance or just dance battle because they will wreck you
Yahaba: Makki is good at a lot of things surprisingly
Yahaba: Makki can sing really well
Kyoutani: yeah I just wish that both of you would stop singing high school musical all the time
Yahaba: IM NOT GONNA STOP, THAT IS WHO I AM
Watari: ILL GIVE IT ALL I GOT, THAT IS MY PLAN
Yuuji: RELIZE ON WHAT I LOST
Snek Lover: YOU KNOW YOU CAN
Narita: BET ON IT, BET ON IT
Kinoshita: BET ON IT,
Sakusa's Mom: BET ON IT
Kyoutani: not you too Komori
Sakusa's Mom: I'm sorry but High School Musical is amazing
Future Team Mom: I mean I don't think any of you will beat Daichi and Suga on the High School Musical thing
BRO TANAKA: oh yeaah
BRO TANAKA: they are so cute
Semi's Cute Ass: what do they do?
BRO NOYA: they know all the lyrics and dance to can I have this dance
Narita: Kinoshita has a video of them doing it in the rain and it's v adorable
Kinoshita has sent a video to Second Years.
ApplePi: that is actually extremely cute
Shirabooboo: I agree that is extremely adorable and sickly I'm gonna throw up
Samu: Tsumu used to make me sing I want it all with him
Silent Cat: I'm assuming that he was Sharpay and you were Ryan
Samu: you assumed right
Sakusa Kiyoomi: is that secretly why Atsumu dyed his hair blonde
Tsumu: rude! but secretly yes
Tsumu: Sharpay is an icon
Tsumu: I WANT FABULOUS THAT IS MY SIMPLE REQUEST ALL THINGS FABULOUS BIGGER AND BETTER AND BEST!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsumu: I NEED SOMETHING INSPIRING TO HELP ME GET ALONG I NEED A LITTLE FABULOUS IS THAT SO WRONG !!!!!!!!!!
BRO TORA: honestly I'm not shocked at all of this
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: tbh neither am I
Group Chat: Mom Squad
Sugamama: is anyone else's second years screaming out high school musical songs?
Godzilla<3: Yahaba and Watari are and Shittykawa is being his usually shitty self and decided to join in
Twin Handler: Mine are.
Momiwa: even Suna?
Twin Handler: Unfortunately, yes.
Cat Mom: Tora is singing and Kenma is just humming along
Human Snake: Akama and Seguro and playing the songs through Akama's phone but tbh I'm more worried about my first year at the moment but we can talk about that later
Semisemi: Shirabu is being his normal bitchy self but Kawanishi is looking at his phone watching something but I can hear can I have this dance coming from his phone.
Godzilla<3: Akaashi, can you explain any of this since you are in the second year group chat?
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: yes I can Iawizumi-san
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: in the second year group chat we were talking about High School Musical and now everyone is singing it
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: also Sugawara-san, I saw that video of you and Daichi-san dancing and singing to can I have this dance and it is extremely sweet
Sugamama: Well thank you Akaashi
Semisemi: So that's what Kawanishi is watching
Momiwa: now lets move onto Daishou's problem with Kuguri
Cat Mom: yeah what's going on Daishou?
Human Snake: I don't know
Human Snake: he just seems really out of it and is more quiet than usual and is avoiding Numai
Twin Handler: The last thing I hears regarding him was when I was scolding my second and your second years through their group chat on Suna's phone.
Human Snake: what happened?????
Twin Handler: They were talking about Osamu having a video of Kuguri and Numai making out.
Semisemi: how the fuck did he get that??
Human Snake: Seguro asked Kuguri for it so he could send it to some second year but I didn't expect Kuguri to actually do it
Human Snake: I didn't know it was going to Osamu though
Sugamama: maybe Kuguri and Osamu have talked to each other
Human Snake: hmm
Twin Handler: Osamu is aromantic so don't worry about him stealing Kuguri from his boyfriend, he probably only would want sexual things from Kuguri.
Twin Handler: That sounds really bad but you all know what I mean.
Godzilla<3: I'm sure both parties will be fine. Kuguri could just be having a bit of an off day or may be extra tired today
Sugamama: if anything bad happens to either of them we will all be there to give them both warm hugs so nothing to worry about :3
Human Snake: I guess
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: obviously Sugawara-san would offer hugs to them
Sugamama: good to know that you know what to expect of me now Akaashi
I know I'm updating really late but I've had a really stressful week but I finally got to it so YAY!!!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Group Chat: Second years
Tsumu: I'm adding someone else to the chat since they won't stop harassing me until I add him
Narita: are they a second year?
Tsumu: yh but I honestly just forgot about them
Tsumu added Best Smol Boy to Second Years.
Best Smol Boy: fuckin finally
Yuuji: introduce yourself then dude
Best Smol Boy: I'm Hoshiumi Korai from Kamomedai High!
Sakusa Kiyoomi: How did you forget about him Atsumu? He went to a training camp with us.
Tsumu: do I even have to mention the fact that I fell down the fucking stairs the other day
Tsumu: so sorry if I don't remember to add another fucking second year
Samu: I mean I don't think anyone actually gives a shit about you falling down the stairs
Tsumu: I will push you down the fuckin stairs and see how you like it
Kyoutani: wasn't Osamu crying when he told us about Atsumu falling
Best Smol Boy: woulda been great black mail material
ApplePi: honestly the setter group chat gets all the quality blackmail material
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: It is quite interesting seeing some of the things that come out of that chat.
Shirabooboo: I like just getting blackmail material on Semi.
Tsumu: the group chat is called pretty and petty setters for a reason
ApplePi: and that reason is mainly Oikawa
Best Smol Boy: I heard the mom chat is pretty lit
BRO NOYA: cool name dude btw
Best Smol Boy: I know
Group Chat: Mom Squad
Sugamama: I forgot someone!!!!!
Sugamama has added Facepalm to Mom Squad.
Facepalm: oh Hi
Twin Handler: Hello.
Facepalm: I'm Misaki, the 3rd year Manager from Johzenji.
Godzilla<3: now your name makes sense
Facepalm: uh huh
Facepalm: I facepalm with those guys all the time
Semisemi: I would too if I was you
Semisemi: I facepalm with my team too because sometimes Ushijima forgets that he is captain and runs off way ahead of all of us like its proving something but if anything it's just more tiring for me because then I have to deal with Shirabu, my sweet child Goshiki and Tendou all at once
Human Snake: sounds stressful
Momiwa: I still facepalm with my team and I'm not even their captain anymore
Cat Mom: it's okay Moniwa, *pat pat*
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: I just facepalm about Bokuto-San and so does the whole team.
Facepalm: we all know you wouldn't have it any other way tho
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: sadly you are right about that one
Twin Handler: Oh, are we all still having that coffee meet up before the training camp? If we are then would anyone like me to bake some cookies or cake to bring with me.
Human Snake: obviously we want you to do that
Godzilla<3: yeah Kita your baking is a literal gift from god
Momiwa: I can't wait to eat Kita's treats again
Semisemi: this is why Kita is the mom of the mom squad
Sugamama: yeah I can never out mom Kita so I've given up trying at this point
Facepalm: I've never tried this baking???
Facepalm: is it really that good?
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: fuck yes
Human Snake: it must be good for Akaashi to just swear for no reason like that
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: Kita's cakes and cookies will always be worth swearing for
Twin Handler: How about we keep swearing to the minimum.
Cat Mom: yes mom
Semisemi: okay mom
Human Snake: sure mom
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: yeah mom
Sugamama: yes mother
Godzilla<3: yh mom
Momiwa: yes mommm
Facepalm: okay mom!!!
Twin Handler: .....
Twin Handler: Thank you.
Group Chat: Pretty and Petty Setters
Pretty Boy: what's up sluts???
Semisemi: if anyone is a slut here it's you Oikawa
KaGAYama: or Atsumu
Tsumu: I will stab a bitch
Yahaba: an we'll just tell your boyfriend in the second year group chat
Tsumu: fuckin snitches
Takeharu: why am I not in the second year group chat but Terushima is?????
ApplePi: because one of you party boys is enough and it only makes sense to have your captain if we're only gonna have one of you
Momiwa: wow Kenma explained something
Momiwa: I'm so proud
Momiwa: *wipes away a single tear*
Giant Setter: Don@T cry S3nP4i
Snekishima: did anyone actually understand that????
