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kissy face
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8:15 AM
im just saying ur pent up. I am not PENT UP u r so fucking repressed it’s like not even funny anymore Hey. I’ve had plenty of casual relationships. it’s cute u say it like that like u don’t know that makes it 880000x less believable >:( oh im jkkkk i know ur not like. a virgin. but goro plz Am I supposed to take that as a compliment IM JUST SAYING u need sum stress relief u take life sooo seriously Life IS serious. not too serious 2 bone a stranger ;;;) Keep it classy, as always. mm my anti-speciality. get tinder!!!!!! please. Do I have to debase myself like this If you’re so insistent that I get an outlet, can’t I just take up boxing? repressed so fucking repressed I don’t deserve this vicious mockery just try ittt u dont have to meet up with anyone if u dont want to!!! Fine… I trust you, against my better judgement. yay!!! No reaction? idc u insult me like 10 times a day i figure its just howu show love Haha. Well, you’re not wrong ya u have emotional issues babe install tinder I hope those were meant to be two separate sentences.

 

kissy face
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9:47 AM
What’s my best pic [IMG_173] No!!! [IMG_142] I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DELETE u did [IMG_019] Why do you still have that?!!! an elephant never forgets h [IMG_76] that’s a frog, ann small n frowny. like u I smile plenty!! ya when ur about to commit murder. ok heres a good one for real [IMG_284] That is a picture of you. ya im hot Forget you

 

kissy face
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10:21 AM
What am I supposed to put in the About section? Goro / 21 / Talk to me about my law school No Goro / 21 / Talk to me about my opinions that are better than yours Ann Goro / 21 / Talk to me about me you're fired Goro / 21 / I don’t know how to appreciate art. OK how’s this for a bio I like reading, bike-riding, and eating fancy food! Not looking for anything serious :D Eating fancy food? well u DO ur always posting pix of like, lobster caviar I’ve never tried lobster caviar. ok but u would. thanks for the bio :) <3

 



Goro, 21
less than a kilometre away

This is a new experience for me, but I’m open to trying new things! Message me if you think we’ll get along. :)

 

kissy face
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10:43 AM
I already have likes. get it boiiii

 

Yuuta

Saturday 11:06 AM

hey yuor hot hi respond

 

Seiji

Saturday 11:17 AM

heyyyyyyyy I think well get along (Face With Tears Of Joy ) Unconvinced. ?????

 

 

Kishou

Saturday 11:23 AM

want sum fuk

 

Eijirou

Saturday 11:27 AM

are you from tenesee I am Japanese.

 

kissy face
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11:29 AM
All these people are terrible. lower ur standards fine Will you go on a date with me OKAy YOU

 

Fuyuki

Saturday 12:14 PM

are you aloan? becuz yr gaining my interest! lol I am, actually. wut? lol After that opener, you're debt to me.

 

Kazushi

Saturday 12:38 PM

wanna see my dick Not interested. Shall I pass your number to my friend? ok lol whos ur friend?? He's a microbiologist.

 

Takehiro

Saturday 12:57 PM

I’m flipping a coin. What are the odds of me getting head? About the same as getting some tail :) Ooh (Winking Face ) and what would those be (Winking Face ) Zero. I’m stealing your coin as compensation for this horrendous conversation. Have a good day

 

kissy face
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1:06 PM
You’re right, this is proving to be fairly effective stress relief ??? dont tell me uve met up w someone already!!! No ????????

 

Gaku

Saturday 1:19 PM

hello beautiful (Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes ) Hi feet pix Wow. Talk about a heel face turn

 



Ren, 20
17 km away

life is a training ground for my knife fight with god. talk to me about my cat

 

kissy face
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2:33 PM
Ann Somebody "superliked" me OMG GET IT BOIIIII ofc tho ur hot <3 are they hot

 



Ren, 20
17 km away

life is a training ground for my knife fight with god. talk to me about my cat

 

kissy face
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2:35 PM
Passable that means they are fucking smoking send pix [SCR_277] [SCR_278] holy shit swipe What if he doesn’t have a personality? he has a cat and a hot body who gives a FUCK ...

