Chapter 1: Akira why.
I really wanted to make a group chat between Persona 3, 4 and 5 so here I go. Regarding some things:
There is no timeline and if there was it’d be messed up, though I guess PQ And 2 is canon when we get into further chapters?? Who knows cause I don’t.
This is basically just a chat fic of all the persona wielders being derps so have fun.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 21st, XXXX
-Akira Kurusu created Group Chat-
Minato Arisato: Akira, what the hell is this?
Akira Kurusu: A group chat, you know, to keep in touch
Yu Narukami: Oh
Yu Narukami: So, this is how we’ll keep each other updated on things?
Akira Kurusu: Yep, can’t all communicate from different towns or cities
Minato Arisato: Seems reasonable then.
Akira Kurusu: Buuuuut. There’s needs to be some tiny edits to do
Yu Narukami: As in?
- Akira Kurusu changed his nickname to SmoothCriminal -
- SmoothCriminal changed Yu Narukami’s nickname to SilverBowl -
- SmoothCriminal changed Minato Arisato’s nickname to I LIIIIIVE -
I LIIIIIVE: Akira.
SilverBowl: Akira what are you doing?
- SmoothCriminal changed Group Chat name to Just a bunch of edgy Bisexuals -
I LIIIIIVE: Oh god wait.
Smooth Criminal: And now Hilarity ensues
- Smooth Criminal added SharkBoy , SugarSpiceAndWhip , PrinceLoser , and 20 others-
I LIIIIIVE: Gdi.
I LIIIIIVE: You know, piss poor on me for thinking you would be serious
SilverBowl: Honestly, I saw this coming
SmoothCriminal: What do you mean? This is very serious! Just decided to make things a bit more entertaining though
SugarSpiceAndWhip: So going by the chat name, you made a group of all us for shits and giggles?
SmoothCriminal: Yeah, I insisted on it
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Seems legit
I LIIIIIVE: Okay but who all did you invite.
SmoothCriminal: Really, everybody with a phone
DaMan: Wait, then who gave Aigis a phone?
I LIIIIIVE: Needed to talk to her somehow.
DaMan: Ok reasonable
Aigis: The amount of people in this chat is quite enormous.
DaMan: How did you respond so fast?!
Aigis: I have connected my body controls to the phone for maximum use.
PrinceLoser: That's some cool tech
SmoothCriminal: Futaba, don't hack her I stg
SharkBoy: Course she actually considered it
PrinceLoser: Wait a min, how did you get all our numbers anyways?
Yukari T.: Took the words right out of my mouth
SmoothCriminal: Oh Futaba did it
MemeQueen: Few google searches and breaking firewalls, not that hard really I hacked through way worst
PrinceLoser: I only met you for a minute and I’m already scared of you
I LIIIIIVE: Reading over these nicknames, they're stupid as hell.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Excuse me, I spent 5 minutes coming up with this name
SilverBowl: I mean, it’s not that bad. Some of them are pretty good
SilverBowl: Wait I just noticed my name, why bowl?
SmoothCriminal: Don’t @ me
SilverBowl: BUT WHY
SmoothCriminal: CAUSE WHO WEARS A BOWL CUT ANYMORE?!
SilverBowl: I DO AND IT’S FASHIONABLE
SmoothCriminal: BITCH I'M THE KING OF FASHION AND I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A CRIME TO WEAR IT!
PrinceLoser: I think it's really nice…
SuperMeatGirl: Sure you doo
PrinceLoser: Oh shut up
SilverBowl: THANK YOU YOSUKE
SmoothCriminal: You know, it's not saying much coming from a guy who fell into a trashcan
SharkBoy: HE WHAT
MemeQueen: I'm wHEEZING
I LIIIIIVE: That is disappointing.
PrinceLoser: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!
PrinceLoser: Partner! Why?!!
SilverBowl: Okay, you have to admit it was really funny
SuperMeatGirl: It’s Hilarious!!
SharkBoy: I can’t breathe...
SmoothCriminal: I died when he told me lol
PrinceLoser: I feel so betrayed…
- MemeQueen changed PrinceLoser’s nickname to TrashBoi -
TrashBoi: Ok, now that's just insulting
MemeQueen: Doing it for the culture
SmoothCriminal: I never been more proud
DaMan: I leave for 2 minutes and I missed out on quality content
TrashBoi: Shut up.
TrashBoi: Well at least it couldn't get any worst
TeddyBear: Oh boy! A chat!
- TeddyBear changed his nickname to LusciousHair -
TrashBoi: Oh dear god.
SuperMeatGirl: Oh dear god.
Yukari T.: Who gave him a phone!?
SuperMeatGirl: Yeah Yosuke, who gave him a phone. Hmm?
TrashBoi: HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT SO I DID
SilverBowl: You also didn't think that he would figure out how to use it
SuperMeatGirl: He never thinks tho
TrashBoi: Please don't do this…
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Is this something I should be worried bout?
- DaMan changed Yukari T.’s nickname to WalmartKatness -
WalmartKatness: You don't even know…
WalmartKatness: Also why is this my name?!
DaMan: I mean, am I wrong?
WalmartKatness: I will slap you.
DaMan: Could you not?
I LIIIIIVE: He really isn't wrong though.
Aigis: Is this what you call an epic burn?
WalmartKatness: I will leave you all dead in Tartarus.
LusciousHair: Oh my! Even my lovely Aigis is here!
LusciousHair: Is this chat just filled with beautiful ladies? I think my beary heart will just stop!
WalmartKatness: Yeah no I'm done. Not doing this.
- WalmartKatness left the group-
- I LIIIIIVE added WalmartKatness -
I LIIIIIVE: If I'm suffering, so are you.
SmoothCriminal: Now see? This is all getting along just fine
SilverBowl: This is getting along fine?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira, you been hanging out with Futaba too much
SmoothCriminal: Have not!!