Giant Setter: sorry I was doing something with Sakunami
Giant Setter: OH GOD I WASNT DOING ANYHTING DIRTY TO HIM I JUST KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK OMG
Shirabooboo: sure you were
Giant Setter: I was
Pretty Boy: don't worry I believe you
Sugamama: I do to because I don't condone underage sex
KaGAYama: but Noya-san told me you and Daichi-san had sex in the supply closet in your second year
Sugamama: do as I say and not as I do child
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: I'm sorry Sugawara-san but I'm pretty sure mostly everyone who plays volleyball that are going to the training camp has had sex, whether it's straight, gay or lesbian sex I bet most of us has had sex
ApplePi: he has a point
Pretty Boy: you're only agreeing since Kuroo occasionally lets Akaashi and Bokuto fuck u
ApplePi: you would agree too if you had Bokuto fucking you or had Akaashi's pretty face kissing you
Pretty Boy: u rite
ApplePi: not only that but Bokuto is great at after sex cuddles even if he didn't have sex with you
ApplePi: he's just great at cuddles and hugs all together
Snekishima: Bokuto does have his beefy ass arms so I could see why he would be good at cuddling
Semisemi: now I want Bokuto to kill me with his beefy arms hugging me as I slowly start to lose oxygen and accept the fate of my sweet slow death from being deprived of oxygen
Pretty Boy: kinky bastards
Group Chat: Second Years
Best Smol Boy: this chat is was so boring before I came here. I'm glad I was able to make your lives better
Yuuji: no offence dude but the chat legit died
Snek Lover: damn thts harsh but tru
Silent Cat: what shall we do to welcome our new member then?
Tsumu: cry ourselves to sleep
Sssseguro: I already do that though
Sssseguro: you only do because you can't fuck Kuguri
Samu: no sadly I do think about things other then sex
Samu: is he okay though?
Sssseguro: yeah why wouldn't he be
Samu: no reason
Samu: if you guys are gonna be dicks about it I'll just video call him later
Akama: how cuteeeee but he's at Numai's house tonight since his parents are out and Numai's parents love Kuguri but I'm sure you could still call him
Yahaba: for someone who is aromantic you do seem to care about Kuguri a lot
Yahaba: but lets change topic anyway
Best Smol Boy: lets play a game where you have to tell on thing you are most embarrassed about
Yuuji: one time I got a B on my test
Best Smol Boy: okay lets not play that game
Kyoutani: lets play a game of slap Terushima for even fucking saying that
BRO NOYA: ^^^^
BRO TANAKA: ^^^^^^^^^^
BRO TORA: ^
Watari: AHHHH Kosaku is on!!!!
Narita: how are you?
Kosaku: gd, u?
Kinoshita: we're all good
Sakusa's Mom: is it just me or does it seem way too quiet in here
Future Team Mom: no it is suspiciously quiet
Tsumu: Samu is calling someone at the moment and Suna is studying with Ginjima
Yahaba: I know where Akaashi and Kenma are but I don't think you all wanna know
Shirabooboo: oh they definitely don't
Future Team Mom: Noya is on date nigh with Asahi
Future Team Mom: Tanaka is taking a shower
Tsumu: so is Sakusa
Yuuji: Futakuchi is 'Netflix and chilling' with Daishou
Semi's Cute Ass: I'm watching movies with Semi again
Akama: Well this is boring
Best Smol Boy: mhm
Osamu quickly dried his hair and made sure it looked as presentable as possible before leaving the bathroom. As Osamu walked to his room he just kept thinking to himself 'why the fuck do I care about him?'. The teen shook his head and opened his bedroom door before closing it behind him to make sure that no unwanted guests came in. Especially not Sakusa, of all the nights Atsumu decided to have his boyfriend around it just had to be tonight.
He sat down on his bed and grabbed his laptop and opened the skype app and clicked on Kuguri's screen name and proceeded to quickly send the younger male a message.
Samu: hey is it okay to call now?
Osamu moved his mouse over to the call button and took a deep breath before clicking it, his heart started to beat so fast as each noise that proved the call was being made rang out through the silence of his room. It only then decided to calm down once Kuguri's bored resting face popped up onto his screen. Osamu looked at his screen intently when something seemed a little off with his face, it seemed like Kuguri had a bruise starting to form just under his eye. Osamu's raised an eyebrow before finally breaking the silence.
"Have you got a bruise under your eye?". Kuguri's face turned to a look of shock for a brief second before going back to his bored expression.
"Hello to you too."
"I'm being serious. How the fuck did you get that?"
"Volleyball." Kuguri's reply came quick, too quick, like it was rehearsed and pre-prepared for anyone who was bothered enough to ask. "Balls to face hurt a lot y'know, especially when your team is known for nailing people in the face to get the advantage in matches." Osamu still didn't believe the younger teen but decided to drop the subject for now to avoid upsetting Kuguri.
"I know, your team plays so fuckin dirty it's unbelievable." If that was even the right thing to say Osamu wouldn't have known but Kuguri didn't seem to mind the new conversation so maybe it was. Why did Osamu even care so much on whether what he said offended the younger male, usually he wouldn't give two shits about that kind of stuff so what's so fucking different with Kuguri Naoyasu.
"I've never realised how strong your accent is. It's kinda nice. It's different from everyone at my school. Daishou-san always tries to speak like he has tea with the queen most of the time." Kuguri turned to look over at the door as he heard someone walking past until the door opened.
Osamu saw Kuguri nod before someone appeared behind Kuguri and pulled Kuguri onto his lap before handing the younger teen an ice pack. Osamu was about to ask who the guy was until he noticed the familiar hair from the video that Seguro sent him. "Osamu, this is my Boyfriend Numai, Numai-san this is Osamu the guy who Seguro-san wanted the video for."
Osamu buried his face in his hands, "Jesus Christ you couldn't have introduced me in a better way instead of 'this guy watched us make out'..."
"He wouldn't understand otherwise so unless you want him to think I'm talking to some random stranger you will now be known as 'the guy who watched us make out'" Kuguri made sure to emphasise his air quotations while only using one hand as the other was holding the ice pack under his eye. Kuguri turned around and quickly kissed Numai in the lips as a thanks for the ice pack. "I guess it's nice to kinda meet you Osamu."
Osamu was taken back slightly by Numai's voice but quickly recovered and mumbled out a quick greeting back. "It's nice to meet you too. I'm glad Kuguri also has an ice pack for his bruise now as well."
"Yeah well this idiot had to get something from his brother before practice and accidently walked into a lamppost." Kuguri seemed to go stiff in Numai's lap as Osamu looked at the screen confused at the oldest teens words. "I thought you sai-" Osamu was interrupted by his brother suddenly bursting into the room and jumping all over Osamu.
"'Sumu!! You said you wouldn't be too long and then you would watch movies with me and Sakusa!! It's rude to make us fuckin' wait!" Osamu rolled his eyes and pushed Atsumu off of himself but unfortunately Atsumu was quick to attack his brother again.
Kuguri watched his screen at the twins fighting before starting to laugh loudly, everyone stopped and looked so shocked at the youngest teen holding his stomach from laughing so much. Osamu felt his cheeks starting to heat up as a blush appeared on his face. Unfortunately (or fortunately) the moment was broken when Atsumu shouted out "Awww!!! 'Samu is blushin'!!" Osamu grabbed a pillow and whacked Atsumu's face with it.
"I gotta go." Osamu quickly ended the call and pushed Atsumu off the bed. "I fuckin' hate you 'Tsumu!"
Osamu walked out of his room with Kuguri's laugh replaying in his head, not even noticing his brother screams of 'No you don't!'
All the grey haired twin could think was.
"Fuck sexuality is so fucking confusing."
If you have anyone or anything you would like to see in this fic then please let me know and I will try my best to work them into it. Like even if you want a certain couple to get together and date then I can try to make that happen!!
Group Chat: Slap Me Daddy
CuteYui: may I ask why the captain group chat has to be called that again
Cat Bro: because its an amazing name
Owl Bro: don't judge and just deal wit it
I'm Sorry: I feel like my name is not only relevant to my 'party' team but now also this chat
Momiwa: well at least the name is kinda creative
Human Snake: he has a point to be fair
Twin Handler: I think we could be called something else no matter how creative our current name is right now.
Strong Boi: I don't understand the daddy part
Pretty Boy: of course yu wouldn't you dense fuck
Pretty Boy: its probably what Shirabu calls you in bed
Strong Boi: how did you know he called me that during our sexual interactions?
