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All Might created a new group called Smash Brothers!

All Might added Eraserhead, Present Mic, Snipe, Powerloader, Ingenium, Cementoss, and Blood King

All Might: Hey guys!

Eraserhead: What’s up? I was taking a nap and got a notification from my phone.

Present Mic: You started an online chat? Cool!

Snipe: Why is it called Smash Brothers?

All Might: I thought it was a perfect name for our group!

Eraserhead: Don’t tell me…

All Might: That’s right! In this group, we’re talking about smashing!

Cementoss: Smashing…..what?

All Might: Bitches, of course!

Eraserhead: I don’t ‘Smash bitches’, All Might.

Present Mic: Yeah, me neither.

Cementoss: I haven’t done that in years. Never have time.

Snipe: Me too.

Ingenium: I have a lot of fans, but…..

Blood King: I can’t even get a girl to go out with me…..

Powerloader: Same……

All Might:……

Eraserhead:……

Present Mic:……..

All Might: You guys are no fun!

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All Might: So last night, I found a hot one and smashed her.

Snipe: What was her name?

All Might: Hm….I forgot lol

Eraserhead: Figures….

All Might: By the way, Eraser, you said you don’t smash bitches, but didn’t you say you loved pussy?

Eraserhead: Wait, what?

Present Mic: LOL Shota you said that?!

Snipe: I can’t believe it.

Cementoss: Lol

Powerloader: That’s out of character.

All Might: That’s what I heard.

Erasehead: Um…..I think I said it before, but I didn’t mean pussy like women….

All Might: Then, what did you mean?

Eraserhead: I meant cats.

Cementoss: You're into bestiality?

Eraserhead: Hell no!

All Might: Its okay, we won't judge.

Eraserhead: I love cats, but not like that!

Cementoss: Cats are really cute.

Powerloader: Yeah, they are.

All Might: Not gonna lie, I’d smash one of those catgirls.

Ingenium: Catgirls?

All Might: You know, those type of girls from the "good" sites.

Powerloader: Oh, yeah….they're pretty hot.

Present Mic: Not really my style, but Shota definitely loves it!

Eraserhead (blushing): I do not….

All Might: Its alright Eraser, we know you love pussy, whether its cats or girls.

Eraserhead:….

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All Might added Endeavor to the group

Eraserhead and Mic: Oh god no…..

Cementoss: Shit…

Ingenium: Oh no….

Blood King(smiling): Time for some fuckery. I’ll get the popcorn.

Snipe: All Might, why have you betrayed us?

Endeavour: What’s up bitches?

All Might: Hello, Endeavour.

Endeavour: I see the faggots are on here.

Ingenium: ???

Eraserhead: Firehead is talking about me and Mic.

Mic: He thinks we’re a couple.

Endeavor: You aren’t???

Eraserhead: NO

Endeavor: Whatever, you still a faggot.

Eraserhead: And your still an asshole.

Mic: You’re just mad he has a best friend like me.

Endeavor: I’d rather die than have a cockatoo as a friend.

Mic:…..

Eraserhead: lol you’d probably burn him like you did your son.

Endeavor: Dumbass, I didn’t do that!

Eraserhead: Oh yeah? Then who did?

Endeavor: His worthless mother poured boiling water on him.

Eraserhead: Poor kid, he has two abusive parents…

Endeavor: At least I have a wife and kids, unlike you faggot.

Eraserhead: At least I don’t beat women and children.

Blood King: Okay, I just got my popcorn! Any roasts yet?

All Might: A few of them, but its just starting to get good!

Eraserhead: All Might, you could ban this motherfucker at any point in time.

All Might: Uh…don’t plan on doing that.

Endeavor: What’s the matter, fag? You can’t handle a little criticism?

Eraserhead: Whatever jackass.

Endeavor: Women love jackasses, which is why I’m married, and you can’t even get laid.

Mic: Actually, Eraser is really popular with a lot of women.

Endeavor: Yeah right! I bet most of them are just babies from his high school! They don’t count!

Eraserhead: You know, I went to your house the other day….

Endeavor: Eh?

Eraserhead: Your daughter really wanted my D js

Endeavor: You lying fucker!

All Might: Not gonna lie, but when we visited your house she was giving him the ‘I want his D’ face.

Cementoss: DAAAAAAMN

Powerloader: Lol

Snipe: Your own daughter likes your enemy

Endeavor: Man, fuck y’all…

Endeavor left the chat

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All Might: Guys, it has come to my attention that one of us has a girlfriend.

Snipe: Nice.

All Might: And, she’s a student at UA.

Cementoss: Okay. So?

Ingenium: WTF? Who’s dating one of the students?

Endeavor: Probably the faggot.

Eraserhead: Whatever dipshit.

Mic:……

Blood King: I heard about that. I think it’s a student from your class, Eraser.

All Might: Seriously? Well, we have to tell Nezu and get his pedo off campus!

Eraserhead: I don’t really care. Besides, Nezu doesn’t either.

Blood King: How do you know that?

Eraserhead: I asked him.

Mic:………

Eraserhead: Mic, if you have something to say, just say it!

Mic:……

Eraserhead: Whatever….

Snipe: It's not like Mic to stay quiet like this. What happened to him?

Endeavor: He probably had a fight with his boyfriend.

Eraserhead: Dumbass, we aren’t a couple!

All Might: Guys, we need to stay focused! We got to find this pedo!

Eraserhead: Or, we could mind our own business and let students date whoever they want.

Ingenium: That’s a pretty fucked up thing to say, especially for you Eraser…

Cementoss: I agree with Eraser. We shouldn’t assume the guy is a criminal for just dating one of the students. They could have a consensual relationship.

Mic: There’s no ‘consensual relationship’ when your dating a minor, regardless of the age of consent.

Eraserhead: Mic…..

Mic: Its wrong, beyond wrong…..

Eraserhead: I….thought you would understand….

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Blood King: Wait, then…

All Might: Wait, you’re the pedo?!

Endeavor: From a faggot to a pedo lol

Mic: How could I ever understand? You had plenty of other women to choose from, so why her?

Eraserhead: It's illogical, but I can't change who I love.

All Might: Eraser, a Smash brother doesn’t smash kids.

Eraserhead: She’s 16, only 2 years from being a full, legal adult. She’s anything but a child. Hell, we haven’t even kissed yet…

Snipe: Still, I never thought you would date one of your own students.

Ingenium: Who is she anyway?

Eraserhead: Shinobu. You remember her, Ingenium?

Ingenium: But didn’t you adopt her?

Eraserhead: Technically, yes, but it was never official.

All Might: So, you’re dating not only one of your students, but a girl you adopted?

Eraserhead: Yes....

Mic: Do you realize now how messed up that is?

Eraserhead: I can’t make excuses, but again, I love who I love.

Cementoss: She’s not related to you, so it's not all bad.

Snipe: Yeah, but….

Endeavor: She’s still under the age of 18.

All Might: Yeah…..

Blood King: And your student. What the hell, dude?

Eraserhead:……..

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All Might: Okay, I still don’t approve, but just for my sanity and to make sure she's safe...

Eraserhead:……

All Might: Eraser,……you smashed yet?

Eraserhead: Hell no.

All Might: Okay then! From now on, this will be my stick!

Snipe: And, what if he says yes?

Endeavor: We’re calling the police. Duh!

Eraserhead: The age of consent is 16. Plus, it's her word over all of yours, so I won’t get into legal trouble.

Mic:……..

Eraserhead: Mic, will you get over it already? I’m not hurting her!

Mic: I still don’t approve.

Endeavor: Okay, I don’t like him dating one his students, but as long as he doesn’t touch her, its fine! Plus, its his fucking life, not yours!

Mic:……

Endeavor: I thought y’all were friends?

Mic: I’m not friends with pedophiles.

All Might:…..Mic, we just went over that Eraser isn’t a pedo.

Mic: It's weird. One minute your calling him a pedo, and the next your okay with this.

All Might: Yeah, I am. If he didn’t smash, he’s not really doing anything wrong. Plus, how long have y’all been dating?

Eraserhead: A month.

All Might: You’ve been with a girl for that long without smashing her?

Eraserhead: She blushes like a tomato if I hold her hand. Bet if I even proposed doing that, she'd faint.

Cementoss: That’s.....kind of adorable.

Snipe: Yeah….

Blood King: Makes me kind of jealous.

Endeavor: And now you're a faggot again.

Eraserhead: Whatever, child abuser.

Endeavor:……..

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All Might added Eraserfan to the group

Eraserfan: Hey guys!

Cementoss: Hello

Snipe: Hi!

Ingenium: What’s up?

Mic:…….

Eraserfan: Mic, its been a while!

Mic:…..

Eraserfan: I’m sorry I never told you about our relationship.

Mic: No, its fine.

Eraserfan:…..

Eraserhead: Don’t worry, he’ll get over it eventually.

Mic leaves the chat

Endeavor: So, this is your girlfriend?

Eraserhead: Yep.

All Might: I figured that we let her on just to make sure Eraser doesn’t try anything.

Eraserhead: I told you we haven’t even kissed.

Eraserfan: (blushing) I appreciate your concern, guys, but Mr. Aizawa is a great boyfriend!

Cementoss: He better be.

Snipe: Yeah.

Blood King: So, what do you guys do?

Eraserfan: Sometimes we go out, but Aizawa is pretty busy.

Eraserhead: With my work as a teacher in the morning and my night shifts as a hero, I don’t even get enough time for sleep.

Endeavor: lol loser.

Eraserfan: Endeavor, don’t be mean! He works extremely hard!

All Might: Don’t worry, kid. Endeavor’s always a jerk.

Eraserhead: Yeah

Snipe: Pretty much

Cementoss: Yep.

Blood King: Definitely

Endeavor: Puss ass motherfuckers.

All Might: Endeavor! Language!

Eraserfan: Don’t worry sensei! He's not as bad as Bakugou!

Eraserhead: He does curse a lot, and his parents don’t seem to mind either.

All Might: Good thing my mentee doesn’t curse like that.

Eraserfan: Izuku?

All Might: Yeah, you friends with him?

Eraserfan: Definitely! He’s really nice, and we spend some time together.

Eraserhead: How much time?

Eraserfan: A few times a week. Ochako and Tenya are with us too!

Cementoss: Its good your making friends.

Eraserhead: Just don’t get too friendly. Midoriya may be nice, but he’s still a horny teenaged boy.

All Might: Eraser, believe me, he’s too much of a….nerd….to actually do anything.

Eraserhead: I know, but I’m still going to threaten him just to be sure.

Eraserfan: Huh? You don’t know?

All Might: Know what?

Eraserfan: Him and Ochako are together.

Everyone but Eraserfan: WHAT?!

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All Might added Izuku Midoriya to the group

Mic: Why did you add him?

All Might: He has a girlfriend now, so he’s an official smash brother.

Mic:….

Eraserhead: Mic……I'm sorry….

Mic: Just drop it. I’m over it now.

Endeavor: Finally, the fags made up.

Eraserhead: Speaking of made up, your wife outta the hospital yet?

Endeavor: Nah, faggot.

Eraserhead: Figures…..

