Chapter 1: Akira why.
I really wanted to make a group chat between Persona 3, 4 and 5 so here I go. Regarding some things:
There is no timeline and if there was it’d be messed up, though I guess PQ And 2 is canon when we get into further chapters?? Who knows cause I don’t.
This is basically just a chat fic of all the persona wielders being derps so have fun.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 21st, XXXX
-Akira Kurusu created Group Chat-
Minato Arisato: Akira, what the hell is this?
Akira Kurusu: A group chat, you know, to keep in touch
Yu Narukami: Oh
Yu Narukami: So, this is how we’ll keep each other updated on things?
Akira Kurusu: Yep, can’t all communicate from different towns or cities
Minato Arisato: Seems reasonable then.
Akira Kurusu: Buuuuut. There’s needs to be some tiny edits to do
Yu Narukami: As in?
- Akira Kurusu changed his nickname to SmoothCriminal -
- SmoothCriminal changed Yu Narukami’s nickname to SilverBowl -
- SmoothCriminal changed Minato Arisato’s nickname to I LIIIIIVE -
I LIIIIIVE: Akira.
SilverBowl: Akira what are you doing?
- SmoothCriminal changed Group Chat name to Just a bunch of edgy Bisexuals -
I LIIIIIVE: Oh god wait.
Smooth Criminal: And now Hilarity ensues
- Smooth Criminal added SharkBoy , SugarSpiceAndWhip , PrinceLoser , and 20 others-
I LIIIIIVE: Gdi.
I LIIIIIVE: You know, piss poor on me for thinking you would be serious
SilverBowl: Honestly, I saw this coming
SmoothCriminal: What do you mean? This is very serious! Just decided to make things a bit more entertaining though
SugarSpiceAndWhip: So going by the chat name, you made a group of all us for shits and giggles?
SmoothCriminal: Yeah, I insisted on it
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Seems legit
I LIIIIIVE: Okay but who all did you invite.
SmoothCriminal: Really, everybody with a phone
DaMan: Wait, then who gave Aigis a phone?
I LIIIIIVE: Needed to talk to her somehow.
DaMan: Ok reasonable
Aigis: The amount of people in this chat is quite enormous.
DaMan: How did you respond so fast?!
Aigis: I have connected my body controls to the phone for maximum use.
PrinceLoser: That's some cool tech
SmoothCriminal: Futaba, don't hack her I stg
SharkBoy: Course she actually considered it
PrinceLoser: Wait a min, how did you get all our numbers anyways?
Yukari T.: Took the words right out of my mouth
SmoothCriminal: Oh Futaba did it
MemeQueen: Few google searches and breaking firewalls, not that hard really I hacked through way worst
PrinceLoser: I only met you for a minute and I’m already scared of you
I LIIIIIVE: Reading over these nicknames, they're stupid as hell.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Excuse me, I spent 5 minutes coming up with this name
SilverBowl: I mean, it’s not that bad. Some of them are pretty good
SilverBowl: Wait I just noticed my name, why bowl?
SmoothCriminal: Don’t @ me
SilverBowl: BUT WHY
SmoothCriminal: CAUSE WHO WEARS A BOWL CUT ANYMORE?!
SilverBowl: I DO AND IT’S FASHIONABLE
SmoothCriminal: BITCH I'M THE KING OF FASHION AND I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A CRIME TO WEAR IT!
PrinceLoser: I think it's really nice…
SuperMeatGirl: Sure you doo
PrinceLoser: Oh shut up
SilverBowl: THANK YOU YOSUKE
SmoothCriminal: You know, it's not saying much coming from a guy who fell into a trashcan
SharkBoy: HE WHAT
MemeQueen: I'm wHEEZING
I LIIIIIVE: That is disappointing.
PrinceLoser: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!
PrinceLoser: Partner! Why?!!
SilverBowl: Okay, you have to admit it was really funny
SuperMeatGirl: It’s Hilarious!!
SharkBoy: I can’t breathe...
SmoothCriminal: I died when he told me lol
PrinceLoser: I feel so betrayed…
- MemeQueen changed PrinceLoser’s nickname to TrashBoi -
TrashBoi: Ok, now that's just insulting
MemeQueen: Doing it for the culture
SmoothCriminal: I never been more proud
DaMan: I leave for 2 minutes and I missed out on quality content
TrashBoi: Shut up.
TrashBoi: Well at least it couldn't get any worst
TeddyBear: Oh boy! A chat!
- TeddyBear changed his nickname to LusciousHair -
TrashBoi: Oh dear god.
SuperMeatGirl: Oh dear god.
Yukari T.: Who gave him a phone!?
SuperMeatGirl: Yeah Yosuke, who gave him a phone. Hmm?
TrashBoi: HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT SO I DID
SilverBowl: You also didn't think that he would figure out how to use it
SuperMeatGirl: He never thinks tho
TrashBoi: Please don't do this…
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Is this something I should be worried bout?
- DaMan changed Yukari T.’s nickname to WalmartKatness -
WalmartKatness: You don't even know…
WalmartKatness: Also why is this my name?!
DaMan: I mean, am I wrong?
WalmartKatness: I will slap you.
DaMan: Could you not?
I LIIIIIVE: He really isn't wrong though.
Aigis: Is this what you call an epic burn?
WalmartKatness: I will leave you all dead in Tartarus.
LusciousHair: Oh my! Even my lovely Aigis is here!
LusciousHair: Is this chat just filled with beautiful ladies? I think my beary heart will just stop!
WalmartKatness: Yeah no I'm done. Not doing this.
- WalmartKatness left the group-
- I LIIIIIVE added WalmartKatness -
I LIIIIIVE: If I'm suffering, so are you.
SmoothCriminal: Now see? This is all getting along just fine
SilverBowl: This is getting along fine?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira, you been hanging out with Futaba too much
SmoothCriminal: Have not!!
I LIIIIIVE: If she made you this unbearable then yes you have
LusciousHair: Nice bear joke!
I LIIIIIVE: Don't.
SmoothCriminal: Know what, you guys are just jealous of my creative skill level!
SilverBowl: Not really
SharkBoy: Futaba, stay away from Akira for a while
MemeQueen: Hey, he's my brother! I can't help if he converts to the meme side!
SuperMeatGirl: Meme side?
WalmartKatness: Is that even a thing?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yes. Yes it is.
SharkBoy: She has a kingdom and everything
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well if you call a clustered up room a kingdom, then yeah
TrashBoi: Idk if that's weird or not
WalmartKatness: Mostly weird
MemeQueen: WELCOME TO MEMETOPIA BITCHES!
MemeQueen: WHERE EVERYTHING OF ALL AGES IS WELCOMED FROM ME GUSTA TO LIGMA!
DaMan: I kinda actually want to join
TrashBoi: I do and don't at the same time
I LIIIIIVE: ….
Aigis: What is…. Ligma?
I LIIIIIVE: Just kill me again.
Here's the usernames for everybody, some spoilers but not really:
Minato: I LIIIIIVE
Chapter 2: Wait.
Kanji doesn't know shit and getting off topic is really easy
Yet another chapter! 2 in one day, I was prepared my dudes. I ain't got much to say so here we go!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 22nd, XXXX
BENT: What the fuck is on my phone right now
JapaneseKatyPerry: Lol language
SmoothCriminal: The most greatest group chat in all of existence
BENT: Oh k AND DON'T LANGUAGE ME WOMAN
SmoothCriminal: Now I like you, you easily accepted this
DetectivePrince: SEEM WE MISSED A BIT IN CHAT
JapaneseKatyPerry: O? Naoto here too?
PrinceLoser: Oh GOD I forgot she texted like that
I LIIIIIVE: I didn't think this would actually be a continuous thing.
SmoothCriminal: Stop denying it Minato
I LIIIIIVE: But
I LIIIIIVE: Being pessimistic is a skill of mine
Queen: Akira, why did you make this.
SmoothCriminal: Why do you assume I made it!? Could've been Yu! Or even Ryuji!
SilverBowl: Why did you drag me into this?
Queen: I only know because Ryuji told me you made it
SmoothCriminal: Seems legit
SharkBoy: Was I not supposed to tell her?
SmoothCriminal: She was supposed to find out herself but you can't shut up so idk what I was expecting
BENT: Wait, wait. So who is who?
DaMan: You really can't tell?
BENT: I CAN! I just… needed to make sure, that's all
JapaneseKatyPerry: He has no clue
BENT: SHUT UP RISE
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh he has one clue
SmoothCriminal: Well just so you know, I'm Fuckboy, nice to meet you
BENT: Oh hey Akira
SugarSpiceAndWhip: God no hesitation!
SmoothCriminal: …….He must’ve backlogged to look
BENT: Sure let's go with that
DetectivePrince: I AM NAOTO
JapaneseKatyPerry: Yeah I think we could tell
PrinceLoser: No problem there
SilverBowl: Naoto please don't text until you find the caps lock button
SmoothCriminal: ….. Her name is triggering
Queen: It’s a long story….
PrinceLoser: I mean we got time so
SilverBowl: We get off topic so easily
SwordMom: Okay so 1. My phone has been buzzing non stop for the past damn day and 2. You would think the names would be obvious
BENT: Well shit I'm sorry I don't have the smarts!
SmoothCriminal: Ok Now this is someone who needs to say their name
SmoothCriminal: Half this chat is smol beans
I LIIIIIVE: It’s Fuuka
I LIIIIIVE: Please run while you still can, you too mom.
SwordMom: Why do you insist on calling me that?
PrinceLoser: I mean
PrinceLoser: It’s in your name
DaMan: Mitsuru we already discussed this, you're team mom
I LIIIIIVE: It has been written and it is law.
SwordMom: I didn't agree to any of this
SmoothCriminal: I didn't agree to a lot of things but look at me now
SwordMom: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
SmoothCriminal: Honestly not really
I LIIIIIVE: For the love of-
I LIIIIIVE: Naoto why do you keep spamming me to add you?
DetectivePrince: I AM NOT?...
I LIIIIIVE: Then explain who the hell is this?
-I LIIIIIVE added DetectivePrince to the chat-
SmoothCriminal: W A I T.
DetectivePrince: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS.
Soooooooo he's alive and back. Yeah
I was tempted to not add Akechi cause I don't like him. Like, at all. But I needed to include everyone so.
Leave in the comments if you have suggestions for a chapter and yeah! Byyye
Chapter 3: I sense a Disturbance
*Akira, points at Akechi*: Ah, you are Mother fucker?
I actually found writing Akechi quite amusing so this won't be as bad as I thought it would, enjoy!
PS: Do you guys like the huge spaces between each line or not? Lemme know
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 22nd, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: Naoto. Please for the love of god, tell me that is a backup account.
DetectivePrince: Hello Gals and Pals
SmoothCriminal: GET THE FUCK OUT!