 



Ren, 20
17 km away

life is a training ground for my knife fight with god. talk to me about my cat

 


 

kissy face
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4:41 PM
it has been a WHOLE DAY just msg him first jfc Who do you think I am

 


 

Ren

Monday 11:12 AM

hey

 

kissy face
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11:13 AM
[SCR_291] OMG Stay calm are u calm???? :/

 

Ren

Monday 11:16 AM

Hello. Creative, aren’t we? pretty lacklustre opener i know and i am sorry i would do better but i have to confess something

 

kissy face
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11:20 AM
[SCR_292] here comes the line. Workshop a response with me. right here boo

 

Ren

Monday 11:21 AM

so i actually swiped you by accident

 

kissy face
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11:21 AM
……… [SCR_293] oh my god????? no thats fucking bullshit he wouldve unmatched!!!!!! whats he trying 2 pull :) do u want me to kill him?? im omw no no Take his cat first ON it

 

Ren

Monday 11:26 AM

Good to know... ahaha im sorryy I have to ask why you would decide to message me, if that’s the case because i am open minded and willing to give people a chance when they are as pretty as you. and i also don’t know how to undo anything on this app and I felt bad. I’m glad you decided to message me out of misplaced charity. Don’t worry if you don’t have it in you to work out how to unmatch. Leave it to me. damn cold that’s hot no im sorry… I didn’t mean to offend you. im being rude No, that doesn’t offend me. ?? Continuing to waste my time, however, comes close. OUCH lol maybe this was a happy accident. I think i like you

 

kissy face
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11:30 AM
goro what's going on

 

Ren

Monday 11:31 AM

Thank you so much. I finally have a reason to go on.

 

kissy face
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11:32 AM
Goro GORO GORO GORO THE EXPLORO hush

 

Ren

Monday 11:33 AM

god youre so mean. do it more Sorry, I’d love to continue this, but I have to go. oh wyd? I have an urgent excuse that needs my attention this superlike is the best decision i have ever accidentally made

 

kissy face
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11:35 AM
are you STILL TALKING 2 HIM tell me ur destroying him at least [SCR_294] WHJFSDKFS goro i luv u also this guy definitely wants u to step on him An insult to the mud on my shoes fucking

 


 

Ren

Monday 11:21 PM

heyy so I’m curious about something why’d you swipe me in the first place?

 

Wataru

Monday 11:21 PM

was youre father an intergalactic space smuggler, wanted for peddling extraterrestrial contraband in nine systems? then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes? Oh, I swoon. Since you’re evidently the middleman, do tell Siri to give me a call - and to fire her assistant for poor transcription. It’s “your”.

 

Ren

Monday 11:23 PM

Because you superliked me oh im just an ego boost to you (Crying Cat Face )

 

kissy face
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11:24 PM
he’s talking to me again why haven’t u unmatched yet Idk he’s the most interesting person I’ve met on this app

 

Atsuto

Monday 11:24 PM

show me ur dick

 

kissy face
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11:25 PM
and surprisingly one of the most respectful. wow. paints a grim picture You’re telling me.

 

Ren

Monday 11:26 PM That’s right. That, and the friend in your photo is cute. ?? theres no one in my pics except me and my cat oh. :) so that’s your ideal man. soft and fluffy. and occasionally bitey and scratchy I have good taste well it’s definitely a match this fluffy pointy little man would love pats aand so would my cat Ha.

 

kissy face
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11:34 PM
hey wait u don’t actually like him do u?? I barely know him. It’s just good fun. It’s not like there’s anyone else to talk to what am i. chopped liver Gourmet awwwww babe<3 uhh i think??? (Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

 

Ren

Monday 11:37 PM

I wanted to ask. Why are you still talking to me? Didn’t you say this was an accident? well. full disclosure i wasn’t actually trying to say no. What were you trying to do? read your bio thought swiping up would show ur profile It doesn’t thanks. well now that I can read it I can pass judgement Oh, don’t keep me in suspense. honestly mightve been a left swipe on this one. Please, if you continue sweet-talking me I might just swoon.

