rippedtide added natureCANBEcandy and thewreckoning to Creature Feature
thewreckoning: this is going to end in disaster
thewreckoning: that's the only reason i'm participating in this, you know
rippedtide: oh hush, pidgey-pie. this is gonna be awesome!
thewreckoning: did you just call me PiDgEy PiE?!!?
rippedtide: hunk, buddy, you here?
natureCANBEcandy: sure am, buddy, just in time for your demise
thewreckoning: say goodbye to your selfies, McClain
thewreckoning: nobody calls me a pastry and gets away with it
rippedtide: ok i'm sorry I'M SORRY
rippedtide: pls don't wipe them the last few took so long to get just right
thewreckoning: then i'll only spare those
rippedtide: nO THEY'RE ALL PRECIOUS TO ME SPARE THEM
natureCANBEcandy: why are we here again?
thewreckoning: to torture lance?
rippedtide: first of all, rude
rippedtide: second of all, this chat is supposed to be a safe and positive space for mythical creatures in the wake of the Unveiling
natureCANBEcandy: wait really? that's so sweet lance!
thewreckoning: that's actually not a bad idea
rippedtide: thanks you guys!
thewreckoning: actually can i add a couple people? they really need some positiveness
rippedtide: yeah, of course! :)
thewreckoning added lurker and letmedieagain to Creature Feature
lurker: what the fuck
letmedieagain: Not a name I would have chosen for myself, but apt.
lurker: pidge, what the fuck
lurker: what is this
natureCANBEcandy: hi new people! :D
letmedieagain: Hello :)
lurker: pidge pls explain
thewreckoning: calm down, Keith, it's just a group chat
lurker: but why?? am I here???
letmedieagain: Because you need to socialize.
thewreckoning: because you need more friends
natureCANBEcandy: wow i'm extremely impressed that was practically simultaneous
rippedtide: *sniff sniff* is that...? a loner i smell??
lurker: fuck off
rippedtide: :) hello new frie-
rippedtide: wow ok try to be nice to somebody
natureCANBEcandy: really lance? by calling them a loner?
thewreckoning: i mean he's not wrong
lurker: fuck you, pidge
letmedieagain: okay i give up
thewreckoning: oh wow he even lost his capitals
letmedieagain: Moving on,
thewreckoning: oh they're back
lurker: punctuation too, damn
letmedieagain: Judging by the name, this is a chat for mythical creatures?
rippedtide: you are correct, morbidly named person!
thewreckoning: it's so accurate it hurts
rippedtide: what what'd i say?
letmedieagain: ...How about we do introductions? Along with what we are?
natureCANBEcandy: good idea! who's first?
thewreckoning: i'll get mine out of the way since everybody knows me already
thewreckoning: i'm Pidge, she/her they/them, and i'm half Greater Gremlin and half Nature Witch
rippedtide: wait, WHAT
rippedtide: since when were you half Nature Witch?
thewreckoning: since i was old enough to dig in the dirt with my mom? lance, you didn't know?
rippedtide: no! i knew you were a gremlin, though how you can be Greater when you're so smol is a mystery, but i didn't know you could do magic!
rippedtide: i'm very sorry your Greatness please forgive this foolish soul
lurker: what's this? do i smell... blackmail?
rippedtide: oh haha lurker go ahead and laugh at my suffering
lurker: i will, thank you
thewreckoning: what's that, Keith? i couldn't hear you over the sound of your private playlists
lurker: uh,,, i love you?
thewreckoning: mhm why don't you introduce yourself next
lurker: my name is Keith, he/him, Lycan
natureCANBEcandy: that's why your username is lurker!
thewreckoning: that and he constantly distances himself from everyone else
rippedtide: pff, lone wolf
lurker: Do NOT
thewreckoning: lance, that's actually a really insulting term to Lycans
rippedtide: shit, i'm sorry!!!
rippedtide: i'm so so sorry!!!
rippedtide: and i wanted this to be a safe space for everyone, shit, i'm so sorry!
lurker: i guess it's fine since you didn't know
lurker: but lone animal wolves are usually isolated for a reason
lurker: to call a Lycan that means you think there's something seriously wrong with them and you wish them death
lurker: since wolves, animals and weres, are social creatures to want them alone is to want them to die
rippedtide: oh deities, that's awful, i'm so sorry i said that!!
lurker: like i said it's fine
rippedtide: no it's not. dude, if i knew i never would have said that and even tho i didn't it still obviously bothered you so it's not okay.
rippedtide: I sincerely apologize, Keith.
lurker: ... i forgive you, uh
lurker: i don't know your actual name, wait, pidge said lance? right?
rippedtide: yeah I'm Lance, he/him, and i'm half mer half siren
letmedieagain: That explains your username.
rippedtide: oh yeah, everyone can never get enough of The HarpoonsTM slicing through the waves~
rippedtide: don't worry, platonic aesthetic appreciation is also welcome ;)
lurker: and now i can't stand you again
rippedtide: hater's envy is also accepted ;P
natureCANBEcandy: omds lance pls tone it down
rippedtide: well if it's about toning-
rippedtide has been Muted
natureCANBEcandy: wait what?
lurker: that was an option??
thewreckoning: after a fashion
letmedieagain: Pidge, bring him back.
rippedtide has been Unmuted
rippedtide: SO R U D E
thewreckoning: well none of us are human, so
rippedtide: ...okay i'll forgive you for that vague song reference
thewreckoning: i knew you would
natureCANBEcandy: are we still doing intros?
letmedieagain: I was wondering that, too.
rippedtide: oh sorry guys
rippedtide: who's going next?
natureCANBEcandy: i guess i can?
letmedieagain: Yeah, go ahead
natureCANBEcandy: alright, hi guys! I'm Hunk, he/him, and i'm a Nature Fae
rippedtide: and the brightest ray of goodness and light to shine down on all life on earth
thewreckoning: this is truth
natureCANBEcandy: aw guys <3
letmedieagain: I guess that leaves me. My name is Shiro, I'm Keith's older brother, he/him, and I'm undead.
rippedtide: OOOOH i get it now that's clever
rippedtide: also still really morbid
rippedtide: wait is that insensitive?
letmedieagain: Nah, at least not to me.
lurker: shiro's the most nihilistic person you'll ever meet
thewreckoning: my brother thinks it's the most hilarious thing ever
letmedieagain: How is Matt, by the way?
thewreckoning: still nerding out over the flower that smells like you
lurker: it's not a good thing
rippedtide: what why?
thewreckoning: shiro's undead, remember?
natureCANBEcandy: ohhh i think i know what flower you're talking about now
natureCANBEcandy: the carrion flower, right?
thewreckoning: right. he's wigging out over all the scavenger beetles and flies that swarm the thing
rippedtide: i'm sorry what?
lurker: the flower smells like rotting flesh
rippedtide: oh ew!
rippedtide: no offense, shiro
letmedieagain: I smell like formaldehyde, so I have no idea what they're talking about.
letmedieagain: But I'm glad Matt's enjoying himself.
thewreckoning: only for another couple days
thewreckoning: then he and his tech are once again subject to my tampering
letmedieagain: R.I.P. Matt...
letmedieagain: Unlike me.
lurker: i did warn you guys
natureCANBEcandy: you did! i just wasn't expecting it so soon
lurker: i'm honestly surprised he held out this long
letmedieagain: Longer than I held on to life.