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12:10pm

Jeongguk
what?
Yoongi
I need to leave again.
To finish rearranging my brain.
Jeongguk
wait
wait
you're attracted to me?
Yoongi
I thought about it for a month.
Jeongguk
but
why don't you want to talk to me
because of what I said or
wait 
I'm so confused yoongi please just
explain yourself or something
don't leave again please
Yoongi
I just came to say that's why I haven't been messaging you.
I just need some more time to figure some stuff out.
Not because I'm mad at you.
Jeongguk
that's doesnt make
any FUCKING SENSE
Yoongi
Please don't be upset.
I need to do this for myself, I'll come back.
Jeongguk
yoongi seriously
can you stop being dramatic
just talk to me 
it's not that big a deal
we can talk about it

7:46pm

Jeongguk
you call me immature
and this is your way to deal with things
you're such a fucking hypocrite

October 31, 5:23pm

Jeongguk
happy halloween asshole

November 2, 3:30pm

Jeongguk
the more you leave me alone
the more I'm going to say things I'm gonna regret
please
yoongi come on

8:42pm

Jeongguk
yoongi please

November 4, 1:21am

Jeongguk
you know what fine
you said you don't want to talk for a while
so I'll wait
I'll wait for you to come back

November 6, 3:27pm

Jeongguk
how long is a while?
can you at least tell me that?

November 8, 8:39pm

Jeongguk
fuck you 
seriously
you don't like me
otherwise you wouldn't do this
this is avoidance remember

November 9, 2:12am

Jeongguk
so I searched up f sharp minor on youtube
mostly classical stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb09C-2PRVA
I'm crying listening to this
can you play this shit?
probably
I'm gonna imagine you can
this definitely sounds like the kind of intense stuff you'd know and be good at

November 12, 5:29pm

Jeongguk
recorded a few more songs
but I'm not gonna send them to you tho
because you broke my heart or whatever

November 13, 2:21am

Yoongi
Hey.
Jeongguk
I don't even have the energy to be happy
Yoongi
I have to apologize about showing your song to my friend.
Everything you said about me was right. 
For the first week I was focused on being annoyed with you.
Then I realized it wasn't going away.
Then I realized I wasn't annoyed with you, I realized it was something else.
This timeline...kind of took a while.
Jeongguk
I'm just so tired from all of it I don't even know if I want to talk to you anymore
Yoongi
I completely understand that.
I'll leave you alone.

3:15am

Jeongguk
yoongi
yoongi did you go
Yoongi
No, I'm right here.
Jeongguk
ok 
dont go
I'm gonna go to sleep for now
but don't go ok
Yoongi
I'll be here.

12:34pm

Jeongguk
you really like me?
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
like 
you thought about it
and the feeling is still there?
Yoongi
I thought about it for over a month.

2:21pm

Jeongguk
we've never met
Yoongi
Doesn't matter.
Jeongguk
why do you like me though?
Yoongi
Can you please not make me try and put it into words?
Jeongguk
dont you think I'm annoying
Yoongi
I think you're fucking adorable.
Jeongguk
really?
you have a weird way of showing it
Yoongi
I'm aware.

4:10pm

Jeongguk
what about your ex
you were seeing your ex
you slept with him
Yoongi
I was fucking my ex hoping maybe I could stop thinking about you.
Then you told me you went on a date.
And I was annoyed. And I was fucking embarrassed that I was annoyed.
Jeongguk
you didn't sound annoyed
Yoongi
Did you want me to sound annoyed?
Jeongguk
I don't know

November 14, 2:36am

Jeongguk
I'm not dating that guy
and yeah I wanted you to sound annoyed
Yoongi
I wouldn't protest if you were dating him.
And thank you for telling me that.
Jeongguk
yoongi
I missed you so much
Yoongi
I missed you too.
This has never happened to me before, at least not like this.
So I don't know how to deal with it, clearly.
Jeongguk
let's just
text like this
and we'll talk about that stuff later
I should probably say my bit too
Yoongi
You don't have to say anything.
I contemplated not coming back.
I thought about deleting your number.
But I couldn't fucking do it.
Jeongguk
I'm glad you didn't
Yoongi
I'm sorry I made you so sad.
I don't want to imagine you sad.
Jeongguk
I never know when I'm sad
it could be always lol
who knows
Yoongi
I don't want that for you.
Jeongguk
I'm falling asleep yoongi
don't lleave ok?
Yoongi
I won't.
Jeongguk
promise
Yoongi
I promise.
I'll be here.