DetectivePrince: OKAY WHY DO YOU HATE ME
SmoothCriminal: YOU KILLED ME
DetectivePrince: AND YOU CAME BACK
DaMan: I feel like there's some tension
SmoothCriminal: OH NO FUCKING SHIT
SilverBowl: Hold up
SilverBowl: Is that the guy you told me about? The pancake backstabbing motherfucking fake ass detective?
SmoothCriminal: TO THE LAST E
PrinceLoser: Wait, so is he why the name is so triggering?
SmoothCriminal: Y E S
DetectivePrince: Idk if that title is hurtful or accurate
SharkBoy: Why not both.
DetectivePrince: I can live with that
Queen: Why are you here!? We thought you died!
DetectivePrince: Back from the dead bitches and better than ever
DetectivePrince: Oh hush, you couldn't live without your local Detective Prince around
SmoothCriminal: Actually I could CAUSE HE WAS THE ONE TO KILL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
DetectivePrince: XCUSE ME BUT
DetectivePrince: Y DO U HAVE MY NAME?
DetectivePrince: Cause I'm the detective prince, who the hell are you?
DetectivePrince: THE REAL DETECTIVE PRINCE.
DetectivePrince: Yeah right, haven't you heard the name Akechi Goro?
BENT: Um have you not heard of Naoto Shirogane?!
DetectivePrince: Well shit.
SmoothCriminal: You're not even deserving of her title.
DetectivePrince: Well whatcha gonna do about it cause I'm not changing it
SharkBoy: Oh wait!
SharkBoy: I GOT THIS!
- SharkBoy changed DetectivePrince’s nickname to DetectivePrick -
SugarSpiceAndWhip: As fuck
DetectivePrick: WRONG ONE
DetectivePrince: HA Lmao I always liked you Ryuji
DaMan: Wow you had one job and failed
SharkBoy: GOD DAMNIT, HOLD ON!
- SharkBoy changed DetectivePrick’s nickname to RealDetectivePrince and DetectivePrince’s nickname to FuckOff-
RealDetectivePrince: Y THANK U
FuckOff: I take it back.
SharkBoy: I don't care
SmoothCriminal: Here's an better idea, can he get the fuck off our chat?
SwordMom: He is causing a disturbance
I LIIIIIVE: Awwww, I actually find his presence amusing though.
I LIIIIIVE: Because he annoys the shit outta you.
SmoothCriminal: Oh don't even go there, I will kick you too
I LIIIIIVE: Please do, you'll be blessing me.
MemeQueen: I know a way to get back at him
SmoothCriminal: PM ME NOW.
I LIIIIIVE: It really can't get any worse than this.
SilverBowl: I wouldn't tempt him
Queen: We are talking about Akira and Futaba
I LIIIIIVE: Oh please.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yeeeeeah those two will think up some shit
I LIIIIIVE: Like what.
- SmoothCriminal added Minako to the chat-
I LIIIIIVE: Oh.
I LIIIIIVE: FUCK.
Minako: It's Britney Bitch.
AND WE HAVE ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST ADDED AS WELL!
So 3 things:
1. Akechi did kill Akira, he just came back from the dead just like Minato and otherd
2. Basically every dead person came back from the dead y'all
3. More characters will get their moments to show, I imagine they either refuse to acknowledge this chat or are just busy
Again, leave a comment for any ideas and I'll catch you guys later!
Chapter 4: Torture
Minato started a Kickstart to save him from this chat
I love Minako way too much, I just imagine her as a troll and sweetheart at the same time. Let's see how this goes.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 22nd, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: You never told me you have a sister
I LIIIIIVE: You were NEVER. SUPPOSED. TO. KNOW.
Minako: Wow, practically twins and you never told them about me
I LIIIIIVE: Don’t even start with me.
I LIIIIIVE: Oh my god.
DaMan: It’s great to talk to you again, how long has it been?
Minako: Waaaay too long!
SmoothCriminal: Ohohoh this is going to be grand
DaMan: Lemme go tell everybody else you’re online!
I LIIIIIVE: Please don’t!
SilverBowl: Wait, you have a sister Minato
Minako: I guess since my dear brother never told you guys about me, I may as well introduce myself
Minako: My name is Arisato Minako: The better haired, body, personality, and practically everything else of Minato
I LIIIIIVE: YOU SPIT NOTHING BUT LIES.
Minako: Oh come on Brotheeeeeeer!
I LIIIIIVE: Not that shit again!
SilverBowl: It’s nice to meet you, I’m Yu
SmoothCriminal: And you know me, the handsome Akira
Minako: Great to FINALLY meet you too
I LIIIIIVE: So this was your way to get back at me Akira.
SmoothCriminal: Yep, for adding Pancake Mother Fucker
FuckOff: I’M STILL HERE
SmoothCriminal: THEN LEAVE!
I LIIIIIVE: OMFG SHE KEEPS SENDING ME LIQUID SNAKE CLIPS OF HIM SAYING “BROTHER”
Minako: It’s not brother, it’s BROTHEEEEEEER
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well we warned you Akira would find a way
MemeQueen: Hey! I helped 2!
Minako: Oh? I don’t think we met?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: We haven’t, my name is Ann!
SmoothCriminal: She’s part of my group, it also consists of Ryuji, Makoto, Futaba, and others who are not yet here
Minako: Nice to get to know you all!
FuckOff: Didn’t you forget me!?
I LIIIIIVE: STOP MAKING FRIENDS WITH HER
Minako: Wow, jelly much?
I LIIIIIVE: More like Crippling Depressed
SilverBowl: That’s nothing new honestly
SilverBowl: I have my own group here too but they’re just not here
SuperMeatGirl: I’m here! Just been watching in amusement
Yukiko: Me too
SilverBowl: Okay Chie I understand BUT WHEN DID YOU GET HERE YUKIKO
SuperMeatGirl: Yeah she’s been too busy laughing to actually say something
Yukiko: It’s all been too funny!
SilverBowl: Course it has
MemeQueen: I mean she’s not wrong
I LIIIIIVE: So my pain is funny
SmoothCriminal: You sure thought mine was
Minako: Minato don’t worry too much, nothing bad is going to happen
WalmartKatness: OMG JUNPEI WAS RIGHT
SmolBean: It really is Minako!
DaMan: I told you guys!!
I LIIIIIVE: Uuuuuuuuugh
Minako: Hi guys!!
SwordMom: It’s been quite a while Minako
ProteinDad: Hey there!
I LIIIIIVE: UUUUUUUUUGH
Aigis: It has been a long time Minako
EvenSmollerBean: Hey Minako!
I LIIIIIVE: EVEN KEN’S HERE!?!
Minako: Is everybody here?! This is great! But wait where’s-
DeadAss: Oh hey Mina
SmoothCriminal: You know, I’ve just been watching in amusement
I LIIIIIVE: Akira.
SmoothCriminal: You started this with Akechi
I LIIIIIVE: ……...Touche
FuckOff: WHAT DID I DO WRONG
SuperMeatGirl: Apparently a lot
SuperMeatGirl: Also brb cause Yukiko can’t breathe from her laughter
SilverBowl: Oh jeez, make sure she doesn’t die
SmoothCriminal: Speaking of death, Minako, did you die too?
Minako: Yep! But now I’m back!
SmolBean: We thought we lost the both of them
SwordMom: But somehow they got brought back, we still don’t know the details on how
SilverBowl: SO WAIT
SilverBowl: Out of me, Minako, Minato, and Akira, I’m the only one who hasn’t died!
SilverBowl: Am I missing out on something?
SmoothCriminal: Not really
I LIIIIIVE: Yes.
SilverBowl: Now I’m scared…. Does that mean I’m gonna die soon too?!
SharkBoy: Don’t worry, you’ll probably get brought back to life
DeadAss: That is a trending thing with the dead now apparently
ArtisticInspiration: My phone buzzed so much, it shook the table and spilled my paint everywhere
ProteinDad: That is one flimsy table
SmoothCriminal: Sorry Yusuke
MemeQueen: Oh great Inari’s here
ArtisticInspiration: It’s nice to chat with you too Futaba
ArtisticInspiration: Well now that I’m here, what did I miss
I LIIIIIVE: The end of my sanity
SmoothCriminal: One of the greatest revenges in history
ArtisticInspiration: Those sound like two completely different things
Queen: Consider the two different perspectives
ArtisticInspiration: ....... Okay who did what to Akira?
FuckOff: I think my appearance has to do something with it
ArtisticInspiration: And you are?
SilverBowl: One word: Pancakes
SmoothCriminal: Yeah, you may want to get used to him
PrinceLoser: Wow, this dude is like the Adachi of the group chat apparently
PrinceLoser: A traitor from our own adventure
ProteinDad: Seems like we all have our fair share of traitors
Queen: You guys had one to?
DaMan: Eh we don’t really speak of it…
SugarSpiceAndWhip: That’s reasonable
PrinceLoser: Seems like we’re all alike in some ways
EvenSmollerBean: Like had deaths in our groups
SilverBowl: Not really us but still
SharkBoy: WE ALL HAVE DOPE ASS PERSONAS
BENT: We all have pretty good friends
SilverBowl: Nice addition Kanji and welcome back
I LIIIIIVE: I’m considering cutting everyone off…
Aigis: Including me?
I LIIIIIVE: ...... Okay I’m cutting every human off.
WalmartKatness: Oh rude!
Minako: I know right! He just has no regard for others
MemeQueen: I have the perfect name for you
- MemeQueen changed Minako’s nickname to MinatoButWithBetterLegs -
I LIIIIIVE: Get me off this fucking chat.
Yeah Minato isn't exactly fond of Minako, for what reasons? We may never know..... or will we?
Why am I trying to put some plot into this? This is legit just something I type when I'm bored in school.
Anyways leave a comment as always for suggestions and see y'all later!
Chapter 5: Interview
Ken, why you starting up shit
Also: BIG BRO KANJI
More of a sweet chapter than plain randomness but it should still be good.
Also! Concerning who will be in this group chat: No confidants, background characters, or side series characters will be added (As much as I love Zen and Rei, Mishima, Nanako, and others, all those characters would be too much).
LET THE CHAPTER BEGIN
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 23rd, XXXX
EvenSmollerBean: So um…
EvenSmollerBean: This is awkward but…
I LIIIIIVE: What's up Ken?
EvenSmollerBean: I kinda need to interview somebody I look up to for a school project due in two days and…
EvenSmollerBean: I’m having a hard time choosing someone cause you all are so cool, so would anyone like to do it with me?..
SmoothCriminal: SAY NO MORE I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
I LIIIIIVE: Oh hell no. I'll do it with you Ken.
SilverBowl: Wait, that sounds fun, can I do it with him?
SmoothCriminal: Nope, already called dibs
SilverBowl: What?! How do you call dibs?? What if he wants to do it with me?!
SmoothCriminal: Highly doubt that since I'm the cooler one
I LIIIIIVE: Okay 1. He barely knows you Akira and 2. I don't trust either of you with him so I'm doing it with him.
