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This is also a human AU- so the non-human characters have human appearances, basically. Like, Meta Knight is a blue-haired Latino, Kirby is a smol pinkette, and the Pits stay angels, Lucario is black and has his dreads in a ponytail, etc.

Group chat started with Auraboi, blueknight, alteantiara, Ifite4friend, KD3, pink_floof, magicprincess, Twilight_Prince, DIS_BOI_IS_ON_FIYA, hihowareya, Angelface

Angelface: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
alteantiara: heyo
Ifite4friend: wat we doin
Twilight_Prince: chattin. Duh.
blueknight: why am I ehre
blueknight: *hear
blueknight: fuck *erhe
blueknight: *here
KD3: there we go lol
magicprincess: LONK
magicprincess: *LUNK
magicprincess: *LANK
DIS_BOY_IS_ON_FIYA: Link?
magicprincess: YA
magicprincess: LINK U BITHF
magicprincess: WHY TF IS UR NAME ‘TWILIGHT_PRINCE’
Twilight_Prince: BECAUSE WE BROKE UP AND I LIKE MIDNA NOW
hihowareya: Oh, rite. Link used to be ‘hero’ instead of ‘prince’. Damn, drama. Gimme a sec

hihowareya has added birb, Shadowf, and fabuprincess to the chat

fabuprincess: wats goin on
hihowareya: look up
birb: damn that’s drama
Shadowf: I mean we all remember the breakup
Auraboi: especially me. I mean I room with Link
magicprincess: LUCINAAAAA
fabuprincess: waht
magicprincess: someone has to change her username and it AINT GONNA BE ME
fabuprincess: shit
fabuprincess: wait why me
magicprincess: because ur new
fabuprincess: no. wait. Idea. So Link is a prince now, so zel, u should change to unmatch him
magicprincess:…fine

magicprincess has changed their name to arllygoodbook

arllygoodbook: this works
alteantiara: robin wouldn’t like it tho
arllygoodbook: well its mine now
Auraboi: I like how Kirby hasn’t even said anything yet. He’s just… observing lol
hihowareya: idk if hes even active
blueknight: no he’s active, he’s on the chat right now. I see him
blueknight: wait no he’s on a private message nvm
Shadowf: whos he messaging??
blueknight: Idk. Prince Fluff maybe????
Auraboi: I also like how King Dedede is the only one with a normal name
KD3: I mean ill change it
Auraboi: no its fine I mean u can keep it
KD3: TOO LATE

KD3 has changed their name to PINGAS

PINGAS: done
DIS_BOI_IS_ON_FIYA: hey Ike, Marth, Luci. Up for a smash, just us 4?
Ifite4friend: what about Corrin and Robin, I mean were just doing Fire Emblemers rite?
DIS_BOI_IS_ON_FIYA: well yeah, but neither of them can cuz theyre shopping with sheik
Ifite4friend: ohhh


Shadowf: meta r u ok
blueknight: yeah im good
birb: wait what happened
Shadowf: I just heard a yell of pain from his and Kirby’s room
blueknight: I was trying to see what Kirby was doing on his laptop and he hit me. I fell back and hit my head on his nightstand
arllygoodbook: ow
Twilight_Prince: can relate lmao
Auraboi: I can confirm that Link can relate
blueknight: OH SHIT
Auraboi: WHAT HAPPENED
Shadowf: R U OK DO I NEED TO GO IN THERE
Twilight_Prince: META WHAT HAPPENED
fabuprincess: M E T A
blueknight: BLEEDING
blueknight: I BLLDE HELP WHAT DO
Ifite4friend: ITS TH HEELS INCIDENT ALL OVER AGAIN
Shadowf: the what????
alteantiara: rite u weren’t here yet. Basically meta tried to wear heels cuz hes a small and he broke his ankle within two minutes
Shadowf: ouch
blueknight: HEY WHATD
pink_floof: GUYS HELP WHAT DO FOR BLEED
PINGAS: KIRBY U DUMB GO GET BANDAGE FROM DRMARIo
pink_floof: OK

