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August 05, 3:23am

Jeongguk
hey :)
Rose
Who is this?
Jeongguk
lol
jeongguk
this is rose right?
we met at hoseoks…
Rose
I’m not Rose, no.
And I don’t know who Hoseoks is.
Jeongguk
we kissed... 
Rose
Ah, I see what this is.
Jeongguk
so you remember
Rose
No. I’m not Rose.
Jeongguk
but you just said you know what this is…
Rose
I meant I understand the situation.
Jeongguk
what situation? I’m so confused
Rose
Clearly.
Jeongguk
aw man
I must have saved her number wrong
Rose
That’s an optimistic way to think about it.
Jeongguk
she really liked me too…
Rose
Are you certain about that?
Jeongguk
lol what do you mean?!
are you saying you think she gave me a fake number??
Rose
I’m not saying anything.
Jeongguk
are you a bot?
you sound like a bot
Rose
Why’s that?
Jeongguk
You are speaking in a fashion that wuld imply you are a bot. Like this.
*would
lol
oops
Rose
Nearly had it.
Jeongguk
so who are you then?
Rose
Why does that matter? 
I’m not who you were looking for.
Jeongguk
I know 
I’m just curious
Rose
Well, I wish you luck with your future flirting endeavors.
Jeongguk
I’m not bad at flirting ok
I just don’t do it often
Rose
Have a good night.
Jeongguk
lol bye…

August 05, 1:20pm

Jeongguk
are you a girl?
Not Rose
Why are you still messaging me?
Jeongguk
lol
I’m bored
so are you?
Not Rose
I don’t think that’s relevant.
Jeongguk
you sound really uptight
Not Rose
Yet here you are. Again.
Jeongguk
I’m gonna guess you’re a dude
Not Rose
That’s a completely normal and unoffensive line of guess-work.
Jeongguk
are you being sarcastic??
Not Rose
Why, of course not!
Jeongguk
was that actually offensive?
Not Rose
I’m not your sociology teacher.
Jeongguk
you’re so weird…
Not Rose
And yet.
Jeongguk
right right and yet I’m still here bla bla
ok so what would be a better way to ask?

5:24pm

Jeongguk
so I did some googling.
what are your pronouns??
Not Rose
I can’t believe this.
Jeongguk
I’m a fast learner
Not Rose
I mean I can’t believe you’re fucking back.
Jeongguk
hey you’re responding to me!
Not Rose
Because I’m genuinely concerned. 
Jeongguk
my pronouns are he and him
Not Rose
That’s fantastic, I’m happy for you.
Jeongguk
lol
your area code is the same as mine so we’re in the same region
Not Rose
Why are you messaging me?
Jeongguk
why are you messaging back?

August 06, 11:04am

Jeongguk:
hey 
sorry
I didn’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable 
tbh I just think you’re kinda interesting
the way u talk I mean
you’re so proper haha
I’ll leave you alone
just wanted to apologize
I mean about the gender thing
and about harassing u or w.e
ok lol bye

2:34pm

Not Rose
He/Him
Jeongguk
oh hey
what?
Not Rose
My pronouns.
Jeongguk
cool
how old are you?
Not Rose
Baby steps.
Jeongguk
ok lol
I’m 20
Not Rose
I don’t know how I’m meant to respond to that
Jeongguk
well with your own age.
but I didn't think you would lol
[img
Not Rose
What is that?
Jeongguk
open it!
Not Rose
I’m okay.
Jeongguk
it’s not a pic of my dick don’t worry
Not Rose
I wasn’t assuming it was but thanks for putting that image in my head.
Jeongguk
hey 
my dick is pretty nice actually
Not Rose
That's wonderful news.
Jeongguk
:)

