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The only sane person here: Welcome to the group chat, you two.


( ByTheStole has joined the server)

( Vampire Doctor has joined the server)


Vampire Doctor:   Elizabeth, what is this? And why is Edgar here?


ByTheStole: You figured it out that quickly? Really?


Vampire Doctor: You are the only person who ever uses that phrase, Edgar.


The only sane person here: Jonathan does have a point. Also, hold on a minute, I need to give you guys roles.


Vampire Doctor: What? What exactly are you doing, Elizabeth?


The only sane person here: Look at the sidebar in a couple seconds.


Vampire Doctor: ...Did you just give me the title of ‘Young Ekon’?


The only sane person here: That I did, young Ekon.


ByTheStole: I’m not sure I understand the context here.


The only sane person here: Don’t worry about it, it’s just a joke between Jonathan and I.


ByTheStole: Lady Ashbury, why did you give me the role of ‘Resident Mad Scientist’? Not that I don’t like it.


The only sane person here: Because, Edgar, that is exactly what you are.


Vampire Doctor: Elizabeth, why did you title yourself ‘Queen of the Ekons’?


The only sane person here: Because do we know of an older female Ekon than myself? No, we do not.


Vampire Doctor:   What, are you saying Lord Redgrave is the king of the Ekons then?


The only sane person here: ...Shut up.


( Priwen will Prevail has joined the server)


Priwen will Prevail: What in God’s name have you leeches invited me to?


ByTheStole: You invited McCullum?! What are you trying to do, Elizabeth?


The only sane person here: He’s apparently been quite civil to Jonathan ever since he got turned into one of us.


Priwen will Prevail: It’s been 100 years, and I’m still angry about that. Bloody leech.


Vampire Doctor: You wound me, McCullum. Truly.


Priwen will Prevail: You can stop your sarcasm at any time, Reid.


Vampire Doctor: I don’t wish to do that, my dear hunter.


Priwen will Prevail: You do realize that I still know how to kill a leech, don’t you?


Vampire Doctor: You wouldn’t even dream of it, McCullum. You know you don’t hate me.


Priwen will Prevail: You turned me into a fucking leech, you bastard.


ByTheStole: Will you two stop that already? I swear you’re like children.


Vampire Doctor: That’s rich, coming from you.


Priwen will Prevail: I think I agree with Reid, which I really hate admitting. And why did you give me a role called Hunter?


The only sane person here: Jonathan calls you it all the time.


Priwen will Prevail: Goddamn leech doctor…