Auraboi: I like how Dedede just let go of the shift key for no apparent reason
PINGAS: LUCARIO SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH
Auraboi: But I’m not talking???????????
PINGAS: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Angelface: This is getting boring

Angelface has added whaddupimjared, imnineteen, andineverfuckin, and learnedhowtoread to the chat

Angelface: There we go :)
alteantiara: IM DYING WTF
alteantiara: WHO IS ALL THESE
Shadowf: IM SCARED TO LOOK UP ALL I HEAR IS JIGGLYPUFF LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
Angelface: Is she even in this chat?????
whaddupimjared: she was reading over my shoulder
Ifite4friend: WHO TF ARE YOU GUYS
imnineteen: Pichu
learnedhowtoread: Libre
andineverfuckin: Pikette <3
whaddupimjared: Pikachu here
pink_floof: alright everything is ok now
blueknight: ya
PINGAS: thankg
Auraboi: ASHDaUHSAHSkalsjasufhIUDJSFDSFSALK
arllygoodbook: what,,,, Lucario,,, u ok
Shadowf: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SCREECH LMAO

Wateryfrogger has joined the chat

Wateryfrogger: I GOT IT
Auraboi: HELPasD ASOIFSPIDeRdsplSJAjahhahhahsahshahashhhhhhhhhhha
learnedhowtoread: are you keysmashing or having a stroke
Shadowf: WHAT WAS THAT SMACK THO
Auraboi: okay its gone thank god
Twilight_Prince: I JUST LOOKED AWAY FOR A FEW MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LUCARIO
alteantiara: so ur not in ur room rn?
Twilight_Prince: No! I’m outside on my laptop!
PINGAS: I think everyone is on laptop
Wateryfrogger: Okay so there was a spider in Lucarios room and he freaked out
Auraboi: GRENINJa HOW DaRE
hihowareya: what????? Lmao

blueknight: OH SHIT
Shadowf: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THUMP
fabuprincess: WHAT IS HAPPENING META WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
Wateryfrogger: I have no idea what is happening WHAT TH E FU C K
hihowareya: IT’S THE NIGHTSTAND INCIDENT ALL OVER AGAIN LMAAOOOOOOOO
andineverfuckin: oh my gooooooooddddddd
pink_floof: IM DYING RN META
pink_floof: HE JUST FREIWIN FELL OFF HIS BED AND DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHIGN
pink_floof: HES JUST LAYING ON THE FLOR LIKE ‘where did my life go wrong’
PINGAS: OH MY ASDFGHJKL;
pink_floof: AND NOW HES MAKING HALF-HEARTED GRABS FOR HIS LAPTOP
pink_floof: LORD HELP ME
arllygoodbook: I cant even with this chat any more
alteantiara: wait wait wait
alteantiara: pit you run the server right
alteantiara: pit
alteantiara: @angelface PIT
Angelface: sorry Dark wanted to join hold on

Angelface has added itsnotaphasema to the chat

Shadowf: Wait give me permissions for a second I want to add Jiggs
Angelface: K

Shadowf has added Bestsinga to the chat

Bestsinga: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
whaddupimjared: nnnnnooOOOOooOoOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Vampslayer01, vampslayer2, wildchild, magic_maiden, KING K ROOL, Jokey~, piiirraaahan, fIREBALL, Chromebook, a_tiny_yellow_flower, *rawr* XD, hero_fwind, and kokiri have joined the chat.