August 07, 2:08am

Jeongguk
do you ever start thinking about weird shit right before bed
and then it just ends up keeping u up the whole night? 
Not Rose
Yes.
You mentioned your dick and now I have insomnia. 
Jeongguk
oh you're up 
you really can't stop thinking about my dick huh
Not Rose
You seem like the type of guy who would send unsolicited dick pics. 
Jeongguk
I'm not 
I mean I wouldn't 
that's gross 
Not Rose
Very noble. 
Jeongguk
do u go to school? 
I mean if u don't mind me asking 
Not Rose
College. 
Third year.
Jeongguk
that's the first direct answer I got
we'll be friends in no time
Not Rose
I'm guessing you don't have many friends. 
Jeongguk
well
Not Rose
I was kidding. I'm sorry.
Jeongguk
sorry? 
about what? 
Not Rose
Ah, nevermind. 
Jeongguk
it's not that I dotn have friends 
*dont
I have a lot actually
I just have trouble keeping them lol 
and I don't really like most of them haha
Not Rose
That's fair. 
What were you thinking about at 2am? 
Jeongguk
just stuff
kind of embarrassing I guess 
personal stuff 
[img]
Not Rose
Hah.
Jeongguk
that coulda been a naughty pic ;)
Not Rose
I took the risk. 
Jeongguk
because you were hoping it was a naughty pic
Not Rose
Whatever helps you fall asleep tonight. 
Jeongguk
that'll help! 

August 08, 12:40pm 

Jeongguk
I know u want to be mysterious or w.e
but can you at least tell me a name
doesn't have to be your real name 
Not Rose
What do you currently have me saved under?
Jeongguk
lol
'Not Rose' 
Not Rose
Yoongi 
Jeongguk
thank god lol 
Not Rose 
You're planning on really saving me as a contact on your phone? 
Jeongguk
yeah 
is that ok?
Not Rose
You'll save it regardless of what I say. 
Jeongguk
haha
[img]
Yoongi 
I would rather the dick pic. 
Jeongguk
you're obsessed with my dick tbh 

August 12, 5:19pm

Jeongguk
hi yoongi
Yoongi 
Hello 
Jeongguk
I bet you're curious where I was for 3 days
Yoongi 
I'm not, but I'm willing to bet you'll tell me anyway. 
Jeongguk
haha you're an asshole
I had a soccer game 
in another city 
Yoongi 
Sounds exciting. 
Did you win?
Jeongguk
nope!
do u play any sports? 
Yoongi 
Does vigorous typing count? 
Jeongguk
lmao
nah
Yoongi  
I don't play any sports. 
Jeongguk
what do u do btw? 
like what r u all about
Yoongi 
Both very vague questions... 
Are you asking what my interests are? 
Jeongguk
yeah I guess
like what do u do at school and stuff 
Yoongi 
I'm studying composition and music production. 
Jeongguk
woah for real?! 
that's so cool 
I'm jealous
I've always wanted to go to a music school 
I love to sing 
I love anything to do with music actually
Yoongi 
Why didn't you? 
Jeongguk
they didn't accept me
Yoongi 
You can try again, can't you? 
Jeongguk
I guess so but eh
Yoongi 
I got rejected from a few schools. 
Which ones were you interested in?
Jeongguk
I don't really wanna talk about it 
Yoongi 
Okay.

11:42pm

Jeongguk
hey sorry I was so short 
Yoongi 
I think you and I have different definitions of what short means. 
Jeongguk
lol
it was just a topic that makes me really sad I guess 
it's part of the reason I was up at 2am
Yoongi 
I understand. 
Do you have anyone you can talk to? 
Jeongguk
I have a few friends but we don't really talk about that kind of stuff
mostly just shoot shit together 
party
they'd probably make fun of me
Yoongi 
Maybe you need new friends. 
Jeongguk
yeah... 

August 13, 2:23am

Yoongi 
Jeongguk.
Jeongguk
hi yoongs
Yoongi 
Yoongs...
Jeongguk
yeah
Yoongi
Right.
Well.
If you're ever upset, you can tell me. 
If you can't tell your friends
I'm willing to listen. 
Jeongguk
are u drunk? 
Yoongi 
Don't make me regret this. 
Jeongguk
sorry 
that's real nice of u yoongi 
you're a nice guy 
I sensed it when I first messaged u
Yoongi 
You thought I was a girl you were going to have sex with when you first messaged me. 
Jeongguk
she was nice too
Yoongi
Is that why she gave you a fake number?
Jeongguk
lmfao we don't KNOW that she did that
god that's so embarrassing
I wasn't even being pushy
Yoongi
I'm sure you were being very courteous.
Did you promise her a dick pic?
Jeongguk
she wouldn't be able to handle my dick's glory through just a pic
she'd need goggles
Yoongi
I'm sure there's a cream for that.
Jeongguk
lol

