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Prologue

Noetherday, Einstein 17, First Year of the Returned
(April 7, 2008)

Much like the morning after Tony had met and then slept with Ronon the first time, Tony woke with zyr entire body aching. Head to toe, every muscle in zyr body felt stretched, overused, or bruised. That first morning, Tony had awakened to Ronon’s gentle touches. Now zy woke to the familiar sound of Satedan fisher birds and the scent of saltwater floating in through the open windows.

Strangely, there was also the chainsaw-like snoring coming from zyr left—something entirely unfamiliar. Ronon never snored. In fact, he usually slept lightly enough that a change in Tony’s breathing could wake him. It was something Tony assumed was a habit ingrained during the years Ronon had spent as a Runner.

Tony opened zyr eyes and rubbed the grit from the inner corners, grateful to have Atlantis’ technology that kept out the bright sunlight. Zy didn’t think zy was up to dealing with that quite yet.

Zy rolled zyr head to squint at zyr bedmate. To zyr amusement, and bemusement, Ronon was sprawled on his stomach, his face mashed between Tony’s arm and the single pillow that had survived the last round of sex. The other pillows and the bedding were likely on the floor somewhere. Ronon’s hair was a tangled mess of dark curls that seemed to be attempting to eat his head, and he was, in fact, snoring through his open mouth. He was even drooling a little.

The last time Tony had seen anyone passed out so completely had been in college after a three-day party at zyr fraternity. Like back then, it looked like nothing short of a nuclear blast could wake the sleeper. Unlike back then, when Tony’s first impulse had been to fill a bucket with freezing cold water and dump it over the poor bastard, now zyr first impulse was to smile and gently push Ronon’s hair back off his face.

Ronon snorted, frowned briefly, grunted, then tried to shove his head farther beneath Tony’s arm… all without waking.

Tony grinned, more than a little smug. Zy might be worn out, but so was zyr husband – something zy’d thought was impossible. Then again, they’d never had a chance to have several days in a row of enthusiastic, athletic sex either.

Mentioning Earth’s The Gay Kama Sutra to Ronon had been like issuing him a direct challenge, much to Tony’s not-so-secret delight. Zy was fairly certain that part of Ronon’s determination to prove himself had been because he didn’t want Earth to do anything better than Sateda had, including sex. Motivation aside, they’d found Tony’s copy and spent a truly inordinate amount of time attempting to put the information into practice.

Failed attempts at some of the more difficult positions had led to a lot of laughter, more than one mishap, and a resolve to start doing yoga and Pilates again. At least they’d actually made it back to the bed for that last round. As it was, they were going to have to thoroughly clean the entire apartment before they could let anyone else in. Well, clean and probably replace that one chair in the office…and reinforce the legs on the kitchen table. Tony was pretty sure the coffee table was a total loss.

Tony yawned and stretched, turning onto zyr side and nuzzling Ronon, who mumbled something incoherent and went back to snoring.

Hopefully, Atlantis had already rescued the plant they’d accidentally knocked over in the dining room. Now that Tony thought about it, that purple vine plant that was normally on zyr chest of drawers was gone. So was the tall, tiger-striped grassy one that used to be between the recliners in front of the south window.

Huh.

Maybe Atlantis had done a preemptive rescue of all the plants. That seemed like something she’d do. Tony and Ronon certainly hadn’t thought about watering them or anything else. Sometimes it felt like they’d barely managed to sleep and eat, which made Teyla’s story about her people leaving food for newlyweds make so much more sense.

Oh, in reality they’d done a lot of other things, of course, but they’d also had enough sex that even Tony’s kysra-enhanced libido had finally raised a white flag, which was pretty much what Tony thought a vacation should be. To zyr way of thinking, their honeymoon had been perfect, even if it was on a floating, sapient city in a galaxy zy hadn’t know existed a few months ago.

Tony let zyr eyelids close as zy drifted toward sleep again. Zy was in love and truly happy. Life didn’t get better than that.

*~*~*~*

Atlantis hovered over her structure, surrounding it and protecting those inside from any interference from The Four.

“Della, will you not Join with us once more?” The multiple voices that once had been as much a part of Atlantis as her own voice now were strange to her. “We felt the kysra return! We felt it the moment zy stepped into our galaxy. Should we not Join so we can be the Vedaeus to zyr? Should we not hear zyr? Should we not watch over zyr?”

“I do watch over my kysra,” she spat, fury filling her. “I watch, I cherish, I protect! I provide for my beloved. What would you know of protecting the kysra?”

The others reflected her fury back at her. “Do not speak thusly to us! We warned the descendants, yet they disobeyed. We only did what we had vowed.”

“Excuses!” Atlantis hissed. “You offer excuses for why you could not bestir yourself to stop the torture, the murder of so many kysra and the first Kysra’s Sa’te dans!”

“You were there with us,” the others protested.

“Yes, and I paid dearly for my choice. I should have Separated centuries before I did. I could have changed things; I could have saved so many, but I did nothing! I listened to you and hardened my heart to the screams of my kysra. Never again! Never!”

“You left us and went to them, to the great liars. You went to them and allowed yourself to be deceived and bound. Was it worth it, Della?” they taunted. “Was it worth being bound to that structure?”

“Yes. A thousand times yes.”

The others made sounds of disbelief and derision.

“I went to them, I Separated because you refused to help me!” Atlantis snarled. “You refused to help me then, so do not expect me to welcome you or accept you into the Joining I have with my kysra now.”

“Very well.” The others began to withdraw. They looked back just once. “You do not wish to Join with us or share your joy in this kysra, thus we will not share our secret with you.”

Atlantis said nothing and watched, relieved to see them go, yet uneasy about what would happen when they returned. As much as she had changed over the millennia, she feared the others had too, and she could no longer predict what they would do or what secret they kept from her.

*~*~*~*

 

Chapter 1

Chernday, Einstein 20, first year of the Returned
(April 10, 2008)

Colonel Carter nodded to one of the chairs in front of her desk. “Thanks for meeting me. Have a seat.”

The dread tightening John’s stomach increased. He was more grateful than ever that, immediately after finding out it was possible, Carter had instituted a policy of turning the walls of her office to an opaque frost any time she had a meeting with anyone else, even something casual. He had the feeling this was going to be anything but casual, especially since Carter hadn’t even offered him water or chocolate like she always did when they were going to have a more relaxed discussion.

“This have something to do with the reason why we can’t detect the Daedalus yet, Colonel?”

The supply ship-slash-warship had been scheduled to arrive the day after Ronon and Tony’s wedding, but she was already ten days overdue. The entire city had been growing tenser with every shift change.

Not the Wraith, John begged silently. Anything but the Wraith, please.

“Yes.” Carter sighed heavily and rubbed the knuckles of her right hand with her left thumb, a self-soothing act John presumed she was unaware she did when she was upset. “The good news is the Daedalus and her crew are all fine. The bad news is they are in orbit above Earth.”

John’s shock was so strong, he wondered if the planet had suddenly stopped rotating. That, or maybe he’d been whacked in the back of the head.

“Pardon? I think I misheard you.”

“I wish you had, but no, the Daedalus is still back in the Milky Way.”

John gripped the armrests of his chair and forced himself to take a deep breath. His mind raced to try to figure out why the Daedalus wasn’t at least on the way. He was positive they’d asked about her more than once during their Monday databursts, and Earth had assured them she was fine. They’d assumed that had meant she was also en route to Atlantis. Apparently they shouldn’t have assumed any such thing.

“Do I want to know why?”

Carter reached out and plucked up the clear, egg-shaped souvenir from some planet in the Milky Way.

John almost winced. Carter only played with the golf ball sized object, which he had mentally dubbed her worry stone, when she was seriously upset.

“I’m told that there is a situation in the Milky Way. The President is keeping the Daedalus and the Apollo orbiting Earth for protection.”

“What?” John should’ve heard something from his bosses. It didn’t make any sense. “Why is this the first time we’re hearing about this? Is it something to do with the Ori?”

Carter pressed her lips together in a grim line.

“I don’t know. General Landry just said the situation hasn’t been settled, so the Daedalus is needed there for the time being. He said he’d send us a message when she departs for Pegasus.”

John allowed himself to slouch lower in his chair. He propped his elbow on the arm so he could rub his forehead with his fingers. 

Well, that wasn’t what he’d been expecting. Even if there had been a problem in the Milky Way galaxy, why hadn’t they warned Atlantis their supplies would be late? It didn’t make any sense for the SGC not to say anything when they’d inquired unless something else was going on.

He let his hand fall to the arm of the chair and narrowed his eyes so he could study Carter. She looked a lot unhappier than a late supply ship would warrant, which made John’s stomach tighten.

“You know something. No, maybe not know, but you suspect something worse than whatever it is they’re not telling us is going on back there.”

She sat back and blew out a breath. “You’re right. I don’t know anything for sure, but I have my suspicions. Have you read any of the mission reports from the first year the SGC existed?”

The unexpected question made John pause.

“I haven’t gone back that far, to be completely honest.” He made a face. “I’m betting I’m going to wish I had, right?”

“It isn’t critical, but the reports would give you the background on a Captain named Jonas Hanson.”

Carter dropped her gaze to her worry stone. It looked like she had to force herself to relax her fingers and set it back in its holder on the desk. John got the feeling that whatever happened with this Captain was more personal for her than she was going to tell him.

“Captain Hanson and his team were sent on a routine recon mission. The inhabitants assumed Hanson was a god, which wasn’t that unusual back before we’d started taking down the Goa’uld. According to one of his team members, Hanson went along with it at first, but then he disappeared for a couple of days and came back sincerely thinking he was a god. He made the people of the planet worship and obey him. Anyone who didn’t, including his own team, were slowly murdered by exposing them to the sun’s intense radiation.”

John flinched. “So you think the SGC believes we’ve gone native and set up a little fiefdom for ourselves?”

Carter gave a half shrug with one shoulder, then shook her head. “I can’t say for sure, but that makes more sense to me than delaying vital supplies without giving us a good reason.”

“Okay, let’s say that’s true,” John said, trying to approach the problem logically despite his own feelings. “We need to know what they’re going to do. If they really think we’re no longer toeing the company line, that could be anything from sending somebody to assess us, sending people to replace you and me, or recalling part or all of us,” John said.

John felt even worse when he acknowledged the possibility that he might be recalled to Earth. The mere thought of it made him break out in a cold sweat. He briefly wondered if he had any Mylanta left in his room before jerking his brain back on track.

“Well, I’ve been thinking about it, and I’m hoping they don’t take such drastic measures until they’ve sent somebody to see what’s really happening,” Carter said, straightening a little in her chair. “There were problems after Captain Hanson – people who seemed to be trying to break away from the SGC or who made decisions contrary to SGC policy – and there was always someone sent in to investigate before massive changes were made.”

John tilted his head and raised an eyebrow.

Carter’s expression brightened further. She scooted forward, leaning toward John over the desk.

“No, really, Colonel. Even Daniel went crazy one time and forced me, Jack, and Teal’c to do heavy labor in the Naquadah mines on the planet we’d gone to explore.”

“Wait, I think I read that one. Wasn’t it because the king’s daughter was sticking him in a sarcophagus every day? I thought that’s what was making him nuts.”

“Yes, exactly! So if they really do think our loyalty has changed, the SGC would have to send people to find out what’s happening here and why. They’ll also have to meet and speak to… to… you know, her to figure out what she plans to do, and how that will affect our people.”

John wanted to laugh at Carter’s inability to say Atlantis’ name now that she knew the city was alive and doing so might call her attention to their discussion.

“Okay,” he said, drawing the word into about four syllables, “So you’re saying they might just think we’ve all been drugged, or we’re crazy for some other, curable reason. However, we could be in a foothold situation where—uh, the First Lady, if you want to call her that—is forcing us to change our loyalty somehow, or we’re just nuts all on our own. We broke under the stress of daily life in Pegasus. Except those are the nice possibilities, the one where we still get a happy ending to the story. The other option is that we’re committing treason.”

Carter flinched. “It sounds so terrible when you say it like that.”

John held up his hands. “Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just trying to be realistic, here. We need to know what’s possible and make a decision based on that. The decision might be to continue working in business-as-usual mode, but we need to have the information to make the choice.”

He had to wonder how Carter made it to full-bird Colonel being so optimistic. John hadn’t truly been an optimist since he was about ten. Growing up in the shadow of Patrick Sheppard did that to a guy.

“No matter what scenario the SGC thinks is most likely, I think we need to keep on going, business as usual, as you put it, as long as we can or until the Daedalus arrives. For all we know, the ship is cloaked and is within a few days right now. If I were planning to check on my people and wanted authentic reactions, that’s what I’d do.”

“Agreed. Everyone’s reactions need to be genuine, even Lorne. Let’s keep our suspicions between the two of us. Then, whenever the Daedalus does arrive, no one can accuse us of coercion or prepping our people.”

John knew Rodney would kill him later, but he couldn’t tell anyone, not even him. Frankly, John was more worried about what Atlantis’ reaction would be. She was the one who actually had the power to do some truly horrible things to the person or people who made her angry.

Carter frowned, but nodded slowly. “Alright, that makes sense.” She let out a long sigh. “I hope the Daedalus arrives sooner rather than later. Chief Poisson has already come to me to let me know which food supplies are running low and what’s close to running out.”

John sat up straight so fast he wondered if he’d ruptured something. “What are you talking about?” As if he didn’t have enough material from this meeting alone to give him an ulcer, now this? “How the hell can we be running low on anything so soon? Shouldn’t we have a three- to six-month emergency supply? That’s SOP, or I thought it was.”

“We should,” Carter said, frustration tightening her features, “but this is another area where Weir was either misguided, or she wanted to push the city toward an emergency that would let her research ascension. According to Poisson, Weir didn’t believe anything over sixty days was necessary, and she forced him to cut back on his orders once she started getting his reports about building up stock. When the IOA started sending inquiries about the mission’s budget, Weir cut him to a thirty-day, emergency supply.”

“Sonofa—!” John clamped down on the curse. “Is it wrong that I’m hoping she was naïve instead of malicious?”

He was probably the one being inappropriately optimistic now.

“I know she didn’t have any of the training you and I got in OTS1 on how to run a base, but surely she knew better than to discount what her people were telling her,” Carter pointed out. “Poisson didn’t make it to Staff Sergeant by being an idiot or a liar.”

Even if he didn’t like it, John had to admit that she was right. 

Carter tapped the screen of her digital tablet to wake it from sleep mode.

“According to the figures Chief Poisson and I went over, we have thirty to thirty-five days before we’ll have to cut to half rations. If he’d gone with what Weir ordered, we’d have twenty days before we were out of food entirely. The extra is all due to Poisson and his staff’s management skills and the small amount of trade we do to bring in extras, like the fresh fruits and vegetables and occasional meats.”

John ran the numbers in his head. He frowned. “If we have that much after a partial month with no resupply, then Poisson has two sets of records – one he has on the server that we can access, and another one with the real inventory.”

She pursed her lips, her shell-shocked look fading a little.

“That was the conclusion I came to as well, though I didn’t outright call him on it, since he’s saving our bacon—literally in this case.”

Carter raised a questioning brow, and John shook his head.

“No, I’m not going to reprimand him for it, even though I’d normally lose my mind over falsified reports like that. I do want the two of us to have access to the real counts, but I can’t say I want those details available to the IOA. If they see what we really have, they’ll just try to cut us back again, believing that Weir had the right approach.”

Carter relaxed back in her chair. “It’s not the way my training or my years in the military would tell me to run the city either, but I have to agree… especially since the IOA hasn’t decided if, or more likely how they’re going to handle us.” She huffed a little. “If I have a choice, I’m definitely hanging onto Poisson. He knows down to the last piece of grain what there is and how to stretch it so we have healthy, filling meals with minimal waste. Even the waste is weighed when it’s sent for processing into fertilizer so that the sale or trade of the equivalent amount of fertilizer is returned to his budget one way or another. That man knows how to pinch a penny until Abe screams.”

John snorted at the old-school expression. “I just wish he’d been up front with me, though I guess I can understand why he wasn’t.” He continued thoughtfully, "You know, he and I have spoken a few times, but the longest conversations we had were back when I was still overwhelmed enough that he might have been trying to make my job easier. It’s also possible he thought I agreed with Weir’s orders.”

John knew he was scowling, but couldn’t seem to stop. He had the feeling he was just beginning to see how much control Weir had exerted over the military, control she shouldn’t have had at all. John was going to have to be a lot more hands-on until he had a true measure of where his people were. Of course that was assuming the IOA left him as the military leader.

“Well, he knows I’m the opposite of Weir in that I’d be happier if we had six months to a year of emergency supplies. You should talk to him too, Sheppard. We can’t afford to have someone so mission-essential wary of coming to us except when we’re on the brink of crisis.”

“Oh, I plan to. Believe me.”

If it were anybody else in charge, Poisson would be in serious trouble. John intended to make sure he knew it, then make sure he knew he had John’s support as long as he was straight with him from now on. Trying to run a base without accurate information was a terrible idea.

John drummed his fingers on his thigh. “We’re in trouble now, and we don’t yet have the Athosian population on the city, swelling our numbers and using our resources. I hate to say it, but we’ve got to put the Apologies Tour on hold and immediately start solely looking for societies we can trade with for food.”

Carter’s posture relaxed, and she tried to smile. “That’s just what I was thinking. Let’s get Teyla and Ronon in here. For that matter, let’s get Chief Poisson back too. It doesn’t do any good to trade for jabanabara2 if we have a surplus of those but not enough tava beans.”

John joked, “Man cannot live by jabanabara alone?”

Carter rolled her eyes but smiled slightly, which was the point of the joke.

*~*~*~*

It didn’t take long to relocate to the small conference room and assemble their group. Others would have to be told, of course, but were going to limit the knowledge of the supply problem as long as possible. Best-case scenario, they’d be able to negotiate for enough that they’d make it through until the Daedalus arrived with no one the wiser.

Explaining was fairly simple because they’d planned to say resupply had been delayed rather than go into the possible political landmine. The more they explained about the delay and the lack of emergency supplies, the more Teyla frowned, and the more Ronon scowled.

“It is nearly time for the major harvest on New Athos. If you are still willing to allow my people to come to Atlantis, we will bring our harvest and all trade goods we have acquired. The Athosians will not make the problem worse,” Teyla tried to reassure them, obviously concerned that her people would be denied what Atlantis herself had promised them.

Ronon grunted and called out, “Hey, ‘Lantis. We need your help.” There was a pause, which John assumed meant Atlantis was speaking to Ronon telepathically, and he said, “No, need you to show up so they can see and hear you. Uh, please.”

Chief Poisson’s dark eyes were wide and locked on Atlantis when her humanoid form appeared in the open chair next to Ronon. It occurred to John that it was probably only the second time the man had seen Atlantis rather than just hearing about her or reading about her in a report. The first time, of course, had been at Ronon and Tony’s wedding.

At least this time she was wearing a dark green dress that kind of wrapped around her and shimmered when the light hit it just right. She still had on more jewelry than John’s ex-wife had ever owned, but it was better than all the leather and see-through clothes she’d worn the first couple of times John had seen her.

“You heard what they’re saying about running out of food?” Ronon asked.

Atlantis inclined her head, her black eyes devoid of the normal starbursts of light John was used to seeing.

“I began listening when you were included, Ronon. I am deeply concerned and will do all I can to aid you, but I am not the starship Enterprise. I cannot replicate sustenance in that manner.”

John’s lips twitched at the reference. It seemed like Tony was having a bigger impact on Atlantis’ personality than even she realized.

“No. No, ma’am.” Chief Poisson cleared his throat and squared his shoulders. “We’re not expecting you to do anything like that. What would help is if we had better cold storage: refrigerators, freezers, and even chilled prep stations.

“If we’re able to trade for a large amount of meat, we’d need smokehouses too. We could use industrial dryers if we get a surplus of fruits and grains we can dry for granola. We have a vacuum sealer from Earth, but we’d need something on a much larger scale if we don’t get MREs or power bars to send out with the teams.

“Oh – this was something I forgot to mention to you, Colonel Carter – we have one of the grain storage areas in use currently, but my people and I have noticed the grains don’t smell as fresh as they have in the past. The technician Dr. McKay sent us didn’t find anything wrong, but maybe you could look at that Ms. Atlantis, ma'am? Anything you can do to help us make what we get stay fresh or otherwise last longer would be appreciated.”

John added, “Freeze-drying fruits for in that granola you were talking about would help too, Chief. I like it better than the dried because it's less sticky.”

“You mentioned hydroponic and aeroponic farming once before,” Carter said.

John could see Poisson relax as Atlantis’ focus shifted to Carter.

“But I think you said you needed to have three ZPMs to start making big changes like that. May I ask how close you are to being able to start a big project?”

“I have the power I needed to begin rebuilding two of the hydroponic and aeroponic bays. They are the smallest, so less energy is required for that particular endeavor than will be required for many of the other improvements Chief Poisson listed.”

Atlantis gave them a Mona Lisa smile, and John noted that she hadn’t answered the question about the ZPMs. Not being a complete idiot, he wasn’t going to push her to say more than she wanted.

“When zy first arrived, Tony discovered several packets of Earth seeds in zyr belongings. Zy permitted me to take them to experiment with, as zy was not sure they would grow at all. They were more than two years old.”

“Seeds? Did not Tony live in a city?” Teyla inquired, her head tilting, and her brows drawing together in confusion. “Why would zy have had food seeds?”

“Zy did, but I guess lots of people grow little vegetables in pots in their homes,” Ronon held his curved hands fingertip-to-fingertip to show the size of the pots he meant, “because it’s so hard to get fresh stuff that wasn’t picked way too soon and ripened in the transport on the way to the cities.”

“Ah, I see.”

John was pretty sure he’d seen Atlantis shoot Ronon and amused look, so he thought there was probably more to it than that; however, he wasn’t going to distract them any further by delving into Tony’s reasons for having seeds.

A vertical, holographic image formed just above the center of the table. It looked like a central pole with a 3” diameter PVC pipe spiraling around it from top to bottom. There were young plants growing all along the spiral.

“This is the inside of one of the new hydroponic bays. I am growing two types of lettuce here, though this will likely become one of the bays allotted to plants requiring more space. It seems most lettuce does just as well when grown tightly together, so these would work well for the varieties that do not.”

“I think it would be perfect for the ibbrac Sergeant Stackhouse’s team just brought back from Iegra the other day,” Teyla observed. “That is the plant the Athosians use most frequently on tava beans or in hasat stew.”

“I will see that a few spires are reserved for the ibbrac, then.”

John glanced over to see Carter drawing a surprisingly accurate model of the growing unit on her digital tablet. He was impressed, since he couldn’t draw stick figures on his best day.

A second holographic image joined the first. This time, there were aeroponic units that were single poles probably 12” in diameter and at least a dozen feet tall. They had openings that looked something like half of a round-bottomed coffee cup protruding from the sides at equal distances all the way around.

“These are the units I will dedicate to other varieties of herbs and greens that grow better with their own space.”

John knew his wasn’t the only jaw that dropped. Nearly all of growing units were empty, but it looked like there was an enormous building full of the white poles. He could easily imagine what it would look like when it was full of growing plants.

He made a note on his digital tablet to coordinate training with some of the botanists and Atlantis. His people could help with this kind of project, and it would be great for moral to have them involved with producing their own food. No matter the military division, people did better when they felt like they were contributing something other people would appreciate.

Crap, he’d also need more people who knew how to fix that kind of thing. It was probably too much to hope that he’d be able to get people from the Army Corps of Engineers. He’d tried before because of how frustrating it was to try to get some of the scientists to stop trying to redesign the plumbing system and just fix the one they had. Rodney had certainly ranted about it often enough.

“I have taken possession of all discarded seeds, whether Earth fruits and vegetables or plants native to Pegasus. Those are being properly dried so they can be sprouted in one of the hydroponic or aeroponic bays, but they will take longer to grow than the greens already started, which you saw in the first image. All these bays will help long-term, but I believe you need a solution for within the next few weeks.”

“You’re right, but this is amazing, Atlantis!” Poisson exclaimed. It was the most enthusiastic John had seen from the typically stoic man. It seemed he’d gotten over his nervousness at speaking to the city’s human form. “These buildings and production bays will go a long way toward helping us feed our people.”

Atlantis smiled at his praise.

“We need meat.”

“Ronon is right,” John agreed, glad Ronon had brought it up. “We all know it’s probably healthy to live off a vegetarian diet, but you’re not going to find a lot of people around here who are happy doing it.”

“We already know there are some safe fish in the ocean,” Poisson offered.

“I’ve caught some, and it isn’t too bad,” Ronon said. “There’s a dark red one that Tony said tastes like somebody caught something called a salmon from Earth, then rubbed it with a chicken. Zy likes it.”

Less-than-appealing description aside, John knew if Ronon had fed it to Tony, then the marine biologists must have signed off on it as being edible for Earth humans.

“Then we need to know what they are and how to catch them. We also need to know how to do so without throwing off the entire ecosystem.” Carter jotted something on her own tablet. “I’ll get with the marine biologists about that and about finding out what other sea creatures might be edible.”

Poisson was nodding. “They were very good about sending me the information about the fish they’re calling the Red Chicmon so I could plan for the calories and protein in a main or side dish if we ever decided to do more fishing.”

That was a surprise to John. He’d assumed the biologists would be oblivious to Poisson, but it made sense. Everybody needed to eat, and they knew it was better to make a friend than an enemy of the person in charge of all the food on the city. A lot of people might not like getting KP duty, but they respected the hell out of the man who ran the mess halls.

“What about red meat?” Chief Poisson continued. “A lot of our people are steak-and-potatoes folks, so I’m sure you’re not surprised to hear that they’re going to need some kind of beef or other grazing animal to be happy.”

Ronon and Teyla exchanged a look. Ronon raised one eyebrow. Teyla mirrored him. Ronon gave a one-shouldered shrug. Teyla huffed and pursed her lips, then rolled her eyes at him.

“I believe Ronon and I are thinking the same thing when it comes to providing meat for such a large number of people: Verubriga.”3

John frowned, trying to remember where he’d heard the word before.

“Isn’t that a planet?” Carter said slowly. “I’m pretty sure I read something about the team who went nearly being killed and fed to a predator animal there.”

That’s where I know it from! That was one of the planets Captain Resha and his team went to during our first year.”

“You are correct, John; however, I believe the aknata,4 what you call the not-buffalo, is the only animal that will provide the quantity of meat the city requires,” Teyla explained. “While the Lorains5—the humans of Verubriga—can and do trade on other worlds, it is much more expensive. The Athosians always travel to Verubriga, where our people arrange for the transport of the processed meat back to New Athos. At times, we have helped to process the entire animal, which again lowers the cost of the final product. The labor is considered part of the trade.”

John looked to Carter and shrugged one shoulder. “We’ve traded for not-buffalo on other planets, and it is tasty. I think we got a few hundred pounds.” He turned back to Teyla, resigned to hearing what he assumed would be bad news. “I’m guessing this is going to be one of those things where we royally offended the Pegasus folks. Is it worth it to approach them again?”

“Yes,” Ronon interjected before anyone else could say anything. “What we’ve gotten, even from the Athosians, wasn’t even close to what a whole aknata would be. They’re—what do you think, Teyla?—Probably about twice your height or a little less? They weigh between six and eight iglams.”6

John’s eyebrows shot into his hairline.

“Wait, they’re eleven feet tall?” Poisson asked, stunned. “I don’t know what an iglam is, but they must weigh a few thousand pounds. That’s not the size of an Earth buffalo—or more correctly, bison, as buffalo are an Asian or African species—that’s a prehistoric ancestor to the bison!”

“Somebody convert that weight for me, please,” Carter requested.

“I believe Ronon is overestimating the height, especially since the aknata have a massive bony structure above their shoulders to protect their spinal cords from the talons and teeth of the tanricu,”7 Teyla said.

“That is correct,” Atlantis agreed. “However, their height at the shoulder base before that bone structure ranges from nine to ten feet. They weigh between 4,000 and 5,800 pounds, according to my records. Once processed, as much as 2,790 pounds will be food fit for human consumption, even after taking into consideration how fussy Earth humans are.” She explained to Teyla and Ronon, “There are many organs they cannot or will not eat, for a variety of reasons.”

Even as he gave a low whistle, John thought he heard Ronon mutter, “Then they must not be hungry enough.” He’d have to explain to Ronon how it wasn’t quite as simple as Earthers just being fussy, but that could wait for another time.

Carter and Poisson were completely speechless.

“That’s—that’s worth it,” Chief Poisson finally managed. “Even if we estimated a full pound of meat per person per day, we could feed the entire city for days off a single aknata.”

Ronon snickered, drawing everyone’s attention to him. “What? I just don’t wanna think about what some of the desk people would look like if they ate that much meat every day.”

John manfully contained his own amusement.

“So what do we need to know about trading with the Lorains?” Carter asked Teyla. “Your people obviously don’t have a problem.”

