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Why the Administrator is Not Allowed to Interact with Foundation Staff

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FROM: admin@intranet.foundation.net

TO: Site-19 (GROUP)

SUBJECT: Bring your Daughter to Work Day


You guys,


I've discussed this with the higher ups (Well, not really, just me), and we've decided to cancel "Bring your Daughter to Work Day" for the foreseeable future. I know this was a good way of showing your kids a part of your life they typically don't get to see, mostly because of the concerns of amnestics usage on children, but I think we've all proven today that this is no longer a benefit. It's distracting to everyone. I, for one, have hardly been able to get any work done in the past few hours that I've been tied up and shoved in some sub-dimensional portal.

Maybe in the future, we can all come together and set some ground rules for "Bring your Daughter to Work Day," to make sure nobody gets used as a hostage. Especially when thirteen unidentified individuals do not even bother paying a ransom or mounting a rescue mission.

Thanks for your help in advance, have a wonderful rest of your day!



Sincerely,

The Administrator

 

FROM: admin@intranet.foundation.net

TO: Site-19 (GROUP)

SUBJECT: Bring your Daughter to Work Day is CANCELLED, guys!


You guys,


In case this wasn't clear, I need you all to remove your daughters from the facility. Please.

Sincerely,

The Administrator

 

FROM: admin@intranet.foundation.net

TO: Site-19 (GROUP); cogears@intranet.foundation.net

SUBJECT: gears i didnt want to single you out but its kind of an issue when your daughter starts talking about taking fingers


Gears,

 

please help

 

Sincerely,

The Administrator

 

FROM: [VERIFIED OVERSEER ACCOUNT]

TO: Site-19 (GROUP)

SUBJECT: [URGENT] Comply With the Instructions Within

 

Site-19 Team,


This morning's incident has been resolved. Please report to the nearest medical station for amnestics, and allow site IT personnel to wipe your computers and email accounts.


V/R,

O5-[VERIFIED OVERSEER CODE NUMBER]

 

FROM: o5-1@intranet.foundation.net

TO: admin@intranet.foundation.net

SUBJECT: Professionalism in the Workplace

 

Administrator,


Was that really necessary!?


V/R,

O5-1

 

FROM: admin@intranet.foundation.net

TO: O5-1@intranet.foundation.net

SUBJECT: Re:Professionalism in the Workplace

 

███,


weell, it's not like you guys were doing anything.


Sincerely,

The Administrator

 

FROM: O5-1@intranet.foundation.net

TO: admin@intranet.foundation.net

SUBJECT: Re:Re:Professionalism in the Workplace

 

Administrator,


1. Don't use my name. It's O5-1, it's right there in your email header and in my signature.

 

2. You're not supposed to exist. There's only a few agents on Alpha-1 cleared to know about you, and they were preoccupied with the keter-level containment breach at Site-███. "LS" clearly wasn't going to kill you until her demands were met (And, in fact, calling Dr. Gears over to you would likely expedite your death, since you would have outlived your usefulness), whereas SCP-███ was causing severe casualties.

 

3. You wouldn't have gotten captured if you followed procedure and stayed in the bunker while the Serpent's Hand was attacking Site-19. Why were you even there? The rules never explicitly state for you to stay away from the SCPs, but since our council isn't permitted to interact with them, that kind of implies you shouldn't, either.

 

4. You escaped on your own anyways. In fact, I'm 80% sure you escaped before sending out those emails.


V/R,

O5-1

 

FROM: O5-1@intranet.foundation.net

TO: admin@intranet.foundation.net

SUBJECT: Re:Re:Re:Professionalism in the Workplace

 

O5-1,

 

With Love,

█████