okay folks i've decided to rewrite this because WHEW BOY IS IT ATROCIOUS and WHEW BOY how little effort i put into this.
i just wanted you guys to know in case you're like "wtf where is this garbo story i wanna make fun of it" I'M CHANGING IT SADLY
i don't know when, but i'm going to do it. i'll probably delete all other chapters and just slowly update this from scratch. it might take me a while to actually get the updates out, seeing i have school,, again. anyways you can scream at me if you want on twitter. i'm demndays :)
okay, i'm done rambling. don't die, stay safe, and try to graduate.