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graperush created a group with Deku, Turbo, Half-n-Half, explosionmurder, and 9 others

 

graperush: ok guys, I have a plan

 

tails: oh no

 

graperush: don't worry, it's a good plan and all of us guys will enjoy it

 

Turbo: Why did you create a group chat without the girls?

 

graperush: so heres the thing…

 

tentacruel: oh no

 

tails: oh no

 

tapedispenser: oh no

 

hardboi: oh no

 

pikapika: what is it?

 

tapedispenser: Kami no

 

graperush: so you know how the girls changing room is right next to ours?

 

Deku: I don't think you should continue…

 

Half-n-Half: I agree with Midoria.

 

graperush: no its fine

graperush: so the school closes at 7 right?

 

hardboi: yeah…

 

graperush: i think that us guys should stay at school by hiding in our changing room

graperush: Shoji will listen to make sure that the coast is clear

graperush: and we will put mini cameras in the girls changing room and stick it with Sero’s tape

 

Deku: …

 

Turbo: …

 

Half-n-Half: …

 

tapedispenser: …

 

pikapika: that's too far, man

 

hardboi: …

hardboi: oh damn, I'm too late

 

tentacruel: I do not want to be a part of that

 

tapedispenser: me neither

 

tails: I cannot BELIEVE the utter DISGRACEFULNESS of your plan. Not only do I not want to be a part of this, I will do ANYTHING it takes to put an end to it.

 

Deku: …

Deku: oh damn

 

graperush: huh

graperush: if you guys won't help I'll just have to do it myself

graperush: but none of you will get the nice, juicy reward~

 

tails: meet me outside the classroom tomorrow and I'm going to kick your ass

 

Deku: …

Deku: oh damn

 

Turbo: Ojiro, I advise not to fight on school grounds.

Turbo: And for Mineta, what you are suggesting is inappropriate and I would advise not to do it. I agree with Ojiro, I will tell the teachers of your plan and put an end to it.

 

emobird: Also, I have no interest because I'm gay.

emobird: not saying that I would be interested if I was straight

 

tentacruel: same

 

tapedispenser: same

 

hardboi: same

 

tails: I mean same

tails: but I'm still mad

 

Deku: I have a better idea

 

graperush: oh?

 

Deku has kicked graperush from the chat

 

harbdoi: ohhhhhhhh

 

tapedispenser: ohhhhhhh

 

Half-n-Half: rekt

 

pikapika: ohhhhhhhh

 

Turbo: I appreciate that, Midoria, but how will we know that he won't carry out his plan on his own.

 

Deku: no, I know that he will

 

Turbo: But then kicking him out of the chat isn't the best option to keep him away from the girls…

 

Deku: trust me

Deku: I have a plan

 

Turbo: Ok…

 

tails: what is it?

 

Deku: so we tell Aizawa to stay at school and wait to into the girls locker room

Deku: he’ll catch Mineta in the act and will put an end to him

 

Half-n-Half: That's a very good idea, Midoria.

 

Deku: thanks Todoroki! :)

 

pikapika: …

 

Deku: what?

 

pikapika: nvm

 

Turbo: As long as there is no fighting, it is a good plan.

 

tails: I feel like he's throwing shade at me

 

explosionmurder: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

explosionmurder: MY PHONE IS BLOWING UP WITH NOTIFICATIONS WHILE IM TRYING TO DO HOMEWORK

 

Deku: Kacchan, we're trying to plan something out

 

explosionmurder: I DONT CARE

 

hardboi: Bakugo, come on

 

explosionmurder: fine

explosionmurder: what

 

tails: scroll up

 

explosionmurder: fuck you

explosionmurder: I'm in

 

pikapika: wow ok

 

Deku: well, there really has to only be one person to tell Aizawa and he'll take care of the rest

 

explosionmurder: ugh fine

explosionmurder: just hurry up so I dont get notifications

 

tails: can we start a “I want to fight Mineta" group to kick his ass out of school

 

tapedispenser: I second that

 

emobird: third

 

hardboi: fourth

 

Half-n-Half: fifth

 

nature: sixth

 

explosionmurder: SEVENTH

 

pikapika: wait

 

hardboi: why so aggressive

 

explosionmurder: cuz I hate him

 

tapedispenser: makes sense

 

hardboi: everyone hates him

 

tails: I'm pretty sure even his parents hate him

 

pikapika: is everyone going to ignore the fact that Koda spoke?

 

Turbo: I do not condone this group.

 

Deku: I agree

Deku: let's just let Aizawa-sensei take care of this

 

pikapika: ok then

 

Turbo: I'll go tell Aizawa right now.

 

Deku: it's too late

Deku: just go tomorrow

 

Turbo: But what if Mineta…

 

Deku: he won't get into the school

Deku:but just in case…

 

Deku has added floatmaboat, kerokero, Momo, and 3 others to the chat

 

pinkqueen: oooh a group chat!

 

floatmaboat: about time!

 

Momo: Oh! I think this a great way for everyone in class 1-A to get to know each other better!

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: well, hopefully not EVERYONE

 

pikapika: Jiro

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: yeah?

 

pikapika: why is your name so long

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: uh…

 

pinkqueen: wait omg

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat:?

 

pinkqueen: is that from Yuri on Ice

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: yes????

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: you watch it????

 

pinkqueen: omg yes

pinkqueen: I was thinking of binge watching the entire series do you want to join????

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: YES

 

kerokero: um

kerokero: Midoria, is there a reason why you invited us to this group chat?

 

Deku: well, uh

 

explosionmurder: just scroll up

 

pinkqueen:I'm going to murder that purple grape motherfucker

 

Momo: I agree!

Momo: (although I wouldn't use such words)

 

floatmaboat: I'm going to beat his ass

 

Deku: Uraraka!

 

floatmaboat: I ain't fuckin around

 

Deku: oh, ok

 

Turbo: Let's not fight…

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Iida, I understand that as class rep, you want to make sure everyone follows the rules

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: however, as a Male you dont fully understand what we're going through

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: if we want to fight him, we WILL fight him and if anyone wants to join, then by all means

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: but dont try to stop us

 

pinkqueen: gurl~ preach!

 

nowyouseeme: he won't be able to see what hit him

nowyouseeme: literally

 

Turbo: I understand that I cannot understand, but you still have to follow the rules. I will have a talk with Aizawa-sensei tomorrow and ask if Mineta can be removed from this class.

 

hardboi: Iida!

 

pikapika: why can't you let us fight

 

Turbo: I hate him as much as you all do. He disgraces UA Academy with his inappropriate behavior and I can no longer stand by it. I will get him removed if it is the last thing i do.

 

Half-n-Half: wow

Half-n-Half: didn't know you had it in you to hate someone

 

Deku: Iida

 

Turbo: ?

 

Deku: you can say it

 

Turbo: NO

 

tapedispenser:?

 

Deku: this chat is a safe space

 

pinkqueen: what?

 

Deku: right GUYS?

 

pikapika: yes

 

tapedispenser: yup

 

hardboi: hell yeah!

 

Momo: Of course!

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: what she said…

 

Turbo: …

 

Half-n- Half: just do it

 

Turbo: …

Turbo: fuck Mineta

 

floatmaboat: YEAH!

floatmaboat: FUCK MINETA

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: FUCK MINETA!

 

tails: FFFFFFFFFUCK MINETA

 

emobird: fuck that guy

 

pinkqueen: FUCK HIM

 

Momo: fuck Mineta

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: *gasp*

 

Momo:(*^_^*)

 

hardboi: fuck Mineta!

 

explosionmurder: FUCK YOU GUYS

explosionmurder: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOTIFICATIONS

explosionmurder: SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

pikapika: but we're all saying duck Mineta

 

hardboi: come join us

 

explosionmurder: …

explosionmurder: FUCK MINETA AND HIS NASTY ASS MIND

 

hardboi: preach

 

explosionmurder: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

pinkqueen: okok

 

Turbo: Bakugo is right. We have a project due in English tomorrow. I hope that you are all done with that.

 

pikapika: shit

 

tapedispenser: oh no

 

pinkqueen: …

 

hardboi: kill me

 

explosionmurder: really?

explosionmurder: ugh

explosionmurder: you four, meet me at my house

 

pinkqueen: really!!!!???

 

pikapika: Bakugo!!!!

 

tapedispenser: you're a life saver

 

hardboi: see? You DO have a sweet side

 

explosionmurder: shut up

explosionmurder: fuck you

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Deku: guys!!!!!

 

floatmaboat: great news!!!!

 

Turbo: Indeed.

 

Deku: come on, Iida this deserves at least one exclamation mark

 

Turbo: …

Turbo: Indeed!

 

pinkqueen: omg what happened

 

hardboi: is it about the grape thing

 

Deku: Iida will explain

 

Turbo: Yesterday afterschool, Midoriya, Uraraka and I went to Aizawa-sensei to tell him about what Mineta was trying to do.

 

pinkqueen: ew

 

Turbo: !?

 

pinkqueen: dont call him that

 

Turbo: Aizawa-sensei!?

 

tapedispenser: no M*neta

 

Turbo: Oh, my apologies.

Turbo: Aizawa-sensei believed us and stayed after the school closed.

Turbo: M*neta tried to go into the girl's locker room and he was carrying mini security cameras.

 

floatmaboat: Aizawa gets really mad and suspends M*neta on the spot!!!!

 

Deku: He was suspeded!!

 

hardboi: wait, were you there with him

 

Deku: well…

 

Half-n-Half: what did you do

 

Deku: Aizawa-sensei told us to go home and that he would take care of it, but we had to look!

 

Turbo: I had no say in the matter.

 

floatmaboat: well, Deku-kun and I wanted to look

 

Deku: so we hid in a room and watched

 

Turbo: I am glad that we did not get caught because we would've gotten in trouble.

 

floatmaboat: omg Aizawa was so mad

 

Deku: his hair was floating

 

pinkqueen: aw man I wanted to be there

 

pikapika: did you film it

 

floatmaboat: no

 

Deku: Aizawa-sensei has an unnatural ability to sense when he is being filmed

 

pikapika: oh ya he does

 

tails: I smell a story

 

pinkqueen: so Sero, Kaminari, Kirishima and I saw him hanging out with uh…

 

floatmaboat:?

 

hardboi: we’re not allowed to say

 

pikapika: but they were really close, you know

 

Half-n-Half: a girlfriend?????

 

hardboi: we're not allowed to say

 

tapedispenser: we decided to film them so we can show you guys, so we hid in a bush

 

pinkqueen: the moment we hit record, he turned and started right at the bus we were hiding in

 

hardboi: he then jumped right at as with his hair already floating

 

pikapika: it was so scary

 

tapedispenser: he caught us and said we weren't allowed to tell anyone

 

Half-n-Half: but I wonder who he was with?

 

Deku: I'm sure we'll find out eventually

Deku: these four are terrible at keeping secrets

 

pinkqueen: but we've never had to keep one of Aizawa-sensei’s secrets before

 

pikapika: I'm afraid of what he'll do if we tell anyone

 

tails: so what happened after that, Midoriya

 

Deku: he let us go and then proceeded to throw M*neta and all his stuff right outside of the gate

 

hardboi: but now there's 19 people in the class

 

Turbo: We will have to wait until a replacement arrives.

 

Half-n-Half: I wonder who it will be

 

pinkqueen: I hope its it's someone cute

 

tails: same

 

pikapika: same

 

tapedispenser: same

 

hardboi: same

 

explosionmurder: they better not be cute or I'm blowing them up

 

pikapika: …

pikapika: jealous?

 

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explosionmurder >>>> pikapika

 

explosionmurder: if you try any shit like that again, I'll murder you and your entire family

 

pikapika: omg dont kill me

pikapika: I'm sorry

pikapika: I won't do it again

 

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pikapika: I'm sorry father, for I have sinned

 

pinkqueen: what are you talking about

 

pikapika: nothing

 

hardboi: ?

 

explosionmurder: ignore that dumbass

 

pinkqueen: ok????

 

tapedispenser: I'm too scared to ask questions

 

floatmaboat: oh! did you guys finish the English project yesterday?

 

pinkqueen: yup!

