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The atmosphere is strained when Shiro enters the bridge.

Coran, Hunk and Pidge are nowhere to be seen. Allura is piloting the castle, looking slightly annoyed, Lance by her side with a smug smirk in place.

Keith is leaning against the wall, armes crossed and a look of slight contempt on his face, so Shiro turns to him for an explanation.

“What happened?” he asks, a little concerned.

Keith scowls. “Lance.”

Shiro frowns, confused. “What'd he do?”

Keith gives a deep resigned sigh. “He asked Allura if her name was Allura because...” his expression turns pained, “she was so alluring.”