All Might: Anyway, Eraser….

Eraserhead: ???

All Might: You smashed?

Eraserhead: Nope.

Mic: Better not.

Eraserhead: I thought you were over it.

Mic: I am, but that doesn’t mean I approve.

All Might: Don’t worry, Mic! Shinobu is really happy with him!

Endeavor: Any girl would be happy with a pedo giving her candy.

Eraserhead: Shut up motherfucker.

Endeavor: Oooooooh…..I pissed off the fag lol

All Might: You know what’s weird?

Mic: What?

All Might: Endeavor, you only call Eraser a faggot. Why is that?

Mic: That’s true. You leave me alone for the most part.

Endeavor: I just like making the faggot angry. Plus, he looks like a girl from behind.

Eraserhead: And you look like a villain, but you don’t hear me bitching about it.

Endeavor: Whatever, faggot.

All Might: And you stood up for him before.

Endeavor: When the fuck did I do that?

All Might: Like, two chats ago. You went off on Mic, remember?

Endeavor: Yeah, cause I fucking felt like it.

All Might:……

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All Might: I have a problem.

Eraserhead: What?

Mic: Is it Izuku again?

All Might: Well…kind of….

Eraserhead: What did Problem Child do this time?

All Might: Nothing. I went to his place yesterday and spoke with his mom.

Mic: So, normal stuff?

All Might: Well..not gonna lie, but I had a dream about his mom.

Eraserhead: Really?

All Might: Yeah, I was smashing the fuck outta her.

Mic: Eww…..isn’t she really fat?

Eraserhead: Eh, she’s a bit chubby, but she has a cute face.

All Might: ikr. You wanna smash her too, Eraser?

Eraserhead: Hell no, I don’t wanna be problem child’s step father. Plus, I like smaller women.

Mic: More like children…

Eraserhead:…..Fuck you, Mic.

All Might: Mic, I thought you were over this. Stop being a dick.

Mic: Im just sayin. Shota should stop bringing it up.

Eraserhead: How about you get off my dick and stop bitching about it???

Endeavor: Morning, dumbasses. The fags are at it again I see.

Eraserhead: Fuck off.

Endeavor: Damn, who pissed in your cat bowl this morning?

All Might: lol he’s not a cat Endeavor.

Endeavor: He looks like one…

Mic: lol

Endeavor: Shut up you oversized microphone.

Eraserhead: LMAO

All Might: LOL

Mic: Y’all some dicks frfr

All Might: Anyway, I really wanna smash Izuku’s mom though. Eraser, you got her number?

Eraserhead: Why the fuck would I have her number?

All Might: You’re Young Midoriya’s homeroom teacher! Don’t you have a list of all the parents' phone numbers?

Eraserhead: Oh, yeah probably.

Endeavor: Don’t got my phone number.

Eraserhead: No, but I got your daughter’s number, bitch.

All Might: Oooooh, treated.

Mic: lol

Endeavor: (sends a picture of himself flipping the bird)

Eraserhead: (sends the same thing) Right back at ya

All Might: Eraser, I’m telling your girl about that phone number lol

Mic:…….

Eraserhead: If you tell, then I’m showing problem child this chat.

All Might:..................Okay man, I won’t snitch.
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Izuku:………….

All Might: Hello, Young Midoriya!

Eraserhead: What’s up, problem child?

Mic: Hello, listener!

Izuku: OMG I don’t want to be in this group…

All Might: What? Why?!

Izuku: I looked at all the previous chats…

Eraserhead: Oh….shit….

Endeavor: It was at this moment that the pedophile knew: he fucked up.

Eraserhead: Problem child, don’t listen to this fuck! I am NOT a pedophile!

Izuku: Oh, you mean about you and Shinobu? I already knew about that.

Eraserhead: Who told you!?

Izuku: No one did. I already knew.

Eraserhead:………..

Mic:……..

Izuku: But that’s not my problem. All Might…

All Might: Shit….

Izuku: You….wanna screw my mom???

All Might: Um….

Eraserhead: lol

Mic: lol

Endeavor: lol

Blood King: You wanna smash his mom?

Cementoss: I believe it.

Snipe: God damn All Might.

Ingenium: That’s just messed up…..

All Might: Young Midoriya, I am just a man. And, as a man, I like to smash. So, all I have to say is this….

Everyone:………..

All Might: I would like to plow your mom.

Everyone but Izuku and All Might: WTF????

Izuku:…………………………

All Might: I know you have a father, but I haven’t seen him around, so…..

Izuku: All Might, my mom’s married.

All Might: Wait, what?

Izuku: My dad works overseas and hasn't been around for years, but he's still married to my mom. Sorry, All Might….

Mic: Damn!

Eraserhead: LOL rejected

Endeavor: LMAO

Blood King: Let me get my violin

Cementoss: Sucks to be you lol

Snipe: Dang….

All Might:………………

Izuku: All Might, are you okay?

All Might: Yeah, just….dying inside…..
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All Might: Young Midoriya, I hear that you're dating young Uraraka.

Izuku: Yeah.

Eraserfan: They’re soooooo cute together!

Izuku: (blushing)

Eraserhead: Kid, what are doing on here? I thought you were still at school.

Eraserfan: I just left and I’m getting ice cream with Uraraka.

Izuku: Really?

Eraserhead: You should have asked me first. I was getting worried.

Eraserfan: Sorry!

Eraserhead: (sighing) Its okay, just make it home safely.

Endeavor: Aw….

Mic:…………

Izuku: I feel a lot of tension in this chat.

Endeavor: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Cementoss: Yeah, ever since Eraser and Shinobu got together, Mic’s been hatin

Snipe: Yeah, its kind of sad.

Mic: I’m not hating! I just don’t approve of their relationship!

Eraserfan: Mic……

Eraserhead: Not this again.

Mic: Joke is still sulking, you know…

Eraserfan: Ms. Joke?

Eraserhead: Mic, that’s none of your business.

Mic: You broke her heart.

Everyone but Mic: !

Eraserhead: She confessed to me and I turned her down. It's as simple as that.

Eraserfan: Why didn’t you tell me?

Eraserhead: You…….didn’t need to know……

Eraserfan:……….

Mic:…………..

Izuku: Oh no…..

All Might:…………..
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All Might: Mic and Shinobu haven’t been on the chat for days. Eraser, have you spoken to them?

Eraserhead: No…..

Endeavor: Why the hell is your girl so upset, anyway? So a girl confessed to you if you turned her down…

Snipe: Not always that simple.

Cementoss: Keeping secrets in a relationship leads to trust issues.

Eraserhead: Even if I had told her, she would be upset…

Blood King: Yeah. Hate to break it to you, but young girls these days are really insecure.

Endeavor: That girl is on some bs. Eraser, you need to talk to her!

Eraserhead: Why the hell do you care?

All Might: I agree with Endeavor. I’m sick of this drama between you and Mic as well.

Eraserhead:………
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All Might: So, how did it go?

Eraserhead:………

Endeavor:………

Cementoss: Not well, then?

Snipe: What happened?

Eraserhead:…..It's all my fault.

Izuku: I could talk to Shinobu.

Eraserhead: Problem child, don’t get involved.

Endeavor: But, what happened?

Eraserhead: You guys really want to know?

Everyone: YES

Eraserhead: I tried talking with Mic, and he went off on me. He was angry at me for dating Shinobu, but he was also in love with Joke.

All Might: He loved Joke? But, didn’t she love you?

Eraserhead: Yeah, and she still does.

Endeavor: So, why is he mad at you?

Eraserhead: Joke took my rejection pretty hard, so she won’t come out of her room. As a friend, I should have noticed.

All Might: But, wouldn’t that just make it worse?

Eraserhead: I thought so, but Mic didn’t feel the same way. He couldn’t stand seeing her suffer anymore, so he finally went off on me. He believed that I was such an awful friend, I would just break Shinobu’s heart as well. Not only that, but I was dating my own student and all...

Cementoss: Not to insult you or anything, but your not the type to notice stuff like that, so why would Mic get so angry?

All Might: He’s blindly in love.

Snipe: So, hoes before bros?

All Might: Basically.

Izuku: So, what happened with Shinobu?

Eraserhead: I told her about Joke, and broke up with her.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Eraserhead: Our relationship was never a good idea, and I knew it. The kid has to focus on her schoolwork. I’m her teacher and guardian, nothing more than that.

All Might: Eraser, you just made it 5,000 times worse.

Endeavor: So, your friend went off on you cause he’s a beta in love with a chick who can’t get over you, and you break up with a girl who did nothing wrong cause you're that much of an asshole. At the same time, you feel bad for being an asshole?

All Might: Basically.

Cementoss: Yeah

Snipe: Totally.

Eraserhead: What else was I supposed to do?

Endeavor: Faggot, did you actually love her or not?

Eraserhead:……..

Izuku: Teacher…..

Snipe:……..

Izuku: Shinobu told me how happy she was with you. I know its not my business, but…..I think you should tell her how you really feel.

All Might: Young Midoriya….

Izuku: I know your not the type of person to express your feelings, but you have to try. She won't know how you really feel unless you tell her.

Eraserhead: Problem child….thanks

Endeavor: Couldn’t have said it better myself.
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All Might: Im bored af

Blood King: Me too.

Snipe: It feels so empty without Eraserhead and Mic in here.

Cementoss: Yeah…

Ingenium: Maybe we should add more people?

All Might: Like who?

Ingenium: Maybe my brother?

Endeavor: Hell no. We’re smash brothers, not computer nerds.

Snipe: lol

Ingenium: Well….can’t argue that…

Blood King: Damn…

All Might: Won't bother standing up for your own brother?

Ingenium: Hey, its true so....

Izuku: I have good news! Shinobu and Mr. Aizawa are back together!

All Might: Nice!

Snipe: Sweet

Blood King: So, where are they?

Izuku: Who knows. They just went home together, and Ochako and I are walking home.
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All Might: So now that you guys are back together..Eraser…

Eraserhead: ?

All Might: You smashed yet?

Eraserhead: (smirks)……..

Blood King: tf?

Cementoss: You didn’t….

Endeavor: I’m calling the cops.

Eraserhead: Idiot, I didn’t smash her…yet…

All Might: Yet?

Eraserhead: She wanted the D today, so I gave her a little "preview". She won't be asking for my dick for a while.

All Might: A preview?

Eraserhead: That naughty girl was wearing a maid outfit with some cat ears. She was trying to get me hard. (Shows pick of Shinobu in a maid uniform. The dress is short sleeved and goes a few inches past her knees. She was also wearing black cat ears with a matching cat tail)

Endeavor: You sure you weren't watching a porno?

All Might: It sounds like one, doesn't it?

Powerloader: Yeah...

Eraserhead: My girlfriend is just that naughty I guess. Anyway, I was trying to get to sleep, and she came in my room and slept next to me. I asked her what she was doing, and she was like “trying to please you, master…”

All Might: Oh, my….

Cementoss: OMG this is soooo wrong

Eraserhead: So I got on top of her and started kissing her neck. We made out a little, and I started fingering her. A minute and two fingers later she orgasmed. She was so sensitive to my touch.

