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The ships that Kuroko ships (Kuroko's matchmaking skills)

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Kuroko: What do you call a seme on a table?

Kuroko: A tabletop

Kise: Umm,Kuroko-cchi are you okay???

Momoi: Tetsu-kun daijobu?

Aomine: tetsu tf

Murasakibara: kurochin ru okay

Midorima: Type properly-nodayo

Midorima: And what's wrong kuroko?

Takao: O00hh Shin-chan is worried

Akashi: I am indeed quite curious.

Akashi: Tetsuya you are acting a bit...out of character today

Furihata:A-Are you ok-okay Ku-kuroko-kun?

Kagami: So like kuroko is doing the gap moe thing?

Takao: Did everyone just ignore me

Himuro: Don't go bringing anime references that easily,taiga

Kagami: yeah shit you right bro

Takao: fuck you guys im out

Takao: ...

Takao: No support..no "dont go takao!"

Midorima: Shut up,Takao

Takao:ADDAFAGAHBSN SHIN-CHAN I LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE ROUGH

Kagami: I'm just gonna ignore that

Aomine: lol bakagami s being a smartgami

Kagami: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE AHO

Murasakibara: this is why captain-chin left us

Kise: Murasakibara-cchi is right!!!

Kise: I think..

Kise:WHAT IM SAYING IS!!!GUYS!!OUR LOVELY KUROKOCCHI IS ACTING WEIRD!!!

Himuro: Omg Kise said something relevant

Kise: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Takao:Ok guys,relax all we have to do is solve this problem

Momoi: Right!

Takao: Shin-chan cockblocks himself,and i dont know what to do

Momoi:I SWEAR TO GOD

Momoi:YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON IM A LESBIAN

Aomine:Chill out there miss thisty for riko's "balls"

Kagami:Why would you say that

Aomine:oh "balls" means small titty bazoongas

Murasakibara:murochin help

Himuro:Right.Okay!Kuroko has been replaced with one of taiga's oc

Himuro:This is Kuroko meme!au! in which kuroko does some "naughty" things to taiga

Kagami:TATSUYSAISWAERYOGOD

Akashi:I suggest that all of you stop talking before you become compost for my gardener's plants

Akashi:Also Daiki,calm your lover

Furihata:S-sei..U-um should i sh-shut up t-too?

Akashi:Ofcourse not Kouki,you are an angel and WE are all blessed by your pressence.

Furihata:S-sei!S-stop th-that..Cause we both know you're the b-best one h-here

Aomine:someone is getting laid tonight

Akashi:...

Akashi:Daiki,look outside your window.

Aomine:HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND DO YOU PHOTOS OF TAIGA IN A MAID DRESS GIVE THEM TO ME DUDE

Akashi:For your information,i am currently burning them

Aomine:NSHSHISJI I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY

Midorima: Anyways.

Kise:Back to Kuroko-cchi!!!

Kagami:Right.Kuroko are you okay?

Kuroko:Oh i am great kagami-kun

Kuroko:Just as great as aomine-kun when he is watching you bend over to fetch a waterbottle

Kuroko:You know,after practise,

Kuroko:All sweaty and panting..amiright aomine-kun

Takao:Since when is this a 90's porno

Aomine:IS IT BULLY AOMINE DAY AJYSAGJS

Momoi:Ignoring daichan's idioticness

Kise:Agreed Momo-cchi!

Murasakibara:kurochin became a perv

Himuro: Don't say that Atsushi!

Himuro: I'm sure kuroko-kun is just...having a hard time

Kuroko:As hard as Murasakibara-kun when you sexily lick a snack saying AND I QUOTE

Kuroko:"I love your umaiubo the most Atsushi!It's so good"

Murasakibara:KUROCHINITHOUGHTWEWEWEREFRIENDSSDHURHFJK

Himuro:// // i amda-dwOkahuae3u

Takao:Wow

Midorima:That escalated quickly

Takao: IKNEW IT SHINCHAN LIKES MEMES SHINCHAN MARRY ME ALREADY

Midorima: i was just stating my opinion and then you had to ruin it

Kuroko:Oh, excuse me midorima-kun but don't you mean

Kuroko:"You just had to be thirsty for my dick again"

Takao: I feel threatened by a fucking blueberry

Midorima:KUROKOKEJD

Takao:Aaandd Shin-chan broke

Akashi:You all need to take things calmly

Furihata:S-Sei is r-right!