 

tapedispenser: it was all thanks to Bakugo

tapedispenser: or Bakubro

tapedispenser: as we decided to call him

 

harbdoi: Bakugo’s the best! we copied all his work!

 

explosionmurder: you all better get a good grade on that, or I'm not allowing you to copy off of my work ever again

 

pinkqueen: nooo

 

tapedispenser: we need you!

 

hardboi: Kami also does too, but he's too scared to type in this chat

hardboi: what did you do to him?

 

explosionmurder: nothing

 

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Deku has added sleepy to the chat

 

pinkqueen: WHOMST

 

hardboi: please

hardboi: its midnight

hardboi and no, not the teacher

 

explosionmurder: WHY DO YOU DO THIS DEKU

explosionmurder: IM TRYING TO SLEEP

explosionmurder: STFU

 

harboi: can this wait Midoriya

 

Deku: no!!!!

Deku: meet in the common room if you are still awake

 

floatmaboat: why

 

kerokero: there's a curfew, so we can't go outside rn

 

Deku: Aizawa-sensei is here and giving us permission

 

pikapika: be there in T-30 seconds

 

pinkqueen: dont talk like that

pinkqueen: and I'll be there in a bit

 

emobird: I'll be there

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I'll wake Momo up and we'll be there

 

pikapika: Momo????

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: shut

 

hardboi: Bakugo went back to sleep so he went go

hardboi: I'll be there

 

pikapika: Bakugo?????

 

hardboi: Kami, its it's too early for this shit

hardboi: or late, depending on what you think

 

pikapika: why am I always shut down in this chat

 

Deku: where is Todoroki

 

pikapika: wouldn't you like to know

 

Deku: …

Deku: or Iida

 

floatmaboat: Iida is probably asleep

 

Deku: yeah, you're right

 

pinkqueen: !!!!!

 

pikapika: !!!!!!!

 

floatmaboat: what is happening

 

Deku: they made it to the common room

 

pinkqueen: guys!!!!!!

 

pikapika: its Shinsou!!!!

 

floatmaboat: now I'm excited!

 

hardboi: uh oh

 

Deku: what?

 

hardboi: Kami, Mina you know what this means

 

pinkqueen: oh no

 

pikapika: oh no

 

tapedispenser: why did Ojiro almost break my door to wake me up

 

pinkqueen: scroll up

 

tapedispenser: oh no

 

Deku: what's going on?

 

tails: nothing

 

kerokero: the person you added was Shinsou right

 

Deku: yeah

Deku: he doesn't have his phone on him

Deku: he’ll eventually use this chat though

 

pinkqueen: Kiri, hurry

 

hardboi: omw

 

emobird: I will assist

emobird: let me just wake up Shoji

 

Deku: the dream team

 

floatmaboat: I hope nothing gets destroyed by next morning

floatmaboat: I can already see Aizawa getting mad from here

 

Deku: just come and greet Shinsou

Deku: you too, Tsuyu

 

kerokero: I'm scared of him

kerokero: he mind controlled a lot of people at the sports festival

kerokero: I dont trust him

 

Deku: he’s nice

Deku: you just have to get to know him

 

kerokero: …

kerokero: ok…

 

pinkqueen: I can hear them coming

pinkqueen: EVERYONE TAKE COVER

 

floatmaboat: oh god no

 

explosionmurder: what was that loud noise

 

Half-n-Half: it woke me up

 

Deku: Shoji and Tokoyami managed to grab Ojiro and Sero

Deku: but Sero used his tape to pull them into the common room

Deku: Kirishima just happened to be there and got caught in the tape and they all got stuck together

Deku: Dark Shadow tried to keep them from toppling over, but it caused all of them to roll into the wall

Deku: Kirishima had activated his quirk to keep from getting hurt, so he destroyed the wall

 

floatmaboat: we are actually missing a wall now

 

kerokero: I do not trust the structural integrity of this building

 

explosionmurder: …

explosionmurder: shitty hair

 

hardboi: sorry

 

Half-n-Half: is everyone ok?

 

Deku: I think so

 

pinkqueen: I think Aizawa-sensei is too tired to be mad

 

pikapika: he just facepalmed and sighed

 

Half-n-Half: I'll go down there

 

Deku: Kacchan?

 

explosionmurder: fuck you

explosionmurder: I'll be down in a minute

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nowyouseeme: what the fuck happened last night

 

Turbo: Why is the common room destroyed?

 

pinkqueen: ah

pinkqueen: you two weren't there yesterday

 

pikapika: scroll up

 

Deku: to anyone who wasn't there, Shinsou is now in the class and he is going to stay in the dorms with us!

 

sweettooth: perfect

sweettooth: we can have a cake in celebration

 

nowyouseeme: in the morning?

 

sweettooth: why not?

 

pinkqueen: I want cake!

 

sweettooth: I'll bring some down

 

nowyouseeme: yay!

 

sweettooth: oh damn, the common room is pretty destroyed

 

hardboi: shit happens

 

nowyouseeme: oh you're up?

nowyouseeme: I thought you liked to sleep in

 

hardboi: I woke up

 

sweettooth: do you want cake?

 

hardboi: yes

 

nowyouseeme: shouldn't we wait for Shinsou?

 

Deku: he will probably sleep in

Deku: it's the weekend anyway

 

sweettooth: I'll bake more cakes for later

 

pinkqueen: I'm going to die from a sugar overdose

 

pikapika: Sato how do you eat so much sugar without dying

 

sweettooth: I have no idea

sweettooth: maybe its my secondary quirk

 

pinkqueen: we should do a cake eating contest and who ever doesn't throw up/ die wins

 

pikapika: Sato shouldn't be in though because we already know that he will win

 

Deku: can I suggest maybe not doing that contest?

 

pinkqueen: no

 

pikapika: you're opinion has been shut down

 

nowyouseeme: I want to be in that contest

 

hardboi: me too

 

explosionmurder: you all are idiots

 

pinkqueen: you mean ya'll

 

explosionmurder: NO

 

pikapika: ya'll

 

nowyouseeme: ya'll

 

hardboi: ya'll

 

pinkqueen: ya'll

 

Deku: please stop

Deku: its hurting me too

 

pinkqueen: oh sorry

pinkqueen: we can't hurt our son

 

Deku: what?

 

nowyouseeme: we have all collectively adopted you as our son

 

Deku: we’re all the same age?

 

pikapika: it doesn't matter

 

explosionmurder: I dont see Deku as a fuckin son

 

hardboi: you dont have to

 

pinkqueen: we all know that you do tho

 

pikapika: it's ok Bakugo, we know

 

explosionmurder: you dont know anything about me

 

pinkqueen: oooh

pinkqueen: spoken like a true emo

 

pikapika: I expect that from Tokoyami or Jiro but not you

 

hardboi: maybe even Todoroki

 

pinkqueen: oh ya

pinkqueen: Todoroki is a secret emo

 

hardboi: hidden emo

 

sweettooth: anyone who wants cake, come down into the common room

 

pinkqueen: Kami and I are already here

 

pikapika: were going to eat the entire cake before you get down here

 

hardboi: please leave me a piece

hardboi: I have to do something before I go

 

pinkqueen: what are you doing?????

 

hardboi: getting ready

 

pikapika: you can come down in your pajamas, we dont care

 

hardboi: I do

 

pikapika: sounds fake but ok

 

pinkqueen: well save you a slice

 

hardboi: thanks

 

explosionmurder: save one for me too

 

pikapika: why

 

explosionmurder: fuck you

 

pikapika: that's fair

 

pinkqueen: should we wake up Sero

 

hardboi: no

 

pinkqueen: why

 

hardboi: I tried to wake him up early in the morning off and he taped me to the roof

 

pinkqueen: tell him there's cake

 

hardboi: you do it

 

pikapika: I'll do it

 

hardboi: good luck dont die

 

pikapika: if I die, tell my children that I love them

 

pinkqueen: no

 

pikapika: that's fair

 

Deku: you dont have children????

 

pikapika: it's a saying

 

Deku: no it isn't????

 

pinkqueen: just ignore him

 

explosionmurder: Deku you're a fuckin idiot

 

Half-n-Half: no he isn't

 

Deku: good morning, Todoroki

 

Half-n-Half: I heard screaming coming from downstairs

Half-n-Half: good morning

 

Deku: screaming?

 

Half-n-Half: I'm pretty sure

Half-n-Half: what ever it was, it was LOUD

 

pikapika: it wasn't us

 

pinkqueen: were eating cake

pinkqueen: want some Todoroki

 

Half-n-Half: sure

 

Deku: b its morning

 

Half-n-Half: I dont care

 

pikapika: see?

pikapika: the emo

 

Deku: no dont

 

Half-n-Half: I'm going downstairs

 

Deku: I'll go too

 

pinkqueen: wait Midoriya

 

Deku: ya?

 

pinkqueen: have you just been sitting in your room looking at these messages

 

Deku: no I was studying

 

pikapika: why

 

Deku: what?

 

pikapika: its the weekend

 

Deku: I need to keep my brain sharp

 

Half-n-Half: I study too

 

pinkqueen: of course you do, honey

 

Half-n-Half: what?

 

Deku: I've learned to ignore it

 

Half-n-Half: ok…

 

pinkqueen: where is Kiri

 

pikapika: KIRISHIMA ANSWER YOUR TEXTS

 

pinkqueen: did he die

 

pikapika: I'll go check on him

 

Deku: Sato where did you go

 

sweettooth: I'm baking more cakes

sweettooth: Mina and Kami are all of it

sweettooth: besides what you, Todoroki, Hagakure, and I ate

 

Deku: I'll go!

Deku: I'll also bring Todoroki

 

tentacruel: what the fuck was that

 

Deku: we heard it too

 

tapedispenser: was that Kami

 

pikapika: sorry guys

pikapika: that was nothing

 

explosionmurder: he saw a bug

 

pikapika: yeah…

pikapika: something like that

 

pinkqueen: did you kill Kiri Bakugo

 

explosionmurder: no

 

pikapika: Kiri is alive

pikapika: I can confirm

 

pinkqueen: well hurry up and come downstairs

 

sweettooth: I'm bringing the cakes

 

tapedispenser: I want cake!

 

Deku: Mina and Kaminari dont get any more cake because they ate most of it

 

pinkqueen: *gasp*

pinkqueen: our son betrayed us

 

pikapika: how could you

 

explosionmurder: wait you fucks ate the entire cake!?

 

pikapika: no…

 

pinkqueen: why would we do that

 

tapedispenser: there was cake?

tapedispenser: why didn't you wake me up?

 

pinkqueen: …

 

pikapika: …

pikapika: remember when you taped me to the roof?

 

tapedispenser: no?

tapedispenser: oh wait yeah lol

tapedispenser: understandable have a nice day

 

hardboi: I'm alive dont worry

 

pinkqueen: we thought Bakugo killed you

 

hardboi: I know, I went back to read the chat

hardboi: I was taking a shower

 

pikapika: that was a long ass shower

 

hardboi: I have long ass hair

 

pikapika: ok fine

pikapika: you win this time

 

pinkqueen: win what?

 

pikapika: nothing

 

hardboi: nothing

 

pikapika: there's cake!

 

hardboi: you guys ate the entire thing :(

 

pinkqueen: were sorry

pinkqueen: we didn't realize how much we ate until it was all gone

 

tapedispenser: I didn't get any either

 

hardboi: oh, you woke up?

 

tapedispenser: Kamis scream woke me up

 

tentacruel: I think it woke everyone

 

pikapika: my bad guys

 

hardboi: it was a bug

 

pinkqueen: I thought you were taking a shower?

 

hardboi: I was in the same room dont you think I heard that?

hardboi: I came out because I thought he was being killed and saw that it was a bug

 

pinkqueen: Bakugo was there?

 

pikapika: no he was in his room and ran to Kiris

 

tapedispenser: why do you keep questioning them Mina?

 

pinkqueen: idk

pinkqueen: anyway, if you dont hurry I'm going to eat all the cake!

 

hardboi: dont you dare

 

explosionmurder: bitch if you do

 

tapedispenser: I will tape you to the roof

 

pikapika: I think you shouldn't

 

pinkqueen: ok ok pleasedontkillme

 

Deku: Todoroki is going to eat everything if you dont hurry up

 

explosionmurder: that bastard

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sleepy: is everyone awake

 

Deku: Shinso!

