Group Chat: Shiny, TrueLeader, HumanLover
Shiny: hey @LM wtf
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HumanLover: i dont see the issue
TrueLeader: ur cat shouldn’t be in our house
HumanLover: ??? where do you want her to be???
TrueLeader: in your house fucker!!
HumanLover: but vassago’s alergic and he’s staying over for the weekend
Shiny: he is??
TrueLeader: belial don’t give in
HumanLover: @lillith step tf up and take care of your grandkid
Shiny: we have to
TrueLeader: the vassago card was a dirty trick LM
HumanLover: it’s true!!
HumanLover: and it worked didn’t it?
TrueLeader: i hate you
Group Chat: The OGs
FindersKeepers: !! im glad i was able to do this again!!
LeaderInTitle: me too!!! it’s been so long vassy!!
FindersKeepers: it has!! (ᵔ.ᵔ)
LeaderInTitle: (≧◡≦) ♡
Shiny: im glad to see you back, vassago! do you want to meet up later??
FindersKeepers: sure!!! the usual place??
Shiny: of course!
FindersKeepers: ill b there at the usual time!!
Bee-Him-Off: how was earth this time??
FindersKeepers: constant suffering as usual!! but the human was fun this time
FindersKeepers: it was actually a challenge to find what they wanted
StarryEyed: its been awhile since thats happened huh
FindersKeepers: humans are. such simple creatures
LeaderInTitle: they cute tho
StarryEyed: @vassago i can feel you looking into the camera stop it
FindersKeepers: LM is so unashamedly open abt his taste and, while i admire that, i hate it in this specific scenario
LeaderInTitle: asnfdn you say that like you haven’t agreed with me multiple times
FinderKeepers: johnny was the cutest and nicest human ever born and you can’t change my mind
FindersKeepers: but the rest of them. just. why
LeaderInTitle: admittedly henry was a mistake but he was good
TrueLeader: fucking ew stop
TrueLeader: meet me @ the pit in ten
LeaderInTitle: no thanks
Shiny: anyway!! you guys are having a sleepover??
FindersKeepers: LM isn’t home yet
LeaderInTitle: you have a key don’t you??
FindersKeepers: no but you realize no one locks anything right
FindersKeepers: and none of you are good at hiding things
FindersKeepers: im actually the only one home and it feels really weird and empty here
LeaderInTitle: ill be there soon!! nunzia threatened to kill me if i left before i finished the paperwork for this project
StarryEyed: i always forget that there’s actual work you have to do
Shiny: we’re disorganized and not formal in the slightest yes, but we have habits that we can’t drop
TrueLeader: especially LM
LeaderInTitle: that reminds me!
TrueLeader: oh no
LeaderInTitle: fuck you!
LeaderInTitle: no but uhhh i met a human yesterday and i know we were just talking about this but
LeaderInTitle: i love him??? so uh
Shiny: you know we support you right?? so long as he’s, you know, not like henry...
LeaderInTitle: he’s not!!
LeaderInTitle: ive been texting him and he called yesterday and he’s really nice!! i think you’d like him!!
Shiny: :) aww
FindersKeepers: is he like johnny
LeaderInTitle: i love him but he’s nowhere close sorry
FindersKeepers: then i support you but i don’t want to meet him
LeaderInTitle: i didn’t think you would! anyway nunzia just left so i think if im quiet, quick, and promise to give amy another cookie tomorrow so she doesn’t rat me out, i’ll be home in abt ten minutes!!
FindersKeepers: don’t die
LeaderInTitle: i make no promises
Group Chat: Y’all Live In MY House
HumanLover: im home!!! amy wants three cookies so we gotta do that
RedWing: why do you keep bribing her you're the boss
HumanLover: not according to lillith
Bathin: lilli’s always held more power than everyone tbh
StrongBoi: we all agree on that but she didn’t lead??? how’d that happen?
StarryEyed: she’s better at planning but she can’t get ppl on her side as easily as LM can
FindersKeepers: !!! HELLO!! @LM I SEE YOU
HumanLover: AH!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!
HumanLover: oh his hair got lonjndfjgn
Bathin: did. did you tackle him
FindersKeepers: didn’t think he’d still have his phone out
HumanLover: im good
HumanLover: as i was saying
HumanLover: his hair got longer
FindersKeepers: (/ =ω=)/ i was getting kinda tired of it being what it was...
HumanLover: its cute i like it
RedWing: “““cute””” are we gonna cry over how hot he looks when we get back
HumanLover: .... yes
FindersKeepers: ksdmjkfn w h y
HumanLover: listen im holding back literal tears rn ok
StrongBoi: oh fuck im not prepared for this
HumanLover: neither was i
HumanLover: suffer w me
Bathin: maybe samael will chill tf out abt none of us having long soft hair to touch
FindersKeepers: x to doubt
Bathin: ... x
FindersKeepers: @LM abt amy, i found a new recipe for cookies a while back, do you wanna make those??
HumanLover: !! of course!!
StrongBoi: no wait for me im only two minutes away
HumanLover: we’ll set up the stuff while we wait ok??
StrongBoi: !! thanks!!
FindersKeepers: i can’t wait to see you all again!!
FindersKeepers: including you lurkers don’t think i can’t see you
RavenBaby: that’s from all of us still at work bc some of us take our jobs seriously
HumanLover: look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t agree with my decision
RedWing: no fights