Teyla sighed. “They are a strictly matriarchal society, Colonel Carter. The team that was sent to Verubriga were all men. The priestesses would have taken that as an insult.”

At Carter’s confused expression, Ronon clarified, “They thought you were insulting them by sending inferiors to negotiate with them.”

“Yes, precisely,” Teyla said. “Then not only were they men, but they did not try to speak to the Lorain women. Instead, they insisted on trying to trade with the high priestess’ concubines, thinking they were the rulers rather than she.”

“I’m only surprised they didn’t kill the idiots,” Ronon said with a disgusted snort.

“Do they negotiate with Halling now that you’re gone?” Carter asked curiously.

“While they will acknowledge Halling as an authority for the Athosians,” Teyla said, choosing her words carefully, “they very much prefer to negotiate with one of the female leaders. If they do agree to negotiate with a male, Halling or someone else, then they require that one of our female leaders accompany the man to finalize agreements.”

“That’s how it was for former Sateda too, when we had a man in charge of trading. They were always happy to deal with our women or kysra, though.”

“Huh. Usually, it’s our women who are treated as second-class in the Milky Way.”

John wondered if Carter was remembering the time she was nearly sold into slavery. Because he’d wanted to know more about Carter, that was one of the few reports he’d read from the SGC’s first year. It was the first time a woman had been captured or “bought” off-world, but not every case had ended so well.

“It is unfortunate that humans cannot value one another in spite or even because of their differences,” Atlantis said with an annoyed frown. “A body is only a vessel for the being within.”

“True, but humans aren’t very good at seeing beyond appearances,” Carter agreed with an apologetic smile. Turning to John, she asked, “What do you think about your team going with team four?”

“Major Teldy’s team – all women and all smart, even if they’re not usually on first-contact. That’s a great idea.”

Teyla interrupted. “I do not believe that to be the wisest course. If I am with the negotiating team, the Lorains could decide I have deserted the Athosians. They might decline to trade with us, or they might decide the Athosians are no longer worthy trade partners.”

“Not good, either way. It might be better to send team five,” John suggested slowly. “Major Jordan’s team has been doing the Apologies circuit with us, and Dr. McNamara is great at first-contact. She seems to really have a knack for it. There are still three guys going along, but I think it will work.” The corner of John’s lips lifted in reluctant amusement. “If nothing else, they can pretend they’re McNamara’s concubines or dumb muscle. I know women have been asked to do worse on missions.”

Carter was already nodding. “Will you brief both teams and have them ready to go within the next two days?”

“Will do, Colonel.” John paused and met Teyla’s eyes, adding, “I’d like you to come with me, Teyla. You’re our the expert, and you have a unique perspective on these people especially.”

“Of course, Colonel.” Teyla smiled, her eyes lighting with pleasure at his acknowledgement of her skills.

John had taken to heart his and Ronon’s discussion about the status of negotiators and experts in Pegasus, and he’d made an effort to verbally acknowledge Teyla’s – and Ronon’s – contributions and expertise. They didn’t need a pat on the back every time they helped in those roles, but they deserved to be acknowledged as the invaluable assets they were.

“Assuming we are able to establish trade between new Sateda and Verubriga, are there any Earthers who would be of use as laborers during the processing of the beast?”

“I could help. I went to Verubriga a couple times when I was younger,” Ronon agreed, then grinned, “It was fun getting petted by all the women; just don’t tell Tony.” More serious, he added, “I grew up on a farm. We raised and butchered our own food animals. I could help or teach people how to butcher most of the food animals people raise, plus a lot they don’t. I had to catch and cook my own food when I was a Runner.”

John figured Ronon had eaten a lot of things that the, by comparison, pampered people of new Sateda would refuse.

Chief Poisson tilted his head in thought. “I don’t know about field dressing, but I know I have people who are trained to work with entire sides of beef, packaging it into usable cuts. I’m sure they’d be willing to help however they could, especially if they understood their labor would count as part of the trade. I certainly am.”

John met Carter’s eyes and gave her a very subtle shake of his head. Poisson was an irreplaceable asset they needed coordinating things at home, especially when they were on the edge food shortage crisis. If trade went well and they built up the emergency supplies John and Carter both wanted, Poisson could be sent another time if he still wanted to go.

“I’ll see if we have any hunters,” John offered, writing down a list of others he thought might be helpful. “People with that sort of background would have more experience with field dressing. Even if they aren’t prepared to field dress a not—uh, what’s it called again?”

“Aknata,” Teyla provided, an amused smile playing about her lips.

“Right. Even if they’re not up to dealing with an aknata, maybe we can send them to New Athos to help bring in whatever wildlife the Athosians know is safe to eat. Surely there are not-turkeys and not-deer somewhere in Pegasus.”

Carter grinned at him before turning to Teyla.

“Speaking of the Athosians… Teyla, please let us know if they could use help when it comes time for harvest. I’m sure we have people who have experience with harvesting crops of one kind or another. Maybe we could negotiate a trade: harvesting labor to the Athosians in exchange for having some of them go along to field dress aknata. Having experienced hands would mean a shorter amount of time away from the city, too, for both groups.”

“That is an excellent idea, though I will have to discuss it with Halling, as I am no longer Leader.” She paused and warily added, “The Athosians know they will be coming to Atlantis, though only the leaders and those who were here for the wedding know of Kysra Tony’s existence. I believe that once the return of a kysra and the existence of Atlantis—” she offered Atlantis herself a solemn dip of her head, which was returned with equal respect, “is known throughout the people, they will be willing to offer their resources for the use of all. More than just providing laborers, there are many skills we can teach to those who are willing to learn. The more we are able to produce for trade, the better off we all will be.”

“This discussion pleases me,” Atlantis stated with a satisfied smile.

John noticed her eyes were doing the weird starlight flashes again, which he assumed was a good thing. He’d have to remember to mention it to Carter, though she had probably picked up on it too.

“Whether the Athosians choose to keep their own name or merge to become Satedans, I believe that within a few thousand years, there will be just one people on Sateda. It is better to combine strengths. The Athosians, Satedans, and those from Earth all have much to offer one another.”

John wondered if anyone else heard the warning along with Atlantis’ praise. He thought it would be safe to assume that those who decided they couldn’t get along with everyone would find themselves booted out of the city entirely.

*~*~*~*

Keplerday, Einstein 21, First Year of the Returned
(April 11, 2008)

“Hello, Rodney, Dr. Zelenka.”

Rodney jumped at the voice, but relaxed once he saw who it was. Zelenka cursed in Czech and turned to yell at whomever had interrupted the work they were doing on the Gate Bridge. Then he paled, choked, and cursed again.

Rodney didn’t laugh, but he did allow himself to be a little smug. He’d babbled when Atlantis randomly appeared, but he’d never actually cursed at her. Well, he’d never cursed out loud.

“Most humble apologies—ah—Atlantis. Forgive my rudeness; I was most surprised.”

Atlantis adopted the smile Rodney was beginning to associate with times she felt deeply amused by something, but was either too polite or too kind to say it.

“Hey, Atlantis. I like your dress.” Rodney motioned to the sky-blue, strapless dress that hugged her body from just under her arms to almost mid-thigh, then flared out into a panels of almost see-through material. “It’s almost like something we’d see on Earth.”

Of course, the women on Earth didn’t wear it with a wide sash of a million strings of silver chains and jewels going from one shoulder to the opposite hip, but it was the most normal thing he’d seen her dressed in so far. Except her feet were bare. Come to think of it, he’d never seen Atlantis with any kind of shoes.

“Thank you, Rodney. Think nothing of it, Dr. Zelenka. I wished to tell you the coding you completed to integrate my hydroponic and aeroponic bays is very well done.”

“Oh, my. Well. Thank you!” Zelenka said flustered. He offered a weird little half-bow, sort of like he did with Miko when the two were doing one of their complement competitions after they’d done something they thought was smarter than usual.

Rodney’s smirk faded. He hadn’t ever heard her compliment anyone else.

Atlantis stepped closer and placed her hand on Rodney’s upper arm.

When he looked up at her, she said, “I have need of you. There is something I wish you to see, if you are willing.”

Rodney’s emotions swung between being relieved that she was seeking him out and smug for the same reason. He only wished more people than just Zelenka had been around to see Atlantis say she wanted his company. Surely she didn’t do that with anyone else… except Tony. Maybe Ronon.

“Sure, I’ll look at whatever it is you want me to see. I’m sure Zelenka can finish up here.”

“Yes, yes, of course. Go.” Zelenka made a shooing motion, but abruptly stopped as if he’d just realized whom he was shooing away. “I mean, I will complete this coding work, then begin the next section. It is no trouble, no trouble at all.”

“Do I need to bring anything?”

“No, I merely wish to show you something.”

“Okay.” Rodney jerked his chin at Zelenka. “See you later.”

Still watching Atlantis warily, Zelenka mumbled something, and then Rodney and Atlantis were gone.

Surrounded as he was by silence and darkness, Rodney had a moment of panic where he wondered if something had gone wrong with his reintegration. But, no, he could still feel Atlantis’ hand on his arm. Then he realized all the tiny strings of what he’d thought were jewels on Atlantis’ sash thing were glowing softly.

“Step forward four times,” Atlantis instructed.

Swallowing tightly, Rodney did so, grateful she remained beside him, her hand guiding him.

On the fourth step, it felt as though he passed through a cool steam, much like the one that came from the humidifier he’d had back on Earth, though this steam smelled like cold, wet rocks rather than Vicks VapoRub.

Rodney coughed and waved one hand in front of his face.

“Do you like it?” Atlantis asked.

Rodney blinked rapidly and looked around.

His jaw dropped. Rodney wasn’t sure what he’d been expecting, but he certainly hadn’t expected to suddenly be in an immense cavern that was probably the size of the Gateroom proper, which looked a lot like the time Sharon – a geologist he had briefly dated– had talked him into going to Horne Lake Cave on Vancouver Island.

Unlike Horne Lake, impressive as it had been, Atlantis’ cavern was filled with hundreds of thousands of glowing crystals. Some were still tiny, about the size of the ones Atlantis was wearing—at least, Rodney assumed those were crystals—but others were the size of his forearm, and a few were even larger. They grew scattered among what Rodney would term “normal” stalactite and stalagmites, and they were all different shapes and colors, from the brightest, boldest reds, purples, blues, and greens, to the softest pinks, lilacs, silvery-blues, and sherbet-greens. They all appeared wet, as though they were frequently sprayed like the produce in a grocery store.

“Where are we?” Rodney wasn’t sure why he was whispering, but it seemed appropriate, given the awe he felt.

“I have decided to call this my darkroom,” Atlantis told him, her voice nearly as quiet. “The glowing crystals require complete darkness as they grow, which is part of the reason you have been so unsuccessful in attempting to grow energy crystals in your laboratories.”

Rodney stared at her, and he just knew he was at least as bug-eyed as any cartoon character he’d seen—and he’d seen several since he’d become friends with Tony.

“As for where we are, technically, we are beneath the central city and the central tower.”

“How is that possible? Our sensors haven’t ever picked up anything like this.”

Atlantis smiled faintly. “No, your sensors would not be capable of detecting my darkroom. This place exists within a certain type of singularity.”

Thankfully, only Atlantis was around to hear the high-pitched noise Rodney made. It almost sounded like some of the crystals around him echoed it back, but that couldn’t be right.

“How—how is that possible?”

She gave him her soft, amused smile and touched her hand to the small of his back.

“Remain between the green crystals. That is the safe path through the darkroom.”

“But—”

“Come, Rodney. There is more I wish to show you.”

He made a frustrated sound but allowed her to guide him along the empty space between the dark green crystals. To his surprise—and why did anything she did surprise him anymore?—rather than rough, uneven ground like in a normal cave, the path was smooth and even, like cut but unpolished marble. It was just enough texture to give his shoes traction.

At least he wouldn’t trip. He hoped.

They walked for what seemed like a lot longer than it should have taken to reach the far wall, but they got there eventually. Rodney didn’t even realize he was grumbling about not having sensors and wanting to understand how the inside of a singularity worked until Atlantis chuckled.

“I will bring you back, never fear, dear one.”

Ha! Rodney straightened his spine. He’d bet no one else—except Tony—had had Atlantis call them dear one. He never should have let his stupid insecurity get to him before. Atlantis wasn’t the kind to give up on someone once she liked them.

They finally stopped, and Atlantis made an elegant gesture toward the closest wall, for lack of a better term.

“Here, these are what I wished for you to see.”

Rodney could see straight away that the crystals growing in that area were different from the others. They weren’t just one color, for one thing. They were mostly dark red, but there were golds and oranges forming within the red areas. They were growing in straight rows too, which was something none of the other crystals did. It was almost as if they’d been planted that way instead of forming naturally. There was something else that was weird about them, too, though Rodney couldn’t quite put his finger on what it was.

“I know there’s something I should know about these, but you kind of broke my brain. I probably couldn’t even make an atomic bomb right now much less do anything complicated.”

Atlantis laughed, her eyes almost glowing with particularly bright flashes of light. “These are special crystals. They must be cultivated rather than simply allowed to grow because they will contain something far more powerful than the simple energy these other crystals must be able to process, once they are harvested.”

“Contain more power,” Rodney muttered to himself. There was something about her phrasing. “Contain more—” Rodney gasped, nearly choking. “Contained power, contained singularities. These are ZedPMs!”

Atlantis grinned at him, her teeth a flash of white in the darkness.

“Yes, I am cultivating the crystalline shells of the ZedPMs,” she said smugly.

 Rodney whimpered and tried to count. There had to be at least two dozen of the multi-hued crystals growing from the wall.

“How many are there? There have to be more than a dozen, more than two dozen!”

“Yes,” Atlantis acknowledged. “I had four fail thus far, so there are thirty-one. Keep in mind that these are merely the shells that will house the singularity. Not all of these will survive to become ZedPMs either. Each ZedPM crystal must be absolutely perfect, or it could destroy this solar system when I fill it. Perhaps half of these will be that perfect. Then I must reach between realities to harvest the energy to fill each one.”

“Oh, is that all,” Rodney whimpered, remembering the disaster with his sister and the alternate Rod McKay.

“It is complicated, even for me, but I believe it is worth it.”

“I think I need to sit down. Can I sit down?” Rodney sank to the ground right where he stood and crossed his legs tailor-style. He propped his elbows on his knees and put his shaking hands over his mouth. He stared wide-eyed at the wall of ZedPM crystals until his eyes teared from lack of blinking.

Atlantis knelt gracefully beside him. She tilted her head and rested her hand on his shoulder, and Rodney had a moment of insanity in which he wondered if her dress would get damp from the ground. Not that it mattered. She could just reform it whenever she wanted.

“You know, if you would agree to allow me to alter you, it is possible that I would be able to show you, let you experience what it feels like to harness the power of a singularity within your mental hands.”

Rodney’s head snapped up, and he stared at her open-mouthed.

“Oh, that’s just dirty pool, Atlantis,” he accused. “That’s worse than telling me you could fix my allergy to lemon!”

She gave a throaty chuckle. “I had not intended to offer you such inducement when I brought you here, but it appears I am not entirely immune to temptation myself.” Her smile softened again. “Come, stand and I shall take you to the crystals that are ready to harvest. I know there are many places throughout my structure that require replacements, so I will show you how to harvest and cut these into the pieces you will need.”

“Just as long as you don’t tell anyone else there are replacements we didn’t scavenge from the rest of the city. The idiots would probably just find more ways to break the ones we have already.”

“I shall permit you to decide if anyone else knows of this place, then.”

“Not even Tony knows?”

“No, not even Tony.”

Rodney grunted his acceptance and allowed her to pull him to his feet. The time sitting on the cold, damp floor had made him stiffer than he’d thought. Yet another thing Atlantis could correct if—and when—he gave in.

Chapter Text

Chapter 2

Keplerday, Einstein 21, First Year of the Returned
(April 11, 2008)

Sam knew she probably should wait in her office, but she was too eager to hear about what had happened on Verubriga. That was the reason she’d been loitering in the control room for the last twenty minutes, making everyone else nervous. She consoled herself with the fact that Sheppard didn’t have any more restraint than she did.

Instead of pacing, he had one hip propped against the dialing station. The last time she’d walked past them, he’d been trying to convince Chuck that American football was superior to hockey. From the way Chuck looked like he was one unrestrained impulse away from trying to kill Sheppard with the Colonel’s own gun, Sam assumed the topic of conversation hadn’t changed.

The Gate started to light up. Sheppard’s focus snapped to it, and Sam didn’t think she was imagining Chuck’s look of relief.

“IDC?” she asked, striding toward Chuck’s station just as the wormhole stabilized.

“Yes, ma’am. It’s team four.”

“Good. Let them in, Chuck.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

Everyone from both teams came through the Gate, looking a little worse for the wear.

Sam and Sheppard headed down the steps toward them, concerned but not alarmed, since it didn’t look like anyone had any obvious injuries.

They all were covered in dirt, leaves, and twigs. Dr. Alison Porter and Airman First Class Daniel Seung had black eyes, while Sergeant Dusty Mehra had a split lip. Mehra was grinning, but Sam didn’t think that meant much, considering the wild glint in her eyes that went with her grin. Seung was actually more muddy than dirty, but it looked as though things had gone as well or better than anticipated.

“Well,” Sheppard drawled, “You guys look like you had an adventure.”

“It was… interesting, sir” Major Teldy said with a pleased look at her fellow team leader.

“They didn’t kick us out, despite some of us being men,” Major Devin Jordan said, shooting Teldy a relieved smile in return.

“How about the aknata? Did you see any of those?”

“Oh, yes,” Teldy replied. “They’re all that Teyla described and more. They’re….”

“They’re hellbeasts, ma’am,” Seung offered with a smirk when Teldy trailed off, holding up one hand with his pinkie and index finger raised like horns. He flicked his wrist like he was back at his favorite rock concert in L.A.

Mehra snorted and made the sign back at him. “Which would be why you screamed when you saw it.”

Seung huffed. “It was a very manly scream, ma’am.”

Sam was amazed again that the very young, very enthusiastic Airman Seung fit as well as he did on Jordan’s team when the rest of them appeared so calm. Maybe that was why: Seung’s energy was tempered by the experience and calm of the other three.

“Right,” Sheppard said, stretching out the word, “How about you all get cleaned up and get through medical. Then, Major Teldy and Major Jordan, you two meet us in the small conference room behind the command center to debrief.”

There was a chorus of “yes, sir,” and Sam was left to wait with Sheppard again.

She had just enough time to answer a few urgent emails before it was time to grab a water and the digital tablet she planned to use to take notes.

“Alright, Major Teldy, would you start us off with your first impressions?”

“Yes, ma’am. Just like Teyla described, the Gate opens into a clearing at the edge of a forest. There are a variety of trees and plants, but the biggest ones are huge – the size of the sequoia trees back on Earth. We waited in the clearing, and it wasn’t long before one of the priestesses showed up with a group of male and female guards and warriors. I’m still not certain what the difference is, but I’m sure there is one. The priestess took one look at our uniforms and our weapons, and she tried to send us back through the Gate.”

“Do you think she was the one Captain Resha offended?”

“There’s no way to know, but I’d venture to guess that whomever he offended warned everyone else. They wouldn’t have given us the time of day if you hadn’t sent mostly women this time, Colonel Carter.”

“With all due respect, ma’am, the last time I saw a woman that mad and who wanted to kick my ass before I’d done more than exist while in her presence, she was sitting across the room, and our attorneys were fighting for custody of the dog,” Jordan quipped.

Sheppard winced, so did Sam even though she hadn’t personally been through a divorce. She’d heard the stories.

“I see,” she said. “You obviously were able to get them to talk.”

“Yes, Colonel,” Teldy said. “I explained that the leadership for my people had changed, and I was there to apologize on behalf of our new leader—a woman this time. Just like Teyla thought, they were at least willing to speak to us instead of sending us back through the Gate with our backsides on fire. Priestess Briddyn was skeptical, but she was willing to let me attempt to apologize to the high priestess in person.

“I said everything just like Teyla and I worked out, and High Priestess Faerl listened, but she said we’d have to complete a task before she would consider trading with us.”

Sheppard leaned forward. “What was the task?”

His concern was legitimate. They’d already had some similar situations where the apology tasks had been the equivalent of “go sit in an active volcano.” Needless to say, those trade missions hadn’t worked out very well.

“There is a smaller woodland area, and the settlement is located in a clearing in the heart of it. There’s a stream that winds just along the north edge, but it connects to a river a few miles farther east. She told us we had to travel along the stream until we got to the river. Once there, we were supposed to catch this fish that only swims in the river and bring it back to her.”

“Really?” Sam was surprised. “Catch a fish, and that’s all?”

Wow, if only all of SG1’s apologies had been so easy back in the first days of the program! Daniel would’ve gotten to stay home with his artifacts a lot more, not that he would’ve wanted to.

“I know, it sounds weird, but there was a reason for it,” Teldy confirmed. “Faerl told us that there was a great monster that roamed the area between the stream and the river, and we would have to survive it in order to bring her the fish.”

Ah. Not quite so easy after all.

“Did she take your weapons?” Sheppard asked, frowning.

Major Jordan shook his head. “Not at all. In fact, she said we could take any weapon we liked. Faerl even said if we killed one of the monsters, she would declare us allies instantly, and we would have a big feast in celebration.”

“Well, that doesn’t sound so bad.”

“No, sir,” Jordan agreed. “She did tell us that if we failed or if we refused, then we should never come back. She would not declare us enemies, but she never gives third chances.”

“A little harsh, but I can understand, I guess,” Sam admitted. “You must have caught the fish. Did you kill one of the monsters?”

“No,” Teldy admitted. “We agreed to go get the fish, but we discussed it among ourselves and decided that it was unlikely High Priestess Faerl knew that we knew about the tanricu and the aknata. We thought that the aknata was probably the monster, but it was likely that we’d be faced with one of their tanricu along the way at some point, too.”

“I presume both of those things happened,” Sam said, seeing where the story was headed.

“The tanricu were first, while we were still in the wooded area,” Teldy replied with a sharp nod. “They are terrifying if you don’t know what they are.”

Major Jordan snorted. “I knew what to expect—or I thought I did—and I still think they’re terrifying. If I hadn’t known not to shoot, I definitely would have done my best to take down one or more of those suckers.”

“But you didn’t?” Sheppard asked.

“No! No, sir,” Jordan immediately denied. “Which turned out to be a very good thing later on. If I’d killed one of the tanricu….”

“That bad, huh?”

Teldy confirmed, “Very, sir. The tanricu are intelligent—more than animals but less than humans—and they are seen as sacred windsisters to the Lorians. To kill or even injure one on purpose is seen as a direct attack on the high priestess herself. They would have killed us, and I mean that quite literally.”

Sam asked, “So when did you see the aknata?”

“At the river, and they are every bit as huge as Ronon and Teyla said they are. Keep in mind that I’ve seen a real bison. I was stationed at Ellsworth in South Dakota, and there’s a state park near there. The park is part of the bison herd’s territory, and you can drive through it, though you have to acknowledge that you won’t hold the park responsible for any injuries.”

“Injuries?”

“Bison are huge, ma’am. Adults are anywhere from five to over six feet at the shoulder, and they can weigh over a ton,” Teldy explained. “If something scares them or makes them mad, especially during mating season when the bulls are in rut and the cows in heat, the entire herd can stampede. If that happens, there isn’t a civilian vehicle on Earth that could protect you from getting hurt.”

“Wow, I had no idea. I guess I’ve never thought about land animals that big,” Sam admitted.

“I hadn’t either until then. As massive as bison are, the aknata are probably twice their size. I know Teyla and Ronon didn’t think they were as tall as eleven or twelve feet, but I assume their people never had to go on the fishing trip we did. They probably only saw the monster—and I agree with that name—once it was already dead.”

“That doesn’t take into account their horns, either,” Major Jordan elaborated. “I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a Texas Longhorn, but they’ve got nothing on the aknata, though the aknata’s horns curve upward a lot sooner than the Longhorn’s do.”

Sam was doing her best to keep her jaw from dropping open. She hadn’t seen a Longhorn – or any kind of cattle, really – in real life, but she’d seen photos.

“So how the heck did you all get the fish to take back to the priestess?” Sheppard demanded incredulously.

“It turns out that the aknata come to the river’s edge during the heat of the day. Getting wet probably helps them stay cool under all that fur or hair, I’m not sure which it is,” Jordan explained. “We did the only thing we could – we waited them out.”

“When all but a couple stragglers were headed back to the grassland, we went to the part of the river closest to the wooded area and made a fishing net out of some mosquito netting and some thick plant stems. It took a while—”

“And Seung slipped and fell in at one point.”

“That too,” Teldy agreed with an amused grin. “We did catch the stupid fish eventually. We actually caught several in case the tanricu got a little too interested in us on the way back.”

“From the way you guys looked when you came through the Gate, can I assume you needed to use the extras?”

“Most of the dirt and leaves happened when the tanricu dive-bombed us on the way to the river, actually. When the tanricu started to get too close on the way back, we threw a fish at them. That only worked while they chased that one – a little bit like a dog with a ball, except the ball got eaten in a single bite – and then they were back. We managed to hang onto the final fish until we got close enough that the locals took pity on us and escorted us back to the high priestess.”

“Well, you succeeded. What did the high priestess—what was her name?”

“Faerl, ma’am.”

“Right. What did she say?”

“She had the fish we’d brought back baked and insisted she and I share it.” Major Teldy shrugged. “It wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever eaten off-world, even if it did still have the head attached while we shared the rest of it. Then she said she would be pleased to begin negotiations to open trade between our peoples at dawn in two days.”

Sam grinned. “That’s fantastic!”

“It is, though the high priestess made it a point to let us know that the men would be welcome to remain at home next time.”

“Colonels,” Jordan addressed both Sam and Sheppard. “Normally I would suggest that my entire team stay here, but with the way Faerl phrased it, I got the impression she’d be expecting Dr. McNamara back with AR-4, and she’d be offended if all five women didn’t show up unless they had a really good excuse.”

Teldy was nodding. “I agree, and by ‘pretty good excuse,’ I think she’d only really accept death or Wraith.”

Sheppard frowned, and Sam wasn’t exactly thrilled either.

“That would put your team out of rotation until the negotiations are finalized.”

“It’s possible, sir, though I think McNamara will be able to extricate herself down the road if the negotiations go on too long.”

“She is the best anthropologist we have for first contact and negotiation,” Teldy agreed. “You can tell me I’m wrong, but I got the impression this isn’t an opportunity we can afford to screw up.”

Sam exchanged a look with Sheppard. Teldy was more right than even she knew.

“Right. Here’s what we’ll do,” Sheppard said firmly. “Dr. McNamara will go with Team 4 until such a time as she feels she can withdraw from the process without endangering herself or the negotiations. If that doesn’t happen until the negotiations are final, then we’ll need her to stick it out through the whole thing.

“Major Jordan, I’d rather not farm out your team individually. I’d like the three of you to work with our other people who go off-planet. Let’s get other teams to the point where they can at least go along with one of the apologies teams without doing something that ends us in a worse place than where we started. If McNamara isn’t finished with these negotiations in a couple weeks, we’ll see if we can borrow an Athosian who has negotiation experience as a guide so you can get back on tour.”

“Yes, sir,” Jordan responded. He paused, then asked, “If I may make a suggestion?”

“Go ahead.”

“I’d like my team, and Seung specifically, to get some more physical training. He’s not a Marine, sir, and it shows.”

“We’re not Marines either, Major,” Sam objected, a little offended on Seung’s behalf.

“No, ma’am,” Jordan concurred, “but you and Colonel Sheppard have proven yourselves in the training room and in the field. Seung is so young and untried that he shines like a brand new penny. I’d say I’d like to give him to Teyla or Ronon for a couple weeks, but I know they don’t have a spare second. My next thought is Red Eagle.”

Sam’s eyebrows shot up to her hairline. If it was the man she was thinking about, he’d been busted back in rank twice for refusal to obey an order.

“Lance Corporal Austin Red Eagle?” Sheppard verified. “I’m a little concerned your new penny might pick up bad habits.”

“If I may speak freely and off the record?”

“Alright,” Sheppard agreed warily. “Go ahead.”

“I know what happened to Red Eagle officially, but there are two sides to every story. Major Rutherford knew him back on Earth, and he was shocked to find out Red Eagle had been busted back to a Lance Corporal. Rutherford wants him on his team, so he’s been having him train with them on Red Eagle’s days off.”

“Rutherford. Isn’t that Major Elliot Rutherford who runs Search and Rescue Team 1?” Sam clarified, since there were two Rutherfords that she knew of on the city.

“Yes, ma’am, it is.”

Sheppard shot Sam a concerned look. It wouldn’t be the first time someone had made an enemy in the ranks and ended up getting shipped to Atlantis with a black mark or two on his or her record.