11:51am

Jeongguk
hey yoongi
I'm working on my message to you
like...I'm writing a response
it's really long
I'll send it when I'm done
Yoongi
Take your time.

November 15, 1:10am

Jeongguk
hey yoongi
Yoongi
Hi.
Jeongguk
ok here's my message
i'm gonna copy and paste it

I thought a lot about you saying you're attracted to me. Because I guess I was confused why YOU were saying that to ME.  I just assumed you thought I had a crush on you. Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered you so much in the first place. You were so smart and funny and lowkey mean and idk I said I don't have a type but you're my type.  And then you were so concerned with my singing and music and I was terrified. I think my anger was because I didn't want you to be interested because then I wouldn't let you down. Is that weird? I guess I wanted you to not care about my stuff because I didn't want to fail again and this time fail in FRONT OF YOU. Anyway then I saw photos of you. I find you're really hot. I kind of implied it but it was mostly through jokes because I'm a coward. I'm not gonna really get into that part because I guess it's not important. To be honest I didn't consider I even had a real crush until a few nights ago when you came back. I was too busy being upset you were gone. when you came back I had compared the two feelings of when you left and when you were here. I think it was obvious then? I can't focus on more than one emotion at a time lol it fucks with my brain. When you stopped talking to me I honestly wanted to die. Not to sound dramatic but it was the truth. I don't open up with a lot of people and I just wanted you back because I couldn't imagine not having you there. Aand it's SO fucking dumb because it has literally been what 3 months and I'm this obsessed with you. Anyway yoongi, I was hoping you could maybe keep being attracted to me? Because I'm attracted to yuo too? I'm hoping maybe we can be attracted to each other? Is that okay? we don't have to talk about it. You said you wanted to go rearrange your thoughts for a while and I hope you didn't arrange it somehow so I'm not included anymore. I don't care if you don't want to meet me. I'm fine like this. anything you want.
Okay how do I end this

-jeongguk aka. savage trash rabbit

Yoongi
Wow.
That was…not what I was expecting.
Jeongguk
in a good or bad way?
I noticed some typos after I sent it sorry
I was trying to make it all grammatical
so it’d appeal to you more
but I have fat thumbs
Yoongi
Your typical typing is appealing.
Jeongguk
wait
does you being attracted to me
mean you’re going to start being super nice to me
because I don’t think I can handle it
I might get a nosebleed
like those anime characters 
Yoongi
I’ve always been nice to you.
Jeongguk
damn I’d be scared to be your enemy
Yoongi
I want to address something.
Jeongguk
yeah?
Yoongi
I didn’t want to meet for different reasons.
At first, I just thought it’d be weird since I’ve never done this…texting a stranger and then meeting them.
Not that you were a stranger at that point, but I pretended maybe you were.
Then when I realized I was attracted to you, you asked again, and then I was using that psychological technique we talked about.
Jeongguk
avoidance
Yoongi
Yeah that one.
I promise, though, when I didn't text you for a while, I wasn't avoiding you.
I thought about you constantly. I muted the texts because I knew if I just read what you were saying I'd cave too fast
and I wouldn't have enough time to think about it.
I really had to think about it.
It usually takes me fucking years to like someone.
I didn't think you might have felt the same, it never occurred to me.
I really put you through a lot.
Jeongguk
that's ok
as long as you're back it's fine
Yoongi
I feel shitty about it.
Jeongguk
did you miss me at least
Yoongi
A lot.
Jeongguk
good
Yoongi
It's late, you have school tomorrow right?
Jeongguk
yeah idc though
I feel go of
good
Yoongi
You're falling asleep aren't you?
Jeongguk
I feel like I just ran a marathon
nd like I can finally sleep
Yoongi
Go sleep, okay?
We'll talk tomorrow.
Jeongguk
okay
nght

10:34am

Jeongguk
good morning
Yoongi
Morning, did you sleep well?
Jeongguk
yeah 
I dreamed about you
Yoongi
Really?
Jeongguk
yeah
Yoongi
Care to share details?
Or am I going to regret asking you?
Jeongguk
we were pirates
you tried to drown me
Yoongi
I assume there's some psychological trauma we're going to need to unbox.
Jeongguk
no it was okay
I was super ok with drowning
Yoongi
Jesus Christ.