All Might: Damn…that’s hot.

Cementoss: Yeah…..

Snipe: Not gonna lie I want a girl like that.

All Might: What happened after that?

Eraserhead: I told her “Don’t tempt me again or I’ll fuck the daylights out of you. You’ll be limping for weeks.” And she fainted out of embarrassment, so now she’s sleeping in her bed.

All Might: Damn.

Endeavor: Still not comfortable with you doing that to a young girl, but hey. She over the age of consent, so…

Eraserhead (still smirking): Can’t wait for her to turn 18. I’m gonna have so much fun with her.

All Might: What kinda fun?

Snipe: lol what that binding cloth do tho

Cementoss: lol Snipe.

Eraserhead: Hm…..that’s a good idea. I was just thinking of making her wear some nice cat lingerie I found online.

Everyone:…………

Endeavor: Wow, you’re such a furry
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Eraserhead: I’m fucked…..

Mic: I’ve seen their grades. I think most of them will do fine!

Eraserhead: Doubt it

All Might: What’s wrong?

Cementoss: All Might, you don’t know? Students have midterms next week.

All Might: Seriously???

Eraserhead: Dumbass. How are you a teacher and you don’t even know that???

All Might: I don’t really focus on the academics. Sorry.

Snipe: Well, I kind of agree with Mic. Most of your students are smart.

Eraserhead: ‘Smart’ huh?

Cementoss: Definitely.

All Might: Will Young Midoriya be okay at least?

Eraserhead: Yeah, he’s one of the actual smart ones.

Mic: Anyone else?

Eraserhead: (takes out a piece of paper dividing the students up by their grades). Let’s see…there’s Shinobu, Yayorozu, Todoroki, Bakugou, Midoriya, and Tenya. They are my best students, and personally, I call them the “overachieving, goody-goody group”.

All Might: Why do you call them that?

Eraserhead: They almost never get failing grades, and are most likely to cry like babies if I fail them for any reason. Just last week, I purposely gave Midoriya a D, and he came to my office crying like a baby. It was hilarious.

All Might:……

Mic: That’s just awful.

Cementoss: You know he’s in the chat, right?

Blood King: Wow, you’re the worst teacher ever.

Eraserhead: I know!

Snipe: So, what about the other students?

Eraserhead: Most of them are average, and then there’s the legendary dumby force consisting of Ashido, Kaminari, Sato, and Kirishima. With the exception of Sero, they were all in the remedial course at summer camp.

Endeavor: So a fourth of your class is made up of dumbasses?? Lol

Eraserhead: Yeah, but that’s the least of my problems. Nezu wants my class to earn an 80 or above average on the exams. If we do, he’ll give me a raise and an added bonus. If not, then he'll lower my pay. Stupid mouse...

All Might: Damn, he’s literally gonna mess with your paper?

Cementoss: He’s quite a sadist.

Blood King: He’s doing the same shit to me….

Snipe: Seriously?

Eraserhead: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but we need to team up.

Blood King: Nah, my class is full of mediocre students. There’s no hope for me…

Eraserhead: I can get my best students to whip yours into shape.

Blood King: We can try, but I doubt it will help.

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(After the midterms…..)

Eraserhead and Blood King: Hallelujah!

All Might: Both your classes did well?

Blood King: Hell yeah!

Cementoss: Nice

Snipe: Sweet

Mic: I knew you would both do well

Endeavor: So, who got the higher average?

Blood King: 1-B got an 83 average, but Eraser’s class was ten points higher.

Eraserhead: And it was all thanks to my girlfriend. She got a perfect score

Endeavor: Damn

Snipe: Jeez

Cementoss: I believe it.

Mic: I wish I was that smart…

All Might: Eraser, you owe your girl so much dick

Eraserhead: (smirks) ikr

Everyone else:………

All Might: What?
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Blood King: (drunk af) That fuckin bastard…

All Might: What’s wrong?

Blood King: Eraser took half my bonus!

All Might: Seriously?

Endeavor: lol

Mic: Yeah, I believe it…

Snipe: How did he take your money?

Blood King: He wanted compensation for the tutoring sessions. And then, I saw his ass give some money to his overachieving kids! Can you believe that shit?

Endeavor: tf? Did you expect those kids to tutor yours for free?

Blood King: Hell yeah! I thought we were all in this bitch together, and then he stabbed me in the back….

All Might: tbh I would have done the same shit

Cementoss: Me too. Those kids needed some kind of reward for their hard work

Endeavor: Especially my son. He’s not your damn slave!

Blood King: tf, why am I the bad guy???
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Mic: Good news everyone! I'm dating Joke!

Eraserhead: Finally…..

Snipe: Awesome!

Cementoss: Good for you, Mic.

All Might: Y’all smash yet?

Mic: Not yet, but I’m planning on doing it tonight!

Eraserhead: So soon?

Mic: Well, unlike your girlfriend, mine’s an adult, so….

Endeavor: lol

Snipe: Damn, burrrrrrrn….

Eraserhead: tf you talkin' about? We had sex last week.

Everyone: WTF???

Endeavor: That's it, I'm calling the cops…

Eraserhead: Fuck you Endeavor.

Cementoss: Honestly, I didn’t expect you to have sex with her so……..soon

Eraserhead: We’ve been dating for months now. What do you mean ‘so soon’?

Mic: Shota, she’s just a young girl….

All Might: Damn, well, I have a very important question for you then…Eraser….

Eraser:????

All Might: Did she have some good pussy?

Eraserhead: Mmmm……hell yeah…..

Mic: ALL MIGHT!!!!

All Might: What? If Shinobu was okay with it, then why can’t I?

Mic:……..

Ingenium: What’s up guys?

Mic: Ingenium, call the police!

Eraserhead: Mic, seriously?

Mic: Yes, I’m serious!

Eraserhead: Wtf man

Mic: Only a sicko would fuck a teenaged girl!

Eraserfan: Guys…..

Eraserhead:….

Mic:…..

Eraserfan: Mic, we both support you and Joke’s relationship. All that I ask is that you accept ours.

Mic:……

Endeavor: Sorry kid, but that beta will never accept your relationship.

Cementoss: It's sad how such a strong relationship can be broken so easily…

Snipe: That’s a good point. Mic and Eraser have known each other for years. After so long, a bond like that shouldn’t be broken over a simple disagreement.

Mic: Its more than a ‘simple disagreement’. Shinobu is a young, cheerful, energetic, innocent girl. She’s an exceptional student with many friends. She deserves to be in a relationship, but not with my best friend, who shouldn’t be screwing one of his students let alone a girl he should be taking care of.

Eraserfan: Mic…

Eraserhead: We already went through that, Mic. She may be my student, but she can make her own decisions, just like me. Nezu accepts our relationship, so why are you still mad?

Mic:….

Eraserhead: Besides, I’m still taking good care of her……

Eraserfan: (blushing) Sh-shota-kun…..

Mic: It doesn’t matter, its still fucked up….

Eraserfan: It may be, but isn’t life, in general, fucked up???

Eraserhead: Kid….

Endeavor: That’s some deep shit..

Cementoss: True

Snipe: Yeah

All Might: Life is all flavors of fuckery.

Mic:……

Joke: LOL Mic, why are you getting so worked up over this???

Everyone: !

All Might: How the hell did you get in the chat? I never added you!

Joke: Oh, I asked Shinobu about your chat, and she offered to hack it and add me…

Cementoss: You can hack a chat?

Snipe: My god….

Endeavor: Shit, Eraser why didn’t you tell us your girl was a computer whiz?

Eraser: Don’t ask me, I didn’t know!

Joke: Anyway…..Mic, stop it. Just let them be happy.

Mic: But….

Joke: Eraser and Shinobu have every right to be together. You might not like it because of their age difference (and Eraser being her teacher and all…) but, as long as they are happy, then that’s all that matters.

Mic:……

Joke: Also….(blushing) I appreciate your concern for me, but I had to give myself time to sulk and get over it. And, now I'm over it.

Mic:……

Eraserhead: Joke is right you know.

Mic: Fine. Eraser, Shinobu, I’m sorry.

Eraserhead: No hard feelings, man. You’ll always be my…..my…

Eraserfan: Friend?

Eraserhead: Yeah, that….

Eraserfan: Apology accepted! The three of us should go out to celebrate!

Eraserhead: I’m okay with that.

Joke: Can I come? We can have a double date!

Mic: Good idea!
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Chapter Text

All Might: Good morning everyone!

Eraserhead:…Morning….

Mic: MORNING!!!

Snipe: What’s up?

Cementoss: Hi!

Blood King: Hey All Might!

Endeavor: Sup.

Izuku: Hey All Might!

Eraserhead:…….

Mic: You still pissed off by that?

Eraserhead: Hell yeah…I can’t stand that asshole…

All Might: Who?

Eraserhead: Shinso….

Cementoss: That kid from general studies?

Eraserhead: Yeah, he’s one of my proteges..

Snipe: So, what’s up?

Mic: Shota is just jealous. His girlfriend is spending more time with that kid than him.

Eraserhead:…….

Endeavor: lol…lost your girl to a younger dude?

Eraserhead: I did NOT lose her….that motherfucker is just getting too close to her…

Snipe: What are they doing anyway?

Mic: Just innocent stuff. I see them sparing a lot after school, and they get ice cream afterwards. Most of the time, they’re usually with Izuku and his friends.

Izuku: Yeah.

All Might: Oh, I remember now! He’s that mind control kid Young Midoriya fought at the festival!

Eraserhead: Don’t remind me….

Mic: Shota, he wouldn’t use his quirk on her!

Eraserhead: He bed not.

Snipe: Wait, isn't his quirk mind control or something?

Cementoss: Yeah. Just by answering a question, he can make you do anything he wants. It’s a pretty impressive quirk.

Endeavor: Damn, he probably already…

Eraserhead: Don't you DARE say it!

All Might: Endeavor, he can’t just use his quirk like that.

Izuku: Besides, they’re just friends.

Eraserhead: ‘Just friends’ my ass! I’m fine with her being around you, but that fuck? No way! I know what that little me rip off is trying to do!

Izuku: You….ripoff???

Cementoss: Come to think of it, his hairstyle looks a lot like yours.

Snipe: And he always looks sleepy.

Everyone: Mmmmm….
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Eraserhead: That’s it!

Cementoss: Is it Shinobu again?

Eraserhead: Yeah, its late and she hasn’t come back yet. She told me she was with Izuku and Ochako, but I know for a fact Shinso is also with them!

Izuku: He was, but don’t worry! We left them at the park. They should still be there.

Eraserhead:…….Problem child, if anything happens to my girl, I’m putting my foot so far up your ass…

All Might: Calm down, Eraser.

Cementoss: I doubt anything will happen. Plus, Shinobu is much stronger than him.

Eraserhead: That’s not my problem. She’s ridiculously naïve! He’s probably fooling her into her panties as we speak!

Izuku: Can’t believe my teacher is really thinking this..

Eraserfan: lol Shota-kun, I’m fine. Me and Shinso were just talking.

Eraserhead: About what?

Izuku: They were talking about you. Can I tell him, Shinobu?