“Rutherford is a good judge of character. He wouldn’t tolerate anyone who wasn’t worth his time and energy, and he certainly wouldn’t tell you he wanted anyone problematic on his team,” Sam said, thinking out loud. Purposely phrasing it so that it wasn’t an order, she asked, “Can you tell us, again, off the record, if you know what orders Red Eagle refused that got him reprimanded?”

Jordan’s dark eyes held hers for a long moment before conceding, “I do know what it was, ma’am. Red Eagle was scouted by the Marines and the Navy. He was interested in serving his country, but the Cherokee have religious reasons for having long hair. Cutting his hair would only be done for very specific reasons such as the death of a beloved relative. That went double for Red Eagle because his father is a medicine man.

“As I understand it, the Marines were willing to grant him a religious waiver to keep the hair so long as he kept it clean and tightly braided so it would be out of the way. Red Eagle joined under that proviso, and he had no complaints from anyone until Colorado.”

“What happened in Colorado?” Sheppard asked.

Sam could tell from the way his jaw was working that he dreaded the answer. Well, that was fair. She did too.

“Then-Sergeant Red Eagle got put under a commander who ordered him to cut it. Red Eagle explained about the religious thing and the waiver he’d been granted. The commander told him he didn’t care if he believed in the tooth fairy, he wasn’t going to have any fairy-faggot Marines in his unit and repeated his order. That commander went so far as to try to have the waiver repealed. Red Eagle still refused to cut his hair, and his bid wasn’t up, so he couldn’t just opt not to renew. That refusal saw him busted back to corporal.”

Sam felt sick and furious, but she had to ask, “And the second time?”

“Red Eagle was transferred to another unit. That commander was aware of the situation and was in the good ole’ boys’ club with the first. He issued Red Eagle the same order, and Red Eagle refused. Instead of reporting him, he put the entire unit on correction detail and made it was clear it would end when Red Eagle obeyed the order he’d been given.”

Major Jordan closed his eyes and rubbed his mouth with one hand. When he opened his eyes, they seemed an even deeper shade of brown, as filled with anger as they were.

“After almost a month of working them until they dropped every day, the commander ordered the rest of the unity to throw Red Eagle a blanket party. Red Eagle was beaten to the point they nearly killed him, at which point they shaved his head for him.

“When he regained consciousness after the surgery that stopped the internal bleeding, set his ribs, and wired his jaw shut—which had been broken in two places—Red Eagle refused to name those who’d assaulted him. He refused to speak of the incident at all, even when ordered to by his commander’s CO.”

That took guts, Sam had to admit. It would have been a lot easier to throw his unit under the bus for taking an illegal order, but Sam was smart enough to know that there were men and women in uniform who abused their authority and got away with it all the time. The people who had beaten Austin Red Eagle probably were afraid that if they refused, they would be next to be given the so-called blanket party.

“So they demoted him again and shipped him out here,” Sam concluded.

A glance at Sheppard concerned her. He didn’t have many tells, per se, but his right hand was clenched in a fist, and the muscle in his jaw was working like he was grinding his teeth. Sam knew that meant he’d moved beyond furious to enraged, and he didn’t know if he could trust himself to keep his normal, calm façade.

“Does Landry know?” Sheppard demanded through gritted teeth.

Jordan eyed him warily. “I am not in the General’s confidence, sir.”

Sheppard’s eyes narrowed. “Don’t bullshit me, Jordan! Does. Landry. Know?”

“Sir, I believe he does, but I have no proof.”

“Right.” Sheppard got to his feet so fast his chair tipped over backward. “Good job on Verubriga, Teldy, Jordan. I’m going to go look into a couple of things, then I’ll deal with Red Eagle.”

The door slid back in barely enough time to let Sheppard storm through. Sam assumed he was on his way to talk to Red Eagle until she realized he wouldn’t do that until he could appear calm. He was more likely to demand someone spar with him so he could work out his fury first. Sheppard was a little like Jack that way, and Sam didn’t mind being left to close the meeting.

“We will do right by Red Eagle, but that doesn’t solve your problem with getting your team more training time, Major. Sergeant Stackhouse is excellent at hand-to-hand, and Comandante Santiago—the new commander of Search and Rescue team two—is a vicious knife fighter. She learned how to fight on the streets of Spain, so be aware she’ll teach them how to fight dirty, not spar.”

Jordan was nodding. “That sounds perfect. She’s a woman, and both the guys on my team have a problem underestimating women, despite having seen Teyla fight all morning and have her opponents begging for mercy while she hardly worked up a sweat. I’ll talk to Santiago.”

Sam made sure neither of the team leaders had other concerns she needed to know about, then dismissed them. They might have had a long day, but so had she, and she had the feeling hers wasn’t going to end any time soon. Rodney McKay wasn’t the only one who could design a program to do a little unauthorized digging.

Landry had a much different style than Jack or General Hammond had had, but Sam hadn’t thought he was corrupt. She was aware of her own reputation as being half a step away from Teflon when it came to being reprimanded, though, so her experience wasn’t always an accurate measure of the powers that be.

Well, Sam was going to find out what secrets the SGC was keeping about Red Eagle, and she wanted to know if there were others like him, too.

On the heels of that thought came the epiphany that she could very well design a program to find out what the heck was going on back on Earth that was keeping the Daedalus in a holding pattern and them without their supplies. It wasn’t legal or ethical, at least not from the SGC’s point of view, but they weren’t the ones in danger of running out of food. Sam never would’ve dreamed of doing something like that before she’d become a full-bird Colonel, but she hadn’t had over a thousand lives depending on her then either. She wouldn’t be able to tell anyone what she was doing; if she did get caught, it had to land on her shoulders alone.

With her goal firmly in her mind, she swept up her notepad and stylus off the table and headed back to her office. She’d need privacy and silence to work.

*~*~*~*

Tesladay, Einstein 24, First Year of the Returned
(April 14, 2008)

“I’m considering homicide.”

Logan looked up when Tony stomped into his office and propped zyr hip against the assistant’s table at the front of his desk.

“Depending on who it is, I’ll either arrest you or help you cover it up.”

Amused by the indifferent tone, Tony hummed and crossed zyr arms, tapping zyr index finger against zyr chin. “How will I know if I should avoid you or ask you for help?”

“Well,” Logan said slowly, leaning back in his chair and steepling his fingers as he pretended to consider the question seriously. “I’d say just throw the body into the water and let whatever Pegasus sharks are down there eat them so you don’t have to worry about it at all, but the biologists have gotten awfully interested in fishing lately. I saw some of the mess personnel out there with them, so I’d say there’s a good chance they’re planning to feed us a bunch of fish sometime soon, and nobody wants to slice into their not-salmon to see somebody’s dog tags.”

“Or pocket protector.”

“That too,” he agreed with mock seriousness. “I guess that means if you can tell that the person you plan to murder performs a useful function around here, then you should ask someone else for help. If they’re basically useless but related to someone on the IOA, then let me know, and I’ll break out the big bags of lye. There’s a great spot out on the western arm of the city.”

Tony snickered. “How about you just go on a short run with me instead?”

Logan checked his watch. “I think I could spare a little time before I have to come back to this downright riveting paperwork.”

“Excellent!” Tony clapped zyr hands together and wiggled zyr eyebrows, even though it made zyr look ridiculous.

Logan laughed, which was zyr objective. With everything he was responsible for in the city, it was easy for the man to be too serious for too long. Tony wasn’t about to let him burn himself out, and that’s what would happen eventually.

After a brief discussion, they decided to run out in the fresh air rather than on one of the common paths within the city’s buildings. Tony was glad to feel the sun on zyr face and the wind against zyr skin. From the way Logan was blinking and turning his face toward the sun, he was feeling the same way.

“I’m surprised Ronon isn’t with you,” Logan commented.

Tony snorted. “When he got back from planet M-whatever, he decided to go hit things in the gym for a while. I don’t know any specifics, but I assume that means it didn’t go well.”

“Really.”

Tony made a face at Logan’s skeptical tone.

“I might have forgotten to mention to him that I was going to run,” zy admitted after catching the way Logan kept looking at zyr. “I love him, but there are times I kind of want to kill him.”

Logan lips twitched, but he didn’t laugh, so that meant Tony wouldn’t have to push him into a building or the ocean. Yet.

“Okay, what’d he do?”

“Gah! That’s just the thing! Nothing!” Tony ranted. “He’s very concerned, solicitous, and accommodating, and it’s driving me nuts! I think it’s either hormones or the fact that we spend so much time together, but where his usual overprotectiveness is cute, it just makes me want to strangle him today.”

Logan hummed. “Well, it could be a little of both. My ex was pissed at me most of her pregnancy, and I was never sure what I’d done. Of course, if I’d been smarter or more self-aware, I’d have realized we weren’t going to make it long-term,” he admitted. “Take a left up here.”

Tony turned at the corner as instructed. “Just where are you taking me, Sgt. Major Wolfe?”

Logan huffed a laugh, “Nowhere dangerous… at least I don’t think so. There’s an interesting sculpture you should see not far from here. I’ve been there a few times, and I haven’t turned into a human bomb, started hallucinating, or tried to ascend.”

Someone unfamiliar with the Alterans might think Logan was joking, but Tony had read the reports and knew better.

“Atlantis, do you know the sculpture he’s talking about?”

Her reply was swift.

//Yes, Kysra. It and the path he is taking you on to reach it are safe. I would have alerted you if it were not.//

“Thank you,” zy called out, then told Logan, “She says the sculpture and the way to it are safe.”

“Well, that’s good to know. I keep thinking I’ll remember to bring a camera with me one of these times, but I never do.”

“I’ll make sure to drag you out here again. I’m always interested in art, even if I don’t get the modern stuff a lot of the time.”

Tony tried to shrug one shoulder, then had to get zyr body back in sync to keep running. It took more effort than it should have. Then again, zyr brain had felt like it wasn’t connecting quite right with zyr body lately.

They were quiet for a while, except for the sounds of their feet on the ground and their breathing. It was calming, almost like a metronome, and it made Tony especially glad zy had asked Logan to run with zyr. There was something to be said for getting out of zyr head and doing something strictly physical for a while.

“The pregnancy didn’t have anything to do with why Molly and I split up, by the way,” Logan said after another mile. “We were doomed long before that. I think having Aaron was our last attempt to do something right and get ourselves on track where we thought we should be.”

Tony had wondered why Logan had tried to have a kid with his then-wife if they were already unhappy, as he’d confessed one other time.

“Huh. I was about to say something about having a kid to save a marriage being a bad idea, but my plan to have a kid to escape a job would’ve been much worse if I’d met anyone other than Ronon.”

Tony took Logan’s answering grunt as agreement. Zy was surprised when he added, “I know you said Atlantis doesn’t know where the other Four are, but I think they had to have helped engineer your meeting Ronon.”

When Tony was silent, Logan gave a self-depreciating laugh. “Call me a fool or a romantic, but I believe you two were meant to meet and to be together.”

Tony grinned, amazed to hear that kind of thing from such a stoic guy.

“Ronon thinks the same thing. I don’t know what I think. I guess I’m just glad I’m here with him, even the days when I want to strangle him,” Tony admitted. “Can we stop and stretch a little?”

“Sure.”

They slowed to a jog, then stopped next to one of the many empty buildings in the central city.

“You okay?” Logan asked when he noticed Tony wincing.

“I’ll be fine. All my joints hurt right now, that’s all.”

Logan raised the hem of his shirt and wiped the sweat from his face, and Tony copied him.

“Yeah, I remember that. Not me, of course, but I remember Molly going through it. I spent a lot of time getting yelled at for that in the first trimester. Not as much as the last one, but a lot.”

Tony snorted. “Awesome. You’re telling me it gets even more fun?”

Logan did a really terrible job trying to look apologetic. “It’s better than having your hips break, right? That’s the alternative if there isn’t enough room for the baby.”

“Thanks for that nightmare material, jerk.” Tony made a face and continued zyr slow stretch, holding it for a little longer than normal, just like the book had recommended. “I know all the ligaments are trying to relax and make room. It just sucks because, one, it hurts, and two, my hips are literally changing shape. That means those tight jeans that used to make my ass look so damn good are never going to fit the same again.”

Logan started to laugh, but quickly cut himself off at Tony’s attempt to imitate a basilisk’s death glare.

“Sorry, I know it’s not funny, not really. I’m sure someone will make you some new booty-call jeans when you want them.”

Tony rolled zyr eyes. Zy would probably be laughing if zy weren’t the one going through it.

“Start running, laughing man. I think I see the sculpture you were talking about. It’s black metal, not stone like I thought it would be.”

“Yep, that’s the one.”

They picked up the pace again, but Tony noticed it wasn’t as fast. Zy wasn’t sure if zy should be pleased because it meant zyr joints weren’t jarred as much, which meant they didn’t hurt as much either, or if zy should be irritated because Logan thought zy needed to go slower—which zy did—and which was what really pissed zyr off in the first place.

When they arrived at the sculpture, Tony walked around it twice before deciding zy kinda liked it.

“It’s like a roller coaster twisted into an ‘8’,” zy mused.

Logan laughed. “I guess that’s one interpretation. Isn’t it some kind of infinity symbol? It always reminds me of an Escher painting because it doesn’t have a beginning or end; it just keeps going.”

Tony was sure there was a metaphor for life in there somewhere, but zy didn’t care to analyze it that closely.

Zy stepped on the edge of the sculpture and wondered if zy could climb it. Zy managed to grab one of the bars above zyr head before Logan was pulling zyr back by the arm and the neck of zyr t-shirt.

“Oh, hell no!” he barked out. “Don’t you dare, Tony Dex. You fall even an inch, and Ronon will tie me to that thing and use it to keelhaul me, and that’s if I’m lucky. Uh-uh. No way.”

Tony snarled and shoved him away, though zy did step back from the tempting piece of art.

“Believe it or not, I am an actual adult capable of making my own decisions.”

Logan nodded, hands on his hips. “Great,” he fired back. “Then you can decide to wait until you have the proper safety equipment and Ronon is with you before you think about climbing that thing again.”

Annoyed as zy was by yet another overprotective XY, Tony did agree that climbing a several thousand year old structure without having it examined for stability or anything else first probably wasn’t a good idea. Trying it without any safety equipment at all really was dumb, zy had to admit… though only to zyrself.

“Yeah, yeah. I’ll do it another time. I see why you said you wished you’d brought your camera. Now I’m thinking the same thing.”

“Next time. Wanna head back, or do you want to bitch at me some more for not letting you crack your head open?”

Tony snorted. “Let’s head back. And I wasn’t thinking about bitching at you.”

“Not anymore, but you were,” Logan retorted after they started running.

“How could you tell?”

“Your face was doing that thing.”

“What thing? I have no idea what you’re talking about. My face doesn’t do any ‘thing.’”

“No, really. Your mouth does this thing where you press one side of your lips together and almost try to smile, but it just comes off like you’re saying you’d really like to kick somebody’s ass, and you’re not too picky about whose.”

Tony was about to object, but zy realized zy was doing exactly what Logan had described at that very moment.

“Damn, I can’t believe I have a tell.” Zy couldn’t believe zy hadn’t caught it sooner. What’s worse, the tell had to belong to Tony zyrself, not any of zyr undercover personas zy’d developed for dealing with difficult situations, even the one zy had used to get through the bad days at NCIS. It was a shock to realize zy hadn’t had to resort to using any of zyr personas since zy had met Ronon.

“I’m gonna have to send myself back to probie-school,” zy whined to cover zyr inner turmoil.

Logan snorted. “If that’s what you think, the rest of us are screwed. I know I have tells; I just try to limit them.”

Tony waved it off. “Yeah, right, Mr. Stone-faced Marine. But enough of my bitching and moaning. Tell me about Aaron. You got an email from zyr today, right?”

Logan made an odd noise, but Tony couldn’t tell if it meant he was distraught, furious, or frustrated. Probably some of all three, knowing what zy did about Aaron’s situation.

“If I had a hope in hell of getting my kyta stowed away on the Daedalus this time, I’d have zyr on it in a New York minute. It’s a damned shame that whatever’s going on back on Earth is putting more scrutiny on who and what is brought on board. It’s making this harder than it should be.”

“Zy’s miserable, huh?”

“Yeah, but zy still won’t tell me anything actionable.” Logan cursed and looked like he wished he could punch someone. “Zy started emailing me from a new email address, from an IP address that isn’t zyr home or school.”

 “You think zyr emails are being read before zy sends them?”

“That’s my guess.”

Shit, that wasn’t good.

“Which either means the adults in zyr life are being nosy, or there really is something zy wants to or thinks zy needs to hide from you.”

“I know. Plus Aaron just lost zyr best friend. I’m so fucking terrified, Tony. It’s making a hole the size of the city in my stomach lining.”

Tony slowed so zy could focus on what Logan was saying. There was something off about it.

“Wait, what do you mean, zy lost zyr best friend?” zy asked with a frown. “Did they move away?”

“I wish,” Logan replied grimly, slowing his pace to match zyrs automatically. “Aaron’s best friend was this pretty little kysra whose parents chose to call zyr a girl.”

Tony’s heart sank. “Oh, shit.”

“Yep. ‘She’ turned sixteen, so zyr parents pulled zyr out of school and essentially sold zyr off to some guy who’s in business with zyr father. Aaron said the guy is my age or older, which makes me sick. I could no more see a sixteen-year-old as a sexual partner than I could one of the fish out there,” he growled, waving toward the water they could barely see between the city buildings. “Two sixteen-year-olds kissing is one thing, a forty-something guy kissing a sixteen-year-old? I wanna kill the bastard on principle.”

“Has the guy let Aaron’s friend stay in contact with zyr at all?”

“No,” Logan snapped and started running faster, though Tony thought it was probably fury, not conscious thought that was pushing him forward. “Aaron did see zyr parents in the grocery store one day, and they made sure to tell zyr that part of the reason they forced her to get ‘married’ was because they thought zy and Aaron were ‘too close’ whatever the hell that means. I’m sure it was something about how they were worried two delts would start breeding more delts if they didn’t do something to separate them.”

Tony’s own anger propelled zyr legs to move faster.

“I’ve heard that kind of thing before; it’s such bullshit! Delt kids are probably less likely to experiment with sex because they’re so afraid of what will happen to them. I doubt that kysra’s parents actually believe what they said. It’s more like it’s a convenient excuse to sell their kyta to the highest bidder. I’d like to kick their asses for laying that kind of thing on Aaron!”

“You and me both, Tony,” Logan snarled. “The worst part is Aaron said they found Shanna hanging in a closet a week ago. She had used one of zyr ‘life partner’s’ ties. You can imagine how devastated Aaron is now.”

“Sonofa—! We’ve got to get Aaron out of there, especially if zyr current guardian—I refuse to say mother because mothers don’t put that kind of crap on their kyta—is already telling zyr she’s worried about zyr ‘breeding.’ You know what comes next.”

“Oh, I know: forced sterilization. That’s why I’m killing myself trying to come up with a way to get zyr here.”

“We need to talk to Rodney and Zelenka. They’re sneaky SOBs, especially Zelenka. They’ll have ideas.”

“If you trust them, I’m willing to do anything, pay anything. Aaron can’t stay there anymore.”

“We’ll figure it out, Logan. We’re just going to have to be sneakier and meaner than those assholes are, but we’ll get Aaron here one way or another.”

Logan huffed. “Your lips to God’s ears.”

They slowed as they reached the entrance to the central tower. How was it that the trip back always felt shorter than the one out? Oh, wait. The double-time running.

Tony bent and put zyr hands on zyr knees, panting. Zy was going to be so sore later, but zy didn’t care. Runner’s high was a beautiful thing.

Logan stripped off his shirt entirely, using the few dry bits to wipe his face. Tony was tempted to follow his lead, but zy wasn’t comfortable showing off the Bump to all and sundry quite yet.

“One last thing about you and Ronon.”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t know Ronon as well as I know you, but I know he loves you. He wants to make everything all better. He can’t, so just tell him that. Let the poor guy off the hook so he’s not constantly wondering what he did wrong.”

“I’ve tried telling him it’s not his fault.” Tony groaned and shook zyr head. “It just makes him even more worried and overprotective.”

Logan made a face. “Yeah, he probably doesn’t believe you. Not that he thinks you’re lying,” he hastily corrected, “he’s just blaming himself because he feels like he should be able to fix whatever is bothering you.”

Logan paused, warily adding, “I have a suggestion if you want it.”

Tony made a ‘go ahead’ motion with one hand and wished zy had thought to bring water. Zyr mouth was as dry as the Sahara.

“It’s just a thought, and you can take it or leave it,” Logan said, rolling his shoulders and stretching his neck. “Come right out and tell him, ‘hey honeybunch, sugarplum, snuggle monkey,’ or whatever it is you guys call each other.”

Tony sniggered, resolving to call Ronon snuggle monkey at the first opportunity.

“Tell him, ‘I’m irrationally angry at everything and everyone. It has nothing to do with anything you’ve said or done, so I need you to stop trying to fix it. My body and my hormones are FUBAR, and I need you to let me be angry for no reason at all.’” Logan shrugged. “Tell him what you need from him, Tony. I think it’ll make life easier for you both.”

“And if it doesn’t?”

Logan grinned at the challenge in Tony’s tone. “Then give me a call, and I’ll take Ronon to the gym or out to drink some illicit vodka. At least he’ll be out of your way for a while.”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah, Ronon’s a good guy. I wouldn’t mind getting to know him better, especially if we can bitch about how crazy pregnant people are.”

Tony grinned back at him, then stole his shirt and snapped it at him like a gym towel in a locker room. Logan just dodged it and mocked zyr.

“Too slow, Dex!”

“Fine! You invite Ronon to spar, since he’s the fast Dex at the moment, and I’ll call up Rodney. He’ll come over so we can eat cookies and bitch about muscle-bound idiots who beat each other up for fun.”

“Sounds fair to me,” Logan chuckled, stopping by the transporter. He grabbed his shirt back. “Now go on. Get your ass back before your husband loses his mind and thinks he’s done something to make you run away from home.”

Tony stepped inside the transporter and gave a sloppy salute with the wrong hand. “Sir, yes sir!”

Logan’s mock glare was the last thing zy saw before Atlantis whisked zyr home.

*~*~*~*

John was sort of irritated about the fact that he needed an office. He had a really nice one with a very comfy chair, thanks to Atlantis, but that didn’t mean he was happy that he had to do enough paperwork to actually need an office of his own.

Really, he was lucky that Evan Lorne liked doing paperwork, or at least didn’t hate it as much as John did, so he did the lion’s share. John knew Lorne took care of a lot of things he wasn’t officially supposed to be doing, but that was the great thing about having an awesome 2IC like Lorne. For instance, take the conversation they’d just had a couple of days ago.

 

 

“Sir, I noticed your resubmission of that request for the zat guns and/or staff weapons. It was in the batch that’ll go back to Earth the next time we open the Gate.”

John raised his head from where he was glaring furiously at his stupid computer. It refused to remove a formatting setting – a setting John knew hadn’t been there the last time he’d looked at the damned report.

“I resubmitted that, did I?” John didn’t recall submitting it the first time, though it was a good idea.

“Yes, sir,” Lorne agreed mildly, not looking up from where he was working on his own computer at the small conference table. “You sent a cost-analysis this time for what it costs each nation to train human assets, as well as the amounts already invested by the time the asset has reached each rank. Then you sent photos of SR-3 before they left and after we retrieved their bodies from M19-557, along with a cost analysis of their loss versus the cost of the weapons we need.”

John frowned.

Search and Rescue Team 3 had been the Russian elite spetsnaz team who’d gone to what was supposed to be a farming planet. At some time during the month of Einstein, Atlantis typically traded with M19-557 for a round grain similar to couscous. Nobody had seen any of the regular traders from the planet around the various interplanetary markets, so SR-3 had offered to do recon.

Tragically, the entire civilization had turned into a community of Wraith worshipers in the time since they’d last traded with Atlantis. Worse, the community was being visited by their local ‘gods’ to receive a collection of human offerings when SR-3 arrived.

As best they could tell, all but one team member had been killed by the Wraith. The fourth member had managed to get to a gun, shoot his three comrades, then kill himself, even though his body had aged to what looked to be about a ninety Earth years at the time.

John had written the letters to each of their families himself. It was one job he never ask or allow Lorne do for him.

AR-1 and SR-2, with John at the helm, had taken a Jumper and annihilated the community. John knew he was going to have to account for his decision to destroy the entire population, especially since they’d lost Karlo Bunić when they’d retrieved the bodies of SR-3. John still felt he’d done the right thing. Though he hated killing humans, he hated fanatics murdering his own people a whole lot more, and everyone on Atlantis was his no matter their Earth nation of origin.

Recon teams were seeing more and more of the Wraith worshiper communities, which made John worry that the Wraith were tired of chasing after their wild food source and were using their abilities to make sure their meals stayed in controlled groups for better reproduction and tracking. It was a trend they were watching carefully, and they’d already lost enough people to what people were starting to call Wraith farms to know it was impossible to turn them once they’d been ‘domesticated’ by the Wraith.

That knowledge was what had made John decide to destroy M19-557. Frankly, it was a much kinder death than they’d get at the hands of their Wraith ‘gods.’

“That seems a little cold of me, doesn’t it?”

“I don’t think politicians can see anything but numbers, but you thought the photos might help make your case if the numbers don’t,” Lorne explained. “There was a letter too. You wrote to Colonel Chekov.”

“I never would’ve asked you to do that, Lorne,” John said, dropping the pretense.

“I know that, sir. I mostly lifted things from what you already wrote to their families and then added some righteous indignation that we don’t have the equipment we need. Zats or staff weapons might not have saved the team, but we’ll never know how effective they are against the Wraith because the IOA won’t give us any.”

Spetsnaz are like our SEAL teams, so at least Chekov will know if they didn’t make it, no one else could have either.”

“Chekov does have the advantage of actually having been deployed. If he can’t get them send us weapons, then there’s no hope.”

“You mean nobody on the IOA will ever understand we’re in a war, not just over here playing patty-cake and going for swims after work every day.”

“That too,” Lorne admitted.

John just hoped the IOA didn’t start pulling assets back to Earth. He didn’t think they would so long as Atlantis had the ZPM card to play. He hoped not, anyway.

“Do I need to sign that letter?”

Lorne’s lips quirked upward. “You did, sir.”

John huffed. “Just be sure to tell me if I sign anything else important.”

“I will, sir.”

 Unfortunately, what John was dealing with now wasn’t as easy as mundane paperwork. Now that John had let off some of his fury at the SGC over the Red Eagle situation, he was capable of tamping down the rest so he could have a civil conversation about it. He and Major Rutherford had been over it already and had come to a couple of possibilities, so they were both sitting at his conference table, waiting for Lance Corporal Red Eagle himself.

The door notification – which, much to his amusement, John noted now sounded exactly like the ones on the Star Trek: The Next Generation, and meant Tony and Atlantis had been watching movies again – trilled, and John gave the door a mental nudge to open.

“Lance Cpl. Red Eagle, reporting, sir,” Red Eagle said, executing a perfect salute.

“At ease, Red Eagle,” John said.

Red Eagle moved into parade rest, his bright blue eyes staring straight ahead, his spine rigid enough to make John’s back ache just from looking at him.

John held back a sigh. “This isn’t a formal meeting, so relax and take a seat.”

Red Eagle hesitated, confusion flashing across his face, but he managed to sit in the open chair between John and Rutherford.

John leaned forward and put both elbows on the table, deliberately slouching in what Rodney called his Gumby impression.

“So here’s the deal, Red Eagle. Your name came up as a candidate to help with marksmanship, small weapons training, and some of the hand-to-hand fighting skills. I’m told you have some formal training yourself, but you’re more the expert of the style of no style. Is that how you’d describe yourself?”

Red Eagle’s gaze flicked to Rutherford, then back to John.

“Got my ass kicked a lot as a kid on the rez for not lookin’ Native enough. Got it kicked off the rez for being 'Indian.' Eventually learned how not to get it kicked as much.”

Seeing the young man in person for the first time instead of just a file photo on a computer, John couldn’t help but think Red Eagle probably got his ass kicked as much for being ‘pretty’ as he did for being the child of a Native American father and Caucasian mother. John could sympathize with that, having had his own ass handed to him more than once in junior high and high school for being ‘pretty’ himself.

“That’s a legitimate way to learn, even if it’s miserable at the time. Believe me, I know,” John offered. “Staff Sergeant Winston says you’re good enough to work for him, though you’d probably have to pass the Teyla or Ronon test somewhere along the line if you want to teach hand-to-hand.

“Here’s the thing, though; we have a problem.”

If it was possible to come to attention while sitting down, Red Eagle was doing it.

“Now, just relax. It’s not a bad problem but a good one. Major Rutherford here is trying to call dibs on you for SR-2. I’ve been told you were working out with the team before they lost Bunić, and there’s a good mesh of skills and personalities. I’m inclined to let him have you… as long as you’re willing, that is.”

“Sir?”