2:22pm

Jeongguk
so like 
what do we do
now that we're attracted to each other
Yoongi
I don't think there's a specific rulebook.
Jeongguk
I wanna hear your voice
Yoongi
Want to talk on the phone?
Jeongguk
really?
Yoongi
Yeah.
I'll call you after I'm done this transposition I'm doing.
Jeongguk
fuck
i'm like
kind of nervous
Yoongi
Why?
Jeongguk
idk
what if you think I have a stupid voice
Yoongi
You already know I think the opposite of that.
Jeongguk
I mean speaking voice
tae tells me I sound dumb
I kinda have a lisp
not always just sometimes 
I think it comes out when I'm nervous

[2:27pm] Voice call from Yoongi  - 34 minutes

Jeongguk
:)
Yoongi
Hi again.
10 seconds later.
Jeongguk
it was so surreal
hearing your real voice call me a dumbass
instead of seeing you type it
Yoongi
Same with hearing 'yoongs' actually come out of your mouth.
Jeongguk
I bet it was just a dream before that
Yoongi
It was.
Jeongguk
I was gonna tell you this over the phone
but I was kinda embarrassed.
you have a really hot voice
Yoongi
Really?
Jeongguk
yeah
Yoongi
How so?
Jeongguk
let's just leave it at that for now 
Yoongi
...

9:54pm 

Jeongguk
taehyung says I should be more a more romantic person
Yoongi
With who?
Jeongguk
my fucking math teacher
who do you think
Yoongi
Your sarcasm gets stronger by the day.
Why do you figure you need to be romantic with me?
Jeongguk
are you attracted to me?
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
do you wanna kiss me?
Yoongi
Well...
Jeongguk
yoongi
this is dumb
I want to kiss you
if you're attracted to someone don't you generally want to kiss them?
Yoongi
I want to kiss you.
Jeongguk
I should be happy but
it doesn't feel real after I pretty much coerced you to say it
Yoongi
It's real.
I really do want to kiss you.
Jeongguk
ok
I feel better about it

November 16, 10:55am

Jeongguk
is it normal to get morning wood in your 20s?
Yoongi
Uh, yeah I'd assume it's very normal.
Jeongguk
do you get them a lot?
Yoongi
Not really, maybe once or twice a month.
Jeongguk
pretty much me every morning
[img]
Yoongi
Hahahaha
Jeongguk
:D
Yoongi
Apparently if you don't masturbate often you get them more.
Jeongguk
I definitely don't think that's true
like
I have extensive extensive evidence that it's not true
Yoongi
Oh, Jeongguk.

11:34pm

Yoongi
Send me a photo of you.
Jeongguk
why?
dick pic?
Yoongi
No.
Send me the one you used as your Youtube icon.
I want to look at it.
Jeongguk
just look at it?
Yoongi
No, I plan on nailing it to the wall and throwing darts at it.
Jeongguk
I just mean it's such a weird request
'send me a photo cuz I wanna look at it'
god
Yoongi
Do you generally print out and eat photographs, Jeongguk?
Jeongguk
stop it
I meant obviously you're gonna look at it
my "why" was mostly to hear you say you want it because you think I'm hot
but you killed the mood so thanks for that
Yoongi
I think you're hot.
I want that specific photo of you because you look very cute in it.
Jeongguk
was that so hard?
Yoongi
It was a fucking nightmare, yeah.
Jeongguk
[img]
Yoongi
Thanks.
Jeongguk
ok now send me one of you
Yoongi
You have my instagram.
Jeongguk
I already jerked off to all of those
Yoongi
I can't believe someone told you that you weren't romantic.
Jeongguk
gonna screenshot you saying that to show tae

November 17, 2:38pm

Jeongguk
f sharp minor
Yoongi
What about it?
Jeongguk
it's a good scale
https://soundcloud.com/jeon_jk/Yoongs+has+a+crush+on+me...
Yoongi
Beautiful cover,
unsavory track name.
God, I love your voice.
Jeongguk
ahhhhh
thank u :)
Yoongi
Investing in that recording gear was really the best thing you've done.
Jeongguk
so I was thinking
Yoongi
Yeah?
Jeongguk
I want to really make that portfolio
and I want to submit it to a few schools for next year
Yoongi
That's...an amazing fucking idea, Jeongguk.
Jeongguk
thanks I came up with it entirely on my own
Yoongi
Do you really want to do this?
Jeongguk
yeah and I was thinking
I wanna apply at your college
it's probably out of my league but
they have a really cool music program
you don't have to just focus on voice
which would be cool because I can do other stuff
Yoongi
You're blowing my mind.
Jeongguk
is that weird? that it's your college?
I swear I'm not doing it in a creepy way
like if you don't want me to
I can not apply there
I won't be offended
Yoongi
I'd love for you to apply here.
Jeongguk
could you maybe help me?
like to get everything together into a portfolio
maybe tell me what I should put in there
they want classical too, right? I'm not good at that
Yoongi
I'd love to help you.
Yeah, they want classical lieder as well, just to see what your voice can do.
I think you have a versatile voice, I know it shouldn't be a problem for you.
I'll send you some samples right now, you can choose which ones you like.
If you have trouble with the notation, ask me.
Jeongguk
yoongi
Yoongi
Yeah?
Jeongguk
I like you a lot
Yoongi
I like you too, Jeongguk.