August 14, 7:34pm

Jeongguk
have you ever sent a dick pic to a girl?
Yoongi
No, I've never sent a dick pic to a girl.
Jeongguk
oh
ohhhhh
have you ever sent a dick pic to a guy?
or wait WAIT
have you ever sent a dick pic to a PERSON
like in general
regardless of gender
Yoongi
Just fucking stop.
Jeongguk
I don't wanna offend you!
Yoongi
I'm not offended. 
It's just a stupid question.
Jeongguk
lol...right
how do you ask about someone's sexuality in a polite way?
Yoongi
You don't.
Jeongguk
lol
but we're kind of friends now aren't we?
I'm just curious
I'm bi
I've had sex with way more girls than guys though
but that's because I hate most guys I meet
Yoongi
Why are you telling me this?
I didn't ask.
Jeongguk
idk just sharing
damn you're in a bad mood today lol
I'll leave you alone 
Yoongi
Good riddance.

August 15,  3:12pm

Yoongi
I'm sorry I was being snappy with you the other day.
You were right, I was in a bad mood.
You didn't deserve to be on the receiving end
especially while you were opening up about your sexuality.
Jeongguk
hey
that's okay :)
Yoongi
On that same topic -
I'm gay.
Jeongguk
oh cool
Yoongi
Is it?
Is it really cool?
Jeongguk
haha I guess so
so I guess you weren't kidding about preferring the dick pic 
Yoongi
If I truly wanted a dick pic, there are plenty of resources on the internet I could use to find one.
Jeongguk
yeah hit me up whenever I'll help you out
Yoongi
So benevolent.
Jeongguk
I don't know what that means but thank you

10:21pm

Jeongguk
btw why were you in a bad mood??
I mean if you wanna talk about it
Yoongi
I have to prepare a bunch of stuff over the summer.
I've been having some trouble with people I need to work with.
Jeongguk
oh that's rough
I completely understand
you said you do music production right?
any cool beats you wanna share??
Yoongi
I don't know if my own beats are cool.
And not really.
Jeongguk
aw come on
my birthday's 2 weeks from now
september 1
it'd be a cool gift
Yoongi
That could very well be a lie.
Jeongguk
[img]
Yoongi
What's that?
Jeongguk
It's a screenshot of my friends discussing where we should go for my birthday
note the mention of 'jk's birthday' a few times...
proof.
Yoongi
You should work for WikiLeaks.
Jeongguk
I don' t know what that is but thank you

August 16, 3:03am

Jeongguk
how did you come out to your friends??
Yoongi
I didn't. 
Most of my friends met me when I was seeing someone.
So it was obvious to them, I guess.
Jeongguk
only my best friend taehyung knows
well he's kind of my best friend
Yoongi
Kind of?
Jeongguk
lol
we fight a lot
but he's always there for me
he's more like a brother I guess
he's bi too
leaning more towards gay
Yoongi
Are you planning on coming out to the rest?
Jeongguk
I met someone recently that i think I kinda like
Yoongi
Rose?
Jeongguk
no
a guy
he asked me out and I wanna say yes
but I think my friends are gonna question it a lot
and act surprised or whatever
Yoongi
Ah.
Jeongguk
ah...is that like
a sound or
Yoongi
Do you like this guy?
Jeongguk
idk tbh
he's attractive
but I've never really dated dated a guy
Yoongi
Dated dated.
Jeongguk
yeah
like
dated for real
Yoongi
As opposed to just the one date which would imply the whole thing is just a joke.
Jeongguk
lol
idk how to explain it
Yoongi
If you like him, you should date date him.
Jeongguk
wwe'll see!
are you seeing anyone?
Yoongi
No.
Jeongguk
i used to think the period you put after everything meant you were mad
but I think it's just part of you being you
Yoongi
No, you were right with the first hypothesis.
I'm very mad.
Jeongguk
D:
Yoongi
Never speak to me again.
Jeongguk
kk
do you have tons of friends btw?
you don't seem like someone who has a lot of friends
no offense
Yoongi
Please tell me how you could have possibly meant that in a way that wasn't offensive.
I'm not offended, but I'd love to hear your response.
Jeongguk
just like that
see, you're not offended
I said no offense bc I knew you wouldn't be offended
I'm a psycic
Yoongi
A powerful psycic, yeah.
Jeongguk
:)
Yoongi
I don't have hoards of friends, no
but I like the amount I have and they're good people.
Jeongguk
do they go to school with you?
Yoongi
Most of them, yeah.
Jeongguk
that's awesome