 

tails: everyone is awake

 

pinkqueen: even Tokoyami

 

emobird: I would've kept sleeping but SOMEBODY woke me up

 

tentacruel: sorry not sorry

 

tapedispenser: is this when you normally wake up on the weekends

 

sleepy: I usually sleep later but someone was yelling from downstairs

sleepy: I should've been moved upstairs

 

pinkqueen: maybe not

 

sleepy: what?

 

tentacruel: somebody is LOUD upstairs

 

sleepy: ok I didn't need to know that

 

pikapika: what?

 

sleepy: what?

 

pinkqueen: Kaminari screamed this morning

 

tapedispenser: it was pretty early too

 

hardboi: what did you think that meant

 

sleepy: nothing

sleepy: I'm probably still tired

 

Deku: anyway, come downstairs

 

sweettooth: I made cake

 

Turbo: Be careful of Mina, Kaminari, Hagakure, Kirishima, and Sero. They have been eating cakes since this morning and they are very hyper.

 

sleepy: that explains the yelling

sleepy: be there in 5

 

sweettooth: if you guys keep eating cakes at this rate, I'll run out of ingredients and Shinso won't get any

 

nowyouseeme: I'll go to the store!

 

tails: I will too

 

Momo: Oh yes! I want to get some things for myself as well.

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I'll go

 

kerokero: I'm staying home

kerokero: it might rain later, so you guys should hurry

 

tentacruel: I'll go too

 

hardboi: same

hardboi: I need to buy lots of hair products because I'm running out

 

pinkqueen: be careful guys!

 

pikapika: I'll set up smash bros and whoever isn't going can play

 

emobird: I've never played

 

tapedispenser: well now you definitely are

 

Deku: Kacchan is pretty good at it

 

pinkqueen: really???

 

Deku: I used to go to his house with his friends and we played smash bros all the time

 

explosionmurder: I'll play and beat all you fucks

 

pinkqueen: oh now I have to see this

 

hardboi: I'll play when we get back

 

Half-n-Half: I've also never played

 

Deku: *gasp*

Deku: you're playing

 

Turbo: Oho! I am a master at smash bros!

 

pinkqueen: Iida!?

 

Turbo: I played with my brother when we were little.

 

floatmaboat: oh I am going to destroy all of you

 

nowyouseeme: Uraraka, I can't see you, but I know that you're doing that scary face that you do.

 

floatmaboat: what makes you day that?

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: …

 

floatmaboat:  :)

 

nowyouseeme: I am scared of that smile

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: what the fuck

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: why did everyone all of the sudden stop texting

 

pikapika: were playing smash

 

pinkqueen: are you guys done shopping yet

 

nowyouseeme: uh

nowyouseeme: not exactly

 

tapedispenser: what does that mean

 

Deku: did you die

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: no

 

Deku: then what?

 

nowyouseeme: so we were walking down the street, going to the store

nowyouseeme: you know, like normal people

 

pinkqueen: I'm getting so suspicious

 

nowyouseeme: now hold on

nowyouseeme: it was drizzling a bit so we were like oh no let's hurry

nowyouseeme: when Shoji randomly stops

nowyouseeme: and then Ojiro stops

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: and we were confused as to why they stopped

 

tails: I only stopped because Shoji did

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: and so were all stopped and the rain starts to pour

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I was like let's g and all of the sudden Shoji just takes off running down the alley

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: and we have no choice but to follow him

 

pikapika: why

 

tails: we found a dog

 

pinkqueen: WHAT!?

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Ojiro!

 

nowyouseeme: that was supposed to be a surprise

 

tails: no

 

sweettooth: where is it?

 

nowyouseeme: Momo, Kiri, and Shoji are taking care of it

 

tails: we still haven't gone to the store and my tail is soaked

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: were all soaked

 

pinkqueen: well hurry back and we'll make hot chocolate

 

Deku: and Todoroki will start a fire

 

hardboi: oh um

hardboi: can we keep the dog

 

Turbo: Absolutely not.

 

Momo: Of course!

 

pinkqueen: oooh

 

nowyouseeme: class mom vs class dad

 

Turbo: It is against school rules to keep pets.

 

explosionmurder: we literally have a teacher who's a dog

 

tapedispenser: Bakugo even wants the dog

 

Momo: But we are heroes and it is our duty to protect those in need. When we found the dog, it was cold and hungry. We gave him some food and he seemed to be feeling better, but we can't just leave him out on the street.

 

pinkqueen: we can't leave the dog out there

pinkqueen: its raining!

 

tapedispenser: we could hide it

 

Turbo: I agree, we shouldn't leave the dog outside. However, it is still against school rules. I advise that you take him to an animal shelter. He will be taken care of there.

 

pikapika: I dont think they're reading our messages

 

nowyouseeme: this is such a philosophical debate

 

Deku: I'm livin for it

 

Momo: I'm pretty sure you've done your research, Iida. If not, let me give you the gist of it. Most animal shelters only care for animals with quirks. This dog does not have any quirks. That takes more than half of the available shelters. The remaining ones might take him, but they will care more for the other animals. If he lives with us, he will get the utmost attention and care that he deserves.

 

pinkqueen: holy shit

 

hardboi: lay it down, class mom

 

sleepy: I personally would like a cat

 

pinkqueen: shhh it's not your time yet

 

tails: back off

 

pinkqueen: ok ok

 

Turbo: Fine.

 

nowyouseeme: yaaaay!

 

Turbo: But only if we tell Aizawa.

 

Momo: We can't tell him. He went allow it!

 

sleepy: I'll talk to him

 

Deku: Shinso, if you use your powers on him, he's going to kill you

 

sleepy: I expect you guys to return the favor

 

pinkqueen: oh shit

 

pikapika: do it

 

tapedispenser: I'll go with you

 

tails: wait until we bring the dog home

 

sleepy: no

 

tails: what?

 

Deku: Aizawa-sensei doesn't like dogs

Deku: the odds of us convincing him to keep the dog is for it to not be there

 

sweettooth: I mean, hell still check the dog though

 

Deku: just the initial convincing

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: ok

 

hardboi: how is your smash bros game going

 

emobird: its Uraraka vs Bakugo right now

 

hardboi: oh no

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SCREAMnSHOUT has created a group with goaway, muscleman, notr18, and 10 others.

 

goaway: why

 

SCREAMnSHOUT: I just realized that we dont have a group chat

SCREAMnSHOUT: and I wanted to tell you guys something

 

goaway: what

goaway: I'm trying to sleep

 

muscleman: you're teaching a class right now

 

goaway: I didn't sleep last night

 

SCREAMnSHOUT: anyway

SCREAMnSHOUT: I have a very important message

SCREAMnSHOUT: the snack machine is out of snacks

 

goaway: really

 

justarat: I was already aware of that and I am having it restocked

 

SCREAMnSHOUT: oh

SCREAMnSHOUT: never mind then have a good day

 

notr18: well now at least we have a group chat

 

goaway: wait if this is going to continue

 

SCREAMnSHOUT: ?

 

goaway: change your username

goaway: its giving me a headache just looking at it

goaway: also the author hates your name with a burning passion because they have to type out the entire name because of the n

 

SCREAMnSHOUT: but what should i call myself now

 

goaway: i got this

 

goaway has changed SCREAMnSHOUT’s name to loud

 

goaway: there

 

loud: you can do that?

 

goaway: yes

 

loud: hehe

 

notr18: oh no

notr18: dont fight in this chat

 

muscleman: Nemuri

 

notr18: yea?

 

muscleman: why is your name notr18

 

notr18: because I'm classified as a r18 hero even though I'm not

 

loud: how are you not r18

 

notr18: I'm not showing any skin!

 

justarat: even though you're not showing skin, your outfit is not appropriate

 

notr18: ugh who made that rule

 

goaway: the government

 

notr18: ugh why

 

loud: cuz we can't have you going around with your skintight suit

loud: think of the children!

 

notr18: they love me!

 

goaway: not for he reason you think

 

notr18: if I dont have a skintight suit, my sleeping has is going to go everywhere and everyone's going to sleep

 

justarat: even so, your outfit is unfit for children

 

notr18: ugh

 

muscleman: is there a difference if you're a r18 hero or not

 

notr18: I'm only allowed to go in public on certain occasions

notr18: that's why I decided to become a teacher

notr18: so that I can still wear my suit and use my quirk

 

muscleman: but isn't the reason why you're not allowed in public is because of the children?

 

justarat: we have parents sign a release form so you can teach them

 

loud: at least all the parents let you see them

 

justarat: not all

 

loud: what?

 

*     *     *     *     *

 

RuffRuff: Aizawa one of your students smells like a dog

 

pegleg: I mean considering that you're a dog, aren't you just smelling yourself

 

RuffRuff: why would I not know how I smell like

 

Bloodking: go back to the fact that one of Class 1-A students smells like a dog

 

RuffRuff: not one

RufdRuff: all

 

goaway: why would they smell like a dog

 

Bloodking: because your students are hiding a dog

 

goaway: why would they be hiding a dog

 

Bloodking: because you're not allowed to have a dog on campus

 

goaway: that doesn't mean they have one

 

Bloodking: why do you keep asking stupid questions

 

spacespacebaby: its because he knows that they have a dog but he doesn't want to get them in trouble

 

Bloodking: I'm going to class 1-A dorm

 

goaway: dont you dare

 

notr18: Mic stop him

 

loud: going

loud: aaaaaaAAAAAAA

 

muscleman: what's happening

 

spacespacebaby: Kan wants to suspend all of class 1-A and Aizawa wants to protect them

spacespacebaby: and so Aizawa is going to fight Kan and Nemuri sent Yamada to stop him

 

pegleg: you're new Yagi, you'll get used to it

 

muscleman: oh ok

 

powpow: what did Kan do

 

spacespacebaby: depends

spacespacebaby: what did you see

 

powpow: Yamada is on top of Kan and Aizawa is screaming

 

pegleg: what an interesting turn of events

 

spacespacebaby: if I were to guess, Aizawa convinced Yamada to go against Kan and is now going to rescue his students

 

powpow: what did they do

 

pegleg: they have a dog

 

RuffRuff: I smell it

 

powpow: alright

powpow: have fun

 

goaway: Nemuri wherever you are, back off

 

notr18: I can't do that and you know it

 

loud: Nemuri

 

notr18: what did you do to Kan

 

loud: he’s dead

 

Bloodking: no I'm not

Bloodking: Yamada won't be able to take me down

 

loud: Aizawa can

 

Bloodking: no he can't

 

loud: you fought him last weekend and he won

 

Bloodking: he cheated

 

notr18: Kan stop

notr18: you're not helping our point

 

goaway: I have beaten you before and I will beat you again

 

Bloodking: I'm coming for you

 

loud: no you're not

 

Bloodking: oh hell

 

spacespacebaby: Kan?

 

pegleg: Yamada did you kill him

 

loud: no

 

notr18: its it's my fault

 

pegleg: what?

pegleg: did you kill him Nemuri

 

 

notr18: no

notr18: Yamada had a mask on a ripped my suit

notr18: Kan is sleeping

 

loud: we win this time

 

spacespacebaby: Aizawa did you make it to the dorms

 

goaway: no

goaway: I'm almost there

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emobird: guys Aizawa is approaching the dorms

 

pikapika: THE DOG GET THE DOG

 

pinkqueen: WHERE IS HE

 

hardboi: it's ok guys he's in my room

 

explosionmurder: I will fight Aizawa

 

pinkqueen: EVERYONE GATHER IN KIRI’S ROOM

 

hardboi: wait bring a towel

hardboi: we gave him a bath

 

pinkqueen: aw ok

 

Deku: actually I have a plan

Deku: Kirishima and Kacchan, come downstairs

 

hardboi: why

 

Deku: you two fight, and we'll hide the dog

 

explosionmurder: do you want us to get expelled!?

 

Deku: playful fighting

Deku: I know you won't seriously hurt Kirishima

 

explosionmurder: fine

 

pinkqueen: Midoriya where do we hide the dog

 

Deku: uh-

Deku: who does Aizawa like the most

 

tails: Shinso

 

Deku: yes!

