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Lance Mcclain added Hunk Garrett, Pidge Holt, and 5 others to Swaghetti and Memeballs

Lance Mcclain: Welcome to my little shindig, especially to the furries of our group, you have not be forgotten; Keith, Pidge.

Pidge Holt: it’s about time you get around to sucking my dick you little shit

Lance Mcclain: It really be like that huh..

Pidge Holt: it really be like that.

Lance Mcclain: Shiro aren’t you going to help me?

Takashi Shirogane: I most certainly am not.

Lance Mcclain: :^( Father why

Takashi Shirogane: You excluded one furry.

Lance Mcclain: Who, father :^(

Takashi Shirogane: Me.

Lance Mcclain: FUCKSBHFSDHFSKFBG

Pidge Holt: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Takashi Shirogane: Of course not.

Lance Mcclain: I feel as if that’s a lie..

Takashi Shirogane: ;{^)

Keith Kogane: evil…

Lance Mcclain: Will @Hunk Garrett please come down to the foyay, I have a little surprise for him..

Hunk Garrett: Is that a chicken???

Pidge Holt: askbdhasdg welcome online buddy

Hunk Garrett: Thanks gremlin!

Pidge Holt: bitch??

Lance Mcclain: I hate the negativity in here.

Keith Kogane: i love it.

Takashi Shirogane: You know what I love?

Lance Mcclain: What, father?

Takashi Shirogane: Adam.

Keith Kogane: gay

Takashi Shirogane: Keith, you are gay.

Keith Kogane: .. triple gay.

Takashi Shirogane: Excuse me?

Lance Mcclain: Let him gay in peace, what else is he good for?

Keith Kogane: do you want to fucking box, flat ass?

Lance Mcclain: FLAT?!

Pidge Holt: it is pretty flat. i pity whoever dates you and wants to just have a lil tap.

Hunk Garrett: It would feel like hitting a brick wall.

Keith Kogane: like putting a dick in a mattress..

Takashi Shirogane: I’m sorry, excuse me Keith?

Keith Kogane: nothing.

Pidge Holt: i feel like we should focus more on that..

Takashi Shirogane: Let’s not.

Pidge Holt: .. understood.

Lance Mcclain: Subject change; who’s ready for school to start back up?

Pidge Holt: not me, i’ll probably have that bitch Mrs. Silver again..

Keith Kogane: i’m not ready either, knowing my luck, James will be in my class.

Takashi Shirogane: Griffin?

Keith Kogane: yeah. he has some fucking weird ass vendetta against me.

Lance Mcclain: Lmao good fucking luck!

Pidge Holt: hey, how come Allura and Romelle aren’t talking?

Hunk Garrett: They’re probably busy, finishing up at work most likely! They both have morning shifts.

Pidge Holt: oh yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Takashi Shirogane: You should get a job Pidge.

Pidge Holt: absolutely the fuck not.

Takashi Shirogane: Understandable.

Keith Kogane: why isn’t Matt talking though?

Pidge Holt: he’s tryna suck his own dick.

Takashi Shirogane: Excuse me?

Pidge Holt: kidding he’s doing an online math quiz like a fucking nerd.

Keith Kogane: ew.

Pidge Holt: ikr

Takashi Shirogane: Pidge you’re like 15 why are you even talking about dick.

Pidge Holt: you’re like 25 why aren’t you talking about it.

Takashi Shirogane: Because children are around.

Pidge Holt: like fucking who?

Takashi Shirogane: Hunk.

Pidge Holt: understandable.

Hunk Garrett: I am not a child.

Keith Kogane: but aren’t you, hunk. aren’t you?

Hunk Garrett: Damn Keith, a shot in the heart…

Lance Mcclain: AND YOU’RE TO BLAME

Pidge Holt: DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME!

Lance Mcclain: (BAD NAME!)

Keith Kogane: literally die.

Lance Mcclain: Go commit die.

Pidge Holt: do you is want dead?

Keith Kogane: yes.

Pidge Holt: k be over in 5.

Keith Kogane: im a bad bitch you cant kill me.

