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August 21st, XXXX

 

-Akira Kurusu created Group Chat-

Minato Arisato: Akira, what the hell is this?

 Akira Kurusu: A group chat, you know, to keep in touch

 Yu Narukami: Oh

Yu Narukami: So, this is how we’ll keep each other updated on things?

Akira Kurusu: Yep, can’t all communicate from different towns or cities

Minato Arisato: Seems reasonable then.

Akira Kurusu: Buuuuut. There’s needs to be some tiny edits to do

Yu Narukami: As in?

- Akira Kurusu changed his nickname to SmoothCriminal -

- SmoothCriminal changed Yu Narukami’s nickname to SilverBowl -

- SmoothCriminal changed Minato Arisato’s nickname to I LIIIIIVE -

I LIIIIIVE: Akira.

SilverBowl: Akira what are you doing?

- SmoothCriminal changed Group Chat name to Just a bunch of edgy Bisexuals -

I LIIIIIVE: Oh god wait.

Smooth Criminal: And now Hilarity ensues

- Smooth Criminal added SharkBoy , SugarSpiceAndWhip , PrinceLoser , and 20 others-

 I LIIIIIVE: Gdi.

I LIIIIIVE: You know, piss poor on me for thinking you would be serious

 SilverBowl: Honestly, I saw this coming

SharkBoy: YOOOO

SmoothCriminal: What do you mean? This is very serious! Just decided to make things a bit more entertaining though

SugarSpiceAndWhip: So going by the chat name, you made a group of all us for shits and giggles?

 SmoothCriminal: Yeah, I insisted on it

 SugarSpiceAndWhip: Seems legit

 I LIIIIIVE: Okay but who all did you invite.

Aigis: Greetings.

 SmoothCriminal: Really, everybody with a phone

DaMan: Wait, then who gave Aigis a phone?

I LIIIIIVE: Needed to talk to her somehow.

DaMan: Ok reasonable

Aigis: The amount of people in this chat is quite enormous.

DaMan: How did you respond so fast?!

Aigis: I have connected my body controls to the phone for maximum use.

PrinceLoser: That's some cool tech

MemeQueen: Heheheh

SmoothCriminal: Futaba, don't hack her I stg

MemeQueen: Fiiiine

 SharkBoy: Course she actually considered it

 PrinceLoser: Wait a min, how did you get all our numbers anyways?

 Yukari T.: Took the words right out of my mouth

 SmoothCriminal: Oh Futaba did it

 MemeQueen: Yep

 

MemeQueen: Few google searches and breaking firewalls, not that hard really I hacked through way worst

 PrinceLoser: I only met you for a minute and I’m already scared of you

 I LIIIIIVE: Reading over these nicknames, they're stupid as hell.

 SugarSpiceAndWhip: Excuse me, I spent 5 minutes coming up with this name

 SilverBowl: I mean, it’s not that bad. Some of them are pretty good

SilverBowl: Wait I just noticed my name, why bowl?

 SilverBowl: …..oh.

SmoothCriminal: Don’t @ me

 SilverBowl: BUT WHY

 SmoothCriminal: CAUSE WHO WEARS A BOWL CUT ANYMORE?!

SilverBowl: I DO AND IT’S FASHIONABLE

SmoothCriminal: BITCH I'M THE KING OF FASHION AND I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A CRIME TO WEAR IT!

PrinceLoser: I think it's really nice…

SuperMeatGirl: Sure you doo

 PrinceLoser: Oh shut up

SilverBowl: THANK YOU YOSUKE

SmoothCriminal: You know, it's not saying much coming from a guy who fell into a trashcan

SharkBoy: HE WHAT

MemeQueen: OMFG

 MemeQueen: I'm wHEEZING

 I LIIIIIVE: That is disappointing.

PrinceLoser: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!

SilverBowl: ......

PrinceLoser: Partner! Why?!!

SilverBowl: Okay, you have to admit it was really funny

SuperMeatGirl: It’s Hilarious!!

 SharkBoy: I can’t breathe...

SmoothCriminal: I died when he told me lol

PrinceLoser: I feel so betrayed…

- MemeQueen changed PrinceLoser’s nickname to TrashBoi -

TrashBoi: Ok, now that's just insulting

MemeQueen: Doing it for the culture

 SmoothCriminal: I never been more proud

DaMan: I leave for 2 minutes and I missed out on quality content

TrashBoi: Shut up.

TrashBoi: Well at least it couldn't get any worst

TeddyBear: Oh boy! A chat!

- TeddyBear changed his nickname to LusciousHair -

TrashBoi: Oh dear god.

SuperMeatGirl: Oh dear god.

SuperMeatGirl: Jinx

Yukari T.: Who gave him a phone!?

SuperMeatGirl: Yeah Yosuke, who gave him a phone. Hmm?

TrashBoi: HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT SO I DID

SilverBowl: You also didn't think that he would figure out how to use it

 SuperMeatGirl: He never thinks tho

TrashBoi: Please don't do this…

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Is this something I should be worried bout?

 - DaMan changed Yukari T.’s nickname to WalmartKatness -

WalmartKatness: You don't even know…

WalmartKatness: Also why is this my name?!

DaMan: Heheh

 DaMan: I mean, am I wrong?

WalmartKatness: I will slap you.

DaMan: Could you not?

 I LIIIIIVE: He really isn't wrong though.

 WalmartKatness: MINATO!

 DaMan: HA

 Aigis: Is this what you call an epic burn?

 WalmartKatness: I will leave you all dead in Tartarus.

 LusciousHair: Oh my! Even my lovely Aigis is here!

LusciousHair: Is this chat just filled with beautiful ladies? I think my beary heart will just stop!

WalmartKatness: Yeah no I'm done. Not doing this.

- WalmartKatness left the group-

- I LIIIIIVE added WalmartKatness -

I LIIIIIVE: If I'm suffering, so are you.

WalmartKatness: Gdi

SmoothCriminal: Now see? This is all getting along just fine

 SilverBowl: This is getting along fine?

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira, you been hanging out with Futaba too much

SmoothCriminal: Have not!!

I LIIIIIVE: If she made you this unbearable then yes you have

 LusciousHair: Nice bear joke! 

I LIIIIIVE: Don't.

SmoothCriminal: Know what, you guys are just jealous of my creative skill level!

SilverBowl: Not really

SharkBoy: Futaba, stay away from Akira for a while

MemeQueen: Hey, he's my brother! I can't help if he converts to the meme side!

SuperMeatGirl: Meme side?

WalmartKatness: Is that even a thing?

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yes. Yes it is.

SharkBoy: She has a kingdom and everything

LusciousHair: Really??

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well if you call a clustered up room a kingdom, then yeah

TrashBoi: Idk if that's weird or not

WalmartKatness: Mostly weird

 MemeQueen: WELCOME TO MEMETOPIA BITCHES!

 MemeQueen: WHERE EVERYTHING OF ALL AGES IS WELCOMED FROM ME GUSTA TO LIGMA!

SmoothCriminal: YEAH

 DaMan: I kinda actually want to join

 TrashBoi: I do and don't at the same time

I LIIIIIVE: ….

 Aigis: Um..

Aigis: What is…. Ligma?

MemeQueen: Oh

SmoothCriminal: Ohoh

MemeQueen: OHOH

SmoothCriminal: OHOHOH

MemeQueen: OHOHOHOHOHOH

I LIIIIIVE: Just kill me again.

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August 22nd, XXXX

 

BENT: What the fuck is on my phone right now

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Lol language

 

SmoothCriminal: The most greatest group chat in all of existence

 

BENT: Oh k AND DON'T LANGUAGE ME WOMAN

 

SmoothCriminal: Now I like you, you easily accepted this

 

DetectivePrince: SEEM WE MISSED A BIT IN CHAT

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: O? Naoto here too?

 

PrinceLoser: Oh GOD I forgot she texted like that

 

I LIIIIIVE: I didn't think this would actually be a continuous thing.

 

SmoothCriminal: Stop denying it Minato

 

I LIIIIIVE: But

 

I LIIIIIVE: Being pessimistic is a skill of mine

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Obviously

 

Queen: Akira, why did you make this.

 

SmoothCriminal: Why do you assume I made it!? Could've been Yu! Or even Ryuji!

 

SilverBowl: Why did you drag me into this?

 

Queen: I only know because Ryuji told me you made it

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh

 

SmoothCriminal: Seems legit

 

SharkBoy: Was I not supposed to tell her?

 

SmoothCriminal: She was supposed to find out herself but you can't shut up so idk what I was expecting

 

Queen: Honestly

 

BENT: Wait, wait. So who is who?

 

SharkBoy: ?

 

DaMan: You really can't tell?

 

BENT: I CAN! I just… needed to make sure, that's all

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: He has no clue

 

BENT: SHUT UP RISE

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh he has one clue

 

SmoothCriminal: Well just so you know, I'm Fuckboy, nice to meet you

 

BENT: Oh hey Akira

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: God no hesitation!

 

SmoothCriminal: …….He must’ve backlogged to look

 

BENT: Sure let's go with that

 

DetectivePrince: I AM NAOTO

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Yeah I think we could tell

 

PrinceLoser: No problem there

 

SilverBowl: Naoto please don't text until you find the caps lock button

 

SmoothCriminal: ….. Her name is triggering

 

DaMan: Why?

 

Queen: It’s a long story….

 

PrinceLoser: I mean we got time so

 

SilverBowl: We get off topic so easily

 

SwordMom: Okay so 1. My phone has been buzzing non stop for the past damn day and 2. You would think the names would be obvious

 

BENT: Well shit I'm sorry I don't have the smarts!

 

SmolBean: Language….

 

SmoothCriminal: Ok Now this is someone who needs to say their name

 

SmoothCriminal: Half this chat is smol beans

 

I LIIIIIVE: It’s Fuuka

 

I LIIIIIVE: Please run while you still can, you too mom.

 

SwordMom: Why do you insist on calling me that?

 

PrinceLoser: I mean

 

PrinceLoser: It’s in your name

 

DaMan: Mitsuru we already discussed this, you're team mom

 

I LIIIIIVE: It has been written and it is law.

 

SwordMom: I didn't agree to any of this

 

SmoothCriminal: I didn't agree to a lot of things but look at me now

 

SwordMom: Is that supposed to make me feel better?

 

SmoothCriminal: Honestly not really

 

I LIIIIIVE: For the love of-

 

I LIIIIIVE: Naoto why do you keep spamming me to add you?

 

DetectivePrince: I AM NOT?...

 

I LIIIIIVE: Then explain who the hell is this?

 

SmoothCriminal: Wait.

 

-I LIIIIIVE added DetectivePrince to the chat-

 

SmoothCriminal: W A I T.

 

DetectivePrince: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS.

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August 22nd, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: Naoto. Please for the love of god, tell me that is a backup account.

 

DetectivePrince: NO

 

DetectivePrince: Hello Gals and Pals

 

SmoothCriminal: GET THE FUCK OUT!

 

DetectivePrince: OKAY WHY DO YOU HATE ME

 

SmoothCriminal: YOU KILLED ME

 

DetectivePrince: AND YOU CAME BACK

 

DaMan: I feel like there's some tension

 

SmoothCriminal: OH NO FUCKING SHIT

 

SilverBowl: Hold up

 

SilverBowl: Is that the guy you told me about? The pancake backstabbing motherfucking fake ass detective?