Deku: take the dog into Shinso’s room

 

sleepy: wait I didnt agree to this

 

Deku: please

Deku: if he talks to you, use your quirk

 

sleepy: fine

sleepy: but I'm not using my quirk

 

Deku: ok

 

tentacruel: wait Tokoyami where are you

 

emobird: on the roof

 

tentacruel: why

 

emobird: because I want to

emobird: why not

 

tentacruel: you know what, never mind

 

tapedispenser: at least he saw Aizawa before he got here

 

Deku: is everyone in Shinso’s room

 

pinkqueen: theres me, the dog, Kami, Sero, Shinso, Ojiro, Shoji, and Jiro

 

Deku: everyone get out

 

pikapika: why

 

pinkqueen: were all having a party

 

Deku: Aizawa-sensei will get suspicious if everyone is in a room

Deku: hes already suspicious enough to be coming to our dorms at night

 

pinkqueen: you right

 

tapedispenser: SCATTER!

 

Deku: wait Ojiro

 

tails: hm?

 

Deku: stay with Shinso

 

tails: ????

 

sleepy: wait why

 

Deku: just study or something

 

tails: ????????????

 

sleepy: ugh fine

sleepy: whatever

 

pinkqueen: party downstairs!

pinkqueen: everyone come besides the four of you that have to be doing something

 

emobird: how about me

 

pinkqueen: you can stay on the roof as our lookout

 

emobird: roger

 

pikapika: Sato bring the cake

 

sweettooth: you just want more cake

 

pinkqueen: yes, but theres a reason this time

 

sweettooth: fine I'll start baking a cake

 

hardboi: doesn't it take a while to bake a cake

 

sweettooth: i have perfected the best method for baking cakes in the least amount of time

 

Half-n-Half: hold on a sec

 

hardboi:???

 

sweettooth: I have Todoroki blast his fire on the cake

 

pinkqueen: but wouldn't it get burnt?

 

sweettooth: almost every cake I made last time was made using this method

 

pinkqueen: oh that's chill

 

tapedispenser: wait Kiri

 

hardboi: yee?

 

pikapika: arent you supposed to be fighting Bakugo

 

hardboi: in a bit

hardboi: were getting ready

 

pikapika: how?

 

hardboi: were messing up the yard a bit

 

tapedispenser: ok

tapedispenser: were watching

 

hardboi: ???

 

pinkqueen: dont worry about it

pinkqueen: you'll get cake after

 

hardboi: ok??????

 

emobird: hes here

 

pinkqueen: Music!!!

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I'm right here

 

emobird: Bakugo and Kirishima are fighting

 

sleepy: we hid the dog

 

tails: were going to be watching a movie

 

pinkqueen: aw

 

tails: what

 

pinkqueen: nothing

 

Deku: everything is in place

Deku: everyone act normal

 

sleepy: theres nothing normal about any of us

 

floatmaboat: DEKU!!!!

 

Deku: huh!?

Deku: I got some Kacchan vibes there

 

floatmaboat: you forgot about Iida!

 

Deku: what about him?

 

floatmaboat: yes freaking out and he said hes going to tell Aizawa!

 

Deku: Iida no!

 

Turbo: I’m sorry, Midoriya. It must be done.

 

Deku: hes going to take it away!

 

Momo: There has to be a logical way to settle this.

 

pikapika: please dont have a sophisticated argument in this chat, you'll ruin the vibe

 

pinkqueen: since its split, why dont we ask Todoroki

 

Deku: why?

 

pinkqueen: hes out unofficial tie breaker in case class mom and class dad get into an argument

 

Deku: where is he?

 

pinkqueen: I thought you would know

 

Deku: no????

Deku: I haven't seen him since this morning

 

pinkqueen: uh then were’s Tsuyu

 

floatmaboat: shes with me

 

pinkqueen: what does she have to say

 

kerokero: we keep the dog and dont tell Aizawa

 

pinkqueen: boom

 

Turbo: Is this democracy?

 

tapedispenser: yes

 

Turbo: Fine. Majority says that we keep the dog, so I will not tell Aizawa-sensei about him. However, if I am questioned, I will not hesitate to tell him the truth.

 

floatmaboat: what if you weren't questioned directly?

 

Turbo: Then I guess I will not have to answer as long as there is someone to cover for me.

 

floatmaboat: then Momo, Tsuyu, and I will hang out with you

 

Turbo: I have no problem with that.

 

floatmaboat: yay!

 

Deku: wow Uraraka! that was a brilliant plan

Deku: couldn't come up with a better one myself

 

floatmaboat: thanks!

floatmaboat: d(-_☆)

 

Deku: (*^_^*)

 

pinkqueen: our sunshine kids

 

Deku: what!?

 

pinkqueen: nothing, nothing

 

tentacruel: I've just been watching the madness unfold

 

nowyouseeme: where are you?

 

tentacruel: on the roof with Tokoyami

tentacruel: I'm the one who spotted Aizawa

tentacruel: I've been watching you guys from the window

 

pinkqueen: creepy

 

tentacruel: Midoriya told you to act natural

 

pikapika: we are

 

tentacruel: no you're not

 

Deku: come on guys

 

sweettooth: we’ll make a cake down here

 

pinkqueen:  yes!

 

tentacruel: they look like they could be on a TV show

 

kerokero: I mean…

 

floatmaboat: no



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pikapika: where is Aizawa

 

pinkqueen: we made like 5 cakes

 

sweettooth: 3 of them failed

 

nowyouseeme: hush

 

emobird: uh

 

explosionmurder: dont you fuckin dare

 

emobird: …

emobird: he left

 

pinkqueen: why?

 

emobird: I'm not allowed to say

 

tapedispenser: makes sense

 

pinkqueen: so is the dog safe?

 

emobird: I think so

 

pikapika: I'll go get it

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: can we name the dog?

 

floatmaboat: ya!

floatmaboat: I hate how we keep calling him the dog

 

nowyouseeme: Dango!

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: what

 

nowyouseeme: idk I just want some dango

nowyouseeme: Sato can you make some dango

 

sweettooth: sorry no

 

nowyouseeme: ugh

 

Momo: How about Sakura?

Momo: I had a cat named Sakura when I was little and I liked the name. I thought it would work for a dog.

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: yes

 

hardboi: no

 

pikapika: I agree

 

kerokero: and I thought that he was a guy

 

pinkqueen: wait how did we find that out

 

sweettooth: who started saying that

 

Deku: I believe that it was either Ojiro or Shoji

 

tails: not me

 

tentacruel: I heard it from somewhere else

 

tapedispenser: WHOMST

 

nature:

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: wait Koda it was you?

 

nature:

 

pinkqueen: that makes sense

 

nature:

 

nowyouseeme: well now we need a different name

 

hardboi: we need a manly name

 

nowyouseeme: no we need a cute name

 

tapedispenser: I agree with Kiri

 

Momo: Well, I agree with Hagakure-san.

 

hardboi: oh shit Sero were screwed

 

tapedispenser: damn

 

nowyouseeme: does that mean we get to give him a cute name

 

Momo: Yes.

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: did you have to capitalize and punctuate that

 

Momo: Of course I did. It is a complete sentence, after all.

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I'm sobbing

 

Momo: Do you need me to come over and comfort you?

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: no

 

pinkqueen: well anyway

pinkqueen: we need a name!

 

Deku: what if we ask Aoyama

 

floatmaboat: where is he

 

Deku: idk

 

kerokero: wait why

 

pinkqueen: cuz someone so flamboyantly gay should have a professional opinion on what to name a dog

 

nowyouseeme: are you stereotyping Aoyama as a gay

 

pinkqueen: uh…

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I take offense to that

 

tapedispenser: I mean you're a stereotype gay too

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: no I'm not!

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: stop stereotyping me!

 

Deku: oh god what's happening

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Sero, you're probably gay too

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: you would know how it feels to get stereotyped

 

tapedispenser: I'm not gay

tapedispenser: leave me out of this

 

nowyouseeme: guys stop!!!!

 

tapedispenser: shut up Hagakure!

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: shut up

 

explosionmurder: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP

 

hardboi: Baku no

 

tapedispenser: ya BaKU

tapedispenser: I know you're gay

tapedispenser: the way you look at Kiri

 

pinkqueen: Sero!

 

hardboi: sero…

 

Deku: Kacchan?

 

explosionmurder: fuck

explosionmurder: YOU

 

tentacruel: guys he’s mad

 

emobird: angry!!!!

emobird: run!!!

 

pinkqueen: shitshitshit

 

emobird: guys he’s going to ddufjof

 

tentacruel: he got Tokoyami

tentacruel: oh god he’s coming for mendifuegdo

 

kerokero: um did I just hear Kami scream

 

pinkqueen: yes???

 

floatmaboat: what's happening

 

pinkqueen: Kiri I'm coming!

 

Turbo: We will go investigate the scream that we think is Kaminari.

 

pikapika: haha

pikapika: no need

 

Turbo: Are you sure?

 

pikapika: yea

pikapika: I think we have bigger problems rn

 

pinkqueen: Kami come outside

pinkqueen: quick

 

pikapika: omw

 

floatmaboat: what's going on downstairs?

 

kerokero:who's there?

 

sweettooth: Hagakure and I are hiding behind the counter

 

nowyouseeme: Bakugo and Sero are fighting

 

Momo: Can you stop them?

 

sweettooth: no

 

Momo: Please convince them to check this chat.

 

nowyouseeme: how?????

 

floatmaboat: throw a phone at them

 

nowyouseeme: it's going to get destroyed

 

floatmaboat: just do it

 

sweettooth: I got this

sweettooth: Momo start typing

 

nowyouseeme: holy shit

nowyouseeme: he just yeeted the phone at them and it hit Bakugo in the head

 

floatmaboat: oh man

 

nowyouseeme: I mean it worked

nowyouseeme: they stopped fighting

 

Momo: Everyone please calm down! I'm not sure how this happened, but it's clear that there's been a great disagreement between Sero, Bakugo, and Jiro. In my opinion, it doesn't matter what sexuality you are. I'm pretty sure that the rest if the class agrees with me. Jiro and Sero, I understand that you two were defensive because you were identified as a member of the LGBTQ+ community even thought you do not identify as such, but I do not think that it was right of you to take it out on others. Bakugo, although you were also wrongly identified, please don't take it out on the others violently.

 

floatmaboat: that was beautiful

 

pinkqueen: I also want to add that

pinkqueen: YOU GUYS FIGHTING MADE KIRI CRY

pinkqueen: you better get your asses out here and apologize to him

 

sweettooth: look guys I'm sorry

sweettooth: uh, its Sero

sweettooth: me too -Jiro

sweettooth: Bakugo also apologized but hes going outside to apologize to Kiri

 

nowyouseeme: we can have a cake party?

nowyouseeme: play smash and stuff

 

Deku: that's a great idea!

Deku: also is Tokoyami and Shoji ok?

 

emobird: yes

 

tentacruel: Bakugo didnt hurt us, only kicked our phones away

 

explosionmurder: I'm going, but if you make Kirishima cry again, I'm going to murder you

 

hardboi: I'm fine guys

 

floatmaboat: let's have a big sleepover!

 

pinkqueen: ya!

 

sweettooth: sounds good

 

kerokero: are we all just going to ignore Kaminari’s scream

 

pikapika: it was a bug

 

tapedispenser: again?

 

hardboi: wait the same one

 

pikapika: yup

pikapika: I'm the only one to encounter this and I hate all of you

 

sleepy: wait

 

pikapika: ya?

 

sleepy: not you

 

hardboi: oh

hardboi: later

 

sleepy: alright then

 

nowyouseeme: are we all going to ignore that

 

explosionmurder: yes

 

nowyouseeme: ok then

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goaway: kill me

 

loud: what happened?

 

goaway: I'm not allowed to say

goaway: but I'm never going back to those dorms ever again

 

notr18: did you catch two of them making out

 

goaway: I wish

goaway: cuz then at least I just have to bleach my eyeballs

goaway: not this time

 

spacespacebaby: I'm very scared

 

goaway: at least you weren't there

 

loud: do we need to go and get a midnight snack for you

 

goaway: ...yes

 

loud: meet at the gate in 5 min

 

notr18: aw

 

loud: what?