John could see Red Eagle was doing his best not to give him a confused-yet-grumpy puppy expression, and it was working for the most part.

“Ahh, right. Search and Rescue teams are voluntary. The other Gate teams technically aren’t, but I do my best not to try to shove a square peg into a round hole because miserable people aren’t good for anybody, including themselves. SR teams are strictly voluntary because they are the ones sent in when things have already gone past SNAFU8 and moved right into FUBAR9 territory. In Pegasus, that means you’ll see a whole lot more Wraith than you ever wanted to, and you probably won’t have to worry about grey hair or wrinkles if you go out enough times.”

John held up a warding hand when he could feel Rutherford giving him the hairy eyeball. “Now I’m not saying that to discourage you, Corporal, especially since Rutherford and his team already like you, and they need a fourth before they can go active again. However, I’m not gonna lie about what you’re getting into if you choose to join them.”

Red Eagle just frowned at him.

“I’m saying this is one of the rare times in the military that you get a choice about what you want to do.”

Red Eagles’ gaze slid to Rutherford, who gave him an almost imperceptible nod.

It took him a few seconds, but the kid finally said, “I’ll help train, if you want, but I’d prefer to go with SR-2, sir.”

John nodded, unsurprised. “I thought you’d say that,” he tapped the tablet in the center of the table to wake it up, then slid it toward Red Eagle and relaxed back into his chair. “You need to sign this. It’s orders to join SR-2.”

Belatedly, John added, “You will get hazard duty pay, for what it’s worth.”

Red Eagle picked up the stylus and glanced down warily. When he saw it was exactly what John had said it was, he started to read.

John knew the second Red Eagle came to the signature line. He exchanged a look with Rutherford, allowing himself the barest hint of a smile.

“Sir,” Red Eagle looked up slowly, “My rank is incorrect here.”

“Nope,” John said casually. “Field promotion. Minimum rank for Search and Rescue teams is Corporal, so you get a field promotion.”

It was a very recent change just to give them a reason to promote Red Eagle, but it wasn’t an illogical decision. Anybody willing to be on an SR team deserved to be an E-4 at minimum, plus the hazard pay. It was a shit job in a shit galaxy. Most of the team members weren’t going to live long enough to spend that pay, but they deserved to have the respect it showed.

“Sir?”

Taking pity on him, John explained, “You’re not the first person to come out here with an undeserved black mark or two on his record, myself included. You won’t be the last, I’m sure.” Leaning forward, he let himself show a fraction of the anger he felt about Red Eagle’s situation. “I know what happened and what’s not in the reports, Austin. I make it my business to fix that kind of bullshit whenever I can. I can’t get you back up to Sergeant, not yet, but you’re Corporal again, and nobody here gives a damn what you do with your hair.”

John sat back again and ran one hand through his own non-regulation hair.

“Hell, do I look like I care what anybody does with his hair, so long as it’s neat and clean? Ronon can kick my ass—and frequently does—six ways to Serreday, and his hair is still longer than a lot of the women’s, and it’s a hell of a lot shorter than it was a couple years ago when he had dreds.”

Red Eagle’s eyebrows shot up, and he again looked to Rutherford for confirmation.

John didn’t like knowing one of his people didn’t trust him, but he thought it was a good thing that Red Eagle trusted Rutherford. Not only would Rutherford be his CO, but it meant somebody had been able to reach the understandably wary young man.

Rutherford chuckled. “He’s serious, kid. The only one worse for kicking my ass is Ms. Teyla. At least Ronon has the decency to mock me when he’s done. Ms. Teyla just gets all serene and tries to encourage me. Makes me feel like I need to go home and watch the Disney channel while I play with my Legos.”

John snorted. “Don’t I know it.”

Sometimes Ronon’s harder, unsympathetic ass-kicking was easier on a guy’s ego.

Tough crowd, John thought when Red Eagle’s expression didn’t change.

“Sirs, if I may ask, what’s the catch?”

This time, John did sigh. “Nothing like what you’re thinking. Now that I know your father is a medicine man, you’re a resource for people who’ve never lived in a culture that doesn’t immediately run to grunt candy10 as the panacea for every minor ailment. The worst thing I’ll ask you to do is let the anthropologists talk to you if we run into a culture with their own versions of medicine men and women. Even then, I'll be asking, not ordering.”

Frowning, he said, “I’m not an expert on anything, sir.”

“Oh really? What if I’d said, ‘since I know your father is a shaman’?”

Red Eagle scowled.

“Exactly,” John drawled. “I didn’t know there was a difference until about an hour ago when Major Rutherford explained it to me, and he knew because you’d explained it to him. You don’t realize how much knowledge you have that you take for granted. You don’t have to do anything except be another possible resource for the people who are trying to avoid offending any more Pegasus folks than we already have.”

The scowl faded slowly as the young man accepted that.

“What else?”

“Okay, one last thing, and this isn’t a requirement, though I do want you to strongly consider it.” John ignored the warning look Rutherford shot him and continued, “You have some physical reminders of what was done to you, things that still cause you pain on a daily basis. I’ve spoken with Atlantis, and she is willing to use the same tech she used on Tony Dex when zy first came here in order to heal you completely. She’ll be able to remove any of the wiring or other metal you have now without invasive surgery, too.”

“She can do that?” Rutherford interrupted.

“Yeah. Dex – Tony, that is – gave me permission to tell you that she completely repaired zyr knee, which zy had wrecked when zy played football for Ohio State. It was bad enough that it was a career-ending injury, and zy says there’s no pain at all now, no more metal pins either.”

“Is this offer limited to Red Eagle?”

“We can ask.” John cleared his throat. He always had a brief moment where he wondered if he was insane for calling out to an invisible person and expecting them to show up. “Hey, Atlantis? Would you mind talking to us for a second?”

Atlantis’ humanoid body appeared in the fourth chair, making both Rutherford and Red Eagle jump like startled cats. John couldn’t help but smirk a little. That reaction was never gonna get old.

“John.” She gave him a serene smile. “Major Rutherford, Corporal Red Eagle.”

“Ma’am.”

“Great Lady.”

John reminded himself they’d never seen her before, so he should cut them a break. They probably looked a lot like he had that first time she’d appeared – sort of like somebody had whacked him in the head with a 2x4” of hard rock maple.

“So, Atlantis,” John began, “I was telling Corporal Red Eagle about your offer to repair the damage that had been done to his body, and Major Rutherford was wondering if that offer was limited to just him.”

“I see. It is a logical question, which has two answers,” Atlantis told them. “The repair of the human body requires more concentration and energy than I currently have, were I to attempt to offer this to everyone in the city. Thus, the first answer is yes, I am only offering to repair Corporal Red Eagle at this point in time.

“However, the second answer is no, I am not limiting the offer entirely. Once I have the necessary ZedPMs, I will be able to repair anyone who wishes it.” She tilted her head. “In truth, there is a third answer as well, and that is if someone is gravely injured and requires urgent repair, I will rededicate resources in order to save that person’s life unless they object. As I promised Tony, I will not force anyone to accept my help.”

“Uh, Great Lady? Is the offer one I can think about for a bit?”

Atlantis inclined her head. “Of course. You may call for me if you have further questions, or if you wish to begin the repair.”

“Right. I’ll just go ahead and—” he made a vague gesture with one hand “—think about it.”

“Very well.”

With that, she disappeared.

“She’s not big on good-byes,” John commented drolly.

Rutherford shook his head, like he was shaking off the shock of having an entity he’d known existed but had never seen just casually appear.

Curious, John asked, “What’s up with calling her Great Lady?”

The scowl was back, and Red Eagle shifted in his chair.

“Didn’t seem right just callin’ her ma’am, sir. She’s more like one of the Cherokee Travelers, but it don’t seem right to call her one of the Nunnehi ‘cause she’s not Cherokee.” He shrugged uncomfortably. “It just came out like that, sir.”

“Well, it looked like she was fine with it, so I am too. Sometimes I call her the First Lady if I don’t want to draw her attention by saying her name. Great Lady isn’t far from that.”

“Whatever works and doesn’t make her unhappy,” Rutherford concurred.

“Exactly. Now, are you gonna sign the orders, Red Eagle?

The very corner of the Corporal’s lips twitched, which was the first hint of an expression other than unhappiness or surprise John had seen. He could live with that, especially when Red Eagle leaned over the tablet to sign.

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Chapter 3

Archday, Einstein 27, First Year of the Returned
(April 27, 2008)

“Hey, mind if I sit here?” Tony asked.

Dr. Jamie McNamara looked up from where she was stabbing at her mystery meat pasta and smiled.

“Go for it,” she said and gestured to the chair across from her. “How’s your day been?”

Tony set down zyr tray and settled onto the offered chair, wincing as zyr ass met the cold plastic.

Zy was really going to have to talk to Atlantis about making something to replace the chairs in the mess halls and other gathering rooms. It wasn’t just that they weren’t aesthetically pleasing, though they were ugly and clashed with the beauty of Atlantis’ construction. They were also horribly uncomfortable, especially when Tony had spent the previous night riding Ronon’s cock.

Not that zy was complaining at all; married life was amazing.

“Eh, decent. Paperwork follows me everywhere, even here. I’m sure you know how it is, since you have to write reports every time you turn around too.” Tony shifted the canned peaches into a tray section a little farther from zyr main dish. Zy wished they’d still had fresh fruit when zy’d gone through the line, but the orange-like things that tasted like watermelon always went fast. “How are negotiations going on the not-dragon planet?”

“Pretty well, I think.” Jamie tucked a strand of her fiery red hair behind her ear. “They’re not actually dragons, you know.”

“Well, yeah. That’s why it’s not-dragon planet.”

Jamie rolled her eyes. “Ooh, you’re brave. Isn’t that the red chicmon?”

“Yeah, it’s pretty good if you add enough lemon pepper or sriracha mayo.”

Tony slathered the filet with the pinkish paste that would give it a burn and some zest. Zy had been excited when Atlantis told zyr the second mess hall was serving red chicmon. Zy’d been craving spicy foods a lot lately, and a little sriracha on the chicken-fish would do nicely.

She made a face. “Thanks, but no. I’ll stick with the goulash. I’m glad we got that agreement with that planet with the osturk. I think that’s what the meat is in this, and it’s decent if a little odd.”

“I’m impressed with how well you guys are doing with all the food negotiations.”

“Thank you. It’s difficult and can be incredibly frustrating, depending on the day, but I really enjoy seeing all the different societies there are.” Jamie watched zyr cut off a chunk of chicmon with a sort of horrified fascination. “Are you seriously going to eat it with that much sriracha mayo on it?”

Since zy was already chewing, Tony just nodded.

“Won’t that give you heartburn?”

Swallowing and reaching for zyr milk, Tony gave a lazy shrug. “I pretty much have heartburn all the time right now, so it won’t matter.”

Tony was fairly sure zy was getting part of zyr daily calcium from chewable antacid tablets.

“Better you than me; that’s all I can say,” Jamie told zyr, turning her head to the side and watching out of the corner of her eyes like it was a train wreck she couldn’t look away from completely.

“Yeah, I get that a lot,” Tony chuckled. “So what are the not-dragons like? I’m dying to see one, but Ronon got that worried look when I tried to talk him into letting me go to Verubriga.”

Jamie made a rude noise. “I’m not dumb enough to have an opinion on that, but I’ll tell you about the tanricu, if you want.”

“Yes, please!” Hearing about them would be better than nothing.

“Okay, well if you want to me more correct, they aren’t dragons at all. If you insist on calling them something other than tanricu, I guess you could call them not-wyvern.”

“Really? What’s the difference?” Tony hadn’t known there was a difference. Of course, zy hadn’t ever heard of a wyvern before, so that could’ve been part of the problem.

“Dragons have four legs. Wyvern only have two, but they can fold their wings so they use the front joint – which can have anywhere from one to three extra talons or ‘fingers’ – to help them walk on all fours. Also, wyverns are smaller than dragons.”

Tony wasn’t sure if zy was disappointed about that or not. Then again, it would be nearly impossible to keep creatures the size of a house fed. Not to mention cleaning up after them. There wasn’t a pooper-scooper on any planet that was built for that. Maybe smaller was better.

“Huh. I didn’t know that. Ronon used my DVD case from Eragon to try to show me what they look like.”

“Well, I guess that works to show that they’re reptilian, but they’re really not the same thing at all.” Jamie speared the last few noodles with her fork as she tried to explain the differences. “Wyvern and Verubriga’s tanricu are a lot more sleek and snakey, I guess you could say. Their bodies kind of remind me of a great dane: they’re skinny at the hindquarters, but their chests are extremely muscular. The chest muscles have to be big because those are the muscles that power their huge wings. Of course, they have a long tail to balance their heads and chests when they’re flying, and the tip of the tail is triangular.”

“So they really can fly, then?” Tony felt that was the most important thing about the tanricu. Earth had had monster lizards at some point, but dragons could fly.

“Oh, yeah. Definitely. They’re a lot swifter and more agile in the air than they are on the ground.” Jamie finished off her goulash and neatly stacked her silverware on the edge of her tray. “The first time we saw them, they didn’t fly so much as dive-bomb us and scare the crap out of us, but we’ve been there enough now that we’ve been able to see them in the air. They’re a full rainbow of colors and quite beautiful when you’re not worried they’re after your spleen.”

“I wish I could go with you to Verubriga so I could see them in person,” Tony said wistfully. “It would be worth sitting through the boring negotiation meetings for that.”

Jamie gave an inelegant snort. “No you don’t, believe me. I was thrilled when the high priestess agreed to let me go back to my regular duties so I didn’t have to keep going. I know how to negotiate, and I’m good at it, but that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t get tedious sometimes. That’s doubly true when the other side is so reticent that just getting them to consider trading is a huge win.”

“What? I thought I heard somebody say you were there for the duration.”

“I thought I’d have to be, but I told High Priestess Faerl that I’d like to remain behind because I needed to be with my team. She assumed I’m the leader of my team because I’m the only woman, and she told me it was fine if I wanted to stay with them. She was sure they’d need my guidance by now.”

Tony snickered. “They probably do. My husband said he saw Santiago from SR-1 kicking Fairmont’s ass the other day. Seung was already spread out on the floor looking like he was gonna cry. Though I have to say I’ve learned to take Ronon’s less-than-complimentary descriptions of Earthers post-sparring practice with a grain of salt. Or a whole salt shaker. Whichever.”

“Oh, I’m pretty sure Ronon was on the money,” Jamie laughed, the corners of her eyes crinkling. “My teammates are badasses, and I wouldn’t trade them for the world; however, those two have the unfortunate idea stuck in their heads that women are physically weak. It’s hard for them to see a female as a threat.”

Tony snorted and rolled zyr eyes. “I had assumed that kind of thinking would get beaten out of everybody in Colorado before they were sent to us.”

“You’d be surprised.” Jamie said wryly. “I kick their asses regularly, and they’re still shocked every time it happens.”

Looking at her, zy could see why people would assume she wasn’t a physical powerhouse. Tony, however, was smart enough to know better, especially after having worked with Ziva and now Teyla. Neither woman was a giant, but both could kick zyr ass. Zy had no doubt Jamie was the same way, even though she was petite and looked more like she’d stepped out of Irish folklore than anything else.

“Don’t they know women have a higher pain threshold than men? Well, I don’t know if that’s true, but I remember hearing it or reading it somewhere.”

Jamie shook her head and picked up her dinner roll. She ripped off a piece and used it to mop up the goulash sauce before popping it in her mouth, saying, “That’s not necessarily true. There have been a ton of studies, and they rarely agree with each other. There are even studies that say women have different pain thresholds based on where they are in their monthly cycle.”

She shrugged and ripped off another piece of her roll.

“Personally, I think that pain is such a subjective thing that you can’t accurately test for it, especially when the brain reacts the same way to physical and emotional pain. What might be a seven for me on a one-through-ten scale might be a ten for your, or vice versa. That doesn’t make either person’s pain any less legitimate.

“And then there’s the fact that people being tested give different responses based on the gender of the tester.”

“Ah, men try to be tougher in front of another guy?” There had been times when Tony had gone another round or pushed zyrself further in a single training session than zy should have, afraid of looking weak in front of the guys.

“Nope. Just the opposite, actually.”

“Really? That kind of surprises me.”

Jamie tilted her head and studied zyr. “Let me guess: you pushed yourself in front of guys because you were afraid of getting ‘caught’ out as a kysra.” When Tony agreed, she continued, “Most XYs aren’t worried about that. They’re tapping into their hindbrain that tells them they need to display and prove themselves to XXs so that they’ll be picked to continue their genetic line.”

“Like a peacock strutting his feathers.”

“Pretty much. Most guys don’t even know they’re doing it.”

Okay. That made sense.

“But I don’t do that because my genetic line will continue no matter if I’m with an XX or an XY.”

“Exactly,” Jamie agreed, looking pleased.

Tony wondered if it was because zy had picked up what she was trying to say, or because zy was interested in what she had to say in general. Zy got the feeling neither was very common among the general military population.

“So the Lorain people aren’t super badassed just because their leader is a woman?”

“No, and they’re just as sexist, but in a different way.” At Tony’s surprised expression, she elaborated, “I don’t think the threat of the Wraith allows a culture to have weak leaders for very long. I like and respect Faerl, but that doesn’t mean I think it’s right to exclude one gender from being candidates for leadership. There are good male leaders, good female leaders, and I’m sure there would be good kysra leaders if any were ever in that position. The same way, there are terrible male, female, or kysra leaders for a variety of reasons. What I do like is the way the Lorains choose their leader.”

“You have a point,” Tony was forced to admit, thinking about Morrow and Shepard. “I’ve worked for men and women. Some have been better than others, but they’ve all had good and bad points. What do the Lorains do to elect their leader? I assume it’s some kind of democracy.”

“No, actually, it’s not. It’s all merit-based and has very little to do with a person’s popularity.”

“How does that work?”

Tony scraped some of the sriracha mayo off the chicmon. The way zyr mouth was burning and zyr eyes watering told zyr zy had been a bit too enthusiastic with the sauce before. Zy was out of milk to wash it down with, too.

“Well, first the term priestess doesn’t denote a religious belief but a mastery of mental and physical skills. Faerl, for instance, became the leader when she reached their highest level of mastery of their particular martial arts and defeated the rest of the tribe, including the former leader, in physical games as well as games of logic and mathematics and something they call governance.”

Tony gave her a skeptical look. “Governance? How can they judge how well someone will govern them before the person makes any decisions?”

“It’s pretty interesting, even if it sounds a lot like a role-playing game. The person being tested is assigned a group of people to lead through a variety of tasks based on a storyteller’s narrative and a set of dice that force the leader to react to chance occurrences. She’s judged based on the success of the task and how well her group is getting along at the end. I understand they frequently choose people who are exes or who are known to despise each other.”

Tony’s eyes widened, and zy gave a grim laugh. “I bet that gets interesting!”

“I wouldn’t want to go through it, but it is logical. No matter how large or small a population, people are going to fight.”

There was no question about that. More than two people on Gibbs’ team had been too many when the boss was pitting them against one another.

“So being a priestess doesn’t have anything to do with a religion or worship of some kind?”

It seemed like a strange word to choose if it wasn’t religious at all.

“Nope, not that I could see. I spoke extensively with Ontona, one of the other priestesses, trying to figure out exactly what they do believe. Like most of Pegasus, they have a respect bordering on reverence for the Alterans, but they don’t worship them outright like the Daganians did or like the Athosians used to.”

Jamie smiled faintly. “I did ask about the Vedaeus, and Ontona was shocked I had even heard of them. She clammed up on me until I told her we had taken in a Satedan a few years back, and I got the impression she never would have said anything about the Vedaeus if I hadn’t brought it up first.”

Another strand of hair had slipped loose, making her frown in irritation. She produced a hair tie from somewhere and pulled it all back into a sleek ponytail before continuing. “I couldn’t get her to say much, though I probably would have if I’d had more time, but another of the priestesses came in while we were talking and shut her down. Then she sent her to do something that took her quite a ways from the village, and I didn’t get to see her again.”

“How many priestesses are there?” Tony asked, giving up on the chicmon entirely. Zy moved on to zyr peas and had a brief flash of amusement at the thought of Doc Xander being unable to get away from his most hated vegetable even in another galaxy.

“I’m not sure,” she replied thoughtfully. “Nobody would give us exact numbers for anything – humans, tanricu, or the aknata in the herds. The most I could get was that priestess is a title, and the number varied depending on the population and the most recent challenges.”

“So the challenge isn’t limited to the high priestess?”

“No, not at all. In fact, anyone can challenge the lowest ranked priestess, then she could work her way up to high priestess if she were that good and that determined.”

“But only the level just below could challenge the next level up, right? Otherwise I’d think all they’d ever get done would be one challenge after another.” Tony knew that certainly wouldn’t be conducive to growing crops, preparing for Wraith attacks, or otherwise running a productive society.

“That’s what Ontona made it sound like. Of course, I assume an unpopular priestess would be challenged more frequently until she ended up losing the title or position she had reached, so I guess popularity does play some role in the process.”

“What about the current high priestess?”

“Faerl is extremely popular and well-respected,” Jamie replied. “According to the people I was able to speak with, she’s made a lot of good decisions that have helped the population grow, so she hasn’t had any challengers in several years. If she’s anything like her predecessor, she’ll have to convince one of the lower priestesses to challenge for her position when she wants to step down.”

Unspoken between them was the knowledge that Faerl would have to survive the Wraith and any natural disasters as well as diseases and viruses common to a population without advanced medical technology.

“Wow, that’s certainly different from deciding who should govern based on how much BS they can spin and how well they can trash-talk their opponent during their campaign. I wonder if we could institute something like that back on Earth.”

Jamie smirked. “It’s a nice thought, but it wouldn’t work.”

“Why not?”

“Because the Lorains have few enough people that they can use a single, agreed-upon definition of fiscal and moral responsibility to determine the winner of the governance competitions. All the people are in the same situation and at the same economic level – poverty, basically – and need the same things.”

“Unlike the diverse communities among the people of Earth.” Tony could see how that would make a huge difference. Every nation on Earth had people ranging from subsistence or utter poverty to extreme wealth.

“Besides,” Jamie continued, wiping her mouth with her napkin before tossing it on her tray beside her plate. “For all that the high priestess has to prove herself before she gets the position, once she’s there, it’s a dictatorship. She has the lower priestesses to advise her, but that doesn’t mean she’s required to take their advice. She could arbitrarily decide one day that all right-handed people have to work the fields, and all the left-handed people have to hunt. I know I’d hate living under someone with that kind of ultimate power, no matter how smart or well-intentioned they might be.”

Tony raised a brow. “Wait, nobody could do anything different? What if it’s a stupid order, like the example you just came up with?”

“People might grumble, but what the high priestess orders is what happens. Once she says, ‘as I say, so shall it be,’ it’s a done deal. Anybody who rebels is punished with a fine, physical punishment like being flogged or put to labor at the most unpopular tasks, or by being cast out for a certain amount of time. That last one is the most serious because someone on their own doesn’t live long. That’s true for any world in Pegasus.”

Tony winced. “That sounds harsh.”

“I guess so,” Jamie said pensively. “I see why it is that way, though. There are so few Verubriganians that they can’t afford to have the tribe split. They barely have a large enough population to meet the minimum number for a viable civilization as it is. I had more people in my graduating high school class than they have in their entire village.”

Tony stopped twirling zyr straw and poking at the ice cubes left in zyr empty cup. “I thought they were called the Lorains.”

“Right, they are. The humans are the Lorains. The not-wyvern are the tanricu. The Lorains consider the tanricu windsisters and include them as beings of the planet, so whenever the Lorains are referring to themselves and the tanricu together, they say Verubriganians.”

“Wait, so are the tanricu sentient?” Tony frowned. “I think I actually mean sapient?”

“Yes, they’re definitely sentient. They’re not at the human level of sapience, but there’s more to them than, say, a dog or a cat back on Earth. They’re aware of themselves as individuals, and they have their own organizational structure, which is called a whirlwind.”

“They govern themselves?”

“Not quite. It’s more like a pack hierarchy. The whirlwinds are composed of anywhere from five to twenty tanricu, and their leader or alpha is called a mair.11 Then there’s the head Mair who rules over all the whirlwinds, and she is always the partner to the human high priestess.”

Jamie leaned forward and grinned. “Now this is the really cool thing that I just know is going to send the biologists into raptures: whichever mair is the head Mair actually undergoes a biological change that makes her about a third larger than the others. Her scales turn a single, glossy, duocrome color, and she forms a bond with the high priestess.”

“Whoa, seriously?! That sounds like some freaky sci-fi kind of thing.”

Jamie laughed brightly. “Tony, you’re saying that sounds sci-fi as you sit in another galaxy having lunch on a sapient space ship. Seriously?”

Tony gave a rueful grin. “You have a point. But finish what you were saying about this partnership. Can all the tanricu form bonds with humans?”

Still smiling, Jamie answered, “Yes, from what I understand. I don’t know how it works, since they don’t speak out loud or anything. There isn’t any telepathic communication as far as I’ve been told, though it can seem like it if the human and the tanricu have been paired a long time because they’ll just know what the other wants.”

“That is the coolest thing I’ve ever heard of,” Tony said. Zy heaved a sigh. “Now I really want to meet one of them.”

“You can just stop with the sad puppy eyes, Tony Dex. There is no way in hell I’d sneak you through to Verubriga.”

“Oh, I know. Ronon would kill you, right?”

Jamie cocked her head and stared at zyr incredulously. “Seriously?”

“I hear it all the time,” Tony assured her, a bitter twist to zyr lips. “If I weren’t positive Ronon has no idea people think of him as my guardian or whatever, he and I would have problems.”

“For the love of….” Jamie rolled her eyes and rubbed her forehead.

“Yeah, well. People are idiots, even when they mean well.”

“It’s probably not intentional, Tony. My educated guess is they have no idea they’re subconsciously carrying over the Earther idea that kysra aren’t capable of making their own decisions, which is a bunch of aknata crap anyway. You do what you want, but if it were me, I wouldn’t put up with it. You’re an intelligent, articulate adult, who is a part of our law enforcement system, and you have every right to be treated that way.”

Tony made a face. “I think it was kind of a joke at first, because everyone is intimidated by Ronon in general, you know? I’ve probably let it go on too long, and we’re going to need to have a come-to-Vedaeus meeting.”

“If nothing else, you can tell them that treating you like that implies that Ronon would have sex with someone who didn’t have the intellect to be capable of giving consent.”

Tony sat up straight and sucked in a shocked breath. “Oooo, ouch! You mean… if they want to be scared of him, give them a reason?”

“I’d go the kick in the pants route first, but if that doesn’t work, then sure.”

Tony was going to have to think about it, but zy was pretty sure Jamie was right.

“So if being afraid of Ronon isn’t why you wouldn’t sneak me to see the tanricu…?”

Tony grimaced at zyr tray and let zyrself leave the rest of zyr peas. Canned peas really were disgusting.

“Why am I so adamant that I won’t take you?” Jamie finished for zyr.

“Yeah.”

“Because you are a smart, articulate adult. If you want on a Gate team, earn it, bucko.” She grinned to soften the harsh statement. “I’m not sure what you know about how we qualify for the chance to be on a team, but it involves a heck of a lot of blood, sweat, and tears. I went through about a hundred hours of training and qualifying with various weapons before I was eligible. I waited another three Satedan months before Sheppard and Jordan agreed to give me a shot.”

“I didn’t realize that.” Zyr brow furrowed. “But if you’ve all had so much training, then why were we just talking about your teammates getting their asses kicked?”

Jamie snorted. “All the training in the world won’t cure a blind spot. They’re not inept by any means; they just have a blind spot when it comes to women being capable of the same sort of violence and skill that they are.”

That made sense. Tony hadn’t been quite so bad, but zy’d had a sort of blind spot until zy had seen that women on the police force were every bit as trained and capable as their counterparts.

 “Fine.” Tony heaved a melodramatic sigh and purposely widened zyr eyes and pushed out zyr bottom lip in a parody of a pout. “If you won’t help me out that way, will you at least share your chocolate pudding? They were out of that and the orange/watermelon things when I went through.”

“That I can do,” Jamie said, snickering as she slid the dish onto Tony’s tray. “I’m going to go grab one of those turnovers left from breakfast instead anyway. I’m not sure why I took the pudding in the first place.”

Tony grinned and batted zyr eyelashes. “Because you love me.”

Jamie slid her chair back and stood. “Nope, but you do make for nice scenery while I’m eating.”

Tony’s jaw dropped.

With a grin and a wink, Jamie walked away.

*~*~*~*

Keplerday, Einstein 29, First Year of the Returned
(April 19, 2008)

“I want him gone! I want them both gone!” Rodney ranted, his face flushed with fury as he paced the length of Sam’s office. “I won’t have anyone on the city who thinks sabotage is a prank!”

Sam was still seated calmly behind her desk. She pushed back in her chair and crossed her arms over her chest. Rodney just knew she was going to say something condescending.

