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I have to tell you...

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"You ready to do this, boss?"

"It's already done, DiNozzo."

"Well, yeah, I know the wedding part but this is, it's different."

"It is?"

"You know it is."

"Did you want me to carry you over the threshold?"

"That's not-"

"Then what is it?"

"I gotta tell you something."

"Now?"

"Yes."

"Are you secretly already married?"

"No, but-"

"Then it doesn't matter."

"But Jethro?"

"It doesn't matter."

"...Yes, Boss."

"So get over here."

"But I'm really-"

"Tony!"

"Jethro!"

"Fine, tell me then."

"..."

"DiNozzo!"

"I love you."

"I know."

"Well, I know you know but-"

"We got married."

"But you never say it!  I mean, I know is the best line from Empire and really I should be flattered that you're going all Harrison Ford on me."

"I love you."

"...Yeah."

"Don't make me say it again."

"Sure thing, Boss."

"DiNozzo."

"Sure thing, Jethro."