2:32pm

Jeongguk
picking classes is like picking between ways to die
Yoongi
Very poetic, are you doing that right now?
Jeongguk
mhm
Yoongi
What program are you in?
You sounded uncomfortable talking about school earlier.
You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
Jeongguk
oh that's ok
I'm just uncomfortable because I know when I graduate I'm not gonna want to do it for a living
Yoongi
Most of us can't do what we really want.
Jeongguk
thanks for the wisdom yoongi
Yoongi
That doesn't mean you can't do what you want.
You could do what you don't necessarily like while trying for what you like.
Jeongguk
I'm in drafting
which is cool I guess
but I really don't think it's what I can see myself doing forever
even as a career
Yoongi
That's a really interesting field.
You want to sing, right?
Jeongguk
yeah but I told u earlier they didn't accept me so
lol that boat sailed
Yoongi
I'd go on about how that boat didn't sail but you were upset last time so I won't do it again.
Jeongguk
haha
I still really wanna hear some of your work
it'd really like......
help with my mindset and stuff
Yoongi
Clever.
Jeongguk
I have a 2.6 gpa
Yoongi
Could be worse.
Jeongguk
barely

August 17, 1:23pm

Jeongguk
so I said yes to the date
I think I'm gonna throw up
Yoongi
Why?
You said you're attracted to him, you'll be fine.
Jeongguk
nah I'm like
not the best in social situations
I'm so nervous
Yoongi
You're not?
You seem like a really sociable guy.
Jeongguk
lol...
it's easy over text isn't it
but irl is another story
I seem sociable??
Yoongi
Well, yeah. You seemed intent on starting conversations with me.
Even though I suggested I wasn't interested.
Jeongguk
cuz I was like...kinda anonymous 
like how people can leave troll comments on the internet
and not feel bad about it
also when I start to get to know someone I'm way more sociable
Yoongi
That's fair. I'm like that too, generally.
Jeongguk
are you still not interested???
Yoongi
In what?
Jeongguk
in talking to me?
Yoongi
I think you're an interesting guy.
Jeongguk
that's........kinda vague but k
Yoongi
I enjoy talking to you.
Jeongguk
aw ilu man
Yoongi
Oh God.
Jeongguk
my bro. my dude!
Yoongi
I'm leaving.

August 18, 7:00pm

Jeongguk
about to go on the date.
wish me luck
wtf do I do with my hands?
do I put it on his shoulder?
I think I'm gonna be sick
maybe I should cancel
he'd never forgive me
what if I give myself food poisoning
and go to the hospital and then like....
send him photos of my wristband
so I have proof
I have a month old chicken sandwich in my fridge
no you're right I'm being ridiculous
I got this it's fine I'm fine
Yoongi
Jesus fucking Christ.
Are you okay?
Jeongguk
no
Yoongi
Deep breaths.

August 19, 3:12pm

Jeongguk
well.
the date went fine
Yoongi
That's great, I'm happy for you.
Jeongguk
really?
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic ever
Yoongi
Why would I be sarcastic about being happy for you after you enjoyed yourself?
Do you think I'm some sort of sociopath?
Jeongguk
i mean....
Yoongi
For fuck's sake.
Jeongguk
we're not dating tho
we decided to just see each other
for now
Yoongi
Do you want to date him?
Jeongguk
I kind of mostly want to have sex with him
Yoongi
Does he know that?
Jeongguk
yeah
i mean I think that's what he wants too
it was a good date but like
idk if we both want to actually do the whole movies and dinner thing
we were gonna go back to his place but his roommate had people over
and my apartment is a fucking mess right now
so..........
Yoongi
No sex, then.
Jeongguk
no sex 
hes probably devasted
Yoongi
I bet.