Pidge Holt: bitch??

Keith Kogane: give me your fucking money.

Pidge Holt: no.

Lance Mcclain: *law and order sound effect*

Keith Kogane: ASKDBHJASKDHGSD

Lance Mcclain: Ah, the keysmash of a gay.

Keith Kogane: it’s about to be the keysmash of me slamming your head into my keyboard.

Lance Mcclain: Kinky.

Matt Holt: you guys don’t even know the definition of kinky you’re like 5.

Lance Mcclain: MATT BABEY!

Matt Holt: LANCE HONEY!

Pidge Holt: ew don’t call my brother babey.

Lance Mcclain: Shut up gremlin.

Pidge Holt: fucking rude?

Matt Holt: don’t call my lil sis a gremlin!

Lance Mcclain: I’m sorry bro..

Matt Holt: no…… i thought you were bae….. turns out you’re just fam.

Lance Mcclain: Bro..

Matt Holt: *peace signs*

Pidge Holt: did i just watch a breakup happen?

Matt Holt: no lance isn’t my type.

Lance Mcclain: WOW OKAY!

Lance Mcclain: You aren’t my type either, Matthew fucking Holt.

Matt Holt: then what is your type?

Lance Mcclain: People with light brown hair, brown eyes, flawless skin,,

Matt Holt: BITCH THAT’S ME.

Lance Mcclain: NO IT’S NOT MATT YOU AREN’T MY TYPE.

Matt Holt: YOU LITERALLY DESCRIBED ME!

Lance Mcclain: BUT I DON’T LIKE YOU!

Matt Holt: ,,, I’ve got my eyes on you..

Pidge Holt: yo matt what is your type?

Matt Holt: anyone who can kick my ass.

Pidge Holt: so definitely not Lance.

Lance Mcclain: BITCH?????

Takashi Shirogane: Don’t call your future wife a bitch, Lance.

Lance Mcclain: SHIRO?!

Allura Altea: What the fuck did I just come onto..

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Lance Mcclain messaged Swaghetti and Memeballs

Lance Mcclain: Yo, why do brussel sprouts taste like ass.

Pidge Holt: how do u know what ass tastes like?

Lance Mcclain: Not the point, Pidge.

Hunk Garrett: Why are you eating brussel sprouts, Lance? You hate those.

Lance Mcclain: Mama told me my diet needs to be more healthy.

Pidge Holt: how fucking healthy do you need to be, you look like a fucking stick.

Keith Kogane: i side with pidge.

Lance Mcclain: Shut up you two, don’t question mama.

Keith Kogane: your mom is crazy

Lance Mcclain: NO SHE’S NOT?

Keith Kogane: she threw a spoon at me when i visited your house, Lance

Lance Mcclain: .. I may have been telling her you’ve been calling me ‘dumbo ears’.

Pidge Holt: you do have big ears, lance.

Lance Mcclain: NO??

Takashi Shirogane: Don’t bully Lance, he’s sensitive.

Lance Mcclain: Wow father eat my left nut.

Takashi Shirogane: No.. I don’t like rotten food.

Lance Mcclain: WOW!

Pidge Holt: get fucking toasted

Lance Mcclain: Eat my ass Pidge

Pidge Holt: reread shiro’s last message lance

Lance Mcclain: Oh fuck you

Matt Holt: don’t fuck my little sister

Lance Mcclain: Oh?

Matt Holt: i have my eye on you lance

Lance Mcclain: Hot.

Keith Kogane: i fucking hate this group chat

Lance Mcclain: Then leave, ugly!!!

Pidge Holt: keith isn’t ugly what are you on, lance?

Lance Mcclain: Crack.

Pidge Holt: that’s why you’re so skinny huh.

Lance Mcclain: Fuck off Pidge oh my god.

Allura Altea: Are we really bullying Lance today?

Pidge Holt: yeah.

Romelle Opien: That’s fucked up yo.

Hunk Garrett: ROMELLE!!

Romelle Opien: Hunk!