Jokey~: i stol e mcfuckin INVITE HA
Twilight_Prince: frOM WHO ALSO THERES FUCKIN MORE OF ME W H AT
kokiri: :)
magic_maiden: hi~!
KING K ROOL: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
PINGAS: oh my gOD
wildchild: hewwo
Chromebook: Lucina where are you
fabu_princess: im here dad
Jokey~: skull kid
kokiri: yOU BITCH
Vampslayer01: Do I want to know?
a_tiny_yellow_flower: i dont think so
Angelface: asjfgfa;s;sgjkskdfhf
Angelface: dAISY NO
a_tiny_yellow_flower: what? I’m not allowed to have a fun reference? :0
Angelface: I mean,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, asfhslkhflkkhaslkjfad
fIREBALL: I don’t get it.
a_tiny_yellow_flower: it’s kill or BE killed~ :D

*rawr* XD: hi guys

*rawr* XD: i shouldnt have let Lucario choose my name
Auraboi: :)
Angelface: no, no you shouldn’t have.

piiirraaahan has left the chat

a_tiny_yellow_flower: who even was that
fIREBALL: pirahan plant
fiREBALL: however tf you spell it
whaddupimjared: f
imnineteen: u
andineverfuckin: c
learnedhowtoread: c
learnedhowtoread: wait shit i mean k
Angelface: w o w
learnedhowtoread: shutthefuckup


Jokey~: anyway who wants fingers in his ass guy to be in smash too?
a_tiny_yellow_flower: which one?
Jokey~: Snas
a_tiny_yellow_flower: ye
Hero_fwind: ofc
Wildchild: ooo
Hero_fwind: wh o the fu ck a re you?
Wildchild: l.
Hero_fwind: okaythen

alteantiara: is anybody else awake
Auraboi: yep. Im making brownies. Meta thinks hes helping but hes not. He very tired. @PINGAS come pick up ur bf.
PINGAS: afsjkdaljagfa;jkds he’S NOT MY BF
Ifite4friend: suuuuuuuuuuure
alteantiara: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Auraboi: sssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Shadowf: s hut the fuck up m tryin sleep
Auraboi: NO
Auraboi: COME GET THE BROWNIES KITTy CAT
PINGAS: when you let go of the space bar for no goddamn reason
hihowareya: dedede i can see you going to the kitchen and I can’t decide if you’re going for brownies or for ur bf
PINGAS: sHUT the FUkc UP FOX
kokiri: so THATS who that was!
wildchild: uwu
Hero_fwind: plz stop
wildchild: never

Shadowf: excuse me Lucario called me a f ucking KITTY CAT W HA TTHE FUCK
wateryfrogger: i mean he’s not wrong
Shadowf: amfdsjkaljhfgsjhloidofudhsalkfnd.sfdjklhfjdbdsk
*rawr* XD: has anybody noticed Dedede said space bar instead of shift key

KING K ROOL: I STILL HAVENT FIGURED OUT HOW TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK
PINGAS: it’s literally RIGHt there

Shadowf: ohmy god shut the fuck up LET ME SLEEP
Auraboi: NO, YOU WILL STAY AWAKE

Shadowf: W HY
Auraboi: bECAUSE @everyone THE BROWNIES ARE DONE

Auraboi: i regret that decision

a_tiny_yellow_flower: you should.

wildchild: ye
Auraboi: seriously who THe FUCK are you
wildchild: mlunk

a_tiny_yellow_flower: it’s he
Auraboi: w ho
wildchild: hewo tis me, herofwild
Auraboi: ooh you’re that link

Shadowf: ohmygodSHUTTHEFUCK UP
wateryfrogger: mewtwo you’re not even trying to sleep dafuck you sayin
wildchild: are you readin smut @Shadowf
Shadowf: NO
wateryfrogger: they are
Shadowf: NO I M N OT

a_tiny_yellow_flower: wow mewtwo you little kinky bitch
Shadowf: ASGJSDFYGEFHJASDJKLDHSAKDJHAKDSAJKADHSAJDHEURJHBCAMSHUTHTEFUCKUPDAISY
wateryfrogger: ^^^--Me, seeing what they’re actually doing

fIREBALL: ohmygod you’re keeping me up what are yyou guys even do ign
Auraboi: teasing mewtwo
Shadowf: SSTOP
fIREBALL: …
fIREBALL: continue.

birb: definitely continue
hihowareya: falco go the fuck to sleep

birb: n
hihowareya: that goes for the rest of you too
Auraboi: n ev er

 