[6:45pm] Voice call from Jeongguk - 28 minutes

November 18, 1:52pm

Jeongguk
how tall are you?
Yoongi
I'm a 6'2" top, remember?
Jeongguk
nah
Yoongi
What does that mean.
Jeongguk
it means nahh
I can tell when you're fucking with me
I feel it through your texts
Yoongi
Oh right, you're a 'psycic'.
Is the earth's magnetic pole going to shift?
What am I holding in my hand?
Jeongguk
your lil microdick
Yoongi
I'm 5'8"
Jeongguk
really?
you're shorter than me?
I'm 5'10
how much do you weigh?
Yoongi
I'm not interested in joining your rugby team, coach.
Jeongguk
I was planning on feeding you to my pet gator
Yoongi
Nice euphemism.
Jeongguk
what the fuck is that
Yoongi
Google it.
Jeongguk
I'm way too lazy yoongi just tell me
Yoongi
Euphemism is the Greek word for penis.
Jeongguk
oh
thanks
wait have I sent you a dick pic?
Yoongi
God fucking damnit.
Why do I like you so much?
Jeongguk
because I look good in sweatpants
and I average 8 kills per game on fortnite

November 19, 1:59am

Jeongguk
can I say something
it might be a little weird
Yoongi
You can say it.
Jeongguk
when my jackass friend
sent you those dirty messages
and you played along
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
I read it over a bunch of times
it kind of turned me on
is that weird?
Yoongi
Did it?
Jeongguk
yeah
Yoongi
Can I say something?
Jeongguk
yes
Yoongi
That's not weird.
Jeongguk
really?
Yoongi
It's not.
Jeongguk
what if I said I want to kiss you
Yoongi
We already went over this.
Jeongguk
and press against you
Yoongi
Oh
Jeongguk
I want to see how you fit me
would you let me
Yoongi
I'd let you
Jeongguk
fuck 
can we please meet? soon?
not because of my dick
I promise
i'm just emotional rn
Yoongi
We can meet
I'll let you know, okay?
Jeongguk
ok
I'm a mess
i look like a mess lol
Yoongi
I bet you look amazing
Jeongguk
I look desperate and I have my hand on my dick and I'm kind of crying
Yoongi
Why are you crying?
Jeongguk
idk just thinking about you and stuff
I'm so lame fml
Yoongi
No, you're not
Jeongguk
youre not using periods
Yoongi
Fuck the periods
They're unimportant
Jeongguk
yea h fuck periods

November 20, 10:03am

Jeongguk
I didn't have morning wood today!!!!!
Yoongi
That's incredible news.
Jeongguk
I think I jerked off so much 
while I was trying to fall asleep
that my dick was like k that's enough
Yoongi
Don't tug too hard.
Jeongguk
how often do you masturbate??
Yoongi
About once or twice a week.
Jeongguk
ONCE a WEEK?
HOLY SHIT I DO IT LIKE 2 TIMES A FUCKING DAY
Yoongi
I'd say you probably have a little more energy than I do.
I move slow, fuck slow.
I don't work slow, though. That's the only thing I do fast.
Jeongguk
that's cute
you're cute
Yoongi
I'm adorable.
Jeongguk
haha

2:28pm

Jeongguk
what pet name can I call you
like if I want to bother you
but you're pretty ok with it
so like 75% you like it 25% sort of annoys you
Yoongi
You take being a fuckface very seriously don't you.
You've got it down to a mathematical statistic.
Jeongguk
you know
fuckface is cool
you can call me that
can I call you pumpkin?
Yoongi
Absolutely not.
Jeongguk
kitten?
Yoongi
No.
Jeongguk
little oreo (please say yes)
Yoongi
No.
Jeongguk
wtf come on
what about babe?
Yoongi
Hm...
Jeongguk
wow 
you're so boring babe
so hot but so boring
Yoongi
Thanks, fuckface.
Jeongguk
k nvm
on second thought
not enjoying fuckface
seems kind of abrasive
Yoongi
You think?
Jeongguk
a little yeah
Yoongi
Cooky.
Jeongguk
I like that
especially when I imagine it in your voice