Human Snake: fuck he played you good oiks
Pretty Boy: -_-
Dadchi: can we not talk about Shirabu's and Ushijima's daddy kink please
Cat Bro: says the guy called 'dadchi'
Pretty Boy: yea mr refreshing probably calls you that
CuteYui: He does
CuteYui: especially when he's like kinda riding Daichi's thighs
Dadchi: how could you Yui!!!!
Human Snake: that IS hilarious
Cat Bro: like you can talk Daishou
Cat Bro: Futakuchi fucks you so hard that you can only do it on weekends because you cant walk the next day
Momiwa: I'd rather not hear about my ex teammates sexual life Kuroo
Twin Handler: I do not wish to hear about any of this either
Strong Boi: I wanna be Tracer
Dadchi: the fuck
Pretty Boy: did that ass hole just meme
Pretty Boy: only Makki and Mattsun can meme
CuteYui: HIT oR miss I GueSS th3y nEV3R Miss hUh????
Pretty Boy: stooooooop
Human Snake: can TikTok just burn in a fire now??????
Twin Handler: Honestly, I wish it would.
Group Chat: Gayest Team
Fuck Me With Creampuffs: guys why is everyone still talking about tiktok memes they're fucking dead now and it annoys me when someone tries too hard to meme
Eyebrow God: babe chill tf out
Eyebrow God: I know it hurts but it will get better
Fuck Me With Creampuffs: I came here to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now
Kunimi: It will get better Hanamaki-san
Mizoguchi: do you know what will make things better is if Kunimi stopped being lazy
Kunimi: who invited this bitch here?????
Fuck Me With Creampuffs: how dare you attack my child in his safespace
Pretty Boy: I thought me and iwa-chan are the parents of the team????!!!!!
Eyebrow God: nahhh we share the first years
Eyebrow God: Kindaichi is yours and iwa's and Kunimi is mine and Makki's
Kunimi: im chill with that
Kindaichi: So am I
Why Is Everyone Gay?: Hanamaki why is your name that?
Fuck Me With Creampuffs: well our better coach, it's a reference to Heathers from when Heather says "fuck me gently with a chainsaw" but with creampuffs instead. and its slightly shorter
Mizoguchi: I feel like I can get arrested just from your username
Yahaba: well fuck
Watari: oh shitballs
Kyoutani: oh my mother fucking god
Godzilla<3: all of you shut the fuck up and go the fuck to sleep you little shits
Fuck Me With Creampuffs: okay Iwa-chan
Eyebrow God: Yes Iwa-chan
Pretty Boy: Hey!!!!!!
Godzilla<3: Bed Now Shittykawa
Pretty Boy: ...…...
Pretty Boy: yes Iwa-Chan
Group Chat: Second Years
Suna: are we just gonna ignore the fact that Osamu is fuckin Aromantic yet he seems so fuckin invested in Kuguri Naoyasu
Samu: I'm just invested in his wellbeing and fucking him nothin else...
Tsumu: who are you trying to fool I saw you blushin last night when you heard him laughing
Ginjima: he did that
Samu: have I ever told you all that I hate you?
Ginjima: numerous times, yes
Yahaba: don't be so mean and tease Osamu
Yahaba: sexuality is already confusing enough, especially at this age, without you all teasing him
Best Smol Boy: im fine with them teasing him though
Future Team Mom: of course you are
Sakusa's Mom: we are not teasing Osamu anymore
Sssseguro: on a different note. Akama you had a question for Osamu.
Akama: did Kuguri tell you how he actually got that bruise under his eye????
Akama: because the only person who believes the bullshit excuse of 'I walked into a lamppost' is Numai.
Samu: the excuse he gave me was that he was hit in the face with a volleyball but I definitely don't believe that crap
Sssseguro: yeah that definitely not it sis
Kosaku: y wld he lie?
Watari: and why would he not give Osamu the same excuse he gave his team mates
ApplePi: What was the full excuse he gave the team
Akama: he had to go pick something up from his brother but accidently walked into a lamppost
Best Smol Boy: maybe he thought Osamu would be able to suss out the actual cause of the bruise if he said that
Samu: did he actually meet his brother??
Sssseguro: yeah and like two of his brothers friends and he did actually get something
Akama: he got his toothbrush since he forgot to pack it since he was staying at Numai's house
Samu: I don't like what I'm thinking
Akama: I would say to share it but you don't have evidence and if Kuguri is keeping it a secret he doesn't want everyone to know but please just help him when you figure out what to do
Sssseguro: as great as Numai is and everything but he is hella dense and he can over react over things
Sssseguro: not only that but I bet Kuguri is worried about putting too much pressure on any of us with all the third years leaving and having to focus on their futures and then all the second years getting ready for our third year
Kinoshita: is he not friends with any other first years in your school???
Akama: I know he's friends with most the first years from other teams but in our school he's only really friends with the team
Akama: there is this cute kid who's coming up to our school and team that came to check out the school with his junior high that was amazed by Kuguri
Sssseguro: yeah that kid was so cute.
Kyoutani: maybe Kuguri doesn't want all of you snooping in his business
Kyoutani: I get you all care but this may be something he really doesn't want anyone to know about
Semi's Cute Ass: I agree however if he's showing up with bruises it can be a bit hard to judge things
Yuuji: but at the same time a hospital can't force treatment on patients unless there is certain circumstances that means they can
Snek Lover: how do you know that?
Yuuji: I may or may not wanna work in a hospital
Silent Cat: that explains the good grades
Shirabooboo: I think we should let Osamu and Kuguri's boyfriend and close friends handle it for now but all be here with our support if Osamu or the others end up needing it
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: I agree now lets change subjects
Narita: HOw is Atsumu????
Tsumu: I'm good at the moment.
Tsumu: my arm is recovering well and my doctor has started me on some new pills to try and help with the whole light headed and fainting thing until they finally find out what happens
Best Smol Boy: as long as you're in top shape for the training camp it will be fine
BRO NOYA: yeah I wanna try receiving your serves again
BRO TANAKA: yeah your serves are so good but Yamaguchi will be better than you
Suna: thank god you said that or you would have inflated his ego way too much and I would personally find you and rip your tongue out
BRO TORA: holy shit
Watari: well the change of subject was good for a little while
Sakusa Kiyoomi: this chat is a mess
Silent Cat: you just realised that???
Group Chat: AAACEEE
Mr Soft: Hello
Godzilla<3: you are too pure and sweet to be in this chat Asahi
Snek Lover: I'm sure Noya would disagree
Mr Soft: please tell me Noya doesn't talk about our sex life in the second year group chat
Yuuji: he doesn't don't worry
BRO TORA: he has too mush respect for you to do that
Numaiiii: I would say the same about my boyfriend and my teammates but I would be flat out lying
Snek Lover: you would
Snek Lover: but I cant talk because Daishou definitely cant say the sme about me
Numaiiii: yeah please think twice before telling me how you fuck my captain/friend
Aran: I wish I couldn't hear or walk in on my captain having sex with our middle blocker
Strong Boi: I only say things about my sex life to annoy Oikawa
Owl Bro: ohhhhhh I knowwwww we see it all the time in the captain group chat
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I didn't expect Ushijima-san to be that explicit about his sex life even if it is to annoy Oikawa.
Owl Bro: oh how wrong you are
I know I have focused on Kuguri and Osamu a lot recently but I really like the story line. They will be left alone for a little while though I promise.
If there is any characters or other teams or pairings that I haven't included that you would like to see then please tell me and I would try my best to include them!
I know I haven't updated in a while but I'm just gonna spare you the excuses and I hope you enjoy the chapter.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Group Chat: Second Years
Snek Lover: Someone help me T-T
Akama: why are you on Futakuchi's phon??
Snek Lover: I got another paper cut and he's acting like I'm dying again
Snek Lover: Teruuuuuuu
Snek Lover: tell him to calm tf down pleaseeeeeee
Snek Lover: （┬┬＿┬┬）
Yuuji: mkay Daishou
Snek Lover: thank chuuu ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Silent Cat: well that was interesting
Shirabooboo: I honestly don't know what to think of that
Semi's Cute Ass: I don't think anyone does
Yahaba: does anyone know where the hell the team moms have gone
Kyoutani: yeah Iwaizumi has left me to deal with you and fucking Oikawa in the same fucking room
Samu: I've been left with Tsumu who won't stop talking about my call with Kuguri
Samu: I swear to god suna if you don't fucking help me I will get kits-san to blue ball you for ten fucking years
Suna: okay I'll help
Best Smol Boy: the power of being blue balled is strong
Future Team Mom: tbh it just makes me think of blue from heathers
Narita: musicals are the best
Watari: and that's the true tea
BRO TORA: Fukunaga loves them
ApplePi: *cough* don't you mean your crush *cough*
ApplePi: I'm sorry what was that????