 

SmoothCriminal: TO THE LAST E

 

PrinceLoser: Wait, so is he why the name is so triggering?

 

SmoothCriminal: Y E S

 

DetectivePrince: Idk if that title is hurtful or accurate

 

SharkBoy: Why not both.

 

DetectivePrince: I can live with that

 

Queen: Why are you here!? We thought you died!

 

DetectivePrince: Back from the dead bitches and better than ever

 

SmoothCriminal: Not

 

DetectivePrince: Oh hush, you couldn't live without your local Detective Prince around

 

SmoothCriminal: Actually I could CAUSE HE WAS THE ONE TO KILL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

 

DetectivePrince: XCUSE ME BUT

 

DetectivePrince: Y DO U HAVE MY NAME?

 

DetectivePrince: Cause I'm the detective prince, who the hell are you?

 

DetectivePrince: THE REAL DETECTIVE PRINCE.

 

DetectivePrince: Yeah right, haven't you heard the name Akechi Goro?

 

BENT: Um have you not heard of Naoto Shirogane?!

 

DetectivePrince: …….oh

 

DetectivePrince: Oh

 

DetectivePrince: Ooooooooh!

 

DetectivePrince: Well shit.

 

SmoothCriminal: You're not even deserving of her title.

 

DetectivePrince: Well whatcha gonna do about it cause I'm not changing it

 

SharkBoy: Oh wait!

 

SharkBoy: I GOT THIS!

 

SilverBowl: ?

 

- SharkBoy changed DetectivePrince’s nickname to DetectivePrick -

 

SharkBoy: FIXED!

 

Queen: Accurate

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: As fuck

 

DetectivePrick: WRONG ONE

 

DetectivePrince: HA Lmao I always liked you Ryuji

 

DaMan: Wow you had one job and failed

 

SharkBoy: GOD DAMNIT, HOLD ON!

 

- SharkBoy changed DetectivePrick’s nickname to RealDetectivePrince and DetectivePrince’s nickname to FuckOff-

 

RealDetectivePrince: Y THANK U

 

FuckOff: I take it back.

 

SharkBoy: I don't care

 

SmoothCriminal: Here's an better idea, can he get the fuck off our chat?

 

SwordMom: He is causing a disturbance

 

I LIIIIIVE: Awwww, I actually find his presence amusing though.

 

SmoothCriminal: Why.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Because he annoys the shit outta you.

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh don't even go there, I will kick you too

 

I LIIIIIVE: Please do, you'll be blessing me.

 

SmoothCriminal: Omfg

 

MemeQueen: Hey

 

MemeQueen: I know a way to get back at him

 

SmoothCriminal: PM ME NOW.

 

I LIIIIIVE: It really can't get any worse than this.

 

SilverBowl: I wouldn't tempt him

 

Queen: We are talking about Akira and Futaba

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh please.

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yeeeeeah those two will think up some shit

 

I LIIIIIVE: Like what.

 

- SmoothCriminal added Minako to the chat-

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh.

 

I LIIIIIVE: FUCK.

 

Minako: It's Britney Bitch.

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August 22nd, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: Minato

 

SmoothCriminal: You never told me you have a sister

 

I LIIIIIVE: You were NEVER. SUPPOSED. TO. KNOW.

 

Minako: Wow, practically twins and you never told them about me

 

I LIIIIIVE: Don’t even start with me.

 

DaMan: MINAKO!!!

 

Minako: JUNPEI!!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh my god.

 

DaMan: It’s great to talk to you again, how long has it been?

 

Minako: Waaaay too long!

 

SmoothCriminal: Ohohoh this is going to be grand

 

DaMan: Lemme go tell everybody else you’re online!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Please don’t!

 

SilverBowl: Wait, you have a sister Minato

 

Minako: I guess since my dear brother never told you guys about me, I may as well introduce myself

 

Minako: My name is Arisato Minako: The better haired, body, personality, and practically everything else of Minato

 

I LIIIIIVE: YOU SPIT NOTHING BUT LIES.

 

Minako: Oh come on Brotheeeeeeer!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Not that shit again!

 

SilverBowl: It’s nice to meet you, I’m Yu

 

SmoothCriminal: And you know me, the handsome Akira

 

Minako: Great to FINALLY meet you too

 

I LIIIIIVE: So this was your way to get back at me Akira.

 

SmoothCriminal: Yep, for adding Pancake Mother Fucker

 

FuckOff: I’M STILL HERE

 

SmoothCriminal: THEN LEAVE!

 

I LIIIIIVE: OMFG SHE KEEPS SENDING ME LIQUID SNAKE CLIPS OF HIM SAYING “BROTHER”

 

Minako: It’s not brother, it’s BROTHEEEEEEER

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well we warned you Akira would find a way

 

MemeQueen: Hey! I helped 2!

 

Minako: Oh? I don’t think we met?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: We haven’t, my name is Ann!

 

SmoothCriminal: She’s part of my group, it also consists of Ryuji, Makoto, Futaba, and others who are not yet here

 

SharkBoy: YO!

 

Queen: Hello

 

MemeQueen: H-Hewwo?

 

Minako: Nice to get to know you all!

 

FuckOff: Didn’t you forget me!?

 

SmoothCriminal: No.

 

SharkBoy: No.

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: No.

 

Queen: No.

 

FuckOff: ;-;

 

I LIIIIIVE: STOP MAKING FRIENDS WITH HER

 

Minako: Wow, jelly much?

 

I LIIIIIVE: More like Crippling Depressed

 

SmoothCriminal: EEEEEEEDGY

 

SilverBowl: That’s nothing new honestly

 

SilverBowl: I have my own group here too but they’re just not here

 

SuperMeatGirl: I’m here! Just been watching in amusement

 

Yukiko: Me too

 

SilverBowl: Okay Chie I understand BUT WHEN DID YOU GET HERE YUKIKO

 

SuperMeatGirl: Yeah she’s been too busy laughing to actually say something

 

Yukiko: It’s all been too funny!

 

SilverBowl: Course it has

 

MemeQueen: I mean she’s not wrong

 

I LIIIIIVE: So my pain is funny

 

SmoothCriminal: You sure thought mine was

 

Minako: Minato don’t worry too much, nothing bad is going to happen

 

WalmartKatness: OMG JUNPEI WAS RIGHT

 

SmolBean: It really is Minako!

 

DaMan: I told you guys!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Uuuuuuuuugh

 

Minako: Hi guys!!

 

SwordMom: It’s been quite a while Minako

 

ProteinDad: Hey there!

 

I LIIIIIVE: UUUUUUUUUGH

 

Aigis: It has been a long time Minako

 

EvenSmollerBean: Hey Minako!

 

I LIIIIIVE: EVEN KEN’S HERE!?!

 

Minako: Is everybody here?! This is great! But wait where’s-

 

DeadAss: Oh hey Mina

 

Minako: SHIIIIINJIIII!!!

 

SmoothCriminal: You know, I’ve just been watching in amusement

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira.

 

SmoothCriminal: You started this with Akechi

 

I LIIIIIVE: ……...Touche

 

FuckOff: WHAT DID I DO WRONG

 

SuperMeatGirl: Apparently a lot

 

SuperMeatGirl: Also brb cause Yukiko can’t breathe from her laughter

 

SilverBowl: Oh jeez, make sure she doesn’t die

 

SmoothCriminal: Speaking of death, Minako, did you die too?

 

Minako: Yep! But now I’m back!

 

SmolBean: We thought we lost the both of them

 

SwordMom: But somehow they got brought back, we still don’t know the details on how

 

SilverBowl: SO WAIT

 

SilverBowl: Out of me, Minako, Minato, and Akira, I’m the only one who hasn’t died!

 

SilverBowl: Am I missing out on something?

 

SmoothCriminal: Not really

 

Minako: Nope

 

I LIIIIIVE: Yes.

 

SilverBowl: Now I’m scared…. Does that mean I’m gonna die soon too?!

 

SharkBoy: Don’t worry, you’ll probably get brought back to life

 

DeadAss: That is a trending thing with the dead now apparently

 

ArtisticInspiration: My phone buzzed so much, it shook the table and spilled my paint everywhere

 

ProteinDad: That is one flimsy table

 

SmoothCriminal: Sorry Yusuke

 

MemeQueen: Oh great Inari’s here

 

ArtisticInspiration: It’s nice to chat with you too Futaba

 

ArtisticInspiration: Well now that I’m here, what did I miss

 

I LIIIIIVE: The end of my sanity

 

SmoothCriminal: One of the greatest revenges in history

 

ArtisticInspiration: Those sound like two completely different things

 

Queen: Consider the two different perspectives

 

ArtisticInspiration: ....... Okay who did what to Akira?

 

FuckOff: I think my appearance has to do something with it

 

ArtisticInspiration: And you are?

 

SilverBowl: One word: Pancakes

 

ArtisticInspiration: Oh….

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah, you may want to get used to him

 

PrinceLoser: Wow, this dude is like the Adachi of the group chat apparently

 

DaMan: ?

 

PrinceLoser: A traitor from our own adventure

 

ProteinDad: Seems like we all have our fair share of traitors

 

Queen: You guys had one to?

 

DaMan: Eh we don’t really speak of it…

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: That’s reasonable

 

PrinceLoser: Seems like we’re all alike in some ways

 

EvenSmollerBean: Like had deaths in our groups

 

SilverBowl: Not really us but still

 

SharkBoy: WE ALL HAVE DOPE ASS PERSONAS

 

BENT: We all have pretty good friends

 

SilverBowl: Nice addition Kanji and welcome back

 

I LIIIIIVE: I’m considering cutting everyone off…

 

Aigis: Including me?

 

I LIIIIIVE: ...... Okay I’m cutting every human off.

 

WalmartKatness: Oh rude!

 

Minako: I know right! He just has no regard for others

 

MemeQueen: I have the perfect name for you

 

- MemeQueen changed Minako’s nickname to MinatoButWithBetterLegs -


MinatoButWithBetterLegs: PERFECT!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Get me off this fucking chat.

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August 23rd, XXXX

 

EvenSmollerBean: So um…

 

EvenSmollerBean: This is awkward but…

 

I LIIIIIVE: What's up Ken?

 

EvenSmollerBean: I kinda need to interview somebody I look up to for a school project due in two days and…

 

EvenSmollerBean: I’m having a hard time choosing someone cause you all are so cool, so would anyone like to do it with me?..

 

SmoothCriminal: SAY NO MORE I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh hell no. I'll do it with you Ken.

 

SilverBowl: Wait, that sounds fun, can I do it with him?

 

SmoothCriminal: Nope, already called dibs

 

SilverBowl: What?! How do you call dibs?? What if he wants to do it with me?!

 

SmoothCriminal: Highly doubt that since I'm the cooler one

 

I LIIIIIVE: Okay 1. He barely knows you Akira and 2. I don't trust either of you with him so I'm doing it with him.

 

EvenSmollerBean: Uh guys?

 

SmoothCriminal: What you mean you don't trust us?! I'm responsible!!

 

Queen: That's highly debatable

 

SmoothCriminal: :0!! What you mean?! Im the peak of responsibility!

 

SharkBoy: Says the man who spent all his yen on soda and cashed out every machine on the block

 

EvenSmollerBean: He what? Lol

 

SmoothCriminal: Those help us in the mementos, did it or did it not!?

