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August 21st, XXXX

 

-Akira Kurusu created Group Chat-

Minato Arisato: Akira, what the hell is this?

 Akira Kurusu: A group chat, you know, to keep in touch

 Yu Narukami: Oh

Yu Narukami: So, this is how we’ll keep each other updated on things?

Akira Kurusu: Yep, can’t all communicate from different towns or cities

Minato Arisato: Seems reasonable then.

Akira Kurusu: Buuuuut. There’s needs to be some tiny edits to do

Yu Narukami: As in?

- Akira Kurusu changed his nickname to SmoothCriminal -

- SmoothCriminal changed Yu Narukami’s nickname to SilverBowl -

- SmoothCriminal changed Minato Arisato’s nickname to I LIIIIIVE -

I LIIIIIVE: Akira.

SilverBowl: Akira what are you doing?

- SmoothCriminal changed Group Chat name to Just a bunch of edgy Bisexuals -

I LIIIIIVE: Oh god wait.

Smooth Criminal: And now Hilarity ensues

- Smooth Criminal added SharkBoy , SugarSpiceAndWhip , PrinceLoser , and 20 others-

 I LIIIIIVE: Gdi.

I LIIIIIVE: You know, piss poor on me for thinking you would be serious

 SilverBowl: Honestly, I saw this coming

SharkBoy: YOOOO

SmoothCriminal: What do you mean? This is very serious! Just decided to make things a bit more entertaining though

SugarSpiceAndWhip: So going by the chat name, you made a group of all us for shits and giggles?

 SmoothCriminal: Yeah, I insisted on it

 SugarSpiceAndWhip: Seems legit

 I LIIIIIVE: Okay but who all did you invite.

Aigis: Greetings.

 SmoothCriminal: Really, everybody with a phone

DaMan: Wait, then who gave Aigis a phone?

I LIIIIIVE: Needed to talk to her somehow.

DaMan: Ok reasonable

Aigis: The amount of people in this chat is quite enormous.

DaMan: How did you respond so fast?!

Aigis: I have connected my body controls to the phone for maximum use.

PrinceLoser: That's some cool tech

MemeQueen: Heheheh

SmoothCriminal: Futaba, don't hack her I stg

MemeQueen: Fiiiine

 SharkBoy: Course she actually considered it

 PrinceLoser: Wait a min, how did you get all our numbers anyways?

 Yukari T.: Took the words right out of my mouth

 SmoothCriminal: Oh Futaba did it

 MemeQueen: Yep

 

MemeQueen: Few google searches and breaking firewalls, not that hard really I hacked through way worst

 PrinceLoser: I only met you for a minute and I’m already scared of you

 I LIIIIIVE: Reading over these nicknames, they're stupid as hell.

 SugarSpiceAndWhip: Excuse me, I spent 5 minutes coming up with this name

 SilverBowl: I mean, it’s not that bad. Some of them are pretty good

SilverBowl: Wait I just noticed my name, why bowl?

 SilverBowl: …..oh.

SmoothCriminal: Don’t @ me

 SilverBowl: BUT WHY

 SmoothCriminal: CAUSE WHO WEARS A BOWL CUT ANYMORE?!

SilverBowl: I DO AND IT’S FASHIONABLE

SmoothCriminal: BITCH I'M THE KING OF FASHION AND I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A CRIME TO WEAR IT!

PrinceLoser: I think it's really nice…

SuperMeatGirl: Sure you doo

 PrinceLoser: Oh shut up

SilverBowl: THANK YOU YOSUKE

SmoothCriminal: You know, it's not saying much coming from a guy who fell into a trashcan

SharkBoy: HE WHAT

MemeQueen: OMFG

 MemeQueen: I'm wHEEZING

 I LIIIIIVE: That is disappointing.

PrinceLoser: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!

SilverBowl: ......

PrinceLoser: Partner! Why?!!

SilverBowl: Okay, you have to admit it was really funny

SuperMeatGirl: It’s Hilarious!!

 SharkBoy: I can’t breathe...

SmoothCriminal: I died when he told me lol

PrinceLoser: I feel so betrayed…

- MemeQueen changed PrinceLoser’s nickname to TrashBoi -

TrashBoi: Ok, now that's just insulting

MemeQueen: Doing it for the culture

 SmoothCriminal: I never been more proud

DaMan: I leave for 2 minutes and I missed out on quality content

TrashBoi: Shut up.

TrashBoi: Well at least it couldn't get any worst

TeddyBear: Oh boy! A chat!

- TeddyBear changed his nickname to LusciousHair -

TrashBoi: Oh dear god.

SuperMeatGirl: Oh dear god.

SuperMeatGirl: Jinx

Yukari T.: Who gave him a phone!?

SuperMeatGirl: Yeah Yosuke, who gave him a phone. Hmm?

TrashBoi: HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT SO I DID

SilverBowl: You also didn't think that he would figure out how to use it

 SuperMeatGirl: He never thinks tho

TrashBoi: Please don't do this…

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Is this something I should be worried bout?

 - DaMan changed Yukari T.’s nickname to WalmartKatness -

WalmartKatness: You don't even know…

WalmartKatness: Also why is this my name?!

DaMan: Heheh

 DaMan: I mean, am I wrong?

WalmartKatness: I will slap you.

DaMan: Could you not?

 I LIIIIIVE: He really isn't wrong though.

 WalmartKatness: MINATO!

 DaMan: HA

 Aigis: Is this what you call an epic burn?

 WalmartKatness: I will leave you all dead in Tartarus.

 LusciousHair: Oh my! Even my lovely Aigis is here!

LusciousHair: Is this chat just filled with beautiful ladies? I think my beary heart will just stop!

WalmartKatness: Yeah no I'm done. Not doing this.

- WalmartKatness left the group-

- I LIIIIIVE added WalmartKatness -

I LIIIIIVE: If I'm suffering, so are you.

WalmartKatness: Gdi

SmoothCriminal: Now see? This is all getting along just fine

 SilverBowl: This is getting along fine?

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira, you been hanging out with Futaba too much

SmoothCriminal: Have not!!