Eraserfan: No, I will…(blushing) we both admire you a lot. Because of that, we spend more and more time together. Just today, we talked bout how awesome you are. I told him about what happened to you at the USJ incident, he was estastic. You make us both want to become heroes.

Eraserhead:…..I….didn’t know that…

Endeavor: Wow…..

Cementoss: So sweet…

All Might: Aww…..

*An hour later*

All Might added Shinso to the chat

Shinso:…..

Eraserhead:……

Eraserfan: Hi, Shinso…

Shinso: Hey.

Eraserhead: Shinso……

Shinso: Yeah???

Eraserhead: I really don’t trust you, especially around my girl, but as long as you understand one thing, (sends a link of a song called “I hit it first” by Ray Jay) I…can tolerate it…

Eraserfan (blushing): Sh-shota-kun!

Shinso: Go fuck yourself, old man. And I don’t want your girlfriend.

Eraserhead: OLD MAN??!!! I’m 30 years old!!!!!

Endeavor: LOL

Eraserfan: Oh no…. :(
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All Might added 13 and Midnight to the chat

13: Hey guys!

Everyone: Hi!

All Might: As it turns out, he’s a smash brother!

13: You get A TON of ladies in the rescuing field.

Eraserhead: Wait, you’re a guy?

Mic: Duh!

Endeavor: You didn’t know?

Eraserhead: How the hell can y’all tell? He wears a fucking space suit all the time!

Snipe: Not gonna lie, I didn’t know so I just asked.

Cementoss: Me too.

Mic: I did too!

All Might: I as well.

Izuku: I thought 13 was a girl too. He sounds like one at least.

Eraserfan: I thought so too.

Powerloader and Ingenium: Us too

All Might: Wait, where have y’all been?

Powerloader: Well…we……

Ingenium: Got…….together….

Everyone: WHAT?!

Endeavor: Y’all got together before the faggots did? Damn..

Eraserhead: The ‘faggots’ have girls now, dumbass.

Endeavor: So what? Y’all still gay af

Eraser and Mic:……

All Might: Good for you both! Honestly, I also expected those two to be our first Smash Brothers Homosexual couple, but I was dead wrong…

Cementoss: Thanks to y’all I lost my money to Blood King….

Blood King: I told you they were a couple!

Powerloader and Ingenium: You bet on us?

Cementoss: Yeah….
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Midnight:…….What’s up…???

All Might: Welcome, Midnight!

Midnight: So, why is this group called Smash Brothers?

All Might: Well, it was originally for just male pro heroes talking about fucking, but now it's about anything we want, and we have Shinobu in the group.

Eraserfan: Hi Midnight!

Midnight: Hey sweetie! I saw the earlier chats, and…..I totally approve of you two!

Eraserfan and Eraserhead: (blushing) Thanks….

Midnight: And, sorry about you and Izuku’s mom, All Might…

All Might: It's fine. I’m already over it

Endeavor: So, just curious: what’s your sexuality?

Midnight: Definitely straight!

Eraserhead: Really? I always assumed you were bi

Midnight: I was in high school, but dick is just too good, don’t you agree, Shinobu?

Eraserfan: (blushing) Y-yeah…..

Eraserhead: (smirking) You can have my loli later if you like it so much….

Eraserfan: (blushing) You both are so dirty….

Mic: Yeah. Sorry, its just how they are.

Joke: Sweet! New people!

Izuku: Morning….

Everyone: Hey Joke! Izuku!

Chapter Text

All Might: So, now that all of us are here, we can play a little game.
 
Eraserhead: Like what?
 
All Might: To get to know each other better, let’s all play Truth or Dare!
 
Everyone: All right!
 
All Might: I can start first, and then we can go from there, everyone got it?
 
Everyone: Got it!
 
All Might: Okay. Mic, truth or dare?
 
Mic: Dare!
 
All Might: I dare you to kiss Eraserhead and send a pic of it!
 
Mic and Eraserhead: WHAT?!
 
Eraserfan: I am 100% fine with this!
 
Joke: Me too!
 
Mic and Eraserhead:…….(Mic kisses Eraser and sends pic)
 
All Might: So cute….
 
Eraserfan: Yeah…
 
Joke: Nothing like best friends kissing!
 
Mic and Eraserhead:…………….
 
Mic:……Powerloader, truth or dare?
 
Powerloader: Dare.
 
Mic: Nice! I dare you to……tell us about you and Ingenium’s first date!
 
Ingenium: (blushing)
 
Powerloader: Well, we just Netflix and chilled.
 
Eraserfan: What’s that?
 
Midnight: So innocent…..
 
All Might: Netflix and chill is just what it sounds like: you get your partner, binge watch on Netflix, and hopefully smash afterward.
 
Eraserfan: (blushing) Oh…
 
Eraserhead: (smirking) do you wanna try it, babe?
 
Eraserfan: (blushing) N-no……
 
Powerloader: 13, truth or dare?
 
13: Truth.
 
Powerloader: How often do people mistake you for a girl?
 
13: Unfortunately, a lot.
 
Everyone:…..
 
13: Blood King, truth or dare?
 
Blood King: Truth.
 
13: Who’s the smartest kid in your class?
 
Blood King: Eh, most of my students are dumb af, but Kendo’s okay I guess…
 
Blood King: Snipe, truth or dare?
 
Snipe: Truth.
 
Blood King: Did you really touch Toru’s boobs during the Final Exam?
 
Snipe: Regrettably, yes…
 
Everyone:……….
 
Snipe: All Might, truth or dare?
 
All Might: Truth.
 
Snipe: How many women have you smashed?
 
All Might: I lost count after 30…
 
Everyone: WTF???
 
Eraserhead: That’s a LOT of stds, man.
 
Endeavor: lol ikr
 
All Might: What y’all expect? The #1 hero always gets plenty of pussy….
 
Eraserhead: You can have whatever girl you want, except for, you know, Izuku’s mom…
 
Izuku:….
 
All Might: :‘(
 
Eraserfan: Shota!
 
Eraserhead: What? It's true.
 
All Might: Anyway, I already went so…Ingenium???
 
Ingenium: Okay. Eraser, truth or dare?
 
Eraserhead: Truth
 
Ingenium: There’s something I wanted to ask, it's about Tenya. Did he….do something during his internship????
 
Eraserhead: Um…yeah.
 
Izuku: Oh shit….
 
Everyone: !
 
Eraserfan: Izuku just cursed!
 
Eraserhead: But I swear, I had NOTHING to do with it. If you want to know, you have to ask Midoriya.
 
Izuku: Mr. Aizawa! Why?!
 
Eraserhead: Sorry Problem Child. I gotta save my own ass.
 
Izuku:…….traitor…..
 
Ingenium: Alright…..
 
Eraserhead: Joke, truth or dare?
 
Joke: Dare!
 
Eraserhead: Okay, now I dare you and my girl to make out and videotape it. You guys have to make out for at least 3 minutes.
 
Mic: Yeah, and make it really hot!
 
Joke and Eraserfan:………(they make out and videotape it, then send it to Mic and Eraser privately, knowing what they’ll use it for)
 
Eraserhead: (smirking) Thanks. See Mic, we do have the best girls ever.
 
Mic: Sure do!
 
Eraserfan: (blushing)
 
Joke:…………
 
Endeavor: Y’all ain't gon share?
 
Mic: Do you actually want to see our girlfriends make out?
 
Endeavor: Kinda…..
 
Everyone:……
 
Joke: Okay, it's my turn! Shinso, truth or dare?
 
Shinso: Truth.
 
Joke: Is it true that you're in love with Shinobu?
 
Shinso: To be honest, I had a crush on her, but now I’m over it
 
Eraserfan: (blushing) You did?
 
Shinso: Yeah. Besides Midoriya, you were the only one that didn’t treat me like a villain cause of my quirk. Plus, I admired how hard you worked.
 
Eraserfan: Awww! Thanks, Shinso! :)
 
Shinso: (blushing) I was….just being honest….. Endeavor, truth or dare?
 
Endeavor: Dare….(Shinso’s quirk activates)
 
Everyone: !
 
Shinso: I dare you to give your honest opinion of everyone.
 
Endeavor:………. I admire All Might. Though he’s my rival and I’m ticked off I have never beaten him, I have always looked up to him. In the past, I’ve done a lot of fucked up shit, especially to my family, but I love my wife and kids a lot: they mean so much to me. I’m jealous of Eraserhead. I connect with him a lot because he’s so closed off and kind of a dick, but he still has friends, students who admire him, and a girl that loves him no matter what. Izuku, thanks to him my son is using his fire power and I can tell he’s growing as a hero and a man. I can’t thank him enough. I hope he continues being his friend. And, though I don’t know most of y’all in the chat, I love y’all and low key want to smoke weed, or drink or do some weird shit with y’all……….
 
Everyone:……………
 
Eraserhead: God Damn…..
 
All Might: That was beautiful….
 
Endeavor: (quirk deactivated) THE FUCK DID I JUST TYPE?!!!
 
Eraserfan: Shinso….why did you…?
 
Shinso: Just thought it would be funny is all
 
Endeavor: You better sleep with one eye open, kid!
 
Eraserhead: I had no idea you felt that way, Endeavor…
 
Endeavor: Shut it faggot. And, while your talkin, truth or dare???
 
Eraserhead: Dare, bitch.
 
Endeavor (smirks): I dare you to tell us what goes on in that bedroom….
 
Eraserfan: (blushing)
 
Eraserhead: Shit…he got me…
 
All Might: C’mon , I want to know!
 
Mic: Me too!
 
Eraserhead: Well…..nothing too bad, she is still young of course.
 
Eraserfan: Its mostly just.......maid outfits and cat ears.....
 
Eraserhead: Yeah, nothing makes me harder than seeing my bae in a maid uniform...mmmmmm....
 
Everyone:………….
 
Endeavor: So, what about the sadist shit y’all do?
 
Eraserhead: Eh, I do have handcuffs, butt plugs, a whip, …..alot of stuff really, but I won’t do that stuff until she’s older.
 
Eraserfan: (blushing)
 
Eraserhead: (smirking) Hey Problem child, you wanna go?
 
Izuku: Sure. Mic, truth or dare?
 
Mic: Truth.
 
Izuku: How did you and Eraser become friends?
 
Mic: It was after our first Sports Festival. During our fight, we bonded a little.
 
Eraserhead: And after that, he wouldn’t leave me alone….
 
Mic: Cause we’re friends!
 
Eraserhead: (blushing) I guess….
 
Mic: Cementoss?
 
Cementoss: Okay. Midnight, truth or dare?
 
Midnight: Truth.
 
Cementoss: Is it true that you’re a dominatrix?
 
Midnight: Yeah…
 
Everyone: WHAT????
 
Eraserfan: What’s that?
 
Eraserhead: It’s a person who gives sexual pleasure to someone through pain. People pay for their services.
 
Eraserfan: So, she’s like you, but people have to pay her?
 
Everyone:……..
 
Midnight: My turn! Eraserfan, truth or dare?
 
Eraserfan: Dare.
 