Twilight_Prince: Lucario just fell asleep on his laptop lol
a_tiny_yellow_flower: take his place, we’re going to keep messing with mewtwo until they link us to the smut they’re readin
fIREBALL: igotthenotificationforthatwayoutofcontextexcuseme W H A T
Twilight_Prince: wait who a re you
fIREBALL: mariao
fIREBALL: *mario

a_tiny_yellow_flower: oh

Shadowf: guys stop go to bed
a_tiny_yellow_flower: I WILL WHEN U LINK TO YOUR SMUT
Shadowf: ASRDTFYHJKNWIURWRVHWRURWIUCRBUWCBHWDBDWBLJKDYDDGH

wildchild: Вы хотите купить несколько нелегальных мемов

fIREBALL: fsadjalksdhas;dkl;jkaljkadg;
fIREBALL: NO ILLEGAL MEMES

wildchild: купи мои нелегальные мемы

wateryfrogger: GO
wateryfrogger: THE FUCK
wateryfrogger: TO SLEEP
wateryfrogger: BITCH

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fabuprincess: @Angelface can you add some more chats to this server
Angelface: Like what
fabuprincess: venting, talking about games that aren’t in smash, idk. Server just feels bare-bones atm
Angelface: I’ll see what I can do

Shadowf: Is that a vent channel I see @Angelface?
Angelface: yeeee
Shadowf: finally
Auraboi: are you okay mewtwo
Shadowf: You guys will see
whaddupimjared: pit i need permissions
Angelface: why
whaddupimjared: you will see

whaddupimjared has added okay to the server

kokiri: Hi Ness!!
okay: hiiiiiiiiiiiii

Auraboi: What if i put weed in my brownies next time
fIREBALL: master hand would murder you
Auraboi: but it would be lit
fIREBALL: well true
Wildchild: сделай это, трус
Auraboi: IMMA DO IT
wateryfrogger: SHARE THEM WITH ME
a_tiny_yellow_flower: DO IT LULU
fabuprincess: oh jeez asdhks jdghsjhks, rio be careful
hihowareya: why does everyone love lucario
blueknight: because he’s beautiful
PINGAS: not wrong
birb: yep
magic_maiden: I agree
Jokey~: def
wildchild: such much good
Auraboi: ASDALSKDJASDJASKJDLK
Auraboi: YOU GUYS
andineverfuckin: we’re right and you know it
Shadowf: he can’t take compliments, you guys know that
a_tiny_yellow_flower: just like you can’t take people calling you out for reading smut @Shadowf
Shadowf: DAISY
Shadowf: S TO P
wateryfrogger: we’re putting weed in the brownies
okay: wh
okay: first of all, yes lucario is amazing. Second of all, wEED?
wildchild: yeeee
Angelface: lucaRIO YOU WACK ASS BITCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU WOULD BE IN
Twilight_Prince: oh
Twilight_Prince: my god
Twilight_Prince: pit did you just
Angelface: my server, my rules and SWEARING IS ALLOWED
a_tiny_yellow_flower: ;D

alteantiara: hi i’m back what missed
blueknight: lucario’s beautiful
alteantiara: I been knew
Auraboi: guys this was the best idea
alteantiara: what did you do?
Auraboi: pot brownies
wateryfrogger: yeee
PINGAS: guys why is mk acting weird

PINGAS: YOU

a_tiny_yellow_flower: dudes this is aw e s om e
a_tiny_yellow_flower: why is peach looking at me weird what did i do??
alteantiara: because we can all tell you’re high, daisy
a_tiny_yellow_flower: oh

hihowareya: waIT META KNIGHT IS HIGH AND YOU COUNTED ME OUT OF THIS
hihowareya: @blueknight how high are you
blueknight: uhhhhhh
blueknight: 5’1” i think
hihowareya: PFFFFFFT
hihowareya: that is not what i wanted but i’ll gladly take the answer
hihowareya: @Auraboi what about you
Auraboi: fuck if i know
Auraboi: i wanna say 5’9”
hihowareya: hehehe im taller than both you stoned fuckers
birb: suuuuree, mister heeled boots
hihowareya: shUT