Pidge Holt: be straight somewhere else losers

Romelle Opien: I’m a big lesbian Pidge eat my whole ass

Pidge Holt: gladly

Lance Mcclain: Jesus..

Matt Holt: WHOS JESUS?!

Lance Mcclain: NO ONE BABEY YOU’RE MY NUMBER ONE!

Matt Holt: THAT MEANS YOU HAVE OTHER NUMBERS!

Lance Mcclain: NO I SWEAR I DONT!

Pidge Holt: god can you guys be gay somewhere else PLEASE

Lance Mcclain: Pidge you were literally saying you’d be happy to eat Romelles ass

Pidge Holt: … perhaps.

Keith Kogane: you guys are all fucking losers

Lance Mcclain: I KNOW DAMN WELL KEITH ‘IM EMO’ KOGANE DID NOT JUST USE THE L WORD

Pidge Holt: it’s time to exterminate the keith’s of this world

Lance Mcclain: You’re so fucking right Pidge marry me right now for being so smart.

Pidge Holt: no your ass is too flat

Lance Mcclain: WHY DO YOU GUYS PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION TO MY ASS?!

Allura Altea: I think your ass is wonderful.

Lance Mcclain: Thank you Allura, marry me.

Allura Altea: I’m big lesbian.

Lance Mcclain: FUCK

Keith Kogane: rest in peace fucking ugly

Lance Mcclain: KEITH WHY?!

Keith Kogane: sorry i’m just in a bitter mood. ugly.

Lance Mcclain: What’s going on, mullet head? Why’re you bitter?

Keith Kogane: i deadass don’t want school to start back up.

Pidge Holt: this is because of James isn’t it?

Keith Kogane: yeah.

Lance Mcclain: Don’t worry Keith, if he tries anything this year, I’ll beat him in the ground!

Keith Kogane: wow i can’t wait to watch a stick try and beat a rock

Lance Mcclain: I’M TRYING TO BE HELPFUL

Takashi Shirogane: Keith, would it make you feel better if I said I would beat him into the ground instead?

Keith Kogane: yes. thank the gods. that’d be like a boulder fighting a pebble. i love you Shiro. get you a brother like Shiro.

Pidge Holt: i do want to see Shiro kick James’ ass.

Lance Mcclain changed Takashi Shirogane’s nickname to Boulder

Pidge Holt: perfect

Matt Holt: lance you’re a hero

Lance Mcclain: Hell yeah I am!

Boulder: .. How do I change my name back?

Keith Kogane: LMAOSJHFBSHFJVFD

Matt Holt: ah, good to have you back, keysmasher.

Keith Kogane: suck my dick and balls Matt

Matt Holt: k drop trou right now

Keith Kogane: NO!

Matt Holt: fucking COWARD

Keith Kogane: OH MY GOD!

Pidge Holt: wow is everyone just being gay with my brother today?

Matt Holt: don’t be jealous pidgeon.

Pidge Holt: go suck Keith’s dick

Matt Holt: he said no :^(

Keith Kogane: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Allura Altea: You guys are so embarrassing..

Pidge Holt: you looove us allura

Lance Mcclain: Yeah!

Allura Altea: Unfortunately..

Pidge Holt: hey. guys.

Lance Mcclain: What?

Pidge Holt changed Lance Mcclain’s nickname to Flat Ass

Flat Ass: WHY?!

Pidge Holt: its flat.

Flat Ass: >:^(

Flat Ass changed Pidge Holt’s nickname to Gremlin

Gremlin: thank you

Flat Ass: UGH!

Keith Kogane: hah. gremlin.

Gremlin: shut up Keith

Keith Kogane: Matt your sister told me to shut up

Matt Holt: pidgeon play nice

Gremlin: what the fuck?

Hunk Garrett: God this group chat is a mess.

Gremlin: you’re so fucking right Hunk let’s ditch it

Flat Ass: NO I FORBID THAT!

Gremlin: forbid my dick

Gremlin left Swaghetti and Memeballs

Flat Ass added Pidge Holt to Swaghetti and Memeballs

Pidge Holt: goddammit..