I LIIIIIVE: If she made you this unbearable then yes you have

 LusciousHair: Nice bear joke! 

I LIIIIIVE: Don't.

SmoothCriminal: Know what, you guys are just jealous of my creative skill level!

SilverBowl: Not really

SharkBoy: Futaba, stay away from Akira for a while

MemeQueen: Hey, he's my brother! I can't help if he converts to the meme side!

SuperMeatGirl: Meme side?

WalmartKatness: Is that even a thing?

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yes. Yes it is.

SharkBoy: She has a kingdom and everything

LusciousHair: Really??

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well if you call a clustered up room a kingdom, then yeah

TrashBoi: Idk if that's weird or not

WalmartKatness: Mostly weird

 MemeQueen: WELCOME TO MEMETOPIA BITCHES!

 MemeQueen: WHERE EVERYTHING OF ALL AGES IS WELCOMED FROM ME GUSTA TO LIGMA!

SmoothCriminal: YEAH

 DaMan: I kinda actually want to join

 TrashBoi: I do and don't at the same time

I LIIIIIVE: ….

 Aigis: Um..

Aigis: What is…. Ligma?

MemeQueen: Oh

SmoothCriminal: Ohoh

MemeQueen: OHOH

SmoothCriminal: OHOHOH

MemeQueen: OHOHOHOHOHOH

I LIIIIIVE: Just kill me again.

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August 22nd, XXXX

 

BENT: What the fuck is on my phone right now

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Lol language

 

SmoothCriminal: The most greatest group chat in all of existence

 

BENT: Oh k AND DON'T LANGUAGE ME WOMAN

 

SmoothCriminal: Now I like you, you easily accepted this

 

DetectivePrince: SEEM WE MISSED A BIT IN CHAT

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: O? Naoto here too?

 

PrinceLoser: Oh GOD I forgot she texted like that

 

I LIIIIIVE: I didn't think this would actually be a continuous thing.

 

SmoothCriminal: Stop denying it Minato

 

I LIIIIIVE: But

 

I LIIIIIVE: Being pessimistic is a skill of mine

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Obviously

 

Queen: Akira, why did you make this.

 

SmoothCriminal: Why do you assume I made it!? Could've been Yu! Or even Ryuji!

 

SilverBowl: Why did you drag me into this?

 

Queen: I only know because Ryuji told me you made it

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh

 

SmoothCriminal: Seems legit

 

SharkBoy: Was I not supposed to tell her?

 

SmoothCriminal: She was supposed to find out herself but you can't shut up so idk what I was expecting

 

Queen: Honestly

 

BENT: Wait, wait. So who is who?

 

SharkBoy: ?

 

DaMan: You really can't tell?

 

BENT: I CAN! I just… needed to make sure, that's all

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: He has no clue

 

BENT: SHUT UP RISE

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh he has one clue

 

SmoothCriminal: Well just so you know, I'm Fuckboy, nice to meet you

 

BENT: Oh hey Akira

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: God no hesitation!

 

SmoothCriminal: …….He must’ve backlogged to look

 

BENT: Sure let's go with that

 

DetectivePrince: I AM NAOTO

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Yeah I think we could tell

 

PrinceLoser: No problem there

 

SilverBowl: Naoto please don't text until you find the caps lock button

 

SmoothCriminal: ….. Her name is triggering

 

DaMan: Why?

 

Queen: It’s a long story….

 

PrinceLoser: I mean we got time so

 

SilverBowl: We get off topic so easily

 

SwordMom: Okay so 1. My phone has been buzzing non stop for the past damn day and 2. You would think the names would be obvious

 

BENT: Well shit I'm sorry I don't have the smarts!

 

SmolBean: Language….

 

SmoothCriminal: Ok Now this is someone who needs to say their name

 

SmoothCriminal: Half this chat is smol beans

 

I LIIIIIVE: It’s Fuuka

 

I LIIIIIVE: Please run while you still can, you too mom.

 

SwordMom: Why do you insist on calling me that?

 

PrinceLoser: I mean

 

PrinceLoser: It’s in your name

 

DaMan: Mitsuru we already discussed this, you're team mom

 

I LIIIIIVE: It has been written and it is law.

 

SwordMom: I didn't agree to any of this

 

SmoothCriminal: I didn't agree to a lot of things but look at me now

 

SwordMom: Is that supposed to make me feel better?

 

SmoothCriminal: Honestly not really

 

I LIIIIIVE: For the love of-

 

I LIIIIIVE: Naoto why do you keep spamming me to add you?

 

DetectivePrince: I AM NOT?...

 

I LIIIIIVE: Then explain who the hell is this?

 

SmoothCriminal: Wait.

 

-I LIIIIIVE added DetectivePrince to the chat-

 

SmoothCriminal: W A I T.

 

DetectivePrince: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS.

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August 22nd, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: Naoto. Please for the love of god, tell me that is a backup account.

 

DetectivePrince: NO

 

DetectivePrince: Hello Gals and Pals

 

SmoothCriminal: GET THE FUCK OUT!

 

DetectivePrince: OKAY WHY DO YOU HATE ME

 

SmoothCriminal: YOU KILLED ME

 

DetectivePrince: AND YOU CAME BACK

 

DaMan: I feel like there's some tension

 

SmoothCriminal: OH NO FUCKING SHIT

 

SilverBowl: Hold up

 

SilverBowl: Is that the guy you told me about? The pancake backstabbing motherfucking fake ass detective?

 

SmoothCriminal: TO THE LAST E

 

PrinceLoser: Wait, so is he why the name is so triggering?

 

SmoothCriminal: Y E S

 

DetectivePrince: Idk if that title is hurtful or accurate

 

SharkBoy: Why not both.

 

DetectivePrince: I can live with that

 

Queen: Why are you here!? We thought you died!

 

DetectivePrince: Back from the dead bitches and better than ever

 

SmoothCriminal: Not

 

DetectivePrince: Oh hush, you couldn't live without your local Detective Prince around

 

SmoothCriminal: Actually I could CAUSE HE WAS THE ONE TO KILL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

 

DetectivePrince: XCUSE ME BUT

 

DetectivePrince: Y DO U HAVE MY NAME?