 

notr18: so romantic

 

loud: we've been doing this since we were in high school

loud: it's not romantic

 

spacespacebaby: no it's pretty romantic

 

pegleg: I agree

 

notr18: you've literally never been on a date

 

pegleg: I've seen enough sappy romantic movies to know when something is romantic

 

notr18: fair enough

 

loud: but it's not like that

 

notr18: it totally is

 

loud: stop

loud: it's not

 

pegleg: its not time yet

 

notr18: fine

 

bloodking: wait but what about the dog

 

goaway: what about it?

 

bloodking: did you get it

 

goaway: it doesn't exist

 

justarat: Kan, just leave him alone

justarat: he will deal with it tomorrow

justarat: obviously something happened to scar him

 

bloodking: ugh fine

 

notr18: wait what happened though

 

goaway: never again

 

loud: LEAVE HIM ALONE

 

bloodking: alright fine

 

powpow: anyway

powpow: Thirteen, are we ready for the USJ training?

 

spacespacebaby: oh!

spacespacebaby: yes we are! I just need to secure the area to make sure the students will be safe

 

muscleman: and I am supposed to go?

 

spacespacebaby: no, it will only be Aizawa and I

 

muscleman: can I go?

 

spacespacebaby: well you'd need to maintain your muscle form and its unnecessary

 

muscleman: oh ok

 

justarat: we dont want you going to locations outside of the school for security reasons

justarat: we dont want our students being attacked

 

powpow: you can hang out with us

 

notr18: yeah! let's party without them

 

spacespacebaby: wait no dont have a party without me…

 

notr18: aw wait no I didnt mean it like that

notr18: uh-

 

RocknRoll: we’ll have a teacher party where we talk about how to be teachers

 

spacespacebaby: um ok

 

notr18: and when you get back we can have a real party!

 

spacespacebaby: yay!

 

Bloodking: when is class 1-A going

 

spacespacebaby: next week

 

powpow: why

 

Bloodking: we're going the week after that

 

goaway: hah

 

Bloodking: what

Bloodking: I thought you were on your date with Yamada

 

loud: it's not a date!!!!

 

notr18: well…

 

loud: IT’S NOT A DATE!!!!!!!!

 

pegleg: Nemuri

 

notr18: okok

 

goaway: I just had to rub it in your face

goaway: bye

 

Bloodking: hey! get back here

 

goaway: no

 

Bloodking: wha-

 

loud: leave us alone!

 

Bloodking: but hes the one that attacked me first

 

notr18: not really

 

powpow: definitely not

 

Bloodking: ok fine






*bonus*

 

harboi has created a group with explosionmurder, tentacruel, and emobird

 

hardboi:um

 

tentacruel: …

 

hardboi: so we all agree not to talk about that right

 

emobird: yes

emobird: if I can erase that from my mind, I would

 

tentacruel: yeah…

 

explosionmurder: if you fucks say anything about this I will murder you and your entire family

 

emobird: oh I am definitely not going to tell anyone

 

tentacruel: I don’t want to think about that ever again

 

hardboi: w

hardboi: what about Aizawa

 

emobird: are you ok

 

hardboi: no

 

tentacruel: I'm pretty sure he’s scarred now

tentacruel: I don’t think he’s going to tell anyone

 

emobird: I think he knows better than to tell anyone

 

explosionmurder: he better

 

Hardboi: get out of this group

Hardboi: so we can pretend this never happened

 

emobird: k

 

tentacruel: roger

 

emobird has left the chat

tentacruel has left the chat

 

explosionmurder: are you ok

 

hardboi: no

hardboi: can you come over

 

explosionmurder: ok

 

explosionmurder has left the chat

hardboi has left the chat

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Hey guys! Just an update, I finished my oneshot and it is now uploaded. Although I'm done with that, I can't promise another BNHA Group Chat chapter in a while, so you can read my oneshot or keep rereading this one if you want. (or you can read other people's but I didn't write those)

Anyway, the earliest I can promise a chapter is winter break (which is in like three weeks I'm sorry!), but if you want a smaller chapter before that (maybe a villain's group chat oho!) make sure to let me know and I''ll try to do that so the wait isn't too long.

Sorry for the long wait, but I'll get back to writing as soon as I can!

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pinkqueen: aaaaaa I'm excited!


Momo: This is going to be a great learning experience for all of us!


canyoufeelmyheartbeat: you seem excited, Momo


Momo: Of course! We are going to learn a really important part of being heroes! We will be using the skills that we learn at USJ for the rest of our lives.


Turbo: I agree. This is going to be the best learning experience for all of us.


tapedispenser: hey but do you know what comes before and after


Turbo: No?


pikapika: LONG BUS RIDE


Half-n-Half: it's not going to be that long…


pinkqueen: LONG BUS RIDE


explosionmurder: you fucks better not be loud


emobird: you know it's going to be loud


explosionmurder: ugh


Deku: it'll be fun!


explosionmurder: shut the fuck up


floatmaboat: do we get to choose our seats?


Turbo: I believe that Aizawa-sensei will be choosing our seats for us.


explosionmurder: I dont want to be with any of you extras


hardboi: come on, open up


explosionmurder: no


hardboi: :(


pinkqueen: aw Baku we know you love us


explosionmurder: no go away


pikapika: we love you Baku!


tapedispenser: <3


explosionmurder: FUCK OFF


pinkqueen: <3<3<3<3<3


tapedispenser: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3


pikapika: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3


hardboi: <3


explosionmurder: A

explosionmurder: a

explosionmurder: a


floatmaboat: I think you broke him


pinkqueen: haha


sleepy: everyone get out the bus is here


pinkqueen: WOO


tentacruel: Ojiro where are you


tails: I'm already downstairs


tentacruel: your door is open


tails: can you close it


tentacruel: uh…


tails: huh?


tentacruel: nothing

tentacruel: I'll tell you later


pinkqueen: Kirishima!

pinkqueen: where are you


hardboi: coming


tapedispenser: why are you rushing us

tapedispenser: no one is even on the bus yet


hardboi: Aizawa isn’t even there yet


pinkqueen: but Iida was rushing us

pinkqueen: and I mean, everyone’s already here


Turbo: It will also be easier to board the bus and there will be no chaos in doing so. I believe that this way would be most convenient.


floatmaboat: is no one questioning why the bus is here but Aizawa-sensei isn’t

floatmaboat: isn’t the teacher usually the one to get there first


pinkqueen: he probably overslept


Deku: is All Might coming with us?


explosionmurder: no

explosionmurder: shut the fuck up about All Might


pinkqueen: dont be so mean


explosionmurder: shut the fuck up


pinkqueen: <3


Turbo: Aizawa-sensei has arrived.


pinkqueen: GUYS WE GET TO CHOOSE SEATS


pikapika: YEE


Turbo: Is everyone here?


canyoufeelmyheartbeat: yes


Turbo: Where is Hagakure?

Turbo: My apologies.


pinkqueen: woooooooow


pikapika: rude


Turbo: I am so sorry, Hagkure.


nowyouseeme: it's fine

nowyouseeme: I mean, I'm INVISIBLE


Turbo: You being invisible doesn't excuse my actions. I cannot excuse myself from my horrible actions. Let me make it up to you.


Deku: um

Deku: Iida, we're all on the bus


floatmaboat: you're the last one…


Turbo: Oh, I am terribly sorry!


explosionmurder: HURRY THE FUCK UP


hardboi: stop it Baku


Deku: I mean

Deku: Iida shouldn't look so close at his phone when he's typing

Deku: he'd be more aware of what's happening around him


pinkqueen: all that doesn't matter now!


nowyouseeme: ROAD TRIP!!!!!!


canyoufeelmyheartbeat: can someone remind me why I'm sitting next to Bakugo


tapedispenser: some kind of seating chart?


pinkqueen: yeah that Aizawa made on the spot


Turbo: What are you talking about? I didn't think there was a seating chart.


tapedispenser: Kirishima and Bakugo were sitting next to each other but Aizawa moved Kirishima

tapedispenser: we don't know why


pinkqueen: it got quiet all of the sudden what is this

pinkqueen: we're supposed to be having fun!

pinkqueen: OK Kirishima spill


hardboi: WHAT???


pinkqueen: I mean you're the one that got moved

pinkqueen: what did you do that made Aizawa-sensei move you, huh?


hardboi: uh…


Half-n-Half: why is everyone on their phones

Half-n-Half: we're all sitting near each other


pikapika: WE'RE HAVING A TEXT-CHAT PARTYYYYY

pikapika: EVERYONE TYPE SOMETHING RANDOM IN THE CHAT GO


hardboi: RAISINS


pinkqueen: wait


emobird: uh

emobird: who loves MCR?????


canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I do!


Half-n-Half: I have listened to a couple of their songs


tapedispenser: he IS a secret emo


tentacruel: Sato did you make a cake


sweettooth: no


tentacruel: thats a bummer


kerokero: what happened to what we were talking about before?


floamaboat: obviously something that isn't supposed to be known yet


Deku: I think its best to leave everything alone


Half-n-Half: why is Bakugo so quiet

Half-n-Half: never mind


explosionmurder: fuck off


Turbo: Uh…

Turbo: I am not sure what happened, but we will be arriving at USJ in a few moments.

Turbo: Remember to get all of your stuff from the bus and get off in an orderly manner.


Deku: why are you texting that?


Turbo: I have been made aware that it is the only way to properly communicate with everyone.


pinkqueen: you right


Turbo: Also, Mina is playing very loud music and I'm pretty sure the people sitting in the back wouldn't be able to hear me.


sleepy: I just wanted to sleep


pinkqueen: lol no


sleepy: ugggghhhh


tails: um guys?


Deku: hm?


tails: Todoroki is asleep


sleepy: how


nowyouseeme: yeah he's been sleeping after the last thing he typed


Turbo: We are here!


sleepy: rip sleep I guess


Deku: someone please wake up Todoroki


pinkqueen: look at how big the building is!


Momo: Wow! Everything is magnificent! It's very similar to my house!


canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Momo what were you doing during the bus ride


Momo: Listening to your conversations and looking out the window!

Momo: I did not think I could contribute to the conversation in a meaningful way, so I decided to stay out of it.


nowyouseeme: trust me

nowyouseeme: no one actually has anything meaningful in our conversations


pinkqueen: don't let us stop you from joining our conversations


Momo: Thank you! I will try to keep that in mind.


Turbo: Everyone please get off your phones! We need to show the utmost respect to Thirteen-sensei! They have spent a lot of time preparing this training for us.


pinkqueen: do we have to give up our phones?


Turbo: As long as you are on it, there is no need.


pikapika: you're on it

pikapika: haha got em


pinkqueen: Denki!


nowyouseeme: hey can someone hold my phone

nowyouseeme: I don't have pockets


pinkqueen: sure


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(I feel like I had to add this divider here because shit's about to go down)


Turbo: Anyone who was separated from us! Please let us know where you are! If there are any villains near you, take care of them first. Please, be safe.

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pikapika: uh… guys?

pikapika: what happened?

pikapika: oh shit

 

pinkqueen: where did you go?

 

floatmaboat: is everyone ok?

 

kerokero: Midoriya, Shinsou, and I are alright

kerokero: we got teleported to the shipwreck zone

 

pinkqueen: teleported????

pinkqueen: so that’s what that purple smoke did

 

floatmaboat: you guys, come back here

 

Deku: there’s a lot of villains

 

floatmaboat: oh then be careful

 

hardboi: yo, guys

 

pinkqueen: you ok?

 

hardboi: ya

hardboi: Bakugo and I got teleported to some kind of ruin place

hardboi: we’re making our way back

 

pinkqueen: okok

 

floatmaboat: what happened to Kaminari?

 

nowyouseeme: omg Todoroki is so cool guys

nowyouseeme: I don’t think he knows I’m here

 

emobird: Koda and I are going back

 

tails: I’m coming back

 

pinkqueen: is anyone with you?

 

tails: no?

 

pinkqueen: just making sure

 

Deku: is that everyone

 

pinkqueen: I mean something happened to Kaminari

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: it’s fine guys

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: some guys attacked us and Kaminari’s phone got zapped

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Momo is with us

 

pinkqueen: hurry back!