EvenSmollerBean: Uh guys?
SmoothCriminal: What you mean you don't trust us?! I'm responsible!!
Queen: That's highly debatable
SmoothCriminal: :0!! What you mean?! Im the peak of responsibility!
SharkBoy: Says the man who spent all his yen on soda and cashed out every machine on the block
EvenSmollerBean: He what? Lol
SmoothCriminal: Those help us in the mementos, did it or did it not!?
ArtisticInspiration: Okay but we really did not need that much
SmoothCriminal: Yusuke, continue and it's no food for a week
SugarSpiceAndWhip: You also thought it would be a good idea to stick your knife in your gun
SmoothCriminal: Okay first off, knife-gun is my greatest creation of all time and it only backfired ONE TIME
MemeQueen: Into your face LOL
FuckOff: You also thought it would be a good idea to trust me
SmoothCriminal: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS
FluffySheep: Akira you really aren't that responsible, please just admit it
MemeQueen: Damn, even she called you out
SmoothCriminal: ;---; Haru, babe, not you too….
SmoothCriminal: Omfg Morg read the text and is spewing my ear off now...
I LIIIIIVE: And the Troupe has spoken.
SilverBowl: Wow me and Minato really are the responsible ones
I LIIIIIVE: Now hold up, never said you was anymore reliable
SilverBowl: Wait what?!
SilverBowl: What have I done?!
PrinceLoser: Ate food X despite my warnings
SuperMeatGirl: Yeah it's sweet that you considered our feelings but you looked like you was going to die
SilverBowl: I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE
Yukiko: I appreciate it
Yukiko: Oh! Didn't he use a golf club when he went into the TV world?
EvenSmollerBean: A golf club?
BENT: He did? The hell that was gonna do?
SilverBowl: It’s more effective than a chair!!
BENT: Would you say that if I whacked you with one?
JapaneseKatyPerry: Wow. Senpai isn't as bright as I thought he was
LusciousHair: Haha Senpai can be so dumb!
SilverBowl: I can't believe I'm getting attacked here..
SmoothCriminal: YEEEAH ROAST HIS ASS
SilverBowl: OH HUSH!
I LIIIIIVE: And yet my case is closed.
SilverBowl: Gimme a break, you must’ve done some dumb stuff before
I LIIIIIVE: Barely…
SmoothCriminal: She says otherwise
I LIIIIIVE: MINAKO I STG
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Lol fiiiiine, he has done dumnshit but I won't say what
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You lucky I love you enough to not put your ass on blast
DaMan: Aaaaw I was looking forward to that
I LIIIIIVE: Junpei!
SwordMom: Not going to lie, so was I
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I would say let me do it with you but
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Interviewing me is like doing it with Minato with slight differences so it doesn't matter much
I LIIIIIVE: Anyways, Ken just interview me, we'll get it quick and done
EvenSmollerBean: It’s a interview somebody you think is cool project from school
SharkBoy: Really, that's what this is all about?! Dude, interview me and it'll be the coolest one!!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: You're kidding me right? I'm a legit model, he should do it with me if anything
PrinceLoser: Oh please, let the Prince of Cool handle it
MemeQueen: And yet you changed your name back to PrinceLoser, huh TrashBoi?
PrinceLoser: QUIT IT!!
WalmartKatness: Kenny! You could've just asked me to interview!
EvenSmollerBean: Yeah but…
ProteinDad: Ken! I'll give you the most manly of interviews!!
ArtisticInspiration: As an Artist, I believe we could make quite the interview
Aigis: I am an actual robot.
BENT: Hey Ken, PM me real quick, trust me.
SmoothCriminal: Okay, can we all just agree that I'm being chosen?
I LIIIIIVE: SHUT
EvenSmollerBean: Uh….Okay Kanji…..
SmoothCriminal: OH COME ON GUYS
BENT: You doing alright there kid?
EvenSmollerBean: Feeling pressured really…
BENT: Yeah I can't blame ya
BENT: You don't have to choose against your will, just go with ya gut
BENT: Ya know?
EvenSmollerBean: Oh thanks Kanji!
EvenSmollerBean: Would it be okay if I interviewed you?
BENT: OH! Um sure I guess??
BENT: Though I ain't really that interesting I guess… Just a tailor and all…
EvenSmollerBean: That seems cool to me! Brings me back to when you fixed my shoelace
BENT: Heh yeah, you was terrified of me
EvenSmollerBean: Can you blame me?
BENT: Nah. Hold up, should we tell the others or?
EvenSmollerBean: I don't think so… Maybe after the project’s done
BENT: Cool with me
August 25th, XXXX
EvenSmollerBean: Hey guys!
I LIIIIIVE: Where'd you go?? Didn't you say the project was due in two days?
EvenSmollerBean: Yep! Told it to the class today and got an A!
SilverBowl: That's great! But… who did you interview?
SmoothCriminal: I'm already hurt cause it wasn't me!!
I LIIIIIVE: Akira shut it
SmoothCriminal: Back at ya
EvenSmollerBean: I interviewed Kanji
I LIIIIIVE: Weren't you scared of him?
EvenSmollerBean: That was in the past! He's cool and was okay with doing the project with me
SmoothCriminal: So wait
SmoothCriminal: You interviewed a small town tailor
SmoothCriminal: WHEN YOU COULD'VE DONE A CITY KNOWN SUAVE CRIMINAL?!
SmoothCriminal: …… Ok nvm I can see how that would end pretty bad and concerning
I LIIIIIVE: Could've seen that two days ago?
SmoothCriminal: I was too much in the moment
SilverBowl: Well at least you got it done and with a good grade, nice thing for Kanji to do
EvenSmollerBean: Yeah it was!
I LIIIIIVE: ……
SilverBowl: What's up man?
SmoothCriminal: I know what
SmoothCriminal: You butt hurt he didn't do it with you, ain't ya?
I LIIIIIVE: …...I mean, I knew him longer…..
EvenSmollerBean: Wanna do my science project with me?
I LIIIIIVE: ……..Yes.
Big bro Kanji coming to save the day! Honestly Kanji and Ken interactions were my favorite thing in Persona Q (Besides the Naoto and Kanji ones, heheheheh)
Btw writing Akira is the most entertaining thing for me to do so far cause he's basically Futaba but a bit more mature.
Y'all know the drill if you have suggestions and I will see y'all later!!
Chapter 6: Shipping Power Level: 9000+
Akira is every fangirl shipper out there..... The good ones I mean.
I did this couple cause I'm shipping trash as well so yeah.
Took a bit longer cause school stuff but eh, wasn't too long hopefully.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 27th, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: Ok! It's time to get serious!!
SmoothCriminal: Yu! Minato! Minako! Get on here!
I LIIIIIVE: What the hell you want Akira.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hello yello
SmoothCriminal: I am about to ask a serious question
SmoothCriminal: Who is fucking who?
I LIIIIIVE: I'm getting so sick of this.
SmoothCriminal: Oh come on!! I've been wondering this for the past 5 days, just tell me!!
SmoothCriminal: My shipping fuel is low!
I LIIIIIVE: Shipping fuel?
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: If it helps, I'm with Shinji~
SmoothCriminal: WHY THANK YOU MINAKO, I can see why you're the better twin
I LIIIIIVE: Akira remind me to punch you in the face 5x more than usual
SmoothCriminal: 0 x 5 is 0
I LIIIIIVE: …..
SilverBowl: He's not wrong
I LIIIIIVE: Touche.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Honestly now I'm curious too, who is fucking who
SmoothCriminal: EXACTLY, so Yu crack out a notebook and get to writing!
SilverBowl: Oh I already got some down, lemme go get it
I LIIIIIVE: Wait why.
SilverBowl: Double dates? And also I can't keep track of all these damn couples.
I LIIIIIVE: Oh
I LIIIIIVE: Well guess I have no choice in this.
I LIIIIIVE: This is what my life has come to...
SilverBowl: Got it!
SmoothCriminal: Allllrighty then! Lady and Gentlemen, time to confess!
SmoothCriminal: Minato, Minako, you two first
I LIIIIIVE: Course
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Well besides me and Shinjiro, have Minato told you he's dating Aigis?
SmoothCriminal: Yeah that's pretty obvious
I LIIIIIVE: I actually can't say anything about that
SmoothCriminal: Tell me, how is it dating a robot?
I LIIIIIVE: No different from dating a human…. Except in some…. Ways.
SmoothCriminal: Know what, I'll ask later. Let's continue!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Isn't Mitsuru and Akihiko dating?
I LIIIIIVE: Does not that explain their names?
SmoothCriminal: I literally just thought they had those names because they were both valid team parents
I LIIIIIVE: I mean that too
SilverBowl: Are we allowed to call them Mom and Dad too?
I LIIIIIVE: No.
SmoothCriminal: Anyone else?
I LIIIIIVE: Junpei had a girlfriend too but…… we don't speak of it.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Poor sweetie….
I LIIIIIVE: Other than that, everybody on our side is single
SmoothCriminal: Got all that down Yu?
SilverBowl: Two ghost dating, parent couple, one classified relationship, and one ghost is banging a robot, yep!
I LIIIIIVE: Way to put it literal
SmoothCriminal: ALRIGHT then we know who's next
SmoothCriminal: Sir Bowl Cut, if you would please
SilverBowl: Alright alright, I'll out some people
SilverBowl: Granted all of them will actually kill me for this.
SmoothCriminal: I was gonna get it outta you guys one way or another
SilverBowl: Most likely
I LIIIIIVE: Now that I think about it
I LIIIIIVE: Reminds me of that time in Group Date Cafe
SilverBowl: Oh yeeeah
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hold up, you was in a group date bro?
I LIIIIIVE: It's more complicated than it sounds
SmoothCriminal: Riiiiiight what’s more complicated than being on a orgy date?
SilverBowl: Why must you call it that
SmoothCriminal: No one stopping me
SilverBowl: Fair enough
SilverBowl: So to our left we have our local lesbians, Chie and Yukiko
SmoothCriminal: Fuckin called it
I LIIIIVE: But didn't you and Chie date for a while
SilverBowl: Yeah but we broke it off, all is well tho
I LIIIIIVE: Ah
SilverBowl: And to our right we have the immense sexual tension couple, Kanji and Naoto
SmoothCriminal: They still nervous wrecks?
SilverBowl: You need a butcher knife to cut that tension
SilverBowl: Me and Rise had to team up with Teddie to set them up, wasn't easy
SilverBowl: We almost died to gunshots in the process…
I LIIIIIVE: You alright?
SilverBowl: A lil traumatized but ya know how it is
SmoothCriminal: We fight shadows for a living and that's what you scared of?
SilverBowl: She has the insta-kill skills
I LIIIIIVE: So do you!
SilverBowl: LOOK SHE'S TERRIFYING FOR BEING 152 CM
SmoothCriminal: cHOKES SHE SO TINY
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: CAN I LIKE, HUG HER!?? PET HER?!?! PLEASE???
