THE TITANS LOOK AFTER WAYNE MANOR
After a whole year of crime fighting and working at Wayne Enterprises, it was time for Bruce Wayne and Alfred to take a vacation.
But who will look after Wayne Manor?
Bruce suggested the Titans.
“Are you sure that’s wise, sir?” asked a doubtful Alfred.
“Well, I trust Robin,” answered Bruce. “And I would rather have them do it than Selina Kyle.
The Titans were over the moon when Bruce told them they would be looking after the Manor.
Titans Tower was big and had cool gadgets, but Wayne Manor was Disney World compared to Titans Tower’s Disneyland.
When the Titans arrived inside the Manor, it blew their minds.
“WOOOOOOOOOWWWW!” exclaimed Beast Boy.
“Been a while,” said Robin, as the memories of growing up in this place came flooding back.
“This is gonna be the best week EVER!” cried Cyborg.
“Kids, you do whatever you want and use whatever you want, but in one condition,” said Bruce.
“Never enter the Batcave?” asked Starfire.
“Exactly,” replied Bruce.
Cyborg groaned. That was the one thing he was looking forward to.
“Children, there is plenty of food in the kitchen, and I trust you brought snacks of your own,” said Alfred.
“Yep,” said the Titans as they all held up plastic bags of supplies.
“Have fun, kids,” said Bruce. “And please don’t break anything.”
Bruce and Alfred got into their car and drove off to the airport.
The Titans were in Heaven!
“Oh my, the excitement is too much!” squealed Starfire.
Even the always depressed Raven’s smile was slightly bigger than usual.
“Wonder if there is a dark room for me,” she said.
Robin then took the Titans on a big tour of the house to see what they could do first.
They saw all 20 bedrooms, the Games room with the pinball machines, arcade games, pool tables, air hockey tables and countless vending machines.
The Bar with alcohol of all kinds (this was Raven’s favourite), the freezer with every meat, vegetable, and junk food known to Man, a countless selection of desserts and ice creams. Starfire licked her lips.
A Go-Kart track which caused Beast Boy to drool uncontrollably.
A cinema with thousands of movies on film reels, VHS’s (which made the Teens confused to what VHS’s were. Kids today, huh?), DVDs, Blu Ray’s and 4K Blu Rays.
“Oh so many things to do, and not enough time!” squealed Starfire.
“But you haven’t seen the pool yet,” said Robin.
Robin showed the Titans the massive pool that was the same size as an Olympic one.
“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!” cried the others.
“Yep,” said Robin.
Then Starfire began to take her clothes off.
“I’m getting in! Anyone care to join me in the dipping of the skin?”
“Yeah, okay,” said the others.
Everyone except for Cyborg stripped off. The poor robot couldn’t go into the water.
The rest of the naked Titans all ran and jumped in.
They all swam and splashed each other in the face.
Everyone was having fun, until a green shark fin appeared at the surface. And it was heading towards the Titans!
The fin got closer and closer and closer.
It reached the scared Titans, and……
Beast Boy changed back and burst out laughing.
“You should’ve seen your faces! HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
Robin, Starfire and Raven all looked at Beast Boy with annoyed looks on their faces.
“Beast Boy, would you like to see the visions of Hell again?” asked Raven.
Beast Boy stopped laughing and frowned.
“No, come on, guys, I was kidding!”
“I hate it when people say ‘I’m kidding’,” said Raven with her eyes glowing red.
“Ah, you guys are no fun,” groaned Beast Boy. “I’m going to the bathroom.”
And he just stood for 15 seconds.
“Well, wait are you waiting for?” asked Robin. “Go to the bathroom.”
“I am,” answered Beast Boy with a smirk.
The others groaned in disgust and climbed out of the pool.
“Dude, you just pissed into Bruce Wayne’s pool!” snapped Robin. “He is gonna kill you.”
“Relax, the chlorine will clean it up,” replied Beast Boy.
Cyborg was outside the door that lead to the Batcave. There was a code machine beside it and if entered correctly, the door would open.
Cyborg was so keen on getting in, that he tried every code he could think of:
The other Titans were now clothed again.
“Dude, Bruce told us not to go into the Batcave!” snapped Robin.
“Dude, he’ll be gone for a week, he won’t know,” protested Cyborg. “Now what is the code? You’ve been in there loads of times.”
“No!” said Robin. “Now come on! Let’s play with the Go-Karts.”