 

floatmaboat: make sure you gugsgSHAFSUDJYIUKI

 

Deku: Uraraka!!

 

kerokero: what happened?

kerokero: is anyone going to respond?

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I think something’s happening over there

 

Deku: what if the portal guy went back??

 

kerokero: then we have to hurry and regroup

 

Turbo: I have called the teachers. Please just hold out a little longer.

 

floatmaboat: I sense that Deku did something dumb just now

 

kerokero: I got it too

 

tentacruel: he's fighting the strong bird thing that All Might was fighting

 

floamaboat: oh my god

 

pinkqueen: is everyone else over there?

 

tentacruel: yes

 

pikapika: w

pikapika: what was that

 

floatmaboat: did All Might do that

 

tentacruel: All Might punched the bird thing and it flew into space

 

pinkqueen: rip

 

floatmaboat: is everyone OK?

 

harboi: Deku punched the thing and I think he broke his arm

 

floatmaboat: oh my god

 

harboi: I mean everyone else is OK

 

kerokero: honestly I wasnt expecting that much from Midoriya

 

floatmaboat: I mean same

floatmaboat: but still

 

Turbo: Everyone, please gather outside of the building. The police have arrived and they want to make sure that everyone is okay.

Turbo: I've already told them about Midoriya.

 

pinkqueen: what about our training?

 

Turbo: I am not sure. Until Aizawa-sensei wakes up, all we can do is wait.

 

pinkqueen: I hope Aizawa is OK

 

Momo: He did everything he could to protect us. Now that he is in the hands of Recovery Girl and other healthcare professionals, I'm sure he'll be alright. For now, we should worry about ourselves.

 

pinkqueen: true dat

 

hardboi: we're heading back

 

 

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pikapika: why is it so quiet

 

pinkqueen: after all that, how can we be loud?

 

nowyouseeme: now I kind of miss Aizawa's grumpy face looking back at us through the rearview mirror

 

tapedispenser: same

 

kerokero: don't you guys think its weird?

 

floatmaboat: what?

 

kerokero: how did the villains know that we were going to be there?

 

Half-n-Half: they also said that All Might was supposed to be there

Half-n-Half: how did they know that

 

pinkqueen: ohhh conspiracies

 

nowyouseeme: it was the government

 

emobird: I second that

 

tails: but isn't UA part of the government

tails: why would the government tell the villains where we were

 

nowyouseeme: …

 

emobird: …

 

tapedispenser: rek

 

tentacruel: okay but the question still stands

 

floatmaboat: maybe when the media people tried to get into UA this morning

 

kerokero: if the League of Villains did get their hands on that information, they might have more for future events

kerokero: we have to keep our guard up

 

 

pikapika: Aoyama where were you?

 

glimmer: ☆。゚+.(人-ω◕ฺ)゚+.゚

 

pikapika: w

pikapika: uh ok

 

Momo: We should get something for Aizawa-sensei as a thanks for saving us and putting his life in danger.

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: thats a great idea

 

pinkqueen: I'll put it together!

 

tapedispenser: what kind of thing would he like though

 

pinkqueen: we could do a gift basket and put some little things and we just need to decide a main thing

pinkqueen: and of course a letter

 

sleepy: get him a cat

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: ok no

 

tapedispenser: another sleeping bag

 

pikapika: how about the one with legs

 

nowyouseeme: what

 

pikapika: have you not seen

 

pinkqueen: no???

 

pikapika: image

 

pinkqueen: oh my god??????

 

tapedispenser: its perfect

 

nowyouseeme: its amazing

 

tails: wait guys 

tails: think about it for a bit

 

tentacruel: we're going to have to go to class and deal with him like that

 

pinkqueen: so?

 

hardboi: it'll be funny

 

tentacruel: and distracting

 

emobird: I don't think they care

 

sleepy:let's just get him a cat

 

pinkqueen: what's with you and the cat?

 

sleepy: he likes cats

 

pikapika: hmm mm

pikapika: thats not too bad of a plan

 

nowyouseeme: how are we going to do that

nowyouseeme: they don't allow pets on campus

 

sleepy: they also don't allow villains but look what happened

 

nowyouseeme: I see your point

nowyouseeme: let's get a cat

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: we are NOT getting a cat

 

nowyouseeme: why not

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: are you serious

 

nowyouseeme: yes?????

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: you can't just buy someone a CAT as a present

 

sleepy: but he likes cats

 

Momo: I think a cat would be a great present. Aizawa-sensei needs the company. Maybe we can take care of it.

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: god not you too

 

kerokero: I say no cat

 

pinkqueen: ok how about this

pinkqueen: put C if you vote for the cat, S for the sleeping bag, and N for none

 

pikapika: C

 

sleepy: C

 

pinkqueen: S

 

tapedispenser: S

 

Turbo: N

 

pinkqueen: aw no fun

 

nowyouseeme: C

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: N

 

pinkqueen: Jiro I trusted you

 

Momo: C

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Momo why

 

Momo: I like cats

 

floatmaboat: S

 

kerokero: S

 

floatmaboat: oh my god

 

kerokero: what?

 

floatmaboat: nothing

 

tails: C

 

hardboi: S

 

Half-n-Half: S

 

pinkqueen: !!!!!!!!!

pinkqueen: are you guys seeing this

 

pikapika: yes???????

 

tapedispenser: hooooooooly

 

harboi: *single tear rolls down cheek*

 

nowyouseeme: I'm so proud

 

Half-n-Half: ?????????

 

pinkqueen: don't worry about it

 

emobird: S

 

explosionmurder: N

 

pikapika: aw why

 

explosionmurder: this shit is stupid

 

pikapika: :(

 

sweettooth: S

 

tentacruel: C

 

nature: C

 

pinkqueen: Oh!

pinkqueen: Koda

 

nature: ?

 

pinkqueen: you should talk more on the group chat

 

nature: (ó﹏ò。)

 

pinkqueen: aw its ok that you're nervous

 

nowyouseeme: you can trust us

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: you don't have yo if you don't want

 

pinkqueen: ya!

pinkqueen: just know that we will be here to support you

 

nature: ヾ(*´∀`*)ノ

 

glimmer: C

 

pinkqueen: oh my god Aoyama

 

glimmer: ( •̀∀•́ )✧

 

pikapika: well now what

 

pinkqueen: huh?

 

pikapika: its tied

 

nowyouseeme: oh no

 

kerokero: Midoriya did not vote

 

floatmaboat: um well yeah he's at the HOSPITAL

 

kerokero: I know that

kerokero: I'm saying that he should be the tie breaker

 

pinkqueen: but then we have to wait

 

Half-n-Half: what if he doesn't want either

 

pinkqueen: we'll deal with that later

 

Half-n-Half: …

 

floatmaboat: well I guess we wait

 

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floatmaboat: guess who’s alive!

 

Deku: hey guys

 

pinkqueen: Midoriya!

 

Turbo: Are your arms alright?

 

Deku: it doesn't hurt anymore

Deku: I'm still on some kind of pain killer btw and I feel loopy

 

pikapika: um well

pikapika: we've been waiting for you to get your phone so we can ask you a question

 

Deku: um

Deku: ok?????

 

pinkqueen: scroll up

 

Deku: I say we get the cat

Deku: then he HAS to let us keep the dog

 

floatmaboat: where is he by the way?

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: oh yeah it's been a while

 

tails: oh he hangs out in my room

 

emobird: I think it's the tail

 

pinkqueen: aww

 

tails: I can bring him out

tails: he just follows me

 

hardboi: come down to the common room

 

tails: omw

 

nowyouseeme: you guys are missing the most important thing

nowyouseeme: we're getting a cat!!!!!

 

pinkqueen: !!!!!!!

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I thought you were against the cat

 

pinkqueen: well I preferred the sleeping bag but I liked the cat idea too

 

floatmaboat: but where are we even going to get a cat

 

pinkqueen: …

 

nowyouseeme: …

 

hardboi: …

 

tapedispenser: …

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: did you really go through this without a way to get a cat

 

pinkqueen: uh

pinkqueen: Momo! Help us!

 

Momo: I can get us a cat from a neighboring pet adoption center.

 

pinkqueen: yay!

 

nowyouseeme: you saved us!

 

tapedispenser: we need like a bow or something

 

pinkqueen: if you use your tape I'm going to rip your elbows off

 

tapedispenser: I would never

tapedispenser: and please don't

 

nature: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

 

pinkqueen: ????

 

nature: I'll buy a bow!!!! \(≧▽≦)/

 

nowyouseeme: my heart is melting

 

pinkqueen: we should get a bow for the dog

 

tapedispenser: he's a boy though

 

pinkqueen: FUCK GENDER STEROTYPES

 

hardboi: it will still be very manly

 

pinkqueen: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS RELATED TO GUYS HAVE TO BE MANLY

 

hardboi: hm

hardboi: you're right

hardboi: but that's how I measure the quality of something

hardboi: it doesn't have to be manly by society's terms

hardboi: like Momo, you are very pretty and you are one of the most manly person I've ever seen

 

Momo: Thank you, Kirishima-kun.

 

pinkqueen: I accept your rationale

pinkqueen: what about you Sero

 

tapedispenser: uh

 

pinkqueen: defend your words

 

tapedispenser: I can't

tapedispenser: I was just dumb

 

pinkqueen: amend your ways

 

tapedispenser: forgive me father for I have sinned

 

pinkqueen: what did I JUST  say

 

tapedispenser: forgive me mother for I have sinned

 

sleepy: what did I just wake up to

 

nowyouseeme: Mina's lessons on why gender stereotypes are bad

 

sleepy: ok????

sleepy: hey Midoriya, I'm glad you're ok

sleepy: I would have tried to save you but I know my quirk isn't good for combat

 

floatmaboat: oh my god

floatmaboat: Shinsou you have to be my best friend

 

sleepy: ??????

 

floatmaboat: everyone's so suicidal they just keep jumping into fights without thinking

 

Turbo: I do not!

 

floatmaboat: ok true

floatmaboat: but you are definitely the type to do that

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Momo wouldn't

 

floatmaboat: true

 

nowyouseeme: let's make a list of people who would run into a fight without thinking

 

pinkqueen: ok well the four that was dumb enough to fight the main villains obv

 

tapedispenser: Midoriya, Bakugo, Kirishima, and Todoroki

 

hardboi: well I was there only because everyone else was

hardboi: my quirk comes in handy for defense

 

floatmaboat: so I'll put him under "will think about it but highly likely to fight"

 

pinkqueen: wait are you actually making a list

 

floatmaboat: yes and I'll put it up in the common room

floatmaboat: the categories are "will not fight if not required, will fight but will think first, and will jump into a fight without thinking"

 

pinkqueen: can I go to your room to help

 

floatmaboat: sure

 

Momo: I will as well!

 

floatmaboat: so Deku, Bakugo, and Todoroki are under will fight without thinking and Kirishima is under will fight but think

floatmaboat: ideas for others?

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Momo under will not fight

 

nowyouseeme: I disagree

nowyouseeme: she gives off the vibe that she would but she would think about it because she is Smart™

 

floatmaboat: I'm going to make it so you can move the names because I feel like we'll change over the year

 

nowyouseeme: sounds good

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: put her under won't fight for now

 

nowyouseeme: I feel like Jiro is under won't fight

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: fair

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: and Hagakure is under won't fight

 

floatmaboat: k got it

floatmaboat: I'm definitely under won't fight

 

kerokero: me too!

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I agree with both of those

 

hardboi: I know who are under won't fight

hardboi: Koda, Shoji, Sato, Iida

 

tapedispenser: and Shinsou

explosionmurder: I know who are dumbasses and will fight without thinking

 

pinkqueen: oh?

 

explosionmurder: Kaminari, Mina, Sero

 

pinkqueen: hey!

 

tapedispenser: you're under that category too

 

explosionmurder: takes one to know one

 

pinkqueen: oof

pinkqueen: speaking of

pinkqueen: where's Kami?

 

tapedispenser: idk I haven't seen him

 

tentacruel: I heard him leave some time ago

 

pinkqueen: hmmmm

 

explosionmurder: and I disagree with invisigirl

 

nowyouseeme: excuse me?