SilverBowl: If you wanna die, sure
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I got personas for the jobs, it will be worth
SmoothCriminal: Immune bitch!
SilverBowl: You and your damn Satanael
I LIIIIIVE: Mine is Jesus
SmoothCriminal: No wonder I'm fighting you so often
SilverBowl: That’s really convenient actually
I LIIIIIVE: Back on topic tho! Yu, you one of the only ones left
SmoothCriminal: You fuckin Yosuke aren't you
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: HA GAAAAAAAAAY
I LIIIIIVE: A fair amount of our friends are gay
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Said it for the culture
SilverBowl: Please don't tell him I said we're dating
I LIIIIIVE: Why does it matter
SilverBowl: He's awkward about it
SmoothCriminal: He'll live
SilverBowl: He’s a good boyfriend though…
SmoothCriminal: That’s sweet
I LIIIIIVE: My sweet tooth is aching
SmoothCriminal: Is that all in your crew?
SmoothCriminal: And now onto me!
SmoothCriminal: Lemme get this right off the bat, I'm basically fucking everybody so
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh really?
I LIIIIIVE: Oh so Haru knows?
SmoothCriminal: WAIT HOLD UP-
SilverBowl: Oh well lemme ask her real quick
I LIIIIIVE: Yeah I’m curious on what she has to say about Emperor Pimp
SmoothCriminal: NO WAIT, SHE'LL KILL ME
I LIIIIIVE: How?
SilverBowl: But she's so fluffy??
SmoothCriminal: SHE HAS A GRENADE LAUNCHER.
I LIIIIIVE: .......Say what.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Jesus Christ
I LIIIIIVE: So she's Aigis on a bad night
SmoothCriminal: Y E P.
SilverBowl: Next thing you tell me is that she has a battle axe
SilverBowl: Forget I even mentioned it.
SilverBowl: Anyways be serious, you started this and now you're ending it
SmoothCriminal: Fiiiiiine, just wanted to be a cool pimp…
I LIIIIIVE: That seems like that won’t end well
SmoothCriminal: Well you already know bout me and my best girl
SmoothCriminal: We also have our local lesbian, Ann
SmoothCriminal: She's dating a sweetheart named Shiho who used to go to our school
SmoothCriminal: We all love her, she's such a bean and mood
I LIIIIIVE: Cute
SmoothCriminal: Now with this couple, idk how or when
SmoothCriminal: But somehow, Ryuji scored with Makoto
I LIIIIIVE: Wait.
SilverBowl: You mean the blonde who says For real every two minutes?
I LIIIIIVE: The team dumbass? With the Student President?
SilverBowl: The one with the weird shark teeth? And the one with all A’s
SmoothCriminal: That's them.
SilverBowl: H O W
SmoothCriminal: I mean, they’re surprisingly cute but still
I LIIIIIVE: Still shocking really
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Opposites attract does work then lol
SmoothCriminal: I mean, it’s working with Yusuke and Futaba so
SilverBowl: Going by what you told me about them, I’m kinda surprised but then again not
I LIIIIIVE: The meme lord and her artist boyfriend
I LIIIIIVE: Their children would probably be photoshop masters for creating memes
SmoothCriminal: I will be such a proud uncle
SilverBowl: Sounds like a entertaining couple
SmoothCriminal: Yeah I set them up and have no regrets
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Team shipper eh?
SmoothCriminal: :3 yeeeeeeah
I LIIIIIVE: So what about Akechi?
SmoothCriminal: …….Is that a joke?
SmoothCriminal: You would have to have -50 standards to want to date him
I LIIIIIVE: Ouch
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oooooh that burn though
SmoothCriminal: Other than that, I believe that’s everyone!
SilverBowl: Alright, list is done
I LIIIIIVE: So is that enough fuel for you
SmoothCriminal: Yes! I can feel the POWER
SmoothCriminal: MY POWER LEVEL IS INCREASING
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Was this just so you could tease us anytime we do remotely anything cute
SmoothCriminal: IT'S OVER 9000-........ Maybe
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: BECAUSE I DO THE SAME THING!!
SmoothCriminal: :0 SHIPPING BUDDY!!
I LIIIIIVE: Oh god no!
SmoothCriminal: THE SHIPPING JOKER WITH HIS PARTNER MINAKO, HERE TO APPRECIATE EVERY COUPLE AROUND
SilverBowl: You guys are entertaining
Yu is getting a lot of entertainment from these two while Minato is just hitting his head against the wall.
Leave a suggestion if you have one! I'm all ears to have a chat as well! Laters!
Chapter 7: Dancing til we Die
Yu just knows every famous person ever now doesn't he? And Ann is probably dead but who knows
So I actually got another idea so please enjoy! I didn't know P3 and P5 didn't have plots, like they're just there. P4 will always be OG dancing game, trust.
Anyways, hope you enjoy these trash children once again!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 29th, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: MAN DO I FEEL FABULOUS
I LIIIIIVE: Oh good for you
I LIIIIIVE: My legs are tired and sore…
SilverBowl: ? What did you guys get done doing?
SmoothCriminal: Dancing my funky ass off!
I LIIIIIVE: Something I never thought I'd do, dancing
I LIIIIIVE: Wait
SmoothCriminal: Hold up
SilverBowl: So you both were dancing? DID YOU GUYS HAVE A DANCE PARTY AND DIDN’T INVITE ME!?!
I LIIIIIVE: No, not really
SmoothCriminal: It really is tho
SilverBowl: Well damn now I'm hurt, I can bust some moves too
SmoothCriminal: You danced before?
PrinceLoser: Practically did it to fight shadows
SuperMeatGirl: We're technically famous actually
BENT: Yeah, as much famous that backup dancers could get
SuperMeatGirl: Lemme dream Moronji!
BENT: STOP CALLING ME THAT
I LIIIIIVE: That was as clever as Stupei
DaMan: THANK YOU, IT IS A DUMB NAME
WalmartKatness: OH HUSH STUPEI
SmoothCriminal: WAIT WAIT WAIT. W A I T. YOU GUYS WERE BACKUP DANCERS??! FOR WHO????
SilverBowl: Kanamin, Kanami Mashita, or as Nanako calls her, Big Sis
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh! I heard of her!
SharkBoy: Wait who?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Ryuji I stg
SugarSpiceAndWhip: She has POSTERS, EVERYWHERE
SharkBoy: WHEN DID YOU THINK I LOOK AT POSTERS?!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: SHE'S ON EVERY OTHER BILLBOARD IN THE FUCKING CITY
SharkBoy: FUCK YOU!
WalmartKatness: You’re not that bright are you?
SilverBowl: I mean Rise is everywhere too, she's in a movie
SmoothCriminal: Wait what?
SilverBowl: Don't you remember?
JapaneseKatyPerry: Oh yeah I am!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Um but that would mean you'd have to be…
JapaneseKatyPerry: You guys never told them I'm Risette?
SmoothCriminal: Oh my bad, forgot to tell them
JapaneseKatyPerry: Is she okay?
SmoothCriminal: I think her brain might have exploded
I LIIIIIVE: I mean if you was in a group chat with a famous idol and didn't know til days later, wouldn't yours?
DaMan: Fair point
SharkBoy: That's pretty cool tbh! How did ya get a persona tho?
JapaneseKatyPerry: Long story short, needed a break from fame and met Yu, everything else goes down from there
Queen: OKAY WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!
FluffySheep: We were hanging out with Ann and Futaba at the shopping center and she passed out after reading her phone
FluffySheep: Futaba is currently on the ground with her
FluffySheep: She said it was to make them look like they were chilling out
SmoothCriminal: Lmao nice
JapaneseKatyPerry: OMFG!! Is she okay!?
Queen: Yeah she’ll live
RealDetectivePrince: I ASSUME SHE IS A BIG FAN
SilverBowl: Great for you to join us
RealDetectivePrince: FINALLY GOT A BREAK SO I AM HERE
SharkBoy: Makoto, Haru, did ya know Rise is a idol!?
Queen: I had my speculations because of the name and them being from Inaba but I wasn’t too sure
JapaneseKatyPerry: It’s not THAT big of a deal
SuperMeatGirl: Just let them bask in the amazement
SmoothCriminal: Wow Yu, just meeting famous people left and right
SilverBowl: Okay after Rise, trust me when I say I didn’t expect to get caught up with another idol
I LIIIIIVE: How did you guys even get mixed up with Kanami?
RealDetectivePrince: HER BACKUP DANCERS WENT MISSING
PrinceLoser: Things escalated from there
Yukiko: And we got pulled into the TV world to fight against shadows once more
Yukiko: But we couldn’t use weapons
BENT: So we had to dance which was fucking stupid but hey
JapaneseKatyPerry: It was fun and you know it Kanji!
SilverBowl: So basically it was dance battles
I LIIIIIVE: ……
DaMan: …..Anyone just danced for the hell of it?
Queen: Pretty much
ProteinDad: Tbh I did it for good workout methods
I LIIIIIVE: Course you did
ProteinDad: At least I was going for the idea unlike you
I LIIIIIVE: Maybe cause I’m not a dancer
WalmartKatness: Oh that’s such bullshit
SmoothCriminal: So he can dance?!
Aigis: Very well actually
SmoothCriminal: YO I’D PAID TO SEE THAT
SilverBowl: Me too honestly
I LIIIIIVE: You never will see it.
SmoothCriminal: Oh poop you.
Queen: It could’ve just been a bunch of jumping around like Ryuji
SharkBoy: HEY! I DON’T DANCE SO AT LEAST I WAS TRYING
Queen: And you looked cute doing it
SmoothCriminal: Lol Morg said Cat got your tongue?
SharkBoy: I’ll throw him again.
I LIIIIIVE: Okay I can assure you I knew what I was doing but it’s not like I wanted to
EvenSmollerBean: You looked pretty into it though
I LIIIIIVE: Finish your homework or I'm telling mom
Aigis: You smiled in joy at one point
SmoothCriminal: You’re getting called out dude, better fuss up
I LIIIIIVE: All of you can shut it.
FluffySheep: Don’t take it as a bad thing, you could’ve been the best dancer
ProteinDad: He really is
WalmartKatness: I’m jealous….
I LIIIIIVE: I’m not that good
Aigis: You did a cartwheel.
PrinceLoser: Oh Shit!?
SmoothCriminal: I’M NOT EVEN THAT EXTRA….yet
I LIIIIIVE: It was not extra!
FluffySheep: Okay, it was fabulous
I LIIIIIVE: …… That works.
SuperMeatGirl: Can’t be any better than Naoto or Yu’s dancing
PrinceLoser: Yeah they can kill it
SilverBowl: Eh I wasn't that good
PrinceLoser: You were amazing too partner!
Yukiko: You two dance great together
JapaneseKatyPerry: The perfect pair
SilverBowl: Guuuys come on now :3
JapaneseKatyPerry: Fine we'll harass Naoto
RealDetectivePrince: PLEASE NO…
Queen: You know
Queen: I wouldn’t have thought of her as a dancer
PrinceLoser: She has real skill!
