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August 21st, XXXX

 

-Akira Kurusu created Group Chat-

Minato Arisato: Akira, what the hell is this?

 Akira Kurusu: A group chat, you know, to keep in touch

 Yu Narukami: Oh

Yu Narukami: So, this is how we’ll keep each other updated on things?

Akira Kurusu: Yep, can’t all communicate from different towns or cities

Minato Arisato: Seems reasonable then.

Akira Kurusu: Buuuuut. There’s needs to be some tiny edits to do

Yu Narukami: As in?

- Akira Kurusu changed his nickname to SmoothCriminal -

- SmoothCriminal changed Yu Narukami’s nickname to SilverBowl -

- SmoothCriminal changed Minato Arisato’s nickname to I LIIIIIVE -

I LIIIIIVE: Akira.

SilverBowl: Akira what are you doing?

- SmoothCriminal changed Group Chat name to Just a bunch of edgy Bisexuals -

I LIIIIIVE: Oh god wait.

Smooth Criminal: And now Hilarity ensues

- Smooth Criminal added SharkBoy , SugarSpiceAndWhip , PrinceLoser , and 20 others-

 I LIIIIIVE: Gdi.

I LIIIIIVE: You know, piss poor on me for thinking you would be serious

 SilverBowl: Honestly, I saw this coming

SharkBoy: YOOOO

SmoothCriminal: What do you mean? This is very serious! Just decided to make things a bit more entertaining though

SugarSpiceAndWhip: So going by the chat name, you made a group of all us for shits and giggles?

 SmoothCriminal: Yeah, I insisted on it

 SugarSpiceAndWhip: Seems legit

 I LIIIIIVE: Okay but who all did you invite.

Aigis: Greetings.

 SmoothCriminal: Really, everybody with a phone

DaMan: Wait, then who gave Aigis a phone?

I LIIIIIVE: Needed to talk to her somehow.

DaMan: Ok reasonable

Aigis: The amount of people in this chat is quite enormous.

DaMan: How did you respond so fast?!

Aigis: I have connected my body controls to the phone for maximum use.

PrinceLoser: That's some cool tech

MemeQueen: Heheheh

SmoothCriminal: Futaba, don't hack her I stg

MemeQueen: Fiiiine

 SharkBoy: Course she actually considered it

 PrinceLoser: Wait a min, how did you get all our numbers anyways?

 Yukari T.: Took the words right out of my mouth

 SmoothCriminal: Oh Futaba did it

 MemeQueen: Yep

 

MemeQueen: Few google searches and breaking firewalls, not that hard really I hacked through way worst

 PrinceLoser: I only met you for a minute and I’m already scared of you

 I LIIIIIVE: Reading over these nicknames, they're stupid as hell.

 SugarSpiceAndWhip: Excuse me, I spent 5 minutes coming up with this name

 SilverBowl: I mean, it’s not that bad. Some of them are pretty good

SilverBowl: Wait I just noticed my name, why bowl?

 SilverBowl: …..oh.

SmoothCriminal: Don’t @ me

 SilverBowl: BUT WHY

 SmoothCriminal: CAUSE WHO WEARS A BOWL CUT ANYMORE?!

SilverBowl: I DO AND IT’S FASHIONABLE

SmoothCriminal: BITCH I'M THE KING OF FASHION AND I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A CRIME TO WEAR IT!

PrinceLoser: I think it's really nice…

SuperMeatGirl: Sure you doo

 PrinceLoser: Oh shut up

SilverBowl: THANK YOU YOSUKE

SmoothCriminal: You know, it's not saying much coming from a guy who fell into a trashcan

SharkBoy: HE WHAT

MemeQueen: OMFG

 MemeQueen: I'm wHEEZING

 I LIIIIIVE: That is disappointing.

PrinceLoser: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!

SilverBowl: ......

PrinceLoser: Partner! Why?!!

SilverBowl: Okay, you have to admit it was really funny

SuperMeatGirl: It’s Hilarious!!

 SharkBoy: I can’t breathe...

SmoothCriminal: I died when he told me lol

PrinceLoser: I feel so betrayed…

- MemeQueen changed PrinceLoser’s nickname to TrashBoi -

TrashBoi: Ok, now that's just insulting

MemeQueen: Doing it for the culture

 SmoothCriminal: I never been more proud

DaMan: I leave for 2 minutes and I missed out on quality content

TrashBoi: Shut up.

TrashBoi: Well at least it couldn't get any worst

TeddyBear: Oh boy! A chat!

- TeddyBear changed his nickname to LusciousHair -

TrashBoi: Oh dear god.

SuperMeatGirl: Oh dear god.

SuperMeatGirl: Jinx

Yukari T.: Who gave him a phone!?

SuperMeatGirl: Yeah Yosuke, who gave him a phone. Hmm?

TrashBoi: HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT SO I DID

SilverBowl: You also didn't think that he would figure out how to use it

 SuperMeatGirl: He never thinks tho

TrashBoi: Please don't do this…

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Is this something I should be worried bout?

 - DaMan changed Yukari T.’s nickname to WalmartKatness -

WalmartKatness: You don't even know…

WalmartKatness: Also why is this my name?!

DaMan: Heheh

 DaMan: I mean, am I wrong?

WalmartKatness: I will slap you.

DaMan: Could you not?

 I LIIIIIVE: He really isn't wrong though.

 WalmartKatness: MINATO!

 DaMan: HA

 Aigis: Is this what you call an epic burn?

 WalmartKatness: I will leave you all dead in Tartarus.

 LusciousHair: Oh my! Even my lovely Aigis is here!

LusciousHair: Is this chat just filled with beautiful ladies? I think my beary heart will just stop!

WalmartKatness: Yeah no I'm done. Not doing this.

- WalmartKatness left the group-

- I LIIIIIVE added WalmartKatness -

I LIIIIIVE: If I'm suffering, so are you.

WalmartKatness: Gdi

SmoothCriminal: Now see? This is all getting along just fine

 SilverBowl: This is getting along fine?

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira, you been hanging out with Futaba too much

SmoothCriminal: Have not!!

I LIIIIIVE: If she made you this unbearable then yes you have

 LusciousHair: Nice bear joke! 

I LIIIIIVE: Don't.

SmoothCriminal: Know what, you guys are just jealous of my creative skill level!

SilverBowl: Not really

SharkBoy: Futaba, stay away from Akira for a while

MemeQueen: Hey, he's my brother! I can't help if he converts to the meme side!

SuperMeatGirl: Meme side?

WalmartKatness: Is that even a thing?

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yes. Yes it is.

SharkBoy: She has a kingdom and everything

LusciousHair: Really??

SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well if you call a clustered up room a kingdom, then yeah

TrashBoi: Idk if that's weird or not

WalmartKatness: Mostly weird

 MemeQueen: WELCOME TO MEMETOPIA BITCHES!

 MemeQueen: WHERE EVERYTHING OF ALL AGES IS WELCOMED FROM ME GUSTA TO LIGMA!

SmoothCriminal: YEAH

 DaMan: I kinda actually want to join

 TrashBoi: I do and don't at the same time

I LIIIIIVE: ….

 Aigis: Um..

Aigis: What is…. Ligma?

MemeQueen: Oh

SmoothCriminal: Ohoh

MemeQueen: OHOH

SmoothCriminal: OHOHOH

MemeQueen: OHOHOHOHOHOH

I LIIIIIVE: Just kill me again.