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: wow Kenma
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: Sugawara-san is laughing so hard right now and Yaku-san is trying not to laugh
Sssseguro: wait so are all the team moms together right now
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: yes but we are still waiting for Daishou but from what seemed to have happened earlier it seems Futakuchi is holding him up
Kinoshita: where are you????
Kinoshita: Daichi is practically gonna die at this point
Future Team Mom: I don't know how Suga-san does this shit daily
BRO TANAKA: WE ARENT THAT BADDDD BABE
Silent Cat: 'babe'
ApplePi: you wanna play that game
Silent Cat: ...….no
BRO NOYA: someone really out sassed Fukunaga
BRO NOYA: dammnnnn
Tsumu: ive screen shot this moment
Sakusa Kiyoomi: this is truly a moment we must all memorise before we die from colds
Sakusa's Mom: ......
Sakusa's Mom: you should be a drama student Sakusa
Sakusa Kiyoomi: Why?
Semi's Cute Ass: you're extremely dramatic
Shirabooboo: says the guy who nearly cried when Semi cried
Semi's Cute Ass: I wasn't the only one a lot of people were upset because it was just unexpected from him
Ginjima: by that response I can only assume that Shirabu was upset too
Kosaku: aw hw cte
Watari: ahhhh Kosaku is back with his cute typing
Kyoutani: you're the only one who thinks that because none of us can understand the fuck he is saying
Watari: he's still adorable
Private Message: Dadchi to Sugamama
Dadchi: When are you coming back
Dadchi: Hinata and Kageyama are fighting
Sugamama: not for a while Dai
Sugamama: Daishou just got here and we only just ordered coffee
Sugamama: tell them that if they don't behave then I wont let them have any the cookies Kita made for the team
Dadchi: okay that worked
Sugamama: see you've got this Dai
Dadchi: thank you Koushi
Sugamama: if things get bad get Ennoshita and Yama to help
Sugamama: especially if its a Tsukki problem because he's secretly whipped for Yams
Sugamama: they are such a cute couple
Sugamama: and if that doesn't work then i'll tell them off in the group chat
Dadchi: this is why I love you
Sugamama: I love you too Daichi
Sugamama: if you get through this then I'll cook you dinner tonight okay?
Dadchi: sounds good to me
Sugamama: you may get something else too ;)
Dadchi: shit gotta go love you
Sugamama: love you too good luck
Sugawara put away his phone safely into his pocket before turning back to everyone at the table. "Sorry, Dai needed some help with our kids." Suga laughed to himself just thinking about how Daichi's cute little panicked face probably looked.
"I feel like a lot of our teams are going crazy without us there but we still needed to have this little meeting before the training camp. And for Kita's baking." Everyone nodded their head in agreement to Yaku's comment. "This training camp is gonna be hell and a half with everyone in the same place together. Also with us going to Daishou's School my team are gonna be extremely annoying. I'm just hoping me and Kenma can keep Kuroo in line."
After Yaku finished talking everyone slowly turned their heads to face Daishou. The mentioned captain looked up from his coffee to see everyone staring at him with hopeful glints in their eyes. The snake like boy was confused as to why they were looking at him like that and decided to question them. "Why are you all looking at me like that for?"
Akaashi rolled his eyes before answering the clueless Daishou's question, "Are you gonna be civil with pain in the ass Kuroo-san or are you gonna be a little shit like you usually are and provoke him?"
Daishou rolled his eyes at Akaashi before facing the others again. "I will try to be civil with him but I'm not making any promises for the rest of my team. The only people in my team who won't actually provoke Nekoma is Kuguri and Akama. Seguro may listen to me and Akama though. Numai may listen to Kuguri. Hiroo I will never know."
"Not to sound rude or disrespectful, but I think Kuguri and Osamu will be attached to each other considering their recent development." Kita took a sip of his tea.
"Are we not gonna talk about how Kita just low-key done something iconic." Kita looked at Iwaizumi with a look of confusion on his face. "You took a sip of your tea after you said what could be considered as tea." Kita still looked confused but decided just to ignore it while continuing to drink his tea.
"What I want to know is that no one will try to have sex with each other while we are there. I'm mainly talking about you and Futakuchi, Daishou." Daishou fake gasped after Moniwa looked at him with a straight face to match his statement. Misaki nudged Daishou before pulling down the collar of his shirt a little to reveal a small hickey on the snake boy's neck. "Daishou we all know you and Futakuchi fucked before you came here" Misaki giggled. "Not only that but Mika told me that you are very needy and pouty when you don't get what you want."
Daishou blushed and slowly slid down in his chair while nibbling on his cookie. Semi laughed at Daishou's reaction "Come on Daishou we all know that Mika fucked you with a strap-on while you were dating." Semi managed to get out between his fits of laughter as Daishou slide even further down in his chair.
"Is it just me or is Semi stupidly pretty?"
Iwaizumi choked on his coffee before looking up at Akaashi, "That's a bit rich coming from you Akaashi. You do have a point though. You, Semi and Sugawara are all stupidly pretty. Daishou and Kita are stupidly attractive as well."
Yaku nodded in agreement, "Must be a setter and a captain thing."
Sugawara smiled with a slight blush present on his cheeks from the complement. "Back to the training camp though. I bet Kuguri and Osamu will do something during this training camp. I'm not sure what but they will do something."
Everyone nodded in agreement before Daishou spoke up, "I just hope Osamu can figure out what the hell is going on with Kuguri.."
I feel like this chapter is really short...
I hope you still enjoyed it and if there is anything specific you wanna see or any couples you want to happen then let me know in the comments bellow!! I'm always happy to hear from people!!
And in case i don't update before Christmas then I hope everyoone has a good christmas and if you don't celebrate it then I hope you just have a nice relaxing holiday!!
I hope everyone had a good time over the holidays and has had a good start to this year!
Group Chat: Fuck All Our Lives
Hyperactive Coach: is anyone elses students talking about overly sexual things in team group chats????
Hyperactive Coach: or is it just mine
Ukai: Well my team don't usually because sugawara stops them before they even can
Ukai: not like him and Daichi isn't any better
Meow Bitch: im worried all of us are gonna get arrested eventually because of what all those kids say
Why Is Everyone Gay?: Hanamaki name on here is enough to get me arrested
Mizoguchi: we are just gonna have to put up with it because its gonna be even worse at the training camp
Sigh: its gonna be a horror show at the training camp
Cat Coach: agreed I just hope Daishou and Kuroo don't kill each other
Blocky Team: this training camp certainly is gonna be interesting
Spawn Of Satan: all I know is that my team will win all of the matches
Ukai has gone offline.
Meow Bitch has gone offline.
Blocky Team has gone offline.
Sigh has gone offline.
Mizoguchi has gone offline.
Why Is Everyone Gay? has gone offline.
Hyperactive Coach has gone offline.
Dog's R Cute: But didn't Karasuno beat Shiratorizawa?
Spawn Of Satan has gone offline.
Group Chat: Second Years
Ginjima: so is there any updates on Osamu x Kuguri
Samu: the fuck does that mean?
Ginjima: it means I ship you two
Ginjima: I also ship Kawanishi and Semi
Semi's Cute Ass: thanks I guess?
Shirabooboo: that's the only time you and Semi will ever be considered in a relationship together so you should be thankful
Shirabooboo: I also ship Osamu and Kuguri though
Akama: I ship it so hard even though I love Kuguri and Numai as a couple
Yuuji: I think we all lowkey ship it
Sakusa's Mom: maybe we shouldn't say that to Osamu's face though
Snek Lover: are you saying you don't ship it?
Sakusa's Mom: I never said that >w<
Tsumu: Komori might as well be a living uwu face
Samu: back to you all fucking shipping me
Samu: can you fucking not
Yahaba: we could
Yahaba: but the thing is
Yahaba: that we don't wanna
Samu: I fuckin hate all of u
Watari: its okay Osamu some of us wont tease you
Tsumu added Akama and 10 others to Operation Osamu x Kuguri.
Tsumu: now we can talk about him without him getting bitchy
Snek Lover: isn't it a bit weird that you are shipping your brother with someone who you don't even know
Tsumu: isn't it weird that you're dating Daishou but it looks like you two could be cousins
Tsumu: plus I've never seen Samu look like that at someone and it was through a fuckin phone
Twin Handler: Atsumu, despite all the curse words, does have a point.