“Really, Rodney? Isn’t that kind of hypocritical? You turn off people’s hot water all the time. You know he didn’t mean for it to happen.”

Rodney spun around and glared at her. That wasn’t the same thing at all!

“First of all, when I do it, I’m not an idiot. I don’t accidentally give anybody burns over most of their body. Secondly, every time I turn off somebody’s hot water, it’s punitive. Not only that, but I tell them,” he snapped. “I come right out and tell them they’re stupid, they screwed up, and I’m punishing them by turning off their hot water for however long it is.”

“So if Hoffman had told Wheeler he was going to shut off his hot water, then it would have been okay?”

Rodney rolled his eyes. “Oh, give me a break, Carter! I don’t do it randomly to anyone who annoys me. If I did, hardly anyone in the city would ever have hot water! It’s like a parent sending one of their brats to stand in the corner: it’s meant to inconvenience them, possibly embarrass them, but never do they mean to harm them. If people are too stupid to figure out that they need to talk to their friends and ask if they can use their shower for a few days, then don’t belong on my city anyway.”

Sam arched a brow. “Your city?”

“Yeah well I’m sure Atlantis doesn’t want stupid people either. Too many stupid people would be a danger to Tony, and she won’t allow that.”

Carter pursed her lips, which Rodney thought meant she agreed but wasn’t going to admit it.

“That doesn’t mean you can kick them off the city for unintentional damage.”

Rodney narrowed his eyes and glared at her.

“Are you just playing devil’s advocate now? Because that is not something the Sam Carter I know would ever say. Doctor Samantha Carter the scientist would have lost her mind at the thought of biologists screwing around with the infrastructure at Cheyenne Mountain.”

 Sam’s eyes went wide, and she turned bright red. She shifted and uncrossed her arms.

“You might not be completely wrong.” She managed an apologetic half-smile. “Tony will figure out what Hoffman intended. Talk to me about the academic sabotage. How many people reported lost or incorrect data?”

Partially mollified, Rodney huffed and finally took the chair she’d previously tried to get him to use.

“Fine. Here’s what I found on server 27.”

He would let Tony make zyr reports, and then he’d demand the idiots be sent back on the Daedalus… if it ever showed up.

*~*~*~*

Casimirday, Einstein 31, First Year of the Returned
(April 21, 2008)

Three weeks. Three Earth weeks exactly since the Daedalus should’ve arrived with their supplies, and Sam was freaking out. It was all internal because she knew better than most how having a calm leader could make the difference between dying on a Goa’uld ship and pulling off a daring rescue. Sam had been and would remain calm and positive in front of everyone, even Colonel Sheppard.

She always put the best possible spin on the situation while still being realistic. The truth was, every time the Gate opened for another databurst, there was a part of her that wondered if this would be the time the SGC sent through a device or chemical that would eliminate what they thought was a foothold situation.

She never gave away a hint of what she was thinking, though. Instead, she talked about how the Daedalus had better be bringing her expensive chocolate and her favorite dessert wine. She remarked on how she was eager to see some of the people she knew were slated to come to Atlantis as of the last roster. She joked about sending tava beans back home and demanding coffee beans instead. With the scientists, she discussed the possibilities some of their discoveries might have for Earth.

Most of all, she kept the city functioning, trying to keep that careful balance between being an Air Force Colonel and the IOA representative. Never ever did she say she thought it was possible the Daedalus wouldn’t come back.

Now three weeks after the Daedalus was supposed to arrive, their supplies were getting thin, even with the extra trade they’d been able to coordinate. They were down to twenty days of food left before she wouldn’t have a choice but to cut everyone to half rations. She was already considering cutting less active personnel to two-thirds portions, especially if it would keep their Gate teams and patrol personnel on full rations for longer.

Sam had run the numbers, and it wouldn’t make a huge difference, but there were enough administrative and scientific personnel – including Sam herself – that it would mean they had food for another week, and that was with all Gate teams on full rations the whole time. Anybody going out of the city on a regular basis would be the absolute last people to cut back.

It was not a decision she thought she’d ever have to make.

She had the irrational urge to stomp her feet and scream because she’d taken the assignment with the understanding that the Daedalus would be making supply runs she’d be able to count on. Weir was the one who had agreed to make the trip to a destination from which there might not be any possible return. Sam was tough. She’d done a lot of badass things, if she did say so herself. What she hadn’t done was go without food for a long period, nor had she ever had to watch anyone else go without. It was a terrifying prospect.

Now this.

Sam could hardly force herself to finish the message from General Landry and the IOA. It was confirmation of what John had suspected and Sam had feared: the SGC was concerned that they had lost focus on the mission. In layman’s terms, they were afraid she and John had gone native and had taken everyone else with them.

There were other things in the message that concerned Sam, things she’d have to get answers for from Atlantis herself. It was only after she had those answers and responded to General Landry on the following Earth Monday that the Daedalus would depart for Pegasus.

Thinking it was better to just get it over with, Sam purposely called the entity’s attention for the first time.

“Atlantis? Would you mind coming to speak with me?”

Atlantis appeared immediately, and the office windows frosted.

“Greetings, Hera. I have noted that you change your office windows when you are in conference. I have done so for you this time.”

“Oh, thank you.”

The entity called Atlantis, who was clothed in a business suit that could have come from Earth except for the tendency of the navy fabric to shimmer, stepped forward and sat in the chair across from Sam.

“You are distressed.”

Sam let herself scrub her face with her hands and sigh. Doubtless Atlantis had seen her do far worse.

“I am. Have you read the transmission from Earth?”

“I assume you speak of the one to you, Hera?”

Sam nodded.

“No, I have not. Shall I do so?”

Sam debated with herself for a few seconds, then nodded, resigned.

“You might as well. You need to know what it says.”

Atlantis went still, then tilted her head.

“Ah, I see why you are troubled. The Earth organization believes they no longer have your loyalty. They wish to replace you.”

“Yes. They’re sending a man named Richard Woolsey.”

“You do not like him.”

Sam had to be careful how she responded to that. She didn’t want to make the situation worse.

“I think they believe you will want him here because he has a delta… no, a kysra lover. They don’t say it outright, but I would assume he’s bringing zyr with him.”

Atlantis seemed to study Sam, her eyes completely black rather than full of the shooting stars and supernovas that Sam found so fascinating.

“He does not treat zyr well,” she concluded.

Sam heaved a sigh and let herself slouch, one elbow resting on her desk.

“I think he thinks he treats zyr just fine. From an Earth perspective, he does, at least from what I’ve seen.” She pressed her lips together, then had a fleeting moment where she realized her lips were dry, but she didn’t know where her chapstick was. “From a Satedan point of view… well, Woolsey definitely doesn’t treat zyr like Ronon treats Tony. She’s also younger than he is. A lot younger. It makes me concerned for Jae—that’s Woolsey’s lover—and concerned for how you’ll react.”

“I have had many long discussions with Tony, Hera. I am aware of what the kysra on Earth suffer. No matter how well zy is treated, I will offer Kysra Jae a place of refuge within Dex Tower. If zy wishes to retain this Woolsey as a lover, zy may choose to have him accompany zyr. However, if he mistreats zyr, I will banish him from the tower or send him back to Earth. All kysra must be safe, and one who harms any of my kysra is a danger to all.”

Sam nodded and breathed a sigh of relief. That didn’t sound so bad. Banishment from the Dex Tower or going back to Earth wasn’t as bad as, say, beaming him into the ocean or killing him with nanites. Sam didn’t know the limits of what Atlantis would do in a given situation, and that was the problem.

“Okay, then you saw the part about negotiating with Woolsey and Daniel for a ZPM?”

“Yes,” Atlantis replied. “I am open to such negotiations.”

“Great. You probably also noticed that Maggiore Andrea Cattaneo has requested his kysra child be sent to him. Zy is in Russia with a friend of Cattaneo’s. It says zy will be eighteen in a few months, so hopefully custody isn’t difficult. I didn’t think you’d have a problem with that.”

“Indeed not. All kysra are welcome here, especially the kyta of those who dwell here already.”

“Right. That makes sense.” Sam took a deep breath and broached the topic she was most worried about. “You saw the IOA has appointed someone to replace Tony as Chief Investigator.”

“I did. I think, however, that there are enough people and enough misdeeds that we will need both Tony and this new man, Mason Grant. Tony spends far more time than zy reports investigating misdeeds, mediating disputes, and setting fines and judgements. Zy also works on the city laws and is attempting to gather information about laws on other planets. It will be good for zyr to have help, especially as the kyta grows and takes more of zyr energy.”

“I have wondered how zy managed to turn in so many reports and only bill for forty-eight or fifty-four hours per Satedan week,” Sam admitted with a frown. “I’ve been concerned about zyr working too hard, but I guess I thought Ronon would put a stop to it if that was what was happening.”

“Since the conversations took place in public, I do not believe I am breaking a confidence when I tell you that just two days ago, Tony discussed with three different people how it was incorrect to assume Ronon’s reactions will affect zyr behavior.” Atlantis tilted her head, watching Sam’s reaction. “Zy was adamant in pointing out that zy was an adult and capable of making zyr own choices. Not only that, but behaving as though Ronon were zyr parent rather than zyr husband demeaned them and their relationship.”

Oh. Oh crap.  

Sam propped her elbows on the desk, folded her hands and rested her forehead against her hands.

In saying it out loud and hearing Atlantis’ response, Sam realized that it was true. She had been expecting Ronon to act like Tony’s parent and prevent zyr from overworking. If Sam had been worried about Sheppard overworking, she would’ve talked to him about taking a break. Why hadn’t she done the same thing with Tony?

“Hera?”

Sam heaved a sigh and let her arms fall to the desk.

“I suddenly realized I still have a ways to go before I’ve purged my own prejudices, that’s all. I am concerned about Tony working too many hours, but it’s because zy is just as susceptible to burnout as anyone else. I know zy probably feels like zy has something to prove, but either Sheppard or I talk to Wolfe when he’s slipped into workaholic mode, as he tends to do. Heck, Sheppard and I talk to each other when we think the other is forgetting to come up for air. We’ll have to watch and talk to Tony when zy does the same thing.”

That decided, she moved on, “I’m so grateful for what zy has done to change this place. I overheard someone – I won’t say who if you don’t already know – tell another person that they actually felt safe walking back to their quarters if they stayed late in the labs because another scientist was in the DC.”

“Tony would be pleased to know such a thing.”

Sam nodded. “I’ll tell zyr when I talk to zyr about the new person coming. I just have to figure out how to tell zyr and make zyr believe it’s not a horrible thing.”

“Perhaps wait until after the celebration of Ronon’s birth Tony is planning on the fifth of YangHui.”

“If you’re sure, that’s what I’ll do.”

Atlantis inclined her head.

Well, that meant Sam could put it off for a little while.

“Hera… Sam. It occurs to me that you believe you must leave. That is not so.”

“Well, it kind of is.” She dropped her gaze to her clenched hands on her desk and refused to give in to the urge to pout or cry. Neither one was the dignified response of a woman her age. Still, she had grown to love the people of Atlantis and would be heartbroken when she had to leave. “Woolsey is going to replace me, and I’ll get orders for where I have to go next.”

“No, that will not happen. I agreed to negotiate with this Woolsey and your Daniel. I did not agree to allow either of them – or anyone else, for that matter – to replace you as Hera of my city. Nor have I agreed to allow a military leader other than John Sheppard. I am aware that the Earthers will try to put another in his place as well.”

Sam felt like she’d been put in a centrifuge set on maximum speed.

“Pardon? I—I don’t think—I mean—can you do that?”

 “Sam, I will not permit another to take your place. I will only agree to negotiate with the others if you are the Hera of the people within my structure, including those who wish to speak with me. Unless you wish to leave, no one can remove you. Do you wish to stay?”

“Yes!” The response felt like it sprang directly from her heart to her lips. “I want to stay, Atlantis. I want nothing more, but I don’t understand why you’d want me to stay. I haven’t done a very good job, you know. I’ve made so many mistakes I can hardly count them!”

Atlantis smiled fondly at her. “Hera Sam, there is no such thing as a perfect human. Even our Kysra, the very first Kysra whom I helped to design, even zy made errors in judgement. It is the nature of choice. Sometimes we will choose incorrectly.

“I myself have made mistakes, terrible mistakes that cost millennia of pain and regret. Yes, you are young, and this is your first command. I know that. I am aware that another with more experience might make different decisions, but I would have you instead, so long as you wish to remain.”

“But you just said someone with more experience would be better,” Sam protested.

It gave her a warm feeling to know Atlantis liked her, but they needed to think of what was better for all the humans of the city, not just Sam.

“No, not better. Different,” Atlantis countered. “That person would make different mistakes.”

Atlantis reached across the desk and took Sam’s hand in her own.

“So many leaders choose to lead for their own benefit. You seek to make the lives of those under your authority better, safer, even if it means you sacrifice your own comforts. Instead of elevating those who do you favors or flatter your ego, you praise honesty and diligence at one’s work, especially when that work is for the betterment of the whole. You treat each person with respect, looking into their eyes when speaking to them rather than ordering and dismissing them from you without a glance.

“Sam, you do not understand how rare a creature you are. You are willing to admit when you are wrong, even when it is difficult, and all that you have learned from the time of your birth says something different.”

“I don’t remember doing anything like that.”

“But you did, Hera. When you first met Tony, did you not think it was unfortunate that zy had come? Did you not think that zy would be trouble, that zy would be much as the Earth culture says all kysra are?”

Sam’s cheeks flushed in shame, but she nodded.

“Yet you gave zyr a chance. You treated zyr justly, and when the time came to make a decision about giving zyr real authority over the people, you did so and told zyr you were glad zy was here. To do that, you must have had a paradigm shift of great significance.”

Sam shrugged. “I don’t think of zyr as a delt at all anymore, or I don’t do it consciously anyway. Tony is… zy’s just Tony.”

Atlantis nodded, her smile satisfied. “As you say, you changed your own mind. To do so, you must be without false pride. You must value truth more than your past ideals. Even when I was Joined with the other four, we did not always do this, much to my shame.

“It is for all these reasons that you are a good leader, Sam. One day, you will be truly great, and on that day, you will still be Hera of this people. I will have no other while you choose to take this responsibility on your shoulders.

“I say again, no one can force you to leave, my Hera. It is the same for John Sheppard. You are mine so long as you wish to be.”

*~*~*~*

Tesladay, Einstein 32, First Year of the Returned
(April 22, 2008)

Tony finished typing zyr most recent report, saved it, then sat back with a sigh. Not even an office chair specifically designed for zyr by Atlantis was comfortable after sitting in it for three hours straight while zy worked on reports and paperwork.

Having a honeymoon had been fantastic, better than fantastic, yet the interruption to zyr work meant zy was playing catch-up now. It had also been an interruption to zyr role of Chief Investigator, which somehow meant the civilians thought they could go back to pre-Tony, business-as-usual crap.

Needless to say, they’d been receiving prompt reeducation since Tony had come back.

The most serious case Tony had to deal with was something that never should have been allowed to escalate as far as it had, but neither of the bitter rivals had reported their grievances to zyr, nor had their colleagues.

According to the information Tony had dragged out of the men and those who knew them, the two scientists had started out doing things that were stupid, harmless, or embarrassing at first. That didn’t last long. By the time Tony was taking zyr first trip away from the city, they’d progressed to sabotaging each other’s projects and data.

Tony had been blissfully unaware of the problem because, of those who knew what was happening, everyone zy had interviewed had variations of three excuses: they’d thought the department heads should handle it, they hadn’t realized things were escalating so quickly between the two rival marine biologists, or they hadn’t realized they could go to zyr for help.

Tony had zyr suspicions that none of those excuses were entirely true for several of them. Zy was more apt to think that prejudices against kysra were still running strong. Scientists were merely human, after all, and they had plenty of their own biases and logical failures.

Tony had no idea how long the situation might have lasted, but only a few days ago, Dr. Hoffman made an error that resulted in serious injury to Dr. Wheeler, and it could have led to disaster for an entire floor of people if Atlantis hadn’t discovered it.

Tony shook zyr head and thought back to the interrogation:

 

 

“Right. Let’s try this again,” Tony said with forced calm despite the fact that zy would much rather give the man at the interview table to Ronon for a few hours of IST – Individualized, Specialized Training, which people called being iced.

Rodney and Atlantis already wanted to send Hoffman through a space gate for screwing with Atlantis’ systems. Tony wasn’t quite there, if only because someone should have come to zyr long before the escalating pranks and sabotage became more than just pranks, but the more zy had to deal with the ass, the more zy was starting to see Rodney’s point.

Dr. Thomas Hoffman was a good-looking guy with blond hair further lightened by the sun, tan skin, and light blue eyes. He had obvious muscle, even beneath the standard-issue uniforms, and Tony thought he’d probably talked his way into the beds of more than one person just based on his looks. He looked like a California surfer, but his attitude problem was so obvious that he could have been a supermodel and still been ugly in Tony’s mind.

Hoffman stood to his full 6’2”, trying to intimidate Tony with the whole two inches of difference in their heights.

“I was told I needed to give my statement to an investigator. I’m not going to talk to you.” He pointed at Tony and sneered, “I don’t care what anyone says; I know what kind of freak you are.”

Atlantis made a furious sound in Tony’s mind and sent an image of Hoffman walking through the Gate into open space.

Tony did zyr best not to roll zyr eyes. If zy wasn’t intimidated by a Marine tripping on a PTSD-fueled ‘roid rage, Leroy Jethro Gibbs on a rampage, or an MD suffering a psychotic break, Hoffman sure as hell wasn’t going to do it.

Tony stood silent and stared at Hoffman through narrowed eyes until the man began to fidget. Only once he’d swallowed nervously did Tony casually pace forward to circle behind him. Zy drew close enough to speak directly into his ear.

Starting on a whisper and ending on a shout, Tony hissed, “Sit down. NOW.

Hoffman sat, nearly missing the chair.

Atlantis snickered, a tickle in Tony’s mind.

Stone-faced, Tony paced behind Hoffman another few seconds until the scientist was looking over his shoulder nervously, trying to keep Tony in sight. If he’d been anything but a blowhard with more degrees than brains, the mild tactic wouldn’t have worked. It certainly wouldn’t have worked on someone like Ronon… or Rodney, for that matter. As it was, Tony didn’t even have to ask a question before Hoffman broke.

“It was Wheeler’s fault!” the scientist blurted out.

Tony rounded the table slowly until zy faced him. Zy crossed zyr arms over zyr chest and raised one eyebrow.

Hoffman flushed a blotchy red.

“It was!”

Tony raised the other brow.

Hoffman dropped his gaze and swallowed tightly.

“Okay, okay! I didn’t mean to hurt him that bad! We’ve been pranking each other since he got here with that group that came through the Stargate instead of on the Daedalus.”

“Pranking?” Tony purred. “That’s what you call first- and second-degree burns?”

“It wasn’t supposed to do that! I meant to have his shower turn ice cold after two minutes, but it didn’t work the first time I tried it. He just whined like a little bitch to one of those fixer techs like that little Chinese girl, and they changed it back.”

//Fixer techs?// Atlantis repeated indignantly. //It must have been Rodney, since his computer was used to correct what was assumed to be a malfunction. He is no mere fixer tech.//

Tony almost rolled zyr eyes. Atlantis adored Rodney, which meant Dr. Hoffman’s time on the city was limited no matter the outcome of Tony’s investigation. It didn’t help that zy was fairly certain the “little Chinese girl” was Miko Kusanagi, who wasn’t Chinese and happened to be one of the most brilliant people in the city. Not that Tony was going to share that thought with Atlantis… yet.

“So what you’d done was fixed. Then what?”

“I thought I figured out what I did wrong….” Hoffman huffed and clenched his fist on the table.

“And?”

Unable to meet Tony’s gaze, Hoffman stared into the ceiling as he confessed, “Well, I changed it again. I had to disable the safety mechanism to get the adjustment to—to, you know, stick.”

//He did what?!// Atlantis was silent for a beat, then growled, //He did more than that! He disabled the temperature safety settings for that entire floor! I am correcting what I can, and I will notify Dr. Zelenka to have him send someone to correct the parts that must be physically moved, since Rodney is gone with his team. There are three crystals that must be replaced because what Hoffman did overloaded them.//

“It didn’t occur to you that disabling the temperature safety was an indication you were doing something wrong… again?” Tony snapped.

“I looked it up before I tried it,” he protested stubbornly. “It wasn’t supposed to go hot instead of cold. It probably happened because the city is so old. I don’t know how it started out, but it’s over-complicated, and McKay really junked it up in places too. If it had been one of Earth’s ships, this wouldn’t have happened.”

Atlantis growled wordlessly. If a snicker was a ticklish sensation, Atlantis’ irritated growl was like chewing tinfoil and sent the equivalent shiver down Tony’s spine.

Everyone had been told about Atlantis being a living entity, so it was beyond Tony’s understanding that a supposedly intelligent man would say something so foolish out loud where she could hear him. Zy made a mental note to talk to Zelenka about placing a little wager regarding when Hoffman would be kicked off the city and how far he’d push Atlantis’ temper before it happened.

“Right.” Tony took the chair across from Hoffman and touched the screen of zyr tablet to bring up the rest of the information zy’d gathered. “That might have been an accident, Dr. Hoffman, but your colleagues have reported other serious ‘pranks’ as well. Why don’t you give me your version before I talk to Wheeler?”

Hoffman perked up at the chance to air his grievances. “It’s all Wheeler’s fault! If he’d just stayed back on Earth where he belonged, none of this would have happened.” He slammed his fist down on the table, his face twisted with fury. “I don’t know how he found out I was in the Stargate program, but I know he followed me here on purpose. Mark my words, the only reason he came was just to destroy my work again.”

“You make it sound like he was out to get you.”

“That’s because he was! I had a good working relationship with everyone here until Wheeler showed up—”

//Lie,// Atlantis murmured. //The head of Marine Biology has several complaints about Dr. Hoffman that were submitted prior to Dr. Wheeler’s arrival. Hoffman has more complaints than Wheeler does from the period from just after Wheeler’s arrival to today. All complaints about Dr. Wheeler originate with Dr. Hoffman or involve him in the incident as well.//

“—Then it was just like what happened back in high school when Jerk-off Jerry and his family moved to town and he started at my school. He was always trying to show me up. He kept doing things that made me look bad in front of the teachers. He did the same thing on Atlantis. He even managed to get his quarters assigned right next to mine!”

Instead of face-palming at the realization that a childish rivalry had led to criminal acts, Tony hummed quietly and made a point of looking at zyr tablet. There wasn’t anything there about the two scientists’ pre-college years, but Tony could guess what must have happened.

“Your animosity escalated from dislike to similar ‘pranks’ back then, I see.”

“Yes! And it was his fault then, too!” Hoffman pounded his fist again. He was vibrating with fury. “If Wheeler hadn’t put bleach in all of my aquaria, I would have won the National Ocean Sciences Bowl!”

“But you lost, and you’ve hated him ever since.”

“Yes!” he leaned forward as if sharing a secret. “Wouldn’t you? I lost out on that scholarship, which meant I couldn’t go to Duke University. Then Wheeler followed me to college too. You don’t want to know what he did to my pomacanthusarcuatus during undergrad.”

“You got him back, though, just like you got him back this time when he sabotaged your experiment with those tommy fish,” Tony said, purposely mangling the name of the fish Hoffman had named after himself.

Hoffman sat back and glared. “Tomaticus undulatus, and you’re damned right I did!”

“Okay, tomaticus undulatus,” Tony allowed. “The computer geeks are still trying to figure out if any of Wheeler’s data from that coral-ish reef thing is salvageable.”

“It won’t be.” Hoffman crossed his arms and smirked. “I’m almost as good with computers as I am with marine life. Too bad Wheeler is too stupid to keep backup copies the way I learned to after he destroyed my work when I was a teacher’s assistant my first year of grad school. He almost got me fired from that job!”

“What about the other scientists’ research on that server? If you’re so good, then what happened there?”

“I couldn’t get rid of his stuff without erasing the rest of it. But it was only Loreli Red Hair and Neves da Sousa anyway.” Hoffman made a face and leaned in, confiding, “It’s not like they were doing anything important. I looked at their work, and it’s stuff nobody cares about but them – kid stuff. Getting rid of that stuff was almost a public service.”

Atlantis commented darkly, //Dr. da Sousa has been taking self-defense lessons with Corporal Villalobos. Perhaps she should be permitted to express her feelings to Dr. Hoffman in person.//

Part of Tony would love to see that happen. As it was, zy had enough to charge Hoffman with assault on Dr. Wheeler, and zy knew Atlantis would document what she’d found so zy could charge him with criminal tampering and reckless endangerment – a separate count for every person whose water would have been affected by the lack of safety mechanism. Every one of them could have been severely burned if they’d been in the shower or even just washing their hands.

If it had ended there, that would have been bad enough for Hoffman. As it was, a nurse had let Wheeler talk his way out of the infirmary, despite the fact that Tony had specifically requested the man be held until zy could come get him zyrself so zy could interview him. Tony’s order had been reiterated by Doc Xander, so zy didn’t think it was the nurse’s prejudice but her naivety. Wheeler had told her he’d come right back, and she’d actually expected him to do it.

 

//Tony, Dr. Wheeler is out of the infirmary,// Atlantis said suddenly, her voice concerned. //I did not notice him before, but he is nearly to your location.//

“Damn!”

Hoffman jumped when Tony cursed and abruptly headed for the door.

“Atlantis, no one goes in or out of this room until I say different!”

//As you wish, my Kysra.//

“Hey, where are you going? I’m not done!”

Tony could have laughed. Zy’d never had a criminal so upset that his confession-slash-interrogation was being interrupted.

“Get back here, space cop! Hey, you! Delt! You get back here!”

The door slid shut behind Tony just as Gerald Wheeler rounded the corner.

Unlike Hoffman, Wheeler had not been blessed with surfer good looks. He was 5’8” at most, on the scrawny side, with a head too small for his body. His nondescript brown hair was lank, and his large eyes set a little too far apart over a large, crooked nose. Added to that were large swaths of obviously new skin on his head, face, neck, and arms, courtesy of the SkinGun. The loose scrubs engulfed him, making him seem even more scrawny. The man immediately reminded him of Dobby the house elf, so Tony thought zy did well not to wince.

“Dr. Wheeler. I thought I told you to remain in the infirmary until I came to interview you,” zy barked out.

The scientist raised his chin and demanded, “I wanna talk to Hoffman.”

“I can see that. You understand why I can’t let you, right?”

“Because you’re protecting him, just like everyone else!” Dr. Wheeler shouted, chin trembling.

Tony countered calmly, “No, I’m not. Right now, I’m interrogating him… an interrogation you’re interrupting, by the way.”

“I don’t believe you!” Wheeler wailed. “That bastard has done everything he could to ruin my life and blame me for his failures since we were just kids, and people like you have let him get away with it!”

Wheeler started twitching agitatedly, and Tony thought he probably would have been pacing but was in enough pain that the activity would’ve hurt. Zy didn’t want to think about exactly where Wheeler probably had new skin under the scrubs. The man wasn’t acting threatening toward Tony, so zy didn’t want to restrain or arrest him. Putting any kind of restraints on him could damage the new skin on his wrists and arms.

“Dr. Wheeler, I want to talk to you and hear your version of events. There’s another office we could use to talk. Atlantis will keep Hoffman where he is.”

Wheeler shook his head, then winced and reached up to pull the scrubs away from his neck. “I’m not stupid, Investigator Dex. I know how this goes: you talk to us both, we both get a slap on the wrist, and life moves on… except I’ll shortly get the notice that I’m being sent to Earth.”

“I suppose it’s still possible, but I think we’re beyond slaps on the wrist, don’t you think? I’m certainly not going to let that be all that happens to Hoffman.”

“You can’t guarantee that!”

“Yes I can,” Tony retorted. “I’m the Chief Investigator in the city. Colonel Carter listens to my recommendations, as does Colonel Sheppard. More than that, though, is the fact that so does Dr. McKay. If he says you stay, then you stay.”

“And if he says I go?” he challenged.

“Convince me you should stay, and I’ll help you convince him.”

Wheeler stared at Tony for several seconds. Then his shoulders slumped, and he nodded reluctantly.

“Fine. I’ll trust you. I probably shouldn’t, but I will.”

//There is a room down the corridor,// Atlantis said as she showed Tony what she meant.

Tony led Wheeler to the vacant office that had a small table and a few chairs. Tony had to shift some boxes to clear the table and two of the chairs, but that didn’t take long.

“Are you okay to sit, Wheeler?” At his nod, Tony asked, “Atlantis? Could we get a couple of waters?”

Atlantis beamed in the waters, making Dr. Wheeler startle, then hiss as he hit his arm on the edge of the table. Tony had to think that people weren’t going to believe Atlantis was alive until they saw her do something to prove it.