I LIIIIIVE: If she made you this unbearable then yes you have
LusciousHair: Nice bear joke!
I LIIIIIVE: Don't.
SmoothCriminal: Know what, you guys are just jealous of my creative skill level!
SilverBowl: Not really
SharkBoy: Futaba, stay away from Akira for a while
MemeQueen: Hey, he's my brother! I can't help if he converts to the meme side!
SuperMeatGirl: Meme side?
WalmartKatness: Is that even a thing?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yes. Yes it is.
SharkBoy: She has a kingdom and everything
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well if you call a clustered up room a kingdom, then yeah
TrashBoi: Idk if that's weird or not
WalmartKatness: Mostly weird
MemeQueen: WELCOME TO MEMETOPIA BITCHES!
MemeQueen: WHERE EVERYTHING OF ALL AGES IS WELCOMED FROM ME GUSTA TO LIGMA!
DaMan: I kinda actually want to join
TrashBoi: I do and don't at the same time
I LIIIIIVE: ….
Aigis: What is…. Ligma?
I LIIIIIVE: Just kill me again.
Here's the usernames for everybody, some spoilers but not really:
Minato: I LIIIIIVE
Chapter 2: Wait.
Kanji doesn't know shit and getting off topic is really easy
Yet another chapter! 2 in one day, I was prepared my dudes. I ain't got much to say so here we go!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 22nd, XXXX
BENT: What the fuck is on my phone right now
JapaneseKatyPerry: Lol language
SmoothCriminal: The most greatest group chat in all of existence
BENT: Oh k AND DON'T LANGUAGE ME WOMAN
SmoothCriminal: Now I like you, you easily accepted this
DetectivePrince: SEEM WE MISSED A BIT IN CHAT
JapaneseKatyPerry: O? Naoto here too?
PrinceLoser: Oh GOD I forgot she texted like that
I LIIIIIVE: I didn't think this would actually be a continuous thing.
SmoothCriminal: Stop denying it Minato
I LIIIIIVE: But
I LIIIIIVE: Being pessimistic is a skill of mine
Queen: Akira, why did you make this.
SmoothCriminal: Why do you assume I made it!? Could've been Yu! Or even Ryuji!
SilverBowl: Why did you drag me into this?
Queen: I only know because Ryuji told me you made it
SmoothCriminal: Seems legit
SharkBoy: Was I not supposed to tell her?
SmoothCriminal: She was supposed to find out herself but you can't shut up so idk what I was expecting
BENT: Wait, wait. So who is who?
DaMan: You really can't tell?
BENT: I CAN! I just… needed to make sure, that's all
JapaneseKatyPerry: He has no clue
BENT: SHUT UP RISE
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh he has one clue
SmoothCriminal: Well just so you know, I'm Fuckboy, nice to meet you
BENT: Oh hey Akira
SugarSpiceAndWhip: God no hesitation!
SmoothCriminal: …….He must’ve backlogged to look
BENT: Sure let's go with that
DetectivePrince: I AM NAOTO
JapaneseKatyPerry: Yeah I think we could tell
PrinceLoser: No problem there
SilverBowl: Naoto please don't text until you find the caps lock button
SmoothCriminal: ….. Her name is triggering
Queen: It’s a long story….
PrinceLoser: I mean we got time so
SilverBowl: We get off topic so easily
SwordMom: Okay so 1. My phone has been buzzing non stop for the past damn day and 2. You would think the names would be obvious
BENT: Well shit I'm sorry I don't have the smarts!
SmoothCriminal: Ok Now this is someone who needs to say their name
SmoothCriminal: Half this chat is smol beans
I LIIIIIVE: It’s Fuuka
I LIIIIIVE: Please run while you still can, you too mom.
SwordMom: Why do you insist on calling me that?
PrinceLoser: I mean
PrinceLoser: It’s in your name
DaMan: Mitsuru we already discussed this, you're team mom
I LIIIIIVE: It has been written and it is law.
SwordMom: I didn't agree to any of this
SmoothCriminal: I didn't agree to a lot of things but look at me now
SwordMom: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
SmoothCriminal: Honestly not really
I LIIIIIVE: For the love of-
I LIIIIIVE: Naoto why do you keep spamming me to add you?
DetectivePrince: I AM NOT?...
I LIIIIIVE: Then explain who the hell is this?
-I LIIIIIVE added DetectivePrince to the chat-
SmoothCriminal: W A I T.
DetectivePrince: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS.
Soooooooo he's alive and back. Yeah
I was tempted to not add Akechi cause I don't like him. Like, at all. But I needed to include everyone so.
Leave in the comments if you have suggestions for a chapter and yeah! Byyye
Chapter 3: I sense a Disturbance
*Akira, points at Akechi*: Ah, you are Mother fucker?
I actually found writing Akechi quite amusing so this won't be as bad as I thought it would, enjoy!
PS: Do you guys like the huge spaces between each line or not? Lemme know
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 22nd, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: Naoto. Please for the love of god, tell me that is a backup account.
DetectivePrince: Hello Gals and Pals
SmoothCriminal: GET THE FUCK OUT!
DetectivePrince: OKAY WHY DO YOU HATE ME
SmoothCriminal: YOU KILLED ME
DetectivePrince: AND YOU CAME BACK
DaMan: I feel like there's some tension
SmoothCriminal: OH NO FUCKING SHIT
SilverBowl: Hold up
SilverBowl: Is that the guy you told me about? The pancake backstabbing motherfucking fake ass detective?
SmoothCriminal: TO THE LAST E
PrinceLoser: Wait, so is he why the name is so triggering?
SmoothCriminal: Y E S
DetectivePrince: Idk if that title is hurtful or accurate
SharkBoy: Why not both.
DetectivePrince: I can live with that
Queen: Why are you here!? We thought you died!