BENT: YEAH! I mean, she’s real good..
RealDetectivePrince: REALLY PUTTING IT OUT OF PROPORTION YOU GUYS….
DaMan: Lol she's embarresed
SilverBowl: We really aren’t Naoto
SmoothCriminal: Be proud of the rare skill that few, like us, are blessed to have
SharkBoy: Mr. Ballet’s right
SmoothCriminal: Oh shut up I’m graceful
I LIIIIIVE: Ballet huh?
SmoothCriminal: Good on my toes bitch
FluffySheep: A perfect partner~
I LIIIIIVE: Gag
I LIIIIIVE: Cute
SmoothCriminal: Wrapped around the finger eh?
I LIIIIIVE: Shut up.
I LIIIIIVE: Can the PDA please stop...
MemeQueen: Don't feel bad, I deal with the PDA all day….
SmoothCriminal: Don't make me get Yusuke
MemeQueen: BITCH I hope the fuck you do!
SharkBoy: Btw how's Ann? Weren't you “chilling” with her earlier?
FluffySheep: We took her to a bench after that, people were starting to stare. She should be fine now
JapaneseKatyPerry: I'm so sorry…
SmoothCriminal: It's perfectly fine, don't even worry
SharkBoy: Ain't she heavy though?
Queen: Now you know she would slap you for that
SharkBoy: Exactly why I'm saying it while I can! >:3
SuperMeatGirl: I sure would've slapped
PrinceLoser: More like kick and assault...
DaMan: Yukari’s slaps are more like puberty hitting you….
WalmartKatness: Want me to make you 60?
DaMan: Please refrain.
SilverBowl: Well this has been a well escalated conversation
MemeQueen: The hell I missed?
SmoothCriminal: I’ll tell you later
I LIIIIIVE: I need a nap
August 30th, XXXX
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: hold up.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: YOU GUYS WENT FUCKING DANCING!?!
Sprinkled in a bit of shipping cause I was feeling bubbly and all that jazz. Also I'm still made that Minako is not in P3 dancing, WHERE IS BEST GIRL/ ONLY FEMALE PROTAG!?
Ya know the drill with suggestions, hope I entertained you guys once again!
Chapter 8: Sibling Love (Protag Solo)
Not all twins get along so well
Also Yu is big dad energy
Another chapter! This one is only the protags and is a bit more serious than the other chapters because I felt like this needed to be made for my personal needing reasons of interactions.
Hope you enjoy tho!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
September 2nd, XXXX
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You know, I can’t help but feel like I’m left out on a lot of things
SilverBowl: What makes you say that?
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I mean, I miss out on dancing, fighting, apparently you met my brother and not me!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I’m starting to see why people call me the forgotten twin
SmoothCriminal: I’M SORRY, WHO SAID THAT!?
SmoothCriminal: GIMME A FIRST AND LAST NAME, I’LL HAVE THAT ASS IN TWO SECONDS
SilverBowl: AKIRA NO
SmoothCriminal: AKIRA Y E S
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Such a sweetie, but you really don’t have to
SmoothCriminal: :( okay….
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You can blame my brother though.
I LIIIIIVE: Bitch what.
SmoothCriminal: Dammit Minato, stealing your sister’s spotlight!
I LIIIIIVE: I didn’t do jack shit! Stop blaming this on me!!
I LIIIIIVE: Where were you when we got revived?! I could’ve gotten you!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Don’t you think I would tell you if I knew! I landed in some place I didn’t even know!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: But I’m here now ig so whatever….
SilverBowl: Wow Minato, y’all got some drama going on
I LIIIIIVE: It’s normal… We always have these types of fights
SilverBowl: You seem to be hard on her despite her missing out and being forgotten a lot
I LIIIIIVE: Well it’s not like I wanted her forgotten!
I LIIIIIVE: Ever since I came back, I spent day and night trying to see if she was even alive, FOR A GOOD FOUR YEARS
I LIIIIIVE: Then she came back so suddenly out of nowhere, telling us she been alive for a while and it set me off…
SmoothCriminal: So you guys never found out where she was?
I LIIIIIVE: The most she said is that it was like an endless abyss
I LIIIIIVE: Whatever the hell that means.
SilverBowl: Well she’s back now, but you seem so annoyed at her
I LIIIIIVE: Because she can’t me a explanation to justify my YEARS of searching for her and then pretends like nothing happen, like we weren’t FUCKING DEAD
I LIIIIIVE: But I gotten a lot more over it now, it’s just a sensitive topic for us
SmoothCriminal: Were you guys ever tight before all this?
I LIIIIIVE: Not really, she annoyed me pretty much all our lifespan
I LIIIIIVE: I do still love her though
SmoothCriminal: Now if that ain’t the sweetest thing to come out your edgy mouth!
I LIIIIIVE: I regret saying that now.
I LIIIIIVE: Though it doesn’t necessarily mean we’re close
SilverBowl: Then why don’t we help you get along with her
SmoothCriminal: Wow Yu! An actual decent idea for once in your life!
SmoothCriminal: I think you deserve a treat!
I LIIIIIVE: Oh hell no, I don’t trust either of you with my relationships
SmoothCriminal: But I’m the king of relationships, romantic, platonic, and all!
SmoothCriminal: They say I steal people’s hearts for a reason you know!
SilverBowl: It’s not for that reason and you know it
SmoothCriminal: Stop ruining my fun! What are you, my dad.
SilverBowl: Sometimes I feel like I am
SmoothCriminal: Dad :D
I LIIIIIVE: Wow so am I the uncle or grandpa?
SilverBowl: S T O P.
SilverBowl: Back on topic! Why don’t you invite Minako to go dancing with you guys?
I LIIIIIVE: Because it was a one time thing and I’m never doing it again.
I LIIIIIVE: I will fight you.
SmoothCriminal: Let’s go gramps
SilverBowl: Why not do a sibling day?
I LIIIIIVE: A fucking what.
SilverBowl: Sibling day! A day just for siblings to hang out and have fun with each other, I have them with my little sister, Nanako
SmoothCriminal: Hey, that’s like what me and Futaba does!
I LIIIIIVE: That sounds like the dumbest thing invented. Ever.
SmoothCriminal: Don’t knock it til you try it my dude
SmoothCriminal: Me and Futaba play video games and eat junk food all day, living the biggest mood
SilverBowl: Nanako and I play any games she comes up with or hang out at June’s together
I LIIIIIVE: Ack so sweet my teeth hurts…
SilverBowl: Trust me, it works every time, at least try to get closer to your sister
SmoothCriminal: End of the day, family’s all you got, especially your own twin
I LIIIIIVE: Wow you guys are actually serious for once, I’m shocked
I LIIIIIVE: Okay okay, I’ll ask her out for some lunch or something, happy?
SilverBowl: Very :3
I LIIIIIVE: hhhh can’t believe I’m doing this
SilverBowl: You won’t regret it trust me
I LIIIIIVE: Whatever
September 3rd, XXXX
I LIIIIVE @ MinatoButWithBetterLegs
I LIIIIIVE: Hey Minako
I LIIIIIVE: Do you
I LIIIIIVE: Want to go get some lunch then head to a arcade or something
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You want to hang out with me???
I LIIIIIVE: Yes. No. 30 seconds. Pick.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Alright okay! Um sure, that sounds cool with me
I LIIIIIVE: Okay then, doing it tomorrow, bye
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Bye! Big bro!
I LIIIIIVE: …
Minato Leveled Up from "Asshole" to "Asshole with standards"
Wanted more twin love for these two so yeah this was made, running low on ideas but hey, PQ2 is coming out sooooon! Heheh the possibilities from that game, can't wait!
Hope you enjoyed, ya know what to do with the comments, kudos, all that jazz! Laters!!
Chapter 9: Spooky Story Time (Halloween Special)
This is out much later than expected BUT WHATEVER, IT'S STILL HALLOWEEN UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING AND NOBODY WILL TELL ME DIFFERENT!
Hope y'all enjoy tho :3
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
October 31st, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME.
SmoothCriminal: SPOOKY SCARY TIME IS H E R E
DaMan: FUCCCK YEEEEEEEAH
SugarSpiceAndWhip: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: SENDS SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
WalmartKatness: oh GOD.
FluffySheep: What's wrong?
SuperMeatGirl: Can't deal, nope, can't do it, can't live.
WalmartKatness: Junpei has too much fun with Halloween...
DaMan: Can you blame me!! I came up with great stories for this day!
EvenSmollerBean: Junpei nuu…
WalmartKatness: Not doing this Junpei!
I LIIIIIVE: Junpei your stories are shit.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Dont bully him!!
Queen: Tbh I didn't even realize it was Halloween
RealDetectivePrince: NEITHER DID I
SwordMom: Time goes by fast
SharkBoy: OOOOH YEAH, FREE CANDY
MemeQueen: TIME TO HIT UP HOUSES BITCHES
FluffySheep: I plan on bingeing horror movies!
Queen: Course you would.
ArtisticInspiration: This season brings great inspiration…..and feeds me for a good month
DaMan: D-....Do you not eat?
SmoothCriminal: Please contribute 100 yen to feed this boy, if we reach our milestone of 10000 yen, He'll live another week
SilverBowl: Everyday i grow more and more concerned for you guys
Queen: Honestly can't blame you
LusciousHair: So what does everyone plan on being this year! I'm going as a dashing prince!
PrinceLoser: For the 3rd year in a row.
SuperMeatGirl: Oh yeah Mr. WerewolfForThe5thTimeEver
PrinceLoser: IT'S A GOOD COSTUME AND I MAKE CHANGES TO IT
SilverBowl: Nah he's just a furry
SmoothCriminal: What have you done, Yu.
PrinceLoser: I'M GETTING SPAMMED WITH FURRY PORN.
MemeQueen: AYE AYE AYE, it's GAY furry porn, thank u very much!
SmoothCriminal: We already did this with Yusuke, stop it!
Queen: What does your search history even look like right now?
MemeQueen: Suspect as fuck
SmolBean: That's a bit disturbing..
BENT: Oh! So Yosuke is a furry!
PrinceLoser: Is this a rumor or something?!
Yukiko: Not really a rumor if it's confirmed
PrinceLoser: IT HASN'T BEEN CONFIRMED
JapaneseKatyPerry: Yes it has Yosuke
PrinceLoser: I hate everyone in this chat.
SilverBowl: Love you too :3
DaMan: I found my story book! Who wants to hear one of my great horror stories!?
FluffySheep: Oh Wonderful!
SmoothCriminal: Spooky scary time!
Yukiko: Story time!!
SwordMom: And that’s my cue to leave.
WalmartKatness: Minato! Stop him!
I LIIIIIVE: Okay first off, what control do you think I have over this group
Aigis: Absolutely none.