Everyone: Oh my…
 
Midnight: I dare you to….spend the day with me next Sunday!
 
Everyone: (breathes a sigh of relief)
 
Eraserfan: Okay!
 
Eraserhead: Where are you taking her?
 
Midnight: Just to the mall. Me, Joke, and Mt. Lady need some girl time together. And, you can also bring Ochako if you want.
 
Eraserfan: Alright! Thanks for inviting me!
 
Eraserfan: I think I’m last. Izuku, truth or dare?
 
Izuku: Truth.
 
Eraserfan: Did something happen between you and Bakugou? I heard you two were friends growing up.
 
Izuku: We were, but…….
 
All Might: C’mon, Young Midoriya. You have to tell the truth.
 
Izuku: Well, I didn’t want to say anything, but we were friends until he found out I was quirkless. After that, he started bullying me…..
 
Everyone:……………….
 
Eraserfan: I’m sorry for bringing it up…….
 
Eraserhead: Problem child, why the hell didn’t you tell me?
 
Izuku: He isn’t bullying me anymore, so I didn’t want to say anything………plus, the teachers in middle school would never do anything. They always took his side…….
 
Eraserfan: That’s awful…
 
All Might: And Young Bakugou wants to be a hero???
 
Cementoss: Eraser, we should do something.
 
Midnight: Maybe we should put him in general courses, depending on how severe the bullying was?
 
Izuku: NO! He shouldn’t be punished for his mistakes in the past! Please…..
 
Eraserfan: Izuku……..
 
Eraserhead: Well, we’ll talk about this later.
 

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All Might: Jeez…Young Midoriya, we’re sorry….

Cementoss: What’s up?

Snipe: Is it about Midoriya?

Eraserhead: Yeah. We spoke about his bullying, and it turns out Bakugou was doing it for years. Even told the kid to kill himself and hopes he gets a quirk in his next life.

Endeavor: Damn, even I’m not that evil….

Mic: that’s just sick!

Eraserfan:…………

Midnight: I also spoke with Bakugou, and he refuses to say anything about it other than it was in the past…

All Might: What does that even mean? Midoriya should just forget about all the suffering he was put through?

Eraserhead: I wish I could push that fucker off the school roof.

Eraserfan: Shouta…

Eraserhead: I know its wrong, but I can’t stand bullying, whether it's now or in the past.

Mic: Considering that you were bullied as a kid, it kind of makes sense.

All Might: Wait, YOU?

Eraserhead: Yeah, my hair was shoulder length then, and the other kids would fuck with me cause I looked like a girl.

Mic: Yeah….those kids were dicks, and Bakugou doesn’t seem different.

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Izuku: Guys please. Don’t punish him.

Eraserhead: Problem child, we have to. Bullying is not only not allowed at UA, but using your quirk in public places without a license is a serious offense. He’ll be lucky if he only gets his hero license revoked once he retakes his test.

Izuku: But……

Eraserfan: Deku, whatever happens to Bakugou is his own fault. Don’t blame yourself. It's not your fault.

All Might: She’s right. Young Midoriya, it didn’t matter whether you told us or not: we would have found out eventually.

Eraserhead: And now, we have to decide his punishment.

Izuku:….

Midnight: Wait, how about we let him decide what happens to Bakugou? Its only fair, right?

Eraserhead: Yeah, but….

Snipe: Izuku could refuse to give him any punishment.

All Might: As much as I agree with you, Midnight, we need to make sure justice is served.

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All Might: Well, that’s settled!

Snipe: So, what’s gonna happen with Bakugou?

Eraserhead: We decided to keep him in the hero course, but we are forcing him to internship with Best Jeanist after he gets his license, no pay of course. If he does anything, we’ll revoke his license and expel him entirely. Also, we have another special punishment for him.

All Might added Bakugou into the group

Bakugou:????

Everyone:!

Eraserfan: All Might, why did you add Bakugou?

Eraserhead: This is part of his punishment. We forced him to come on here and get roasted by Midoriya.

Bakugou: Let’s just get this shit over with….

Izuku: Is this really necessary?

All Might: For you, yes. For Bakugou, not really, but he deserves it.

Eraserhead: Yep. Now, go.

Endeavor and Blood King: (popcorn in their hands) has it started yet?

Snipe: LOL

Cementoss: I gotta cold beer for me

Mic and Midnight: Us too!

Bakugou: You guys are so immature

Izuku: They’re immature??? Seriously?

Endeavor: Oh shit, here we go.

Izuku: Last time I checked, being immature was bullying another person, especially your fucking friend. I was your fucking friend!

Bakugou:………

Izuku: Not only that, but you told me to kill myself. You knew how much I wanted to be a hero, how many years I spent with those damn notebooks analyzing heroes’ quirks, meanwhile, you were in your comfortable ass house with your mother and father not doing shit but bragging that you would go to UA, graduate, and magically become a better hero than All Might. All Might! Really? A guy with probably the best quirk ever, huh?

Bakugou:………..

Izuku: If that wasn’t bad enough, my mother was always worried about me. You know, I never told her about the scars and bruises you gave me. I always lied to her, said I had fallen down the stairs, accidentally cut myself, I gave her so many excuses………

Eraserhead: Problem Child………

Izuku: Even after all you put me through, I still called you Kaa-chan. You know why? Because, despite all the bullshit you put me through, I still thought you were my friend. That was my bad, I was a dumbass for thinking that. And now, I hope you got bbq sauce, cause you need it after I roast you BITCH!

Everyone: Wait, what???

Eraserhead Umm….

Izuku: Your ass never had any bruises and shit, but I know for a fact your momma been beatin your ass every day. She used your ass like a punching bag!

Bakugou: Hell no!

Izuku: Oh, she did, I know! And I also know that you're still wearing All Might themed underwear!

Eraserfan: DAAAAAAAMN…..

Izuku: And your father a pussy ass motherfucker! Compared to me, I look like All Might and shit! Its no wonder your mother beat your ass, your dad’s too much of a pussy to raise your ass!

Bakugou:….

Izuku: With your Muscular looking ass! Hell, I thought that fucker was your father when I first saw his ass! I almost told him to see his kid!

Bakugou:….

Izuku: Speaking of look a likes, I saw that pic of your internship (shows pic of Bakugou’s makeover during internship), frfr you look like Justin Bieber.

Izuku: And bitch nigga I know you had a thing for Ochako after she almost rocked your ass during the Sports Festival, but let me tell you something: I’m fucking her bro! She my bitch, and if you so much as look at her Imma beat yo ass!

Bakugou: I….never liked her…

Izuku: Whatever, bruh. I don’t give a shit. Besides, I know on the down low your ass a faggot. I can tell you and Kirishima been getting really close and shit. Not gon judge, but it boggles my mind how a short-tempered, childish ass fuck like you could actually be liked by someone like Kirishima.

Bakugou: (blushing)

Izuku: Damn, I can't stand yo ass! All you do is bitch! If I mutter, you bitch about it! If I so much as fucking breathe, your ass wanna bitch about that! Motherfucker, I don’t got time for your bullshit! I gotta keep training to become the #1 hero, I don’t have the time or energy for your shit! Jeez….Todoroki should have fucked your ass up in the Sports Festival!

Bakugou:…….

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(A few hours later)

Izuku: That was wonderful!

All Might: See Eraser, I knew it was a good idea!

Eraserhead: I guess, but…….

Endeavor: That was the worst roast ever.

Blood King: Yeah….

Bakugou:……

Eraserhead: Why are you still here?

Bakugou: I got nothin else to do and I'm bored af

All Might: Young Bakugou, just leave. We’ll talk more about this later.

Bakugou: Whatever….

Eraserfan: You were amazing, Deku!

Izuku: Thanks.

Endeavor: I could have done better…..

Blood King: Me too.

Eraserhead: Cut him some slack. It was his first roast.

Mic: Idk, even I could have done better

Midnight: I agree as well. I’d give him a C for effort, but…

Izuku: :(

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Chapter Text

All Might: Young Midoriya…

Izuku:?

Eraserhead: I never thought you were…..”that” kind of person, Midoriya.

Izuku: Wait, what?

Eraserfan: I had to cover my eyes when you typed that…..it was so awful :(

Izuku: Huh?

Mic: Midoriya…

Cementoss: How could you Midoriya???

Snipe: Why?

Endeavor: I know I’m a dick, but….

Izuku: Wait, what did I do?

Joke: That wasn’t funny, Midoriya.

Ingenium: Maybe you’re a bad influence on my brother….

13: I…am speechless… :’(

Shinso: Midoriya…..why?

Izuku: Not you too, Shinso! What did I do?

Midnight: You used…..”that” word…

Izuku: What word?

Blood King: When you were talking with Bakugou, you dropped the….n word

Everyone: (Gasped)

Izuku: Really? That’s it?

Eraserhead: What do you mean “That’s it”

All Might: Young Midoriya, that word should NEVER be used.

Eraserfan: It's such an awful word…..

Mic: Especially for a specific race of people in the Western world. They’ve been called that for centuries…..

Izuku:……I….didn't know….

Cementoss: Well, now you do.

Blood King: You should apologize

Joke: And, wash your mouth!

Midnight: Definitely!

Izuku:……

All Might:………….LOL

Eraserhead: LMAO

Mic: lol

Basically everyone but Izuku: LMAO

Izuku: Huh?

All Might: We don’t care that you said nigga!

Izuku: W-what?

Eraserhead: We were just fucking with you, problem child.

Eraserfan: I was about to get my eye drops and send a pic of me crying lol

Cementoss: We are really sorry about that, but we just wanted your reaction.

Izuku: But, what about the word itself? Isn’t it offensive?

Snipe: Yeah, but its just a word at the end of the day.

Mic: True. The word itself still has historic ties to be a very offensive word. However, with the age of rap music and a trend of young people saying it, its calmed down quite a bit.

Blood King: Plus, we are in Japan in an online chat room, so…

13: It doesn’t really matter what we say here!

Izuku: T-true….but, I’m curious: how often do you guys….say that word?

All Might: I use it all the time.

Eraserhead: Yesterday I used it like 6 times.

Mic: He says it A LOT when he’s with me! As for me, I’ve said it a couple times…

Endeavor: Oddly, I’ve never used it.

Joke: Me neither!

Eraserfan: Me neither…

Ingenium: Nor me.

13: Nope

Blood King: Only once.

Midnight: A few times. Some guys love being called that word during sex for some reason…

Shinso: Twice.

All Might: Honestly, I’m glad you didn’t say the ‘k’ word!

Izuku: What’s the ‘k’ word???

Everyone:…..

All Might: Well, bout time for me to be hittin the ‘ole dusty trail…

Eraserfan: Oh, and I need to fix dinner! It's my turn this week!

Cementoss: I gotta…grade papers….

Mic: Yeah, those English papers don’t check themselves…

Midnight: Oh, a client just called! Gotta go!

Joke: I just received a mission lol. Gotta go too!

Izuku: Wait, where are you guys going?

Endeavor: And…I need to go yell at my son

13: Whoops, I…um, used my quirk on my dog! Gotta go fix that!