 

DetectivePrince: Cause I'm the detective prince, who the hell are you?

 

DetectivePrince: THE REAL DETECTIVE PRINCE.

 

DetectivePrince: Yeah right, haven't you heard the name Akechi Goro?

 

BENT: Um have you not heard of Naoto Shirogane?!

 

DetectivePrince: …….oh

 

DetectivePrince: Oh

 

DetectivePrince: Ooooooooh!

 

DetectivePrince: Well shit.

 

SmoothCriminal: You're not even deserving of her title.

 

DetectivePrince: Well whatcha gonna do about it cause I'm not changing it

 

SharkBoy: Oh wait!

 

SharkBoy: I GOT THIS!

 

SilverBowl: ?

 

- SharkBoy changed DetectivePrince’s nickname to DetectivePrick -

 

SharkBoy: FIXED!

 

Queen: Accurate

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: As fuck

 

DetectivePrick: WRONG ONE

 

DetectivePrince: HA Lmao I always liked you Ryuji

 

DaMan: Wow you had one job and failed

 

SharkBoy: GOD DAMNIT, HOLD ON!

 

- SharkBoy changed DetectivePrick’s nickname to RealDetectivePrince and DetectivePrince’s nickname to FuckOff-

 

RealDetectivePrince: Y THANK U

 

FuckOff: I take it back.

 

SharkBoy: I don't care

 

SmoothCriminal: Here's an better idea, can he get the fuck off our chat?

 

SwordMom: He is causing a disturbance

 

I LIIIIIVE: Awwww, I actually find his presence amusing though.

 

SmoothCriminal: Why.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Because he annoys the shit outta you.

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh don't even go there, I will kick you too

 

I LIIIIIVE: Please do, you'll be blessing me.

 

SmoothCriminal: Omfg

 

MemeQueen: Hey

 

MemeQueen: I know a way to get back at him

 

SmoothCriminal: PM ME NOW.

 

I LIIIIIVE: It really can't get any worse than this.

 

SilverBowl: I wouldn't tempt him

 

Queen: We are talking about Akira and Futaba

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh please.

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yeeeeeah those two will think up some shit

 

I LIIIIIVE: Like what.

 

- SmoothCriminal added Minako to the chat-

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh.

 

I LIIIIIVE: FUCK.

 

Minako: It's Britney Bitch.

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August 22nd, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: Minato

 

SmoothCriminal: You never told me you have a sister

 

I LIIIIIVE: You were NEVER. SUPPOSED. TO. KNOW.

 

Minako: Wow, practically twins and you never told them about me

 

I LIIIIIVE: Don’t even start with me.

 

DaMan: MINAKO!!!

 

Minako: JUNPEI!!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh my god.

 

DaMan: It’s great to talk to you again, how long has it been?

 

Minako: Waaaay too long!

 

SmoothCriminal: Ohohoh this is going to be grand

 

DaMan: Lemme go tell everybody else you’re online!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Please don’t!

 

SilverBowl: Wait, you have a sister Minato

 

Minako: I guess since my dear brother never told you guys about me, I may as well introduce myself

 

Minako: My name is Arisato Minako: The better haired, body, personality, and practically everything else of Minato

 

I LIIIIIVE: YOU SPIT NOTHING BUT LIES.

 

Minako: Oh come on Brotheeeeeeer!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Not that shit again!

 

SilverBowl: It’s nice to meet you, I’m Yu

 

SmoothCriminal: And you know me, the handsome Akira

 

Minako: Great to FINALLY meet you too

 

I LIIIIIVE: So this was your way to get back at me Akira.

 

SmoothCriminal: Yep, for adding Pancake Mother Fucker

 

FuckOff: I’M STILL HERE

 

SmoothCriminal: THEN LEAVE!

 

I LIIIIIVE: OMFG SHE KEEPS SENDING ME LIQUID SNAKE CLIPS OF HIM SAYING “BROTHER”

 

Minako: It’s not brother, it’s BROTHEEEEEEER

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well we warned you Akira would find a way

 

MemeQueen: Hey! I helped 2!

 

Minako: Oh? I don’t think we met?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: We haven’t, my name is Ann!

 

SmoothCriminal: She’s part of my group, it also consists of Ryuji, Makoto, Futaba, and others who are not yet here

 

SharkBoy: YO!

 

Queen: Hello

 

MemeQueen: H-Hewwo?

 

Minako: Nice to get to know you all!

 

FuckOff: Didn’t you forget me!?

 

SmoothCriminal: No.

 

SharkBoy: No.

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: No.

 

Queen: No.

 

FuckOff: ;-;

 

I LIIIIIVE: STOP MAKING FRIENDS WITH HER

 

Minako: Wow, jelly much?

 

I LIIIIIVE: More like Crippling Depressed

 

SmoothCriminal: EEEEEEEDGY

 

SilverBowl: That’s nothing new honestly

 

SilverBowl: I have my own group here too but they’re just not here

 

SuperMeatGirl: I’m here! Just been watching in amusement

 

Yukiko: Me too

 

SilverBowl: Okay Chie I understand BUT WHEN DID YOU GET HERE YUKIKO

 

SuperMeatGirl: Yeah she’s been too busy laughing to actually say something

 

Yukiko: It’s all been too funny!

 

SilverBowl: Course it has

 

MemeQueen: I mean she’s not wrong

 

I LIIIIIVE: So my pain is funny

 

SmoothCriminal: You sure thought mine was

 

Minako: Minato don’t worry too much, nothing bad is going to happen

 

WalmartKatness: OMG JUNPEI WAS RIGHT

 

SmolBean: It really is Minako!

 

DaMan: I told you guys!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Uuuuuuuuugh

 

Minako: Hi guys!!

 

SwordMom: It’s been quite a while Minako

 

ProteinDad: Hey there!

 

I LIIIIIVE: UUUUUUUUUGH

 

Aigis: It has been a long time Minako

 

EvenSmollerBean: Hey Minako!