DetectivePrince: Back from the dead bitches and better than ever
DetectivePrince: Oh hush, you couldn't live without your local Detective Prince around
SmoothCriminal: Actually I could CAUSE HE WAS THE ONE TO KILL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
DetectivePrince: XCUSE ME BUT
DetectivePrince: Y DO U HAVE MY NAME?
DetectivePrince: Cause I'm the detective prince, who the hell are you?
DetectivePrince: THE REAL DETECTIVE PRINCE.
DetectivePrince: Yeah right, haven't you heard the name Akechi Goro?
BENT: Um have you not heard of Naoto Shirogane?!
DetectivePrince: Well shit.
SmoothCriminal: You're not even deserving of her title.
DetectivePrince: Well whatcha gonna do about it cause I'm not changing it
SharkBoy: Oh wait!
SharkBoy: I GOT THIS!
- SharkBoy changed DetectivePrince’s nickname to DetectivePrick -
SugarSpiceAndWhip: As fuck
DetectivePrick: WRONG ONE
DetectivePrince: HA Lmao I always liked you Ryuji
DaMan: Wow you had one job and failed
SharkBoy: GOD DAMNIT, HOLD ON!
- SharkBoy changed DetectivePrick’s nickname to RealDetectivePrince and DetectivePrince’s nickname to FuckOff-
RealDetectivePrince: Y THANK U
FuckOff: I take it back.
SharkBoy: I don't care
SmoothCriminal: Here's an better idea, can he get the fuck off our chat?
SwordMom: He is causing a disturbance
I LIIIIIVE: Awwww, I actually find his presence amusing though.
I LIIIIIVE: Because he annoys the shit outta you.
SmoothCriminal: Oh don't even go there, I will kick you too
I LIIIIIVE: Please do, you'll be blessing me.
MemeQueen: I know a way to get back at him
SmoothCriminal: PM ME NOW.
I LIIIIIVE: It really can't get any worse than this.
SilverBowl: I wouldn't tempt him
Queen: We are talking about Akira and Futaba
I LIIIIIVE: Oh please.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yeeeeeah those two will think up some shit
I LIIIIIVE: Like what.
- SmoothCriminal added Minako to the chat-
I LIIIIIVE: Oh.
I LIIIIIVE: FUCK.
Minako: It's Britney Bitch.
AND WE HAVE ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST ADDED AS WELL!
So 3 things:
1. Akechi did kill Akira, he just came back from the dead just like Minato and otherd
2. Basically every dead person came back from the dead y'all
3. More characters will get their moments to show, I imagine they either refuse to acknowledge this chat or are just busy
Again, leave a comment for any ideas and I'll catch you guys later!
Chapter 4: Torture
Minato started a Kickstart to save him from this chat
I love Minako way too much, I just imagine her as a troll and sweetheart at the same time. Let's see how this goes.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 22nd, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: You never told me you have a sister
I LIIIIIVE: You were NEVER. SUPPOSED. TO. KNOW.
Minako: Wow, practically twins and you never told them about me
I LIIIIIVE: Don’t even start with me.
I LIIIIIVE: Oh my god.
DaMan: It’s great to talk to you again, how long has it been?
Minako: Waaaay too long!
SmoothCriminal: Ohohoh this is going to be grand
DaMan: Lemme go tell everybody else you’re online!
I LIIIIIVE: Please don’t!
SilverBowl: Wait, you have a sister Minato
Minako: I guess since my dear brother never told you guys about me, I may as well introduce myself
Minako: My name is Arisato Minako: The better haired, body, personality, and practically everything else of Minato
I LIIIIIVE: YOU SPIT NOTHING BUT LIES.
Minako: Oh come on Brotheeeeeeer!
I LIIIIIVE: Not that shit again!
SilverBowl: It’s nice to meet you, I’m Yu
SmoothCriminal: And you know me, the handsome Akira
Minako: Great to FINALLY meet you too
I LIIIIIVE: So this was your way to get back at me Akira.
SmoothCriminal: Yep, for adding Pancake Mother Fucker
FuckOff: I’M STILL HERE
SmoothCriminal: THEN LEAVE!
I LIIIIIVE: OMFG SHE KEEPS SENDING ME LIQUID SNAKE CLIPS OF HIM SAYING “BROTHER”
Minako: It’s not brother, it’s BROTHEEEEEEER
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well we warned you Akira would find a way
MemeQueen: Hey! I helped 2!
Minako: Oh? I don’t think we met?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: We haven’t, my name is Ann!
SmoothCriminal: She’s part of my group, it also consists of Ryuji, Makoto, Futaba, and others who are not yet here
Minako: Nice to get to know you all!
FuckOff: Didn’t you forget me!?
I LIIIIIVE: STOP MAKING FRIENDS WITH HER
Minako: Wow, jelly much?
I LIIIIIVE: More like Crippling Depressed
SilverBowl: That’s nothing new honestly
SilverBowl: I have my own group here too but they’re just not here
SuperMeatGirl: I’m here! Just been watching in amusement
Yukiko: Me too
SilverBowl: Okay Chie I understand BUT WHEN DID YOU GET HERE YUKIKO
SuperMeatGirl: Yeah she’s been too busy laughing to actually say something
Yukiko: It’s all been too funny!
SilverBowl: Course it has
MemeQueen: I mean she’s not wrong
I LIIIIIVE: So my pain is funny
SmoothCriminal: You sure thought mine was
Minako: Minato don’t worry too much, nothing bad is going to happen
WalmartKatness: OMG JUNPEI WAS RIGHT
SmolBean: It really is Minako!
DaMan: I told you guys!!
I LIIIIIVE: Uuuuuuuuugh
Minako: Hi guys!!
SwordMom: It’s been quite a while Minako
ProteinDad: Hey there!
