Chapter 1: Cursed
Info for readers (band members, usernames, grades)
Andy Biersack: Sirius Black, Junior
Ashley Purdy: Narcissus, Junior
Jake Pitts: Oof, Junior
Jeremy "Jinxx" Ferguson: Not Lindsey Stirling, Junior
Christian "CC" Coma: Pug Thug, Junior
Remington Leith: Twilight but gayer, Junior
Sebastian Danzig: Gin and Chronic Back Pain, Senior
Emerson Barrett: Captain Shook, Freshman
Awsten Knight: OwO, Freshman
Geoff Wigington: UwU, Freshman
Otto Wood: Yeehaw, Freshman
Gerard Way: Pink Station Zero, Senior
Mikey Way: Kobra Kiddo, Junior
Frank Iero: Sweet Peasus, Senior
Ray Toro: Our Lady of Cupcakes, Senior
Brendon Urie: Mr. Disco, Sophomore
Spencer Smith: Oh Boy, Sophomore
Jon Walker: Naps In The Afternoon, Sophomore
Ryan Ross: Foxy Man, Sophomore
Dallon Weekes: Tree Amongst Humans, Junior
Nicole Row: Queen, Junior
Patrick Stump: Sapling, Senior
Pete Wentz: ecks dee, Senior
Joe Trohman: Frenchie, Senior
Andy Hurley: Lean Mean Drumming Machine, Senior
Tyler Joseph: Soft Boy, Junior
Josh Dun: Little Drummer Boy, Junior
((More band members will be added later on, make sure to refer back to this chapter if you ever get confused OR I introduce a new character!))
Chapter 2: Doot Doot
Andy wants food, Remington is gonna get smothered by Sebastian for staying up too late, Otto is Tired and the other 3 occasionally butt in (ft. Crow the cat).
Band members present in this chapter:
Andy, Ashley, Remington, Dallon, Otto and Patrick (with a brief snatch and text appearance by Sebastian)
(Sorry this update is so late! School has been keeping me busy and I saw Never Shout Never live the other night. I also met one of the supporting acts, a band named Blue Jay. Super sweet dudes. I also got a photo and a hug from Chris. He owns one of my most prized possessions now. I cried.)
I'm doing goretober this year! I'll have a book up later this week.
(Andy and Ashley's relationship is a lot like mine and my friend Katchingly's, affectionate insults and lots of PDA.)
Monday, August 27th
Chat: "You On Kazoo"
Sirius Black: I want;;; chips
Twilight but gayer: what a mood
Narcissus: it's almost 3 am???????????????????
Sirius Black: time is an abstract concept and serves no purpose other than to instill fear into our hearts and our paper deadlines
Yeehaw: okay then, Emerson
Twilight but gayer: excuse you, but my baby brother is much more philosophically inclined than this;;; twig with combat boots
Sirius Black: rude
Sirius Black: Don't you have the paper to work on for English, anyways?
Twilight but gayer: I do, but study hall exists.
Tree Amongst Humans: doesn't Professor Vody run the study hall in the first place??
Yeehaw: Yeah, or Professor Daniels does.
Twlight but gayer: oh fUCK
Sirius Black: I think he's just remembering the fact that he lives near the Vody household and that some of their kids are in his classes
Twilight but gayer: hygwdrfsGTFRDFTGYHJ
Yeehaw: J e s us-
Twilight but gayer: I caught Remington way up past the 1 am bedtime mark, fucking dumbass
Twilight but gayer: Yep. I'm going to take his phone away before he tries anything else. Goodnight.
Tree Amongst Humans: I am Full Of Fear now.
Narcissus: bitch me too, the fuck.
Sirius Black: Yeah, same.
Sapling: Well, I'm going to bed too. Goodnight my children, don't cause too much trouble.
Yeehaw: 'night, dad. Awsten and Geoff are bugging me to get back to our Mario Kart game, so I'll see myself off as well.
Narcissus: Andyyyyyyyy, come back to bed! We need to finish this episode of Voltron. And Crow won't stop meowing.
Sirius Black: Fine, I'm getting there!
Narcissus: HURRY UP, THOT.
Tree Amongst Humans: Sometimes, I wonder why I'm even friends with you heathens, why don't I just up and leave?
Sirius Black: You love us too much to try.
Tree Amongst Humans: Unfortunate but true.