August 21st, XXXX
-Akira Kurusu created Group Chat-
Minato Arisato: Akira, what the hell is this?
Akira Kurusu: A group chat, you know, to keep in touch
Yu Narukami: Oh
Yu Narukami: So, this is how we’ll keep each other updated on things?
Akira Kurusu: Yep, can’t all communicate from different towns or cities
Minato Arisato: Seems reasonable then.
Akira Kurusu: Buuuuut. There’s needs to be some tiny edits to do
Yu Narukami: As in?
- Akira Kurusu changed his nickname to SmoothCriminal -
- SmoothCriminal changed Yu Narukami’s nickname to SilverBowl -
- SmoothCriminal changed Minato Arisato’s nickname to I LIIIIIVE -
I LIIIIIVE: Akira.
SilverBowl: Akira what are you doing?
- SmoothCriminal changed Group Chat name to Just a bunch of edgy Bisexuals -
I LIIIIIVE: Oh god wait.
Smooth Criminal: And now Hilarity ensues
- Smooth Criminal added SharkBoy , SugarSpiceAndWhip , PrinceLoser , and 20 others-
I LIIIIIVE: Gdi.
I LIIIIIVE: You know, piss poor on me for thinking you would be serious
SilverBowl: Honestly, I saw this coming
SmoothCriminal: What do you mean? This is very serious! Just decided to make things a bit more entertaining though
SugarSpiceAndWhip: So going by the chat name, you made a group of all us for shits and giggles?
SmoothCriminal: Yeah, I insisted on it
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Seems legit
I LIIIIIVE: Okay but who all did you invite.
SmoothCriminal: Really, everybody with a phone
DaMan: Wait, then who gave Aigis a phone?
I LIIIIIVE: Needed to talk to her somehow.
DaMan: Ok reasonable
Aigis: The amount of people in this chat is quite enormous.
DaMan: How did you respond so fast?!
Aigis: I have connected my body controls to the phone for maximum use.
PrinceLoser: That's some cool tech
SmoothCriminal: Futaba, don't hack her I stg
SharkBoy: Course she actually considered it
PrinceLoser: Wait a min, how did you get all our numbers anyways?
Yukari T.: Took the words right out of my mouth
SmoothCriminal: Oh Futaba did it
MemeQueen: Few google searches and breaking firewalls, not that hard really I hacked through way worst
PrinceLoser: I only met you for a minute and I’m already scared of you
I LIIIIIVE: Reading over these nicknames, they're stupid as hell.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Excuse me, I spent 5 minutes coming up with this name
SilverBowl: I mean, it’s not that bad. Some of them are pretty good
SilverBowl: Wait I just noticed my name, why bowl?
SmoothCriminal: Don’t @ me
SilverBowl: BUT WHY
SmoothCriminal: CAUSE WHO WEARS A BOWL CUT ANYMORE?!
SilverBowl: I DO AND IT’S FASHIONABLE
SmoothCriminal: BITCH I'M THE KING OF FASHION AND I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A CRIME TO WEAR IT!
PrinceLoser: I think it's really nice…
SuperMeatGirl: Sure you doo
PrinceLoser: Oh shut up
SilverBowl: THANK YOU YOSUKE
SmoothCriminal: You know, it's not saying much coming from a guy who fell into a trashcan
SharkBoy: HE WHAT
MemeQueen: I'm wHEEZING
I LIIIIIVE: That is disappointing.
PrinceLoser: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!
PrinceLoser: Partner! Why?!!
SilverBowl: Okay, you have to admit it was really funny
SuperMeatGirl: It’s Hilarious!!
SharkBoy: I can’t breathe...
SmoothCriminal: I died when he told me lol
PrinceLoser: I feel so betrayed…
- MemeQueen changed PrinceLoser’s nickname to TrashBoi -
TrashBoi: Ok, now that's just insulting
MemeQueen: Doing it for the culture
SmoothCriminal: I never been more proud
DaMan: I leave for 2 minutes and I missed out on quality content
TrashBoi: Shut up.
TrashBoi: Well at least it couldn't get any worst
TeddyBear: Oh boy! A chat!
- TeddyBear changed his nickname to LusciousHair -
TrashBoi: Oh dear god.
SuperMeatGirl: Oh dear god.
Yukari T.: Who gave him a phone!?
SuperMeatGirl: Yeah Yosuke, who gave him a phone. Hmm?
TrashBoi: HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT SO I DID
SilverBowl: You also didn't think that he would figure out how to use it
SuperMeatGirl: He never thinks tho
TrashBoi: Please don't do this…
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Is this something I should be worried bout?
- DaMan changed Yukari T.’s nickname to WalmartKatness -
WalmartKatness: You don't even know…
WalmartKatness: Also why is this my name?!
DaMan: I mean, am I wrong?
WalmartKatness: I will slap you.
DaMan: Could you not?
I LIIIIIVE: He really isn't wrong though.
Aigis: Is this what you call an epic burn?
WalmartKatness: I will leave you all dead in Tartarus.
LusciousHair: Oh my! Even my lovely Aigis is here!
LusciousHair: Is this chat just filled with beautiful ladies? I think my beary heart will just stop!
WalmartKatness: Yeah no I'm done. Not doing this.
- WalmartKatness left the group-
- I LIIIIIVE added WalmartKatness -
I LIIIIIVE: If I'm suffering, so are you.
SmoothCriminal: Now see? This is all getting along just fine
SilverBowl: This is getting along fine?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira, you been hanging out with Futaba too much
SmoothCriminal: Have not!!
I LIIIIIVE: If she made you this unbearable then yes you have
LusciousHair: Nice bear joke!
I LIIIIIVE: Don't.
SmoothCriminal: Know what, you guys are just jealous of my creative skill level!
SilverBowl: Not really
SharkBoy: Futaba, stay away from Akira for a while
MemeQueen: Hey, he's my brother! I can't help if he converts to the meme side!
SuperMeatGirl: Meme side?
WalmartKatness: Is that even a thing?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yes. Yes it is.
SharkBoy: She has a kingdom and everything
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well if you call a clustered up room a kingdom, then yeah
TrashBoi: Idk if that's weird or not
WalmartKatness: Mostly weird
MemeQueen: WELCOME TO MEMETOPIA BITCHES!
MemeQueen: WHERE EVERYTHING OF ALL AGES IS WELCOMED FROM ME GUSTA TO LIGMA!
DaMan: I kinda actually want to join
TrashBoi: I do and don't at the same time
I LIIIIIVE: ….
Aigis: What is…. Ligma?
I LIIIIIVE: Just kill me again.