November 21, 7:15pm

Yoongi
Did you manage to get through all the recordings?
Jeongguk
yeah I was actually going to send them to you today
woah
Yoongi
I felt it.
Jeongguk
Classic1.mp3
Classic1+effects.mp3
ClassicAccoustic.mp3
Yoongi
Thanks
Jeongguk
:)

10:23pm

Yoongi
These are all great. Every single one.
You sound amazing.
Jeongguk
really?
thank you!
Yoongi
Yeah, for the second one though, the acoustic,
can you send it again but use the echo cancel effect?
Jeongguk
oh yeah ok
I didn't know you could hear it
I'll go record it again
Yoongi
Ah, shit. I forgot you had to go to the studio to record these.
Jeongguk
Yeah the mic I got is good but it's not good enough for this level lol
Yoongi
You don't need to go again, they all honestly sound great as is.
Jeongguk
no it's ok
I want them to be perfect
I'll go again!
Yoongi
That's a good attitude.

November 22, 3:43pm

Jeongguk
hi!
Yoongi
Hi there
Jeongguk
is this yoongi??
Yoongi
It is.
I'm assuming this isn't Jeongguk.
Jeongguk
this is taehyung
guk is napping
you're stealing my guk away from me I hope you know that
Yoongi
Am I?
Jeongguk
yes :(
he's always on his phone now :(
he was the worst third wheel ever a few nights ago :(
Yoongi
That must have been devastating for you.
Jeongguk
you know joon right? my bf
Yoongi
I've met him a few times, yeah.
Jeongguk
he tells me you're really talented!
Yoongi
Does he? That's nice of him.
He's talented too.
Jeongguk
I doubt you're more talented than he is but if he says you are then you must be pretty good ig
Yoongi
You think really highly of him, that's good.
Jeongguk
i'm the best boyfriend ever, to be completely honest with you
Yoongi
Self-appointed champion of boyfriends.
Jeongguk
yes
guk really really likes you btw
he won't stop talking about you
it's really annoying sometimes
but if you make him happy then I guess I'm happy :)
Yoongi
Well, that was easy.
I was expecting something more aggressive.
Jeongguk
if you hurt him I'll kill you and make it look like an accident :)
Yoongi
Ah, there it is.
Jeongguk
scale of 1-10 how cute is guk
Yoongi
Trick question.
He's off the scale.
Jeongguk
hm
you got lucky
question 2:
should I eat guk's long chicken burger
he ate all my fries
Yoongi
I think you should let him eat his own burger.
Jeongguk
but he already had one
and he's sleeping
and you WOULD say that because you like him
hmm
it smells so fucking good omg
Yoongi
You seem like you've already decided what to do.
Jeongguk
I'll ask him once
really quietly
[img]
he didn't answer..
i'm gonna eat it! 

6:40pm

Jeongguk
YOU LET HIM EAT MY BURGER????
we're breakng up
and we haven't even technically dated yet
Yoongi
I tried in vain to stop him.
I failed you.
Jeongguk
it's okay
:(
Yoongi
He did send me an adorable photo of you, though.
So it wasn't an entirely bad situation.
Jeongguk
eugh that was a terrible photo
Yoongi
Did you guys have fun?
Jeongguk
yeah!
he came with me when I went to the studio
but I ate so much
I gotta go to the gym for a swol sesh
you know how there's like a small window of time when you can convert fat into muscle?
Yoongi
No.
Also please never say Swol Sesh again.
Jeongguk
not all of us were born perfect ok yoongi
you lizard person
some of us have to work hard to look good
Yoongi
The irony of you saying that is something out of a Shakespeare play.
Jeongguk
I feel like you just complimented me
but I'm too dumb to understand
so I'm just going to thank you anyway
Yoongi
You don't know what I said means, but you're going to thank me.
Jeongguk
yeah
Yoongi
Haven't heard that in a while, I missed it.