 

I LIIIIIVE: EVEN KEN’S HERE!?!

 

Minako: Is everybody here?! This is great! But wait where’s-

 

DeadAss: Oh hey Mina

 

Minako: SHIIIIINJIIII!!!

 

SmoothCriminal: You know, I’ve just been watching in amusement

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira.

 

SmoothCriminal: You started this with Akechi

 

I LIIIIIVE: ……...Touche

 

FuckOff: WHAT DID I DO WRONG

 

SuperMeatGirl: Apparently a lot

 

SuperMeatGirl: Also brb cause Yukiko can’t breathe from her laughter

 

SilverBowl: Oh jeez, make sure she doesn’t die

 

SmoothCriminal: Speaking of death, Minako, did you die too?

 

Minako: Yep! But now I’m back!

 

SmolBean: We thought we lost the both of them

 

SwordMom: But somehow they got brought back, we still don’t know the details on how

 

SilverBowl: SO WAIT

 

SilverBowl: Out of me, Minako, Minato, and Akira, I’m the only one who hasn’t died!

 

SilverBowl: Am I missing out on something?

 

SmoothCriminal: Not really

 

Minako: Nope

 

I LIIIIIVE: Yes.

 

SilverBowl: Now I’m scared…. Does that mean I’m gonna die soon too?!

 

SharkBoy: Don’t worry, you’ll probably get brought back to life

 

DeadAss: That is a trending thing with the dead now apparently

 

ArtisticInspiration: My phone buzzed so much, it shook the table and spilled my paint everywhere

 

ProteinDad: That is one flimsy table

 

SmoothCriminal: Sorry Yusuke

 

MemeQueen: Oh great Inari’s here

 

ArtisticInspiration: It’s nice to chat with you too Futaba

 

ArtisticInspiration: Well now that I’m here, what did I miss

 

I LIIIIIVE: The end of my sanity

 

SmoothCriminal: One of the greatest revenges in history

 

ArtisticInspiration: Those sound like two completely different things

 

Queen: Consider the two different perspectives

 

ArtisticInspiration: ....... Okay who did what to Akira?

 

FuckOff: I think my appearance has to do something with it

 

ArtisticInspiration: And you are?

 

SilverBowl: One word: Pancakes

 

ArtisticInspiration: Oh….

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah, you may want to get used to him

 

PrinceLoser: Wow, this dude is like the Adachi of the group chat apparently

 

DaMan: ?

 

PrinceLoser: A traitor from our own adventure

 

ProteinDad: Seems like we all have our fair share of traitors

 

Queen: You guys had one to?

 

DaMan: Eh we don’t really speak of it…

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: That’s reasonable

 

PrinceLoser: Seems like we’re all alike in some ways

 

EvenSmollerBean: Like had deaths in our groups

 

SilverBowl: Not really us but still

 

SharkBoy: WE ALL HAVE DOPE ASS PERSONAS

 

BENT: We all have pretty good friends

 

SilverBowl: Nice addition Kanji and welcome back

 

I LIIIIIVE: I’m considering cutting everyone off…

 

Aigis: Including me?

 

I LIIIIIVE: ...... Okay I’m cutting every human off.

 

WalmartKatness: Oh rude!

 

Minako: I know right! He just has no regard for others

 

MemeQueen: I have the perfect name for you

 

- MemeQueen changed Minako’s nickname to MinatoButWithBetterLegs -


MinatoButWithBetterLegs: PERFECT!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Get me off this fucking chat.

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August 23rd, XXXX

 

EvenSmollerBean: So um…

 

EvenSmollerBean: This is awkward but…

 

I LIIIIIVE: What's up Ken?

 

EvenSmollerBean: I kinda need to interview somebody I look up to for a school project due in two days and…

 

EvenSmollerBean: I’m having a hard time choosing someone cause you all are so cool, so would anyone like to do it with me?..

 

SmoothCriminal: SAY NO MORE I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh hell no. I'll do it with you Ken.

 

SilverBowl: Wait, that sounds fun, can I do it with him?

 

SmoothCriminal: Nope, already called dibs

 

SilverBowl: What?! How do you call dibs?? What if he wants to do it with me?!

 

SmoothCriminal: Highly doubt that since I'm the cooler one

 

I LIIIIIVE: Okay 1. He barely knows you Akira and 2. I don't trust either of you with him so I'm doing it with him.

 

EvenSmollerBean: Uh guys?

 

SmoothCriminal: What you mean you don't trust us?! I'm responsible!!

 

Queen: That's highly debatable

 

SmoothCriminal: :0!! What you mean?! Im the peak of responsibility!

 

SharkBoy: Says the man who spent all his yen on soda and cashed out every machine on the block

 

EvenSmollerBean: He what? Lol

 

SmoothCriminal: Those help us in the mementos, did it or did it not!?

 

ArtisticInspiration: Okay but we really did not need that much

 

SmoothCriminal: Yusuke, continue and it's no food for a week

 

ArtisticInspiration:.....

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: You also thought it would be a good idea to stick your knife in your gun

 

SmoothCriminal: Okay first off, knife-gun is my greatest creation of all time and it only backfired ONE TIME

 

MemeQueen: Into your face LOL

 

FuckOff: You also thought it would be a good idea to trust me

 

SmoothCriminal: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS

 

FluffySheep: Akira you really aren't that responsible, please just admit it

 

MemeQueen: Damn, even she called you out

 

SmoothCriminal: ;---; Haru, babe, not you too….

 

SmoothCriminal: Omfg Morg read the text and is spewing my ear off now...

 

I LIIIIIVE: And the Troupe has spoken.

 

EvenSmollerBean: Lololol

 

SilverBowl: Wow me and Minato really are the responsible ones

 

I LIIIIIVE: Now hold up, never said you was anymore reliable

 

SilverBowl: Wait what?!

 

SilverBowl: What have I done?!

 

PrinceLoser: Ate food X despite my warnings

 

SuperMeatGirl: Yeah it's sweet that you considered our feelings but you looked like you was going to die

 

SilverBowl: I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE

 

Yukiko: I appreciate it

 

Yukiko: Oh! Didn't he use a golf club when he went into the TV world?

