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Peak Camp Gay

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You can dance, you can sway — hip hop, the waltz, or ballet
Sherlock Holmes, every day, you’re at your peak camp gay

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the right music
Getting in the swing
You come in with your king

You know John is a grumpy bi
Acting jealous of every guy
Who gives you a once-over
‘Cause you’re lookin’ fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You’re at your peak camp gay, so risqué, clothes in disarray
Peak camp gay, on display in your lingerie
You can dance, you can sway — hip hop, the waltz, or ballet
Sherlock Holmes, every day, you’re at your peak camp gay

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for a partner
Only John will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You’re at your peak camp gay, so risqué, clothes in disarray
Peak camp gay, on display in your lingerie
You can dance, you can sway — hip hop, the waltz, or ballet
Sherlock Holmes, every day, you’re at your peak camp gay