 

ArtisticInspiration: Okay but we really did not need that much

 

SmoothCriminal: Yusuke, continue and it's no food for a week

 

ArtisticInspiration:.....

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: You also thought it would be a good idea to stick your knife in your gun

 

SmoothCriminal: Okay first off, knife-gun is my greatest creation of all time and it only backfired ONE TIME

 

MemeQueen: Into your face LOL

 

FuckOff: You also thought it would be a good idea to trust me

 

SmoothCriminal: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS

 

FluffySheep: Akira you really aren't that responsible, please just admit it

 

MemeQueen: Damn, even she called you out

 

SmoothCriminal: ;---; Haru, babe, not you too….

 

SmoothCriminal: Omfg Morg read the text and is spewing my ear off now...

 

I LIIIIIVE: And the Troupe has spoken.

 

EvenSmollerBean: Lololol

 

SilverBowl: Wow me and Minato really are the responsible ones

 

I LIIIIIVE: Now hold up, never said you was anymore reliable

 

SilverBowl: Wait what?!

 

SilverBowl: What have I done?!

 

PrinceLoser: Ate food X despite my warnings

 

SuperMeatGirl: Yeah it's sweet that you considered our feelings but you looked like you was going to die

 

SilverBowl: I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE

 

Yukiko: I appreciate it

 

Yukiko: Oh! Didn't he use a golf club when he went into the TV world?

 

LusciousHair: Yeppy!!

 

EvenSmollerBean: A golf club?

 

BENT: He did? The hell that was gonna do?

 

SilverBowl: It’s more effective than a chair!!

 

BENT: Would you say that if I whacked you with one?

 

RealDetectivePrince: KANJI.

 

BENT: Sorry….

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Wow. Senpai isn't as bright as I thought he was

 

LusciousHair: Haha Senpai can be so dumb!

 

SilverBowl: I can't believe I'm getting attacked here..

 

SmoothCriminal: YEEEAH ROAST HIS ASS

 

SilverBowl: OH HUSH!

 

I LIIIIIVE: And yet my case is closed.

 

SilverBowl: Gimme a break, you must’ve done some dumb stuff before

 

I LIIIIIVE: Barely…

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hah

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hahah

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

SmoothCriminal: She says otherwise

 

I LIIIIIVE: MINAKO I STG

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Lol fiiiiine, he has done dumnshit but I won't say what

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You lucky I love you enough to not put your ass on blast

 

DaMan: Aaaaw I was looking forward to that

 

I LIIIIIVE: Junpei!

 

SwordMom: Not going to lie, so was I

 

EvenSmollerBean: Same

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I would say let me do it with you but

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Interviewing me is like doing it with Minato with slight differences so it doesn't matter much

 

I LIIIIIVE: Anyways, Ken just interview me, we'll get it quick and done

 

DaMan: Wait?

 

DaMan: Interview?

 

EvenSmollerBean: It’s a interview somebody you think is cool project from school

 

SharkBoy: Really, that's what this is all about?! Dude, interview me and it'll be the coolest one!!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: You're kidding me right? I'm a legit model, he should do it with me if anything

 

PrinceLoser: Oh please, let the Prince of Cool handle it

 

EvenSmollerBean: Um..

 

MemeQueen: And yet you changed your name back to PrinceLoser, huh TrashBoi?

 

PrinceLoser: QUIT IT!!

 

WalmartKatness: Kenny! You could've just asked me to interview!

 

EvenSmollerBean: Yeah but…

 

ProteinDad: Ken! I'll give you the most manly of interviews!!

 

ArtisticInspiration: As an Artist, I believe we could make quite the interview

 

Aigis: I am an actual robot.

 

EvenSmollerBean: …….

 

BENT: Hey Ken, PM me real quick, trust me.

 

SmoothCriminal: Okay, can we all just agree that I'm being chosen?

 

SilverBowl: OH

 

I LIIIIIVE: SHUT

 

DaMan: UP

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: AKIRA

 

EvenSmollerBean: Uh….Okay Kanji…..

 

SmoothCriminal: OH COME ON GUYS

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BENT: You doing alright there kid?

 

EvenSmollerBean: Feeling pressured really…

 

BENT: Yeah I can't blame ya

 

BENT: You don't have to choose against your will, just go with ya gut

 

BENT: Ya know?

 

EvenSmollerBean: Oh thanks Kanji!

 

EvenSmollerBean: …..Hey

 

EvenSmollerBean: Would it be okay if I interviewed you?

 

BENT: EH?!

 

BENT: OH! Um sure I guess??

 

BENT: Though I ain't really that interesting I guess… Just a tailor and all…

 

EvenSmollerBean: That seems cool to me! Brings me back to when you fixed my shoelace

 

BENT: Heh yeah, you was terrified of me

 

EvenSmollerBean: Can you blame me?

 

BENT: Nah. Hold up, should we tell the others or?

 

EvenSmollerBean: I don't think so… Maybe after the project’s done

 

BENT: Cool with me

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August 25th, XXXX

 

EvenSmollerBean: Hey guys!

 

SmoothCriminal: Ken!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Where'd you go?? Didn't you say the project was due in two days?

 

EvenSmollerBean: Yep! Told it to the class today and got an A!

 

SilverBowl: That's great! But… who did you interview?

 

SmoothCriminal: I'm already hurt cause it wasn't me!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira shut it

 

SmoothCriminal: Back at ya

 

EvenSmollerBean: Actually

 

EvenSmollerBean: I interviewed Kanji

 

SilverBowl: Really?!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Weren't you scared of him?

 

EvenSmollerBean: That was in the past! He's cool and was okay with doing the project with me

 

SmoothCriminal: So wait

 

SmoothCriminal: You interviewed a small town tailor

 

SmoothCriminal: WHEN YOU COULD'VE DONE A CITY KNOWN SUAVE CRIMINAL?!

 

SmoothCriminal: …… Ok nvm I can see how that would end pretty bad and concerning

 

I LIIIIIVE: Could've seen that two days ago?

 

SmoothCriminal: I was too much in the moment

 

SilverBowl: Well at least you got it done and with a good grade, nice thing for Kanji to do

 

EvenSmollerBean: Yeah it was!

 

I LIIIIIVE: ……

 

EvenSmollerBean: Minato?

 

SilverBowl: What's up man?

 

SmoothCriminal: I know what

 

SmoothCriminal: You butt hurt he didn't do it with you, ain't ya?

 

I LIIIIIVE: …...I mean, I knew him longer…..

 

EvenSmollerBean: Sorry...

 

EvenSmollerBean: Wanna do my science project with me?

 

I LIIIIIVE: ……..Yes.

Chapter Text

August 27th, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: Ok! It's time to get serious!!

 

SmoothCriminal: Yu! Minato! Minako! Get on here!

 

SilverBowl: Present

 

I LIIIIIVE: What the hell you want Akira.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hello yello

 

SmoothCriminal: I am about to ask a serious question

 

SmoothCriminal: Who is fucking who?

 

SilverBowl: …….What.

 

I LIIIIIVE: I'm getting so sick of this.

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh come on!! I've been wondering this for the past 5 days, just tell me!!

 

SmoothCriminal: My shipping fuel is low!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Shipping fuel?

 

SilverBowl: Akira….

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: If it helps, I'm with Shinji~

 

SmoothCriminal: WHY THANK YOU MINAKO, I can see why you're the better twin

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira remind me to punch you in the face 5x more than usual

 

SmoothCriminal: But

 

SmoothCriminal: 0 x 5 is 0

 

I LIIIIIVE: …..

 

SilverBowl: He's not wrong

 

I LIIIIIVE: Touche.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Honestly now I'm curious too, who is fucking who

 

SmoothCriminal: EXACTLY, so Yu crack out a notebook and get to writing!

 

SilverBowl: Oh I already got some down, lemme go get it

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wait why.

 

SilverBowl: Double dates? And also I can't keep track of all these damn couples.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh

 

I LIIIIIVE: Well guess I have no choice in this.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Nada

 

I LIIIIIVE: This is what my life has come to...

 

SilverBowl: Got it!

 

SmoothCriminal: Allllrighty then! Lady and Gentlemen, time to confess!

 

SmoothCriminal: Minato, Minako, you two first

 

I LIIIIIVE: Course

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Alright!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Well besides me and Shinjiro, have Minato told you he's dating Aigis?

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah that's pretty obvious

 

I LIIIIIVE: I actually can't say anything about that

 

SmoothCriminal: Tell me, how is it dating a robot?

 

I LIIIIIVE: No different from dating a human…. Except in some…. Ways.

 

SmoothCriminal: Ohohoho

 

SmoothCriminal: Know what, I'll ask later. Let's continue!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Um

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Isn't Mitsuru and Akihiko dating?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Does not that explain their names?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: True

 

SmoothCriminal: I literally just thought they had those names because they were both valid team parents

 

I LIIIIIVE: I mean that too

 

SilverBowl: Are we allowed to call them Mom and Dad too?

 

I LIIIIIVE: No.

 

SilverBowl: :(

 

SmoothCriminal: Anyone else?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Junpei had a girlfriend too but…… we don't speak of it.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Poor sweetie….

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh...

 

I LIIIIIVE: Other than that, everybody on our side is single

 

SmoothCriminal: Got all that down Yu?

 

SilverBowl: Two ghost dating, parent couple, one classified relationship, and one ghost is banging a robot, yep!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Way to put it literal

 

SmoothCriminal: ALRIGHT then we know who's next

 

SmoothCriminal: Sir Bowl Cut, if you would please

 

SilverBowl: Alright alright, I'll out some people

 

SilverBowl: Granted all of them will actually kill me for this.

 

SmoothCriminal: I was gonna get it outta you guys one way or another

 

SilverBowl: Most likely

 

I LIIIIIVE: Now that I think about it

 

I LIIIIIVE: Reminds me of that time in Group Date Cafe

 

SilverBowl: Oh yeeeah

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hold up, you was in a group date bro?

 

I LIIIIIVE: It's more complicated than it sounds

 

SmoothCriminal: Riiiiiight what’s more complicated than being on a orgy date?

 

SilverBowl: Why must you call it that

 

SmoothCriminal: No one stopping me

 

SilverBowl: Fair enough

 

SilverBowl: So to our left we have our local lesbians, Chie and Yukiko

 

SmoothCriminal: Fuckin called it

 

I LIIIIVE: But didn't you and Chie date for a while

 

SilverBowl: Yeah but we broke it off, all is well tho

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ah

 

SilverBowl: And to our right we have the immense sexual tension couple, Kanji and Naoto

 

SmoothCriminal: They still nervous wrecks?

 

SilverBowl: You need a butcher knife to cut that tension

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Damn

 

SilverBowl: Me and Rise had to team up with Teddie to set them up, wasn't easy

 

SilverBowl: We almost died to gunshots in the process…

 

I LIIIIIVE: You alright?

 

SilverBowl: A lil traumatized but ya know how it is

 

SmoothCriminal: We fight shadows for a living and that's what you scared of?

 

SilverBowl: She has the insta-kill skills

 

I LIIIIIVE: So do you!

 

SilverBowl: LOOK SHE'S TERRIFYING FOR BEING 152 CM

 

SmoothCriminal: cHOKES SHE SO TINY

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: CAN I LIKE, HUG HER!?? PET HER?!?! PLEASE???

