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#Just-a-bunch-of-edgy-Bisexuals

 -Akira Kurusu created Group Chat-

Minato Arisato: Akira, what the hell are you doing?

Yu Narukami: Yeah, what is this?

Akira Kurusu: A group chat, you know, to keep in touch with each other

Yu Narukami: Oh

Yu Narukami: So, this is how we’ll keep each other updated on things?

Akira Kurusu: Yeah, can’t all communicate from different towns or cities

Minato Arisato: Hmm seems reasonable then.

Akira Kurusu: Buuuuut. There’s needs to be some tiny edits to do

Minato Arisato: And there’s the catch.

Yu Narukami: Edits as in?

-Akira Kurusu changed his nickname to SmoothCriminal-

-SmoothCriminal changed Yu Narukami’s nickname to SilverBowl-

-SmoothCriminal changed Minato Arisato’s nickname to I LIIIIIVE-

I LIIIIIVE: Akira.

SilverBowl: Akira what are you doing?

-SmoothCriminal changed Group Chat name to Just a bunch of edgy Bisexuals-

I LIIIIIVE: Oh god wait.

Smooth Criminal: And now Hilarity ensues

-Smooth Criminal added SharkBoy , SugarSpiceAndWhip , PrinceLoser , and 20 others-

I LIIIIIVE: Gdi Akira.

I LIIIIIVE: You know, piss poor on me for thinking you would be serious for once in your life.

SilverBowl: Honestly, I saw this coming

SharkBoy: YOOOO

SmoothCriminal: What do you mean? This is very serious! Just decided to make things a bit more entertaining though

SugarSpiceandWhip: Okay so

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Going by the chat name, you made a group of all us for shits and giggles?

SmoothCriminal: I mean yeah, I insisted on it

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Seems legit.

I LIIIIIVE: Okay, let’s say I’ll bite this, who all did you invite?

SmoothCriminal: Well just about

Aigis: Greetings.

SmoothCriminal: Everybody with a phone really

SharkBoy: OH sweet!

DaMan: wait, then who gave Aigis a phone?

I LIIIIIVE: I needed to talk to her somehow.

DaMan: Understandable

Aigis: The amount of people in this chat is quite enormous.

Aigis: Some unrecognizable.

DaMan: Woah! How did you respond so fast?!

Aigis: I have connected my body controls to the phone for maximum use.

PrinceLoser: That's some cool tech

MemeQueen: owo

MemeQueen: heheheh

SmoothCriminal: Futaba

SharkBoy: futaba

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Futaba.

SmoothCriminal: don't hack her I stg

MemeQueen: fiiiine

SharkBoy: course she actually thought about it

I LIIIIIVE: Keeping an eye on her now...

PrinceLoser: Wait a min, how did you get all our numbers anyways?

Yukari T.: Took the words right out of my mouth

SmoothCriminal: Oh Futaba did it

MemeQueen: yeh

MemeQueen: few google searches & breakin firewalls, not that hard really I hacked through waaaay worse

SilverBowl: What.

PrinceLoser: I only met you for a minute and I’m already scared of you

I LIIIIIVE: Reading over these nicknames, they're stupid as hell.

SharkBoy: HEY

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Excuse me.

SugarSpiceAndWhip: I spent 5 minutes coming up with this name

SilverBowl: I mean, it’s not that bad. Some of them are pretty good

SilverBowl: Wait I just noticed my name, why bowl?

SilverBowl: …..oh.

SmoothCriminal: Don’t @ me

SilverBowl: BUT WHY

SmoothCriminal: BECAUSE RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN.

SmoothCriminal: WHO IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD WEARS A BOWL CUT ANYMORE?!

SilverBowl: I DO AND IT’S FASHIONABLE.

SmoothCriminal: BITCH I'M THE KING OF FASHION AND I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A FEDERAL CRIME TO WEAR IT!

SharkBoy: you broke a LOT of crimes tho

SmoothCriminal: Ryuji shut

PrinceLoser: I think his hair is really nice…

SuperMeatGirl: Sure you doo

PrinceLoser: Oh shut up

SilverBowl: THANK YOU YOSUKE!

SmoothCriminal: OH LIKE THAT COUNTS

SmoothCriminal: Besides, it's not saying much coming from a guy who fell into a trashcan

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Wait!

SharkBoy: HE WHAT

DaMan: OH YEEEAH

MemeQueen: OMFG

MemeQueen: i'm wHEEZING

I LIIIIIVE: That is disappointing.

PrinceLoser: Hey!!!