I LIIIIIVE: T...Thank you Aigis…
DaMan: LET US COMMENCE THE SCARE!!
EvenSmollerBean: Oh boy…
DaMan: This is an American tale, the tale of Jeff the Killer…
I LIIIIIVE: This may actually be scary
ProteinDad: Could be
LusciousHair: I CAN’T WAIT
SilverBowl: Teddy, you sure you can handle this?
LusciousHair: Don’t worry Senpai! A big brave bear like me can handle anything!
DaMan: Now then
DaMan: Jeff started out as a normal teenager, living with his Mother Margaret, Father Peter and Brother Liu.
DaMan: When he turned 13, his family had to move because of his father getting a job promotion! It was exciting, but Jeff had a feeling in his head, he decided to ignore it.
DaMan: Jeff and Liu are waiting at a bus stop when 3 kids named Randy, Troy and….. Ken?? I think?? Anyways they approach the two and mug them. Jeff got the same feeling as earlier and kicked the three’s asses, incapacitating them also. This shocks Liu and they leave from scene to the bus for school.
PrinceLoser: Holy Shit!
Queen: What a turn..
DaMan: The next morning however, police arrive at Jeff's house. The two are accused of unmotive murder but Jeff took the blame for it as he rightly should’ve. Liu however showed up with a knife and covered in injuries to prove to the officers he did it. Liu is taken to jail which leads Jeff to depression.
DaMan: After 2 days, Jeff becomes more filled with guilt and loneliness. So Jeff's mother insists that he goes to a neighbors birthday party as she believes it will make him happy. Jeff decides to go which starts to make him cheer up!
DaMan: Things get bad when Randy, Troy and Ken show up out of nowhere and challenges Jeff to a fight. Jeff tries to reason with Randy but Randy dismisses him and things go south from there.
BENT: How are they still alive!?
DaMan: No clue!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: That’s legit boss
DaMan: Randy brutally beats Jeff while everyone at the party helplessly watches because of Troy and Ken holding them at gunpoint. Randy smashes a Vodka bottle over Jeff’s head, soaking him with alcohol. After beating Jeff, Randy tells Jeff off and says to him that Liu will rot in prison.
SmolBean: Poor Jeff…
JapaneseKatyPerry: This is more sad than scary
DaMan: It’s scary, just hold on!
DaMan: This pisses off Jeff and he stands up, sending a powerful punch to Randy’s chest. This causes Arrhythmia to his heart and Randy dies from this. Troy and Ken gets mad from this and proceeds to shoot Jeff but failed to hit him. Jeff soon takes them to the bathroom where he wounds them.
SmoothCriminal: Okay that’s actually concerning!
SharkBoy: Holy shit dude...
DaMan: Ken struggled with Jeff though and it leads to bleach drenching Jeff. Ken uses his lighter and sets Jeff aflame with the alcohol/bleach combo on him. Jeff tries to put the fire out but ends up falling down the house stairs and passing out.
ProteinDad: Oh god!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Got a reaction out of Akihiko
DaMan: So Jeff wakes up in a hospital with bandages covering his whole body. His mom is there and tells him Liu is getting released from police hearing about Randy! Weeks later, Jeff’s bandages are removed and his face is really messed up, but Jeff actually takes a liking to it. His family are concerned but doctors say it’s just medicine messing with his head.
DaMan: When taken home that night, Jeff's mother wakes up to find Jeff in the bathroom burning out his own eyelids and carving a freaky huge smile up to his cheeks, she realizes that Jeff has gone insane and knows he needs to be killed, Jeff overhears this and proceeds to kill both his parents.
DaMan: Liu wakes up from the noise and tries to avoid it by trying to go back to sleep, however, Jeff creeps into the room and tells Liu to "Go To Sleep", before stabbing his chest with a knife. Liu’s status is unknown to this day.
DaMan: Jeff then goes on a serial killing rampage, killing those who refuse to sleep at night, Jeff becomes infamously known as the "Ominous Unknown Killer".
DaMan: AND THAT’S THAT
BENT: What the fuck was that story!?
RealDetectivePrince: VERY DISTURBING
FluffySheep: That was a very good story!
SmoothCriminal: Course you would think that...
SugarSpiceAndWhip: I can see why Chie and Yukari didn’t want to hear it…
Yukiko: Speaking of which, are they still here?
I LIIIIIVE: I’m pretty sure they left a while ago
PrinceLoser: Ha! They got shook!
ProteinDad: Fuuka, Ken, you two okay?
DeadAss: What did you guys do to them?
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: SHINJI!! You missed out on Junpei’s creepy story!
DeadAss: It was more purposely than accidently…
SilverBowl: It was scary to say at least
DeadAss: I guess
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: It really scared me, can I get a hug Shinji?
DeadAss: Next time I see you, sure
I LIIIIIVE: Gross
MinatoButWithBettterLegs: Oh shut up
MemeQueen: Tbh I was loling the whole time
SharkBoy: Wait why?
MemeQueen: That story is a complete meme at this point
MemeQueen: Specifically “Go to Sleep”
JapaneseKatyPerry: Oh really??
MemeQueen: Yeah, did it to Akira at one point! Heh
SmoothCriminal: Hold up.
SmoothCriminal: THAT WAS YOU!?!?
SmoothCriminal: I COULDN’T SLEEP FOR A WEEK AFTER THAT!!!
MemeQueen: Oh, Sojiro’s callin me! Laters!
DaMan: Damn she got you good!
ArtisticInspiration: I’m actually not surprised she did that.
SilverBowl: Well I think it’s about time to get dress, it’s getting late
I LIIIIIVE: Oh yeah, we said we were going to go out
DaMan: Oh yeah! I’m gonna be a chainsaw murderer!
Aigis: I am a vampire
SharkBoy: I’m a pirate this year!
ArtisticInspiration: Not surprising
SharkBoy: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
PrinceLoser: Oh yeah, we gotta dress and go out for Halloween too, don’t we
BENT: Oh yeah
LusciousHair: I-I think I’ll stay inside this year…..
Queen: Did you get that scared?
JapaneseKatyPerry: Awwh Teddy, don’t worry, Yosuke will protect you!
PrinceLoser: Like hell I will!
BENT: Damn, gonna do your own brother like that?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: For shame!
SmolBean: You could be a knight for Teddy then…
LusciousHair: A PRINCE’S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!! HOORAY!!!
SilverBowl: I thought you were my knight in shining armor…
PrinceLoser: I give up...
So that happened. Hopefully this was good, I lost so much sleep cause of this holiday but it's worth. So hope you guys enjoyed it and yeeeah! Happy Halloween!
I really don't have much else to say.
Chapter 10: LITTLE BEAN ALERT
WE HAVE A BREAK IN!!
LITTLE BEAN CHILD SPOTTED AT 3 O'CLOCK!!
LOCK DOWN THE CHAT!!
REFRAIN FROM ANYTHING THAT WILL RUIN THE INNOCENCE!!
LOOKING AT YOU, AKIRA!
10 Chapters, Ladies and Gentlemen! Honestly didn't expect to make it this fair but look at where we at now!!
Thanks for supporting me up to this point and liking my garbage spewwing, I really do hope I make people's days with this stuff.
And now, with a special guest, let us start the chat!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
November 6th, XXXX
SilverBowl: is anyone on here???
I LIIIIIVE: What do you need now, Yu
SmoothCriminal: Woah forgot this chat existed for a second
I LIIIIIVE: You made the damn thing!
SmoothCriminal: Were you not informed of my attention span of an 4 year old
SilverBowl: you just said a swear word!!
SilverBowl: im telling my big bro!
I LIIIIIVE: Excuse me? The hell??
SilverBowl: you did it again!!
SmoothCriminal: Wait, you have a big brother???
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Since when?????
SmoothCriminal: Minato, are you and Yu still keeping secrets from us?!
I LIIIIIVE: No.
PrinceLoser: Yu doesn’t have any older siblings for all we know?
SuperMeatGirl: I think so at least???
SilverBowl: hi yosuke!
SilverBowl: hi chie!
SilverBowl: im using big bros phone while he is out today!
PrinceLoser: WHERE IS YU??
SilverBowl: he went out to help dad with some work, theyll be back soon!
SuperMeatGirl: Oh. God.
SharkBoy: What’s going on??
SmoothCriminal: No clue my dude
I LIIIIIVE: Guys what’s the problem?
PrinceLoser: THE PROBLEM IS WE GOT A SWEET BEAN CHILD ON THE CHAT
I LIIIIIVE: And??? Ken is a sweet bean child too
SmoothCriminal: Yeah so what’s the problem??
PrinceLoser: KEN IS 10! NANAKO IS 7, SHE HASN’T EVEN HIT THE DOUBLE DIGITS YET!! SHE STILL HAS 95% INNOCENCE!!!!
I LIIIIIVE: Sh- crap.
SmoothCriminal: WE ARE ON CODE “TOO MANY YOUNG BEANS IN CHAT” LOCKDOWN, ALERT EVERYONE
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: CODE BEAN, CODE BEAN
I LIIIIIVE: You better not be spamming everyone this
MemeQueen: CODE NAME BEAN!??!
SharkBoy: CODE BEAN!!
DaMan: I JUST GOT ALERTED!! CODE BEAN??! WE HAVE A YOUNGER KEN!?
JapaneseKatyPerry: NANAKO IS WHAT!?!
EvenSmollerBean: Wait younger who??
I LIIIIIVE: Akira I really hate you sometimes
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: NOW EVERYONE, REFRAIN FROM THE FOLLOWING: SWEARS, SEXUAL HUMOR, JUNPEI AND YOSUKE TYPE HUMOR, AKIRA AND FUTABA TYPE HUMOR, KANJI'S TERRIBLE LANGUAGE, MEMES IN GENERAL, AND ETC.
SilverBowl: whats going on?
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Nothing at all, sweetie!
SmoothCriminal: Bean proofing the chat, brb!!
EvenSmollerBean: Is it this serious? It wasn’t when I came on the chat
DaMan: Ken, you’re practically 15 now that you hang out with us at this point
EvenSmollerBean: Fair enough
BENT: WHO THE HELL INVITED NANAKO
BENT: TOO BAD, I'M IN A PANIC
SilverBowl: hi kanji!
SharkBoy: Wow she didn't even hesitate
WalmartKatness: Hi yes um can we stop adding kids to the chat please and thank you
I LIIIIIVE: Can't really stop a child from hijacking a phone, now can we.
SilverBowl: who are the other people?
SharkBoy: Oh! I'm Ryuji!
SharkBoy: Part of the awesome and cool, PHANTOM THIEVES!!
SharkBoy: oh my bad
SmoothCriminal: Seriously! What is your problem?!!
SharkBoy: it's been a slow week for me, man…
SilverBowl: phantom thieves?
Queen: Ah yes, that we are
Queen: I’m Makoto
SugarSpiceAndWhip: I’m Ann sweetie!
