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How can we fight if we don't have Internet?

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April 29, 20XX

9:01 PM

~~~ Ren Amamiya created a group chat ~~~

~~~ Ren Amamiya added Ligaya Monteverra and Futaba Sakura to the group ~~~

 

Ligaya: really?

Ligaya: only us?

Ren: yeah, you can add the rest

Ren: also you, me, and Futaba are admins

Ligaya: ok

Ligaya: before I'll continue, do we really need to do this?

Ren: yes

 

~~~ Ligaya Monteverra added Hana Nono and Shouyo Hinata to the group ~~~

 

Hana: hi guys

Hana: thnx for adding us here

Hana: wassup?

Shouyo: who's that?

Ligaya: Futaba?

Shouyo: ya, I mean why is she here?

Ren: she asked me to join here since Ligaya-san and I helped her

Ligaya: pls call me Liag

Ligaya: but tru

Shouyo: what help?

Ren: secret

Shouyo: come on explain it to us

Hana: idk whats going on but pls tell us 

Ren: how can we explain this liag?

Ligaya: OK THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

Ligaya: ALL OF YOU, meet me at Cafe Leblanc tom after school

Ligaya: Ren will introduce Futaba to you, they will be your guides 

Ligaya: and I will be your storyteller there

Shouyo: ok, but we are not your children 

Ligaya: then do you want to know how we awakened our personas?

Hana: I want to know

Shouyo: oh come on Nono-chan

Hana: Hinata-kun, you're really a stubborn

Shouyo: no I'm not

Hana: then... how will you react...

Hana: when I told everyone in this chat one time...

Shouyo: Nono-chan pleeaasshh

Ligaya: is it about running fast on his bike?

Ren: and fell onto the trashcan?

Shouyo: how do you know this!?

Ren: I saw that 

Ligaya: I saw that too, before Hana told me

Ligaya: when did we saw that scene? 

Ligaya: like 3 weeks ago?

Ren: the 2nd day of 1st week to school =D

Shouyo: AMAMIYA-SENPAI!

Hana: now now, don't deny! they already knew HOW that mishap happened

Ligaya: wait until I'll tell Futaba-chan! XD

Shouyo: pls don't tell everyone

Shouyo: just

Shouyo: D O N' T

Shouyo: Nono-Chan, you're going to pay for this!

Hana: try me

Ren: there they go, our children are fighting again

Shouyo: We are Not your children!

Hana: only you, Hinata-kun

Shouyo: for another time, Nono-chan!

Ligaya: speaking of Futaba, when will she online?

Shouyo: just wait

Ren: IDK

Hana: then catch me if i'm fallin' in love :P

Ligaya: she had other plans, right?

Shouyo: STOP

Ren: she texted me 'scheduled for tom. erly mornin'

Shouyo: JOKING

Ligaya: dnt tll me, 3 am?

Shouyo: ME

Ren: yeah, mybe

Shouyo: RIGHT

Ren: she is also doing her research

Ren: and the other dimension

Shouyo: NOW

Ligaya: is she doing her homework?

 

(...to be continued)

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APRIL 29, 20XX

 

Ren: yes 

Hana: what H.W.?

Ligaya: English 

Hana: thnx <3

Shouyo: oh yeah, how did I forgot?

Shouyo: CRAP! IDK ANY OF THIS ENG. SUBJ.

Ligaya: do you want me to help you?

Shouyo: YES! thank you so much, Monteverra-san!

Ligaya: call me Liag for short

Ligaya: also i hate to say by calling surnames which is...

Ligaya: who are same age, younger, or older than me

Ren: lesson learned: respect

Ligaya: thanks kuya senpai! <3

Hana: will you pls tutor me in english too? pls

Ligaya: sure no problem

Shouyo: Speak. Of. The. Devil. 

Ligaya: Ren-Senpai, Makoto is in your section, right?

Ren: Makoto Tachibana? yes why?

Ligaya: pls tell him about this GC, Im going to add him soon

Ligaya: im sure he wasn't aware of this

Ligaya: the topic "how persona-users formed into a group"

Hana: you mean the jungian psychology and demon-what-now?

Ren: how about Futaba?

Ligaya: tom. 

Ligaya: im logging off

Ligaya: bye

 

~~ [Ligaya is now Offline] ~~

 

Ren: mee too

Ren: Coffee Dad's calling me 

Ren: bye

 

~~ [Ren is now Offline] ~~

~~ [Hana is now Offline] ~~

~~ [Shouyo is now Offline] ~~

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April 29, 20XX

11:47

 

~~ [Futaba is now Online] ~~

~~~ Futaba  renamed the GroupChat "How Can We Fight If We Don't Have Internet?" ~~~

 

Futaba: FUCK YOU BITCHES! 

Futaba: I HAD MADE A BARRIER FOR THIS CHAT 

Futaba: SO EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL NEVER ESCAPE THIS HELL!!!