Twin Handler: he did seem very flustered at even the mention of Kuguri's name
Human Snake: Kuguri is a little similar and I haven't seen him act like that since before he got with Numai
Human Snake: also do me and Kenji really look like we could be related?
Human Snake: because that would explain why Mika looked a little confused when the two of them first met
Snek Lover: I guess we do kinda look similar
Human Snake: well we aren't related so I guess its fine
Akama: lets get back on topic
Akama: Kuguri and Osamu
Sssseguro: yeah does anyone know anything else that is different from their usual behaviour
Ginjima: Osamu has been very distracted
Ginjima: I'm pretty sure Kita-san knows why
Tsumu: oh yeah cuz kita-san had to scold him for not focusing
Twin Handler has added Suna to Operation Osamu x Kuguri.
Tsumu: kita noooooooooooo
Tsumu: he will tell Samuuu
Suna: I wont you idiot
Suna: i'm as much of your friend as I am his you know
Suna: not only that but Osamu will get pissy at Kita for allowing it and I don't want to deal with a pissy Osamu and a subtle pissy Kita
Twin Handler: Choose your words carefully Rin.
Yuuji: he's whipped
Yahaba: back on topic guys!
Twin Handler: Osamu was getting distracted because he's still worried about Kuguri.
Human Snake: I'm glad that someone who isn't on our team is worried for him
Human Snake: but I hope he doesn't see Kuguri soon because he may have a few more bruises now
Yahaba: what do you mean?????
Akama: when he came to practise this morning he had a full on black eye and a bandage around his wrist
Sssseguro: he also had bruises on his legs but that was definitely from volleyball
Shirabooboo: its not his parents right...?
Human Snake: no
Human Snake: his parents are always away on business trips so he mainly lives with his older brother who he said is also barely there
Human Snake: his brother also seems nice too
Sakusa's Mom: maybe he's getting bullied?
Sssseguro: that would explain why he wouldn't want to tell Numai
Snek Lover: why wouldn't he want to tell his boyfriend?
Akama: because Numai can overreact sometimes
Suna: what does Kuguri's brother look like?
Human Snake: similar to Kuguri but even taller and with slightly darker and neater hair then Kuguri
Suna: like this
Suna has sent a picture to Operation Osamu x Kuguri.
Human Snake: yeah that's him how did you get a picture of himand Kuguri
Suna: well Osamu wanted to play games so I went to his house and then he got frustrated because he couldn't concentrate so we went out to get food and I spotted Kuguri with someone who wasn't his boyfriend so
Suna: Osamu hasn't spotted him yet
Suna: oh shit scrap that he has and he doesn't look impressed
Twin Handler: Keep him in line for me please and if it gets too much drag him away and call me.
Yahaba: why are you so panicked
Twin Handler: Because Osamu is like me and Suna and doesn't show much emotion very often. The only person that can really get a lot of emotion out of him is Atsumu but recently he has been more expressive, especially if anything about Kuguri is mentioned.
Sakusa's Mom: lets hope nothing gets too out of hand
Suna: I guess I'll keep everyone updated
Osamu gently touched Kuguri's face to take a closer look at his eye while Suna sneakily snapped a picture, as much as the raven haired male should be doing damage control he couldn't help but want to take the picture to send into the group chat.
"What in the actual fuck happened to your eye?" Osamu said in a tone that came out a lot harsher then it should have been which quickly prompted Suna to give him a nudge and a look that told him to calm down. Luckily the younger male didn't seem that phased by the harsh sounding tone but instead moved Osamu's hand away from his face.
Kuguri was about to reply when a deeper voice cut him off before he could. "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends my darling little brother."
Osamu and Suna noticed a slight frown appear on the younger teens face before he nodded. "Sorry.. This is Miya Osamu and Suna Rintarou from Inarizaki, Osamu-san, Suna-san, this is my older brother Taro.." Kuguri's tone was a lot quieter then usual for the already unenthusiastic boy and it worried the two from the fox team.
"What are students from Inarizaki doing with being friends with someone like my baby brother." Osamu didn't like the undermining tone in Taro's voice and was about to say something to the older boy until Suna nudged him again.
"Oh we just wanted to hang out with someone who is gonna be the ace of their team next year, and because the training camp our team is going to is being held at Kuguri's school we thought it might be a good idea to some of them from that school."
The grey haired twin glared at Suna as it made it sound like they were only friends with Kuguri for beneficial reasons which certainly wasn't the case, but the grey haired male relaxed when he saw Kuguri nodding along with Suna's story.
"That's why I said I couldn't play games with you today because I was supposed to be meeting them here." Kuguri looked up from where he was fiddling with his hoodie sleeves over to his brother.
"I don't reme-"
"Of course you don't fuckin' remember. I literally told you that we were meeting him last night Suna." The mentioned male looked at Osamu confused only to see the twin looking at Kuguri who had a kind of pleading look in his eyes and understood why the grey haired teen went along with the younger teens story. "We were just about to leave thinkin' that Kuguri didn't remember about it but then he showed up and we really have to go."
Taro huffed and crossed his arms over his chest. "Fine, see you later Nao. Be home before ten or you are in big trouble."
Kuguri stiffly nodded and watched as his older brother walked away, only then becoming relaxed once his brother had fully gone. He turned to the two older boys and mumbled out a little 'thanks'.
The three were silent for a little while until Suna decided to speak up. "Well you two can decided what you wanna do, because I assume Kuguri has no where to go now, while I call Kita."
"You're so fuckin' whipped."
"Oh you don't wanna go there, Osamu the aromantic my ass."
Osamu glared at Suna as he walked away from him with his phone already out. "Back to my question, what the fuck happened to your eye? And don't you dare say volleyball because no one on your team is bad enough to hit you in the face with a ball to leave a bruise like that."
"Someone opened the door when I was standing behind it and it smacked my face and my wrist. But I'm fine."
"Well your eye doesn't look fuckin' fine."
"It is so calm down. Can we just go back to your house or something?"
Osamu sighed and nodded, "Sure but my annoying ass brother is gonna be there."
"That's fine. I'm sorry for interrupting whatever you and Suna-san were doing."
"Don't worry 'bout it. It's weird to hear 'san' at the end of our names. You don't have to do that y'know."
Kuguri rolled his eyes a little and grabbed Osamu's hand. "It's a habit so shut up and lets just go." Kuguri started to walk out while still holding Osamu's hand before quickly stopping and looking at the grey haired teen.
"Oh by the way, your accent is a lot hotter in person."
Osamu blushed as soon as Kuguri said that and let himself be dragged off with the younger boy but not before hearing Suna whisper to him, "Look who's whipped now" before joining Kuguri to show him the way to the Miya house hold.
Sorry for the late update, I've been switching college's and it has been very stressful but now I'm settles in and I have Mondays and Tuesdays off and I'm only in for half a day on Wednesday so I should be able to start updating more frequently hopefully.
Group Chat: Operation Osamu x Kuguri
Suna has sent a picture to Operation Osamu x Kuguri.
Snek Lover: is Osamu holding Kuguri's fucking face
Akama: it seems like he is
Akama: I assume he wasn't too happy about the black eye then
Suna: definitely not
Suna: but now he can no longer called me whipped because he is sooooo whipped
Sakusa's Mom: you're sooooooooo whipped no matter if he is or not
Tsumu: I wanna meet him now -_-
Suna: well you will because we are now coming back to your place
Tsumu: oh really
Twin Handler: Don't even think about it Atsumu.
Twin Handler: Don't.
Yahaba: I'm starting to think that the whole Inarizaki team is just whipped for Kita
Suna: that's because we are
Human Snake: why is Kuguri going back to the twins house?
Sssseguro: yeah isn't he supposed to be with his brother today?
Suna: well Kuguri and Osamu lied to Kuguri's brother saying that they already planned this and at first I was confused but then I looked over at Osamu and he was looking at Kuguri and it seemed like he was begging us to go along with him so we did
Suna: so now we are on the train back but something happened before that
Ginjima: what exactly?
Suna: well as Kuguri was dragging Osamu along, by his hand
Suna: he just turned around to face him and said
Shirabooboo: just fucking tell us
Suna: he said
Suna: your accent is way hotter in person
Yuuji: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dsgkdgkjsgljdhkjgksjashgdkdfahgdshgkjsdjkdafhkskgf
Snek Lover: Terushima.exe has stopped working and the comment wasn't even aimed at him
Human Snake: I would but also wouldn't expect Kuguri to say that fucking hell
Tsumu: I don't think Samu has an accent
Akama: yeah but compared to how people talk from our school it may be quite different
Suna: any way we are nearly at your house Atsumu so you better fucking behave
Tsumu: sure whatever
Twin Handler: Behave.