 

SilverBowl: If you wanna die, sure

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I got personas for the jobs, it will be worth

 

SmoothCriminal: Immune bitch!

 

SilverBowl: You and your damn Satanael

 

SmoothCriminal: Jelly

 

SilverBowl: Hush.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Mine is Jesus

 

SmoothCriminal: No wonder I'm fighting you so often

 

SilverBowl: That’s really convenient actually

 

I LIIIIIVE: Back on topic tho! Yu, you one of the only ones left

 

SilverBowl: Eeeeeeeeh

 

SmoothCriminal: Heheh

 

SmoothCriminal: You fuckin Yosuke aren't you

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: HA GAAAAAAAAAY

 

I LIIIIIVE: A fair amount of our friends are gay

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Said it for the culture

 

SilverBowl: Please don't tell him I said we're dating

 

I LIIIIIVE: Why does it matter

 

SilverBowl: He's awkward about it

 

SmoothCriminal: He'll live

 

SilverBowl: He’s a good boyfriend though…

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Awwww!

 

SmoothCriminal: That’s sweet

 

I LIIIIIVE: My sweet tooth is aching

 

SilverBowl: Annnnyways

 

SmoothCriminal: Is that all in your crew?

 

SilverBowl: Yeh

 

SmoothCriminal: And now onto me!

 

SmoothCriminal: Lemme get this right off the bat, I'm basically fucking everybody so

 

SilverBowl: Oh?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh really?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh so Haru knows?

 

SmoothCriminal: WAIT HOLD UP-

 

SilverBowl: Oh well lemme ask her real quick

 

I LIIIIIVE: Yeah I’m curious on what she has to say about Emperor Pimp

 

SmoothCriminal: NO WAIT, SHE'LL KILL ME

 

I LIIIIIVE: How?

 

SilverBowl: But she's so fluffy??

 

SmoothCriminal: SHE HAS A GRENADE LAUNCHER.

 

I LIIIIIVE: .......Say what.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Jesus Christ

 

I LIIIIIVE: So she's Aigis on a bad night

 

SmoothCriminal: Y E P.

 

SilverBowl: Next thing you tell me is that she has a battle axe

 

SmoothCriminal: ……..Wellll

 

SilverBowl: Forget I even mentioned it.

 

SilverBowl: Anyways be serious, you started this and now you're ending it

 

SmoothCriminal: Fiiiiiine, just wanted to be a cool pimp…

 

I LIIIIIVE: That seems like that won’t end well

 

SmoothCriminal: Well you already know bout me and my best girl

 

SmoothCriminal: We also have our local lesbian, Ann

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh?

 

SmoothCriminal: She's dating a sweetheart named Shiho who used to go to our school

 

SmoothCriminal: We all love her, she's such a bean and mood

 

SilverBowl: Awh

 

I LIIIIIVE: Cute

 

SmoothCriminal: Now with this couple, idk how or when

 

SmoothCriminal: But somehow, Ryuji scored with Makoto

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wait.

 

SilverBowl: You mean the blonde who says For real every two minutes?

 

I LIIIIIVE: The team dumbass? With the Student President?

 

SilverBowl: The one with the weird shark teeth? And the one with all A’s

 

SmoothCriminal: That's them.

 

SilverBowl: H O W

 

SmoothCriminal: I mean, they’re surprisingly cute but still

 

I LIIIIIVE: Still shocking really

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Opposites attract does work then lol

 

SmoothCriminal: I mean, it’s working with Yusuke and Futaba so

 

SilverBowl: Going by what you told me about them, I’m kinda surprised but then again not

 

I LIIIIIVE: The meme lord and her artist boyfriend

 

I LIIIIIVE: Their children would probably be photoshop masters for creating memes

 

SmoothCriminal: I will be such a proud uncle

 

SilverBowl: Sounds like a entertaining couple

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah I set them up and have no regrets

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Team shipper eh?

 

SmoothCriminal: :3 yeeeeeeah

 

I LIIIIIVE: So what about Akechi?

 

SmoothCriminal: …….Is that a joke?

 

SmoothCriminal: You would have to have -50 standards to want to date him

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ouch

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oooooh that burn though

 

SmoothCriminal: Other than that, I believe that’s everyone!

 

SilverBowl: Alright, list is done

 

I LIIIIIVE: So is that enough fuel for you

 

SmoothCriminal: Yes! I can feel the POWER

 

SmoothCriminal: MY POWER LEVEL IS INCREASING

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hmm

 

SmoothCriminal: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Akira

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Was this just so you could tease us anytime we do remotely anything cute

 

SmoothCriminal: IT'S OVER 9000-........ Maybe

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: BECAUSE I DO THE SAME THING!!

 

SmoothCriminal: :0 SHIPPING BUDDY!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh god no!

 

SmoothCriminal: THE SHIPPING JOKER WITH HIS PARTNER MINAKO, HERE TO APPRECIATE EVERY COUPLE AROUND

 

MinatoButWthBetterLegs: YEAH!!!

 

SilverBowl: You guys are entertaining

Chapter Text

August 29th, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: MAN DO I FEEL FABULOUS

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh good for you

 

I LIIIIIVE: My legs are tired and sore…

 

SilverBowl: ? What did you guys get done doing?

 

SmoothCriminal: Dancing my funky ass off!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Something I never thought I'd do, dancing

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wait

 

SmoothCriminal: Hold up

 

SilverBowl: So you both were dancing? DID YOU GUYS HAVE A DANCE PARTY AND DIDN’T INVITE ME!?!

 

I LIIIIIVE: No, not really

 

SmoothCriminal: It really is tho

 

SilverBowl: Well damn now I'm hurt, I can bust some moves too

 

SmoothCriminal: You danced before?

 

PrinceLoser: Practically did it to fight shadows

 

SuperMeatGirl: We're technically famous actually

 

BENT: Yeah, as much famous that backup dancers could get

 

SuperMeatGirl: Lemme dream Moronji!

 

BENT: STOP CALLING ME THAT

 

I LIIIIIVE: That was as clever as Stupei

 

DaMan: THANK YOU, IT IS A DUMB NAME

 

WalmartKatness: OH HUSH STUPEI

 

SmoothCriminal: WAIT WAIT WAIT. W A I T. YOU GUYS WERE BACKUP DANCERS??! FOR WHO????

 

SilverBowl: Kanamin, Kanami Mashita, or as Nanako calls her, Big Sis

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh! I heard of her!

 

SharkBoy: Wait who?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Ryuji I stg

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: She has POSTERS, EVERYWHERE

 

SharkBoy: WHEN DID YOU THINK I LOOK AT POSTERS?!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: SHE'S ON EVERY OTHER BILLBOARD IN THE FUCKING CITY

 

SharkBoy: FUCK YOU!

 

WalmartKatness: You’re not that bright are you?

 

SharkBoy: Don’t.

 

SilverBowl: I mean Rise is everywhere too, she's in a movie

 

SmoothCriminal: Wait what?

 

SilverBowl: Don't you remember?

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Oh yeah I am!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Um but that would mean you'd have to be…

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: You guys never told them I'm Risette?

 

SharkBoy: FO’REAL?!

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh my bad, forgot to tell them

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: You're…..

 

SharkBoy: Ann?

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Is she okay?

 

SmoothCriminal: I think her brain might have exploded

 

I LIIIIIVE: I mean if you was in a group chat with a famous idol and didn't know til days later, wouldn't yours?

 

DaMan: Fair point

 

SharkBoy: That's pretty cool tbh! How did ya get a persona tho?

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Long story short, needed a break from fame and met Yu, everything else goes down from there

 

SmoothCriminal: Explainable

 

Queen: OKAY WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!

 

SmoothCriminal: Pardon?

 

FluffySheep: We were hanging out with Ann and Futaba at the shopping center and she passed out after reading her phone

 

FluffySheep: Futaba is currently on the ground with her

 

FluffySheep: She said it was to make them look like they were chilling out

 

SmoothCriminal: Lmao nice

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: OMFG!! Is she okay!?

 

Queen: Yeah she’ll live

 

RealDetectivePrince: I ASSUME SHE IS A BIG FAN

 

SilverBowl: Great for you to join us

 

RealDetectivePrince: FINALLY GOT A BREAK SO I AM HERE

 

SharkBoy: Makoto, Haru, did ya know Rise is a idol!?

 

FluffySheep: Oh!!

 

Queen: I had my speculations because of the name and them being from Inaba but I wasn’t too sure

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: It’s not THAT big of a deal

 

SuperMeatGirl: Just let them bask in the amazement

 

SmoothCriminal: Wow Yu, just meeting famous people left and right

 

SilverBowl: Okay after Rise, trust me when I say I didn’t expect to get caught up with another idol

 

I LIIIIIVE: How did you guys even get mixed up with Kanami?

 

RealDetectivePrince: HER BACKUP DANCERS WENT MISSING

 

PrinceLoser: Things escalated from there

 

Yukiko: And we got pulled into the TV world to fight against shadows once more

 

Yukiko: But we couldn’t use weapons

 

BENT: So we had to dance which was fucking stupid but hey

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: It was fun and you know it Kanji!

 

SilverBowl: So basically it was dance battles

 

SmoothCriminal: …...

 

I LIIIIIVE: ……

 

FluffySheep: …..

 

WalmartKatness: …...

 

DaMan: …..Anyone just danced for the hell of it?

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah

 

Queen: Pretty much

 

ProteinDad: Tbh I did it for good workout methods

 

I LIIIIIVE: Course you did

 

ProteinDad: At least I was going for the idea unlike you

 

I LIIIIIVE: Maybe cause I’m not a dancer

 

WalmartKatness: Oh that’s such bullshit

 

DaMan: Totally

 

SmoothCriminal: So he can dance?!

 

Aigis: Very well actually

 

SmoothCriminal: YO I’D PAID TO SEE THAT

 

SilverBowl: Me too honestly

 

I LIIIIIVE: You never will see it.

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh poop you.

 

Queen: It could’ve just been a bunch of jumping around like Ryuji

 

SharkBoy: HEY! I DON’T DANCE SO AT LEAST I WAS TRYING

 

Queen: And you looked cute doing it

 

SharkBoy: ……

 

SmoothCriminal: Lol Morg said Cat got your tongue?

 

SharkBoy: I’ll throw him again.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Okay I can assure you I knew what I was doing but it’s not like I wanted to

 

EvenSmollerBean: You looked pretty into it though

 

I LIIIIIVE: Finish your homework or I'm telling mom

 

EvenSmollerBean: D:

 

Aigis: You smiled in joy at one point

 

SmoothCriminal: You’re getting called out dude, better fuss up

 

I LIIIIIVE: All of you can shut it.

 

FluffySheep: Don’t take it as a bad thing, you could’ve been the best dancer

 

ProteinDad: He really is

 

WalmartKatness: I’m jealous….

 

I LIIIIIVE: I’m not that good

 

Aigis: You did a cartwheel.

 

PrinceLoser: Oh Shit!?

 

SmoothCriminal: I’M NOT EVEN THAT EXTRA….yet

 

I LIIIIIVE: It was not extra!

 

FluffySheep: Okay, it was fabulous

 

I LIIIIIVE: …… That works.