 

LusciousHair: Yeppy!!

 

EvenSmollerBean: A golf club?

 

BENT: He did? The hell that was gonna do?

 

SilverBowl: It’s more effective than a chair!!

 

BENT: Would you say that if I whacked you with one?

 

RealDetectivePrince: KANJI.

 

BENT: Sorry….

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Wow. Senpai isn't as bright as I thought he was

 

LusciousHair: Haha Senpai can be so dumb!

 

SilverBowl: I can't believe I'm getting attacked here..

 

SmoothCriminal: YEEEAH ROAST HIS ASS

 

SilverBowl: OH HUSH!

 

I LIIIIIVE: And yet my case is closed.

 

SilverBowl: Gimme a break, you must’ve done some dumb stuff before

 

I LIIIIIVE: Barely…

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hah

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hahah

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

SmoothCriminal: She says otherwise

 

I LIIIIIVE: MINAKO I STG

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Lol fiiiiine, he has done dumnshit but I won't say what

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You lucky I love you enough to not put your ass on blast

 

DaMan: Aaaaw I was looking forward to that

 

I LIIIIIVE: Junpei!

 

SwordMom: Not going to lie, so was I

 

EvenSmollerBean: Same

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I would say let me do it with you but

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Interviewing me is like doing it with Minato with slight differences so it doesn't matter much

 

I LIIIIIVE: Anyways, Ken just interview me, we'll get it quick and done

 

DaMan: Wait?

 

DaMan: Interview?

 

EvenSmollerBean: It’s a interview somebody you think is cool project from school

 

SharkBoy: Really, that's what this is all about?! Dude, interview me and it'll be the coolest one!!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: You're kidding me right? I'm a legit model, he should do it with me if anything

 

PrinceLoser: Oh please, let the Prince of Cool handle it

 

EvenSmollerBean: Um..

 

MemeQueen: And yet you changed your name back to PrinceLoser, huh TrashBoi?

 

PrinceLoser: QUIT IT!!

 

WalmartKatness: Kenny! You could've just asked me to interview!

 

EvenSmollerBean: Yeah but…

 

ProteinDad: Ken! I'll give you the most manly of interviews!!

 

ArtisticInspiration: As an Artist, I believe we could make quite the interview

 

Aigis: I am an actual robot.

 

EvenSmollerBean: …….

 

BENT: Hey Ken, PM me real quick, trust me.

 

SmoothCriminal: Okay, can we all just agree that I'm being chosen?

 

SilverBowl: OH

 

I LIIIIIVE: SHUT

 

DaMan: UP

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: AKIRA

 

EvenSmollerBean: Uh….Okay Kanji…..

 

SmoothCriminal: OH COME ON GUYS

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BENT: You doing alright there kid?

 

EvenSmollerBean: Feeling pressured really…

 

BENT: Yeah I can't blame ya

 

BENT: You don't have to choose against your will, just go with ya gut

 

BENT: Ya know?

 

EvenSmollerBean: Oh thanks Kanji!

 

EvenSmollerBean: …..Hey

 

EvenSmollerBean: Would it be okay if I interviewed you?

 

BENT: EH?!

 

BENT: OH! Um sure I guess??

 

BENT: Though I ain't really that interesting I guess… Just a tailor and all…

 

EvenSmollerBean: That seems cool to me! Brings me back to when you fixed my shoelace

 

BENT: Heh yeah, you was terrified of me

 

EvenSmollerBean: Can you blame me?

 

BENT: Nah. Hold up, should we tell the others or?

 

EvenSmollerBean: I don't think so… Maybe after the project’s done

 

BENT: Cool with me

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August 25th, XXXX

 

EvenSmollerBean: Hey guys!

 

SmoothCriminal: Ken!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Where'd you go?? Didn't you say the project was due in two days?

 

EvenSmollerBean: Yep! Told it to the class today and got an A!

 

SilverBowl: That's great! But… who did you interview?

 

SmoothCriminal: I'm already hurt cause it wasn't me!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira shut it

 

SmoothCriminal: Back at ya

 

EvenSmollerBean: Actually

 

EvenSmollerBean: I interviewed Kanji

 

SilverBowl: Really?!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Weren't you scared of him?

 

EvenSmollerBean: That was in the past! He's cool and was okay with doing the project with me

 

SmoothCriminal: So wait

 

SmoothCriminal: You interviewed a small town tailor

 

SmoothCriminal: WHEN YOU COULD'VE DONE A CITY KNOWN SUAVE CRIMINAL?!

 

SmoothCriminal: …… Ok nvm I can see how that would end pretty bad and concerning

 

I LIIIIIVE: Could've seen that two days ago?

 

SmoothCriminal: I was too much in the moment

 

SilverBowl: Well at least you got it done and with a good grade, nice thing for Kanji to do

 

EvenSmollerBean: Yeah it was!

 

I LIIIIIVE: ……

 

EvenSmollerBean: Minato?

 

SilverBowl: What's up man?

 

SmoothCriminal: I know what

 

SmoothCriminal: You butt hurt he didn't do it with you, ain't ya?

 

I LIIIIIVE: …...I mean, I knew him longer…..

 

EvenSmollerBean: Sorry...

 

EvenSmollerBean: Wanna do my science project with me?

 

I LIIIIIVE: ……..Yes.

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August 27th, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: Ok! It's time to get serious!!

 

SmoothCriminal: Yu! Minato! Minako! Get on here!

 

SilverBowl: Present

 

I LIIIIIVE: What the hell you want Akira.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hello yello

 

SmoothCriminal: I am about to ask a serious question

 

SmoothCriminal: Who is fucking who?

 

SilverBowl: …….What.

 

I LIIIIIVE: I'm getting so sick of this.

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh come on!! I've been wondering this for the past 5 days, just tell me!!

 

SmoothCriminal: My shipping fuel is low!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Shipping fuel?

 

SilverBowl: Akira….