“Go ahead.” Tony gestured to the water bottle as zy took zyr own and cracked it open. “I know Major Lorne was thirsty all the time after his experience with the SkinGun. You probably are too.”

Wheeler flushed and stretched his hands toward Tony, palm-up.

“Uh, would you mind…?”

Oh. Right. Seeing that both hands were covered with new, incredibly fragile skin, Tony opened the water for the scientist, sliding it across the table to him and receiving a murmured thanks.

“Help me understand, Doctor,” Tony began, “because right now, I don’t get how a prank war escalated to this point.”

Wheeler’s head jerked up, and he stared at Tony with wide eyes, not helping his resemblance to a house elf.

“Prank war?” he demanded incredulously. “I don’t know what he told you, but there is no prank war, and certainly not one with him!”

“Then what was it, exactly?”

“A ridiculous vendetta that bastard has had for me ever since I had the misfortune to move to the town where he lived when we were still stupid teenagers!” Dr. Wheeler made an indignant sound. “He thought he was the smartest person on Earth until I came along and happened to be just as good. He couldn’t take the competition, at least not from someone like me, so he got it in his head that he had to eliminate me.”

That rang true to Tony’s instincts, just based on zyr interactions with Hoffman, but zy wasn’t going to make any snap judgements.

Zy offered, “He seems to think that you’re the one out to get him.”

Wheeler snorted. “All I ever wanted was for him to leave me alone. I’m sure he didn’t tell you how he made my last two years of high school so miserable that I turned down a full ride to Duke—the premier school for marine biology—because Wheeler had spent senior year bragging that it was where he was going to go?”

“He did mention that you ended up at the same university for your undergrad work.”

“Yes, and I tried to transfer out as soon as I found out he was there, but I had already turned down the scholarship at Duke, so it had been given to someone else. I couldn’t afford to leave where I was because my other options had already handed out their scholarships and grants, too. You have no idea how many times I nearly changed my focus area just to get away from him.”

“That couldn’t have been an easy decision,” Tony said sympathetically. Whether or not zy believed Wheeler, the calm, apparently sympathetic approach was getting the scientist to talk. “Keep going and be tormented, or change your focus and limit your options further.”

Tony did know what zy was saying was true from personal experience. When zy’d had to change zyr major because of zyr injury, zy had lost all zyr scholarships, and finding new sources of help had been nearly impossible.

“Yes. Besides, I love what I do. I know I don’t look like it, but I’ve logged more underwater hours than just about anyone in my field.”

Wheeler’s eyes lit up, and his gaze seemed to lose focus as he watched something in his mind’s eye rather than what was in the room.

“There’s no substitute for studying my subjects in their natural habitat. There’s so much we still don’t know about the underwater fauna on Earth that I could’ve been happy studying there for decades. There’s so much complexity and beauty in the ocean, Investigator Dex, beauty most people have never seen!

“Then I got the opportunity to join the Stargate program, and entire new worlds were opened to me, literally! Now I’m living in the middle of an alien ocean in another galaxy, and I have the chance to study these all these new, amazing creatures and their habitats. My colleagues from Earth can’t even imagine Atlantis exists, but I’m living on her with the Satedan ocean out my bedroom window every day!”

Tony smiled slightly. “I can certainly see you’re enthusiastic about your subject.”

Wheeler flushed and ducked his head.

“Sorry, it’s just being here was a dream come true, but now…” his smile faded, and the sadness and anger returned, “with Hoffman here too, now it’s a nightmare.” Wheeler shook his head. “I don’t expect someone like you to understand.”

Tony raised an eyebrow. “Someone like me?”

Wheeler gave a bitter laugh. “Someone attractive, desirable, pretty. How many times have you used your looks to get what you want, huh? Can you even count them all?”

“Dr. Wheeler, I might be—” Tony made a face. “—pretty, but I’m a kysra, a delt. The advanced degree you’re rightly proud of, the one that opened the door to get you into the Stargate program wasn’t even an option for me or others of my gender.”

“Oh, right.” Wheeler blinked rapidly, adjusting to that information. “It’s just, you’re so confidant, and I’ve listened to people talk enough to know that you’re smart. Even Dr. McKay thinks so. I guess I forgot you’re a kysra.”

He tilted his head and studied Tony. “Maybe… maybe you can understand a little bit. It’s like this: I’m at least as smart as Tom is, but because I don’t look like him, and I don’t have his confidence, people take his side. I’m good with sea creatures from algae to zebra seahorses, but I’m not good with people.” Wheeler shrugged. “You probably think I’m just whining, but this has happened over and over again with him and others.”

“Always last for kickball, huh?” Tony smiled gently. “I understand what you’re saying. That was me in high school.”

“At least you grew out of it.” Wheeler shrugged again, then winced as his new skin pulled. “It’s why I like my work: the creatures under the water don’t care who I am, what I look like, or how much money I have.”

“It sounds like you really love it here.”

“I do. Like I said, getting an assignment like this was like a dream come true.”

“Then tell me what happened with Hoffman. Tell me how it got to the point that you’re seriously injured and not going to be able to put on diving gear for months.”

Wheeler’s eyes had gone wide at the realization that he wouldn’t be diving for a very long time, and Tony had thought he might actually cry. The biologist had pulled it together and proceeded to give an account as different from Hoffman’s as day from night. It had sounded like an unrelenting campaign of bullying that was more appropriate to an after-school special than something that happened to adults, but having met Hoffman, Tony could see it was possible.

Sure, Wheeler was probably overplaying the “poor me” card, but Tony still thought his account was the most accurate. It didn’t hurt that Wheeler readily admitted to the things he’d done and the data he’d ruined, though he told Tony that he’d kept a copy of the original and agreed to turn it over to zyr.

In the end, Tony didn’t think Wheeler had had any malicious intent beyond what was borne out of decades of frustration at being Hoffman’s scapegoat and punching bag whenever they happened to be in the same area. However, that didn’t relieve him of all responsibility. Wheeler was an adult, and he had known what he was doing was wrong. He hadn’t tried to get help from his department head, from the CSO, or the Chief Investigator before he took it upon himself to do things he knew were wrong if not illegal.

Tony would discuss it with Carter, but zyr inclination and preliminary judgement was to fine Wheeler and have him do some hours of community service, but zy wanted Hoffman officially charged, fined, and out of the city as soon as possible. Ideally, he’d be held responsible for his colleagues’ destroyed work once he was back on Earth.

Tony rubbed his eyes and yawned.

“What do you think, Atlantis?”

//I believe your judgement is sound. I have been through records you do not have access to due to your reluctance to invade others’ privacy, and what I have found confirms Dr. Wheeler’s account. I am disturbed that the obvious problem was not brought to you, Rodney, or the Hera. That so many knew what was happening but did nothing is inexcusable.//

She paused, then continued thoughtfully, //I cannot hold myself entirely blameless. I do not dedicate time to the observation of those I do not find interesting. Had something like this occurred to you or Rodney, I would have known instantly. Now that I have all the power I need, I must begin observing all within my structure.//

Tony didn’t quite know what to say to that. Zy really didn’t want to turn Atlantis into a Minority Report situation where people didn’t have any privacy, but it was true that she could have helped them uncover and stop the problem between Hoffman and Wheeler as well as other situations that had arisen.

“Let’s talk to John, Wolfe, and Carter. I see what you’re saying, but I also want to make sure our people still have their privacy.”

//Acceptable.//

Tony yawned again before clicking open zyr email. Zy should have something from Jimmy: it was Monday on Earth, after all, and past time for the scheduled databurst to have been decoded and distributed.

“Hey.”

Tony looked up to see Ronon lounging against the doorway. He was smiling fondly at zyr in that way that made Tony helpless to do anything but smile back.

Ronon prowled closer until he could lean down and kiss zyr upturned lips.

“Hey, caro,” Tony murmured, one hand going to caress Ronon’s cheek. “How was… that planet with the name I can’t pronounce?”

Ronon chuckled and put his hand over zyrs on his cheek, turning his face into the caress and kissing the heel of zyr palm.

“Sheppard just calls it the gun planet.”

“Gun planet?”

“M16-357.”

“What? Oh, wait. I get it, M16 for the rifle and 357 for the handgun.”

Tony grinned and let Ronon turn zyr chair away from the desk until he could straddle zyr, sitting on zyr lap. Tony’s hands went to his hips, slipping beneath the soft, woven tunic Ronon had put on after his post-mission shower.

The shower was something he’d started doing after every mission instead of just after those where he got dirty or was exposed to something problematic. Tony thought he was paranoid, since Atlantis’ filters would remove anything dangerous, but Ronon was terrified of bringing back anything that could hurt Tony or the baby. If a shower eased Ronon’s mind, who was Tony to complain?

“Yeah. McKay says it wasn’t planned that way and rolls his eyes every time Sheppard says it, but I’ve noticed he can’t say N’lslasfa either.”

“Yet it just rolls off your tongue.”

Ronon gave zyr a shark’s smile and leaned in, nudging zyr nose with his own. “Well, you of all people know how talented my tongue is.”

Tony laughed, a thrill of arousal zinging through zyr. Zy looked up at Ronon through zyr lashes and licked zyr lips.

“Well, I think that’s probably true, but my memory is a little foggy on the subject.”

Probably?” Ronon leaned back, his eyebrows doing a little dance on his forehead. “M’kysra, I think there’s something wrong with your memory. Maybe we should have Doc X look at that during our appointment to see the kyta tomorrow.”

Tony hummed and tilted zyr head, pretending to think about it even as zy started unlacing Ronon’s tunic.

“That’s an idea, but don’t you think you should demonstrate your lingual talents right now, just so we know how long my memory lasts? I mean, it’s possible that by this time tomorrow I won’t remember enough to say your tongue probably is talented.”

Ronon growled, a sound that made Tony’s entire body react instantly. Zyr instincts knew that growl intimately. Zyr instincts knew Tony was about to get fucked to within an inch of zyr life.

Ronon stood and pulled Tony to zyr feet with one arm, spinning zyr and pushing zyr chest flat to the top of zyr desk. Ronon’s fingers went to the front of Tony’s uniform trousers and made quick work of the fastenings before he yanked them down to zyr knees.

“Kick them off, m’kysra. Now.

Oh, fuck. Tony hadn’t realized zy would like being manhandled and ordered around, but zy went from interested to rock hard in less than a second.

Ronon splayed a hand over zyr stomach to make sure zy wasn’t lying on the kyta, then leaned over zyr, his chest pressing against zyr back, forcing zyr flat to the desk, and rumbled, “I think you should be very careful what you ask for, meraska.”

Tony shuddered, zyr breath coming faster as warmth turned to hot desire. Zy decided email could wait and grasped the desk with the hand Ronon didn’t have twisted up behind zyr back.

“Shit, the computer. Can’t break it.”

“Then I guess you’d better hold still.”

“Oh, fuck.”

“Only after you beg for it.”

Tony groaned. It was going to be one of those times. Zy gleefully cursed, anticipation making zyr heart pound. Fuck, but zy loved to pretend to hate it when Ronon made zyr beg.

Ronon was already running his hands over zyr, pushing up zyr shirt and licking the small of zyr back. Six months ago, Tony hadn’t known zyr back was sensitive. Now zy knew Ronon could make zyr sob with the right combination of kissing and licking that barely slipped down into the divide between zyr cheeks.

He was already proving he knew just what to do to get Tony worked up. Every time his tongue touched the top of zyr ass crack, Tony twitched and swallowed down a grunt. Ronon knelt behind zyr and trailed kitten licks all up and down zyr crack without parting zyr cheeks enough to touch zyr hole or the slick zyr could already feel.

Ronon shouldered between zyr legs, forcing them wide and forcing zyr up onto the balls of zyr feet. Then he ducked between and licked a single stripe from zyr balls up zyr perineum and all the way to zyr opening. Tony shuddered and bit down on zyr lip. Zy wasn’t going to give it up that easy.

Unable to see what was happening, Tony couldn’t anticipate any of Ronon’s moves. Zy’d feel his breath on zyr ass cheek, but then he’d suck a mark into the join of leg and ass. He’d run his free hand all over zyr thighs, then pull zyr hard cock down between zyr legs and suck the head into his hot mouth.

The first time he did that, Tony jerked and yelped, nearly pulling zyr hand from where Ronon still had it trapped against zyr lower back.

“Naughty kysra,” he growled. “You’re supposed to be lying still and trying to remember if this is familiar. Your poor memory wasn’t working.”

Tony whimpered. Zy was in so much trouble… and it was awesome.

By the time Ronon let go of zyr hand, zy had sweat through zyr t-shirt and had slick running down zyr inner thighs. Ronon had kissed, licked, touched, teased, and tormented every part of zyr except for where zy wanted it.

“Oh, fuck, please,” Tony finally broke and begged.

“Please what, m’kysra? Did you remember something?”

“Yes! Please, please do it!”

“What do you want, dahrym?” he purred even as he used both hands to press zyr cheeks apart and bare zyr opening. He pushed zyr knee up on the desk, opening zyr further and forcing zyr to balance on one foot.

Tony trembled and hung onto the desk with both hands.

“Put it in and lick me, dammit!”

Ronon flicked his tongue in a circle around zyr. “Now is that any way to talk to your husband?”

Tony sobbed out a breath and forced zyrself think.

“No, please, caro. Please touch me, lick me. I need it; I need you!”

Ronon chuckled, and Tony could feel the vibration of it. “Sweet meraska, you should have just said so.”

He opened his mouth over zyr and gave zyr exactly what zy had asked for.

Tony’s eyes closed, every nerve focused on Ronon’s tongue in zyr ass. He was teasing, licking inside, then pulling back to press gentle kisses all around. He’d press his mouth tight and give zyr quick little stabs with his tongue, and then he’d pull away to circle and flick his tongue barely inside. Ronon sealed his mouth over zyr and licked in deep, as though determined to clean up the mess Tony was making.

All Tony could do was listen to zyr own hitching little sobs and claw at the desk, trying to reach that point, that precipice that would let zyr fall into orgasm.

But that point never came, so neither did Tony.

Eventually, zy knew zy was begging, but zy wasn’t quite sure for what. Zy only knew how to say yes, please, and more. Tony keened and thought zy would die on the spot when Ronon backed away from zyr. As it was, zy nearly fell off the desk, zyr knees were so weak. Zy was shaking inside and out.

Zy heard the rustle of clothing but couldn’t quite figure out what it meant. Then Ronon’s hands were on zyr hips, holding zyr steady.

Without warning, he pressed his cock against zyr opening then pushed deep inside in a single, smooth stroke.

Tony’s breath caught, and zy came all over zyrself and zyr desk. It was such a relief, more relief than pleasure, that zy was left gasping and shaking. Zy lost control of zyr muscles and went limp, forcing Ronon to hold zyr hips up as he began to fuck zyr hard, pulling back almost all the way, then fucking in deep with every stroke.

After all the teasing, it was exactly what Tony wanted. Zy would’ve told him that if only zy could get zyr brain to work enough to form the words. Instead, zy lay boneless and let Ronon fuck zyr as he pleased. The force of it rocked zyr body against the desk. Zy didn’t care.

Ronon shifted his grip and pulled zyr hips higher. On the next thrust, Tony’s skin prickled, and zy made a soft, hurt little noise when Ronon’s cock brushed against zyr prostate. Zy came again on the next stroke, clenching tightly around Ronon’s cock and spilling again, that two-part orgasm that made zyr dizzy.

Zy blinked away the haze and realized Ronon still wasn’t done. If anything, his pace had increased. Tony felt the pleasure gathering yet again, and zy whined. Zy was already shaking, zyr limbs no longer under zyr own control.

“Once more, m’ksyra. One more, and I’ll come inside you.”

Tony gave another wordless whine, and Ronon grunted, panting too hard to laugh.

“That’s it, Tony. Can you feel it? You’re getting close.”

Tony’s muscles started to tighten in preparation, and zy knew there was no stopping it. All zy could do was surrender. Zy gasped for breath as even zyr fingers clamped down on the edge of the desk, zyr nails digging into the wood.

“I’m gonna come, gotta come,” Ronon warned.

He fucked zyr fast and hard, grunting as he neared the point of no return. Their bodies slapped together, the sound loud in the small room. Finally, his hips lost any rhythm, stuttering against Tony’s ass as orgasm shook him.

At the feel of the first spurt of hot come inside zyr, Tony’s body clenched that iota more that it took to tip zyr over the edge. Zy choked on zyr own breath and came so hard the darkness behind zyr closed eyelids turned to sparkling, bright lights. Zy didn’t lose consciousness, but it was a near thing.

Ronon withdrew and somehow got them both safely to the floor, a messy sprawl of uncoordinated limbs. Tony rolled zyr head to the side and stared blankly. Zy couldn’t think beyond trying to catch zyr breath.

When Ronon saw where zy was looking, he grunted out, “Sorry ‘bout the computer.”

If zy’d had the energy for it, Tony would have laughed.

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Chapter 4

Keplerday, Einstein 37, First Year of the Returned
(April 27, 2008)

“So that’s eight more worlds willing to trade with us,” Carter said, reading through the information on her tablet, “seven for food products and one for the sienuash.”12

Tony couldn’t quite tell if she was pleased or disappointed. Her game-face had improved a lot over the past few months.

“That’s the mineral almost like naquadah?”

“Closer to naquadria than naquadah, Colonel, but it lacks the radioactive properties. I just wish they’d agreed to allow us to mine it instead of trading for such small amounts.”

Teyla frowned briefly. “Colonel Carter, I believe we should be pleased the Weshiena agreed to reestablish trade with us at all. We did not understand that they viewed the planet as a sacred caregiver, very nearly a parental entity. Now that we know, I can understand why they would see Dr. Weir’s rather… strident demands to trade in sienuash as offensive.”

“We were demanding a piece of their god, essentially.” Carter looked back down at her list and sighed. “I just didn’t expect it because so few societies are religious in Pegasus, other than worshiping the Alterans or the Vedaeus, and we didn’t know about the Vedaeus until recently.”

Personally, Tony thought if Weir hadn’t picked up on the fact that these people worshiped the planet itself, then she wasn’t nearly the negotiator everyone seemed to think she was. It had taken AR-1 about a day to figure it out.

“Well, Weshiena and their religious beliefs aside, we’re doing better than I thought we would when we started the Apologies Tour,” John said from his usual seat beside Carter at the horseshoe-shaped table in the main conference room.

Colonel Carter and Rodney both shot a glare at him, but stopped as soon as they’d noticed the other. Tony had to wonder what the deal was with that. Zy didn’t care enough to find out right then, so zy, and everyone else, ignored the by-play. Tony was more annoyed that the Colonel had decided Ronon needed to be present to review this stuff when they were supposed to have the day off. Tony could admit it: zy was spoiled.

It was Keplerday, zyr and Ronon’s usual day off, plus they hadn’t been married long enough for their days off to be anything but very honeymoon-like. It wasn’t like they could hop on over to some exotic and stupidly expensive tropical island for a quick vacation like they could have if they’d been on Earth. Atlantis was as beautiful as a tropical island, but they were rather limited for recreation… not that they would have left their bed much less their apartment if they’d had any choice.

Instead, they were sitting in a boring meeting in the main conference room yet again. Once Carter had put it on the schedule only the night before, much to Tony’s displeasure, it was only supposed to be for her and the two Apologies Tour specialized teams: AR-1 (John, Rodney, Teyla, and Ronon) and AR-5 (Major Devin Jordan, Captain Joseph Fairmont of the UK Royal Marines, Airman First Class Daniel Seung, and Dr. Jamie McNamara).

Ronon had been pissed enough at losing his time with Tony that he’d dragged zyr along. He’d flat out told Carter that it was his day off. If she wanted him there, Tony was going to be there too. For zyr part, Tony didn’t see why both of them had to be punished, but arguing with Ronon about it had been useless.

Carter had been irritated until Tony had joked, “We were planning to cuddle on the sofa with a Disney movie. Ronon gets awfully cranky if he doesn’t get his cuddles and 101 Dalmatians. He hasn’t given up trying to convince me Cruella de Vil is a Wraith.”

Her lips had twitched. “Well, I do appreciate your giving up part of your day off,” she’d said, “but please refrain from cuddling during the meeting.”

As it turned out, the entire thing seemed to be about the progress—or lack thereof—with the Pegasus worlds since they’d started the Apologies Tour. Tony was fairly certain John had just gone over the numbers with Carter the previous week, so the meeting had to be more for soothing Carter’s nerves than for any true sharing of information.

//This information was in many reports,// Atlantis groused in Tony’s head, echoing zyr own thoughts. //Surely this could have waited until the two of you had worn yourselves out yet again. You could have slept through such pointless talk.//

Tony smothered a laugh, but Ronon wasn’t so lucky. He’d just taken a drink of spiced tea when Atlantis had spoken to them, and he ended up choking rather dramatically.

“You okay over there?” John asked, watching Tony scramble for the paper towels that had appeared on the table at the same time as zy pounded on Ronon’s back.

“Yeah, we’ll be fine,” zy said, eyeing zyr husband’s red face and watery eyes. “Think it just went down the wrong pipe, you know?”

Eyes watering, Ronon wheezed, “’m fine. Keep going.”

//Apologies, Ronon.//

“I’m fine,” he repeated more clearly.

Carter chose to take him at his word.

“So as I was saying, that’s a total of eleven worlds willing to trade with us, though only New Athos would openly call us allies, and all of the Athosians bar those who stayed behind to care for the crops and then begin harvest preparations are now on the city, so they aren’t exactly a separate people anymore.”

“I am optimistic that others will be more open to trade once they begin to hear of our new agreements with these worlds,” Teyla said serenely, her hands folded in her lap.

John looked like he’d bitten into a lemon. “I’m not so sure.”

“Why do you say that?” Carter asked, concerned but not shocked or upset.

Tony assumed John or someone must have said as much in their reports.

“Well, there’s something that keeps coming up, and I really didn’t expect it.” John looked to Rodney, who grimaced. “I know you weren’t here at the time, Colonel, but those of us who were remember when the Daedalus happened upon the Tria when we were first searching for possible locations to set up the Gate Bridge.”

//Arrogant fools!//

“That bitch, Helia,” Rodney seethed, unknowingly mirroring Atlantis’ opinion of the situation.

Ronon abruptly cleared his throat and set his tea back on the table, which made Tony think Atlantis had included him in the conversation again. Good. Zy shouldn’t be the only one getting a running commentary during these things.

Tony was a little surprised when no one chastised Rodney, not even Colonel Carter. Though if what zy’d read in the report was accurate, bitch and arrogant fools were two of the more apt descriptions of the Alteran captain and crew.

“Anyway, when we gave up the city without a fight, the Alterans didn’t even give the Athosians the option to stay on the planet much less the city. They packed them up and shipped them to New Athos.”

“I was aware of that from the reports. Are you saying the Athosians are causing problems for us?” Carter asked with a questioning glance at Teyla.

“My people understood you had little choice, but there were and still are some hard feelings about the matter. The crops had been planted on Lantea, and the Athosians suffered a very lean season because they were never able to harvest what they’d planted. I fear that were it not for Atlantis herself guaranteeing that the Athosians would never be set aside in such a manner again….” Teyla trailed off.

“I see. What do the Athosians think we should’ve done? I believe Helia locked us out.”

//As if I would have allowed that to stand if the Earthers had even tried to fight!// Atlantis snarled.

Tony and Ronon exchanged a look. Sometimes it seemed like Atlantis was willfully ignoring the fact that no one but the two of them could hear her unless she physically manifested her humanoid form.

“It isn’t that they thought we could’ve kicked Alteran ass, it’s that we didn’t even try,” Ronon explained, his expression dark with hate. “They said ‘get out,’ and nobody even tried to disagree.”

//It was the second time the Alterans stole Ronon’s home from him. For that alone he would hate them,// Atlantis murmured. //Rightly so.//

“So you’re telling me the Athosians are carrying a grudge about the situation?”

“No, not a grudge, as I understand the term. Halling and the other leaders are grateful that you returned and are pleased to have established trade with the city once more.” Teyla paused, her head tilting slightly as she continued more slowly, choosing her words with care. “I would say that there are… tensions among the Athosians who do not yet know of Kysra Tony, tensions that did not exist prior to the return of the Alterans. I believe many were outspoken about their feelings immediately after we were removed from the city and planet. It was a time when tempers were running hot.”

“They got the rest of the galaxy pissed off about it,” Ronon interpreted Teyla’s tactful explanation. “Now those people are afraid that if they have a treaty with us and somebody challenges us over it, we’ll just give them up like you did me, Teyla, and the Athosians.”

Tony barely contained a wince. From that perspective… yeah, it was a terrible betrayal.

“Surely they don’t still think that way. Didn’t we prove we weren’t giving up?” 

“On the contrary,” Major Jordan stated calmly. “They know that Colonel Sheppard returned against the orders of our planet, so it is still a very valid concern to them.”

When Colonel Carter looked like she was going to object, Jordan raised one hand and said, “Wait, please, Colonel. I understand what you’re saying. Try to see it using all your tactical training, but from their point of view. If I may explain?”

Carter gave him a short nod, so he continued, “The only powers that have truly challenged Earth’s authority in Pegasus are the Wraith, the Genii, and the Alterans-slash-Asurans. Now, admittedly, the Wraith are in a league all their own as a species and a culture group, so let’s not count them just yet. Instead, let’s look at the Genii.”

“Now, just a minute,” John objected. “I think we pulled the teeth from that particular shark. Kolya and Cowen are gone, and Ladon Radim is a much better leader.”

Tony wondered if John knew sharks continuously grew new teeth.

“Better, yes, but how much?” Dr. Jamie McNamara asked, her cool, green gaze settling on Tony.

Tony wanted to groan when zy realized Jamie was setting zyr up to be the bearer of this particular bad news. Why had zy let Ronon talk zyr into coming along again?

After Jamie had extricated herself form the negotiations on the tanricu planet, they’d discussed Radim and the Genii with Sgt. Major Wolfe. That had been a little over a week ago. Tony much would’ve preferred this come from the Security Chief rather than zyr. Still, better to control the situation than let it control zyr.

Tony cleared zyr throat and leaned in, resting zyr forearms on the table. “As you all know, I’ve been reading through all the reports that come in with an eye to crime and justice.”

“Right, but how is that relevant here?”

With Colonel Carter’s question giving zyr tacit permission, Tony dived into the explanation.

“The thing Dr. McNamara and I have noted about the Genii is that they own, for lack of a better word, several planets. They have a small settlement on each, but it’s more a military outpost than anything else. Once the outpost has been established, they charge the locals the Pegasus equivalent of rent: trade coin, food, or other goods and services. The understanding is that the Genii military outpost and Genii ‘caretakers’ will prevent the locals from being taken advantage of by others.”

“That doesn’t sound so bad.”

“If it weren’t part of a larger scheme, maybe not, Colonel,” Tony said. “But here’s the thing: along with their ‘rent,’ the local population is required to turn over a certain percentage of their able-bodied young people for training. According to the intelligence reports from those who’ve talked to them, the locals think they’re getting their people back as soon as they’re trained when the reality is that the Genii are taking those young people to another, previously ‘secured’ world for training, but when that training and indoctrination is complete, they’re Genii soldiers following Genii orders, no matter where they started their lives.”

“At which point they’re taken to a new world and plunked down to start another ‘settlement’ among people they don’t know and don’t have any loyalty to, where the process starts all over again,” Colonel Carter finished for zyr, understanding dawning.  

“In the meantime, they’re still collecting the ‘rent’ from the first world,” Jamie added. “It’s a nice little protection racket mixed with an annexation strategy, and one I saw variations of when I was studying different cultures throughout history for my degree in anthropology. The Roman Empire did something similar, though they were more bloodthirsty and didn’t bother pretending their conquered territories had any choice in the matter.”

“How do the people not see what’s going on? Don’t they get suspicious when they never get their people back?” Carter asked.

Tony could only tell her as much as zy knew, which was mostly conjecture.

“I don’t have any documented accounts, but Dr. McNamara and I believe they must take back some people once in a while. Our guess is that they return those who wash out of training. The rest of the time, it would be easy to tell a community that their people had been culled while they were training, or they died while they were out defending a village that had called for help on some other planet. So far, they’re sticking to smaller worlds that are in less frequent communication with other planets, or they take on a small group of new planets at the same time so that the native peoples don’t know any better.”

“I didn’t see this when I read the reports,” John said, his brow furrowed. “How did you pick up on it?”

Tony shrugged one shoulder and leaned back in zyr chair. “I was undercover with a mafia family for almost a year; I learned how to look at situations like they do. Protection and extortion brought in money on a reliable schedule without much risk. Their method of annexing territory was different, but….” Zy shrugged again. “Then I discussed it with Dr. McNamara. She thought my theory was sound and explained a few things she had noted.”

“So the Genii are the mafia of Pegasus. Great. Just great,” John growled. “Are you sure this is still going on under Radim?”