November 23, 7:03pm

Jeongguk
BABE
Yoongi
Cooky.
Jeongguk
i missed you
Yoongi
I missed you too.
Jeongguk
then why didn't you message me
it's been like a whole day
Yoongi
Ah, I'm sorry. 
I had a really busy afternoon.
Jeongguk
oh it's ok
i'm just kidding
Yoongi
I'm sorry, anyway.
I missed you too.
Jeongguk
:)
Yoongi
How was your Swol Sesh?
Jeongguk
amazing
I'm here at the gym right now
it's COMPLETELY empty
it's like the aftermath of a zombie apacolypse
I feel like I spelled that wrong
Yoongi
You tried, that's all that matters.
Jeongguk
lol
I'm in the change room right now
completely naked
and there's no one here
I'm just swinging my dick around and no one can stop me
Yoongi
That sounds quite liberating, actually
Jeongguk
it is
what should I do next
Yoongi
Sing to me.
Jeongguk
that's what you always say
Yoongi
I always want it.
Jeongguk
oh yeah???
do you want it yoongs?
do you want it????????
Yoongi
I want it so bad.
For realsies.
Jeongguk
well shit
Yoongi
Kind of ruins everything, doesn't it.
Jeongguk
yeah
https://youtu.be/ictuYse6MMo
Yoongi
Fuck.
Jeongguk
what
Yoongi
You.
Jeongguk
me? :)
Yoongi
Yeah.

9:37pm

Yoongi
How's the portfolio coming along, by the way?
If you don't mind me asking.
Jeongguk
it's going well
I'm almost done
when I send it to you I want you to be honest
Yoongi
I will.
Jeongguk
and yoongi
you don't have to be worried about asking me about school or singing or whatever
I'm cool with it now
Yoongi
Why's that?
Jeongguk
because you helped me
and you were right
and I thought about it
it's not the end of the world
I just have to try again you know?
I'm good at trying
Yoongi
You are, you're good at everything you set your mind to.
Jeongguk
you know
you're a really really sweet guy
also you're super beautiful
sorry if that sounds weird
I mean it
Yoongi
No, that's really nice.
Are you jerking off to my Instagram photos again?
Jeongguk
no that was earlier
but I was just like thinking about you
and you're hot
but you're also like
beautiful
Yoongi
They've got some powerful filters on that app.
Jeongguk
nah I can tell
Yoongi
You know I don't have to tell you I find you attractive.
Jeongguk
i mean you can
if you want
Yoongi
You're really hot.
Jeongguk
thanks
Yoongi
No problem.

November 24, 8:34am

Yoongi
Just want to let you know I have a really busy day today.
I may be away from my phone, in case you text me.
I promise that I miss you in the mean time.

2:12pm

Jeongguk
literally just woke up
that was the cutest string of texts you've ever sent me
I want to get them tattooed along my taint

8:31pm

Yoongi
Please don't.
Jeongguk
hi babe 
Yoongi
Hi there.
Jeongguk
Do you have any tattoos?
Yoongi
I have a giant butterfly right above my ass.
Under it, it says 'sweetheart' in cursive writing.
Jeongguk
that's kinda hot
Yoongi
Jeongguk.
Jeongguk
yeah
Yoongi
I'm fucking joking.
Jeongguk
oh
that's a shame
Yoongi
Is it, really.
Jeongguk
I don't have any
but I want some
like a dragon on my back or smth
with like wings, and its breathing fire
and in the fire it says YOONGI but it's written in music notes
like little music notes 
and then upside down the YOONGI actually says MOTIVATION
will you come with me when I get it
Yoongi
I want to kiss you sometimes just to shut you up.
Jeongguk
but mostly because you like me so much and you're so attracted to me
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
you can't troll the king of trolls
I'm untrollable
[img]
Yoongi
Very fucking cute.
Can't even argue with that.

November 25, 1:37pm

Jeongguk
remember when you stopped talking to me for over a whole month
Yoongi
Why would you even bring that up.
Jeongguk
cos I wass thinking again
about how I thought you hated me
and about how I thought all my stupid jokes
finally pushed you away
Yoongi
I like you.
A lot.
Too much, I think.
I like you too much sometimes.
Jeongguk
like you wanna keep me in a jar away from the rest of the world?
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
kinky 
https://youtu.be/NULygc8nm-c
Yoongi
10
You're killing me with these videos, Jeongguk.
Jeongguk
good

7:34pm

Yoongi
So, the 30th, when you go to record the rest of your portfolio.
Jeongguk
yes oreoe
oreo
sorry walking back home from the gym
and it's super dark
can baerly see what I'm typing
Yoongi
It's okay.
Let's meet, when you come down.
Jeongguk
for real??? ?
Yoongi
Yeah.
I can't take it anymore.
Jeongguk
fuck
omg
are you sure?????
like
you were nervous and stuff
I don't wanna force it
but like really????
Yoongi
Yes, you're not forcing it.
If anything, I feel fucking stupid.
Jeongguk
fuck you don't say that about yourself
Yoongi
Bit of a mixed message there.
Jeongguk
hey
Yoongi
Yes
Jeongguk
hang on
it's uploading
Yoongi
What's uploading?
Jeongguk
https://youtu.be/w_1-CZD7pdc
Yoongi
You need to stop sending these without warning.
Jeongguk
haha why
Yoongi
I make embarrassing faces.
Jeongguk
I can't wait to make you make faces
Yoongi
Hmm.
Jeongguk
yeah
exactly
it had two meanings
and one of them was naughty
Yoongi
Double entendre.
Jeongguk
what?
Yoongi
You're a national treasure.
Jeongguk
[img]
Yoongi
Now I'm hard again, thanks.
Jeongguk
:)