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: If it helps, I'm with Shinji~

 

SmoothCriminal: WHY THANK YOU MINAKO, I can see why you're the better twin

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira remind me to punch you in the face 5x more than usual

 

SmoothCriminal: But

 

SmoothCriminal: 0 x 5 is 0

 

I LIIIIIVE: …..

 

SilverBowl: He's not wrong

 

I LIIIIIVE: Touche.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Honestly now I'm curious too, who is fucking who

 

SmoothCriminal: EXACTLY, so Yu crack out a notebook and get to writing!

 

SilverBowl: Oh I already got some down, lemme go get it

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wait why.

 

SilverBowl: Double dates? And also I can't keep track of all these damn couples.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh

 

I LIIIIIVE: Well guess I have no choice in this.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Nada

 

I LIIIIIVE: This is what my life has come to...

 

SilverBowl: Got it!

 

SmoothCriminal: Allllrighty then! Lady and Gentlemen, time to confess!

 

SmoothCriminal: Minato, Minako, you two first

 

I LIIIIIVE: Course

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Alright!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Well besides me and Shinjiro, have Minato told you he's dating Aigis?

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah that's pretty obvious

 

I LIIIIIVE: I actually can't say anything about that

 

SmoothCriminal: Tell me, how is it dating a robot?

 

I LIIIIIVE: No different from dating a human…. Except in some…. Ways.

 

SmoothCriminal: Ohohoho

 

SmoothCriminal: Know what, I'll ask later. Let's continue!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Um

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Isn't Mitsuru and Akihiko dating?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Does not that explain their names?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: True

 

SmoothCriminal: I literally just thought they had those names because they were both valid team parents

 

I LIIIIIVE: I mean that too

 

SilverBowl: Are we allowed to call them Mom and Dad too?

 

I LIIIIIVE: No.

 

SilverBowl: :(

 

SmoothCriminal: Anyone else?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Junpei had a girlfriend too but…… we don't speak of it.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Poor sweetie….

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh...

 

I LIIIIIVE: Other than that, everybody on our side is single

 

SmoothCriminal: Got all that down Yu?

 

SilverBowl: Two ghost dating, parent couple, one classified relationship, and one ghost is banging a robot, yep!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Way to put it literal

 

SmoothCriminal: ALRIGHT then we know who's next

 

SmoothCriminal: Sir Bowl Cut, if you would please

 

SilverBowl: Alright alright, I'll out some people

 

SilverBowl: Granted all of them will actually kill me for this.

 

SmoothCriminal: I was gonna get it outta you guys one way or another

 

SilverBowl: Most likely

 

I LIIIIIVE: Now that I think about it

 

I LIIIIIVE: Reminds me of that time in Group Date Cafe

 

SilverBowl: Oh yeeeah

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hold up, you was in a group date bro?

 

I LIIIIIVE: It's more complicated than it sounds

 

SmoothCriminal: Riiiiiight what’s more complicated than being on a orgy date?

 

SilverBowl: Why must you call it that

 

SmoothCriminal: No one stopping me

 

SilverBowl: Fair enough

 

SilverBowl: So to our left we have our local lesbians, Chie and Yukiko

 

SmoothCriminal: Fuckin called it

 

I LIIIIVE: But didn't you and Chie date for a while

 

SilverBowl: Yeah but we broke it off, all is well tho

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ah

 

SilverBowl: And to our right we have the immense sexual tension couple, Kanji and Naoto

 

SmoothCriminal: They still nervous wrecks?

 

SilverBowl: You need a butcher knife to cut that tension

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Damn

 

SilverBowl: Me and Rise had to team up with Teddie to set them up, wasn't easy

 

SilverBowl: We almost died to gunshots in the process…

 

I LIIIIIVE: You alright?

 

SilverBowl: A lil traumatized but ya know how it is

 

SmoothCriminal: We fight shadows for a living and that's what you scared of?

 

SilverBowl: She has the insta-kill skills

 

I LIIIIIVE: So do you!

 

SilverBowl: LOOK SHE'S TERRIFYING FOR BEING 152 CM

 

SmoothCriminal: cHOKES SHE SO TINY

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: CAN I LIKE, HUG HER!?? PET HER?!?! PLEASE???

 

SilverBowl: If you wanna die, sure

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I got personas for the jobs, it will be worth

 

SmoothCriminal: Immune bitch!

 

SilverBowl: You and your damn Satanael

 

SmoothCriminal: Jelly

 

SilverBowl: Hush.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Mine is Jesus

 

SmoothCriminal: No wonder I'm fighting you so often

 

SilverBowl: That’s really convenient actually

 

I LIIIIIVE: Back on topic tho! Yu, you one of the only ones left

 

SilverBowl: Eeeeeeeeh

 

SmoothCriminal: Heheh

 

SmoothCriminal: You fuckin Yosuke aren't you

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: HA GAAAAAAAAAY

 

I LIIIIIVE: A fair amount of our friends are gay

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Said it for the culture

 

SilverBowl: Please don't tell him I said we're dating

 

I LIIIIIVE: Why does it matter

 

SilverBowl: He's awkward about it

 

SmoothCriminal: He'll live

 

SilverBowl: He’s a good boyfriend though…

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Awwww!

 

SmoothCriminal: That’s sweet

 

I LIIIIIVE: My sweet tooth is aching

 

SilverBowl: Annnnyways

 

SmoothCriminal: Is that all in your crew?

 

SilverBowl: Yeh

 

SmoothCriminal: And now onto me!

 

SmoothCriminal: Lemme get this right off the bat, I'm basically fucking everybody so

 

SilverBowl: Oh?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh really?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh so Haru knows?

 

SmoothCriminal: WAIT HOLD UP-

 

SilverBowl: Oh well lemme ask her real quick

 

I LIIIIIVE: Yeah I’m curious on what she has to say about Emperor Pimp

 

SmoothCriminal: NO WAIT, SHE'LL KILL ME

 

I LIIIIIVE: How?

 

SilverBowl: But she's so fluffy??

 

SmoothCriminal: SHE HAS A GRENADE LAUNCHER.

 

I LIIIIIVE: .......Say what.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Jesus Christ

 

I LIIIIIVE: So she's Aigis on a bad night

 

SmoothCriminal: Y E P.