I LIIIIIVE: UUUUUUUUUGH
Aigis: It has been a long time Minako
EvenSmollerBean: Hey Minako!
I LIIIIIVE: EVEN KEN’S HERE!?!
Minako: Is everybody here?! This is great! But wait where’s-
DeadAss: Oh hey Mina
SmoothCriminal: You know, I’ve just been watching in amusement
I LIIIIIVE: Akira.
SmoothCriminal: You started this with Akechi
I LIIIIIVE: ……...Touche
FuckOff: WHAT DID I DO WRONG
SuperMeatGirl: Apparently a lot
SuperMeatGirl: Also brb cause Yukiko can’t breathe from her laughter
SilverBowl: Oh jeez, make sure she doesn’t die
SmoothCriminal: Speaking of death, Minako, did you die too?
Minako: Yep! But now I’m back!
SmolBean: We thought we lost the both of them
SwordMom: But somehow they got brought back, we still don’t know the details on how
SilverBowl: SO WAIT
SilverBowl: Out of me, Minako, Minato, and Akira, I’m the only one who hasn’t died!
SilverBowl: Am I missing out on something?
SmoothCriminal: Not really
I LIIIIIVE: Yes.
SilverBowl: Now I’m scared…. Does that mean I’m gonna die soon too?!
SharkBoy: Don’t worry, you’ll probably get brought back to life
DeadAss: That is a trending thing with the dead now apparently
ArtisticInspiration: My phone buzzed so much, it shook the table and spilled my paint everywhere
ProteinDad: That is one flimsy table
SmoothCriminal: Sorry Yusuke
MemeQueen: Oh great Inari’s here
ArtisticInspiration: It’s nice to chat with you too Futaba
ArtisticInspiration: Well now that I’m here, what did I miss
I LIIIIIVE: The end of my sanity
SmoothCriminal: One of the greatest revenges in history
ArtisticInspiration: Those sound like two completely different things
Queen: Consider the two different perspectives
ArtisticInspiration: ....... Okay who did what to Akira?
FuckOff: I think my appearance has to do something with it
ArtisticInspiration: And you are?
SilverBowl: One word: Pancakes
SmoothCriminal: Yeah, you may want to get used to him
PrinceLoser: Wow, this dude is like the Adachi of the group chat apparently
PrinceLoser: A traitor from our own adventure
ProteinDad: Seems like we all have our fair share of traitors
Queen: You guys had one to?
DaMan: Eh we don’t really speak of it…
SugarSpiceAndWhip: That’s reasonable
PrinceLoser: Seems like we’re all alike in some ways
EvenSmollerBean: Like had deaths in our groups
SilverBowl: Not really us but still
SharkBoy: WE ALL HAVE DOPE ASS PERSONAS
BENT: We all have pretty good friends
SilverBowl: Nice addition Kanji and welcome back
I LIIIIIVE: I’m considering cutting everyone off…
Aigis: Including me?
I LIIIIIVE: ...... Okay I’m cutting every human off.
WalmartKatness: Oh rude!
Minako: I know right! He just has no regard for others
MemeQueen: I have the perfect name for you
- MemeQueen changed Minako’s nickname to MinatoButWithBetterLegs -
I LIIIIIVE: Get me off this fucking chat.
Yeah Minato isn't exactly fond of Minako, for what reasons? We may never know..... or will we?
Why am I trying to put some plot into this? This is legit just something I type when I'm bored in school.
Anyways leave a comment as always for suggestions and see y'all later!
Chapter 5: Interview
Ken, why you starting up shit
Also: BIG BRO KANJI
More of a sweet chapter than plain randomness but it should still be good.
Also! Concerning who will be in this group chat: No confidants, background characters, or side series characters will be added (As much as I love Zen and Rei, Mishima, Nanako, and others, all those characters would be too much).
LET THE CHAPTER BEGIN
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 23rd, XXXX
EvenSmollerBean: So um…
EvenSmollerBean: This is awkward but…
I LIIIIIVE: What's up Ken?
EvenSmollerBean: I kinda need to interview somebody I look up to for a school project due in two days and…
EvenSmollerBean: I’m having a hard time choosing someone cause you all are so cool, so would anyone like to do it with me?..
SmoothCriminal: SAY NO MORE I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
I LIIIIIVE: Oh hell no. I'll do it with you Ken.
SilverBowl: Wait, that sounds fun, can I do it with him?
SmoothCriminal: Nope, already called dibs
SilverBowl: What?! How do you call dibs?? What if he wants to do it with me?!
SmoothCriminal: Highly doubt that since I'm the cooler one
I LIIIIIVE: Okay 1. He barely knows you Akira and 2. I don't trust either of you with him so I'm doing it with him.
EvenSmollerBean: Uh guys?
SmoothCriminal: What you mean you don't trust us?! I'm responsible!!
Queen: That's highly debatable
SmoothCriminal: :0!! What you mean?! Im the peak of responsibility!
SharkBoy: Says the man who spent all his yen on soda and cashed out every machine on the block
EvenSmollerBean: He what? Lol
SmoothCriminal: Those help us in the mementos, did it or did it not!?
ArtisticInspiration: Okay but we really did not need that much
SmoothCriminal: Yusuke, continue and it's no food for a week
SugarSpiceAndWhip: You also thought it would be a good idea to stick your knife in your gun
SmoothCriminal: Okay first off, knife-gun is my greatest creation of all time and it only backfired ONE TIME
MemeQueen: Into your face LOL
FuckOff: You also thought it would be a good idea to trust me
SmoothCriminal: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS
FluffySheep: Akira you really aren't that responsible, please just admit it
MemeQueen: Damn, even she called you out
SmoothCriminal: ;---; Haru, babe, not you too….
SmoothCriminal: Omfg Morg read the text and is spewing my ear off now...
I LIIIIIVE: And the Troupe has spoken.
