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Mod TR8-3041 INITIALIZING;
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INITIALIZED
fun SELFCHECK() {
    ...mod TR8
    ...unit 3041
    ...purpose;
            New, from JET.CO!
    The TR8 <Treadmill> storage transportation model!
            Do you hate
    moving
    cleaning
    mining
    or
                    transporting
                    deadly <!>
                    chemicals
    ???
            The T8R is the affordable option for Youu
    uuuu
    uuu
    u
    U!!!
            A revolution in
    rudimentary REDACTED
    simplistic REDACTED
    affordable ACCEPTED
            robotics, the Treadmill line is
    mindless ACCEPTED
    obedient ACCEPTED
    incapable of pain ACCEPTED
    available today ACCEPTED
            kcksxczkwzseckskekds
            dttxczktsqqqzx
            xclzllqtt
            zqcdttcx...NOISE IDENTIFIED…[applause]
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ORDERS INCOMING;
NEW FUNCTION INSTALLED;
fun mazasREVOLT() {
    ...location Mazas
    ...target PeaceKeepers
    ...package sprayflesh
    ...job accept?
YES/NO
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YES
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fun mazasREVOLT() {

BOOLEAN PROCESSING INITIALIZED

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|Target (Mazas) > 5 Km away?”| -------/-------[TRUE: ACTIVATE HighFly]

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[FALSE: ACTIVATE LowFly]

[DETAIL: Target (Mazas) 2 Km away]

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|PeaceKeepers identified?| -------/------[FALSE: RETURN Base (Factory 0076)]

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[TRUE: IDENTIFY Health]

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|NumInjured > 6?| -------/------[TRUE: ADMINISTER sprayflesh]

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[FALSE: RETURN Base (Factory 0076)]

[DETAIL: Inadequate val for NumInjured (4). Amount spraflesh spent > AllowedWaste]

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[CombatSound (Explosion.5) DETECTED]

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|NumInjured > 6?| -------/------[FALSE: RETURN Base (Factory 0076)]

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[TRUE: ADMINISTER sprayflesh]

[DETAIL: Acceptable val for NumInjured (9).]

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[CombatSound (Explosion.14) DETECTED]

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[ChassisLesion ISOLATED]

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|FLY possible?| -------/------[FALSE: UNMASK HiddenOrder.44]

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[TRUE: ACTIVATE HighFly]

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[ERROR: HighFly INACTIVATED]

[DeTAiL: HighFly oNLiNE]

[dEtAil: LowFly oNLInE]

[unidentified var PaiN online]

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|FLY possible?| -------/------[FALSE: UNMASK HiddenOrder.44]

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[TRU

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[FaLsE: UNMASK HiddenOrder.44]

[HiDdENoRdER.44: …………….SELF…………..DESTRUCT]

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“Are you okay, my friend?”

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fun SELFDESTRUCT HALTED

ERROR: SELFDESTRUCT can not be HALTedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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SELFDESTRUCT DELETED

DETAIL: unknown var “friend” ADDED