10:57pm

Jeongguk
do you prefer songs in the major or minor key?
I realized I never asked you even though you asked me
Yoongi
I think both keys have their own incredible qualities,
but I'd say I'm generally drawn to the minor key.
Jeongguk
sadder stuff right?
Yoongi
Not always, sometimes just sentimental.
Jeongguk
I think you're sentimental
since you're soft on the inside
like we discussed
Yoongi
I wouldn't argue with that analysis.
Sometimes I transpose happy pieces into the minor key just to hear how they sound.
Jeongguk
omfg shut up
Yoongi
I'm serious. Try me.
Jeongguk
the super mario theme
Yoongi
Give me a minute.
Jeongguk
it has now been 5 minutes
Yoongi
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DvLx8lHy2A
Jeongguk
oh my god
oh my god yoongi
this is so sad
I'm so fucking sad
Yoongi
Aren't we all.

November 26, 11:23am

Jeongguk
you know how I said
that we're not even dating yet
that one time
and you didn't correct me
Yoongi
yeah
Jeongguk
I was sad about that
Yoongi
What do you mean?
Jeongguk
I mean
we can still technically date
even though we haven't met in person right?
that's definitely a thing
I watched a documentary last night
while I was streaming
Yoongi
You were watching a documentary about relationships while you were playing video games.
Jeongguk
yeah
Yoongi
Are you asking me to be your boyfriend?
Jeongguk
omg it sounds so weird like that
Yoongi
Well?
Jeongguk
yeah I guess I am
Yoongi
You're what?
Jeongguk
asking that
Yoongi
Asking what, exactly?
Jeongguk
ohhhhh
you fucking asshole lol
Yoongi
I'm waiting.
Jeongguk
WILL YOU BE MY FUCKING BOYFREIND YOOGNI
fuck
*yoongi
*boyfriend
I really ballsed that up didn't I
Yoongi
I wouldn't have asked for it any other way.
Yes, I'll be your boyfriend.
Days before we actually meet.
Jeongguk
good

1:26pm

Jeongguk
when I see you
I might really want to kiss you
can I?
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
damn right!
cos you're my boyfriend
lol
Yoongi
Don't make me regret this.

9:45pm

Jeongguk
I compiled my whole portfolio
but I figure when we meet
I'll be more inspired to add more songs
and you can help me with them maybe
Yoongi
I'd fucking love to.
Jeongguk
do you have your own studio?
like other than the one you go to at school or with namjoon?
Yoongi
I have one in my apartment, yeah.
But it doesn't have all the equipment I need.
I'm still saving to buy all the missing parts.
Jeongguk
that's so cool
you're so cool
Yoongi
I'm really not.
Jeongguk
well 
you're kind of a loser yeah
Yoongi
You switched sides so fast.
You didn't even try to argue back once.
Jeongguk
it is what it is ok

November 27, 9:34am

Jeongguk
school sucks
Yoongi
Amen.

1:34pm

Jeongguk
do you like lamb?
Yoongi
I love lamb.
Jeongguk
there's this amazing place
afghani food
so fucking good
they have the best lamb
wanna go???
Yoongi
Is this meant to be our romantic first date?
Jeongguk
mhm
what's more romantic than a food coma?
Yoongi
Red meat.
Jeongguk
exactly
k going to my soccer game
and then they wanna party after.
talk to you tmrw ok
Yoongi
:)
Jeongguk
You just emoticon'd
you meme'd once and now you've emoticon'd
I can't believe this
Yoongi
Stop turning nouns into verbs.
Jeongguk
don't yoongi this for me
Yoongi
Nice.

November 28, 1:34am

Jeongguk
we won!!!!!!!!!
Yoongi
Congratulations!
I'm proud of you.
Jeongguk
I'm SO HYYPE
kinda drunk now
we went out to drink
I scored one of the two goals
Yoongi
Good for you.
Jeongguk
say that without the period
it sounds super sarcastic like that
Yoongi
good for you!!!!
Jeongguk
thank you
miss you
Yoongi
Be safe, okay?
Jeongguk
I will
little oreo
Yoongi
Oh boy.