ArtisticInspiration: Yusuke at your service
FluffySheep: My name’s Haru, dear
MemeQueen: H-Hewwo? It me Futaba
SmoothCriminal: And their dashing leader, Akira!
SharkBoy: pfft okay
SmoothCriminal: Shut up.
SilverBowl: i heard of you guys from big bro, you all sound so cool!
SmoothCriminal: …… Well I'm adopting her now
MemeQueen: Another sibling?!
PrinceLoser: Hey!! Hands off! You meme cultist!
SmoothCriminal: You can't stop the spread of memes….
DaMan: Calm down Memesoon
MemeQueen: Of the Memes of Destruction!
SilverBowl: memes of destruction!
PrinceLoser: NO GOD DANGIT
SugarSpiceAndWhip: And so it begins
PrinceLoser: NOTHING IS BEGINNING
Yukiko: Denial will get us nowhere
SilverBowl: hewwo yukiko!
SuperMeatGirl: SHE'S CROSSING OVER TO THE DARK SIDE, YOSUKE DO SOMETHING
PrinceLoser: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO!?
ArtisticInspiration: Correction, it’s meme side
MemeQueen: See, even Inari knows
I LIIIIIVE: Someone end me.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Not while a little bean is present!!
SilverBowl: oh, im sorry….
SilverBowl: didnt mean to cause trouble...
I LIIIIIVE: Wait no! Not your fault!
SmoothCriminal: Oh fantastic job, bootleg jesus
WalmartKatness: You made her sad! Apologize!
BENT: I will punch you if you don’t.
I LIIIIIVE: I DIDN’T… Look, I’m sorry! She didn’t do anything wrong, jeez
SilverBowl: so you feel better?
I LIIIIIVE: Yes
DeadAss: God my heart…
- MinatoButWithBetterLegs changed DeadAss’s nickname to DeadA** -
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Safety precautions
I LIIIIIVE: Bit too late for that now, huh
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Minato hush.
SilverBowl: oh!! i remember you! you met my brother before!
I LIIIIIVE: Yep and my crew is all here too
SilverBowl: woah, my big bro knows a lot of cool people
FuckOff: Including I ;)
SmoothCriminal: Okay, first off
- SmoothCriminal changed FuckOff’s nickname to Pancakes -
SmoothCriminal: Better and second off
SmoothCriminal: You are not cool.
SkarkBoy: In the slightest.
SilverBowl: is he a bad guy?
SmoothCriminal: Very very very very very very very very very very bad
Pancakes: You shoot someone one time and this is what comes out of it…
Pancakes: Now that I say that out loud, it sounds so bad
Yukiko: Very much
BENT: So how long til Yu gets back?
SilverBowl: they been gone for 20 minutes now, they should be back soon
JapaneseKatyPerry: Well what do you want to do til he gets back, Nana
SilverBowl: can i ask a question?
I LIIIIIVE: Shoot
SilverBowl: Whats my bro like when he hangs out around you guys?
I LIIIIIVE: Akira.
SmoothCriminal: Let me tell YOU about this gay dad dork
SugarSpiceAndWhip: PUT HIS BUTT ON BLAST
JapaneseKatyPerry: That doesn’t work as well
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Look, I’m trying okay, rated E doesn’t work for me
SharkBoy: At all.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Ryuji, silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don’t make me get it.
SmoothCriminal: Your dear “cool” brother is a glorified dork who has his 100% dad moments and is gay prime for Yosuke
PrinceLoser: …… Well you got him there.
SilverBowl: so big bro is a dad?
I LIIIIIVE: Yeah.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: If he gets me a pony, yes.
SilverBowl: i already knew he was dating yosuke though
SilverBowl: hes a dork too?
SuperMeatGirl: Oh he's been like that
Yukiko: That's really nothing new about this
BENT: Doesn't he collect action figures
PrinceLoser: In his eyes, they're ‘collectables’
WalmartKatness: Oh my god, he's a complete dork!
SmoothCriminal: I'm never gonna let him down on this lol
SilverBowl: im pretty sure he plays with them, i hear voices come out of his room sometimes with explosion sounds too
MemeQueen: *Deep inhale*
SwordMom: Small minds think alike
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I feel like he'll be teased about this for a good week
BENT: Oh you know it
PrinceLoser: Probably more than a week though
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: But other than all that, Yu is a real sweetheart
SmoothCriminal: Yeah he's the nicest out of me, Minato, and Minako tbh
I LIIIIIVE: Not even gonna fight that
SwordMom: You have a very wonderful older brother
DaMan: He's cool!
RealDetectivePrince: HE'S SMART
SuperMeatGirl: Practically the best!
SilverBowl: i really do have the best big brother!!
PrinceLoser: And don't forget it!..... he'd probably be heartbroken if you did
SilverBowl: he would
SilverBowl: oh! sounds like bro and dad came back! bye everyone!
SmoothCriminal: Byyyye!! :3
I LIIIIIVE: Later kid
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh she's such a little sweetie!!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh don't be like that Ken! You know you're my first little sweetie!
JapaneseKatyPerry: What you guys think Yu's reaction to what happened will be?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Either pissed, flattered, or confused
Pancakes: Why not all three
SmoothCriminal: I hope we can talk to her again…
ProteinDad: I think we have enough beans in this chat
FluffySheep: The precious level is already over the top
EvenSmollerBean: Aw Shinjiro
LusciousHair: I MISSED OUT ON NANAKO?!!
BENT: Well where the hell you been this whole time?
LusciousHair: I was busy exploring my phone! First time I ever had one, remember!
PrinceLoser: He was taking selfies.
Yukiko: Teddie, is this true?
LusciousHair: No!.... Yes.
Pancakes: Tbh I do the same, don't even feel bad Ted
Queen: You have more of a problem, Akechi
SmoothCriminal: Yeah, you even take pictures of pancakes! WHO CARES FOR PANCAKES?!
Pancakes: LOOK AT MY FUCKING USERNAME BITCH, I DO
Pancakes: Besides you wouldn't know all that unless you followed my social media ;3
Pancakes: Heh :))
Pancakes: I JUST LOST 7 FOLLOWERS
November 6th, XXXX
SilverBowl: What the actual fuck happened.
Little Baby Nanako!! I really do love her, she's too precious. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! 10 down and, hopefully, more to go!!
Leave a comment, let's me know that people actually like this stuff, and maybe even a kudos! ;)))
Catch you guys later!!
Chapter 11: Blind Bitch
Akira: I can not see I'm legally blind
Another one! This chapter is just random as all go out but I had to put it out for celebration of something that happened today soooo yeah
Also shouts to my friend who always help me make these chapters, link to his Wattpad is here https://www.wattpad.com/user/elitespacelord
If you like Persona (if you don't then idk why you reading this but whatever) then check him out! He's making a really good Persona × Zoophobia story which I love so, good shit trust me.
ON WITH THE STORY!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
November 8th, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: God I hate my life
SilverBowl: What's wrong
SmoothCriminal: Lost my fucking glasses, that's what
I LIIIIIVE: Wait
SilverBowl: You wear glasses!?
SmoothCriminal: …… Yes.
I LIIIIIVE: Welp
SilverBowl: Whenever we met you, you didn't have glasses on
SmoothCriminal: Well I had contacts then but I don't like to wear them and I ran out anyways….
SilverBowl: Oooh okay
I LIIIIIVE: Heh, so you're the only four eyes out of the leaders
SmoothCriminal: Fuck off, Yu wears glasses too!
SilverBowl: Yeeeeah about that
SilverBowl: I only wear them in the TV world
SilverBowl: I actually have 20/20 vision
SmoothCriminal: Fuck all you
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Aw with pleasure
SmoothCriminal: Buy me dinner first
I LIIIIIVE: You both have lovers.
SmoothCriminal: Your point?
SmoothCriminal: Scared I may date and steal yo sis?
I LIIIIIVE: Brb gotta PM Haru
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I think he already left
SilverBowl: I think you went too far lol
SilverBowl: So Roses or Lilies at your funeral
SmoothCriminal: Roses please…
SmoothCriminal: Be right back…
I LIIIIIVE: They're having a private discussion
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: No they're having a murder
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Okay Haru asked to borrow my whip??? What happened??
I LIIIIIVE: Akira's being a Fuckboy again.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh per usual
Queen: Wait you didn't say she could use the sword or fire whip, right?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Be right back.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Why'd you let her use it in the first place?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: 1. She scares me, 2. I owe her a solid
I LIIIIIVE: For what?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Girl problems
I LIIIIIVE: Ah
SilverBowl: It's strange how this all escalated from Akira losing his glasses
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Wait he lost his glasses?
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Yeah, is it normal?
Queen: Not really, he only lost them one time before
Queen: He usually keeps good track of them
ArtisticInspiration: Maybe Morgana got a hold of them
ArtisticInspiration: He has been bothering Akira for not getting him sushi…. For the 5th night in a row.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Again, as usual
SuperMeatGirl: Sounds like a greedy cat
PrinceLoser: Like you have the right to say that
SuperMeatGirl: Oh shut up!
ArtisticInspiration: He's not a cat. Well at least he insists he's not.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Spoilers- pretty fuckin sure he's a cat but don't mind me
PrinceLoser: Does he meow?
SuperMeatGirl: Is he furry?
PrinceLoser: Is he small?
Queen: Yes to all
PrinceLoser: Pretty sure he's a cat
SmoothCriminal: Um yeah, Morgana just read my phone and is cursing my fuckin ear off now so thanks for that guys
SmoothCriminal: And also I survived Hurricane Haru, hooray
I LIIIIIVE: Damnit!
SmoothCriminal: She was merciful, thank god
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: My meme buddy is still living!
SmoothCriminal: But still blind…
ArtisticInspiration: Do you remember where you last put your specs?
SmoothCriminal: On my face
Yukiko: That…. Really does not help
SmoothCriminal: WELL SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER
I LIIIIIVE: Ladies and gentlemen - Akira, The Dumbass
SmoothCriminal: Suck a dick.
I LIIIIIVE: That’s Yu's job
SilverBowl: Why am I always dragged into these things?
Yukiko: You can never be a bystander
SilverBowl: Honestly though
SmoothCriminal: I'm gonna try looking around the cafe again, brb….
Queen: He lives above one
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh that's so cool!!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: What does it serve?
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Where's it at?
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I wonder if I can come?
I LIIIIIVE: Minako.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hopefully it's not too far away from where I am
I LIIIIIVE: Minako..
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh me and my brother should come visit, I freaking love cafes so bad!!
I LIIIIIVE: MINAKO SHUT UP.
SilverBowl: Now I could go for some coffee…
Yukiko: Tea would be nice
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Does Sojiro even make tea??
ArtisticInspiration: I'm….. not sure actually
SwordMom: What cafe doesn't serve tea?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: It's more like a coffee shop so
SmoothCriminal: UUUUUUGH I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE
SwordMom: Irresponsible of you to lose them
SmoothCriminal: What are you? My mom?