Shinso: And I gotta go….jack off…

Blood King: ikr me too…

Ingenium: Oh, Powerloader just woke up! He’s sick, so…..I gotta take care of him!

Izuku:…

Eraserhead: ….

Izuku: Mr. Aizawa?

Eraserhead: ……

Eraserhead: NIGGA, AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR YOUR ANTISEMITIC ASS!

Izuku: Wait, what???

Izuku: I-i-its….just a question. It's like the n word right? So, just say the word….

Eraserhead (activates quirk, takes a picture and sends it to Izuku): If you ask that question again, I WILL expel you. IS. THAT. CLEAR?

Izuku: Okay okay god dayum

Chapter Text

All Might: Hello Everyone!

Everyone: Hi All Might!

All Might: Today, I wanted to add some more people. You guys okay with it?

Everyone: Yeah!

All Might: Okay!

All Might adds The League of Villians to the group

Everyone:!

Eraserhead: All Might WTF???

Mic: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Eraserfan: All Might, WHY?????!!

Izuku: WTF All Might?!

Midnight: Oh no….

Joke: Um…..

Cementoss: What the heck???

Ingenium: Holy moly!

Powerloader: Oh fuck….

All Might: What?

Endeavor: Dammit All Might! This was my off day!

Shigaraki: Hello, heroes.

Toga: Hey Izuku babe!

Izuku: Oh shit NOOOO!!!!

Muscular: Is that the kid? You gave me a surprise last time, but this time you won't be so lucky!

Izuku: A-A-A…..All Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!

Eraserhead: Problem Child, calm the fuck down!

Eraserfan: Toga? You mean that yandere girl that likes Izuku?

Toga: In the flesh! Heeeeeeeeeelllooooooo!

Twice: Hey guys! Who are you people?!

*Private message to All Might*

Mic: All Might, you know that the villains might be able to find us now, right?

All Might: Um……yeah…….

Mic: So, WHY did you add them???

All Might: Idk just cause…

Mic: WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUST CAUSE???!

*Private message ends*

Shigaraki: Alright, enough of this chit-chat. Kurogiri, can you find all of their addresses?

Kurogiri: It will take some time, but yes.

Everyone:!

Eraserhead: Damn!

Midnight: What will we do?

Eraserfan:…….

Snipe: We could delete this chat and make another one, but….

Izuku: NO! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIE!!!!!

Eraserhead: No, we’re not!

Ingenium: We have 15 ppl, so we can definitely take them on.

Shigaraki (chuckling): Did you forget that we have an army of villains AND Nomu?

Everyone:……

All Might: I’m sorry guys….

Mic: You should be….

Joke: What the heck, All Might???

Endeavor: I didn’t think you were THIS stupid!

Blood King: Hey guys, tf is going on?

Izuku (freaking out)

13: W-what’s going on???

Powerloader: All Might fucked us over.

Ingenium: He added the League of Villians into the chat.

Endeavor: And now, they are trying to find where we all live!

Toga: Hey Shigaraki, can we capture Deku? I want him as my boyfriend!

Shigaraki: Sure, I guess.

Toga (squealing)

Izuku:ImgonnadieImgonnadieImgonnadieImgonnadieImgonnadie……

Eraserfan: Don’t worry, Izuku! You won’t die!

Izuku: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS?!

Eraserhead: Babe?

Eraserfan: Just…..a moment…..

*A few minutes later….*

Kurogiri: What the??!

Shigaraki: What’s wrong?

Kurogiri: I…can’t find any of their addresses!

(Commence MHA music)

Eraserfan: I was able to hack it so they can NEVER find our addresses. All Might!

All Might: Got it! Time to Smash!

The League of Villians got kicked out of the chat FOREVER

Izuku: Thank god…..Shinobu, thank you….

Eraserhead: Damn, my girl saved the day…

Endeavor: Nice work, kid.

Eraserfan: Thank you!

Snipe: So, what are we gonna do with All Might?

All Might: Wait, what about me?

Midnight: tf you mean “what about me”? It was your fault in the first place!

Joke: Yeah! If it wasn’t for Shinobu, we would be toasted!

All Might: R-right….
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Blood King: So, who has admin privileges?

Eraserhead: Shinobu. Since she saved us, its only fair.

Izuku: But, what about All Might?

Eraserfan: Took them away….. :(

Midnight: Sweetie, why are you so sad?

Joke: All Might tried to kill us. You shouldn’t feel sorry for him.

Eraserfan: I know….but….

Eraserhead: He’s begging for his admin privileges back.

Everyone:!

Snipe: Really?

Eraserfan: Yeah. He’s right outside our apartment crying…. :(

Cementoss:……

Mic:…….

Izuku:……

Endeavor: He’s crying over that???

Ingenium: I didn’t think he was a….crybaby….

Blood King: ikr….

Eraserfan: Oh, I can’t take it anymore! I’m giving him his privileges back!

Midnight: NO!

Eraserhead: Babe, he’ll let it go eventually.

Todoroki: Did someone say “Let it go”?

Everyone:……

Eraserhead: Um…Todoroki? Why are you here?

Eraserfan: And how did you get on here? I’m the only one that can add people….

Todoroki: idk….

Snipe: Eraser, this one of your students, right?

Eraserhead: Yeah…

Eraserfan: Todoroki, I'll treat you to ice cream if you leave the chat. :)

Todoroki: Hmmm......I want soba...

Eraserfan: O-okay.....soba it is

Todoroki leaves the chat

Everyone:…......

Endeavor: tf just happen?

Snipe: do we have another hacker?

Blood King: I hope not...
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All Might (Basically spamming the chat at 1 in the morning): THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANK.....

Mic: SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!
Izuku: ikr

Eraserfan: Please stop apologizing. And, could you please go back home?

All Might: ???

Eraserfan: You're right by our apartment and scaring the other tenants :(

All Might: Oh...sorry.....

Chapter Text

All Might: Happy Halloween everyone!

 

Everyone: Happy Halloween!

 

Endeavor: Man, fuck Halloween.

 

Midnight: Endeavor!

 

Eraserfan: That’s not very nice :(

 

Endeavor: When am I ever nice??? :/

 

All Might: Anyway, I feel like doing something for Halloween, but I’m too lazy to get out of the house. Y’all wanna come over for a little Halloween Party? I got PLENTY of food and a pretty spacious house, so we can all hang out together

 

Izuku: Sure! Can I bring my friends with me?

 

All Might: Sure! The more the merrier!

 

Eraserfan: Cool! I’ll go too!

 

Midnight: I don’t have any clients today, so sure.

 

Snipe: I’m done with that

 

Cementoss: Me too

 

Powerloader: Sure. I’ll do anything to get anyway from Mei. She makes the craziest things on Halloween and I want nowhere near that

 

Blood King: I got nothin else to do, so sure

 

Shinso: Alright

 

Endeavor: Normally I’d say no, but since I can’t troll my son for Halloween anymore, I get bored af so okay…

 

Ingenium: You could've just said yes Endeavor. I’ll go too.

 

13: Me too.

 

Joke: Sweet! I’ll go too!

 

Present Mic: I’ll definitely be there!

 

Eraserhead: Um...no

 

Present Mic: Oh c’mon Shouta! It’ll be fun!

 

Eraserhead: I just wanna sleep, plus I don’t like candy or scary movies.

 

Endeavor: Pussy, you scared or somethin?

 

Eraserhead: Hell no, I just don’t watch that shit.

 

All Might: We can always do…”other stuff” instead…

 

Eraserhead: Other stuff???

 

All Might: I wasn’t gonna do this since we’ll have ALOT of people, but I was thinking we could play some kind of scary ritual game or use a ouija board.

 

Snipe: You mean, you want to summon ghosts and shit???

 

Eraserhead: Yeah, that’s not completely stupid. Count me out.

 

Eraserfan: But, I’m going… :’(

 

All Might: Oh yeah. Eraser, my house isn’t too far from yours, but there’s no telling when the party's over, and it would be kind of weird if I let her stay with me, so…

 

Eraserhead (sighs): Fine. Just, don’t have us do anything stupid…

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Everyone in the chat as well as Ochako, Todoroki, Tenya, and Bakugou are at All Might’s house. They are all in All Might’s special game room where they are all split into groups:

 

Group Black and White: Eraserhead, Eraserfan, Present Mic, Joke

Group Friends: Izuku, Ochako, Tenya, Todoroki, Shinso

Group Pro Heroes: All Might, Blood King, 13, Snipe

Group Other: Ingenium, Powerloader, Bakugou, Midnight

(All Might came up with the names of the groups, much to everyone’s dismay but they don’t complain outright)

 

They all decide to watch an action movie and then play on the ouija board. Each team was located in different sections of the house or outside. Black and White was in oen of All Might’s guest rooms, Friends were outside, sitting on the grass, Pro Heroes stayed in the game room, while Other was in the kitchen.

After about 10 minutes of playing on the board, nothing much had happened. No one received any weird messages and believed that there were no spirits around.

 

With Black and White

 

Eraserhead: Nothing’s happening.

 

Eraserfan: Yeah…

 

Present Mic: So boring…

 

Joke: All Might said this was an old house, right? So, there must be tons of spirits living here.

 

Present Mic (suddenly turns off the light in the room and turns on a flashlight he had Eraserfan make earlier): Actually, a young couple used to live here. They lived happily here for a year. Then, they started hearing weird songs from the attic. They both decided to hire a special to figure out the problem, but they couldn’t find anything. After, the couple decided that they would both avoid the attic at all costs, but once the husband went off to work the next day, the wife kept hearing noises from the attic. First was a creaking noise, then whimpering, then low feminine moans…

 

Eraserfan (shaking and holding onto Eraserhead)

 

Eraserhead (unaffected)

 

Joke (smiling and listening intently)

 

Present Mic: Then, the noises stopped for an hour. Then, when the wife was busy doing laundry, she heard the cry of a baby coming from the attic. She tried her best to ignore it, but she couldn’t stand hearing an infant’s pain and agony. So, she went up the stairs to the attic.

 

Eraserfan: NO!

 

Eraserhead: You really believe this story?

 

Present Mic: To this day, no one knows what really happened to the woman. When her husband came home, he claimed that she was in the attic, hung from the ceiling.

 

Eraserheaad: Or, he killed her, or someone got in the house and killed her.

 

Eraserfan: So scary!!! >.<

 

Joke: lol that was amazing Mic!

 

Present Mic: Thanks. And you might be write about someone, or something that killed her Eraser.

 

Eraserhead: Actually, I heard of women getting kidnapped and/or murder taht way

 

Eraserfan: W-what???

 

Eraserhead: Yeah. Some crazy bastard used a videotaping of a crying baby and hide it in the bushes of different houses, mostly young women who are alone at night. Hearing the voice, women come out and are either killed, kidnapped, or worse.

 

Eraserfan (shaking)

 

Eraserhead: Don’t worry. I’ll make sure that never happens to you (hugs her)

 

Present Mic: Same for you Joke.

 

Joke: Awww….we’re both so lucky to have you guys!

 

All Might (through the chat): How y’all doin? We got a spirit from our end, but it hasn’t done anything yet.

 

Present Mic: We’re good. We got bored so I told a scary story.