SilverBowl: Wow me and Minato really are the responsible ones
I LIIIIIVE: Now hold up, never said you was anymore reliable
SilverBowl: Wait what?!
SilverBowl: What have I done?!
PrinceLoser: Ate food X despite my warnings
SuperMeatGirl: Yeah it's sweet that you considered our feelings but you looked like you was going to die
SilverBowl: I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE
Yukiko: I appreciate it
Yukiko: Oh! Didn't he use a golf club when he went into the TV world?
EvenSmollerBean: A golf club?
BENT: He did? The hell that was gonna do?
SilverBowl: It’s more effective than a chair!!
BENT: Would you say that if I whacked you with one?
JapaneseKatyPerry: Wow. Senpai isn't as bright as I thought he was
LusciousHair: Haha Senpai can be so dumb!
SilverBowl: I can't believe I'm getting attacked here..
SmoothCriminal: YEEEAH ROAST HIS ASS
SilverBowl: OH HUSH!
I LIIIIIVE: And yet my case is closed.
SilverBowl: Gimme a break, you must’ve done some dumb stuff before
I LIIIIIVE: Barely…
SmoothCriminal: She says otherwise
I LIIIIIVE: MINAKO I STG
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Lol fiiiiine, he has done dumnshit but I won't say what
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You lucky I love you enough to not put your ass on blast
DaMan: Aaaaw I was looking forward to that
I LIIIIIVE: Junpei!
SwordMom: Not going to lie, so was I
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I would say let me do it with you but
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Interviewing me is like doing it with Minato with slight differences so it doesn't matter much
I LIIIIIVE: Anyways, Ken just interview me, we'll get it quick and done
EvenSmollerBean: It’s a interview somebody you think is cool project from school
SharkBoy: Really, that's what this is all about?! Dude, interview me and it'll be the coolest one!!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: You're kidding me right? I'm a legit model, he should do it with me if anything
PrinceLoser: Oh please, let the Prince of Cool handle it
MemeQueen: And yet you changed your name back to PrinceLoser, huh TrashBoi?
PrinceLoser: QUIT IT!!
WalmartKatness: Kenny! You could've just asked me to interview!
EvenSmollerBean: Yeah but…
ProteinDad: Ken! I'll give you the most manly of interviews!!
ArtisticInspiration: As an Artist, I believe we could make quite the interview
Aigis: I am an actual robot.
BENT: Hey Ken, PM me real quick, trust me.
SmoothCriminal: Okay, can we all just agree that I'm being chosen?
I LIIIIIVE: SHUT
EvenSmollerBean: Uh….Okay Kanji…..
SmoothCriminal: OH COME ON GUYS
BENT: You doing alright there kid?
EvenSmollerBean: Feeling pressured really…
BENT: Yeah I can't blame ya
BENT: You don't have to choose against your will, just go with ya gut
BENT: Ya know?
EvenSmollerBean: Oh thanks Kanji!
EvenSmollerBean: Would it be okay if I interviewed you?
BENT: OH! Um sure I guess??
BENT: Though I ain't really that interesting I guess… Just a tailor and all…
EvenSmollerBean: That seems cool to me! Brings me back to when you fixed my shoelace
BENT: Heh yeah, you was terrified of me
EvenSmollerBean: Can you blame me?
BENT: Nah. Hold up, should we tell the others or?
EvenSmollerBean: I don't think so… Maybe after the project’s done
BENT: Cool with me
August 25th, XXXX
EvenSmollerBean: Hey guys!
I LIIIIIVE: Where'd you go?? Didn't you say the project was due in two days?
EvenSmollerBean: Yep! Told it to the class today and got an A!
SilverBowl: That's great! But… who did you interview?
SmoothCriminal: I'm already hurt cause it wasn't me!!
I LIIIIIVE: Akira shut it
SmoothCriminal: Back at ya
EvenSmollerBean: I interviewed Kanji
I LIIIIIVE: Weren't you scared of him?
EvenSmollerBean: That was in the past! He's cool and was okay with doing the project with me
SmoothCriminal: So wait
SmoothCriminal: You interviewed a small town tailor
SmoothCriminal: WHEN YOU COULD'VE DONE A CITY KNOWN SUAVE CRIMINAL?!
SmoothCriminal: …… Ok nvm I can see how that would end pretty bad and concerning
I LIIIIIVE: Could've seen that two days ago?
SmoothCriminal: I was too much in the moment
SilverBowl: Well at least you got it done and with a good grade, nice thing for Kanji to do
EvenSmollerBean: Yeah it was!
I LIIIIIVE: ……
SilverBowl: What's up man?
SmoothCriminal: I know what
SmoothCriminal: You butt hurt he didn't do it with you, ain't ya?
I LIIIIIVE: …...I mean, I knew him longer…..
EvenSmollerBean: Wanna do my science project with me?
I LIIIIIVE: ……..Yes.
Big bro Kanji coming to save the day! Honestly Kanji and Ken interactions were my favorite thing in Persona Q (Besides the Naoto and Kanji ones, heheheheh)
Btw writing Akira is the most entertaining thing for me to do so far cause he's basically Futaba but a bit more mature.
Y'all know the drill if you have suggestions and I will see y'all later!!
Chapter 6: Shipping Power Level: 9000+
Akira is every fangirl shipper out there..... The good ones I mean.
I did this couple cause I'm shipping trash as well so yeah.
Took a bit longer cause school stuff but eh, wasn't too long hopefully.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 27th, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: Ok! It's time to get serious!!
SmoothCriminal: Yu! Minato! Minako! Get on here!
I LIIIIIVE: What the hell you want Akira.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hello yello
SmoothCriminal: I am about to ask a serious question
SmoothCriminal: Who is fucking who?
I LIIIIIVE: I'm getting so sick of this.
SmoothCriminal: Oh come on!! I've been wondering this for the past 5 days, just tell me!!