August 20, 4:04pm

Jeongguk
are you a top?
Yoongi
Hey, Jeongguk.
Jeongguk
lol
Yoongi
Yeah I'm having a pretty good day, how about you?
Jeongguk
oh come on
Yoongi
Why on earth would you even start with that?
Am I a 'top'?
Jeongguk
yeah like
do you stick it in or do you get it stuck
Yoongi
This just keeps getting worse.
Jeongguk
you kinda strike me as a top
I mean you talk like someone who tops
Yoongi
Out of my own sick, sick curiosity, pray tell -
How does one 'talk like someone who tops'?
Jeongguk
you just seem kind of like dominant or w.e
and I don't know what you look like so.
Yoongi
I don't even know where to start.
Jeongguk
I'm vers
but since I haven't been with a lot of guys I prefer to top 
cus it's easier.
so what is it?
Yoongi
Typically I wouldn't feel comfortable answering this.
But since I'd really like to prove you wrong:
I prefer to bottom.
Depends on who I'm with, though.
Jeongguk
woah really??
Yoongi
Do people tell you you talk like someone who both tops and bottoms, Jeongguk?
Jeongguk
how could someone talk like that?
Yoongi
Yeah, how can someone talk like what they prefer to do during sex?
You seem like the expert in this.
Jeongguk
you're making fun of me right now
Yoongi
I'm trying to show you through ridicule how stupid your association was.
Jeongguk
jesus! I'm sorry I said it ok I didn't mean anything evil by it
it was just an observation
point taken
Yoongi
You're a fascinating guy.
Jeongguk
[img]

August 22, 2:08am

Jeongguk
hey I was wondering
Yoongi
Yes?
Jeongguk
welllll
we've known each other for a while right? like 20 days ish
Yoongi
Where is this going?
Jeongguk
well I'm curious....
aren't you curious???
Yoongi
About what? 
You already asked me about how I like having sex.
I can't imagine what you're thinking of that requires this kind of bush beating.
Jeongguk
lol I do like beating bush
Yoongi
I'm leaving.
Jeongguk
wait
I meant like
I'm curious what you look like
Yoongi
Why?
Jeongguk
idk I have this image in my head
I wanna see if it's correct
Yoongi
You've fantasized about how I look.
Jeongguk
yeah
not in a creepy way
Yoongi
Sounds pretty creepy to me, Jeongguk.
Jeongguk
lmao
you don't care at all??
like you're not even a little crious what I look like?
*curious
Yoongi
No, I can't say that I am.
Jeongguk
hahaha ok well I'm curious
if you send a pic I'll send you one of me
Yoongi
I'm good.
Jeongguk
I imagine you like...
really mean looking
really tall
lke 6'2 or smth
Yoongi
Extremely accurate.
Especially the height.
Jeongguk
I'm really good at reading people
Yoongi
You really are.
A 6'2 top. Very accurate.
Jeongguk
but you said you weren't a top......
Yoongi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
Jeongguk
hahhahaha
Yoongi
I see you as some sort of gnome.
Or a zany comic book villain.
Jeongguk
........
Yoongi
Wild, colorful hair. Beams shooting out of your eyes.
Jeongguk
[img]
Yoongi
Oh.
Jeongguk
what does that mean
Yoongi
I was very close.
Jeongguk
lol fuck u man
Yoongi
You respond quickly to provocation.
Jeongguk
I don't know what that means but thank you
Yoongi
It wasn't a...
You know what, nevermind.

August 23, 1:04pm

Jeongguk
so I did some research
and I think I know what college you go to
Yoongi
Very normal, sane behavior.
Jeongguk
well u don't tell me much so
a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Yoongi
Stalking. Excellent advice.
Jeongguk
thank u
so I'm guessing you go to Dong-Ah Institute of Media and Arts
cuz your area code is the same as mine
and the only other art institute in the same area code doesn't have music production
if this is true
then you're actually only a an hour an a half drive away from where I live
which is WILD
can you imagine
girl gives me a fake number
I mean
I save her number wrong***
and it ends up being someone who lives super close to me
Yoongi
Wow, you really researched this.
Jeongguk
am I right?
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
omg that's amazing!!!
Yoongi
What college do you go to?
Jeongguk
Chung-Ang
Yoongi
Thank you.
Jeongguk
why?
Yoongi
I can mail you a restraining order.
Jeongguk
hahhahaha
you say that
but you really like me
probably
Yoongi
You sound unsure even when you're trying to gloat.
Jeongguk
I told you i'm a nervous person