Kuroko:Oh well fuck you akashi-kun but when you throw kouki on your private plane "calmly" to punish him

Kuroko:I don't complain

Furihata:K-kurokokunpleasenoo

Akashi:Kurokoa;;s I mean TeTsuya you akw

----Akashi--left the chatroom----

Midorima:Now that that's done-

Akashi:Wait,i'm taking my lovely wife with me

Furihata:w-wait s-sei

----Akashi--Furihata--left the chatroom----

Himuro:OMG HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE

Kagami:This just comin in

Kagami:Satan with a yellow contact just stuttered

Kuroko:No,no kagami-kun

Kuroko:You can't just say suggestive things like "this just comin in" around aomine-kun

Kuroko:Who knows when you'll be groped by those sexy tanned hands

Kuroko:Right..Kagami-kun?

Kagami:Im out goodnight

Aomine:BAKAGAMI DONT LEAVE ME WITH AN ANGRY BONER HELP

----Aomine--Kagami--left the chatroom----

Kuroko:I bet 1000 yen they fucked

Kuroko:Anyone?

Takao:I'm still processing

Kuroko:Oh i get it

Kuroko:You are still at the part where i said about midorima-kun's "carrot"

Takao:gwyduBYE IM GONNA GO EAT AND DIE

Kuroko: I would suggest watching some rip vine compilations and trying to deepthroat a broccoli before you ask midorima-kun out

Takao: KSIAS I WILL ACtually go do that thanks dude

----Takao--left the chatroom----

Midorima:Now that my troublemaker is gone will proceed-

Himuro:im back after dying but are we really gonna ignore the fact that midorima just called takao-kun "his"

Midorima:OK NOT DOING THIS AGAIN BUE I WASNEVERHERE

--Midorima--left the chatroom----

Kuroko:I just developed many positive feelings towards Himuro-san

Himuro:J-Just n-now

Kise:You guys are so mean-ssu!!

Kuroko:I'm not sure that's the correct term to use since that's the word you use when kasamatsu-san hits you

Kuroko:And im'sure that something really.."private" happens between you two when you say that

Kise:KUROKOCCHI I LOVED YOU

Kuroko:Well,love ages just like kisekasa fanfics

Kise:KUROKOCCHIAN SHWKIND IAM GOANA CRY

----Kise--left the chatroom----

Momoi:I have the most wow face i have ever made

Kuroko:Oh no sweetie

Kuroko:Don't lie

Kuroko:When you were teasing coach about her breast size,it was pretty noticably obvious that you were the one flustered

Momoi: I refuse to be called out like this

Himuro:That's right momoi-san!

Himuro:The only way to defeat kuroko is to stay togeth-

Momoi:so im gonna leaveBYE

----Momoi--left the chatroom----

Murasakibara:murochin what happened

Himuro:Sh-she's gone

Kuroko:Just like your heterosexuality and murasakibara-kun's only aknowledge of women after day 1 at yosen?

Murasakibara:KuR0ChIN HiNEri CHuBUSio

Kuroko:Just like you "crush" your sweet "murochin" after your senpais get to close to him?

Murasakibara:kurOCHINNNNNNNNNNDSJHAGYEDIUOIPO0W9EUIOH

Himuro:Atsushi!Don't give in!We can do this if we try!

Kuroko:Well your tries at being better than kagami-kun failed sooo..

Kuroko:waIT NO IM SOR-

Himuro:Wow you went there

Kuroko:IM SO SORRY I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A DIRTY JOKE HER BUT

----Himuro--left the chatroom----

Murasakibara:You

Murasakibara:Hurt

Murasakibara:My Muro-chin

Kuroko:Yeah i did but..

Kuroko:Who's gonna take care of making sure he's all satisfied and confident(and maybe full of something white and sticky)?

Murasakibara:I will hurt you physically

Kuroko:This purple giant ^

Murasakibara:wait

Murasakibara:oh

Murasakibara:// // thanks kurochin

----Murasakibara--left the chatroom----

Kuroko:oooff now wasn't all this matchmaking tiring?

Kuroko:im alone aren't i?

Kuroko:ok ill just..bye

----Kuroko--left the chatroom----