DaMan: HE’S THE TRASHMAN

SharkBoy: HE COMES OUT N’ STARTS THROWING TRASH AROUND THE RING

SugarSpiceAndWhip: THEN HE STARTS EATING GARBAGE!

PrinceLoser: WHO TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT THIS?!

SilverBowl: ......

PrinceLoser: Partner! Why?!

SilverBowl: Okay, you have to admit it was really funny

SuperMeatGirl: It’s Hilarious!! XD

PrinceLoser: D:

SharkBoy: holy shit I can’t breathe...

SmoothCriminal: I died when he told me lol

PrinceLoser: I feel so betrayed…

-MemeQueen changed PrinceLoser’s nickname to TrashBoi-

TrashBoi: Ok, now that's just insulting

MemeQueen: doin it for the culture

SmoothCriminal: I never been more proud

DaMan: I leave for 2 minutes and I missed out on quality content

TrashBoi: Shut up.

TrashBoi: Well at least it couldn't get any worse

TeddyBear: Oh boy! A texting chat!

-TeddyBear changed his nickname to LusciousHair-

TrashBoi: Oh dear god.

SuperMeatGirl: Oh dear god.

SuperMeatGirl: Jinx :P

Yukari T.: Who gave him a phone?!

SuperMeatGirl: Yeah Yosuke.

SuperMeatGirl: Who gave him a phone. Hmm?

TrashBoi: HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT SO I DID

SilverBowl: You also didn't think that he would figure out how to use it

I LIIIIIVE: And here we are now.

SuperMeatGirl: That’s the thing, he never thinks tho

TrashBoi: Please don't start with this…

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Is this something I should be worried bout?

-DaMan changed Yukari T.’s nickname to WalmartKatness-

WalmartKatness: You don't even know…

WalmartKatness: Also why is this my name?!

DaMan: heheh

DaMan: I mean come on, am I wrong?

WalmartKatness: I will slap you.

DaMan: could you not?

I LIIIIIVE: He really isn't wrong though.

WalmartKatness: MINATO!

DaMan: HA GOT’EM

Aigis: Is this what you call an epic burn?

WalmartKatness: I will leave you all dead in Tartarus.

DaMan: wait no plz

LusciousHair: Oh my! Even my lovely Aigis is here!

LusciousHair: Is this chat just filled with beautiful ladies? I think my beary heart will just stop!

WalmartKatness: Yeah no I'm done. Not doing this.

-WalmartKatness left the group-

-I LIIIIIVE added WalmartKatness-

I LIIIIIVE: If I'm suffering, so are you.

WalmartKatness: Uuuugh that’s not faaair...

SmoothCriminal: Now see? This is all getting along just fine

SilverBowl: This is getting along fine?

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira, you been hanging out with Futaba too much

Sharkboy: Akira this is an intervention

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Omg you used a big word!

SharkBoy: … shut up man.

SmoothCriminal: I have not!!

I LIIIIIVE: If she made you this unbearable then yes you have

LusciousHair: Nice bear joke! 

I LIIIIIVE: Don't.

SmoothCriminal: Know what, I know what this is

SmoothCriminal: You all are just jealous of my creative skill level! But what you don’t realize is

SmoothCriminal: THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY

SilverBowl: Not really..

SharkBoy: Futaba, stay away from Akira for a while

MemeQueen: hey , he's my brobro! i can't help if he converts to the meme side!

SuperMeatGirl: The

SuperMeatGirl: The meme side?

WalmartKatness: Is that even a thing?

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yes. Yes it is.

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Sadly...

SharkBoy: she has a kingdom and everything

LusciousHair: Really??

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well if you call a clustered up room a kingdom, then yeah

TrashBoi: Idk if that's weird or not

WalmartKatness: Mostly weird

MemeQueen: WELCOME TO MEMETOPIA BITCHES!

MemeQueen: WHERE EVERYTHING OF ALL AGES IS WELCOMED FROM THE CLASSIC ME GUSTA TO THE ALL KNOWING LIGMA !

SmoothCriminal: YEAH!!

DaMan: … ngl I actually kinda wanna join

TrashBoi: I do and don't at the same time

WalmartKatness: God...

I LIIIIIVE: ….

Aigis: Um..

DaMan: Sup Aigis?

Aigis: What is…. Ligma?

MemeQueen: oh

SmoothCriminal: ohOH

MemeQueen: OHOH

SmoothCriminal: OHOHOH

MemeQueen: OHOHOHOHOHOH

I LIIIIIVE: Just kill me again.