 

All Might: Oh, okay.

 

With Friends

 

Izuku: Okay, w-w-what do you guys wanna ask?

 

Ochako: Don’t know.

 

Tenya: We just asked if there were any spirits, and it said yes. So, maybe we can ask what they want?

 

Shinso: Good point, who wants to ask?

 

Todoroki: I’ll do it.

 

Todoroki: Spirits, what do you want?

 

(The board spells out h-u-m-a-n-b-o-d-y)

 

Izuku: Um….w-w-w-what?

 

Ochako: Are they gonna eat us? (holds onto a scared Izuku)

 

Tenya: No, I think its just possession.

 

Shinso: Hope that’s all it is.

 

Todoroki: Yeah, who wants to make share.

 

Shinso: I’ll do it. Spirits, are you trying to possess someone?

 

(The board goes to yes)

 

Izuku: NOOOOO!!!!!

 

Ochako (shushing him): Not so loud!

 

Izuku (blushing): S-sorry…

 

Tenya: Who do you want to possess?

 

The board spells out a name…

 

Todoroki: A-i-z-a-w-a

 

Shinso: They want to possess Aizawa?

 

Izuku: W-why him of all people? Why not All Might?

 

Ochako: That’s so creepy.

 

Tenya: It's strange, but Mr. Aizawa is pretty strange himself (they all shake their head in response)

 

Izuku: Spirits, why do you want to possess him?

 

Everyone:....

 

Shinso: It just says “Hot”. The hell does that mean?

 

Tenya: The spirit must be a woman then, or gay.

 

Ochako: So, the spirit is attracted to our teacher? That’s so weird…

 

Izuku: To be honest, he is kind of attractive

 

Everyone:....

 

Todoroki: I guess, but he’s so...so…

 

Ochako: It's hard to explain…

 

Shinso: I think the best weird to describe him is “emo”

 

Everyone: Yeah… (suddenly they hear a woman laugh)

 

Izuku (jumps up): The heck was that?! (a feminine scream is heard from somewhere in the house, causing Izuku to jump again)

 

Ochako: Oh my…

 

Tenya: Did she already…?

 

Todoroki: Izuku, Shinso, contact everyone else from the chat!

 

With Pro Heroes and Online Chat

 

All Might: Hey Izuku, Shinso, anything on your end?

 

Izuku: MR. AIZAWAISGONNAGETPOSSESSEDANDHE’SINDANGERANDWEJUSTHEARDLAUGHTERANDSCREAMINGANDWE’REALLGONNADIE!!!!

 

Endeavor: Ha! Spirits actually want that faggot?

 

Eraserhead: stfu man

 

Eraserhead: Wait, what about me getting possessed?

 

Eraserfan: We didn’t hear anything. You sure you guys heard a scream?

 

Shinso: Yeah, no doubt about it.

 

Midnight: You guys heard noises too? We didn’t hear laughter or anything but we definitely hear footsteps

 

Bakugou: It was weird as well. Thought it was just one of y’all trying to scare us.

 

Shinso: We’re all in the room. What about you guys?

 

Midnight: Yeah...we’re all here.

 

All Might: US too.

 

Eraserfan: Um..everyone was here, but Shouta just said he went to the bathroom

 

Everyone: !

 

All Might: Oh HELL NO!

 

Snipe: Was he acting strange or anything?

 

Present Mic: He sounded more tired than usual and he was touching his head.

 

Midnight: Then he is possessed!

 

All Might: How long was he doing that?

 

Eraserfan: It happened so fast, we didn’t even have time to stop him from going out.

 

Bakugou: Teach, what the hell you doing in there?

 

Everyone: !

 

Midnight: Shit, he’s in the kitchen!

 

Ingenium: Powerloader, what do we do???

 

Powerloader: Let’s all gtfoh!

 

Eraserfan: Come upstairs or the game room!

 

(Group Other goes upstairs to Group Black and White, leaving Eraser in the kitchen getting who knows what)

 

All Might: Wait Midnight, can’t you put him asleep with your quirk?

 

Midnight: W-well, you see….I can’t use my quirk when I’m frightened so…

 

Izuku: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!

Snipe: That’s low, even for you Midnight.

 

Present Mic: Shouta’s our friend, but a possessed Shouta is not the Shouta we wanna deal with js

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-5 minutes later-

 

All Might: Y’all got updates? Our team locked the door so Eraser can’t get in.

 

Midnight: We keep hearing knocking sounds, but no one is there.

 

Eraserfan: I’m so scared…

 

Present Mic: Don’t worry Shinobu! We’ll get Shouta back!

 

All Might: Okay, so we’re locked in the game room, Black and White and Other are in the guest room. Friends, how are y’all doing?

 

Everyone:.....

 

All Might: Friends???

 

13: Should someone go outside and see if they’re ok?

 

All Might: There’s no way in hell I’m going out there.

 

Endeavor: I’ll go.

 

Present Mic: I know it's pretty late to ask, but should we call the police or something?

 

Snipe: I’d say yes, especially if the students are in danger.

 

13: I don’t know. If something did happen then Eraser will get arrested and no amount of blaming spirits is gonna get up out of charges.

 

All Might: True. Damn…

 

Eraserfan: Its all my fault. I convinced him to go with us and now… :’(

 

All Might: No, its my fault. If I didn’t have everyone play the ouija board then this would have never happened.

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-5 minutes after Endeavor went outside-

 

All Might: Endeavor, everyone is worried. What the hell is going on?

 

Endeavor:....

 

Izuku: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!

 

Shinso: Finally, we got to a charger!

 

All Might: What happened, and why did y’all take so long to contact me???

 

Izuku: MR.AIZAWAGOTPOSSESSEDANDCHASEDUSAWAYFROMTHEHOUSEWITHALARGEKNIFETHENWEALLRANTOTODOROKI’SHOUSEWETHOUGHTWEWEREOKAYBUTENDEAVORSTARTEDCHASINGUSHEGOTPOSSESSEDTOANDNOWWE’REATOCHAKO’SPLACE!!!

 

Bakugou: Calm down you damn nerd! Why didn’t you let us know???

 

Izuku: All of our phones weren’t working once Aizawa started chasing us!

 

Shinso: Speaking of chasing us, Aizawa fast as well. Wtf is he speed racer…

 

Izuku: We would have all been stabbed to death if iida and Ochako wasn’t with us.

 

Shinso: Yeah…

 

Eraserfan: Where is he now???

 

Izuku: He’s right outside Ochako’s place. Him and Endeavor trying to get in!

 

Midnight: Jesus…

 

13: Where is her place?

 

Izuku: It's quite a few blocks away. Don’t know if you guys will make it.

 

Todoroki: Who wouldn’t thought my father would have gotten possessed. Jeez...he’s not nearly as fast as our teacher, but he kept throwing fireballs and shit at us.

 

All Might: WTF? His he Super Mario or some shit?

 

Blood King: lol I guess so…

 

Midnight: Can you guys try and run back here? We want to go help you guys, but we don’t know if there are other spirits in the house.

 

Shinso: We’ll try

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-A few minutes later-

 

Izuku: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

 

Ingenium: What’s wrong? Is everyone okay?

 

Todoroki: Nothing. Endeavor left but Aizawa is still around the house and he is trying to get Izuku to come out.

 

Eraserhead: Oh Izuku baby! Come out!!! :)

 

Everyone: !

 

Eraserfan: That’s not a spirit!

 

Shinso: Isn’t that Toga?

 

All Might: Sounds like it. She must have taken Eraser’s phone too

 

13: Wait, then where’s Aizawa?

 

Todoroki: There must be two of them. Either the real one left along with Endeavor or is still trying to get in.

 

Shinso: Damn!

 

All Might: What’s wrong?

 

Todoroki: Seems like the real Aizawa just got in the apartment!

 

Izuku: HE’S GONNA STAB US! ALL MIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

All Might: Young Midoriya, I’ll help you. Just read this important message

 

All Might: RUUUUUUUUUUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUN!!!

 

Blood King: lol

 

Snipe: LMAO

 

Bakugou: Good luck nerd

 

Present Mic: lol y’all awful…

 

Izuku: I’M ABOUT TO DIE AND THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? WHAT THE HELL??!?!

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After running away from the Aizawa(s), they went back to All Might’s place and went to the game room. After All Might refusing to unlocked the door multiple times, he decides to do so, the group almost getting stabbed by a still possessed Aizawa. Toga had left while Endeavor was not possessed anymore and tried his best to bring Aizawa down without his quirk. After a long and difficult battle in All Might’s garden, he managed to knock Aizawa unconscious. All of the groups unlocked their doors but decided to just stay in the house for the whole night.

 

-Morning-

 

All Might: Well, last night was...exciting...huh?

 

Izuku: FUCK YOU

 

Shinso: I agree

 

Todoroki: My thoughts exactly.

 

Todoroki: Can’t believe I’m saying this, but thanks Dad.

 

Endeavor: Whatever. I’m glad that the faggot didn’t kill y’all

 

Midnight: Speaking of Eraser, how his he?

 

Eraserfan: Still asleep

 

Present Mic: I’m sure he’ll be pissed off once he wakes up.

 

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Eraserhead: Why is my head killing me?

 

Joke: Well...funny story…

 

Ingenium: You kind of got...possessed?

 

Eraserhead: tf you mean?

 

Eraserfan: Basically, a spirit possessed you and you got a knife and started chasing team Friends around.

 

Eraserfan: I’m sorry babe.

 

Eraserhead: Alrighty then…

 

Eraserhead: Its not your fault, but...All Might wtf???

Midnight: It was his fault.

 

Powerloader: True.

 

Ingenium: Thanks to you my brother is forever traumatized

 

13: And Ochako. Poor girl :(

 

Todoroki: Plus Toga now knows where you, me, and Ochako live.

 

All Might: Oh...whoops…

 

Eraserhead: Luckily she don’t know where we live, cause if she did your ass would be dead right now.

 

Eraserhead: Sorry about scaring you guys. How about I treat y’all to a meal or somethin?

 

Todoroki: How about soba?

 

Izuku: And katsudon?

 

Eraserhead: k

 

Eraserfan: Can we, Mic and Joke go with you guys?

 

Eraserhead: Sure.

 

Excluding All Might, the rest of the groups decided to go to the mall together (oddly enough, Bakugou went with Izuku and the group, but no one commented on this)

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Izuku: Hey, Shinobu...how did Mr. Aizawa get his phone back? 

Eraserfan: Oh yeah. That crazy bitch Toga stole it, right? 

Izuku: Yeah 

Eraserfan: Well...I did some things.... 

 

What Happened with Eraserfan and Toga 

 

Eraserfan (after hours of walking around the city, she finds Toga in an abandoned alley way. She summons a shot gun and aims it at her): Give me the phone! 

Toga (unfazed by the gun): What phone? 

Eraserfan: You stole my man's phone! Give it back or else!  

Toga: Oooooooh....I'm sooooo scared...(she takes out a shotgun from who knows where and aims it at Shinobu) 

Eraserfan: What the fuck!?? How did you- 

Toga: A girl has her secrets. Now...how about we have some fun???  