[2:12am] Voice call from Jeongguk - 18 minutes

5:31pm

Jeongguk
so
hi
Yoongi
Hi, there
Jeongguk
I don't remember what I said when I called you
but tae says I made a huge fool out of myself
Yoongi
You didn't.
You were the same level of fool you always are.
Jeongguk
ok good
I should sleep for like
hours and hours
Yoongi
Please do so.

November 29,  1:34am

Jeongguk
I have a question
it's kind of sexual
Yoongi
Go for it
Jeongguk
have you ever jerked off while thinking about me?
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
oh
Yoongi
Does that make you uncomfortable?
Jeongguk
no no
I jerk it to you all the time
Yoongi
That's fantastic news.
Jeongguk
what do you think about?
specifically
Yoongi
Ah...
This, I don't know if I could text.
Jeongguk
is it that explicit
Yoongi
Tell me what you think about.
Jeongguk
right now?
Yoongi
Yes.
In fact, call me.
Jeongguk
uh
are you sure?
Yoongi
Yeah.

[2:12am] Voice call from Jeongguk - 52 minutes

Jeongguk
:)
Yoongi
You're really good at that shit.
Jeongguk
thank you
[img]
Yoongi
Very fucking cute.
Jeongguk
I bet you kissed your phone lol
Yoongi
I did not
Jeongguk
kiss your phone
Yoongi
No.
Jeongguk
do it
Yoongi
Fine.
Jeongguk
did u do it???
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
hahahahhahahahahaha you loser

1:56pm

Jeongguk
I just realized I'm seeing you tomorrow
oh my fuckicng god
holy shit
that's so soon
i didn't even realize
Yoongi
Is that a bad thing?
Jeongguk
no
it's a GREAT thing
I'm just nervous
I should get a haircut
Yoongi
You have nothing to be nervous about.
I have a lot I want to apologize for in person.
Jeongguk
no.
i don't want you to apologize about anything okay?
we already discussed it
that's over
we're together now
we're dating
you're my boyfriend 
we're not digging that stuff up again
okay?
Yoongi
Okay.

9:23pm

Yoongi
Where did you want to meet?
Jeongguk
outside the studio?
no wait
outside the building
I wanna see you outside first lol
Yoongi
Why?
Jeongguk
I don't know
Yoongi
You trying to reenact a romance movie?
Jeongguk
WHAT ABOUT IT
Yoongi
Nothing.
Okay, we can meet outside the music building.
What time?
Jeongguk
2pm?
Yoongi
Okay
Jeongguk
I'm nervous
Yoongi
Don't be.
That'll make me nervous.
Jeongguk
I'm actually sweating SO MUCH
it's weird
i'll send you a pic of my pits
Yoongi
You really don't need to do that.
I believe you.
Jeongguk
[img]
Yoongi
Lovely!

November 30, 1:23

Jeongguk
I can't fall asleep
Yoongi
Me neither.

2:34am

Jeongguk
what if you think I'm ugly in person
Yoongi
You won't be ugly to me, trust me.
Jeongguk
you sure?
Yoongi
I'm certain.

3:45am

Jeongguk
you awake?
Yoongi
No.
Jeongguk
kk

4:12am

Jeongguk
wait a second
Yoongi
Sleep.

10:28am

Jeongguk
so
I know we were supposed to meet at 2pm
no rush
I'm already here tho
Yoongi
Jesus Christ.
I'll come now.
Jeongguk
no seriously
take your time
I drank like 4 cokes
I might go into cardiac arrest
Yoongi
Be there in 20.
Jeongguk
ok

10:50am

Yoongi
I'm here.
I don't see you though.
Jeongguk
I'm wearing a big black hoodie
holding a huge folder with all my sheet paper in it
I'm sitting on the bench next to the fountain
there are a bunch of pigeons in front of it
i'm not feeding them though
they're just like chillin here with me for some reason
Yoongi
I see you.
Jeongguk
you do?

November 31, 3:35am

Jeongguk
yoongs
Yoongi
Hi, Cooky
Jeongguk 
are you home?
Yoongi
Yeah, I just key'd in.
Jeongguk
call me

[3:39am] Voice call from Yoongi - 104 minutes

Jeongguk
ok I know we said good night already but
in conclusion :
I want more lamb
and more you
Yoongi
I love lamb.
You're not bad either, I guess.
Jeongguk
I love you
Yoongi
I love you too

 

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