August 24, 1:23am

Yoongi
Do you play any instruments?
Jeongguk
no
been trying to teach myself piano for a while
but I haven't had much time
this summer would have worked but I've been super unmotivated
how about you?
Yoongi
Piano, mainly.
I can dabble with lots of instruments, though.
Jeongguk
oh that's cool
Yoongi
You can learn in small intervals, even on an online piano.
Jeongguk
I guess so

August 26th, 7:16pm

Yoongi
Hey.
Jeongguk
hi
Yoongi
Are you okay?
Jeongguk
i'm fine
I've just been thinking about school a lot
and it makes me feel like shit
Yoongi
What aspect of it?
Jeongguk
I'm going into second year which makes me nervous
because it means I'll be done soon
and then I have to look for a job
and then I won't be happy with it
Yoongi
How do you know?
Jeongguk
because i know myself
and I told you I don't want to do drafting as a career
Yoongi
You can always try again.
To get into a music school, or even just do music on the side.
It could take off and you could end up doing it for a living.
You never know.
Jeongguk
yeah my parents will love that suggestion
that's fucking genius
Yoongi
I'm just saying you're upset about something you can try and fix.
Jeongguk
you don't think I've tried?
Yoongi
Well,
I think you tried once and it made you feel like you weren't good enough to try again.
Jeongguk
fuck you
Yoongi
I'm not trying to be an asshole, I'm trying to help you.
Jeongguk
you're really bad at being helpful
Yoongi
Well, tell me what I'm wrong about and I'll try and reiterate.
Jeongguk
just because you're doing what you like
and it worked out for you
doesn't give u the right to act like you know me or what I did in my life so far
you don't know fucking anything about me
Yoongi
Alright, I'm sorry I fucking tried.
Jesus.

August 28th, 11:52am

Jeongguk
hey
Yoongi
Hi.
Jeongguk
how are u?
Yoongi
Good.
Jeongguk
did you finish the track you were working on?
Yoongi
No.
Jeongguk
ok
good luck
Yoongi
Thanks.

August 29th, 3:54am

Jeongguk
I'm sorry
about snapping like that.
It was really immature
you were just trying to be helpful.
I guess I'm not used to people being upfront with me
I have to get used to it
you're a good friend to me
I like you a lot
I know I haven't known you for that long 
but I respect you so much
I look up to you I guess
and it hurt to hear you say that stuff
because I believe what you say
and you said I didn't try
and it just made me feel like shit
which wasn't fair to you
I ask you lots of questions and you don't get angry with me
you come across mean but you're actually really patient
I appreciate that.
I'll try to be better

August 30th, 4:22pm

Yoongi
You deserve an apology too.
You're right, I shouldn't have just assumed things about what you've done.
Especially if it's a subject you're sensitive about.
A wise man once said 'The first to apologize is the bravest', so good for you.
Jeongguk
oh my god
did you just quote that pic I sent u a long time ago
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
you just sort of meme'd
Yoongi
Your apology was really sweet.
Jeongguk
I thought you never wanted to talk to me again
wait
did you just call me sweet?
Yoongi
Your APOLOGY was really sweet.
Jeongguk
so me by extention
Yoongi
Fine, if it helps with your psyche.
Jeongguk
it does
Yoongi
You respect me?
Jeongguk
yeah
Yoongi
Why?
Jeongguk
I don't know
you sound like you have your shit together
Yoongi
I don't. But that's kind.
Jeongguk
:)

August 31th, 2:23pm

Jeongguk
so
it's my birthday tmrw
Yoongi
Yup, you've told me.
Jeongguk
I was thinking.....
my friends and I are gonna have drinks
hang out a bit
if you're interested
you should come down
Yoongi
That's okay.
Jeongguk
why not??
Yoongi
I don't feel comfortable.
Jeongguk
oh
like
meeting me?
Yoongi
The context, mainly.
Jeongguk
what if you and I met?
like...somewhere down the line
Yoongi
I don't know.
Jeongguk
do you think I'm a murderer?
Yoongi
I don't think you're be capable of murdering another human being.
Jeongguk
you haven't seen me get in a physical fight
Yoongi
All great things to tell someone who's hesitant about meeting.
Jeongguk
ok well
you don't have to come on the 1st
but it'd be cool to meet you some time
we don't have to talk about it if you don't want to