hero_fwind: @PINGAS is meta knight still not your boyfriend
PINGAS: sSHUT YOUR MOUTH
hero_fwind: @Shadowf @wateryfrogger @Auraboi how about you guys because i ship something in here
Auraboi: duDe
Shadowf: aslfdhjdkfs gsjhflsdkhfsdkfhksdjlfhksjdhfjsdfhjd STOP
wateryfrogger: idk i just know mewtwo is a cutiepie and again
wateryfrogger: lucario is beautiful

magic_maiden: awww
magic_maiden: i just saw mk hugging dedede and its adorable
magic_maiden: mk is smol and dedede is lorge
kokiri: mk is barely taller than kirby
pink_floof: really he’s tiny.

PINGAS: GUYS WHERE DID HE GO I’M VERY CONCERNED
pink_floof: calm down!!!! He can’t do much, he’s like five feet tall
kokiri: by that logic, you can’t do much either
Shadowf: Lucario disappeared too. So did Greninja.
magic_maiden: I haven’t seen Daisy lately…
Angelface: it still says they’re all online
Shadowf: that reminds me, Pit, how can you do this if you can’t read?
Angelface: I’m working on learning n stuff.
Shadowf: Ah
Angelface: they might have made their own group chat seperate from this server
Angelface: wAIT A MINUTE PIKACHU STILL HAS PERMISSIONS
Angelface: HE MADE NEW ROLES AND MADE A NEW CHANNEL
Angelface: OH MY ALSDJSAKDJKLASDJLASJDKSA THEY’RE ALL HIGH
Shadowf: Even Pikachu?
Angelface: APPARENTLY
hihowareya: i still can’t believe they left me out of this

Angelface: they might all be trying to get crossfaded but I’m not sure
Shadowf: pit how do you know what that means
Angelface: you leARN THINGS ON THE INTERNET MEWTWO
imnineteen: what is Pikachu doing? He better not have alcohol, Libre would skin him
*rawr* XD: i can
*rawr* XD: i can hear them
*rawr* XD: oh my god what the fuck lucario
Shadowf: is that even legal??
imnineteen: not for pikachu and lucario, at least. I don’t know about Greninja.
alteantiara: it’s legal in some places for Lucario. Not for Pikachu though
alteantiara: wait how old is Pikachu?
Shadowf: under 18, so definitely not legal. I hope he’s not. @*rawr* XD, go check on them.

*rawr* XD: from my observations, Lucario is drunk off his ass, Pikachu is just high, MK is a little bit tipsy i think, Daisy is just. So far gone. and I don’t know about Greninja, he does have an empty whiskey bottle next to him. They’re playing monopoly in yours and Lucario’s room, @Twilight_Prince
Twilight_Prince: WHAT
Twilight_Prince: I AM GOING THERE NOW

Twilight_Prince: THEY KICKED ME OUT OF MY OWN ROOM
Twilight_Prince: i CAN NOT BELIEVE THEM
hihowareya: with what army lol
Twilight_Prince: listen here you little shit have you ever  tried to stand up to five drunk/high people at the same time? No? Then shhhhh

wateryfrogger: that was fun
learnedhowtoread: @Auraboi @whaddupimjared YOU
Auraboi: FUCK FUCK FUCK
whaddupimjared: SHIT LIBRE DON’T
learnedhowtoread: I AM
learnedhowtoread: DISGUSTED
learnedhowtoread: I AM
learnedhowtoread: REVOLTED
Shadowf: @PINGAS i found your boyfriend
PINGAS: S  T O P
Shadowf: he’s on the roof watching Petscop
arllygoodbook: he likes petscop?
Shadowf: I don’t know but I do know that i have over 30 pages of notes on it. Im still trying to figure out what’s going on with it.
Shadowf: oh shit he got to the newmaker plane part, @PINGAS come get him
PINGAS: i see you guys
magic_maiden: What is petscop?
Shadowf: oh boy :)
wateryfrogger: oh nO
Shadowf: https://youtu.be/6e6RK8o1fcs