Tsumu: okay Kita-san
Osamu walked up to the door of his house and took his keys out of his pocket before unlocking the door and leading Kuguri inside. Atsumu heard the door close and came running down the stairs ready to harass his brother like the good brother he is.
"Samu! You're back my darling brother!" Atsumu shouted as he jumped and hugged his brother. Osamu pushed his brother off of him and glared at him.
"Really Tsumu. Can't you leave me alone for one fuckin' second."
"Nope! But you should know that mum is home so you should probably introduce Kuguri to her." Osamu rolled his eyes at his brother before walking over to the kitchen, leading Kuguri with him as they were still holding hands. Atsumu noticed their joined hands and gave Suna a knowing look causing the raven haired boy to roll his eyes at the blonde.
The two followed Osamu and Kuguri into the kitchen. "Ah mum. I've brought someone here I hope you don't mind." A raven haired woman turned around at the sound of her son's voice and smiled at the group of boys.
"And who might this be." The woman frowned slightly once she noticed Kuguri's black eye, "Oh! that eye doesn't look very good should I go and get you an ice pack sweetie?"
Kuguri shook his head slightly, "I'm okay thank you. I'm Kuguri Naoyasu, I'm a first year from Nohebi. Sorry for intruding, all of this was kinda last minuet."
The lady smiled softly at the younger boy, "Don't worry about it sweetheart. You can stay as long as you need, I love the boy's having new friends. Now how about Atsumu and Suna take you upstairs while I quickly talk to Osamu."
Osamu let go of Kuguri's hand and let Suna lead the younger boy upstairs, Atsumu was about to follow them before his mum stopped him. "Before you go Atsumu." The mentioned twin turned to face his mum. "You better behave or you will be in big trouble."
Atsumu sighed and nodded before turning around and walking upstairs but not without shouting, "Why is everyone telling me that!" As he went up the stairs.
The raven haired woman laughed at her son's words before turning to Osamu. "So are you going to tell me why you brought a boy back that has a black eye and why you were holding his hand."
"I've been talking to him a lot and I spotted him at the place I was eating at with Suna. He was with his brother but everything just seemed so tense and he made up a lie saying he couldn't hang out with his brother because he was supposed to hang out with us. He looked at me like he was begging me to help him so I went along with everything and then his brother left."
"But what about the black eye. How did he get that because he seems like quite a polite boy."
"Mum I wish I knew where the fuck he got that. He had a bruise the other day just under his eye and now he has a whole black eye! And he hurt his wrist! He just said he got whacked with a door by accident but I don't believe that for one fuckin' second!"
Osamu's mum frowned before hugging her son in hopes to calm him down a little. "Now normally I would tell you off for swearing but I will allow it this once okay." Osamu just nodded into his mum's shoulder. "Is he staying over night? Do you want him to because I can call his parents and make up something about not wanting him to go home in the dark by himself." Osamu just nodded again.
"Okay, I'll ask him to give me his home number later but for now I'll leave you boys to it."
"Thanks mum...I don't know what it is but for some reason I really care about him.."
His mum laughed softly before stroking her son's dyed locks, "Sweetie I think you might like him. And you know that is perfectly fine if you do, okay. Now go upstairs and save Suna and Kuguri from your brother."
Osamu nodded and went upstairs and into his room where he assumed everyone was and when he walked into the room he was greeted by the sight of everyone on their phones. Osamu rolled his eyes before sitting down next to Kuguri.
Group Chat: Second Years
Shirabooboo: so how is everyone feeling about the training camp????
Yahaba: I'm excited to rope people into playing truth or dare and getting people to kiss one another
Semi's Cute Ass: I hope that doesn't include me
Yahaba: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yahaba: whatever helps you sleep at night
Semi's Cute Ass: I'm looking forward to everything BUT that.
Akama: I think it will be nice to meet everyone in person
Sakusa's Mom: I am so excited to meet everyone and hopefully get to be in a different team and learn to adapt to other players styles
Best Smol Boy: I think it will be cool to spike other peoples sets
Best Smol Boy: I mean every setter will be lucky to toss to me
Tsumu: I just really want to toss to that orange kid from Karasuno
Best Smol Boy: I don't get whats so great about him but go off I guess.
Future Team Mom: this camp is certainly gonna be interesting
Silent Cat: good luck team moms
Watari: and the nope squad
ApplePi: on behalf of the nope squad we thank you
Private Message: Samu to Twin Handler
Samu: Kita san can you please come to my house before I murder your future husband and my brother
Twin Handler: I'm already on my way so don't worry.
Twin Handler: Not only that but your mum invited me over to bake some cupcakes for all of you with her as she was thinking about just getting take out for dinner instead of cooking.
Samu: I swear my mum loves you
Twin Handler: No we just both relate about having to deal with you and Atsumu being a pain in the ass 24/7.
Samu: Tsumu more then me tho right?
Twin Handler: You can be a real brat like Atsumu when you want to be.
Twin Handler: But whatever helps you sleep at night.
Samu: I very attacked!!!!!"!"!"1212131121!!!!!
Twin Handler: Relax.
Samu: is it a coincidence that you know that drag race reference or do you actually watch it????
Twin Handler: Well technically that was on Untucked.
Samu: good point but damn Kita san didn't know you would watch that
Twin Handler: I watch it with the other Team Moms frequently.
Samu: Well then
Samu: the more you know
Samu: ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)
Twin Handler: I'll be at your house in about 10 minuets.
Samu: ill see you soon then kita san
Twin Handler: See you soon.
Samu: Wait you didn't deny that Suna would be your future husband!!!!!!"1211!!!!!!!1111!!!!!
Twin Handler: See you Soon.
Twin Handler has gone offline.
Samu: (˵ ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆˵)
Group Chat: Second Years
Samu: I finally have blackmail material on Kita san bitches
Suna: what exactly
Samu: I made a joke that I was gonna kill his future husband while referring to you and he didn't even deny it
Samu: then when I asked him about it he just went offline
Tsumu: suna just threw a pillow at samu really hard
Suna: now what have we learnt today
Samu: not to use anything against Kita san......
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: wow Osamu and Atsumu are a lot more similar then I originally thought
Kosaku: yh thy r
Watari: ahhhhhhh Kosaku soooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yahaba: Watari.exe has stopped working
Best Smol Boy: well its good to know that no one should even try to get blackmail material on Kita Shinsuke
Semi's Cute Ass: wait isn't Kuguri with the fox trio
Suna: yeah but hes on his phone too
Tsumu: we are waiting for Kita san to arrive
Snek Lover: so you are all whipped for Kita
Ginjima: u would be too if you met him
Akama: well I just hope Kuguri is okay
Sssseguro: yh you guys best take good care of our baby snek
Akama: Kuguri is the baby snek of our team that we all love very much
Snek Lover: Kuguri is low key adorable tbh
Yuuji: dude ur low key adorable
Snek Lover: omg you too dude
Yuuji: ur boyfriend is high key adorable
Snek Lover: should have seen that one coming
Shirabooboo: Semi is low key adorable
Semi's Cute Ass: did you ctually just say something nice about Semi?
Shirabooboo: yes but what happens in this chat stays in this chat
Best Smol Boy: ohhhhhhhhh but does it??????
Shirabooboo: it does unless you don't want you ass kicked
Best Smol Boy: you don't scare me
ApplePi: never doubt the power of a setter
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: we are pretty and petty according to our group chat name
Silent Cat: whats the libero's group chat name????
BRO NOYA: best position ever
Watari: we try to keep it pg in there because we have Shibayama in it and he is precious
BRO NOYA: the libero chat is lit
BRO TORA: the ace chat is pretty lit too
BRO TANAKA: its weird though because you are also in the next gen ace group chat
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I, Terushima and Futakuchi are in both as well
Sakusa's Mom: why is it weird?
Ginjima: because the next gen one is a bit rude to the old one
Kyoutani: its called 'Next Ace (Bye To The Other Old Fucks)'
Samu: i'm pretty sure that's where Kuguri is chatting in right now
BRO TORA: he is
Yuuji: I'm shocked there is 4 first years in the chat
Future Team Mom: we sure do have some talented first years among us
Group Chat: Crow Family
Kiyo: Yachi and I have arranged all the stuff we needed to for the team before the training camp
Precious Child: oh yeah!
