HeereToWin: Okay, but hear me out.
HeereToWin: Dungeons and Dragons, but the dungeon master has a soundboard with the sitcom laugh tracks and sound effects.
HeereToWin: Or, even better- AoTD but instead of zombies we have passive-aggressive slow walkers.
OneInAMellion: wait who’s this?
OneInAMellion: awesome idea on the dnd thing pls start a petition or something
OneInAMellion: and how do you know about aotd that shit’s so vintage
HeereToWin: Oh damn, wrong user, sorry
HeereToWin: I meant to send those to my friend Jared but I think I clicked on the wrong gamertag.
HeereToWin: And of course I like it! Vintage video games? Throw em at me, what have you got against them?
OneInAMellion: dude who’re you kidding i fucking love aotd
OneInAMellion: the name’s michael by the way
HeereToWin: You too? It’s a small world.
HeereToWin: I’m Jeremy. Great to meet you
OneInAMellion: you’re so polite wtf
HeereToWin: Yeah, well, I’m not your average 12 year old Roblox player.
OneInAMellion: please tell me you’re joking
OneInAMellion: for everything you said in that sentence
OneInAMellion: i don’t even know what’d be worse, the 12 year old part or the roblox
OneInAMellion: makes me feel dirty just by typing the word ‘roblox’ ugh
HeereToWin: God, dude, take a joke. Of course I’m not 12. What kind of 12 year old would know, let alone LIKE Apocalypse of the Damned?
OneInAMellion: i’m sorry mr. grammatically perfect, usually when people are trying to convey sarcasm and irony they don’t use full sentence stops and capitalization
OneInAMellion: and you’ve avoided the <shudders> roblox question
HeereToWin: I don’t play Roblox. I will not play Roblox. The word ‘Roblox’ is hereby cancelled from this chat.
HeereToWin: And what’s wrong with full proper sentences?
OneInAMellion: there’s nothing wrong with full proper sentences aside from the fact that they make me feel like i’m being scolded by my moms again
HeereToWin: Wanna join a game together? I found this one map that’s damn hard to beat but Jared isn’t answering any of my messages.
OneInAMellion: hack this jared’s phone and force him to reply to you
HeereToWin: Nah, he’s usually the one doing the hacking.
OneInAMellion: woah really? sweet
HeereToWin: Eh. It WAS pretty sweet when he gained control of the school PA system and blasted All Star during the midterms. Anyway, wanna join the game?
OneInAMellion: invite me and i’ll beat the shit out of every other player on the level jeremy
HeereToWin: Not if I do it first.
HeereToWin: Oh wait, but before we start, lemme just finish my introduction real fast
HeereToWin: Uh, I’m Jeremy, 16, male (if you haven’t inferred), geek, has no friends, and my dad literally never wears pants.
HeereToWin: If you couldn’t tell, I’m not good at talking to people either.
OneInAMellion: you were doing fine up until the dad part
OneInAMellion: alright Jeremy
OneInAMellion: name’s Michael, 16, male (look at that, we’re practically twins), more of a nerd, only friend’s my headphones, has a weird taste in music, and my moms pry way too much into my nonexistent love life
HeereToWin: I get the music part. Like, it’s hard to explain. My music taste is just… all the songs… except for the ones I don’t like.
OneInAMellion: I KNOW RIGHT???
HeereToWin: Ohh god. Opinion on Echosmith?
OneInAMellion: i only know the song ‘bright’ and i love it. opinion on bob marley?
HeereToWin: Underappreciated, but not my favorite.
OneInAMellion: <le gasp> you little shit how dare you he’s so good
HeereToWin: Told you! Weird music tastes. You and me both, it seems.
HeereToWin: Anyway, the game’s starting. I added you, check your inbox.
OneInAMellion: yep it’s there
OneInAMellion: prepare to get your ass kicked
HeereToWin: Read my username and weep, bitch.
HeereToWin has gone offline.
OneInAMellion: we’ll see about that
OneInAMellion has gone offline.