Futaba: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Futaba: I'm going to learn how to become a devil

 

~~ [Futaba is now Offline] ~~

 


 

Then she deleted her every recent text, so she didn't leave every evidence behind. 

Fortunately, recent people here in this chat did not read her text.

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May 5, 2020

 

Ren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shouyo: Dude, what happened?

Ren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Futaba: ren-ren's screaming

Ren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Futaba: Liag wants Mara

Hana: MECHOKKU?!? WHAT?!?

Futaba: and she wants that so badly that she wants to keep that thingy

Shouyo: anyways who's mara?

Ren: NVR

Ren: I WILL NEVER TELL ANYONE WHAT IS THAT! 

Futaba: burt ren

Ren: No futaba

Futaba: aww so sad =(

Ren: promise you will never mentioned that M-PERSONA?

Ren: ill treat you curry

Futaba: ookkkkaaaaayyyyy fiiiiiiinnnnnneeeee

Ren: good 

Shouyo: hana do you really know who is Mara?

Hana: I dunno

Hana: just sayin

Ren: im going to order some weapons to use 

Shouyo: ill go with pair of kunais

Hana: I want a croquet mallet

Shouyo: but you're a navigator

Shouyo: and that's different from being a precure warrior

Hana: then doesn't that mean I don't need weapons too? 

Futaba: fair point

Ren: how bout Tetsuya

Hana: Ill go tell him 

Futaba: I need a heavy upgrade for my computer hardware

Hana: tetsuya'ds katana

Ren: wishlists accepted

Shouyo: so how much in all? 

Ren: around 1,990 yen?

Shouyo: dude, are you even computing

Ren: not exact

Shouyo: then were screwed up if we dont have enough money to purchase then

Hana: shrimpys right ren

Ren: well we need to save up money for now

Futaba: lemme guess by working both on you to cafe LeBlanc?

Ren: 

Futaba: THEN GO TO WORK RENRENFUCKER

 

 

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"I have a simple yet surprising surprise thingy here in my room."

Ren said proudly, handling his phone in front of him, setting a video call to Futaba, who is in her classmate's (Hana) house with the other members of the phantom team's 1st years plus Min.

"What do you mean, senpai?" Shouyo asked. He, Futaba, Hana, Tetsuya, Ligaya,  and Min (being one year younger than them) watched curiously on the vidcall Ren's recording to Futaba's laptop, as the vid darkened.

"Is it new weapons?" Min asked.

"Nope" Ren's voice answered.

"Cute stuff that Makoto gave you?" Tetsuya questioned.

"Guess again"

Then Shouyo asked with a wide smile.

"Some pictures about your girlfriend tied up for sex?" 

...

Then the room felt silent

...

"EWW! SHOUYO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!"

The others screamed at him for answering that adult answer. 

"What? At least I can see that!" 

"JUST THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN SHOU!" Hana screamed at him while covering Min's ears.

"Time's up!" Alarmed Ren. "All Wrong! Especially you Shouyo."

Shouyo grumbled.

"Behold, The answer is... THIS!"

Just as he opened the attic's lights, there are three posters on top of his bed.

The first poster, much to Hana's surprise, shows together with her picture and a boyish brunette, dancing. They are all in dancing school clothes with some of their precure elements. The themes are colors pink and purple, much for the girlish elements.

The second poster, like from the first, shows 2 goggle-heads, one is the green-haired with an ahoge, and the other is the big-spiked hair. Their clothes also are in dancing-school hoodies. Their digimons, however also danced with their partners. The themes are colors blue, green, and red, much to the digital or boyish elements.

 And the third poster is different from the others, which is more surprising! It was an all boys, in 2 groups, dressed in ridiculous magical-boy costumes. It might be a crossover to Ligaya's guess.

Everyone, including Tetsuya (because sometimes an emo needs emotions) screamed mixed with excitement and shocked what the fuck was that.

Futaba and Ligaya, in otaku mode: "'PrettyCure All Stars: Dancing Love Night'; 'Digimon Live: Dancing Lights Night'; and 'Boueibu Q' ?" 

Shouyo, on the other hand: "WHATTHEHECKISGOINGON?!?"

"Any ideas of what happened Hana-san? " Min asked. But when she saw the pink cure just stood at the laptop with a weird look "uh... Senpai?"

"I can't believe this is real" Tetsu in his normal mode.

Somehow Hana's head bowed down with a determination on her face. "It looks like someone spoke up." With a smirk on her face, Hana heads up, went to the window, and yelled:

"TOEI! PLEASE MAKE THOSE THINGS A REALITY! I DON'T CARE IF WE FUCKED UP THOSE SPINOFFS OR WHAT!" 

"What the-? Hana, are you serious? " Ligaya asked

"Yeah, like I really want that so bad." Hana turned to everyone with a smile and a scratch on her back of the neck.

"But thats not all" said Ren, trying to get their attention. "There's also-"

But Ligaya interrupted him with a smile: "Ren, I have a favor to ask

Then with a combination of furious and annoyed look: "Go. The. Fuck. to. Sleep."