September 1, 3:05pm

Yoongi
https://soundcloud.com/augustd_/sets/Chain+Steel+Ga...
Jeongguk
woah.
woah.
WOW.
WOW HOLY SHIT
holy SHIT
Yoongi
Is everything okay?
Jeongguk
no it's not
thi sis fucking amazing yoongi
you're like
this is god tier
this is really really GOOD WOW
damn...I'm like
kind of aroused
by this whole set?
is that weird??
Yoongi
Hahaha
Jeongguk
idt I've ever seen you type hahaha before
Yoongi
I felt stupid typing it.
Jeongguk
this is a great birthday gift thanks
wiooowwww
Yoongi
Have fun tonight. Be careful.
Jeongguk
I'm never careful yoongs
Yoongi
Great attitude.

September 2, 1:45am

Jeongguk
yongi
yoonig
its my tbuthday
Yoongi
Oh this is just fucking great.
I should have known you're a drunk texter.
Jeongguk
Uruguay 
Yoongi
What?
Jeongguk
urgayy
Yoongi
I am indeed gay, yes.
I hate to ask this because I'm annoyed,
but are you okay? Are you with people you trust?
Jeongguk
idont turst anyohne
[voice_message1.mp3]
Yoongi
Who is that?
Jeongguk
im snging happy bithdya to myselff
Yoongi
Was that really your voice singing?
Jeongguk
youre sftupid yongis
if u wanwt a dickpci jsut ast me ok
uyore so talentersd
Jeongguk
Be safe.

2:25am

Jeongguk
hey Yoongi
Yoongi
Hi
Jeongguk
i'm sorry i was sooo drunk
i'm better now
;3
Yoongi
That's excellent.
Jeongguk
i'm glad we got to talking
you're really cool
super smart too
Yoongi
Thank you, that's very kind.
Jeongguk
if u ever want to meet up to
u know... ;P
Yoongi
To what?
Jeongguk
i'm SUPER attracted to you
Yoongi
Ah, that's good to know.
Jeongguk
are u attracted to me?
Yoongi
Yes, absolutely.
Jeongguk
yeah? cuz I'd definitely love to fuck you
Yoongi
I'd love to get fucked by you.
Jeongguk
great
i want to push you against a wall
Yoongi
Oh yeah? What else?
Jeongguk
yeah
i wanna lift you up
slam my cock into you over and over
until you're screaming my name
Yoongi
That sounds really hot, I'd love that.
Can't wait.
Jeongguk
glad we're on the same page!
Yoongi
So, does Jeongguk know you have his phone?
Jeongguk
how did you know this wasn't him? :33333333
Yoongi
Just a shot in the dark.
Jeongguk
he's fine
he's sleeping :)
Yoongi
Are you sure?
Jeongguk
[img]
Yoongi
Put him in a better position. He's on his face, that's dangerous.
Turn him over onto his side.
Jeongguk
kk stud

12:31pm

Yoongi
Hey.
Are you okay?

2:45pm

Yoongi
I'm getting worried.
Please let me know if you're okay.

6:21pm

Jeongguk
Yoongi
Yoongi
Jesus Christ, you scared the shit out of me.
Jeongguk
I'm so fucking sorry...
my phone died
I puked on it accidentally
Yoongi
You threw up on your phone.
Jeongguk
yeah
and I was drunk so I washed it
Yoongi
You washed your phone.
Jeongguk
and then I had to put it in rice and like
somehow it started working again
but it took a while
Yoongi
How do you throw up on your fucking phone?
Of all places around you, you aim your vomit at your phone?
Jeongguk
I was holding it
i was actually gonna text you
because I just woke up and I reached for my phone
and then I felt it coming up
like a tidal wave
and I couldn't react fast enough
Yoongi
Happy birthday.
Jeongguk
you were really worried huh
Yoongi
The last I saw of you was a blurry photo of your back lying face down on a bed.
Jeongguk
wait
what?
how?
Yoongi
Scroll up.