The Titans were now racing on the Go-Karts on the track. Cyborg had attached a lead from his tablet to the speakers and it was playing the main theme to “Super Mario Kart”.
Beast Boy was heading for the finish line, that was until he stopped.
It was Raven using her powers to stop Beast Boy in his tracks. Raven then passed the finish line and was the winner.
“I won, bi-otch,” she said to Beast Boy.
“You cheated,” said Beast Boy.
“That’s what you get for not only scaring us, but for pissing in the pool,” replied Raven.
That night after dinner, the gang made it to the bar to get drunk. Raven even brought some weed with her.
“Anybody wanna hit this?” asked Raven as she had the bong ready.
“I would be hitting of this narcotic,” said Starfire.
The alien was ready to toke as Raven light the bong. Starfire smoked it.
“This is pretty good……. Feces,” said Starfire, she didn’t want to swear.
Starfire smoked more and more and more. The others were high, but Starfire wasn’t. Drugs had no effect on Tamarians. She felt left out.
Later that night, Beast Boy was watching late night programming on the massive TV.
“Oh yeah. Yeah, baby! Oh man, this is hot!” he said, as he had a box of tissues ready.
He was getting turned on the by the images.
“Beast Boy?” asked Raven.
“ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” cried Beast Boy as he pulled his pants up. “This isn’t what it looks like!”
Raven saw what Beast Boy was watching:
A Nature Documentary about the mating season of lions.
Raven smiled slightly.
“Come here, I wanna show you something.”
Raven brought Beast Boy to one of the bedrooms.
Beast Boy was on the bed.
Raven then came out of the bathroom wearing a sexy outfit.
She was dressed in a blue tube top, mini skirt and boots.
Yes, Raven was dressed like Jill Valentine from Resident Evil.
Beast Boy just drooled like crazy.
“Since we’re in a mansion and Resident Evil is my favourite game, I thought ‘Why the Hell not’,” said Raven.
She then got on top of Beast Boy and they made out like crazy.
From outside their room, the sounds of animal noises could be heard.
But Beast Boy and Raven weren’t the only ones getting action.
In Robin and Starfire’s room, Starfire was dressed in a red jacket, shorts and boots. She also had her hair tied back. Yes, she was Claire Redfield from Resident Evil.
“You look so much like the character from the game,” said Robin with delight. “Unlike those terrible live action movies where Claire looked NOTHING like her video game counterpart, and the director spent most of the focus on his wife rather than the actual characters from the game!”
But Robin’s anger subsided as Starfire kissed him. Then they had a night of passionate lovemaking.
Meanwhile, Cyborg was still at the door that lead to the Batcave.
He was trying more codes:
As the Titans slept, outside the Manor, the Control Freak was lurking. He had followed the Titans to the Manor. He couldn’t get in and decided to search the area all over.
He searched and searched for hours, and then saw the big waterfall that was right behind the garden of the Manor.
He wondered and made his way through the river, pass the waterfall and climbed up the rocks to the cave. He climbed inside and noticed that there was a metal grated floor. He began to walk forward and then……
HE FOUND IT!
“The Batcave!” he exclaimed.
The alarm went off!
“INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!”
The lights went on and the Control Freak saw the massive Batcomputer, the Batsuits and the Batmobile itself.
“This is my greatest accomplishment yet!” he boasted as he pulled out his Smartphone and began to take a video of himself in the Batcave.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I, the Control Freak, the greatest villain to the Teen Titans, have found the Batcave. I was right all along, Bruce Wayne IS the Batman! And I will play with his toys.”
The Titans woke up and ran to the door of the Batcave, where they saw a sleeping Cyborg on his chair.
He woke up and cried “It wasn’t me! I swear!”
Starfire and Raven were in their normal clothes.
“We have to get inside the Batcave,” said Robin.
He was about to enter the code in, until he looked at the other Titans. They all turned around and Robin put the code in.
The door then opened to reveal the long staircase to the Batcave.
The Titans then made their way down. They, except for Robin, looked at the place in amazement.
“It is so beautiful,” said Cyborg who began to cry with joy.
They could hear the Batmobile roaring off into the night.
“Oh no!” cried Robin as they all ran down to where the Batmobile was, but they were too late.
The vehicle was gone. And so was one of the Batsuits.
Then they saw the clothes of the culprit just lying on the floor.