SmoothCriminal: My shipping fuel is low!
I LIIIIIVE: Shipping fuel?
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: If it helps, I'm with Shinji~
SmoothCriminal: WHY THANK YOU MINAKO, I can see why you're the better twin
I LIIIIIVE: Akira remind me to punch you in the face 5x more than usual
SmoothCriminal: 0 x 5 is 0
I LIIIIIVE: …..
SilverBowl: He's not wrong
I LIIIIIVE: Touche.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Honestly now I'm curious too, who is fucking who
SmoothCriminal: EXACTLY, so Yu crack out a notebook and get to writing!
SilverBowl: Oh I already got some down, lemme go get it
I LIIIIIVE: Wait why.
SilverBowl: Double dates? And also I can't keep track of all these damn couples.
I LIIIIIVE: Oh
I LIIIIIVE: Well guess I have no choice in this.
I LIIIIIVE: This is what my life has come to...
SilverBowl: Got it!
SmoothCriminal: Allllrighty then! Lady and Gentlemen, time to confess!
SmoothCriminal: Minato, Minako, you two first
I LIIIIIVE: Course
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Well besides me and Shinjiro, have Minato told you he's dating Aigis?
SmoothCriminal: Yeah that's pretty obvious
I LIIIIIVE: I actually can't say anything about that
SmoothCriminal: Tell me, how is it dating a robot?
I LIIIIIVE: No different from dating a human…. Except in some…. Ways.
SmoothCriminal: Know what, I'll ask later. Let's continue!
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Isn't Mitsuru and Akihiko dating?
I LIIIIIVE: Does not that explain their names?
SmoothCriminal: I literally just thought they had those names because they were both valid team parents
I LIIIIIVE: I mean that too
SilverBowl: Are we allowed to call them Mom and Dad too?
I LIIIIIVE: No.
SmoothCriminal: Anyone else?
I LIIIIIVE: Junpei had a girlfriend too but…… we don't speak of it.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Poor sweetie….
I LIIIIIVE: Other than that, everybody on our side is single
SmoothCriminal: Got all that down Yu?
SilverBowl: Two ghost dating, parent couple, one classified relationship, and one ghost is banging a robot, yep!
I LIIIIIVE: Way to put it literal
SmoothCriminal: ALRIGHT then we know who's next
SmoothCriminal: Sir Bowl Cut, if you would please
SilverBowl: Alright alright, I'll out some people
SilverBowl: Granted all of them will actually kill me for this.
SmoothCriminal: I was gonna get it outta you guys one way or another
SilverBowl: Most likely
I LIIIIIVE: Now that I think about it
I LIIIIIVE: Reminds me of that time in Group Date Cafe
SilverBowl: Oh yeeeah
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hold up, you was in a group date bro?
I LIIIIIVE: It's more complicated than it sounds
SmoothCriminal: Riiiiiight what’s more complicated than being on a orgy date?
SilverBowl: Why must you call it that
SmoothCriminal: No one stopping me
SilverBowl: Fair enough
SilverBowl: So to our left we have our local lesbians, Chie and Yukiko
SmoothCriminal: Fuckin called it
I LIIIIVE: But didn't you and Chie date for a while
SilverBowl: Yeah but we broke it off, all is well tho
I LIIIIIVE: Ah
SilverBowl: And to our right we have the immense sexual tension couple, Kanji and Naoto
SmoothCriminal: They still nervous wrecks?
SilverBowl: You need a butcher knife to cut that tension
SilverBowl: Me and Rise had to team up with Teddie to set them up, wasn't easy
SilverBowl: We almost died to gunshots in the process…
I LIIIIIVE: You alright?
SilverBowl: A lil traumatized but ya know how it is
SmoothCriminal: We fight shadows for a living and that's what you scared of?
SilverBowl: She has the insta-kill skills
I LIIIIIVE: So do you!
SilverBowl: LOOK SHE'S TERRIFYING FOR BEING 152 CM
SmoothCriminal: cHOKES SHE SO TINY
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: CAN I LIKE, HUG HER!?? PET HER?!?! PLEASE???
SilverBowl: If you wanna die, sure
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I got personas for the jobs, it will be worth
SmoothCriminal: Immune bitch!
SilverBowl: You and your damn Satanael
I LIIIIIVE: Mine is Jesus
SmoothCriminal: No wonder I'm fighting you so often
SilverBowl: That’s really convenient actually
I LIIIIIVE: Back on topic tho! Yu, you one of the only ones left
SmoothCriminal: You fuckin Yosuke aren't you
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: HA GAAAAAAAAAY
I LIIIIIVE: A fair amount of our friends are gay
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Said it for the culture
SilverBowl: Please don't tell him I said we're dating
I LIIIIIVE: Why does it matter
SilverBowl: He's awkward about it
SmoothCriminal: He'll live
SilverBowl: He’s a good boyfriend though…
SmoothCriminal: That’s sweet
I LIIIIIVE: My sweet tooth is aching
SmoothCriminal: Is that all in your crew?
SmoothCriminal: And now onto me!
SmoothCriminal: Lemme get this right off the bat, I'm basically fucking everybody so
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh really?
I LIIIIIVE: Oh so Haru knows?
SmoothCriminal: WAIT HOLD UP-
SilverBowl: Oh well lemme ask her real quick
I LIIIIIVE: Yeah I’m curious on what she has to say about Emperor Pimp
SmoothCriminal: NO WAIT, SHE'LL KILL ME
I LIIIIIVE: How?
SilverBowl: But she's so fluffy??
SmoothCriminal: SHE HAS A GRENADE LAUNCHER.
I LIIIIIVE: .......Say what.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Jesus Christ
I LIIIIIVE: So she's Aigis on a bad night
SmoothCriminal: Y E P.
SilverBowl: Next thing you tell me is that she has a battle axe
SilverBowl: Forget I even mentioned it.