Precious Child: I forgot we done that
Ukai's Wife: oh good that makes things a lot more easier
Ukai's Wife: everything has now been finalised so we know where everyone will be staying that we will leave to be shared among the different group chats
Ukai: but we will also tell you where you will be staying when we arrive
Dadchi: and for the love of god
Sugamama: try to restrain yourselves from fucking while we are there
Tsukki: that's a bit rich coming from you and Daichi san
Adorable Fluff: I don't think you really have to worry about us
Sugamama: maybe not you Yama but I don't trust Tanaka and Noya
Mr Soft: but im with Noya....
Dadchi: but you're whipped
Mr Soft: ....you have a point
Literal Sun: me and Kageyama wont do anything Suga-san
KaGAYama: we wont?
Literal Sun: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Literal Sun: I'm excited to meet all the other first years
Narita: yeah the second years will probably steal Kuguri off you first years
Adorable Fluff: why exactly
Kinoshita: no reason
kinoshita: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Narita: （ ͡° ل͜ ͡°）人（ ͡° ل͜ ͡° ）
Future Team Mom: the second year group chat has planned to play truth or dare to try and get Kuguri and Osamu to kiss
BRO TANAKA: way to reveal our plan babe...
Adorable Fluff: isn't that a bit off
Tsukki: its best not to get involved Tadashi
Adorable Fluff: okay Tsukki ヾ(＾-＾)ノ
Sugamama: you guys are not doing that
BRO NOYA: don't worry Akaashi will be supervising
Sugamama: that doesn't make it any better
Kinoshita: Kuguri is literally at Osamu's house right now
Sugamama: I will only allow it to happen if Daishou and Kita supervise as well
Dadchi: that makes most sense since they are their captains
Sugamama: I will talk to Daishou and Kita then.
Kita knocked on Osamu's bedroom door before entering the room to see all the younger boys invested in their phones. "Good to see you guys are getting along so well." Kita said as he sat down next to Suna before pulling the phone out of his boyfriend's hands. Suna rolled his eyes and wrapped his arms around Kita's waist and pulled the smaller male closer to him.
Kita smiled ever so slightly that it would have been missed by anyone who didn't know Kita that well but Suna noticed the small smile straight away.
Kita turned to look over at Kuguri, "It's nice to finally meet you Kuguri. I hope the boys have been nice and welcoming enough for you."
Kuguri nodded, "They've been quite entertaining actually. I got to see Suna-san nearly knock Osamu-san out with just a simple throw of a pillow."
Atsumu started laughing loudly at the memory. "Oh my god it was so fuckin' funny! You shoulda seen it Kita-san!" Osamu glared at his brother and went to reach for a pillow but was interrupted by Kuguri laughing quietly.
"It was fairly funny to just see Osamu-san's face afterwards, I wish I managed to get a picture." The mentioned male blushed at the statement and hid his face to hide the redness as best as he could not noticing the smirk the other fox team members shared.
"Well I'm glad you guys are getting along but I have some baking to do. Oh is there anything you are allergic to, Kuguri?" Kita stood up and looked at the younger male as he shook his head no. Kita nodded and was about to leave before turning around to face Atsumu, "Behave."
The blonde gasped and placed his hand on his chest like he was offended as Kita left the room.
"So are we gonna do something or are we just gonna go back to being angsty, anti-social teenagers?" Suna put his phone in his pocket and looked at the other three males in the room.
"We could always play something like twenty one questions." Atsumu suggested as he put his phone on the desk he was sitting on. "I know it's usually played between two people but we could just take turns asking each other questions."
Osamu and Suna nodded and turned to Kuguri for his reply, the latter just shrugged. "I don't mind as long as we don't have to answer anything we aren't comfortable with."
The raven and the blonde nodded as Osamu just looked at Kuguri with a questioning look.
Osamu's stare was cut short by Suna moving onto the floor and gesturing for the others join him, all four boys forming something that somewhat resembled a circle. "Who wants to ask a question first."
Atsumu smirked, "I'll go!" The blonde turned to look over at Suna. "What's he kinkiest thing you and Kita-san have ever done?"
Suna rolled his eyes at the question. "Well you fuckin' pervert, I hate to burst your little bubble but we haven't really explored the kink world yet."
Atsumu laughed, "'Yet' so are you saying you might?"
"Sorry but you're only allowed to ask one question per turn." Atsumu pouted and crossed his arms across his chest, well as best as he could with his hurt arm.
Suna turned to the youngest male, "So Kuguri, how did you and your boyfriend get together?"
Kuguri blushed slightly. "Well I've kind of always had a crush on him since I met him. The whole team kinda knew because I wasn't exactly subtle but Numai-san is so dense it's sometimes hard to believe. Then after our match with Nekoma, the one that I had to replace him for, I just got frustrated that he wasn't picking up on anything and kissed him then he asked me if I liked him."
Osamu stared at Kuguri with a shocked expression plastered all over his face. "Did he seriously ask you that after you kissed him?"
Kuguri nodded before carrying on, "Yeah, he is really that dense. So I just kissed him again and he said 'I guess that is a yes' and then asked me out."
"Well you get to ask a question." Kuguri nodded and looked at Osamu.
"I've kind of asked you this before but you didn't really answer me." Osamu nodded and waited for the younger boy to carry on. "Why did you say you would bang me? You know out of the many people who are way better looking then me."
Atsumu and Suna both looked between Osamu and Kuguri with wide but curious eyes. Osamu just stared at Kuguri not really knowing how to answer.
"I-I...I'm not quite sure if I'm honest.. I guess it's just because you're you.. I don't know. I think you're attractive."
Kuguri nodded and looked down at his lap.
I'm sorry I had to add more Kita x Suna in, I just love them two together so much and there isn't much out there for them two as a pair.
Group Chat: Second Years
Sakusa Kiyoomi: yes?
Tsumu: I miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Sakusa Kiyoomi: do you wish for me to come over or?
Tsumu: letme check with the others first
Suna: do you really think your mom can handle that many of us
Samu: but he will also stop annoying the shit out of me if Sakusa is there
Samu: not only that but Kita is here too
Suna: just get over here Sakusa fuckin hell
Sakusa Kiyoomi: okay
Sakusa Kiyoomi: does Kuguri have anything?
Samu: no he doesn't you dickhead
Future Team mom: calm down Osamu he was just asking
Tsumu: yh don't be mean to my bf
Suna: im so glad Kita is here or I might just ahhhh
Semi's Cute Ass: stay strong Suna
Suna: you too
Suna: I heard youre going out for food with Semi
Yuuji: get some TAICHI!!!!
Snek Lover: chill dude
Snek Lover: also one of the fox boys.
Snek Lover: can one of you get Kuguri to message his boyfriend and Suguru before my head explodes from Suguru worrying and from Suguru complaining about Numai worrying to him
Samu: I'll get him to call or text them now
Snek Lover: you're a lifesaver, thanks
Akama: we have been given room arrangements to share amongst groups
Sssseguro: yeah and they aren't too bad
Yahaba: go ahead and tell us then
Akama: well since they are doing it in year groups they have had to split things up a bit so there isn't too many of us in one space
Best Smol Boy: makes sense
Sssseguro: the Kuguri should be telling th first years about their arrangements and me and Akama here and Daishou and Hiroo for the third years
Akama: also there will be some junior high students joining on one or two days that are going to be joining our school and team but they wont be staying overnight unless absolutely needed and even if they do they will be in the main dorm areas
Shirabooboo: wait if you guys have dorms then why do most of you not stay in them like Kuguri?
Akama: Kuguri, Daishou, Numai and Sakishima live close enough to not need the dorm system but me and Seguro actually share a room
Silent Cat: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ApplePi: still wanna try playing that game
Silent Cat: ...…..I mean not really
BRO TORA: kenma my bro you need to stop
ApplePi: that's what you two get for telling the team about what happened with me and Kuro
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: lets just get back to the room arrangements
Yahaba: Wait does that mean we get meet that kid you guys were talking about that seemed to admire Kuguri
Akama: yup!!! He's adorable.
Sssseguro: well the first group will be: Atsumu, Sakusa, Terushima, Yahaba, Shirabu, Akaashi and Kenma.