 

SuperMeatGirl: Can’t be any better than Naoto or Yu’s dancing

 

PrinceLoser: Yeah they can kill it

 

RealDetectivePrince: ….

 

SilverBowl: Eh I wasn't that good

 

PrinceLoser: You were amazing too partner!

 

Yukiko: You two dance great together

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: The perfect pair

 

PrinceLoser: (*`~`*)

 

WalmartKatness: Cute!!

 

SilverBowl: Guuuys come on now :3

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Fine we'll harass Naoto

 

RealDetectivePrince: PLEASE NO…

 

Queen: You know

 

Queen: I wouldn’t have thought of her as a dancer

 

PrinceLoser: She has real skill!

 

BENT: YEAH! I mean, she’s real good..

 

RealDetectivePrince: REALLY PUTTING IT OUT OF PROPORTION YOU GUYS….

 

DaMan: Lol she's embarresed

 

SilverBowl: We really aren’t Naoto

 

SmoothCriminal: Be proud of the rare skill that few, like us, are blessed to have

 

SharkBoy: Mr. Ballet’s right

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh shut up I’m graceful

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ballet huh?

 

SmoothCriminal: Good on my toes bitch

 

FluffySheep: A perfect partner~

 

SmoothCriminal: <3

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Aw!!!!!

 

WalmartKatness: Aww

 

ProteinDad: Sweet

 

I LIIIIIVE: Gag

 

Aigis: Cute

 

I LIIIIIVE: Cute

 

SmoothCriminal: Wrapped around the finger eh?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Shut up.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Can the PDA please stop...

 

MemeQueen: Don't feel bad, I deal with the PDA all day….

 

SharkBoy: Hypocrite

 

SmoothCriminal: Don't make me get Yusuke

 

MemeQueen: BITCH I hope the fuck you do!

 

SharkBoy: Btw how's Ann? Weren't you “chilling” with her earlier?

 

FluffySheep: We took her to a bench after that, people were starting to stare. She should be fine now

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: I'm so sorry…

 

SmoothCriminal: It's perfectly fine, don't even worry

 

SharkBoy: Wait

 

SharkBoy: Ain't she heavy though?

 

Queen: Now you know she would slap you for that

 

SharkBoy: Exactly why I'm saying it while I can! >:3

 

SuperMeatGirl: I sure would've slapped

 

WalmartKatness: Same

 

PrinceLoser: More like kick and assault...

 

DaMan: Yukari’s slaps are more like puberty hitting you….

 

WalmartKatness: Want me to make you 60?

 

DaMan: Please refrain.

 

SilverBowl: Well this has been a well escalated conversation

 

MemeQueen: The hell I missed?

 

SmoothCriminal: I’ll tell you later

 

I LIIIIIVE: I need a nap

---

August 30th, XXXX

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: hold up.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: YOU GUYS WENT FUCKING DANCING!?!

Chapter Text

September 2nd, XXXX

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You know, I can’t help but feel like I’m left out on a lot of things

 

SilverBowl: What makes you say that?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I mean, I miss out on dancing, fighting, apparently you met my brother and not me!

 

SilverBowl: Sorry…

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I’m starting to see why people call me the forgotten twin

 

SmoothCriminal: I’M SORRY, WHO SAID THAT!?

 

SmoothCriminal: GIMME A FIRST AND LAST NAME, I’LL HAVE THAT ASS IN TWO SECONDS

 

SilverBowl: AKIRA NO

 

SmoothCriminal: AKIRA Y E S

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Such a sweetie, but you really don’t have to

 

SmoothCriminal: :( okay….

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You can blame my brother though.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Bitch what.

 

SmoothCriminal: Dammit Minato, stealing your sister’s spotlight!

 

I LIIIIIVE: I didn’t do jack shit! Stop blaming this on me!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Where were you when we got revived?! I could’ve gotten you!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Don’t you think I would tell you if I knew! I landed in some place I didn’t even know!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: But I’m here now ig so whatever….

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: brb

 

SmoothCriminal: Byye

 

SilverBowl: Wow Minato, y’all got some drama going on

 

I LIIIIIVE: It’s normal… We always have these types of fights

 

SilverBowl: You seem to be hard on her despite her missing out and being forgotten a lot

 

I LIIIIIVE: Well it’s not like I wanted her forgotten!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ever since I came back, I spent day and night trying to see if she was even alive, FOR A GOOD FOUR YEARS

 

I LIIIIIVE: Then she came back so suddenly out of nowhere, telling us she been alive for a while and it set me off…

 

SmoothCriminal: So you guys never found out where she was?

 

I LIIIIIVE: The most she said is that it was like an endless abyss

 

I LIIIIIVE: Whatever the hell that means.

 

SilverBowl: Well she’s back now, but you seem so annoyed at her

 

I LIIIIIVE: Because she can’t me a explanation to justify my YEARS of searching for her and then pretends like nothing happen, like we weren’t FUCKING DEAD

 

I LIIIIIVE: But I gotten a lot more over it now, it’s just a sensitive topic for us

 

SmoothCriminal: Were you guys ever tight before all this?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Not really, she annoyed me pretty much all our lifespan

 

I LIIIIIVE: I do still love her though

 

SilverBowl: :DD

 

SmoothCriminal: Now if that ain’t the sweetest thing to come out your edgy mouth!

 

I LIIIIIVE: I regret saying that now.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Though it doesn’t necessarily mean we’re close

 

SilverBowl: Then why don’t we help you get along with her

 

SmoothCriminal: Wow Yu! An actual decent idea for once in your life!

 

SilverBowl: Rude

 

SmoothCriminal: I think you deserve a treat!

 

SilverBowl: Insulting

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh hell no, I don’t trust either of you with my relationships

 

SmoothCriminal: But I’m the king of relationships, romantic, platonic, and all!

 

SmoothCriminal: They say I steal people’s hearts for a reason you know!

 

SilverBowl: It’s not for that reason and you know it

 

SmoothCriminal: Stop ruining my fun! What are you, my dad.

 

SilverBowl: Sometimes I feel like I am

 

SmoothCriminal: Dad :D

 

SilverBowl: Stop.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wow so am I the uncle or grandpa?

 

SilverBowl: S T O P.

 

SilverBowl: Back on topic! Why don’t you invite Minako to go dancing with you guys?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Because it was a one time thing and I’m never doing it again.

 

SmoothCriminal: Pussy.

 

I LIIIIIVE: I will fight you.

 

SmoothCriminal: Let’s go gramps

 

SilverBowl: Why not do a sibling day?

 

I LIIIIIVE: A fucking what.

 

SilverBowl: Sibling day! A day just for siblings to hang out and have fun with each other, I have them with my little sister, Nanako

 

SmoothCriminal: Hey, that’s like what me and Futaba does!

 

I LIIIIIVE: That sounds like the dumbest thing invented. Ever.

 

SmoothCriminal: Don’t knock it til you try it my dude

 

SmoothCriminal: Me and Futaba play video games and eat junk food all day, living the biggest mood

 

SilverBowl: Nanako and I play any games she comes up with or hang out at June’s together

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ack so sweet my teeth hurts…

 

SilverBowl: Trust me, it works every time, at least try to get closer to your sister

 

SmoothCriminal: End of the day, family’s all you got, especially your own twin

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wow you guys are actually serious for once, I’m shocked

 

SilverBowl: Minato.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Okay okay, I’ll ask her out for some lunch or something, happy?

 

SilverBowl: Very :3

 

I LIIIIIVE: hhhh can’t believe I’m doing this

 

SilverBowl: You won’t regret it trust me

 

I LIIIIIVE: Whatever

 

---

September 3rd, XXXX

I LIIIIVE @ MinatoButWithBetterLegs

 

I LIIIIIVE: Hey Minako

 

MinatoButWithBetterLeg: Yeh?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Do you

 

I LIIIIIVE: Want to go get some lunch then head to a arcade or something

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: ???

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You want to hang out with me???

 

I LIIIIIVE: Yes. No. 30 seconds. Pick.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Alright okay! Um sure, that sounds cool with me

 

I LIIIIIVE: Okay then, doing it tomorrow, bye

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Bye! Big bro!

 

I LIIIIIVE: …

Chapter Text

October 31st, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME.

 

SmoothCriminal: SPOOKY SCARY TIME IS H E R E

 

SilverBowl: Yaaaaay!

 

DaMan: FUCCCK YEEEEEEEAH

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: SENDS SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE

 

WalmartKatness: oh GOD.

 

SuperMeatGirl: Nononononononononono

 

FluffySheep: What's wrong?

 

SuperMeatGirl: Can't deal, nope, can't do it, can't live.

 

WalmartKatness: Junpei has too much fun with Halloween...

 

DaMan: Can you blame me!! I came up with great stories for this day!

 

SmolBean: no….

 

EvenSmollerBean: Junpei nuu…

 

WalmartKatness: Not doing this Junpei!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Junpei your stories are shit.

 

DaMan: DD:

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Dont bully him!!

 

DaMan: :,D

 

Queen: Tbh I didn't even realize it was Halloween

 

RealDetectivePrince: NEITHER DID I

 

SwordMom: Time goes by fast

 

SharkBoy: OOOOH YEAH, FREE CANDY

 

MemeQueen: TIME TO HIT UP HOUSES BITCHES

 

FluffySheep: I plan on bingeing horror movies!

 

Queen: Course you would.

 

ArtisticInspiration: This season brings great inspiration…..and feeds me for a good month

 

PrinceLoser:

 

LusciousHair:

 

WalmartKatness:

 

SwordMom:

 

DaMan: D-....Do you not eat?

 

SmoothCriminal: Please contribute 100 yen to feed this boy, if we reach our milestone of 10000 yen, He'll live another week

 

SilverBowl: Everyday i grow more and more concerned for you guys

 

Queen: Honestly can't blame you

 

LusciousHair: So what does everyone plan on being this year! I'm going as a dashing prince!

 

PrinceLoser: For the 3rd year in a row.

 

SuperMeatGirl: Oh yeah Mr. WerewolfForThe5thTimeEver

 

PrinceLoser: IT'S A GOOD COSTUME AND I MAKE CHANGES TO IT

 

SilverBowl: Nah he's just a furry

 

MemeQueen: Oh

 

MemeQueen: OH.

 

MemeQueen: Brb.

 

SmoothCriminal: What have you done, Yu.

 

SilverBowl: Um…

 

PrinceLoser: I'M GETTING SPAMMED WITH FURRY PORN.

 

MemeQueen: AYE AYE AYE, it's GAY furry porn, thank u very much!

 

SmoothCriminal: We already did this with Yusuke, stop it!

 

Queen: What does your search history even look like right now?

 

MemeQueen: Suspect as fuck

 

SmolBean: That's a bit disturbing..

 

BENT: Oh! So Yosuke is a furry!

 

PrinceLoser: Is this a rumor or something?!

 

Yukiko: Not really a rumor if it's confirmed

 

PrinceLoser: IT HASN'T BEEN CONFIRMED

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Yes it has Yosuke

 

SmoothCriminal: #YosukeIsAFurry

 

SuperMeatGirl: #YosukeIsAFurry

 

SharkBoy: #YosukeIsAFurry

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: #YosukeIsAFurry

 

EvenSmollerBean: #YosukeIsAFurry

 

DaMan: #YosukeIsAFurry

 

PrinceLoser: I hate everyone in this chat.