SilverBowl: Anyways be serious, you started this and now you're ending it
SmoothCriminal: Fiiiiiine, just wanted to be a cool pimp…
I LIIIIIVE: That seems like that won’t end well
SmoothCriminal: Well you already know bout me and my best girl
SmoothCriminal: We also have our local lesbian, Ann
SmoothCriminal: She's dating a sweetheart named Shiho who used to go to our school
SmoothCriminal: We all love her, she's such a bean and mood
I LIIIIIVE: Cute
SmoothCriminal: Now with this couple, idk how or when
SmoothCriminal: But somehow, Ryuji scored with Makoto
I LIIIIIVE: Wait.
SilverBowl: You mean the blonde who says For real every two minutes?
I LIIIIIVE: The team dumbass? With the Student President?
SilverBowl: The one with the weird shark teeth? And the one with all A’s
SmoothCriminal: That's them.
SilverBowl: H O W
SmoothCriminal: I mean, they’re surprisingly cute but still
I LIIIIIVE: Still shocking really
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Opposites attract does work then lol
SmoothCriminal: I mean, it’s working with Yusuke and Futaba so
SilverBowl: Going by what you told me about them, I’m kinda surprised but then again not
I LIIIIIVE: The meme lord and her artist boyfriend
I LIIIIIVE: Their children would probably be photoshop masters for creating memes
SmoothCriminal: I will be such a proud uncle
SilverBowl: Sounds like a entertaining couple
SmoothCriminal: Yeah I set them up and have no regrets
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Team shipper eh?
SmoothCriminal: :3 yeeeeeeah
I LIIIIIVE: So what about Akechi?
SmoothCriminal: …….Is that a joke?
SmoothCriminal: You would have to have -50 standards to want to date him
I LIIIIIVE: Ouch
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oooooh that burn though
SmoothCriminal: Other than that, I believe that’s everyone!
SilverBowl: Alright, list is done
I LIIIIIVE: So is that enough fuel for you
SmoothCriminal: Yes! I can feel the POWER
SmoothCriminal: MY POWER LEVEL IS INCREASING
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Was this just so you could tease us anytime we do remotely anything cute
SmoothCriminal: IT'S OVER 9000-........ Maybe
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: BECAUSE I DO THE SAME THING!!
SmoothCriminal: :0 SHIPPING BUDDY!!
I LIIIIIVE: Oh god no!
SmoothCriminal: THE SHIPPING JOKER WITH HIS PARTNER MINAKO, HERE TO APPRECIATE EVERY COUPLE AROUND
SilverBowl: You guys are entertaining
Yu is getting a lot of entertainment from these two while Minato is just hitting his head against the wall.
Leave a suggestion if you have one! I'm all ears to have a chat as well! Laters!
Chapter 7: Dancing til we Die
Yu just knows every famous person ever now doesn't he? And Ann is probably dead but who knows
So I actually got another idea so please enjoy! I didn't know P3 and P5 didn't have plots, like they're just there. P4 will always be OG dancing game, trust.
Anyways, hope you enjoy these trash children once again!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August 29th, XXXX
SmoothCriminal: MAN DO I FEEL FABULOUS
I LIIIIIVE: Oh good for you
I LIIIIIVE: My legs are tired and sore…
SilverBowl: ? What did you guys get done doing?
SmoothCriminal: Dancing my funky ass off!
I LIIIIIVE: Something I never thought I'd do, dancing
I LIIIIIVE: Wait
SmoothCriminal: Hold up
SilverBowl: So you both were dancing? DID YOU GUYS HAVE A DANCE PARTY AND DIDN’T INVITE ME!?!
I LIIIIIVE: No, not really
SmoothCriminal: It really is tho
SilverBowl: Well damn now I'm hurt, I can bust some moves too
SmoothCriminal: You danced before?
PrinceLoser: Practically did it to fight shadows
SuperMeatGirl: We're technically famous actually
BENT: Yeah, as much famous that backup dancers could get
SuperMeatGirl: Lemme dream Moronji!
BENT: STOP CALLING ME THAT
I LIIIIIVE: That was as clever as Stupei
DaMan: THANK YOU, IT IS A DUMB NAME
WalmartKatness: OH HUSH STUPEI
SmoothCriminal: WAIT WAIT WAIT. W A I T. YOU GUYS WERE BACKUP DANCERS??! FOR WHO????
SilverBowl: Kanamin, Kanami Mashita, or as Nanako calls her, Big Sis
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh! I heard of her!
SharkBoy: Wait who?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Ryuji I stg
SugarSpiceAndWhip: She has POSTERS, EVERYWHERE
SharkBoy: WHEN DID YOU THINK I LOOK AT POSTERS?!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: SHE'S ON EVERY OTHER BILLBOARD IN THE FUCKING CITY
SharkBoy: FUCK YOU!
WalmartKatness: You’re not that bright are you?
SilverBowl: I mean Rise is everywhere too, she's in a movie
SmoothCriminal: Wait what?
SilverBowl: Don't you remember?
JapaneseKatyPerry: Oh yeah I am!
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Um but that would mean you'd have to be…
JapaneseKatyPerry: You guys never told them I'm Risette?
SmoothCriminal: Oh my bad, forgot to tell them
JapaneseKatyPerry: Is she okay?
SmoothCriminal: I think her brain might have exploded
I LIIIIIVE: I mean if you was in a group chat with a famous idol and didn't know til days later, wouldn't yours?
DaMan: Fair point
SharkBoy: That's pretty cool tbh! How did ya get a persona tho?
JapaneseKatyPerry: Long story short, needed a break from fame and met Yu, everything else goes down from there
Queen: OKAY WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!