I LIIIIIVE: OH
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: SHE DID IT!
EvenSmollerBean: SHE ACCEPTED IT!!
SwordMom: NO WAIT-
EvenSmollerBean: SCREENSHOTTED IT TOO
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: NICE, SEND IT TO ME!
SwordMom: WOULD YOU STOP-
SmoothCriminal: Oh, glad you guys are happy. Meanwhile, I'M STILL FUCKING BLIND!
Yukiko: How are you typing then?
SmoothCriminal: I have the phone so fucking close to my face, it hurts my eyes
Queen: Stop that, you're seriously going to be blind then
SmoothCriminal: Well how else am I supposed to complain!?
Yukiko: You don't
SmoothCriminal: I'm a drama queen, that doesn't work
I LIIIIIVE: Well he admitted to that much
MemeQueen: Why don't you try the bathroom, maybe you left it there
SmoothCriminal: Eh maybe
SmoothCriminal: Whatever, wouldn't kill to check, brb
MemeQueen: Ok holy shit he gonna kill me…
MemeQueen: I may or may not have broke his glasses… ON ACCIDENT BY THE WAY
MemeQueen: I WAS MAKING A MEME VIDEO WITH MONA AND WE ACCIDENTLY BROKE THEM IN PRODUCTION, OK?!
PrinceLoser: Ah okay
Queen: He's been looking for them all day!!
MemeQueen: YEAH AND HE'S GONNA FIND OUT I BROKE THEM, I'M SO SCREWED
SmoothCriminal: Yes you are.
MemeQueen: O shit.
I LIIIIIVE: This is gonna be good
SmoothCriminal: YOU BROKE MY GLASSES?!!
MemeQueen: I SAID IT WAS ON ACCIDENT, I'M SORRY
SmoothCriminal: FUTABA I CAN'T SEE I'M LEGALLY BLIND
MemeQueen: AND I'M DEPRESSION BUT WE DON'T WORRY OVER THAT NOW DO WE
PrinceLoser: This feels like such a sibling argument
I LIIIIIVE: Welcome to my hell
SmoothCriminal: YOU AND ME ARE FUCKING FIXING THEM, YOU GOT THAT
SmoothCriminal: I'M ON MY WAY
MemeQueen: Uuuuugh but I still need to edit the videoooo
Queen: Just help you, you did break them
SilverBowl: And yet another case was solved!
SilverBowl: Surprised Naoto didn't show up
Yukiko: That would've been fun, a whole Sherlock case would happen
ArtisticInspiration: Sounds amusing
I LIIIIIVE: Yeah yeah but now that Akira is out of the way
I LIIIIIVE: MOM!!!
SwordMom: Oh god.
EvenSmollerBean: I'm making that screenshot my wallpaper
SwordMom: I'm going to disown all of you
SmoothCriminal: Oh by the way
SmoothCriminal: Sojiro told me I got a letter
SmoothCriminal: Does anyone know a guy called
SmoothCriminal: Master hand?
Akira stole Shadow's invitation to smash brothers..... AND I'M GLAD
HOLY SHIT, TALK ABOUT YOU NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIING~
I shouldn't have made that joke but whatever, I'm so happy he's in!! My thieving boy!! Thanks again for reading, please leave a comment and kudos; it keeps me going as always!
Also again, link to my friend https://www.wattpad.com/user/elitespacelord
This is just my way of saying thanks to him for his help and support on my trash story lol love you guys and see ya!
Chapter 12: It's time for us to motherf**king SMASH!
Ryuji wants a Yoshi egg or he will riot, also Minato is one step away from choking Akira to death
Y'all, I have so many ideas for Smash chapters after Akira got confirmed for DLC, it's not even funny. This chapter is not even half of the amounts of jokes, references, and memes I need to write in for Smash. So just a notice, there will probably be like 5 or 6 parts featuring Akira's Smash adventures.
They won't be in a row, but still, just look forward. (I want this game so bad!!!)
To the chat we go!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
November 13th, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: Y'all HOLY SHIT
SmoothCriminal: I got some tea to spill!!!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Spill it!!
I LIIIIIVE: I'm actually scared.
SilverBowl: I am too, you've been gone for a while
SmoothCriminal: I've been gone KICKIN ASS
I LIIIIIVE: Shadows?
SmoothCriminal: More like Mario, Link, Pikachu, and much more
SilverBowl: Excuse me??
SmoothCriminal: Remember that letter I asked you guys about when I lost my glasses
I LIIIIIVE: You mean the one from Master hand??
SmoothCriminal: Yep! Apparently it was the real deal!!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: So you're telling me the biggest fucking crossover universe is actually real?!!
SmoothCriminal: Hellll yeeeah!!!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: No way???!!
SmoothCriminal: I make up a lot of shit!! But this I cannot make up!!
SilverBowl: So you're telling me you came face to face with Mario?
SmoothCriminal: He gave me an autograph :D
I LIIIIIVE: ….
SmoothCriminal: On my new Yoshi egg :D
I LIIIIIVE: I hate you so fucking much, you piece of shit.
SmoothCriminal: Somebody mad?! Lmao
Aigis: He loves Smash Bros
I LIIIIIVE: I fucking main Mario.
SmoothCriminal: And guess who didn't get INVITED
I LIIIIIVE: Akira you died once. And you die again.
Aigis: Calm down Minato
SharkBoy: WAIT WAIT WAIT, YOU FUCKING MET YOSHI?!!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Wow, two times in one go, he's really shocked
SmoothCriminal: Yeah, met him in a match against Bayonetta and Snake
SugarSpiceAndWhip: YOU FUCKING MET A QUEEN
Queen: I'm right here.
SharkBoy: Nah not you, she's going useless lesbian mode
Queen: You're saying I'm not a queen?
SharkBoy: You're mine ;)
SmoothCriminal: Nice save
SugarSpiceAndWhip: AKIRA I WILL PERSONALLY SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH
SmoothCriminal: Honey no, you don't need to do all that
SugarSpiceAndWhip: BUT JUST PLEASE GET ME ONE
SugarSpiceAndWhip: I BEG OF YOU
SharkBoy: And to your left you see, indeed, an utterly useless lesbian
Yukiko: So Chie?
SuperMeatGirl: Why am I getting called out like this?!
PrinceLoser: Because she's not wrong
SuperMeatGirl: Shut up.
SmoothCriminal: Now tbh, I haven't told Sojiro yet, but I'm pretty sure Bayonetta is my mom
SmoothCriminal: Well Snake (a fucking legend btw) pointed out the fact that we looked way too alike
SmoothCriminal: And Bayo said it herself that she believed I could be her kid
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira I may become your step-mom.
SmoothCriminal: ANN, THAT'S MY MOM WTF?!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: And your point IS??
WalmartKatness: So wait, your mom's a witch?
WalmartKatness: Does that mean you're a witch?
I LIIIIIVE: I honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point
SmoothCriminal: Hocus Pocus!!
Aigis: As you say, very spooky
I LIIIIIVE: Well besides Bayonetta and…. Mario..
WalmartKatness: You know he just hissed with envy
I LIIIIIVE: Silence. Who else did you meet?
SharkBoy: Can we go back to the fact that YOU MET YOSHI?!
PrinceLoser: Real big Yoshi fan, huh?
SharkBoy: HE'S A DOPE ASS DINOSAUR, HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM
SmoothCriminal: Want me to get you a Yoshi egg or somethin
SharkBoy: Akira, everyday I become gayer for you
SmoothCriminal: Isn't that everybody ;D
I LIIIIIVE: You guys are just expanding his ego and it's gonna come back right at you
SharkBoy: If it does, it will be worth it
ProteinDad: I have to ask then, are any of the competitors strong enough for a good spar?
SmoothCriminal: Well I mean there's Snake, but
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You mean like Solid Snake?!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh my fucking god, my heart….
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Shinji I love you, but this is Snake we're talking about
DeadA**: Eh, reasonable
SmoothCriminal: He’s really intense, dude...
ProteinDad: Sounds like a perfect sparring partner!!
SmoothCriminal: Dad, he can literally kick your face in, personally.
SmoothCriminal: Please refrain, I don’t want you getting hurt ;-;
ProteinDad: Wait, dad?
SwordMom: I’ll explain later…
SmoothCriminal: Actually aren’t you a boxer? Little Mac is one too!
ProteinDad: Well then you need to hook me up!
I LIIIIIVE: YOU FREAKIN MET LITTLE MAC TOO?! OH THIS IS BULLSHIT!!
SwordMom: You are seriously this jealous?
I LIIIIIVE: ….. I mean I was here way longer than Akira, where’s my invitation…..
SmoothCriminal: I’m sure you’ll get your time to shine soon, not now, but soon :3
I LIIIIIVE: Wow thanks.
SmoothCriminal: That’s all the shit I have to say for now! I’ll keep ya updated tho!
SilverBowl: I’m excited for these
I LIIIIIVE: …. This is still bullshit….
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Doesn’t feel good to be forgotten, huh
SilverBowl: Damn, she got you there
I LIIIIIVE: Ugh….
Minato is saltier than Pearl from SU...... it's that intense. Hope you guys enjoy, if ya did then why not leave a comment or kudos or whatever works for you! Support helps me keep going as you all know and I shall see y'all next time!
Love you, bye!
Also I came up with a list of everyone's mains, y'all can see if you want (Spent 20 minutes on this...)
Akira = Snake (Too badass to pass up)
Yu = Link (He's just too good of a character)
Minato = Mario (It's Mario.... don't fight him on this)
Minako = Luigi (Luigi is better than Mario.... She's gonna fight Minato later)
Yukari = Zelda (Beautiful and graceful~)
Junpei = Roy (Junpei da man plays Roy our boy!!)
Mitsuru = Marth (Got a good moveset in her opinion)
Akihiko = Little Mac (He seems like he uses the most protein)
Fuuka = Kirby (She just wanna hug the pink boy!)
Ken = Mega Man (Mega Man just seems cool)
Aigis = Wii Fit Trainer (Two stoic faced people... Not much happening here)
Shinjiro = Ganon (Cause why not)
Yosuke = Peach (SHE'S A GOOD CHARACTER, OKAY?!)
Chie = Ryu (Honestly it just fits)
Yukiko = Ice Climbers (They're two little beans for one big bean!)
Kanji = Donkey Kong (Tall boy plays big boy)
Rise = Rosalina (A beautiful character for a beautiful idol)
Naoto = Pac-man (Aesthetically pleasing)
Teddie = Pit (He's just best looking)
Ryuji = Yoshi (IT'S YOSHI, COME ON)
Ann = Shiek (Stealthy badass)
Yusuke = Ness (Spams PK-fire)
Makoto = Ike (Ike is better than Marth, fight her on it)
Futaba = Sonic (GOTTA GO FAST)
Haru = Villager (The villager is deadly and she's playing them..... honestly terrifying)
Akechi = Bayonetta (He's an asshole and picks broken characters)