-Akira Kurusu created Group Chat-
Minato Arisato: Akira, what the hell are you doing?
Yu Narukami: Yeah, what is this?
Akira Kurusu: A group chat, you know, to keep in touch with each other
Yu Narukami: Oh
Yu Narukami: So, this is how we’ll keep each other updated on things?
Akira Kurusu: Yeah, can’t all communicate from different towns or cities
Minato Arisato: Hmm seems reasonable then.
Akira Kurusu: Buuuuut. There’s needs to be some tiny edits to do
Minato Arisato: And there’s the catch.
Yu Narukami: Edits as in?
-Akira Kurusu changed his nickname to SmoothCriminal-
-SmoothCriminal changed Yu Narukami’s nickname to SilverBowl-
-SmoothCriminal changed Minato Arisato’s nickname to I LIIIIIVE-
I LIIIIIVE: Akira.
SilverBowl: Akira what are you doing?
-SmoothCriminal changed Group Chat name to Just a bunch of edgy Bisexuals-
I LIIIIIVE: Oh god wait.
Smooth Criminal: And now Hilarity ensues
-Smooth Criminal added SharkBoy , SugarSpiceAndWhip , PrinceLoser , and 20 others-
I LIIIIIVE: Gdi Akira.
I LIIIIIVE: You know, piss poor on me for thinking you would be serious for once in your life.
SilverBowl: Honestly, I saw this coming
SmoothCriminal: What do you mean? This is very serious! Just decided to make things a bit more entertaining though
SugarSpiceandWhip: Okay so
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Going by the chat name, you made a group of all us for shits and giggles?
SmoothCriminal: I mean yeah, I insisted on it
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Seems legit.
I LIIIIIVE: Okay, let’s say I’ll bite this, who all did you invite?
SmoothCriminal: Well just about
SmoothCriminal: Everybody with a phone really
SharkBoy: OH sweet!
DaMan: wait, then who gave Aigis a phone?
I LIIIIIVE: I needed to talk to her somehow.
Aigis: The amount of people in this chat is quite enormous.
Aigis: Some unrecognizable.
DaMan: Woah! How did you respond so fast?!
Aigis: I have connected my body controls to the phone for maximum use.
PrinceLoser: That's some cool tech
SmoothCriminal: don't hack her I stg
SharkBoy: course she actually thought about it
I LIIIIIVE: Keeping an eye on her now...
PrinceLoser: Wait a min, how did you get all our numbers anyways?
Yukari T.: Took the words right out of my mouth
SmoothCriminal: Oh Futaba did it
MemeQueen: few google searches & breakin firewalls, not that hard really I hacked through waaaay worse
PrinceLoser: I only met you for a minute and I’m already scared of you
I LIIIIIVE: Reading over these nicknames, they're stupid as hell.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Excuse me.
SugarSpiceAndWhip: I spent 5 minutes coming up with this name
SilverBowl: I mean, it’s not that bad. Some of them are pretty good
SilverBowl: Wait I just noticed my name, why bowl?
SmoothCriminal: Don’t @ me
SilverBowl: BUT WHY
SmoothCriminal: BECAUSE RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN.
SmoothCriminal: WHO IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD WEARS A BOWL CUT ANYMORE?!
SilverBowl: I DO AND IT’S FASHIONABLE.
SmoothCriminal: BITCH I'M THE KING OF FASHION AND I'M TELLING YOU IT'S A FEDERAL CRIME TO WEAR IT!
SharkBoy: you broke a LOT of crimes tho
SmoothCriminal: Ryuji shut
PrinceLoser: I think his hair is really nice…
SuperMeatGirl: Sure you doo
PrinceLoser: Oh shut up
SilverBowl: THANK YOU YOSUKE!
SmoothCriminal: OH LIKE THAT COUNTS
SmoothCriminal: Besides, it's not saying much coming from a guy who fell into a trashcan
SharkBoy: HE WHAT
DaMan: OH YEEEAH
MemeQueen: i'm wHEEZING
I LIIIIIVE: That is disappointing.