 

SilverBowl: Next thing you tell me is that she has a battle axe

 

SmoothCriminal: ……..Wellll

 

SilverBowl: Forget I even mentioned it.

 

SilverBowl: Anyways be serious, you started this and now you're ending it

 

SmoothCriminal: Fiiiiiine, just wanted to be a cool pimp…

 

I LIIIIIVE: That seems like that won’t end well

 

SmoothCriminal: Well you already know bout me and my best girl

 

SmoothCriminal: We also have our local lesbian, Ann

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh?

 

SmoothCriminal: She's dating a sweetheart named Shiho who used to go to our school

 

SmoothCriminal: We all love her, she's such a bean and mood

 

SilverBowl: Awh

 

I LIIIIIVE: Cute

 

SmoothCriminal: Now with this couple, idk how or when

 

SmoothCriminal: But somehow, Ryuji scored with Makoto

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wait.

 

SilverBowl: You mean the blonde who says For real every two minutes?

 

I LIIIIIVE: The team dumbass? With the Student President?

 

SilverBowl: The one with the weird shark teeth? And the one with all A’s

 

SmoothCriminal: That's them.

 

SilverBowl: H O W

 

SmoothCriminal: I mean, they’re surprisingly cute but still

 

I LIIIIIVE: Still shocking really

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Opposites attract does work then lol

 

SmoothCriminal: I mean, it’s working with Yusuke and Futaba so

 

SilverBowl: Going by what you told me about them, I’m kinda surprised but then again not

 

I LIIIIIVE: The meme lord and her artist boyfriend

 

I LIIIIIVE: Their children would probably be photoshop masters for creating memes

 

SmoothCriminal: I will be such a proud uncle

 

SilverBowl: Sounds like a entertaining couple

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah I set them up and have no regrets

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Team shipper eh?

 

SmoothCriminal: :3 yeeeeeeah

 

I LIIIIIVE: So what about Akechi?

 

SmoothCriminal: …….Is that a joke?

 

SmoothCriminal: You would have to have -50 standards to want to date him

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ouch

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oooooh that burn though

 

SmoothCriminal: Other than that, I believe that’s everyone!

 

SilverBowl: Alright, list is done

 

I LIIIIIVE: So is that enough fuel for you

 

SmoothCriminal: Yes! I can feel the POWER

 

SmoothCriminal: MY POWER LEVEL IS INCREASING

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hmm

 

SmoothCriminal: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Akira

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Was this just so you could tease us anytime we do remotely anything cute

 

SmoothCriminal: IT'S OVER 9000-........ Maybe

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: BECAUSE I DO THE SAME THING!!

 

SmoothCriminal: :0 SHIPPING BUDDY!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh god no!

 

SmoothCriminal: THE SHIPPING JOKER WITH HIS PARTNER MINAKO, HERE TO APPRECIATE EVERY COUPLE AROUND

 

MinatoButWthBetterLegs: YEAH!!!

 

SilverBowl: You guys are entertaining

Chapter Text

August 29th, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: MAN DO I FEEL FABULOUS

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh good for you

 

I LIIIIIVE: My legs are tired and sore…

 

SilverBowl: ? What did you guys get done doing?

 

SmoothCriminal: Dancing my funky ass off!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Something I never thought I'd do, dancing

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wait

 

SmoothCriminal: Hold up

 

SilverBowl: So you both were dancing? DID YOU GUYS HAVE A DANCE PARTY AND DIDN’T INVITE ME!?!

 

I LIIIIIVE: No, not really

 

SmoothCriminal: It really is tho

 

SilverBowl: Well damn now I'm hurt, I can bust some moves too

 

SmoothCriminal: You danced before?

 

PrinceLoser: Practically did it to fight shadows

 

SuperMeatGirl: We're technically famous actually

 

BENT: Yeah, as much famous that backup dancers could get

 

SuperMeatGirl: Lemme dream Moronji!

 

BENT: STOP CALLING ME THAT

 

I LIIIIIVE: That was as clever as Stupei

 

DaMan: THANK YOU, IT IS A DUMB NAME

 

WalmartKatness: OH HUSH STUPEI

 

SmoothCriminal: WAIT WAIT WAIT. W A I T. YOU GUYS WERE BACKUP DANCERS??! FOR WHO????

 

SilverBowl: Kanamin, Kanami Mashita, or as Nanako calls her, Big Sis

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh! I heard of her!

 

SharkBoy: Wait who?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Ryuji I stg

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: She has POSTERS, EVERYWHERE

 

SharkBoy: WHEN DID YOU THINK I LOOK AT POSTERS?!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: SHE'S ON EVERY OTHER BILLBOARD IN THE FUCKING CITY

 

SharkBoy: FUCK YOU!

 

WalmartKatness: You’re not that bright are you?

 

SharkBoy: Don’t.

 

SilverBowl: I mean Rise is everywhere too, she's in a movie

 

SmoothCriminal: Wait what?

 

SilverBowl: Don't you remember?

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Oh yeah I am!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Um but that would mean you'd have to be…

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: You guys never told them I'm Risette?

 

SharkBoy: FO’REAL?!

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh my bad, forgot to tell them

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: You're…..

 

SharkBoy: Ann?

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Is she okay?

 

SmoothCriminal: I think her brain might have exploded

 

I LIIIIIVE: I mean if you was in a group chat with a famous idol and didn't know til days later, wouldn't yours?

 

DaMan: Fair point

 

SharkBoy: That's pretty cool tbh! How did ya get a persona tho?

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Long story short, needed a break from fame and met Yu, everything else goes down from there

 

SmoothCriminal: Explainable

 

Queen: OKAY WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!

 

SmoothCriminal: Pardon?

 

FluffySheep: We were hanging out with Ann and Futaba at the shopping center and she passed out after reading her phone

 

FluffySheep: Futaba is currently on the ground with her

 

FluffySheep: She said it was to make them look like they were chilling out

 

SmoothCriminal: Lmao nice

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: OMFG!! Is she okay!?

