Kuroko: What do you call a seme on a table?
Kuroko: A tabletop
Kise: Umm,Kuroko-cchi are you okay???
Momoi: Tetsu-kun daijobu?
Aomine: tetsu tf
Murasakibara: kurochin ru okay
Midorima: Type properly-nodayo
Midorima: And what's wrong kuroko?
Takao: O00hh Shin-chan is worried
Akashi: I am indeed quite curious.
Akashi: Tetsuya you are acting a bit...out of character today
Furihata:A-Are you ok-okay Ku-kuroko-kun?
Kagami: So like kuroko is doing the gap moe thing?
Takao: Did everyone just ignore me
Himuro: Don't go bringing anime references that easily,taiga
Kagami: yeah shit you right bro
Takao: fuck you guys im out
Takao: No support..no "dont go takao!"
Midorima: Shut up,Takao
Takao:ADDAFAGAHBSN SHIN-CHAN I LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE ROUGH
Kagami: I'm just gonna ignore that
Aomine: lol bakagami s being a smartgami
Kagami: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE AHO
Murasakibara: this is why captain-chin left us
Kise: Murasakibara-cchi is right!!!
Kise: I think..
Kise:WHAT IM SAYING IS!!!GUYS!!OUR LOVELY KUROKOCCHI IS ACTING WEIRD!!!
Himuro: Omg Kise said something relevant
Kise: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Takao:Ok guys,relax all we have to do is solve this problem
Takao: Shin-chan cockblocks himself,and i dont know what to do
Momoi:I SWEAR TO GOD
Momoi:YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON IM A LESBIAN
Aomine:Chill out there miss thisty for riko's "balls"
Kagami:Why would you say that
Aomine:oh "balls" means small titty bazoongas
Himuro:Right.Okay!Kuroko has been replaced with one of taiga's oc
Himuro:This is Kuroko meme!au! in which kuroko does some "naughty" things to taiga
Akashi:I suggest that all of you stop talking before you become compost for my gardener's plants
Akashi:Also Daiki,calm your lover
Furihata:S-sei..U-um should i sh-shut up t-too?
Akashi:Ofcourse not Kouki,you are an angel and WE are all blessed by your pressence.
Furihata:S-sei!S-stop th-that..Cause we both know you're the b-best one h-here
Aomine:someone is getting laid tonight
Akashi:Daiki,look outside your window.
Aomine:HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND DO YOU PHOTOS OF TAIGA IN A MAID DRESS GIVE THEM TO ME DUDE
Akashi:For your information,i am currently burning them
Aomine:NSHSHISJI I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY
Kise:Back to Kuroko-cchi!!!
Kagami:Right.Kuroko are you okay?
Kuroko:Oh i am great kagami-kun
Kuroko:Just as great as aomine-kun when he is watching you bend over to fetch a waterbottle
Kuroko:You know,after practise,
Kuroko:All sweaty and panting..amiright aomine-kun
Takao:Since when is this a 90's porno
Aomine:IS IT BULLY AOMINE DAY AJYSAGJS
Momoi:Ignoring daichan's idioticness
Murasakibara:kurochin became a perv
Himuro: Don't say that Atsushi!
Himuro: I'm sure kuroko-kun is just...having a hard time
Kuroko:As hard as Murasakibara-kun when you sexily lick a snack saying AND I QUOTE
Kuroko:"I love your umaiubo the most Atsushi!It's so good"
Himuro:// // i amda-dwOkahuae3u
Midorima:That escalated quickly
Takao: IKNEW IT SHINCHAN LIKES MEMES SHINCHAN MARRY ME ALREADY
Midorima: i was just stating my opinion and then you had to ruin it
Kuroko:Oh, excuse me midorima-kun but don't you mean
Kuroko:"You just had to be thirsty for my dick again"
Takao: I feel threatened by a fucking blueberry
Takao:Aaandd Shin-chan broke
Akashi:You all need to take things calmly
Furihata:S-Sei is r-right!
Kuroko:Oh well fuck you akashi-kun but when you throw kouki on your private plane "calmly" to punish him
Kuroko:I don't complain
Akashi:Kurokoa;;s I mean TeTsuya you akw
----Akashi--left the chatroom----
Midorima:Now that that's done-
Akashi:Wait,i'm taking my lovely wife with me
----Akashi--Furihata--left the chatroom----
Himuro:OMG HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE
Kagami:This just comin in
Kagami:Satan with a yellow contact just stuttered
Kuroko:You can't just say suggestive things like "this just comin in" around aomine-kun
Kuroko:Who knows when you'll be groped by those sexy tanned hands
Kagami:Im out goodnight
Aomine:BAKAGAMI DONT LEAVE ME WITH AN ANGRY BONER HELP
----Aomine--Kagami--left the chatroom----
Kuroko:I bet 1000 yen they fucked
Takao:I'm still processing
Kuroko:Oh i get it
Kuroko:You are still at the part where i said about midorima-kun's "carrot"
Takao:gwyduBYE IM GONNA GO EAT AND DIE
Kuroko: I would suggest watching some rip vine compilations and trying to deepthroat a broccoli before you ask midorima-kun out
Takao: KSIAS I WILL ACtually go do that thanks dude
----Takao--left the chatroom----
Midorima:Now that my troublemaker is gone will proceed-
Himuro:im back after dying but are we really gonna ignore the fact that midorima just called takao-kun "his"
Midorima:OK NOT DOING THIS AGAIN BUE I WASNEVERHERE
--Midorima--left the chatroom----
Kuroko:I just developed many positive feelings towards Himuro-san
Kise:You guys are so mean-ssu!!
Kuroko:I'm not sure that's the correct term to use since that's the word you use when kasamatsu-san hits you
Kuroko:And im'sure that something really.."private" happens between you two when you say that
Kise:KUROKOCCHI I LOVED YOU
Kuroko:Well,love ages just like kisekasa fanfics
Kise:KUROKOCCHIAN SHWKIND IAM GOANA CRY
----Kise--left the chatroom----
Momoi:I have the most wow face i have ever made
Kuroko:Oh no sweetie
Kuroko:When you were teasing coach about her breast size,it was pretty noticably obvious that you were the one flustered
Momoi: I refuse to be called out like this
Himuro:That's right momoi-san!
Himuro:The only way to defeat kuroko is to stay togeth-
Momoi:so im gonna leaveBYE
----Momoi--left the chatroom----
Murasakibara:murochin what happened
Kuroko:Just like your heterosexuality and murasakibara-kun's only aknowledge of women after day 1 at yosen?
Murasakibara:KuR0ChIN HiNEri CHuBUSio
Kuroko:Just like you "crush" your sweet "murochin" after your senpais get to close to him?
Himuro:Atsushi!Don't give in!We can do this if we try!
Kuroko:Well your tries at being better than kagami-kun failed sooo..
Kuroko:waIT NO IM SOR-
Himuro:Wow you went there
Kuroko:IM SO SORRY I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A DIRTY JOKE HER BUT
----Himuro--left the chatroom----
Kuroko:Yeah i did but..
Kuroko:Who's gonna take care of making sure he's all satisfied and confident(and maybe full of something white and sticky)?
Murasakibara:I will hurt you physically
Kuroko:This purple giant ^
Murasakibara:// // thanks kurochin
----Murasakibara--left the chatroom----
Kuroko:oooff now wasn't all this matchmaking tiring?
Kuroko:im alone aren't i?
Kuroko:ok ill just..bye
----Kuroko--left the chatroom----