Naoya Toudou has added Tatsuya Suou, Maya Amano, Minato Arisato, Minako Arisato, Yu Narukami, Ren Amamiya, Shin Kanzato, Kazuya Minegishi and Hibiki Kuze to the chat
Naoya has changed his nickname to NaoNya
NaoNya: Ye boi
Tatsuya: Delete that. Right now.
Yu: Well, I like his nickname...
Ren: You would
Minato has changed Yu's nickname to BowlCutBitch
BowlCutBitch: :( Why???
Minato: 'Cause I can
BowlCutBitch: But I don't even have a bowlcut tho...?
Minako has changed her nickname to KickassPrincess
KickassPrincess: You do tho
Minato: Have I ever mentioned how much I love my sister?
KickassPrincess has changed Minato's nickname to Minty
KickassPrincess: Love you too bro
Maya: What a wonderful sibling relationship!
BowlCutBitch: Are you just gonna ignore the fact that they're teaming up to bully me?
BowlCutBitch: Who the fuck are you?
Shin has changed his nickname to DoIEvenExist
Tatsuya: Probably not
Kazuya: You sound like you're having an existential crisis
DoIEvenExist: I am. Always.
Maya: Are you guys okay?
Kazuya: Definitely not
Ren: Sudden change of topic, but I'm really jealous of Minato and Minako... I wish I had a twin...
Hibiki: I can be your twin if you want! I mean we look a lot alike!
KickassPrincess: Tbh most people don't think we're twins. 9 times outta 10 they think Minato and Kazuya are the twins...
BowlCutBitch: I can see it tbh
BowlCutBitch: Both have blue hair, both have blue eyes, both have emo haircuts, both always wear headphones, both have resting bitchfaces
Maya: Oh! It's true! I can see it now!
NaoNya: H A
Minty: Fuck off Naoya, you have an earring kink
Hibiki: HE FUCKING WHAT?!
NaoNya: NO I DON'T
NaoNya: STOP SPREADING FALSE SLANDER
Minty: Nah, it's fun
Ren: Very true
NaoNya: Wow, fuck all of you
Tatsuya: No thanks, I have a boyfriend
Ren: All right, no need to gloat
KickassPrincess: Well, if you grew some balls and actually asked Yusuke out, you'd have a boyfriend
Ren: But it's scary
Tatsuya: Look, Minako, Yu, Hibiki and I are in relationships because we actually worked up our nerve and asked them.
Minty: What about me? I'm in a relationship too
NaoNya: Yea, but your boyfriend lived inside you for ten years, you're a special case
Kazuya: I'm sorry, his boyfriend what?
KickassPrincess: Long story, don't ask
DoIEvenExist: Do we even want to know???
Hibiki: Sounds kinda kinky... :/
Minty: It's nothing like that!
Ren: Sounds fake but okay
Tatsuya: Aaaaanyway, the message to all of you is basically: stop being pussies and confess already
Tatsuya: Especially you, Maya
Tatsuya: Yes, you
Tatsuya: You share an apartment with your crush and yet you haven't even made a single move
BowlCutBitch: What do you say to that?
Maya: I, uh
Ren: Plead the fifth
Maya: Yes, that
DoIEvenExist: Moving on, Naoya, why did you make this chat? We already have a chat???
NaoNya: I'm aware. But that chat is for serious protagonist stuff and this one is for like... I dunno, memes and gay shit?
Ren: Story of my life tbh
Tatsuya: Can I leave?
NaoNya: No, you're here forever
NaoNya: Sooooo, can those of you who haven't given yourselves nicknames yet give yourselves nicknames and get into the memeing spirit? Pls?
Kazuya: 'Memeing spirit'?
Ren: Merry Mememas, everybody!
Ren has changed his nickname to FluffyThiefBoi
Hibiki has changed his nickname to BunnyBoi
FluffyThiefBoi: That reminds me, where did you get that bunny eared hoodie? I want one
Kazuya has changed his nickname to HeadphoneOverlord
HeadphoneOverlord: Are you gonna buy one or steal one?
FluffyThiefBoi: No comment
FluffyThiefBoi: Anyway, hoodie, want one, where do I get?
BunnyBoi: Fuck no, I ain't telling. You may be my honourary twin, but bunny hoodies are my thing
FluffyThiefBoi: But I want a thing...
BunnyBoi: You already have a thing: sexy glasses
BunnyBoi: V e r y
Minty: Get a room
BunnyBoi: I have a boyfriend, nasty
NaoNya: That's gay
BunnyBoi: You're gay
NaoNya: Shit I've been Exposed
Maya has changed her nickname to ThinkPositiveBitches
ThinkPositiveBitches: Sorry I took so long, my boss called me in for another lecture
Tatsuya: I hate her so much
KickassPrincess: Ignore the bitch
HeadphoneOverlord: Kill the bitch
DoIEvenExist: Kazuya no
HeadphoneOverlord: Kazuya yes
FluffyThiefBoi: Want me to change her heart???
ThinkPositiveBitches: That's sweet of you, but it's okay, I'll deal with it. Thanks guys <3
DoIEvenExist: It okay :)
ThinkPositiveBitches: Thank you, Shin
KickassPrincess: You okay?
DoIEvenExist: sokmeone xctually refmenbrred ym namee
DoIEvenExist: Ii feell ssoo blessd
Minty: Holy shit, dude, I'm sorry for teasing, are you okay???
BowlCutBitch: I'm sorry for changing the subject but, uh, Naoya? Why can't I change my nickname? It won't let me?
NaoNya: I dunno?
NaoNya: That's weird? You should be able to?
BowlCutBitch: I can't tho?
NaoNya: Minato what did you do?
BowlCutBitch: What did you do?
BowlCutBitch: What the hell did you do?
Minty: Plead the fifth
BowlCutBitch: What the fuck did you do?!
Minty: Hey, Tatsuya, why haven't you changed your nickname yet?
DoIEvenExist: He dodged the question...
BowlCutBitch: DON'T DODGE THE FUCKING QUESTION
Tatsuya: Can't think of anything to change my nickname to
ThinkPositiveBitches has changed Tatsuya's nickname to Vroom
Vroom: It'll do
Vroom: Shut up
NaoNya: Meanie >:'(
NaoNya has renamed the chat to Protag Meme Party
Minty: Oh god
Vroom: Kill me
ThinkPositiveBitches: Okay then!
Vroom: Wait what?
DoIEvenExist: Holy shit
KickassPrincess: I can't believe Tatsuya is fucking dead you guys