fish bros (and jeff), 3:02 a.m.
ethel-reincarnated: benji how do i access the deep web???
ethel-reincarnated: BENJI HOW
benjaminfranklin: it is THREE IN THE MORNING.
jeff has muted the chat
ethel-reincarnated: JEFFREY NOOO
ethel-reincarnated: nvm we dont need him
benjaminfranklin: GO TO SLEEP YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!
ethel-reincarnated: HOW DO I ACCESS THE DEEP WEB??!!!
benjaminfranklin: esther. the deep web is actually, like. very dangerous.
benjaminfranklin: if the government sees you search for it repeatedly they'll literally flag you.
ethel-reincarnated: sounds fake but okay,,,?
benjaminfranklin: esther seriously go to sleep
benjaminfranklin: i don't have the time or energy for this
ethel-reincarnated: you dont have the time or energy for ANYTHING
ethel-reincarnated: & i cant sleep so screw off
benjaminfranklin: something wrong?
ethel-reincarnated: msg me on private
alone together, 3:05 a.m.
benjaminfranklin: what's up?
ethel-reincarnated: i keep thinking about how awful of a person i am and its really upsetting
benjaminfranklin: 1) big mood 2) you're not an awful person. you're just kinda lame.
ethel-reincarnated: gee thanks
benjaminfranklin: kidding. i mean, i think you're cool, but i'm a loser too.
benjaminfranklin: ....so is that it?
ethel-reincarnated: i'm being evicted.
benjaminfranklin: esther... you know you can just crash at my place, right?
ethel-reincarnated: your brother hates me
benjaminfranklin: he hates everyone.
ethel-reincarnated: you hate me sometimes too
benjaminfranklin: ... no comment
benjaminfranklin: i'm kiDDING
benjaminfranklin: you can stay with us for however long you need though. seriously.
benjaminfranklin: when do you have to be out of the apt.?
ethel-reincarnated: tomorrow at 5
benjaminfranklin: need help moving?
ethel-reincarnated: actually, yeah. i have way too much crap.
benjaminfranklin: also, were you seriously just not going to tell me this? like what was your plan before i swooped in?
ethel-reincarnated: id hardly say you "swooped in",,,
ethel-reincarnated: && i was planning to just crash w your crazy cat friend?? yr supplier?
benjaminfranklin: 1) ew 2) stop saying "&&" it's like a stutter in texting and i Hate it
ethel-reincarnated: i know, its why i do it >:)
benjaminfranklin: will you go to sleep now??? this is Not healthy,,,,
ethel-reincarnated: i cant im worried about the babadook
benjaminfranklin: jesus esther
benjaminfranklin: we've been over this, HE'S NOT REAL
ethel-reincarnated: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!
benjaminfranklin: go to sleep you idiot
ethel-reincarnated: oooo i thought u didnt careee about little ol me~~~
benjaminfranklin: do i find you annoying? yes.
benjaminfranklin: but i care about you nonetheless.
ethel-reincarnated: SOFT BENJI EMERGES
ethel-reincarnated: IM SCREENSHOTTING ALL OF THIS
benjaminfranklin: NO STOP!
benjaminfranklin: THEY'LL KNOW I HAVE FEELINGS!!
ethel-reincarnated: come over and watch daria with me or im sending this whole conversation to your brother
benjaminfranklin: you're a witch.
fancy mansion buddies, 4:32 a.m.
benjaminfranklin has added ethel-reincarnated to the chat
ethel-reincarnated: YES YES YES
ethel-reincarnated: wait is your brother here?
rapunzel: Unfortunately. Benji, WHY DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME and WHY did you put Esther in this chat at FOUR IN THE MORNING?!
ethel-reincarnated: ...oh no
benjaminfranklin: 1) it's hilarious 2) esther got evicted so now she'll be a permanent resident at our place
rapunzel: I did NOT agree to this.
ethel-reincarnated: I'LL WORK FOR YOU!!
benjaminfranklin: she will!
ethel-reincarnated: YES YES YES
benjaminfranklin: anyway i'm helping esther pack now so we'll be home around 8 tonight
rapunzel: It'll take you that long?
ethel-reincarnated: i own a lot of materialistic items :3
benjaminfranklin: STOP WITH THAT FACE
benjaminfranklin: YOU KNOW I HATE IT
rapunzel has muted the chat
ethel-reincarnated: im still thinking about the babadook......,,,
benjaminfranklin: maybe if you help me pack YOUR STUFF it'll take your mind off of it
ethel-reincarnated: f i n e
benjaminfranklin: seriously esther you have, like, three manual hand-mixers and you don't even cook.
ethel-reincarnated: i actually dont know where those came from!! so screw off!
banjaminfranklin: oh yeah? well maybe they belong to the RANDOM STRANGERS you let into your home! you're like, the size of a 12 year old, one of those people could be a total creep and they'd be able to hurt you because you're literally 99 pounds!
ethel-reincarnated: calm downnn that wont even be a problem anymore because after today ill be living with you and your rich hot asshole brother :)
benjaminfranklin: okay, true. now help me move these boxes.
benjaminfranklin: WHY DO YOU HAVE COLLECTIBLE BARBIES?!
ethel-reincarnated: SENTIMENTALITY IS IMPORTANT, BENJI!!!
benjaminfranklin: after i'm done with this mess i'm getting you on Hoarders,, this is ridiculous
ethel-reincarnated: so is your username
benjaminfranklin: you named yourself after a dead old woman you didn't even know. you don't have the right to go there.