Akama: the next is Kawanishi, Futakuchi, Aone (please let him know Futakchi :3) Nishinoya and Ennoshita
BRO TANAKA: no babeeee
Future Team Mom: shhhhhh
Akama: the next is the rest of Terushima's team along with Komori to keep them calm
Sakusa's Mom: uwu
Sssseguro: the next is Tanaka, Fukunaga. Yamamoto, Watari, Kosaku and Hoshiumi
Akama: the last is me, Seguro, Suna, Osamu, Kyoutani, Ginjima, Narita and Kinoshita
Watari: so you two aren't staying in your dorm rooms during the camp????
Sssseguro: nope, we thought we could join you guys and that way if anyone really feels the need the to fuck they can sneak of to our room
Akama: then we will bleach the whole room afterwards
Sssseguro: yeah so if any of you do decide you desperately need to fuck just ask one of us and we will let you in but don't make too much mess or noise we are not your fucking maids
Sakusa Kiyoomi: I doubt anyone will take up your offer
Tsumu: yh most people just fuck in bathrooms
Sakusa Kiyoomi: we are never doing that
Tsumu: why not????
Sakusa Kiyoomi: bathrooms are the homeland of germs and spreading them
Best Smol Boy: he has a good point
Semi's Cute Ass: he may have a good point but if your desperate then most people don't tend to care that much
Shirabooboo: what the fuck are you talking about Taichi
Silent Cat: just because he's a virgin doesn't me he hasn't thought about it
Semi's Cute Ass: who ever said I was a virgin
Yahaba: its kinda obvious with your die hard crush on Semi
Shirabooboo: for once I actually agree with Yahoe
Kyoutani: did you just call him 'Yahoe'?
Narita: that was a kinda shit name to make up
Narita: no offence
Kinoshita: I don't think the no offence made it any better
Shirabooboo: I don't care if it was a shit name
Shirabooboo: its just the first thing I thought of
Suna: it still was proper shit
Suna: you coulda just called him clapped or somethin
Shirabooboo: oh be quiet your whipped as fuck
Yuuji: you see that was good
Yuuji changed Suna's name to Whipped Boi.
Whipped Boi: yall are just sad virgins
Samu: the name does make sense though
Snek Lover: yknow all of us are illegal still in many over places
Snek Lover: the age of consent here is so low its bad
Future Team Mom: I agree. no thirteen year old should have sex
Kosaku: and ppl thght th Uk was bad wth 16
Sakusa's Mom: yeah that isn't nearly as bad as 13
AkaAAAaaaAshIiii: isn't is 20 in South Korea
Tsumu: SRSLY?(ﾟ┏Д┓ﾟ ;)
Sakusa Kiyoomi: Atsumu definitely wouldn't be able to wait that long
Tsumu: damn right I wouldn't
Tsumu: id rather have to deal with u wanting to wear 10 condoms then that
Sakusa Kiyoomi: ..can I?
Tsumu: I cant believe you even bothered asked me that
Sakusa Kiyoomi: worth a shot
Samu: as much as I like to see my brother suffer but there is no way that would even be remotely enjoyable
Sakusa Kiyoomi: so only 5?
Tsumu: 2 at the most
Sakusa Kiyoomi: ( ་ ⍸ ་ )
Sakusa Kiyoomi: fine
Sakusa's Mom: did Sakusa just use a emoji???????
Tsumu: I know hes getting better at this whole chat thing!!!! uwu
Sakusa's Mom: uwu
Sakusa Kiyoomi: thank you
Private Message: NaoYASSSu to Human Snake
NaoYASSSu: hey Daishou-san
Human Snake: KUGURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Human Snake: I was worried
Human Snake: its fine
Human Snake: I've just kept looking at the group chat Kenji is in with Osamu in
NaoYASSSu: then why were you so worried
Human Snake: I still rather hear from you personally
Human Snake: so what happened???
NaoYASSSu: nothing I just didn't want to hang out with my brother today so Osamu-san and Suna-san helped me out and now I'm here
NaoYASSSu: now Kita-san is here making cupcakes with Osamu-san 's mom and Sakusa-san is gonna be here soon
Human Snake: will you be okay with that many people there?
NaoYASSSu: yh why wouldn't I be
Human Snake: nothing I just notice how sometimes you get a bit uncomfortable when around a bunch of people you don't know
Human Snake: you were like it when you first joined the club
NaoYASSSu: you noticed something like that
Human Snake: I don't hear you denying it
Human Snake: and yes, its also kinda my job as captain to know all our teammates and stuff that they are comfortable with and what they aren't comfortable with
Human Snake: so are you sure you are going to be okay because if not I can talk to Numai and get him to pick you up
NaoYASSSu: i'll be okay
NaoYASSSu: Atsumu, Suna and Kita-san are all nice. so is the twins mom
NaoYASSSu: now I will know more people at the training camp
NaoYASSSu: not only that but when Numai-san sees my face and wrist he will freak out and I don't wanna deal with that right now
NaoYASSSu: at least with school I can cover it with makeup and avoid him
Human Snake: what about Osamu????
Human Snake: you said that everyone is nice but you didn't mention Osamu
NaoYASSSu: I did
Human Snake: no you didn't
Human Snake: So what do you think of him
Human Snake: Kuguri????????
Human Snake: why are you taking so long to reply
Human Snake: Kuguri????????????????????????
Human Snake: KUGURI
Human Snake: KUGURI NAOYASU
Human Snake: K
Human Snake: U
Human Snake: G
Human Snake: U
Human Snake: R
Human Snake: I
Human Snake: FUCKING
Human Snake: N
Human Snake: A
Human Snake: O
Human Snake: Y
Human Snake: A
Human Snake: S
Human Snake: U
Human Snake: REPLY TO MEEEEEEEEEE
"Hey um Kuguri?" The grey haired twin looked at the shorter boy. "Why is Daishou blowing up my phone? I thought you were talking to him."
Kuguri took Osamu's phone out of his hands and muted his chat with Daishou before putting the phone on the desk in the corner of the room. "I was but he was asking stupid questions so just ignore him for now."
Osamu nodded, "So what did he ask?"
"Oh you know the typical pointless captain questions that all captains ask." Osamu nodded again.
"By the way my mom was wondering if you wanted to stay here the night. It would make her feel better knowing you're here safe then walking home and getting the train that late in the dark. Especially if you're already injured." The taller male grabbed the other's bandaged wrist gently and just sighed while looking at it, not noticing the light pink making it's way onto Kuguri's cheeks.
"What about my brother..? He will be angry if I don't come home on time..."
Osamu frowned and, without noticing, moved his had so it was now holding Kuguri's hand instead of his wrist making Kuguri's face even more pink then it was before. "My mom will call your brother and tell him that you're staying here. Why are you so worried about that anyway? He's not you're fuckin' parent. He doesn't get to decide what you can 'nd can't do."
If only things were that simple. "You're right but..."
"But what exactly? You're brother shouldn't be dictating your life like he's your guardian."
"I know but that doesn't mean he's going to be happy about it." Why couldn't he just understand that his brother wasn't going to let things slide that easily. Also technically, while his parents were away, he is his guardian. "But I will stay if that's what you want."
"It's not about what other people want, it's about what you want. Of course I want you to stay. I don't want you going home in the dark even if your dick head brother wants you to, but if you want to go home then my mom will take you and I'll tag along."
Kuguri looked down at their still joined hands and felt his face heat up once again before nodding. "Okay...I'll stay. As long as I can borrow something to sleep in obviously."
The older male laughed slightly, "Well obviously I will let you borrow something. Just tell me when you want to change. Now though, we have to go downstairs and eat before both of my mom's kill me."
"You mean you're actual mom and Kita-san don't you."
"Yup! Kita-san nags me like a mom so he technically is. Now lets go."
The two males walked down stairs and into the kitchen with their hands still linked, if the others noticed they decided not to say anything about it. Even Atsumu decided against teasing his twin brother due to the soft smiles on both of the male's faces. They were barely there but were also a big difference for the two usually straight faced teens.
Later on that night Osamu gave Kuguri one of his hoodies and a pair of sweat pants that were too small for him but the whole outfit still seemed to be a tad too big on the shorter male. The two decided they were okay sleeping in the same bed just for the night but before Kuguri went to sleep he grabbed his phone and opened one of his chats and typed out a quick message before putting his phone on charge and snuggling into Osamu's chest. Osamu's arms circled around the younger male's waist on instinct in his sleep which just made Kuguri snuggle closer.
Private Message: NaoYASSSu to Human Snake
NaoYASSSu: I still love Numai-san so much and I would never want to leave him but....
NaoYASSSu: is it bad if I think I might like Osamu....?