 

SilverBowl: Love you too :3

 

DaMan: I found my story book! Who wants to hear one of my great horror stories!?

 

FluffySheep: Oh Wonderful!

 

SmoothCriminal: Spooky scary time!

 

Yukiko: Story time!!

 

SwordMom: And that’s my cue to leave.

 

SuperMeatGirl: NooooOOOO!

 

WalmartKatness: Minato! Stop him!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Okay first off, what control do you think I have over this group

 

Aigis: Absolutely none.

 

I LIIIIIVE: T...Thank you Aigis…

 

DaMan: LET US COMMENCE THE SCARE!!

 

EvenSmollerBean: Oh boy…

 

DaMan: This is an American tale, the tale of Jeff the Killer…

 

Yukiko: Fascinating!

 

SuperMeatGirl: Nonononononononononononooo!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: This may actually be scary

 

ProteinDad: Could be

 

LusciousHair: I CAN’T WAIT

 

SilverBowl: Teddy, you sure you can handle this?

 

LusciousHair: Don’t worry Senpai! A big brave bear like me can handle anything!

 

PrinceLoser: Debatable

 

DaMan: Now then

 

DaMan: Jeff started out as a normal teenager, living with his Mother Margaret, Father Peter and Brother Liu.

 

DaMan: When he turned 13, his family had to move because of his father getting a job promotion! It was exciting, but Jeff had a feeling in his head, he decided to ignore it.

 

DaMan: Jeff and Liu are waiting at a bus stop when 3 kids named Randy, Troy and….. Ken?? I think?? Anyways they approach the two and mug them. Jeff got the same feeling as earlier and kicked the three’s asses, incapacitating them also. This shocks Liu and they leave from scene to the bus for school.

 

PrinceLoser: Holy Shit!

 

SilverBowl: Woah

 

Queen: What a turn..

 

DaMan: The next morning however, police arrive at Jeff's house. The two are accused of unmotive murder but Jeff took the blame for it as he rightly should’ve. Liu however showed up with a knife and covered in injuries to prove to the officers he did it. Liu is taken to jail which leads Jeff to depression.

 

SmoothCriminal: Mood

 

DaMan: After 2 days, Jeff becomes more filled with guilt and loneliness. So Jeff's mother insists that he goes to a neighbors birthday party as she believes it will make him happy. Jeff decides to go which starts to make him cheer up!

 

DaMan: Things get bad when Randy, Troy and Ken show up out of nowhere and challenges Jeff to a fight. Jeff tries to reason with Randy but Randy dismisses him and things go south from there.

 

BENT: How are they still alive!?

 

DaMan: No clue!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: That’s legit boss

 

DaMan: Randy brutally beats Jeff while everyone at the party helplessly watches because of Troy and Ken holding them at gunpoint. Randy smashes a Vodka bottle over Jeff’s head, soaking him with alcohol. After beating Jeff, Randy tells Jeff off and says to him that Liu will rot in prison.

 

SmolBean: Poor Jeff…

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: This is more sad than scary

 

DaMan: It’s scary, just hold on!

 

DaMan: This pisses off Jeff and he stands up, sending a powerful punch to Randy’s chest. This causes Arrhythmia to his heart and Randy dies from this. Troy and Ken gets mad from this and proceeds to shoot Jeff but failed to hit him. Jeff soon takes them to the bathroom where he wounds them.

 

SmoothCriminal: Okay that’s actually concerning!

 

SharkBoy: Holy shit dude...

 

DaMan: Ken struggled with Jeff though and it leads to bleach drenching Jeff. Ken uses his lighter and sets Jeff aflame with the alcohol/bleach combo on him. Jeff tries to put the fire out but ends up falling down the house stairs and passing out.

 

ProteinDad: Oh god!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Got a reaction out of Akihiko

 

DaMan: So Jeff wakes up in a hospital with bandages covering his whole body. His mom is there and tells him Liu is getting released from police hearing about Randy! Weeks later, Jeff’s bandages are removed and his face is really messed up, but Jeff actually takes a liking to it. His family are concerned but doctors say it’s just medicine messing with his head.

 

DaMan: When taken home that night, Jeff's mother wakes up to find Jeff in the bathroom burning out his own eyelids and carving a freaky huge smile up to his cheeks, she realizes that Jeff has gone insane and knows he needs to be killed, Jeff overhears this and proceeds to kill both his parents.

 

Queen: God…

 

PrinceLoser: dAMN

 

DaMan: Liu wakes up from the noise and tries to avoid it by trying to go back to sleep, however, Jeff creeps into the room and tells Liu to "Go To Sleep", before stabbing his chest with a knife. Liu’s status is unknown to this day.

 

DaMan: Jeff then goes on a serial killing rampage, killing those who refuse to sleep at night, Jeff becomes infamously known as the "Ominous Unknown Killer".

 

DaMan: AND THAT’S THAT

 

BENT: What the fuck was that story!?

 

RealDetectivePrince: VERY DISTURBING

 

FluffySheep: That was a very good story!

 

SmoothCriminal: Course you would think that...

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: I can see why Chie and Yukari didn’t want to hear it…

 

Yukiko: Speaking of which, are they still here?

 

I LIIIIIVE: I’m pretty sure they left a while ago

 

PrinceLoser: Ha! They got shook!

 

SmolBean: …..

 

EvenSmollerBean: …..

 

ProteinDad: Fuuka, Ken, you two okay?

 

SmolBean: No….

 

EvenSmollerBean: Nope…

 

DeadAss: What did you guys do to them?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: SHINJI!! You missed out on Junpei’s creepy story!

 

DeadAss: It was more purposely than accidently…

 

DaMan: D:

 

SilverBowl: It was scary to say at least

 

DeadAss: I guess

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: It really scared me, can I get a hug Shinji?

 

DeadAss: Next time I see you, sure

 

I LIIIIIVE: Gross

 

MinatoButWithBettterLegs: Oh shut up

 

MemeQueen: Tbh I was loling the whole time

 

SharkBoy: Wait why?

 

MemeQueen: That story is a complete meme at this point

 

MemeQueen: Specifically “Go to Sleep”

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Oh really??

 

MemeQueen: Yeah, did it to Akira at one point! Heh

 

SmoothCriminal: Hold up.

 

SmoothCriminal: THAT WAS YOU!?!?

 

SmoothCriminal: I COULDN’T SLEEP FOR A WEEK AFTER THAT!!!

 

MemeQueen: Oh, Sojiro’s callin me! Laters!

 

SmoothCriminal: FUTABA!!

 

DaMan: Damn she got you good!

 

ArtisticInspiration: I’m actually not surprised she did that.

 

Queen: Same

 

SilverBowl: Well I think it’s about time to get dress, it’s getting late

 

I LIIIIIVE: Oh yeah, we said we were going to go out

 

DaMan: Oh yeah! I’m gonna be a chainsaw murderer!

 

Aigis: I am a vampire

 

SharkBoy: I’m a pirate this year!

 

ArtisticInspiration: Not surprising

 

SharkBoy: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

 

PrinceLoser: Oh yeah, we gotta dress and go out for Halloween too, don’t we

 

BENT: Oh yeah

 

LusciousHair: I-I think I’ll stay inside this year…..

 

Queen: Did you get that scared?

 

LusciousHair: …..Yes…

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Awwh Teddy, don’t worry, Yosuke will protect you!

 

PrinceLoser: Like hell I will!

 

BENT: Damn, gonna do your own brother like that?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: For shame!

 

SmolBean: You could be a knight for Teddy then…

 

LusciousHair: A PRINCE’S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!! HOORAY!!!

 

PrinceLoser: Uuugh

 

SilverBowl: Wait

 

SilverBowl: I thought you were my knight in shining armor…

 

PrinceLoser: I give up...

Chapter Text

November 6th, XXXX

 

SilverBowl: hello??

 

SilverBowl: is anyone on here???

 

I LIIIIIVE: What do you need now, Yu

 

SilverBowl: um

 

SmoothCriminal: Woah forgot this chat existed for a second

 

I LIIIIIVE: You made the damn thing!

 

SmoothCriminal: Were you not informed of my attention span of an 4 year old

 

SilverBowl: you just said a swear word!!

 

SilverBowl: im telling my big bro!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Excuse me? The hell??

 

SilverBowl: you did it again!!

 

SmoothCriminal: Wait, you have a big brother???

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Since when?????

 

SmoothCriminal: Minato, are you and Yu still keeping secrets from us?!

 

I LIIIIIVE: No.

 

PrinceLoser: Uh

 

PrinceLoser: Yu doesn’t have any older siblings for all we know?

 

SuperMeatGirl: I think so at least???

 

SilverBowl: hi yosuke!

 

SilverBowl: hi chie!

 

SilverBowl: im using big bros phone while he is out today!

 

SuperMeatGirl: wAIT

 

PrinceLoser: NANAKO!?!

 

SilverBowl: yep!

 

SmoothCriminal: ?

 

PrinceLoser: WHERE IS YU??

 

SilverBowl: he went out to help dad with some work, theyll be back soon!

 

SuperMeatGirl: Oh. God.

 

SharkBoy: What’s going on??

 

SmoothCriminal: No clue my dude

 

I LIIIIIVE: Guys what’s the problem?

 

PrinceLoser: THE PROBLEM IS WE GOT A SWEET BEAN CHILD ON THE CHAT

 

I LIIIIIVE: And??? Ken is a sweet bean child too

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah so what’s the problem??

 

PrinceLoser: KEN IS 10! NANAKO IS 7, SHE HASN’T EVEN HIT THE DOUBLE DIGITS YET!! SHE STILL HAS 95% INNOCENCE!!!!

 

SharkBoy: FO’REAL!?

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh

 

I LIIIIIVE: Sh- crap.

 

SilverBowl: huh?

 

SmoothCriminal: WE ARE ON CODE “TOO MANY YOUNG BEANS IN CHAT” LOCKDOWN, ALERT EVERYONE

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: CODE BEAN, CODE BEAN

 

I LIIIIIVE: You better not be spamming everyone this

 

MemeQueen: CODE NAME BEAN!??!

 

SharkBoy: CODE BEAN!!

 

DaMan: I JUST GOT ALERTED!! CODE BEAN??! WE HAVE A YOUNGER KEN!?

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: NANAKO IS WHAT!?!

 

EvenSmollerBean: Wait younger who??

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira I really hate you sometimes

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: NOW EVERYONE, REFRAIN FROM THE FOLLOWING: SWEARS, SEXUAL HUMOR, JUNPEI AND YOSUKE TYPE HUMOR, AKIRA AND FUTABA TYPE HUMOR, KANJI'S TERRIBLE LANGUAGE, MEMES IN GENERAL, AND ETC.

 

PrinceLoser: HEY

 

MemeQueen: Reasonable.

 

SilverBowl: whats going on?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Nothing at all, sweetie!

 

SmoothCriminal: Bean proofing the chat, brb!!

 

EvenSmollerBean: Is it this serious? It wasn’t when I came on the chat

 

DaMan: Ken, you’re practically 15 now that you hang out with us at this point

 

EvenSmollerBean: Fair enough

 

BENT: WHO THE HELL INVITED NANAKO

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: LANGUAGE

 

BENT: TOO BAD, I'M IN A PANIC

 

SilverBowl: bent?