Eraserfan (she drops her gun and summons her last resort): Or...I can give you this! (shows her the item, causing her to squeal with joy and attempt to grab it) You can have it ONLY if you give me Eraserhead's phone back! 

Toga (pouting): Fine. 

 

-Flashback over- 

 

Izuku: Why did you summon a shotgun? 

Eraserfan: Cause she not only disguised herself as my man but stole his phone! Its unforgivable! 

Eraserhead: I don't know whether to be proud or call the psychiatrist... :/ 

Present Mic: lol who knew you were dating a yandere 

Midnight: ikr. I thought Shinobu was so sweet and innocent, not a crazy girl like Toga 

Eraserfan: I am NOTHING like Toga!  

All Might: If I may interject... 

All Might: What did you give Toga? 

Eraserfan: A special Izuku plushie. 

Izuku: Dear lord...(makes the cross sign) 

Eraserhead: lol RIP little Problem Child  

Endeavor: Wait, why is that a bad thing? The fag got his phone back and there was no bloodshed, so wtf? 

Todoroki: Toga is masturbating and/or torturing that poor thing as we speak 

Everyone (nodding) 

Eraserfan: Anyway, I AM NOT LIKE TOGA 

Joke: But, don't you have a plushie of Eraser? 

Eraserfan: Yeah 

Eraserhead (blushing): She sleeps with it all the time.  

Eraserfan: Course I do!  

Snipe: And her name is literally "Eraserfan" so that's even more proof 

Eraserfan: But, can't I be a fan of Eraserhead without being a lunatic? 

Endeavor: Actually no. Anyone would be crazy looking up to that weirdo. 

Eraserhead: I am not weird.  

Izuku: Tbh Mr. Aizawa is more creepy than weird 

Everyone (nodding) 

Eraserhead: Man fuck y'all frfr 

Todoroki: And she creates A LOT of weapons, js 

All Might: True, just last class she was using a bow and arrow or something. Almost shot my ass :(

Blood King: Damn, I should've recorded it! 

Eraserfan: Tehe, sorry about that! :)

Eraserhead: Keep up the good work, Kid. 

All Might: Um, she almost shot me with a fucking arrow. Why the hell are you encouraging her?! 

13: Honestly All Might, you probably deserved it. 

All Might: WHAT?! 

Midnight: True 

Present Mic: Of all the teachers at Yuuei, you really get under her skin. 

Eraserhead: And on that same day you were shot I think you paired her with Bakugou. 

All Might: Yeah, so? 

Eraserfan: You know how he is.... 

Izuku: Y-yeah... 

All Might: Why is everything my fault...? :'( 

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Dabi:… 

All Might: The hell are you doing here? 

Eraserhead: All Might, didn’t you get rid of all the villains? 

Dabi: He did, but I let myself back in. 

Dabi: By the way, your girl really cute <3 

Eraserhead: TF??? 

Eraserfan: Excuse me??? 

Dabi: I’ll give you guys a choice. Give me the cute girl and I won’t share all of your addresses to my crew. Got it? 

Eraserhead: Two words: NAW BITCH 

Eraserfan: No way! >.< 

All Might: Hold up guys, we should speak to everyone about this before making a final decision. 

Izuku: There’s no way in hell anyone would agree with that! 

Midnight: That’s just plain disgusting. It's no wonder you don’t have a girl with yo emo Todoroki's brother reject looking ass  

Joke: Eww!!!  

Present Mic: All Might, the answer is pretty obvious. We can’t give Shinobu to this creep. 

Endeavor: I didn’t want to deal with villains today but I kinda like the kid so… 

13: Just plain gross. 

Shinso: gtfoh emo 

Snipe: Hell no 

Blood King: Fuck no 

Cementoss: Um…no 

Powerloader and Ingenium: No way in hell 

Bakugou: Fuck off emo motherfucker 

Everyone:…. 

Eraserfan: Bakugou? What are you doing here? 

Bakugou: Shut up! All Might kept me on the chat and I felt like sayin something! 

Izuku: Kaa-chan… 

Bakugou:….next time, you’re getting roasted DEKU 

Bakugou left the chat 

Izuku:…. 

Dabi: So, no? 

Eraserfan: Sorry, but I’m NOT for sale or trading.  

Eraserfan: However…I’ll make a deal with you 

Everyone:?! 

Eraserfan: You know how to do “that”, right? 

Dabi: That? 

Eraserfan: You know, its in your name. 

Dabi: Oh, yeah sometimes. You sure you want to challenge me tho? 

Eraserhead: Kid, you can’t do this! 

Eraserfan: I have to. I have to do it for my honor. 

Eraserhead: But, whether you win or lose, you won’t survive this! 

Eraserfan: I know the risks, babe. I’m sorry :’( 

All Might: WTF are y’all talkin about??? 

Present Mic: Shinobu, you can’! You’re too young! 

Joke: I’ll happily sacrifice myself, Shinobu! Just say the word! ;) 

Cementoss: I’m lost 

Ingenium: Wait, Powerloader, do you think its “that”? 

Powerloader: Oh that meme? I think so. 

All Might: Explanation please. 

Endeavor: They’re talking about dabbing.  

Cementoss: Oh yeah… 

Midnight: Dabbing? 

Eraserhead: It’s a simple dance move that’s become a pretty popular meme. Here’s a link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dab_(dance) 

All Might: Okay. So, what’s wrong with that? 

Izuku: If you initiate a dab battle, then you'll become a meme

All Might: So? 

Eraserhead: So she’s be all over the Internet! 

Snipe: Basically, she’ll be a total laughingstock. Her status as a human being will be over. 

Present Mic: She’ll forever be a meme :’( 

Joke: So sad… :( 

Midnight: You people are so weird I swear 

All Might: ikr 

Dabi: Wait, you meant dabbing? I was talking about actually dancing. Nah, fuck this shit I’m out. I’d rather be alone than with a crazy bitch. 

Dabi left the chat 

Everyone:… 

Eraserhead: Shit, my girl saved us again! 

Izuku: Thanks Shinobu! 

Shinobu: Aw…but I wanted a dab battle :’( 

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All Might: Morning everyone!

Everyone: Morning!

All Might: Looks like it's someone’s birthday today! 

Eraserfan: It sure is…. ;)

Eraserhead: Eh...just a birthday…

Present Mic: C’mon Shouta your birthday is only once a year! 

Midnight: Live a little, sweetie 

Snipe: Oh, its Eraser’s bday? 

All Might: Hell yeah! 

Endeavor: Happy Birthday, weirdo.

Everyone: ?!

Cementoss: Are you actually being nice and didn’t call him the f word wtf. Who are you what have you done with Endeavor? 

Endeavor: Shut up. I just don’t feel like calling him a fag today 

13: Well, that’s still very nice of you, Endeavor 

Endeavor: Plus, I gotta gift for you weirdo…(sends him a link to a printable coupon).

Eraserhead: What’s this?

Endeavor: A coupon for a cat cafe that just opened up some weeks ago. I saw it on my way home and thought you would like it.

Eraserfan: Awww….how sweet :) 

Present Mic: Never thought you were so….considerate

All Might: Beautiful!

Eraserhead: Thanks, bro. 

Endeavor (blushing): Whatever. The coupon is for two people so take your girl with you

Izuku: Speaking of birthday, all of us from class 1-A decided to get you something…(sends picture of a card with a picture of everyone from class 1-A. On the inside of the card it reads ‘Happy Birthday Mr. Aizawa. You are the best teacher ever.’) Our other present is at the dorm but Todoroki will come by later to give it to you.

Eraserhead: Thanks, Problem child

Eraserhead: Damn you kids (on verge of tears) 

Eraserfan: Shouta, you are crying? :(

Midnight: He’s crying?!

Present Mic: No way! I needa see this!!!

Powerloader: Holy cow 

Joke: My god. Eraser can cry???

Blood King: By the gods :/

Izuku, Todoroki and Bakugou: WTF??? 

All Might: No way. Eraser is capable of doing that?

13: Aww….

Ingenium: Nothing like tears of joy

Eraserhead: Idiots I’m not crying. Something just got in my eye

Blood King: Riiiiiiiiight...anyway, I wanted to give you my gift. It's just a fancy bottle of wine, can I come over and give it to you?

Eraserhead: Sure, Thanks man

All Might: I’ll come over too. I have a picture of me with my autograph ;D

Eraserhead: Cool. I really need burning material.

All Might: :’( 

Joke: And I’ll come over to make you laugh! 

Eraserhead: Babe, please barricade the doors

Eraserfan: lol sorry Joke. Maybe you should get him another present

Joke: That’s okay! Me and Present Mic can take him to the bar tonight

Eraserhead: You promise you won’t make me laugh?

Joke: I swear with all the laughing gas in my body

Present Mic: And if she uses her quirk on you then you can choke us both

Eraserhead:.....

Eraserhead: Okay

Midnight: Me and Present Mic bought some energy drinks just for you. I’ll come over and give them to you later. 

Eraserhead: k

Eraserfan: And before you go out, I’ll cook you the best dinner ever :) <3

Eraserhead (smirking): Can I have you for dinner?

Eraserfan (blushing): I’m too sweet. My kisses will be after dinner, k babe?

Eraserhead: Sounds like a plan

All Might: Ewww…..

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-While Eraser, Mic and Joke are at the bar-

 

Todoroki: You never gave me presents like that on my birthday :’(

Endeavor: Yeah cause you a bitch 

Todoroki:....

Izuku: Its okay Todoroki. My father wasn’t even around.

Todoroki: And that will make me feel better because…? 

Izuku: idk be grateful your father in your life I guess….

Todoroki: No offense, but I’d rather have him gone than around

All Might: See what you did Endeavor. How is Todoroki going to respect you if you always act like a dick?

Endeavor: You make soyboys by being nice. I’m trying to make a strong man to kick your ass

All Might: lol you still trying to beat me?

All Might: Young Todoroki is his own person, jackass

Endeavor: Unfortunately, but I’ll still make it my mission to get him to beat you

All Might: Yeah, cause you’ll never beat me

Izuku: All Might

Todoroki: He’s right. You can’t beat him so you make me do it. How pathetic

Endeavor:.....

Endeavor: Okay FINE

Endeavor: All Might Let’s GO

All Might: Right now?

Endeavor: Yeah bitch right now. Let’s GO

Izuku: Wait, what?

Todoroki: Oh, now my dad finally got some balls.

Endeavor: Shut up. Once I win you’ll be on your knees apologizing

All Might: So, the usual???

Endeavor: Yeah 

Endeavor: And your broccoli haired student is paying

Izuku: M-me? Wait, pay for what?

All Might: For karaoke duh

Endeavor: LMAO I thought he was smart

All Might: Thought so too. Oh well, let’s go…

Izuku: Wait, I didn’t agree to this! Plus, you still owe me for Halloween!

All Might: If you pay for our snacks and drink you can have as much as you want. Hell, you can even bring Young Todoroki.

Todoroki: Can me and my worthless dad battle after y’all?

Endeavor: Bring it on worthless son!

Izuku: Well...so much for my wallet :’(