 

Queen: Yeah she’ll live

 

RealDetectivePrince: I ASSUME SHE IS A BIG FAN

 

SilverBowl: Great for you to join us

 

RealDetectivePrince: FINALLY GOT A BREAK SO I AM HERE

 

SharkBoy: Makoto, Haru, did ya know Rise is a idol!?

 

FluffySheep: Oh!!

 

Queen: I had my speculations because of the name and them being from Inaba but I wasn’t too sure

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: It’s not THAT big of a deal

 

SuperMeatGirl: Just let them bask in the amazement

 

SmoothCriminal: Wow Yu, just meeting famous people left and right

 

SilverBowl: Okay after Rise, trust me when I say I didn’t expect to get caught up with another idol

 

I LIIIIIVE: How did you guys even get mixed up with Kanami?

 

RealDetectivePrince: HER BACKUP DANCERS WENT MISSING

 

PrinceLoser: Things escalated from there

 

Yukiko: And we got pulled into the TV world to fight against shadows once more

 

Yukiko: But we couldn’t use weapons

 

BENT: So we had to dance which was fucking stupid but hey

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: It was fun and you know it Kanji!

 

SilverBowl: So basically it was dance battles

 

SmoothCriminal: …...

 

I LIIIIIVE: ……

 

FluffySheep: …..

 

WalmartKatness: …...

 

DaMan: …..Anyone just danced for the hell of it?

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah

 

Queen: Pretty much

 

ProteinDad: Tbh I did it for good workout methods

 

I LIIIIIVE: Course you did

 

ProteinDad: At least I was going for the idea unlike you

 

I LIIIIIVE: Maybe cause I’m not a dancer

 

WalmartKatness: Oh that’s such bullshit

 

DaMan: Totally

 

SmoothCriminal: So he can dance?!

 

Aigis: Very well actually

 

SmoothCriminal: YO I’D PAID TO SEE THAT

 

SilverBowl: Me too honestly

 

I LIIIIIVE: You never will see it.

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh poop you.

 

Queen: It could’ve just been a bunch of jumping around like Ryuji

 

SharkBoy: HEY! I DON’T DANCE SO AT LEAST I WAS TRYING

 

Queen: And you looked cute doing it

 

SharkBoy: ……

 

SmoothCriminal: Lol Morg said Cat got your tongue?

 

SharkBoy: I’ll throw him again.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Okay I can assure you I knew what I was doing but it’s not like I wanted to

 

EvenSmollerBean: You looked pretty into it though

 

I LIIIIIVE: Finish your homework or I'm telling mom

 

EvenSmollerBean: D:

 

Aigis: You smiled in joy at one point

 

SmoothCriminal: You’re getting called out dude, better fuss up

 

I LIIIIIVE: All of you can shut it.

 

FluffySheep: Don’t take it as a bad thing, you could’ve been the best dancer

 

ProteinDad: He really is

 

WalmartKatness: I’m jealous….

 

I LIIIIIVE: I’m not that good

 

Aigis: You did a cartwheel.

 

PrinceLoser: Oh Shit!?

 

SmoothCriminal: I’M NOT EVEN THAT EXTRA….yet

 

I LIIIIIVE: It was not extra!

 

FluffySheep: Okay, it was fabulous

 

I LIIIIIVE: …… That works.

 

SuperMeatGirl: Can’t be any better than Naoto or Yu’s dancing

 

PrinceLoser: Yeah they can kill it

 

RealDetectivePrince: ….

 

SilverBowl: Eh I wasn't that good

 

PrinceLoser: You were amazing too partner!

 

Yukiko: You two dance great together

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: The perfect pair

 

PrinceLoser: (*`~`*)

 

WalmartKatness: Cute!!

 

SilverBowl: Guuuys come on now :3

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Fine we'll harass Naoto

 

RealDetectivePrince: PLEASE NO…

 

Queen: You know

 

Queen: I wouldn’t have thought of her as a dancer

 

PrinceLoser: She has real skill!

 

BENT: YEAH! I mean, she’s real good..

 

RealDetectivePrince: REALLY PUTTING IT OUT OF PROPORTION YOU GUYS….

 

DaMan: Lol she's embarresed

 

SilverBowl: We really aren’t Naoto

 

SmoothCriminal: Be proud of the rare skill that few, like us, are blessed to have

 

SharkBoy: Mr. Ballet’s right

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh shut up I’m graceful

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ballet huh?

 

SmoothCriminal: Good on my toes bitch

 

FluffySheep: A perfect partner~

 

SmoothCriminal: <3

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Aw!!!!!

 

WalmartKatness: Aww

 

ProteinDad: Sweet

 

I LIIIIIVE: Gag

 

Aigis: Cute

 

I LIIIIIVE: Cute

 

SmoothCriminal: Wrapped around the finger eh?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Shut up.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Can the PDA please stop...

 

MemeQueen: Don't feel bad, I deal with the PDA all day….

 

SharkBoy: Hypocrite

 

SmoothCriminal: Don't make me get Yusuke

 

MemeQueen: BITCH I hope the fuck you do!

 

SharkBoy: Btw how's Ann? Weren't you “chilling” with her earlier?

 

FluffySheep: We took her to a bench after that, people were starting to stare. She should be fine now

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: I'm so sorry…

 

SmoothCriminal: It's perfectly fine, don't even worry

 

SharkBoy: Wait

 

SharkBoy: Ain't she heavy though?

 

Queen: Now you know she would slap you for that

 

SharkBoy: Exactly why I'm saying it while I can! >:3

 

SuperMeatGirl: I sure would've slapped

 

WalmartKatness: Same

 

PrinceLoser: More like kick and assault...

 

DaMan: Yukari’s slaps are more like puberty hitting you….

 

WalmartKatness: Want me to make you 60?

 

DaMan: Please refrain.

 

SilverBowl: Well this has been a well escalated conversation

 

MemeQueen: The hell I missed?

 

SmoothCriminal: I’ll tell you later

 

I LIIIIIVE: I need a nap

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August 30th, XXXX

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: hold up.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: YOU GUYS WENT FUCKING DANCING!?!