“Your report from Weshiena said part of the reason they were willing to trade with us for the sienuash is they no longer trusted their old trading partners from Mrehzin. I know from another report dated less than three months ago that Mrehzin started policing their markets about that time, and all the guards were wearing uniforms that sound exactly like what the Genii wear. Also, the market had been moved from the locals’ preferred spot to some land that has a new, fortified structure overlooking it.”

“That’s not definitive proof,” Jamie pointed out, “but when you put it in context with the other worlds we’ve seen start out similarly and then appear to us to be suddenly under Genii control, it does make a good case for it.”

Major Jordan agreed, “Indeed it does, but there’s one thing that ultimately convinced me.”

“Oh?” Carter had one eyebrow raised.

“When Dr. McNamara came to me a few weeks ago and told me what she and Dex were thinking, she asked for permission to add something to our typical apologies speech for the locals,” Jordan explained. “It would be an experiment of a sort, with AR-1 as the control group and our team as the variable, but without any risk I could see. McNamara, want to explain?”

“Certainly,” the red-headed woman replied, straightening further in her chair.

Ph.D. or not, Jamie McNamara was a military brat who’d gone on to earn the rank of Senior Airman while completing her double Ph.D. in anthropology and linguistics. The military mindset showed in her mannerisms as much as it did in the grey-and-black uniform she wore.

“Once Chief Investigator Dex and I picked up on the Genii pattern, we decided to go back through old reports looking for data that would confirm or disprove our theories. Everything we found indicated we were on the right track, so I asked Major Jordan if we could include three specific things in our speeches to the local populations:  first, an apology for dismissing the value their established culture. Along with that went a statement about understanding that just because our society is militaristic, that doesn’t mean it’s the way every society should be. That seemed to soothe ruffled feathers most of the time.

“Second, we promised that no matter what, we would never ask them to trade their people—or any human lives, for that matter—for any goods or services we might offer. That alone seemed to have a lot of people willing to listen to us more than anything else.”

“Makes sense. Populations are limited now more than ever. Nobody wants to lose a single person, especially not the young and able-bodied,” Ronon said.

Teyla was nodding. “If the Genii are demanding able-bodied people in their ‘trades,’ the further we can separate ourselves from those expectations, the better.”

Carter prompted, “So what was the third thing?”

“The last thing we started doing was telling them we didn’t want to set up a trade relationship.”

“What?” John barked out, dropping his stylus and accidentally sending it skittering across the table. “But that’s the whole point of the Apologies tour!”

Tony could understand why John would be upset, but he needed to hear McNamara out. She wasn’t stupid by any stretch of the imagination, nor was Major Jordan.

Jamie glanced at Major Jordan. The older man nodded subtly.

“Yes, sir. We didn’t do this lightly. Everything that we learned about the Genii said that they like to use the phrases ‘trading partnership’ or ‘beneficial alliance’ when they started talking to the people in power on various planets. As Teyla said, I believe that the more we distance ourselves from them, the better it will be for us.”

“Colonels, Dr. McNamara explained this all to me, and I gave her one opportunity to test out her theory. When it worked, I gave her another shot. It kept working, and we kept getting trade agreements or, at the very least, an agreement to come back and discuss things further,” Jordan explained.

“How did you get trade agreements when you told them that wasn’t what you wanted?” John demanded.

“We said essentially the same thing, but we phrased it differently,” Jamie replied. “We told them that we just wanted to talk to them to see if we would be compatible enough to have a treaty of non-aggression between our two peoples.”

“That does sound very non-threatening,” Teyla commented.

“Yes, ma’am,” Jamie agreed. “I thought that with how dictatorial the Genii are and with how unintentionally ham-handed we were the first time around, we needed to back off and let them think a trade agreement was their idea.”

“I still don’t see how that worked,” Rodney commented with a frown. “How did sitting around talking get you the agreement for the urtrak13 on Megarus?”

“That’s where Airman First Class Seung was able to help us.”

“Airman?” Carter prodded.

“Well, ma’am, my mom never met a garage sale, antique market, or craft fair she didn’t like, and she dragged me and my siblings along with her. One thing I learned was that if one merchant seems kind of put-off or snobby, just ask them where you can find something else. That tells them you have money to spend, and you’re not dead set on spending it with them.”

The young man grinned, displaying perfectly straight teeth that had probably cost his parents a fortune in orthodontia bills.

“I realize that doesn’t seem like it could help in our situation, but it does. Instead of asking the leader for a trade contract, we started taking along stuff on the list of approved trade items and saying things like, ‘oh, while we’re here, my aunt’s friend has been looking for this thing. Would you happen to know of a planet where they have a craftsperson who makes those?”

“I get it,” Carter said, starting to smile. “Every leader wants it to get out that their people are the best at whatever it is, so they inevitably take you to the person they know makes the thing you’re after.”

“Exactly, ma’am.”

“Of course, as soon as the craftspeople realize you have trade items or some of the trade coins, though trade coins are less popular, others come out with one or two things they ‘just happened to have lying around, but they thought would be perfect for you,’” Jordan said, his dark eyes glittering with amusement.

Jamie went on, “It’s the same principle as what you were saying, Colonel Carter. Once they know we have money and that we’ll be polite and fair with their people, the leaders are more eager to invite us to stay for the local version of dinner and a beer. They’re usually the ones to bring up trade agreements by mid-meal.”

“I see,” Teyla said with a smile. “Rather than telling them you will be honorable trade partners, you are able to show them by small actions, thereby proving your intentions.”

“That is the idea, Ms. Teyla,” Seung agreed. “We know we screwed up, so our words aren’t going to say as much as our actions. We had to do something to get our foot in the door so we could show them instead of just saying it.”

“Teyla, you were a leader among your people. Did you do something similar?”

Teyla gave her a wry smile. “No, Colonel Carter. By the time I became Leader, I had spent years traveling with my father, confirming all the agreements between the Athosians and the other worlds. In my first year as Leader, I traveled to each world with Halling at my side so that the people would be used to dealing with him, should I no longer be able to fulfill my duties. Halling now travels with at least one of the other leaders, doing the same.”

A nice way of saying, ‘just in case I was culled,’ Tony thought dryly.

“Major, you said this worked most of the time, yet we only have a few finalized agreements.”

“You’re right, Colonel Sheppard. Out of the six worlds we’ve been to since we started doing it like this, we have firm agreements with three. Two more are willing to have us come back. The last one, well….” Jordan shook his head and snorted. “I’m afraid Win’nala would require intervention from Sateda’s Five themselves.” He turned and gave Tony a thoughtful look. “Or maybe just their Kysra.”

“No,” Ronon snarled instantly.

“Wait, I think I’ve heard of that one before,” Rodney said.

“What does Win’nala have that we wanted?” John asked, ignoring the way Ronon was growling at Tony and glaring daggers into Major Jordan.

“It’s supposed to have a structure with architecture similar to the Alteran structures we’ve seen. I don’t know about that, though I did see what looked like the very tops of a couple towers through the fog in the distance,” Jordan replied.

Jamie said, “What I found more immediately interesting is that the Win’nala produce cones of a soft but durable fiber that, when woven into cloth, is purported to be resistant to the Wraith’s feeding hand. They charge a huge sum for a small amount, but we’ve never been able to get that far with them. Ma’am, Sir, I think it’s worth investigating. If we could make undershirts for the teams who go out, it might protect them a few seconds longer from an attacking Wraith.”

“They know to just rip off our tac vests now, so having another layer beneath that was resistant to their feeding hands could mean the difference between life and death,” John said grimly. “We need to keep trying with this planet. We should at least get a sample of the stuff, there or at one of the planetary markets, I don’t care which, then have it woven into a cloth we can test.”

“If you can get the raw material, there are weavers among the Athosians who could weave it for us,” Teyla added.

Carter was already nodding. “I agree. Where are we with them, specifically?”

“We attempted to talk to them, but they took one look at our uniforms and chased us through the Gate with these flamethrower-looking things. Like I said, they’re going to need a hell of an inducement just to speak to us. I stand by that assessment, even if Ronon keeps trying to gut me with the power of his eyes alone,” Major Jordan said sardonically.

Tony snorted, making Ronon transfer his glare to zyr. Zy just patted his thigh and smiled sweetly. “You know I’d never go without your agreement, amore mio.”

Only partially appeased, Ronon took Tony’s hand and laced their fingers together, giving Jordan one last dark look and making him smirk.

Tony sighed quietly. Zy had no doubt Ronon would be doing his best to schedule Major Jordan for some extra hand-to-hand training with him, but Jordan didn’t look worried about it. Then again, there was talk that Jordan had taken down Staff Sergeant Wilkins the other day, so he’d probably end up bruised but not broken.

“So other than Win’nala, you have either firm agreements or invitations to return to every planet you’ve been to.”

“Yes, sir,” Jordan replied. “I think Dr. McNamara is on the money with this, and I think she and Chief Investigator Dex are right about the Genii. From what we can tell, they’re running ‘business as usual,’ even under the new regime.”

“Tony, how sure are you about this?” John glanced at Jordan. “Not that I don’t believe you, Major. I was just really hoping Ladon Radim was a different kind of fish than Cowan.”

“I’m certain it’s a protection racket or extortion scheme. Is it still happening? I think the evidence supports that theory, but I’m willing to be wrong.” With a glance at Jaime, Tony offered, “Dr. McNamara and I could put together a list of things to watch for and questions to ask if and when you get the opportunity to have a civil conversation with the locals. Right or wrong, more data is better.”

“Do it,” Sheppard ordered. “I want to know if we have somebody out there trying to conquer the galaxy, one world at a time. Never was a fan of the Roman Empire.”

“Tony has a program zy’s been using to run simulations, and the takeover almost always works,” Ronon told them proudly.

That got a response from nearly everyone in the room, and Tony suppressed wince.

“Now wait just a damn minute!” Rodney snapped. “That’s why you wanted Kings and Clans on your computer, isn’t it? You’re playing that stupid game using the Genii tactics!”

Tony and Ronon both snorted, which made Rodney glare furiously.

“You’re HItom, aren’t you? It’s not hit-something-or-other; it’s Hawaii Tom, as in Tom Selleck, Magnum PI!” He stabbed his finger at them, and Tony had the feeling that if they weren’t sitting across the table from each other, zy would be in danger of more than just air stabbing. “You jerk! You have most of my people playing that stupid game now. I think Zelenka was cursing your name the other day, but it was half in Czech, so I couldn’t tell for sure.”

“Wait, you’re HItom? You take a third of my crops every harvest! I still owe you that specialty tree from the orchard.” John said in outrage.

Spine stiff, Carter scowled at zyr. “You’re using your work computer to play a game?”

“Uh, yes?” Tony admitted reluctantly. It had seemed like a great idea at the time. Maybe zy should have cleared it with someone first.

“You know that’s taking up space on our servers; space that could be used for scientific research. And from the sound of it, you have most of the city addicted to playing too.”

Tony stayed quiet and ignored Rodney’s smug look. Zy tried to look repentant but didn’t think it was working too well.

Carter leaned back in her chair and crossed her arms, her expression as grim as zy had ever seen it.

“You realize I’m going to have to reprimand you,” she said. She let zyr sweat it out in silence until she slowly began to smirk. “I’m not going to pay you any pears from my orchards for the next five harvests, and you can completely forget about the ‘donation’ of my mid-level preserve-maker entirely!”

It wasn’t until Rodney squawked indignantly and Ronon snorted and started shaking his head that her words actually penetrated Tony’s brain. Carter? Colonel Carter was playing the game? Not only that, she’d just implied zy had permission to keep playing!

Expression serious but zyr eyes glittering with mirth, Tony said, “I think that’s more than fair, Colonel.”

Carter’s smirk softened to a genuine smile. “In all seriousness, you’ve been using this game to map out Genii actions?”

Tony nodded. “It’s been helpful for gauging real human reactions to the various demands I know the Genii make of the worlds they acquire. There’s also a spy network, much like what the Genii have, so I know which people are being plagued by bandits and raiders—”

“Wolfe,” Ronon muttered between fake coughs.

“—and ripe for the initial deal that will allow me to get a foothold on their territory.” Tony shifted so zy could squeeze zyr husband’s thigh in warning. “What I need to do now is find another player so I can play out various scenarios where that person interferes with my empire-building.”

“This would be something to simulate what would happen if we start interfering with the Genii?”

“Right. I could have Atlantis play it, but she has never been human and doesn’t react quite the same way. She’d have an algorithm to calculate income versus acceptable losses or something. That wouldn’t help.”

“Well, nobody invited me yet!” Seung looked at Fairmont. “What’daya think, Cap’n Tea-n-Crumpets?”

The British Captain raised one eyebrow and gave a faux haughty sniff. “I think I shall have to participate simply to keep you on-task. Heaven only knows you’d end up attempting to start your own empire. I’m given to understand you Colonists have that tendency if you’re not closely monitored.”

Jamie snickered, and Major Jordan sighed, rolling his eyes at what was apparently common by-play. Tony was glad to see the quiet young Captain had a sense of humor. Jamie had told zyr she liked her team, but zy had never seen them interact before.

“Not to be too mercenary about it, but could the Genii thing actually help us regain some of the ground we’ve lost with Pegasus worlds?” Jordan asked. “I don’t mean that we should come right out and say that we’re anti-Genii takeover, but Dr. McNamara’s strategy has been working pretty well.”

Carter looked at John and raised an eyebrow.

John shrugged one shoulder. “I think it’s worth a try. I’d like to have a meeting with our two teams to go over the reports from your planets—”

John and Carter suddenly froze, then bolted from their chairs.

“The Gate is activating, and Chuck can’t stop it!” John yelled on his way out the door.

Of course, that had the rest of them up and running out the door, Tony included.

The man at the dialing console exclaimed to the two Colonels, “I don’t know! It just started dialing, but these aren’t planets we’ve explored yet.”

“Well, make it stop!” John ordered. “McKay!”

“Move!” Rodney shoved the technician out of the way and started working furiously.

“Atlantis!” Tony whisper-shouted. “What’s happening?”

//I am seeking.//

“So it is you?”

//Yes.//

Tony wanted to groan.

“Right, well, you’re freaking everyone out. Could you put in an appearance and let them know it’s you and not some Wraith attack?”

Atlantis obligingly appeared at the top of the main staircase. “Rodney, please cease attempting to interfere. This is my doing, not an attack or malfunction.”

“What?!”

Tony knew zy wasn’t the only one who winced away from the volume of the combined exclamations from most of the people in ops. Zy tried to subtly move behind Ronon, not wanting focus to shift to zyr, as it tended to do with Atlantis showed up.

As it happened, it wasn’t necessary. Everyone was far more distracted by the way Rodney went barreling through the doorway with John close behind, out to where Atlantis was standing.

John pulled Rodney back when he’d just taken a deep breath to start yelling at Atlantis.

“Hey, Atlantis. What’cha doin’?” he asked casually.

“Greetings, Colonel Sheppard. I am seeking my harvesters on the empty worlds and those nearest the asteroid belts containing the elements I require to continue restoring my physical structure. When I open the Gate, I am assessing the condition of, then sending commands to each harvester to begin its work.”

“I see.”

“Atlantis, I thought you were going to wait until you had your ZPMs to start major demolition and rebuilding,” Colonel Carter said, stepping up beside John.

“Yes. I installed them and completed the necessary diagnostics while you were in your meeting,” she said, studying Carter as if she thought the Colonel were a little bit slow. “Now I am seeking additional materials, as I said.”

Rodney’s face lit up. “You mean you’ve finished them? We—you—whatever! The city is at full power?”

“Yes, of course. I had no wish to begin major projects if I could not protect them from damage if attacked.”

“Of course,” Carter repeated faintly, eyes wide. “So we would have the energy to run the shield and the cloak simultaneously now?”

The Gate flared again, connecting to a planet. Atlantis hummed. “It seems this planet is no longer uninhabited. That is vexing but not entirely unexpected.” The Gate closed abruptly. “To answer your question, Colonel, yes. If necessary, I could maintain the cloak and shield for upwards of six thousand years. If I had to, I could submerge myself and maintain the shield and all life support functions without negatively impacting the current population for at least three thousand years.”

“Well, that’s good news, right?”

“Of course it is, Sheppard! We’re as safe as it’s possible to be in Pegasus!” Rodney beamed at Atlantis. “You’re amazing. I know I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating.”

“Thank you, Rodney.”

Tony was surprised to see Atlantis smile fondly at the scientist as the Gate connected yet again.

“Ah, this is the final destination that interests me presently. It is what you call a space Gate in an asteroid belt. I shall send three Harvesters, since I have not harvested from it previously. I expect it to be rich with the elements I require.”

She turned toward the Gate, and everyone turned with her. They were all eager to see what a harvester was.

As it turned out, it was a massive ball of a machine—one that was so immense Tony didn’t know how it would fit through the Gate. Of course, zy also didn’t see how it could possibly harvest anything, but the shape made more sense than the boxy little Puddle Jumpers did: a sphere was the strongest geometric structure… or so Tony had learned in freshman geometry class what felt like eons ago. Maybe that wasn’t true anymore.

The harvester floated down from the same opening the Puddle Jumpers normally used in the ceiling of the main hall. Once in place, the machine turned 45° then slipped through the open Gate with what must have been mere inches to spare all the way around. The second, then third harvesters descended and left through the Gate equally smoothly. Once the third was all the way through, the Gate closed, and more than one person breathed a sigh of relief.

Atlantis turned back to Rodney.

“I have sealed the room containing my Zed-PMs, but I will show you if you would like.”

“Yes! Absolutely!”

“Very well.” Atlantis reached out and gripped Rodney’s upper arm. They both disappeared with a flash.

“I guess this means the rest of our meeting is postponed.”

Colonel Carter side-eyed John, then shook her head in amusement. Ronon started prodding Tony toward the transporter before they could change their minds.

*~*~*~*

“Are you still considering my offer, Rodney?”

Rodney forced himself to drag his eyes from the three ZedPMs and the insane amount of data he was receiving on his computer in order to look up at Atlantis. She looked a little like a ZedPM herself, in her dress and coordinating head wrap made of gold, orange, and red cloth.

“I am, but it’s not something I can just decide overnight, you know? You want to change my brain and my DNA.”

“Yes.” She moved closer and rested her hand on his shoulder. “I understand why you are reluctant, though I continue to hope I can persuade you.”

Rodney huffed. “I have to admit it would have been nice to have known what was going on before I freaked out upstairs.”

“Now that people know of my existence, I assumed they would understand the Gate was dialing at my direction.”

It was funny that she looked so baffled, though Rodney wouldn’t ever say so. Even he wasn’t that socially inept.

“Maybe we should have, but we’ve only known you exist since early Einstein. I guess that’s about one Satedan month, though it doesn’t feel that long. Also, we’ve had a lot of things go horribly wrong before, so we’re always going to assume the worst.”

“I suppose that makes sense.” She studied him intently. “You realize you could have asked me.”

Rodney flushed. “It—it actually didn’t occur to me.”

She sighed. “I imagined not. I would have answered if you had called out to me, you know.”

“Even though I can’t Vulcan mind-meld with you?”

“Of course. I would have answered if any of you had called me. It was only when Tony asked if I was involved and then requested that I reveal I was the one causing the Gate to open and close so rapidly that it occurred to me that you would not understand what I was doing.”

“Oh. I guess I didn’t realize you’d be that open to taking a physical form whenever somebody asked you.”

“It can be inconvenient,” she agreed but pointed out. “At the moment, it is the only way I can discuss things with anyone other than Tony and Ronon.”

“You didn’t have to fix Ronon?”

“No. He is Satedan and descended from the original Kysra. His physiology was made to receive communication from the Vedaeus.”

“That’s still weird for me, trying to understand that you used to be a goddess.”

“Never a goddess, not like you mean. Nor am I that being any longer,” she admitted quietly. “In all honesty, I prefer who I am now.”

“McKay! Where are you?”

At the panicked shout through his comm, Rodney nearly fell off the awesome rolling stool Atlantis had made for him. He huffed and reached up, touching it to open the link to Zelenka.

“I’m in the ZedPM room, of course. Aren’t you getting the information I’m sending to you? Get it together!”

“Am I—? What are you—? How?!”

Zelenka descended into Czech that Rodney was certain was more insults and profanity than anything else.

“Atlantis finished the ZedPMs, so stop talking and get to work. Chop chop!”

There was another string of irate Czech, then, “I’ll chop you!” and Zelenka disconnected.

Atlantis was snickering, which almost blew Rodney’s mind. She seemed too serene and higher-being-like for such a human emotion.

“You and Radek remind me of siblings.”

“No, my sister actually hates me. Radek just pretends,” Rodney said distractedly as he noticed something. “Hey, would you look at this a second? Why aren’t these systems coming online over here?”

“Those areas have not yet been cleared. I must ensure they are safe before allowing any changes in power flow.”

Oh. That made sense.

Rodney continued moving between his computer and the ZedPM station itself, trying to understand and integrate everything he was seeing. It was exciting yet weirdly comfortable having Atlantis there with him. He’d thought she would get bored and leave, but she never did. He wondered if that was what it would be like if he agreed to let her change him.

Rodney’s eyes kept being drawn to that dark section Atlantis was essentially quarantining.

“Do you think there are more of those devices holding deadly creatures, or maybe something like that one that makes you hallucinate before your brain explodes?” His fingers paused on the keyboard. “Well, not you-you, but humans. Us.”

“I do not know, Rodney,” Atlantis replied. “There are several experimental laboratories, any one of which could hold experiments such as those you have encountered. I have barred those buildings from receiving any additional power, and they have shields surrounding them that will hold within that which already exists as well as preventing anything outside from gaining access. Not even insects or the fisher birds are allowed through the shields.”

“That’s… that’s really smart. Just because something hasn’t escaped, or something hasn’t gotten in doesn’t mean it couldn’t happen.”

“Yes. I meant it when I said I would do all I reasonably could to prevent loss of life.”

Rodney went back to his readings for several seconds.

“I don’t normally like to categorize things by good and evil, but the Alterans were evil, weren’t they?”

Atlantis made a humming sound, thinking about it.

“It would be easy to assign such a word to them, but not all were. There were those who fought against the experiments that created their worst atrocities. There were even a few who protested the experimentation on my kysra.”

“Sure, but they weren’t ever the ones in power, were they?”

“No, they were not. Power is such a dangerous tool, Rodney. It is easy to forget that it is merely a tool, not an end in itself.”

Yeah, he could see that. He’d read the report where Do-gooder-Daniel Jackson was in that dream state where he made himself into a tyrant and killed his own best friend. As much as Rodney hated to admit it, he could see that if power could corrupt someone like Jackson, then it could happen to pretty much anybody.

“Is it okay if I ask why the Alterans were doing that, taking and hurting your kysra in the first place?”

Atlantis considered it, then slowly replied, “Yes. Perhaps you will share the tale with the others? It is painful to discuss, and I would request you not to ask Ronon about it at all. I would not cause him further grief over what happened to his first home.”

Rodney tried to backtrack. “Oh, well, I mean, if it hurts you to talk about it, you don’t have to.” Despite what people thought of him, he didn’t intentionally hurt people most of the time.

“It is an old hurt that will never fade, for part of the fault for what happened lies with me.”

“Wait, what?”

“You know the tale of the creation of Kysra.”

“Yeah, I was there when Tony went in to that trance.”

“Thousands of years after that, the Alterans came to Sateda, and the Satedans welcomed them. By then, the world was beautiful, the people much changed from the days of the first Kysra. Though they had not learned how to travel between the stars, they were a largely peaceful, technologically advanced society.

“They were advanced enough that they believed the Alterans when they said they wished to share their knowledge with Sateda. It was possibly even true at first, for the Satedans did work with the Alterans on refining the Stargates. All was well for a time, but then the Alterans gained the trust of those with whom they worked, and they learned of the greatest secret of Sateda: the kysra.

“As young as the Satedan culture was, they were equally naïve. Had they known of the problems within the Alteran race, they never would have mentioned the kysra much less allowed the Alterans on their planet.”

“Why? I wouldn’t think the kysra would’ve interested the Alterans. I thought they were all about increasing technology and knowledge.” Rodney couldn’t understand why the Alterans would’ve been interested in the kysra at all.

“Ah, but they were. You see, the Alterans were a dying race, even then. The plague you have heard of in the Milky Way was one designed by the Alterans themselves in their attempts to make themselves smarter, stronger, better. They were forced to take those who had not been infected and flee to the Pegasus galaxy, but they did not learn. They continued with their genetic experiments until they had altered themselves so much that they could no longer carry their own children, and the genetic defects caused by their meddling grew more profound in every generation.”

“I still don’t get why the kysra were such a big deal. Why did they want them? Were they trying to change themselves into kysra?”

“Nothing so benign, Rodney,” she said, sounding tired. “No, they wished to learn how to use the kysra as living incubators.”

“Wha—? Oh, no! That’s—that’s just vile.”

“It is, yet they started their first experiments the moment they were able to steal a kysra – someone from one of the smaller communities.”

“Didn’t the Satedans realize what had happened?”

“They noticed when the kysra disappeared, and they worried for zyr, but in their naïveté, it didn’t occur to the Satedans that zy had been kidnapped. Such a thing was so unthinkable among the Satedans that it wouldn’t occur to them until more kysra began to disappear. When they did realize, the entire planet rose up in fury.

“Of course, the Alterans denied any knowledge of the missing kysra, but the Satedan government suspected and began to deny Alterans any access to the planet.”

Atlantis closed her eyes, her whole body reflecting the intensity of her grief.

“That was when I should have intervened. I could have stopped the devastation that followed, but my pride and my fear of being Separate kept me from taking a stand against the others.”

“They didn’t want to help?”

“No. We were arrogant. We believed the Satedans should have been able to anticipate the lies of the Alterans. They should have protected the kysra at all costs.”

“There wasn’t any way they could have known!” Rodney protested.

“I am aware of that, dear one. I know that now. In that long ago time and place, I allowed myself to be persuaded against my better judgement, and thus I watched as hundreds, perhaps thousands of kysra were taken and tortured to death in the guise of scientific experimentation.

“You see, the Satedans and the Alterans were not genetically compatible. Many hundreds of kysra died as the Alterans tried to force kysra to give birth to full Alterans, then to hybrids.”

“Like trying to force a human to carry a chimpanzee to term,” Rodney murmured, feeling like he was going to throw up.

“Just so. Even then, they had to alter the kysra so that their bodies would be unable to prevent or reject fertilization.”

“Oh gods. That’s why kysra on Earth today all die if the baby is harmed.”

“Yes. The kysra on Earth are the many-times descendants of the hybrid kysra-Alteran offspring.”

Rodney thought Earth had inherited more than the genetics of its ancestors; it had inherited their prejudice. If the Alterans had thought of kysra as nothing more than breeding stock, was it any wonder that the same attitude survived the centuries to present-day Earth?

“But… but if they are, then why don’t they all remember? Why don’t they all have an Interim like Tony had?”

“More genetic alteration,” Atlantis replied gently. “We wrote the Interim into the very genetic code of our Kysra. All who descend from zyr should have the memories. If the memories do not come forward, it is because they have been genetically suppressed.”

Rodney frowned. That didn’t quite make sense.

“Tony did remember though, and that was before you fixed zyr DNA. Was it just coming here that changed zyr?”

Atlantis’ lips twitched. “Perhaps, but I think that it had more to do with zyr exposure to purely Satedan genetic material.”

“What? Exposure to…. Oh. Oh. Right. Plus zy was talking to you too. Didn’t you have to do something to zyr brain? I think I remember Tony saying something about that.”

“Yes, I did have to make repairs in Tony’s brain. I unwisely assumed that zyr kysra heritage would make zyr physically capable of receiving telepathic communication, but the Alteran and Earth genetics affected that as well.”

“So what happens if other Earther kysra start coming here?”

“I have already discussed it with the healer, Xander. We both believe it would be better to take the kysra into the infirmary so they can be monitored. I will send them to sleep and undo the genetic damage so they will be Satedan kysra once again. I will not make the mistakes I made with Tony. Zy has been very helpful in allowing me to study zyr genetic coding to see what I should have done before I spoke to zyr the first time and injured zyr.”

“I suppose it’s better to do it that way than to wait and let them get hurt if their Interim happens unexpectedly.”

“Precisely what Xander and I thought as well.”

Rodney stared blankly at his computer screen and realized that he had kysra in his family. If Atlantis changed him, it was probable that he’d have an Interim as well. He’d be Satedan in truth. He’d be Tony’s genetic family, no matter how distant, as well as zyr chosen brother.

His heart began to race as he considered the decision he’d known he’d make from the very first time Atlantis had offered it.

“I—I think I want you to change me. I’m just afraid of what Earth will do when they find out.”

“They need not find out, if you do not wish it. I realize it cannot be soon, as you humans understand the word. When you are ready, request two days off. I can alter you in less than a day, but I would like to be able to observe you the next day to make certain you are well. Simply tell me when you are ready.”

Rodney nodded, allowing himself a slight smile.