6:40pm

Jeongguk
what
the
FUCK
Yoongi
You've got some truly incredible friends.
Jeongguk
that's so fucked up
I'm so sorry
god
wow
eughhhh I'm so sorry
Yoongi
Relax, it was fine.
Was that Taehyung?
Jeongguk
nah tae would never do thst lol
that*
well he might
but not to uh that extent
which btw jesus christ
you really played along
Yoongi
I have a surprisingly high threshold for dumbfucks.
That's why I'm still talking to you.
Jeongguk
wow lol
still
you really went for it......it was weird
Yoongi
Why?
Jeongguk
I just........idk
I don't see you as someone who would sext
even as a joke
Yoongi
Do you see me as some sort of microbe?
Jeongguk
do you?
Yoongi
Do I what?
Jeongguk
are you a sexter
Yoongi
Stop saying 'sext' and 'sexter' like it's some sort of political affiliation.
Yes, I don't have a problem sending suggestive texts.
Jeongguk
are you fully grammatical while you're sending them
Yoongi
...
Jeongguk
are you like
I can not wait until I squeeze my hard genitals betwixt your lips.
Yoongi
I'm mostly just surprised you know what betwixt means.
Jeongguk
admit it you laughed
Yoongi
I didn't laugh, no.
Jeongguk
you smiled
Yoongi
Very slight, barely there.
Jeongguk
I'll take it

September 3, 2:45pm

Jeongguk
hell starts in a week
i'm on campus
waiting to get my student id
[img]
Yoongi
I had just started to focus on something else.
And you've reminded me.
Jeongguk
eughhhhh my classes are so fucked
I've been listening to your stuff tho
on your soundcloud
while I've been picking classes so
it helps haha
Yoongi
That reminds me.
You sent an audio message of someone singing happy birthday.
Was that you?
Jeongguk
oh god........
oh god I saw that and I was too scared to click it.
yup. 
Yoongi
You have a really great voice.
Jeongguk
...
you think so?
Yoongi
Yes.
Jeongguk
like actually?
Yoongi
Yeah.
I'd like to hear more.
Jeongguk
i'm way too embarrassed
Yoongi
You've sent me so many vile, unsolicited questions,
yet this is what you're embarrassed about.
Jeongguk
hahahahhahaha
it's different
because it's something I feel strongly about
Yoongi
Can you read music?
Jeongguk
yeah
Yoongi
If I sent you notes and lyrics with background music, would you be able to sing it?
Jeongguk
....yeah...why?
Yoongi
Trxt_Tell.pdf
CoreSample.mp3
Jeongguk
wait for real?
Yoongi
Yes. For real.
If you really don't want to, you don't have to.
But it'd be nice if you did.
Jeongguk
um 
ok I'll do it
but it'll probably suck.
Yoongi
I doubt that.
Jeongguk
so like
is this a collab
are we officially collabing
Yoongi
I'm mostly just asking for a sample.
Jeongguk
what do I get in return
Yoongi
What a clever little capitalist.
Jeongguk
hahahaha
Yoongi
[img]
Jeongguk
who is that?
Yoongi
Me.
Jeongguk
oh
woah
you're so pale
Yoongi
I am indeed pale.
Jeongguk
and you don't look 6'2
you look pretty skinny too
oh you have piercings 
Yoongi
Are you quite finished?
Jeongguk
kind of
not what I was expecting
but sort of?
like half half
that's not you right now though is it?
Yoongi
No. Right now I'm lying in bed and I look like a pile of shit.
Jeongguk
I'd rather see that
it'd be more accurate
Yoongi
[img]
You asked for it.
Jeongguk
you look really good there actually
are you sure you're not a catfish
Yoongi
Will you send me the sample or not?
Jeongguk
kk
I'll try and record something nice
eventually
Yoongi
Good.

September 4, 1:21am

Jeongguk
I'm about to get super gay right now
but
I'm happy rose gave me a fake number
Yoongi
So you're finally admitting she was trying avoid you.
Jeongguk
[img]

4:52am

Yoongi
You're right, that's really gay.
But I'm happy too.