FluffySheep: We were hanging out with Ann and Futaba at the shopping center and she passed out after reading her phone
FluffySheep: Futaba is currently on the ground with her
FluffySheep: She said it was to make them look like they were chilling out
SmoothCriminal: Lmao nice
JapaneseKatyPerry: OMFG!! Is she okay!?
Queen: Yeah she’ll live
RealDetectivePrince: I ASSUME SHE IS A BIG FAN
SilverBowl: Great for you to join us
RealDetectivePrince: FINALLY GOT A BREAK SO I AM HERE
SharkBoy: Makoto, Haru, did ya know Rise is a idol!?
Queen: I had my speculations because of the name and them being from Inaba but I wasn’t too sure
JapaneseKatyPerry: It’s not THAT big of a deal
SuperMeatGirl: Just let them bask in the amazement
SmoothCriminal: Wow Yu, just meeting famous people left and right
SilverBowl: Okay after Rise, trust me when I say I didn’t expect to get caught up with another idol
I LIIIIIVE: How did you guys even get mixed up with Kanami?
RealDetectivePrince: HER BACKUP DANCERS WENT MISSING
PrinceLoser: Things escalated from there
Yukiko: And we got pulled into the TV world to fight against shadows once more
Yukiko: But we couldn’t use weapons
BENT: So we had to dance which was fucking stupid but hey
JapaneseKatyPerry: It was fun and you know it Kanji!
SilverBowl: So basically it was dance battles
I LIIIIIVE: ……
DaMan: …..Anyone just danced for the hell of it?
Queen: Pretty much
ProteinDad: Tbh I did it for good workout methods
I LIIIIIVE: Course you did
ProteinDad: At least I was going for the idea unlike you
I LIIIIIVE: Maybe cause I’m not a dancer
WalmartKatness: Oh that’s such bullshit
SmoothCriminal: So he can dance?!
Aigis: Very well actually
SmoothCriminal: YO I’D PAID TO SEE THAT
SilverBowl: Me too honestly
I LIIIIIVE: You never will see it.
SmoothCriminal: Oh poop you.
Queen: It could’ve just been a bunch of jumping around like Ryuji
SharkBoy: HEY! I DON’T DANCE SO AT LEAST I WAS TRYING
Queen: And you looked cute doing it
SmoothCriminal: Lol Morg said Cat got your tongue?
SharkBoy: I’ll throw him again.
I LIIIIIVE: Okay I can assure you I knew what I was doing but it’s not like I wanted to
EvenSmollerBean: You looked pretty into it though
I LIIIIIVE: Finish your homework or I'm telling mom
Aigis: You smiled in joy at one point
SmoothCriminal: You’re getting called out dude, better fuss up
I LIIIIIVE: All of you can shut it.
FluffySheep: Don’t take it as a bad thing, you could’ve been the best dancer
ProteinDad: He really is
WalmartKatness: I’m jealous….
I LIIIIIVE: I’m not that good
Aigis: You did a cartwheel.
PrinceLoser: Oh Shit!?
SmoothCriminal: I’M NOT EVEN THAT EXTRA….yet
I LIIIIIVE: It was not extra!
FluffySheep: Okay, it was fabulous
I LIIIIIVE: …… That works.
SuperMeatGirl: Can’t be any better than Naoto or Yu’s dancing
PrinceLoser: Yeah they can kill it
SilverBowl: Eh I wasn't that good
PrinceLoser: You were amazing too partner!
Yukiko: You two dance great together
JapaneseKatyPerry: The perfect pair
SilverBowl: Guuuys come on now :3
JapaneseKatyPerry: Fine we'll harass Naoto
RealDetectivePrince: PLEASE NO…
Queen: You know
Queen: I wouldn’t have thought of her as a dancer
PrinceLoser: She has real skill!
BENT: YEAH! I mean, she’s real good..
RealDetectivePrince: REALLY PUTTING IT OUT OF PROPORTION YOU GUYS….
DaMan: Lol she's embarresed
SilverBowl: We really aren’t Naoto
SmoothCriminal: Be proud of the rare skill that few, like us, are blessed to have
SharkBoy: Mr. Ballet’s right
SmoothCriminal: Oh shut up I’m graceful
I LIIIIIVE: Ballet huh?
SmoothCriminal: Good on my toes bitch
FluffySheep: A perfect partner~
I LIIIIIVE: Gag
I LIIIIIVE: Cute
SmoothCriminal: Wrapped around the finger eh?
I LIIIIIVE: Shut up.
I LIIIIIVE: Can the PDA please stop...
MemeQueen: Don't feel bad, I deal with the PDA all day….
SmoothCriminal: Don't make me get Yusuke
MemeQueen: BITCH I hope the fuck you do!
SharkBoy: Btw how's Ann? Weren't you “chilling” with her earlier?
FluffySheep: We took her to a bench after that, people were starting to stare. She should be fine now
JapaneseKatyPerry: I'm so sorry…
SmoothCriminal: It's perfectly fine, don't even worry
SharkBoy: Ain't she heavy though?
Queen: Now you know she would slap you for that
SharkBoy: Exactly why I'm saying it while I can! >:3
SuperMeatGirl: I sure would've slapped
PrinceLoser: More like kick and assault...
DaMan: Yukari’s slaps are more like puberty hitting you….
WalmartKatness: Want me to make you 60?
DaMan: Please refrain.
SilverBowl: Well this has been a well escalated conversation
MemeQueen: The hell I missed?
SmoothCriminal: I’ll tell you later
I LIIIIIVE: I need a nap
August 30th, XXXX
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: hold up.
MinatoButWithBetterLegs: YOU GUYS WENT FUCKING DANCING!?!
Sprinkled in a bit of shipping cause I was feeling bubbly and all that jazz. Also I'm still made that Minako is not in P3 dancing, WHERE IS BEST GIRL/ ONLY FEMALE PROTAG!?
Ya know the drill with suggestions, hope I entertained you guys once again!