 

SilverBowl: hi kanji!

 

SharkBoy: Wow she didn't even hesitate

 

WalmartKatness: Hi yes um can we stop adding kids to the chat please and thank you

 

I LIIIIIVE: Can't really stop a child from hijacking a phone, now can we.

 

SilverBowl: who are the other people?

 

SharkBoy: Oh! I'm Ryuji!

 

SharkBoy: Part of the awesome and cool, PHANTOM THIEVES!!

 

SmoothCriminal: RYUJI

 

FluffySheep: PLEASE

 

Queen: SHUT

 

ArtisticInspiration: THE

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: HECK

 

MemeQueen: UP.

 

SharkBoy: oh my bad

 

SmoothCriminal: Seriously! What is your problem?!!

 

SharkBoy: it's been a slow week for me, man…

 

SilverBowl: phantom thieves?

 

Queen: Ah yes, that we are

 

Queen: I’m Makoto

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: I’m Ann sweetie!

 

ArtisticInspiration: Yusuke at your service

 

FluffySheep: My name’s Haru, dear

 

MemeQueen: H-Hewwo? It me Futaba

 

SmoothCriminal: And their dashing leader, Akira!

 

SharkBoy: pfft okay

 

SmoothCriminal: Shut up.

 

SilverBowl: oh

 

SilverBowl: i heard of you guys from big bro, you all sound so cool!

 

SmoothCriminal: …… Well I'm adopting her now

 

MemeQueen: Another sibling?!

 

PrinceLoser: Hey!! Hands off! You meme cultist!

 

MemeQueen: >:3

 

SmoothCriminal: You can't stop the spread of memes….

 

WalmartKatness: Wtf…

 

DaMan: Calm down Memesoon

 

MemeQueen: Of the Memes of Destruction!

 

PrinceLoser: No!

 

SilverBowl: memes of destruction!

 

PrinceLoser: NO GOD DANGIT

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: And so it begins

 

PrinceLoser: NOTHING IS BEGINNING

 

Yukiko: Denial will get us nowhere

 

SilverBowl: hewwo yukiko!

 

SuperMeatGirl: SHE'S CROSSING OVER TO THE DARK SIDE, YOSUKE DO SOMETHING

 

PrinceLoser: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO!?

 

ArtisticInspiration: Correction, it’s meme side

 

MemeQueen: See, even Inari knows

 

I LIIIIIVE: Someone end me.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Not while a little bean is present!!

 

SilverBowl: oh, im sorry….

 

SilverBowl: didnt mean to cause trouble...

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wait no! Not your fault!

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh fantastic job, bootleg jesus

 

EvenSmollerBean: Shame.

 

WalmartKatness: You made her sad! Apologize!

 

BENT: I will punch you if you don’t.

 

ProteinDad: Same.

 

SwordMom: Same.

 

ProteinDad: Jinx

 

I LIIIIIVE: I DIDN’T… Look, I’m sorry! She didn’t do anything wrong, jeez

 

SilverBowl: so you feel better?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Yes

 

SilverBowl: hooray!!

 

DeadAss: God my heart…

 

- MinatoButWithBetterLegs changed DeadAss’s nickname to DeadA** -

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Safety precautions

 

DeadA**: Thanks..

 

I LIIIIIVE: Bit too late for that now, huh

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Minato hush.

 

SilverBowl: minato?...

 

SilverBowl: oh!! i remember you! you met my brother before!

 

I LIIIIIVE: Yep and my crew is all here too

 

SilverBowl: woah, my big bro knows a lot of cool people

 

FuckOff: Including I ;)

 

SmoothCriminal: Okay, first off

 

- SmoothCriminal changed FuckOff’s nickname to Pancakes -

 

SmoothCriminal: Better and second off

 

SmoothCriminal: You are not cool.

 

SkarkBoy: In the slightest.

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Leave.

 

FluffySheep: Please

 

SilverBowl: is he a bad guy?

 

SmoothCriminal: Very very very very very very very very very very bad

 

Pancakes: D:

 

Pancakes: You shoot someone one time and this is what comes out of it…

 

Pancakes: Now that I say that out loud, it sounds so bad

 

Yukiko: Very much

 

DaMan: Yep.

 

BENT: So how long til Yu gets back?

 

SilverBowl: they been gone for 20 minutes now, they should be back soon

 

RealDetectivePrince: EXCEPTIONAL

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: Well what do you want to do til he gets back, Nana

 

SilverBowl: can i ask a question?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Shoot

 

SilverBowl: Whats my bro like when he hangs out around you guys?

 

SmoothCriminal: hehehehehHeHeHeHEHEHEHEH

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira.

 

SmoothCriminal: Let me tell YOU about this gay dad dork

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: PUT HIS BUTT ON BLAST

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: That doesn’t work as well

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Look, I’m trying okay, rated E doesn’t work for me

 

SharkBoy: At all.

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Ryuji, silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don’t make me get it.

 

SmoothCriminal: Your dear “cool” brother is a glorified dork who has his 100% dad moments and is gay prime for Yosuke

 

PrinceLoser: …… Well you got him there.

 

SilverBowl: so big bro is a dad?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Yeah.

 

SmoothCriminal: Yep.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: If he gets me a pony, yes.

 

SilverBowl: i already knew he was dating yosuke though

 

PrinceLoser: Guilty

 

SilverBowl: hes a dork too?

 

SuperMeatGirl: Oh he's been like that

 

Yukiko: That's really nothing new about this

 

BENT: Doesn't he collect action figures

 

PrinceLoser: In his eyes, they're ‘collectables’

 

WalmartKatness: Oh my god, he's a complete dork!

 

SmoothCriminal: I'm never gonna let him down on this lol

 

SilverBowl: im pretty sure he plays with them, i hear voices come out of his room sometimes with explosion sounds too

 

MemeQueen: *Deep inhale*

 

SharkBoy: DOOOOOORK

 

MemeQueen: DOOOOORK

 

SwordMom: Small minds think alike

 

SharkBoy: AYE

 

MemeQueen: Fair

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I feel like he'll be teased about this for a good week

 

BENT: Oh you know it

 

PrinceLoser: Probably more than a week though

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: But other than all that, Yu is a real sweetheart

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah he's the nicest out of me, Minato, and Minako tbh

 

I LIIIIIVE: Not even gonna fight that

 

SwordMom: You have a very wonderful older brother

 

DaMan: He's cool!

 

RealDetectivePrince: HE'S SMART

 

SuperMeatGirl: Practically the best!

 

SilverBowl: i really do have the best big brother!!

 

PrinceLoser: And don't forget it!..... he'd probably be heartbroken if you did

 

SilverBowl: he would

 

SilverBowl: oh! sounds like bro and dad came back! bye everyone!

 

SmoothCriminal: Byyyye!! :3

 

I LIIIIIVE: Later kid

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh she's such a little sweetie!!

 

EvenSmollerBean: ….

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh don't be like that Ken! You know you're my first little sweetie!

 

EvenSmollerBean: :D

 

JapaneseKatyPerry: What you guys think Yu's reaction to what happened will be?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Either pissed, flattered, or confused

 

Pancakes: Why not all three

 

SmoothCriminal: I hope we can talk to her again…

 

ProteinDad: I think we have enough beans in this chat

 

FluffySheep: The precious level is already over the top

 

DeadA**: Agreed

 

EvenSmollerBean: Aw Shinjiro

 

DeadA**: Don't.

 

LusciousHair: WAIT

 

LusciousHair: I MISSED OUT ON NANAKO?!!

 

LusciousHair: NOOOOOOOO

 

BENT: Well where the hell you been this whole time?

 

LusciousHair: I was busy exploring my phone! First time I ever had one, remember!

 

PrinceLoser: He was taking selfies.

 

Yukiko: Teddie, is this true?

 

LusciousHair: No!.... Yes.

 

SuperMeatGirl: Incredible

 

Pancakes: Tbh I do the same, don't even feel bad Ted

 

Queen: You have more of a problem, Akechi

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah, you even take pictures of pancakes! WHO CARES FOR PANCAKES?!

 

Pancakes: LOOK AT MY FUCKING USERNAME BITCH, I DO

 

Pancakes: Besides you wouldn't know all that unless you followed my social media ;3

 

SmoothCriminal: ….

 

ArtisticInspiration: ….

 

FluffySheep: ….

 

Pancakes: Heh :))

 

Pancakes: Wait

 

Pancakes: I JUST LOST 7 FOLLOWERS

 

SharkBoy: Bitch.

 

Pancakes: D:

---

November 6th, XXXX

 

SilverBowl: What the actual fuck happened.

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November 8th, XXXX

 

SmoothCriminal: God I hate my life

 

SilverBowl: What's wrong

 

SmoothCriminal: Lost my fucking glasses, that's what

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wait

 

SilverBowl: You wear glasses!?

 

SmoothCriminal: …… Yes.

 

I LIIIIIVE: Welp

 

SilverBowl: Whenever we met you, you didn't have glasses on

 

SmoothCriminal: Well I had contacts then but I don't like to wear them and I ran out anyways….

 

SilverBowl: Oooh okay

 

I LIIIIIVE: Heh, so you're the only four eyes out of the leaders

 

SmoothCriminal: Fuck off, Yu wears glasses too!

 

SilverBowl: Yeeeeah about that

 

SilverBowl: I only wear them in the TV world

 

SilverBowl: I actually have 20/20 vision

 

SmoothCriminal: ….

 

SmoothCriminal: Fuck all you

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Aw with pleasure

 

SmoothCriminal: Buy me dinner first

 

I LIIIIIVE: You both have lovers.

 

SmoothCriminal: Your point?

 

SmoothCriminal: Scared I may date and steal yo sis?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Brb gotta PM Haru

 

SmoothCriminal: wAIT-

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I think he already left

 

SilverBowl: I think you went too far lol

 

SmoothCriminal: SHIT.

 

FluffySheep: Akira.

 

SilverBowl: So Roses or Lilies at your funeral

 

SmoothCriminal: Roses please…

 

SmoothCriminal: Be right back…

 

I LIIIIIVE: They're having a private discussion

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: No they're having a murder

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Okay Haru asked to borrow my whip??? What happened??

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira's being a Fuckboy again.

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Oh per usual

 

Queen: Wait you didn't say she could use the sword or fire whip, right?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: ….

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Be right back.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Why'd you let her use it in the first place?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: 1. She scares me, 2. I owe her a solid

 

I LIIIIIVE: For what?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Girl problems

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ah

 

SilverBowl: It's strange how this all escalated from Akira losing his glasses

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Wait he lost his glasses?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Yeah, is it normal?

 

Queen: Not really, he only lost them one time before

 

Queen: He usually keeps good track of them

 

ArtisticInspiration: Maybe Morgana got a hold of them

 

ArtisticInspiration: He has been bothering Akira for not getting him sushi…. For the 5th night in a row.

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Again, as usual

 

SuperMeatGirl: Sounds like a greedy cat

 

PrinceLoser: Like you have the right to say that

 

SuperMeatGirl: Oh shut up!

 

ArtisticInspiration: He's not a cat. Well at least he insists he's not.

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Spoilers- pretty fuckin sure he's a cat but don't mind me

 

PrinceLoser: Does he meow?

 

SuperMeatGirl: Is he furry?