DaMan: HE’S THE TRASHMAN
SharkBoy: HE COMES OUT N’ STARTS THROWING TRASH AROUND THE RING
SugarSpiceAndWhip: THEN HE STARTS EATING GARBAGE!
PrinceLoser: WHO TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT THIS?!
PrinceLoser: Partner! Why?!
SilverBowl: Okay, you have to admit it was really funny
SuperMeatGirl: It’s Hilarious!! XD
SharkBoy: holy shit I can’t breathe...
SmoothCriminal: I died when he told me lol
PrinceLoser: I feel so betrayed…
-MemeQueen changed PrinceLoser’s nickname to TrashBoi-
TrashBoi: Ok, now that's just insulting
MemeQueen: doin it for the culture
SmoothCriminal: I never been more proud
DaMan: I leave for 2 minutes and I missed out on quality content
TrashBoi: Shut up.
TrashBoi: Well at least it couldn't get any worse
TeddyBear: Oh boy! A texting chat!
-TeddyBear changed his nickname to LusciousHair-
TrashBoi: Oh dear god.
SuperMeatGirl: Oh dear god.
SuperMeatGirl: Jinx :P
Yukari T.: Who gave him a phone?!
SuperMeatGirl: Yeah Yosuke.
SuperMeatGirl: Who gave him a phone. Hmm?
TrashBoi: HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT SO I DID
SilverBowl: You also didn't think that he would figure out how to use it
I LIIIIIVE: And here we are now.
SuperMeatGirl: That’s the thing, he never thinks tho
TrashBoi: Please don't start with this…
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Is this something I should be worried bout?
-DaMan changed Yukari T.’s nickname to WalmartKatness-
WalmartKatness: You don't even know…
WalmartKatness: Also why is this my name?!
DaMan: I mean come on, am I wrong?
WalmartKatness: I will slap you.
DaMan: could you not?
I LIIIIIVE: He really isn't wrong though.
DaMan: HA GOT’EM
Aigis: Is this what you call an epic burn?
WalmartKatness: I will leave you all dead in Tartarus.
DaMan: wait no plz
LusciousHair: Oh my! Even my lovely Aigis is here!
LusciousHair: Is this chat just filled with beautiful ladies? I think my beary heart will just stop!
WalmartKatness: Yeah no I'm done. Not doing this.
-WalmartKatness left the group-
-I LIIIIIVE added WalmartKatness-
I LIIIIIVE: If I'm suffering, so are you.
WalmartKatness: Uuuugh that’s not faaair...
SmoothCriminal: Now see? This is all getting along just fine
SilverBowl: This is getting along fine?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Akira, you been hanging out with Futaba too much
Sharkboy: Akira this is an intervention
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Omg you used a big word!
SharkBoy: … shut up man.
SmoothCriminal: I have not!!
I LIIIIIVE: If she made you this unbearable then yes you have
LusciousHair: Nice bear joke!
I LIIIIIVE: Don't.
SmoothCriminal: Know what, I know what this is
SmoothCriminal: You all are just jealous of my creative skill level! But what you don’t realize is
SmoothCriminal: THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY
SilverBowl: Not really..
SharkBoy: Futaba, stay away from Akira for a while
MemeQueen: hey , he's my brobro! i can't help if he converts to the meme side!
SuperMeatGirl: The meme side?
WalmartKatness: Is that even a thing?
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Yes. Yes it is.
SharkBoy: she has a kingdom and everything
SugarSpiceAndWhip: Well if you call a clustered up room a kingdom, then yeah
TrashBoi: Idk if that's weird or not
WalmartKatness: Mostly weird
MemeQueen: WELCOME TO MEMETOPIA BITCHES!
MemeQueen: WHERE EVERYTHING OF ALL AGES IS WELCOMED FROM THE CLASSIC ME GUSTA TO THE ALL KNOWING LIGMA !
DaMan: … ngl I actually kinda wanna join
TrashBoi: I do and don't at the same time
I LIIIIIVE: ….
DaMan: Sup Aigis?
Aigis: What is…. Ligma?
I LIIIIIVE: Just kill me again.