 

explosionmurder: Jiro will definitely fight but she at least has the decency to think

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: hmmmm

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: I mean I guess

 

explosionmurder: same with frog girl

 

kerokero: kero?

 

floatmaboat: Tsuyu would never!

 

explosionmurder: well you're wrong

 

Deku: I actually agree with him

 

floatmaboat: WHAT?????

 

Deku: she would fight to protect those she cares about

 

floatmaboat: …

 

kerokero: …

 

explosionmurder: stfu Deku

 

Deku: I?????

Deku: I'm defending your point??????

 

explosionmurder: I don't need you to defend me

 

Deku: your defense was literally "no you're wrong and I'm right"

Deku: that's a terrible defense!

 

floatmaboat: ok you two stop

floatmaboat: and I agree with you

floatmaboat: right Tsuyu?

 

kerokero: yeah

 

floatmaboat: ok who's left

 

Momo: Ojiro, Tokoyami, and Aoyama.

 

nowyouseeme: oh Ojiro definitely under will fight

 

hardboi: yeah he really wanted to fight M*neta the first say of this group chat

 

pinkqueen: ugh

pinkqueen: sensor more

 

hardboi: M*n*t*

 

pinkqueen: more

 

hardboi: M*****

hardboi:?????

 

pinkqueen: more

 

hardboi: what????

hardboi: ******

hardboi: is that what you want

 

pinkqueen: more

 

hardboi:

 

pinkqueen: perfect!

 

tapedispenser: anyway yeah

tapedispenser: Ojiro under will fight but think

 

Deku: Tokoyami and Aoyama under won't fight

 

floatmaboat: oh?

 

Deku:?

 

floatmaboat: I understand Aoyama but Tokoyami????

floatmaboat: he would fight

 

Deku: no

Deku: he uses his quirk for more aesthetic purposes than fighting

 

pinkqueen: oof called out

pinkqueen: but true

 

floatmaboat: oh and where is Aoyama?

floatmaboat: he's never on this chat

 

tails: he's in the common room

tails: hold on

 

glimmer: Hi! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

 

nowyouseeme: why aren't you ever on the chat

 

glimmer: I muted it

 

pinkqueen: big oof

 

glimmer: you guys talk too much

 

floatmaboat: aw but we miss you!

floatmaboat: you should talk more

 

glimmer: I don't want to unmute it

 

floatmaboat: you don't have to as long as you join the conversation sometimes

 

glimmer:deal

 

Momo: The board is complete! We will put it up in the common room!

 

pinkqueen: yee yee it looks cool

 

Momo: I will be back momentarily. I will get a cat and we can give it to Aizawa-sensei.

 

floatmaboat: we should also make a card

 

pinkqueen: we have to track down all the guys

 

nowyouseeme: I think we just have to find Kaminari

 

pikapika: I'm going back to the dorms

 

tapedispenser: where were you?

 

pikapika: I had to talk to Aizawa about something

 

pinkqueen: hurry up we have to put the present together

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muscleman: Is Thirteen well?

 

RocknRoll: They are going to be fine. They said that they're used to accidents related to their quirk, but I worry that the damage is too big.

 

muscleman: How about Aizawa?

 

notr18: he's been sleeping ever since he was put in the hospital

notr18: Mic has been complaining to me ever since and I think my ears are bleeding

 

loud: i'm sorry!

 

notr18: no you're not

 

loud: …

loud: i'm just worried

loud: what if he doesn't wake up?

 

notr18: i'm going to punch you

 

powpow: was anyone else injured besides those two and Midoriya?

 

justarat: I don't believe so.

 

Bloodking: but isn't anyone wondering why those villains attacked

 

justarat: We're working on it.

 

pegleg: and I assume you're not going to give us any information

 

justarat: Of course.

 

Bloodking: are you going to at least talk to Thirteen and Aizawa?

 

justarat: We will try to ask them, but I'm not sure if they know anything.

justarat: We're also getting Inui to scout the area for any signs of forced entry.

 

muscleman: But from what I heard, they warped inside.

 

notr18: they did jam our communications

notr18: maybe they cut a cord or something

 

RocknRoll: but to get to the cords, they'll have to go through security

 

muscleman: So it's probably one of the villain's quirks.

 

Bloodking: there were a ton of villains, so it wouldn't be a surprise if one of them had a quirk that could jam communications

 

powpow: are you guys forming a new detective team or something?

 

notr18: *gasp*

notr18: we should totally do that

 

loud: did you just type gasp

 

notr18: i'm going to make special suits

 

Bloodking: please don't

Bloodking: it's going to be a skin tight suit

 

loud: oh please no

 

notr18: go back to sleep

 

loud: I wasn't sleeping

 

notr18: I'm going to put you to sleep

 

loud: ugh

 

muscleman: I do not mind.

 

powpow: of course you don't, your hero suit is a skin tight suit too

 

muscleman: …

 

notr18: huh I've never noticed

notr18: why doesn't he get restrictions on where he goes?

 

powpow: it's not inappropriate

 

notr18: excuse me?????

notr18: I see the bulge

 

loud: ok I need you two to stop

 

muscleman: please

 

notr18: ugh

notr18: society is so sexist

 

RuffRuff: Kan has a skin tight suit too

 

loud: wow called out

 

notr18: wait a sec

 

powpow: ?

 

notr18: not as impressive of a bulge

 

Bloodking: …

 

notr18: and I thinkfkughoxflhijdlfhnjf

 

muscleman: Yamada??

 

loud: I had to put her down

loud: oh no she's going to kill me

loud: okhfiihjsiudfgaieufhoidfh

 

muscleman: I think someone should go check on them.

muscleman: I don't want Aizawa getting hurt with them fighting in the room.

 

pegleg: I'll go

 

powpow: I felt the sigh

 

pegleg: it's been a long day

 

Bloodking: I think I'll head off to bed then

Bloodking: there's nothing left I can do to help them

 

RocknRoll: Yagi you should sleep too

RocknRoll: I feel the restlessness coming from the screen

 

muscleman: I feel terrible though. If I had arrived a little bit earlier, I could have saved them.

 

powpow: hey don't talk like they're dead!!

 

bulldozer: Yagi, when they signed up to be pro heroes, they knew the dangers. They also jumped into the fight on their own in order to protect the students. As for you, you did your job perfectly, making sure that no one else got injured and everyone was able to get out. Don't beat yourself up over something like this.

 

muscleman: Thank you, Maijima.

 

bulldozer: No problem. You should rest.

 

muscleman: …

muscleman: fine

 

justarat: Everyone else should rest too. It's been a hectic day and we don't know what the next day has in store for us.

 

powpow: Ecto, are they okay?

 

pegleg: Nemuri knocked both of them out

 

muscleman: I'll help you take them to their rooms

 

pegleg: thank you



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loud: screw you Nemuri

 

notr18: it's your fault

 

loud: it was not

 

powpow: please

powpow: it's 3 in the morning

 

loud: are they awake?

 

chikuwa: Thirteen has been awake for some time.

chikuwa: Does anyone know where their phone is? They want to chat.

 

notr18: oh I have it

notr18: be right there

 

spacespacebaby: hello everyone

 

loud: Thirteen!

loud: you ok?

 

spacespacebaby: I've been better

 

notr18: I'm staying with them

 

Bloodking: what happened?

 

spacespacebaby: I had just explained the USJ facility to the students when a portal opened up. Many villains popped out and started fighting. Everything got very confusing, but the portal, who was a man with a portal quirk, used his quirk to use my quirk against me. Everything was a blur after that.

 

powpow: did anything feel off before they attacked

 

spacespacebaby: no

spacespacebaby: if I felt that anything was off, I would have evacuated the students immediately

 

loud: hm

 

notr18: something's fishy but I don't know what it is

 

powpow: I think we have to leave it to Nezu and his team

 

notr18: No!!!!!

notr18: the Detective Alliance will never give up

 

loud: Detective Alliance?

 

notr18: come up with a better name then

 

loud: uh

loud: Pro Detective Agency

 

notr18: no

 

loud: ugh this is hard

 

notr18: see?

 

powpow: you two are terrible at this

 

loud: we'll ask Aizawa when he wakes up

 

notr18: how is he?

 

chikuwa: still sleeping

chikuwa: he's in a stable condition though, so don't worry

 

loud: *worrying intensifies*

 

notr18: wow and you criticized me for typing gasp

 

loud: shhhh

 

spacespacebaby: I know you are all worried, but you should rest.

 

loud: I don't want to

 

notr18: I'm going to knock you out again

 

loud: ugh fine

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Bloodking: did you guys really wake up at 3

Bloodking: you guys are idiots

 

loud: hey shut up

 

Bloodking: did you even sleep?

 

loud: …

 

Bloodking: I'm telling Nemuri

 

loud: no don't

 

notr18: too late

 

loud: were you even asleep

 

notr18: …

 

Bloodking: as I said

Bloodking: idiots

 

loud: I'm going to Aizawa

loud: I can't handle this anymore

 

chikuwa: Midoriya just woke up and went back to the dorms

chikuwa: Aizawa should wake up soon

 

notr18: I'm going to town to get some stuff

 

powpow: can you get some snacks the pantry is empty

 

notr18: ugh ok

 

powpow: thank you

 

pegleg: I'll come with you if you need help

 

notr18: no it's fine

 

bulldozer: have you three gotten any sleep

 

powpow: I don't sleep

 

pegleg: oh my god

 

powpow: and the other two obviously haven't slept

 

loud: I was worried!

 

notr18: he would want us to not sleep for him

 

bulldozer: that's a terrible excuse

 

notr18: …

notr18: well it doesn't matter it's a new day

 

chikuwa: it will matter and you'll feel the effects

 

notr18: ugh whatever

notr18: I'll be back in a few hours don't do anything stupid without me

 

loud: can't promise it

 

powpow: you guys really need Aizawa around don't you

 

loud: yes

loud: he is the voice of reason

 

pegleg: now I understand why he's tired all the time

 

justarat: Please get some rest. We will have a meeting once Aizawa wakes up and I want everyone to be in top shape.

 

powpow: wait

powpow: Sports Festival!!!!!

 

pegleg: god no

 

powpow: what?

powpow: you don't like the festival?

 

pegleg: I don't like how excited you get

 

RocknRoll: didn't he jump off the roof last year

 

powpow: …

 

pegleg: WHY did you think that was a good idea

 

powpow: …

powpow: look ok

 

pegleg: no don't

pegleg: you don't have a good enough excuse

 

chikuwa: I had to heal you for a week!

chikuwa: If you do anything like that again I will throw you out of this school during the Sports Festival season.

 

bulldozer: are we in charge of setting up booths again

 

justarat: That will be covered during the meeting.

 

spacespacebaby: please don't put me in charge of the sweets booth again

 

RocknRoll: were the children bullying you?

 

spacespacebaby: no

 

notr18: I'll fight the children

 

spacespacebaby: please don't

 

notr18: I won't stand anyone bullying you

 

spacespacebaby: I'm not being bullied…

 

notr18: I will crush them

notr18: that is a threat and a promise

 

powpow: just go back to shopping

 

notr18: I'm on the bus I have some time to kill

 

loud: If anyone harms Thirteen I will end them

loud: they're too precious

 

spacespacebaby: I once scared you by having Aizawa put red eyebrows on my helmet

 

loud: we Do NoT hAvE tO TaLK abOuT tHaT

 

notr18: I have a video

 

loud: no

 

notr18: haha look at him.mp4

 

loud: :(

 

powpow: they were terrifying to look at though

 

spacespacebaby: It's a mechanism that Aizawa and I came up with because sometimes people didn't take me seriously

 

loud: you're all laughing now but wait until they sneak up on you with that

 

not18: I feel threatened

 

loud: you should

 

Bloodking: Aizawa has a delivery.

 

loud: ???????

 

chikuwa: Is it his students?

 

Bloodking: yes

Bloodking: I am trying to sleep tell them to go away

 

chikuwa: send them to the medical center

 

Bloodking: I'm too tired for this

 

loud: I will accept the gift in his place

 

chikuwa: oh boy

 

powpow: ??????

 

chikuwa: Come get the gift Mic.

 

loud: !!!!!!!!

 

pegleg: what is it?