 

PrinceLoser: Is he small?

 

Queen: Yes to all

 

PrinceLoser: Pretty sure he's a cat

 

SuperMeatGirl: Totally

 

SmoothCriminal: Um yeah, Morgana just read my phone and is cursing my fuckin ear off now so thanks for that guys

 

SmoothCriminal: And also I survived Hurricane Haru, hooray

 

I LIIIIIVE: Damnit!

 

SmoothCriminal: She was merciful, thank god

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: My meme buddy is still living!

 

SmoothCriminal: But still blind…

 

ArtisticInspiration: Do you remember where you last put your specs?

 

SmoothCriminal: On my face

 

SilverBowl:

 

Queen:

 

PrinceLoser:

 

Yukiko: That…. Really does not help

 

SmoothCriminal: WELL SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ladies and gentlemen - Akira, The Dumbass

 

SmoothCriminal: Suck a dick.

 

I LIIIIIVE: That’s Yu's job

 

SilverBowl: Why am I always dragged into these things?

 

Yukiko: You can never be a bystander

 

SilverBowl: Honestly though

 

SmoothCriminal: I'm gonna try looking around the cafe again, brb….

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Cafe?

 

Queen: He lives above one

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh that's so cool!!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: What does it serve?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Where's it at?

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: I wonder if I can come?

 

I LIIIIIVE: Minako.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Hopefully it's not too far away from where I am

 

I LIIIIIVE: Minako..

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh me and my brother should come visit, I freaking love cafes so bad!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: MINAKO SHUT UP.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: :P

 

SilverBowl: Now I could go for some coffee…

 

Yukiko: Tea would be nice

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Does Sojiro even make tea??

 

ArtisticInspiration: I'm….. not sure actually

 

SwordMom: What cafe doesn't serve tea?

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: It's more like a coffee shop so

 

SwordMom: Understandable

 

SmoothCriminal: UUUUUUGH I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE

 

SwordMom: Irresponsible of you to lose them

 

SmoothCriminal: What are you? My mom?

 

SwordMom: Yes.

 

SwordMom: Wait.

 

I LIIIIIVE: OH

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: SHE DID IT!

 

EvenSmollerBean: SHE ACCEPTED IT!!

 

SwordMom: NO WAIT-

 

EvenSmollerBean: SCREENSHOTTED IT TOO

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: NICE, SEND IT TO ME!

 

SwordMom: WOULD YOU STOP-

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh, glad you guys are happy. Meanwhile, I'M STILL FUCKING BLIND!

 

Yukiko: How are you typing then?

 

SmoothCriminal: I have the phone so fucking close to my face, it hurts my eyes

 

Queen: Stop that, you're seriously going to be blind then

 

SmoothCriminal: Well how else am I supposed to complain!?

 

Yukiko: You don't

 

SmoothCriminal: I'm a drama queen, that doesn't work

 

I LIIIIIVE: Well he admitted to that much

 

MemeQueen: Why don't you try the bathroom, maybe you left it there

 

SmoothCriminal: Eh maybe

 

SmoothCriminal: Whatever, wouldn't kill to check, brb

 

MemeQueen: Alright

 

MemeQueen: Ok holy shit he gonna kill me…

 

SwordMom: Why?

 

MemeQueen: I may or may not have broke his glasses… ON ACCIDENT BY THE WAY

 

Queen: FUTABA!

 

MemeQueen: I WAS MAKING A MEME VIDEO WITH MONA AND WE ACCIDENTLY BROKE THEM IN PRODUCTION, OK?!

 

PrinceLoser: Mona?

 

ArtisticInspiration: Morgana

 

PrinceLoser: Ah okay

 

Queen: He's been looking for them all day!!

 

MemeQueen: YEAH AND HE'S GONNA FIND OUT I BROKE THEM, I'M SO SCREWED

 

SmoothCriminal: Yes you are.

 

MemeQueen: O shit.

 

I LIIIIIVE: This is gonna be good

 

SmoothCriminal: YOU BROKE MY GLASSES?!!

 

MemeQueen: I SAID IT WAS ON ACCIDENT, I'M SORRY

 

SmoothCriminal: FUTABA I CAN'T SEE I'M  LEGALLY BLIND

 

MemeQueen: AND I'M DEPRESSION BUT WE DON'T WORRY OVER THAT NOW DO WE

 

PrinceLoser: This feels like such a sibling argument

 

I LIIIIIVE: Welcome to my hell

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: D:

 

SmoothCriminal: YOU AND ME ARE FUCKING FIXING THEM, YOU GOT THAT

 

SmoothCriminal: I'M ON MY WAY

 

MemeQueen: Uuuuugh but I still need to edit the videoooo

 

Queen: Just help you, you did break them

 

MemeQueen: Fiiiine

 

SilverBowl: And yet another case was solved!

 

SilverBowl: Surprised Naoto didn't show up

 

Yukiko: That would've been fun, a whole Sherlock case would happen

 

ArtisticInspiration: Sounds amusing

 

I LIIIIIVE: Yeah yeah but now that Akira is out of the way

 

I LIIIIIVE: MOM!!!

 

SwordMom: Oh god.

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: YEEEEAH!!

 

EvenSmollerBean: I'm making that screenshot my wallpaper

 

SwordMom: I'm going to disown all of you

 

EvenSmollerBean: D:

 

SmoothCriminal: Oh by the way

 

SmoothCriminal: Sojiro told me I got a letter

 

SmoothCriminal: Does anyone know a guy called

 

SmoothCriminal: Master hand?

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November 13th, XXXX

#Just-a-bunch-of-edgy-Bisexuals

 

 SmoothCriminal: Y'all HOLY SHIT

 

SmoothCriminal: I got some tea to spill!!!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Spill it!!

 

I LIIIIIVE: I'm actually scared.

 

SilverBowl: I am too, you've been gone for a while

 

SmoothCriminal: I've been gone KICKIN ASS

 

I LIIIIIVE: Shadows?

 

SmoothCriminal: More like Mario, Link, Pikachu, and much more

 

SilverBowl: Excuse me??

 

SmoothCriminal: Remember that letter I asked you guys about when I lost my glasses

 

I LIIIIIVE: You mean the one from Master hand??

 

SmoothCriminal: Yep! Apparently it was the real deal!!

 

SilverBowl: Wait…

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: So you're telling me the biggest fucking crossover universe is actually real?!!

 

SmoothCriminal: Hellll yeeeah!!!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: No way???!!

 

SharkBoy: FO’REAL?!

 

SmoothCriminal: I make up a lot of shit!! But this I cannot make up!!

 

SilverBowl: So you're telling me you came face to face with Mario?

 

SmoothCriminal: He gave me an autograph :D

 

I LIIIIIVE: ….

 

SmoothCriminal: On my new Yoshi egg :D

 

I LIIIIIVE: I hate you so fucking much, you piece of shit.

 

SmoothCriminal: Somebody mad?! Lmao

 

Aigis: He loves Smash Bros

 

I LIIIIIVE: I fucking main Mario.

 

SmoothCriminal: And guess who didn't get INVITED

 

I LIIIIIVE: Akira you died once. And you die again.

 

Aigis: Calm down Minato

 

SharkBoy: WAIT WAIT WAIT, YOU FUCKING MET YOSHI?!!

 

SharkBoy: FO'REAL?!!!!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Wow, two times in one go, he's really shocked

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah, met him in a match against Bayonetta and Snake

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: KVXGEOVDEGEG

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: YOU FUCKING MET A QUEEN

 

Queen: I'm right here.

 

SharkBoy: Nah not you, she's going useless lesbian mode

 

Queen: You're saying I'm not a queen?

 

SharkBoy: You're mine ;)

 

SmoothCriminal: Nice save

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: AKIRA I WILL PERSONALLY SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH

 

SmoothCriminal: Honey no, you don't need to do all that

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: BUT JUST PLEASE GET ME ONE

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: I BEG OF YOU

 

SharkBoy: And to your left you see, indeed, an utterly useless lesbian

 

PrinceLoser: Oooo!

 

Yukiko: So Chie?

 

SuperMeatGirl: Why am I getting called out like this?!

 

PrinceLoser: Because she's not wrong

 

SuperMeatGirl: Shut up.

 

SmoothCriminal: Now tbh, I haven't told Sojiro yet, but I'm pretty sure Bayonetta is my mom

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Pardon?

 

SmoothCriminal: Well Snake (a fucking legend btw) pointed out the fact that we looked way too alike

 

SmoothCriminal: And Bayo said it herself that she believed I could be her kid

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira I may become your step-mom.

 

SmoothCriminal: ANN, THAT'S MY MOM WTF?!

 

SugarSpiceAndWhip: And your point IS??

 

WalmartKatness: So wait, your mom's a witch?

 

WalmartKatness: Does that mean you're a witch?

 

I LIIIIIVE: I honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point

 

SmoothCriminal: Hocus Pocus!!

 

Aigis: As you say, very spooky

 

SmoothCriminal: :3

 

I LIIIIIVE: Well besides Bayonetta and…. Mario..

 

WalmartKatness: You know he just hissed with envy

 

I LIIIIIVE: Silence. Who else did you meet?

 

SharkBoy: Can we go back to the fact that YOU MET YOSHI?!

 

PrinceLoser: Real big Yoshi fan, huh?

 

SharkBoy: HE'S A DOPE ASS DINOSAUR, HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM

 

SmoothCriminal: Want me to get you a Yoshi egg or somethin

 

SharkBoy: Akira, everyday I become gayer for you

 

SmoothCriminal: Isn't that everybody ;D

 

I LIIIIIVE: You guys are just expanding his ego and it's gonna come back right at you

 

SharkBoy: If it does, it will be worth it

 

ProteinDad: I have to ask then, are any of the competitors strong enough for a good spar?

 

SmoothCriminal: Well I mean there's Snake, but

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: You mean like Solid Snake?!

 

SmoothCriminal: Yeah!

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Oh my fucking god, my heart….

 

DeadA**: ….

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Shinji I love you, but this is Snake we're talking about

 

DeadA**: Eh, reasonable

 

SmoothCriminal: He’s really intense, dude...

 

ProteinDad: Sounds like a perfect sparring partner!!

 

SmoothCriminal: Dad, he can literally kick your face in, personally.

 

SmoothCriminal: Please refrain, I don’t want you getting hurt ;-;

 

ProteinDad: Wait, dad?

 

SwordMom: I’ll explain later…

 

SmoothCriminal: Actually aren’t you a boxer? Little Mac is one too!

 

ProteinDad: Well then you need to hook me up!

 

I LIIIIIVE: YOU FREAKIN MET LITTLE MAC TOO?! OH THIS IS BULLSHIT!!

 

SwordMom: You are seriously this jealous?

 

I LIIIIIVE: ….. I mean I was here way longer than Akira, where’s my invitation…..

 

SmoothCriminal: I’m sure you’ll get your time to shine soon, not now, but soon :3

 

I LIIIIIVE: Wow thanks.

 

SmoothCriminal: That’s all the shit I have to say for now! I’ll keep ya updated tho!

 

SilverBowl: I’m excited for these

 

I LIIIIIVE: …. This is still bullshit….

 

MinatoButWithBetterLegs: Doesn’t feel good to be forgotten, huh

 

SilverBowl: Damn, she got you there

 

I LIIIIIVE: Ugh….