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Everyone's Hot To Me: There's Trouble In The Air You Can Smell It

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"Good morning, time to start the day." Jeremy sighed, throwing a shirt at Michael before putting his own shirt on. 

"Nice way to wake me up, babe." Michael said, sarcastically, still looking at his phone. 

"We're going back to school. Today. COME ON! Apparently Jenna Rolan got a girlfriend."

"SINCE WHEN? AND IS SHE GAY OR?"

"Pansexual, I think. " Jeremy said, combing his hair in the mirror. 

"DID I OR DID I NOT TELL YOU SHE WAS PAN AGES AGO!" Michael screamed, kicking the duvet off him and getting changed beside Jeremy. 

"Why are you shouting?"

"Because, sis been knew." Michael said and walked to the bathroom. Jeremy screamed and banged his head on the mirror. 

"If I have to deal with this for the whole year..." He whispered to himself, resorting downstairs. Over the summer, Jeremy's hair had actually darkened from a golden brown to a more light brown. He'd also grown to not be an awkward tall, but a hot tall. Michael, however, had gone through a growth spurt. So much, he was almost as tall as Jeremy. And that was saying something. They were dorming together. The squip squad and the hamilsquad all had seperate dorms this year. This meant lit parties. "You ready to go shortie?" Michael teased. 

"I'M FUCKING TALLER THAN YOU!"

"By like, a centimetre." Michael smirked, pulling his hoodie on and walking out of their room. Jeremy rolled his eyes and followed him, seeing as Michael was the only one with a car. 


Rec and parks: JOHN LAURENS YOU UP?

lawrence: Yes I'm up Maria, what you want?

Rec and parks: WE'RE DORMING NEXT DOOR TO TWO NEW GROUPS, THE SQUIP SQUAD AND TREES???

lawrence: Trees? they new?

Rec and parks: I presume so, haven't heard of them before. 

Rec and parks: Anyways, have you and Alex made up yet?

John sighed, looking at Alex, sleeping on the floor. He shook his head. They'd had an extreme argument the night before. John clarified that night he wasn't driving Alex to school, only him and Maria. He...didn't want to talk about it. 

lawrence: the answer is I'm not driving Alex to school, does that clarify anything?

Rec and parks: We dorming again this year?

lawrence: fuck yeah this is going to be FUCKING AMAZING

Rec and parks: Okay John! I'll see you in 5!

John got changed, and for impact, slammed the door on Alex. "JOHN WAIT!" Alex's voice called out behind him. John wanted to turn back and fuck Alex senseless, but what was there to do anyways? He continued walking to the car where he drove to Maria's. John had gotten taller and more shaped. But, was even more shocked when he saw Maria. She had curves, her hair seem even bigger than before, and it wasn't brown. It was red. She was more tanned. I guess second puberty had hit them pretty well. "WHAT YOU STARING AT PERV!"

"YOU KNOW IT'S ME, RIAH!"

"YEAH, NO SHIT!" She shouted, climbing in the passenger seat as she wolf whistled. "Someone hit second puberty." She said with a wink. 

"Oh shut it you." John said, and for a while, everything was okay. 


"SKRRT SKRRT MOTHERFUCKERS!" Michael said, entering the huge dorm room. 

"THERE'S OUR FAVOURITE BOYFRIENDS!" Brooke shouted. Peggy giggled. 

"Hi Margarita!" Michael said, finger gunning and sitting beside Chloe. 

"NOT GONNA HELP YA BOYFRIEND!" Jake shouted. Michael shook his head. 

"COURSE I'M NOT, HE'S SMALL ENOUGH- I MEAN TALL ENOUGH..."

"I'M TALLER THAN YOU MICHAEL CAMERON MELL!" Jeremy shouted. There was a new girl in the room. She had blonde hair that faded to a pink ombre. "Hey, you're new!" She jumped slightly. 

"I-I'm s-sorry. T-This is my dorm! I can t-transfer!" She stuttered. 

"You don't have to transfer, I'm Jeremy, and if you can't tell, that's my annoying boyfriend Michael!"

"I-I'm-"

"Summer, that's Summer. She's my idiot sister." Jenna said, appearing from nowhere. "She's 9 months younger than me, if you're wondering." 

"WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU GETTING SOME IN THE SUMMER ANYWAYS?"

"Oh you're not going to FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!" Peggy said, springing up from the sofa. "MISS JENNA ROLAN IS DATING MISS ANGELICA SCHUYLER."

"PEGGY!" Jenna shouted at the younger girl, causing her to slightly flinch. "Ugh...fucking girlfriends siblings are the worst..."

"You love me." Peggy said, giving her puppy dog eyes. 

"I fucking don't. Not after you walked in on u-"

"OKAY WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH!" Summer shouted. 


Next door, 5 people were in there. A goth, a nerd, a dick, a jock and a wallflower. Lets see how this year goes.