 

loud: they got him a cat!!!!!

 

powpow: a what

 

loud: do you not know what a cat is

loud: hold on

loud: cat???????.jpg

 

notr18: awwww

 

powpow: no I know what a cat is but aren't animals not allowed

powpow: what are we going to do with a cat?

 

notr18: keep it!!!

 

powpow: that is beside the point

 

loud: do you not like cats

 

powpow: well…

powpow: I do but

 

notr18: no buts!

 

powpow: Nezu?

 

justarat: I think he deserves it honestly.

 

loud: Keep the cat!!!!

 

powpow: but we can't have animals…

 

pegleg: we have Inui it's the same thing

 

powpow: no it's not he's sentient

 

notr18: are you saying this cat is not sentient

 

powpow: no…

powpow: I just…

 

RocknRoll: you should just give up I don't see you winning this

 

powpow: …

 

Bloodking: I KNOW WHY THEY'RE DOING THIS

 

notr18: what happened to sleeping

 

Bloodking: They want to keep their dog that they're illegally owning.

 

justarat: We may have to update our animal policy.

justarat: I feel that I've been a little unfair especially because I am an animal just like them.

 

Bloodking: fine then I'll go back to sleep

 

loud: Aizawa is awake!

 

pegleg: the power of cats

 

loud: he just saw the cat

loud: he's crying omg

 

notr18: nooooooo

notr18: why while I'm away

 

loud: look at them.jpg

 

powpow: awww

 

loud: you going back on the cat thing

 

powpow: I guess

 

loud: come over it's a party!!!!

 

chikuwa: no

 

loud: ok no more party I've been kicked out

 

pegleg: the power of Shuuzenji

 

notr18: wow I felt that no from over here

 

goaway: they got me a cat

 

loud: are you still crying

 

goaway: …

goaway: no

 

notr18: what are you going to name it

 

goaway: I don't know what gender it is

 

spacespacebaby: coughgenderisasocialconstructcough

 

goaway: what?

 

spacespacebaby: what?

 

notr18: well it's a black cat

notr18: what about Midnight

 

goaway: no

 

notr18: fair

 

loud: how about Jellybean

 

goaway: why

 

loud: cute name

 

goaway:  no

 

spacespacebaby: space

 

goaway: no

 

powpow: kitten

 

goaway: what no

 

pegleg: your naming skills are too bad

 

powpow: :(

 

chikuwa: Korokke

 

goaway: hm 

goaway: maybe

 

pegleg: a food?

 

chikuwa: I name things based on food

 

powpow: now you're username makes sense

 

RocknRoll: I say we use that name temporarily until we can come up with a better one

 

goaway: I'm fine with that

 

loud: what's wrong with Jellybean?

 

goaway: everything

 

justarat: Aizawa are you okay?

 

goaway: yeah

goaway: just covered in bandages

 

justarat: We are going to have a meeting about the Sports Festival.

 

goaway:  ok

 

chikuwa: not yet he needs to rest

 

justarat: Okay. Just let me know when. It's almost the date and we need to figure everything out.

 

notr18: can we just do it over text?

 

justarat: huh?

 

notr18: it's easiest

 

justarat: I guess so

justarat: but I will need to get ready

 

notr18: I'm busy now anyway so another time

 

loud: k

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kerokero: how did it go

 

Deku: He loved it!!!!!

 

pinkqueen: and now do we get to keep the dog

 

Deku: we have to wait on that

 

nowyouseeme: guys??????

 

pikapika: huh

 

nowyouseeme: the Sport's Festival?????

 

tapedispenser: uh oh

 

pinkqueen: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

explosionmurder: did you guys seriously forget about the Sports Festival

 

pikapika: no

 

pinkqueen: why would you say that

 

explosionmurder: you guys are pathetic

explosionmurderL you know there's a giant ass calender in the common room right

 

tapedispenser: calendars are for chumps

 

hardboi: what sporf estival

 

pinkqueen: what

 

sleepy: ignore him

sleepy: I accidentally gave him too much medicine

 

explosionmurder: you WHAT

 

sleep: I misread the label

 

explosionmurder: why the HELL were you giving him medicine

 

Deku: wait I can explain

 

explosionmurder: of course you're in on it too

 

Deku: Shinso and I were studying in my room and Kirishima barged in

Deku: he had a high fever and was really out of it

 

sleepy: so I gave him some medicine

 

explosionmurder: and you gave him the wrong amount?????

explosionmurder: fuckin fight me you twig

 

hardboi: im a twink

 

pinkqueen: no you're not honey

 

nowyouseeme: I bet he would top Kami

 

pikapika: what is this slander

 

Deku: Kacchan, Shinso has some serious muscles he's not really a twig

 

explosionmurder: doesn't matter I'll pound him to dust

 

sleepy: naivety will get you nowhere

 

explosionmurder: shut up Socrates I'll kick your ass

 

sleepy: you underestimate me

 

Deku: wait please don't

 

floatmaboat: not to intrude or anything but Deku you would totally fight Bakugo if given the chance I don't think you're allowed to stop them

 

Deku: fair

 

harboi: wait I top??

 

pinkqueen: uhhhhhh

 

tapedispenser: hell yeah you do

 

hardboi: i like top bunk

 

pinkqueen: ok someone needs to put him to bed

pinkqueen: I'll go

 

pikapika: our sunshine boy needs sleep

 

nowyouseeme: I'll bring a cooling pad for his forehead

 

tapedispenser: I'll bring some water

 

hardboi: sleepover!

 

pinkqueen: no we don't want to get sick

 

hardboi: aw

harboi: what about Bakugo

 

pikapika: I think he's going to fight Shinsou

 

hardboi: but Shinsoo gave me juice

 

explosionmurder: WHAT

explosionmurder: how much did you give him

 

sleepy: uh

 

Deku: …

Deku: bye

 

sleepy: wait no

 

Deku: BYE

 

sleepy: WAIT NO

 

explosionmurder: one of you fucks answer me or I kill you both

 

Deku: ok Shinso have fun

 

sleepy: …

 

explosionmurder: spill

 

sleepy: so I gave him the liquid stuff right

 

explosionmurder: go on

 

sleepy: and I opened the cap

sleepy: and he

sleepy: …

sleepy: tookthebottlefrommeandtookaswigofitbeforeMidoriyaandIcouldstophim

 

explosionmurder: …

 

Deku: oh no

 

floatmaboat: oh shit

 

explosionmurder: say that but slower this time

 

sleep: do I have to

 

explosionmurder: if you value your life

 

sleepy: I feel like you're going to kill me anyway

 

explosionmurder: true

explosionmurder: but I want everyone to know that I have a VERY valid reason

 

sleepy: …

sleepy: Kirishima took the bottle from me and took a swig of it before Midoriya and I could stop him

 

kerokero: run Shinso!!

 

sleepy: I'm going to fight him

 

Momo: Please go outside.

 

sleepy: yes ma'am

 

Deku: I can feel Kacchan's anger from here

 

pikapika: rip Shinsou

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: wait Kirishima's gay?

 

pinkqueen: is that really what you got out of all of this

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Bakugo always fights people it's nothing new

 

pinkqueen: true

pinkqueen: and also do you think I got anything from his rambling?

 

tapedispenser: we can ask him later when he wakes up

 

Deku: how is he?

 

pinkqueen: sleeping

 

pikapika: hopefully he doesn't get negative side effects from drinking all that medicine

 

nowyouseeme: how did he even do that I hate the liquid stuff

nowyouseeme: he even called it juice

 

pinkqueen: ew

 

pikapika: at least we have evidence

pikapika: now we can mock him for the rest of his life

 

tapedispenser: if he doesnt die

 

pinkqueen: he won't die

pinkqueen: he has a strong stomach

 

tapedispenser: is that part of his quirk

 

pikapika: I've witnessed him eating a shoe

 

floatmaboat: what?

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: was he high on medication

 

pikapika: no he was his normal self

 

pinkqueen: I swear sometimes he acts like a stoner without actually taking any drugs

 

tapedispenser: sometimes?

 

pinkqueen: most of the time he's a ball of sunshine

 

pikapika: well if he's the sun then he's high off of all the helium up there

 

pinkqueen: …

 

tapedispenser: …

 

nowyouseeme: …

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: what?

 

pikapika: helium is the most abundant element on the sun

pikapika: and if you inhale too much you can get high off of it

pikapika: well not actually high but it's a lack of oxygen

 

pinkqueen: why do you know this

 

tapedispenser: and why do you not know information that we actually need in class

 

pikapika: its not important

 

Deku: not important?

 

pinkqueen: that fun fact is not important

 

pikapika: rude

pikapika: you guys are just jealous that I know that and you don't

 

pinkqueen: not really

 

emobird: they're done fighting

 

Deku: oh hey!

Deku: are you on the roof again

 

emobird: yes

 

pinkqueen: who won

 

emobird: take a guess

 

Deku: Shinso

 

pikapika: Shinsou

 

pinkqueen: Shinso

 

nowyouseeme: shinso

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: Shinsou

 

tapedispenser: you guys are mean

tapedispenser: I'm putting my vote on Bakugo even though I know he lost

 

explosionmurder: fuck you guys

 

sleepy: it's too easy

 

explosionmurder: fuck you too

 

sleepy: he gets riled too easily

sleepy: easy to take advantage of

 

explosionmurder: i'm going to sleep

 

pinkqueen: Sato!!!

 

sweettooth: yes?

 

pinkqueen: celebratory cake!!!

 

tapedispenser: you just want an exuse to eat cake

 

pinkqueen: of course

pinkqueen: but I think it's for a valid reason

 

pikapika: I second the call

 

pinkqueen: we'll save a piece for Bakugo and Krishima

 

explosionmurder: fuck you I don't want any

 

pinkqueen: okkkkk ;)

 

nowyouseeme: should we make a coming out cake for Kirishima?

 

tapedispenser: but did he come out?

 

pinkqueen: I think he just correlated twig and twink in his head

pinkqueen: then he started talking about bunk beds

 

pikapika: …

 

pinkqueen: can you even make a rainbow cake Sato?

 

sweettooth: I made one for my sister when she came out

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: why don't we wait until we ask Kiri first

 

pinkqueen: good idea!

 

emobird: …

 

tapedispenser: cake eating competition!

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: no

 

Momo: Please do not. I don't want anyone else feeling sick.

 

tapedispenser: anything for you Momo <3

 

Momo: Oh! Thank you.

 

tapedispenser: I can feel the glare

tapedispenser: I uh-

tapedispenser: I didn't mean it in a romantic way

 

Momo: Oh! No worries. I do like men anyway.

 

pinkqueen: !!!!!

pinkqueen: Sato!!!!

 

nowyouseeme: the rainbow cake is on!!!!!!

 

sweettooth: already on it

 

Momo: Oh?

Momo: I did not think this was a big deal.

 

pinkqueen: of course it's a big deal!!!

pinkqueen: we get cake!!!!!!

 

nowyouseeme: rainbow cake!!!!!!

 

pinkqueen: !!!!!!

 

nowyouseeme: !!!!!!

 

Deku: Congratulations, Momo.

 

Momo: Please. There is no need to flatter me. I've been comfortable identifying this way and my parents were very supportive. They told me that it was okay for someone to be this way.

 

pinkqueen: what do you identify as?

 

Momo: Lebian.

 

pinkqueen: well now we celebrate two things!

pinkqueen: that means more cake!!!!

 

Momo: Please don't overindulge for my sake.

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: congrats Momo

 

Momo: Thank you!

 

canyoufeelmyheartbeat: …

 

pinkqueen: come downstairs to make and eat cake!!!!!

 

floatmaboat: on it

floatmaboat: also congrats

 

Deku: well it's almost Pride month

Deku: we have to have a proper celebration for Momo and…

Deku: uh

Deku: just Momo

 

glimmer: and me~

 

Deku: and Aoyama

 

floatmaboat: really the one time you join the chat and it's about gay

 

glimmer: it's always about gay with me honey

glimmer: that's how I work

 

floatmaboat: ok but honestly?

floatmaboat: fair

 

pinkqueen: cakes are ready!

pinkqueen: hurry your butts down before I eat all of it

 

floatmaboat: coming!

 

glimmer: I want some of that cake