 

kissy face
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11:40 PM
[SCR_295] please go easy i don’t want to help u hide another body “another”

 

Ren

Monday 11:41 PM

dont get me wrong. you are very hot why else would i look at your bio Am I supposed to be flattered yes? how many men can get me to read actually So what’s so repulsive about my profile? Do enlighten me ok do you have any like instant dealbreakers in a profile More than two emojis in a row, link to Snapchat or Instagram, recycled line I’ve seen on the internet, cheesy one-liner, dedicated abs shot, one or more of their pictures is a drunk photo, any inspirational quote, empty bio Any mention of the word “adventure”. Business majors. wow. shit. Offset by dogs or cats. ok valid. You’ve got me curious. What was it about my profile that matched up with your dealbreaker criteria? punctuation like u think ur better than me or something

 

kissy face
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11:45 PM
[SCR_296] omg he’s a moron Right so exactly your type excuse me. hot and a moron and thinks youre hot and thinks you’re smart If that were true, I’d be dating you. . sweetie, :) bold of you to assume well no. actually, u ARE pretty aww man :))

 

Ren

Monday 11:50 PM

Oh, I don’t just think. WOW

 

kissy face
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11:50 PM
WAIT i dont have a cat or dog. ha im not ur type is that a victory? uhh i don’t know. i lost track of my point I’m too pretty… I distracted you... fuck off!!!!!

 

Ren

Monday 11:53 PM

youre lucky i kinda love it when you’re mean to me Am I? I might consider myself luckier if you were deterred. A pity you’re apparently so deplorable. god sweettalk me. hey. I have a proposal.

 

kissy face
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11:55 PM
[SCR_297] show me a ring first honey!!

 

Ren

Monday 11:55 PM

? let’s make a bet

 

kissy face
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11:56 PM
he wants to make a bet on what??? he hasn’t said yet. THEN DONT TELL ME TIL HE DOES GOD

 

Ren

Monday 11:57 PM

What bet?

 

kissy face
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11:58 PM
You’re so impatient well YOURE an idiot why would you tell me theres a bet and not what it is There isn’t a bet. I haven’t made it yet. THEN GO MAKE IT

 

Ren

Tuesday 12:00 AM

don’t get me wrong i do love it when you’re rude to me Ugh.

 

kissy face
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12:00 AM
what if I don’t want to make it? THEN DONT BUT TELL ME WHAT IT IS stop shouting NO

 

Ren

Tuesday 12:01 AM

but i bet i can do you one better i bet i can make you fall for me

 

kissy face
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12:02 AM
[SCR_298] oh m ygod cliche but also dont do it he’ll win. what?!! do you really think so little of me Ann is typing... dontanswer that well i saAid don’t Ann is typing... stop typing Stop typing

 

Ren

Tuesday 12:06 AM

what do you say I don’t believe I’ve ever met someone as arrogant as you. if its so farfetched then youll have no problem taking it right ;)

 

kissy face
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12:07 AM
whats happening!! waitlet me guess. he’s baiting you

 

Ren

Tuesday 12:07 AM

Fine. I accept your bet.

 

kissy face
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12:07 AM
and ur gonna take it bc i told u not to. goro Goro

 

Ren

Tuesday 12:08 AM

What are the stakes?

 

kissy face
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12:08 AM
we have known each other LONG ENOUGH i know silence means im right. when u get his number give it to me. im taking some of the spoils did he bet food. ur buying me food

 

Ren

Tuesday 12:09 AM

a date with prince charming (Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart) Try again. no listen if i win u have to come on a nice date with me. buy me dinner. and tickets to a movie of ur choice, b/c im generous and I get to post a cheesy couple selfie on insta saying ur my boyfriend b/c lets face it ur hot and it will give me. #clout And when I win? “the most arrogant” u ever looked in a mirror well no ud fall in love with urself Thank you. I do look good, don’t I? jesus I don’t know. what do u want Wire me money for lunch and coffee. For one, just to hit the point home that I’ll never go out with you. jesus x2 I get to rewrite your whole profile and direct you to take two new photographs to replace two of your current ones. And you have to post a pathetic photo of yourself, alone, telling all your friends and family that you failed to woo me… omitting my name, of course. hey you get more than me. also god ur harsh. that shouldnt do things for me The amount shouldn’t matter. Aren’t you confident that you’ll win? wow we just met and u already know the way to victory. is my ego fine you’re on get ready to be Wood Wooed woohooed

 

kissy face
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12:15 AM
:/ ur a fucking idiot?

 

Ren

Tuesday 12:15 AM

You’re off to a bad start. thats what u think.

 

kissy face
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12:16 AM
or ull be fucking an idiot. when he wins. lol that was a good one im saving it for when hes ur boyfriend so i can text it to him I’m going to bed.