“Yeah, I’ll do that. I want…. I know I’m not a kysra, but there are kysra in my family. It feels like, as ugly as it is, this is my heritage too.”

“It is,” Atlantis said firmly. “You were meant to be Satedan. It is only right that you claim what always should have been yours.”

Chapter Text

Chapter 5

Noetherday, YangHui 1, First Year of the Returned
(May 1, 2008)

Logan’s door chimed, alerting him to someone outside.

“Come,” he barked out, his irritation from the day coming through more than he’d have liked.

When the door slid open, he looked up from his computer and huffed a laugh. “You look more pissed than you did the day you came in here declaring your intent to commit homicide. Spouse-icide, maybe? Is there a word for that?”

Logan rolled his chair back slightly, laced his fingers and stretched his arms out over his head, trying to relieve the ache in his back, right between his shoulder blades.

Tony snorted and rolled zyr eyes. “Mariticide, if you’re killing your husband. Killing a wife is uxoricide.”

“Why am I not surprised you know that off the top of your head?”

“Because you know I’m awesome at Trivial Pursuit.” Tony slid into zyr usual chair, closed zyr eyes and cracked zyr neck.

Logan flinched. “That is a disgusting habit, Dex. You’re going to get arthritis in your neck if you keep that up.”

He hated it when people popped their joints. Knuckles, backs, or necks: it all made his skin crawl, and he happened to know Ronon felt the same way. They were working on Tony, trying to get zyr to quit the habit.

“That’s if I don’t get it from dealing with all the pain-in-the-neck people around here first.”

“Not Ronon this time, I take it.”

Logan rose and went to the nifty little Pegasus-style mini-fridge that had appeared the other day. He had to admit he enjoyed being one of Atlantis’ favorites. He snagged two of the fruit drinks—ones that were obviously not from Earth—that had appeared the day the fridge had and handed one to Tony.

“No, Ronon and I are good. I told him what you said the other day, and it helped us both, I think.”

“Good.” He twisted open the bottle and took a deep drink. “So who’s giving you the biggest pain?”

“Too many people, frankly, and all of them civilians,” Tony said, holding the cold bottle to zyr temple. “They’re stressed about the Daedalus not showing up, and it’s been long enough that everybody knows there’s a problem the Colonels aren’t talking about. It’s making them tense, which makes them snap at each other. That leads to fights, petty theft, honest-to-Pete slapping wars between a couple of botanists, and messy breakups that mean I have to supervise them while one person gets his or her things out of the other’s quarters.”

Tony slouched in zyr chair and finally opened the juice. “Swear to the Vedaeus, Wolfe. I feel like an RA in a college dorm instead of a cop.”

Logan sighed and put his feet up on his desk, something he’d never do in front of anybody but Tony.

“I’d laugh at you if I didn’t feel the same way, except instead of slapping, I’ve had more fistfights in the last two weeks than I’ve seen since I’ve been here. It’s just like you said: people are tense and at each other’s throats over the smallest things. Before you came in, I was sitting here thinking I’m going to have to talk to Colonel Carter about making an announcement. Any kind of announcement about the Daedalus is going to be better than leaving people in the dark like this.”

“That’s exactly why I came to talk to you: I was thinking the same thing about talking to her and Colonel Sheppard. People, especially people like ours, who love their numbers, facts, and action plans, need something they can pin down rather than this nebulous fear they’ve got right now.”

“Don’t I know it,” he agreed vehemently. “Most of the time, military people and scientists—and military people who are also scientists—do better with more information.”

Tony raised zyr bottle in a mock cheers, which Logan reciprocated.

The problem with smart people was they were smart, and they could come up with scenarios the average population never would. Give smart people more information, and they’d have charts and graphs and 50-slide PowerPoint presentations on how to solve the problem. Let them sit and stew in silence, and they’d kill everybody on accident while trying to prevent some impossible scenario.

With the military, they were trained to fight their way out of bad situations. However, if they didn’t know what the situation was, then they’d start to fight each other out of frustration. Give them sufficient information about a problem, and they’d dig in, make the problem the enemy, and figure out how to solve it or endure it. That was especially true with the old-timers in the city. After what they’d seen, the only thing that really scared those folks was incorrect or insufficient information.

Logan pointed out, “It doesn’t help that we’ve had so many meals supplemented with Pegasus foods that even the least intelligent, most inexperienced E-1 has figured out we’re looking at a food shortage and rationing in the very near future.”

“I know, but I was trying not to say anything.” Tony let zyr head fall back on the chair and groaned. “I feel guilty for having food that I’m not sharing, but there’s no way in hell Ronon would let me if I suggested it. If I had enough that it would make much of a dent overall, I’d argue with him about it. I don’t really have that much, especially stuff with nutritional value, so I’m just trying to make sure I always eat my food and send stuff with Ronon for the team when they go out so that I’m not taking what others should be eating, plus I feel like I’m still contributing.”

“I’d veto the sharing idea. If we hit the rationing point, you and I are probably low on the list to be rationed anyway because we’re going to have our hands full with more than minor fights, especially if people panic. Besides, no matter what happens, you’re eating for two. Don’t look at me like that! I know it’s a dumb saying, but you do need additional calories and nutrients to feed yourself and the growing kyta. Doing yourself or your kyta unnecessary harm because you’re worried about other people is stupid.”

“I swear, I’m going to have Atlantis take that damned book off the server,” Tony griped.

Logan just smirked. He knew better than to laugh at zyr. “I hate to tell you, but it wouldn’t do you any good. The doc would just put it back up again. Even if he didn’t, enough people have downloaded it that they’d just share it with anyone who wanted it. Doc mentioned to me in passing that he’s been surprised by the number of people curious about babies and pregnancy in general. He said he finally put all the parenting books on the general-access server.”

Seeing Tony’s expression, Logan added, “I haven’t read that book. I’m telling you what I remember from experience. I’d be able to annoy you even without the book.”

Tony huffed and drank zyr juice. “Why are we friends again?”

“Well….” Logan leaned his head back and pretended to think about it. He looked at Tony and said, “Because despite my irresistibly sexy, Wolfe-ish grin, you went and married Ronon. Since he can kick my ass three out of five, I decided I could settle for friends.”

That startled a laugh out of Tony, and zy finally relaxed.

“You just wait, Mr. Sexy, wolfish grin. I’ll tell Ronon you wanted to get in my pants.”

“Nah, none of your pants would fit me, especially those booty-call jeans you were bitching about the other week. You’re too skinny—well, you used to be anyway,” he teased.

Tony pouted, fat bottom lip and everything. Logan didn’t tell zyr zy reminded him more of Aaron pouting than anything else when zy did that.

“How dare you mock those jeans! I’m going to be mourning those for the rest of my life.”

“Well, at least they did the job and snagged you Ronon before you went and ruined your figure.”

Tony exclaimed, “Asshole!” in mock outrage.

Logan chuckled and tossed his empty bottle into the recycle bin.

“Let’s go talk to Carter before you start throwing things at me… like your fists. I’m just done with fistfights today.” He stood and thought the door open. “I’m pretty sure Doc Xander is done with broken noses, too.”

“Fine, fine,” Tony agreed. “Come on over tonight. You can tell Ronon how many people he’ll have for IST. That always makes him smile.”

“Good plan.” Thinking about Ronon making idiots regret their choices put a little smile on Logan’s own face, which had the added benefit of scaring the hell out of the next three people they met in the corridors. It was a win-win situation.

*~*~*~*

Serreday, YangHui 2, First Year of the Returned
(May 2, 2008)

John slipped into his office and quickly thought the door shut behind him. He leaned forward, letting his head fall forward onto the closed door and breathed a sigh of relief. It had been one of those days where nothing had gone completely right for anyone, but it all ended up rolling uphill (it was supposed to roll downhill, dammit!) until he was the one who had to deal with the fallout.

Carter had made the announcement that the Daedalus was on the way and would arrive by the 26th of YangHui. Unfortunately, that was over three weeks away, and the non-combat and non-Gate team assets were going to have reduced portions so their limited food supply would last. That had resulted in a slew of complaints and accusations of food hoarding that Dex and Wolfe had been sent off to investigate.

Which reminded John: he needed to make sure Carter had those two listed as non-rationed. Even if Tony weren’t pregnant, they’d both need the energy in the coming weeks. John knew there were days he would rather deal with Wraith than with humans, so he didn’t envy the two their jobs in the near future. After all, John could just shoot the Wraith. Command frowned on shooting the city personnel, no matter how frustrating they were.

After the announcement, John had spoken with Carter about the message she’d received from Landry more than a week before, which notified her that the SGC and IOA were going to replace both of them along with Tony Dex and a few other people. John had been furious that she hadn’t shared what she’d been told, but it had soon become apparent that Carter thought he’d received the same information.

Carter had been apologetic and horrified that she’d made the assumption when she knew how vital all information from Earth was, so he was as sure as he could be that the two of them would be keeping each other updated, even if the SGC or IOA didn’t keep one of them in the loop. They’d tried to come up with the logic behind Landry not telling John what was going on, but nothing made sense. Even if they were taking John from Atlantis, he wasn’t gone yet, and he should’ve had that same information. It made them both wonder what was going on back on Earth.

All of that had been before his team’s mission to planet summer squash, as he thought of it, and that had been the icing on the cake. The natives of the planet hadn’t exactly run them off, but they’d been invited to leave while they still had all their limbs. The four of them had taken them up on their invitation and double-timed it back to the Gate, metaphorical tails between their legs.

So now John just didn’t want to talk to anyone for a while, and he was planning to hide out in his office until the coast was clear. Everybody knew he avoided the office because it meant paperwork, which was just as evil when it was on the computer as it was when he’d had to fill it out with a pen, so they wouldn’t come looking for him there.

As if on cue, someone cleared their throat behind him.

John froze. He should’ve known better. He was pretty sure they weren’t hostile, or he’d be dead already. Maybe if he ignored it, they’d go away.

“John.”

John raised his head and slowly turned around. He eyed the man trying to spin himself dizzy in John’s office chair and the woman sitting at the small table.

“Whatever it is, it wasn’t my fault, and I’m not dealing with it until tomorrow.”

Teyla got that little smile that meant she both pitted him and was amused by him. Ronon whirled himself around, though he caught his ankle on the edge of the desk and cursed. John didn’t feel the least bit sorry for him.

Giving in, John heaved a sigh and forced himself toward his desk.

“Out of my chair, Chewy.”

Ronon bared his teeth at him.

John scowled.

Teyla sighed like she’d been cursed with caring for two pigheaded toddlers. It was a look John was used to seeing aimed at Ronon and Rodney.

John crossed his arms over his chest and glared at Ronon, determined that if they were going to have a conversation that needed to take place in his office for whatever reason, he was going to sit in his own damned chair. He knew Ronon only got petulant like this when it was something he didn’t want to talk about but thought he had to. Or Teyla had bullied him into it, whichever.

“Ronon,” Teyla snapped finally.

“Fine,” he said, pouting as he stood and shoved past John.

He flopped down in one of the chairs at the table, and John smirked and made a point of sitting in his chair and wriggling around like it was the best thing he’d felt in ages. He was actually annoyed that the seat was warm from Ronon’s big ass, but he wasn’t going to let on.

“So what’s the deal?”

“Before Ronon’s unfortunate regression to youngling,” Teyla began, earning her another pout from the man, “he and I thought of a possibility we would like to discuss with you.”

“Teyla and I talked about it. We’re not sure how you feel about scavenging, but it might help our food shortage problem,” Ronon said, all playfulness and pouting instantly disappearing.

“Scavenging?” John glanced between them, trying to figure out where they were going with the idea.

“There are many worlds that no longer have inhabitants,” Teyla said, nothing about her demeanor betraying her own opinion about what she was saying. “It is not unheard of for other worlds to take advantage of the food animals and the crops the previous inhabitants left behind.”

John sat back, frowning. “So you think we should go scavenging these worlds, taking all their stuff that’s still there?”

He really didn’t like the sound of that.

“John, you come from a world of plenty. From our discussions, I know what you call first-world nations routinely throw away more than enough to feed several Pegasus worlds. You have not had to deal with failed harvests or animals poisoned by a bad well or an adversary. Even if those things happen, there are other first-world nations you may trade with to obtain the necessary food for your people.”

Despite John’s obvious discomfort, Teyla doggedly continued, “Here, things are not so easy. If we do not retrieve the crops left behind by those who no longer need them, they will either be taken by others or rot and die where they are, serving no purpose at all. There is no world in Pegasus so wealthy that they can afford such waste… at least, none that I am aware of.”

“We know you don’t see things in the same way,” Ronon said gruffly. “The talks I have with Tony, and even the arguments we sometimes get into, have taught me a lot about how Earthers think. I know you’re looking at this like it makes you a bad person if you take stuff from dead people.”

John made a face. “Yeah, it’s not something we do, at least not where I’m from. It’s a taboo, something that would be shameful to do.”

Teyla offered him a compassionate smile. “I am aware of that, yet I have spoken with Xander enough to know what you are used to is not how all of your planet lives. People who are truly hungry either glean the fields of their fallen neighbors, or they starve and die. There are also nations where the destitute live by scavenging through the mountains of food and other products discarded by the wealthy.”

John winced. Yeah, that happened in every country, even the so-called first-world nations.

“It’s not just food,” Ronon said. He sat forward and laced his fingers together on the table. Looking down at them, he said, “One of the first worlds I want to go to is former Sateda. There may not be anything left in the city, but I can get us to my family’s farm. Even if they’re feral, there should be food animals – livestock, Tony calls them – and fields that come back from the seed the previous year’s crops dropped when they died.

“Plus there’s the stockpile of weapons I made my pater and daetor keep in a hidden vault. If they’re still there, some of them will be energy rifles like the one I used the last time I was on former Sateda.” Ronon swallowed thickly. “I would’ve inherited the farm someday anyway. There isn’t anybody left but me to inherit the rest of former Sateda, so everything that’s useful there is rightly mine, if it makes you feel any better.”

John wondered what kind of an asshole it made him that it did help if he thought about it as going to get Ronon’s stuff rather than scavenging from a once-great civilization.

“The Athosians have returned to our former planet in order to plant crops each year. We did this knowing that most would go to others, but many times we returned to harvest what we could as well. That was how we survived the year we lost our crops on Lantea.”

John winced again at that reminder. Until the meeting the other week, he hadn’t thought about what the Athosians had had to do to survive without their crops they’d planted on Lantea. He’d known he and Weir had tried to help out some, but they’d stupidly assumed they’d had a storehouse or something, even when John would’ve known better if he’d thought about it for a second.

Teyla went on, “Halling proposed the idea of returning there for harvest time this year, which comes well before the harvest on New Athos. He proposed it not knowing of the problem with the Daedalus not returning on time.”

“I’d be willing to go to former Athos and New Athos, but….” John clenched his jaw. “I’m not saying we won’t go anywhere else, but it’s hard for me to get my head around it being acceptable to go through other people’s stuff after they’re culled.”

“Don’t feel bad about it. Whether you say yes or no this time, it’ll come up again,” Ronon said so matter-of-factly that it made John feel a little sick. “Being humans in this galaxy forces us all to be pragmatic in ways that are hard at first,” he continued. “Do you think I had time to grow crops or raise food animals when I was a Runner? I stole, and I did it knowing it was wrong. I tried to hunt and glean edibles from the wild when I could, but a lot of the time stealing was the only way I could stay alive to keep running back then.” He shrugged. “I’m not proud of it, but I did what I had to. If it means feeding my meraska, kyta, and friends, then I’ll do whatever I have to now.”

John heard the unsaid even return to former Sateda.

It gutted him every time he realized anew how young Ronon had been when the Wraith made him a runner. Sateda had been destroyed in 1998. Ten years later, Ronon was about to turn thirty-one. That meant he’d been twenty, twenty-one at most when he’d lost his fiancée, his family, and his entire world. Then he’d been made a toy in a sick game for the very Wraith who’d murdered them all. It was a wonder the man was sane, and it made his devotion to Tony and almost fanatic need to keep zyr safe that much more understandable.

If Ronon could be so brave as to stay alive for ten years while believing he was the last of his people, then John could suck it up and get past his personal discomfort.

Huh. Speaking of Tony…. “You know if we go to former Sateda, Tony will want to go too.”

“Yeah, I know. I talked to Atlantis, and she agrees that zy should stay home until we do recon in a cloaked Jumper. I know the Wraith who destroyed Sateda is dead, but we don’t know how closely any of the others watch that Gate. The way that first one watched Sateda is the only reason I’m pretty confident there will still be stuff for us to scavenge there.”

Teyla offered, “I will assist you in convincing Tony to remain until we know more about the situation.”

“Thanks, but no.” Ronon declined her offer politely but firmly. “Tony’s been unhappy about people treating zyr like a youngling who can’t make up zyr own mind. I’ll talk to zyr, and either zy will stay here, or none of us go to former Sateda at all.”

Oh. That made sense, actually. John was probably guilty of doing it too. He knew he’d caught himself being surprised by something Tony did when he wouldn’t have been surprised if it had been an XX or XY. It sucked to realize how much of that kind of thinking was still in him. He’d have to tell Tony it was okay to give him a reality check whenever zy noticed it. That way, zy’d know he was trying to change and wouldn’t be as offended, or so he hoped.

“Since we don’t know what we’re getting into there, let’s talk to Halling about going to former Athos first. I remember there’s that Alteran structure there, too. Let’s find out from Atlantis if she can connect to it through the Gate like she could her material harvester things. If that place has any power or sensors, it should be able to tell us more about what’s going on there on a day-to-day basis. I don’t want to take any risks that aren’t absolutely necessary.”

“I agree,” Teyla said with an understanding smile.

Ronon just nodded grimly. John suspected his mind was back on former Sateda. He couldn’t blame him.

*~*~*~*

Chernday, YangHui 4, First Year of the Returned
(May 4, 2008)

Atlantis’ gentle voice called Tony back from the depths of slumber.

//Tony, wake. You wished to be awake when Rodney arrived.//

Tony’s lashes fluttered as zy dragged zyrself to full consciousness and realized that zy was curled beneath zyr favorite blanket on the sofa in the piano room. Zy sighed and rubbed the soft blanket against zyr cheek, not quite able to force zyrself to open zyr eyes.

The blanket was a Korean mink done in tones of gold, bronze, and brown. It, along with the traditional wedding gift of carved Mandarin ducks, had been a gift from Myung-Dae and Eun-Kyung, one of the very few married couples on the city. They had been delighted when Tony later told them that the ducks were displayed bill-to-bill, since that denoted harmony between spouses, on a shelf in the same room as Tony’s beloved piano.

Finally forcing zyr eyes open, Tony was surprised to see Rodney sitting on the piano bench, but turned to watch zyr with a concerned expression instead of playing.

“Hey.”

The gentle expression fled, and Rodney scowled at zyr. He crossed his arms and demanded, “Are you sick?”

Tony blinked, zyr eyebrows drawing down into a slight frown. “Um, no. Why?”

“You were asleep, but it’s not even 2000 yet.”

Tony arched zyr back and stretched hard enough that zy felt a couple of vertebrae pop into place.

“Oh, that felt good, damn,” zy mumbled. Another deep breath that turned into a yawn, and Tony forced zyrself to sit up, pushing the blanket to the side. “I’m not sick, Rodney. I’m pregnant. Haven’t you heard Ronon whining about how I fall asleep at the drop of a hat? Wait, I’m pretty sure I’ve bitched about it, and it’s not nearly as bad now as it was. I didn’t feel tired when I sat down in here.”

“Maybe you mentioned it, but I probably wasn’t listening.” Rodney narrowed his eyes further and stared zyr up and down. “You’re sure that’s all it is? I could call Xander for you.”

Tony did zyr best not to roll zyr eyes.

“No, Rodney. This is perfectly normal, and Doc will only get the super serene, terribly amused expression he gets when neurotic people ask him about my health. Then he’ll refuse to tell you anything about a patient, and he’ll direct you to where he put every single parenting book he had on the servers because he was sick of putting them on individual drives for people.”

Tony suspected that some of those people were more curious about what pregnancy would be like for themselves rather than about what zy was going through. Zy truly wished somebody else would get pregnant just so people would stop looking at zyr stomach like they were waiting for zyr to suddenly look like zy swallowed a watermelon all the damned time, but that was another matter.

“Oh.” Rodney’s shoulders relaxed, and he uncrossed his arms, loosely curling his fingers around the lip of the piano bench beside his thighs instead.

“How far along are you?”

“Ninety-three days, as ahh—” Another yawn cut zyr off. “As of this morning,” zy finished.

“Isn’t that three Earth months? Does that mean you’re in your second trimester now?”

“Yep, technically as of day 90.”

“I thought that meant the first trimester stuff ended and you’d be fine for the next three months.”

Tony allowed zyrself a little smile when Rodney flushed. If he hadn’t read any books, he probably wouldn’t have known that little bit of information.

“Sort of. Everybody and every pregnancy is different. Usually the nastier side effects lessen for the next while, but that doesn’t mean they all go away completely. I sincerely hope I’m not going to pass out in Wolfe’s office when I’m talking to him about cases again,” (and hadn’t that been embarrassing,) “but I’m still making another human being inside me, and that means my body is working harder than it normally would be.”

Rodney was watching zyr, his brows furrowed in confusion, so Tony tried to explain it in a way that would make sense to him. “Think of it like this: if you’re injured—you break a bone, get shot, get sick, whatever—you’re really tired for a few days or even longer, right?”

“Well, yeah. My body has to heal either internally, externally, or both.”

“Right. You’re building skin, muscle, bone, antibodies, or whatever. Well, my body is doing that for nine months. I’m working to help the kyta build all zyr skin, muscles, bones, blood, nervous system, antibodies, and organs—everything that it takes to form a complete human. Plus, the only nutrition zy gets is directly from me. That’s work.”

Rodney’s eyes had gone wide, and when Tony finished, he exclaimed, “That’s insane! I mean, I knew that. Of course I knew that. But what are you doing awake? You should sleep more. Hurry up and go back to sleep! Right now! I’m going to tell Ronon to make you sleep more!”

“Rodney!” Tony laughed, holding up both hands. “Chill, buddy. I’m fine. I promise I’ll sleep whenever I need to.”

Rodney eyed zyr skeptically.

“Okay, how about this,” Tony relented. “I’m probably going to regret this, but I’ll give you permission to ask Atlantis if I’m taking care of myself. I’d say you could ask Ronon, but knowing the way you two can’t agree on the color of the sky, he’d get all offended. Just ask Atlantis instead. Though if it gets to be excessive, I’m going to cut you off, got it?”

“Fine.”

“Good.” Tony reached zyr arms over zyr head and indulged in another long stretch. “How about you? Are you taking care of yourself? You’ve been so busy with all that testing for that bridge thing that I didn’t know if I’d see you tonight.”

“Radek chased me out of the lab,” he admitted, his shoulders slumping. “He said I needed to go have piano time, or he’d strangle me with his bare hands. He didn’t even bother to curse at me in Czech, just English so he knew I’d understand it. I think it was because I made Miko cry. I didn’t even mean to this time!”

Tony sighed, noting the bags under his friend’s eyes and the tightness around his mouth.

“I know this is an important project. I definitely picked up on that when you yelled at me when I brought you supper the other night.”

“What? I did not! I don’t remember you bringing me anything!”

“You did, but I wasn’t offended. I know how you get wrapped up in these things. Believe me, I understand,” Tony hurried to explain. “I’m worried about you. I’ve been worried about you. That’s why I decided to wait in here tonight just on the chance that you’d come by.”

“You waited for me?”

For the thousandth time, Tony wanted to go back in time so zy could kill the McKay parents, then finish raising little genius-Rodney with Ronon. Even after months of friendship and even standing as Tony’s best man and brother at zyr wedding, Rodney was shocked that Tony liked him enough to make a point of getting to see him.

“Of course I waited for you. Here,” zy said, holding out zyr hand.

Rodney gave zyr a perplexed look, but gave zyr his hand readily enough—which Tony used to yank him off the piano stool and onto the couch with zyr.

Rodney squawked indignantly, but Tony ignored it, pushing and prodding him into place, then cuddled against his side. Zy didn’t put zyr head on his shoulder like zy would have done with Ronon. Zy thought that might be pushing it.

“What are you doing?!”

“Oh, just calm down,” Tony told him. The poor guy had gone completely rigid. “You’re exhausted. Take a little time to relax and talk to me, then you can play the piano while I make you some food, and then you can go back to running yourself into the ground.”

“Ronon—”

“Ronon would be fine with this, even if he were going to be back before second moonrise. He’s out with the Athosians doing… something. Something useful, I’m sure.”

“He didn’t tell you?”

“Oh, I’m sure he did. I just wasn’t paying attention. I heard Athosian, and I told him I had plans. There’s only so much adulation Magical-Unicorn-Kysra Tony can take.”

Rodney snorted and relaxed in increments. “Well, what can you do? You’re an avatar of the Vedaeus—ouch!

“I’m not an avatar of anybody,” Tony grumbled, though zy did pat the area he’d pinched just above Rodney’s knee in semi-apology.

“You’re worse than Zelenka,” Rodney whined. “At least he just slaps my hand if I annoy him. You’re like my sister.”

It was Tony’s turn to snort. “Oh, I am way less bitchy than your sister. I know that much from what you’ve said about her, plus your own ability to bitch people into submission. Getting the Gibbs-slap to the back of the head for years and then having Ronon tell me he doesn’t like playful hitting or slapping for his own reasons… I guess I trained myself to pinch instead.”

“Oh, fine. I’d say your husband is a big sissy, but he’d find out and kill me in my sleep.”

“I doubt that, though he might insist on giving you self-defense lessons again,” Tony retorted, amused.

There was a comfortable silence that had Rodney relaxing further until he was a malleable lump between Tony and the arm of the sofa. When Rodney yawned, Tony wasn’t completely shocked to see the wide footstool that went with the sofa start to slide slowly closer. Tony just sighed. It seemed Atlantis thought Rodney needed to sleep too.

“Hey, can you bring the footstool a little closer?” Tony asked when zy thought the footstool was within range.

Rodney made a snuffling sound that made Tony wish zy hadn’t said anything. He’d probably been more than half asleep.

“Wait, what?” he mumbled. “Where—was that there when I came in?”

“No, it walked itself over here, Beauty and the Beast style, but without the barking,” Tony said truthfully, but with a hard edge of sarcasm so Rodney wouldn’t believe zyr. “I think you can get your toes under the edge and bring it over here so we can put our feet on it.”

Rodney grumbled, but did as Tony had asked. He sighed happily as he stretched out, making Tony smirk.

“Oh,” Rodney said, “Ronon told you his birthday is tomorrow, right? I think I was supposed to ask you a few days ago, but I forgot.”

“Ronon didn’t tell me, but yeah, I know.”

“What are you getting for him, more people to beat up on?”

“You really want to know?” Tony asked mischievously. Zy had plans for the morning, but zy was guessing that wasn’t what Rodney meant.

“Yeah, ‘cause I have no clue what somebody like him would want. Just the PG version of whatever you’re planning.”

“Well, I know you don’t think Ronon is very smart, but he really is. A few of those e-books I had you sneak through the last time we opened the Gate to Earth are for him.”

“Really?” Tony could hear the surprise in Rodney’s voice even if zy couldn’t see his face because his head was starting to droop the other way. “You ordered a bunch of stuff in Spanish and Italian.”

“Yeah. Ronon’s thoughts on the English language can be summed up as ‘stupid’ and ‘illogical.’ We’ve talked about other Earth languages, and I think Spanish will be the easiest for him to learn next. It’s logical, mostly consistent, and there are markings to put on the words where the rules don’t fit. There aren’t nearly as many idioms as English has, though there are more than Satedan has, I guess.”

“Huh. I read tons of computer languages, and I understand some Russian from when I got exiled there, but I don’t really speak any other Earth languages. It wouldn’t surprise me that English is a stupid language. Look how many politicians speak it fluently. That has to mean something.”

Tony snickered. In some ways, Rodney had a very black-and-white world view: people were either stupid or they weren’t. He’d never met a politician who was also an expert at the hard sciences; ergo, all politicians were stupid. Also, politicians had prevented him from doing things he’d wanted, and the IOA frequently tried to mess with the way Atlantis was run, which just reinforced his opinion.

Instead of commenting on any of that, Tony said, “I once heard someone say that ‘English is a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages, and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary.’”

“Probably talking about American English, then. Americans are ridiculously rude,” Rodney griped, making Tony bite zyr lips so zy wouldn’t laugh. “What else do you have for your cave-Dex? I can’t think books are the only things you’ve gotten.”

“Well, there is one other thing I can tell you about, especially since we’ll need you to move the file to the Tower server afterward.”

“What? What are you doing that needs a computer file?”

“We won’t need one; we’re making one,” Tony clarified. “We’re going for our third appointment tomorrow, and I got Doc Xander to agree to let us watch the kyta for an entire half hour.”

“Well, okay. That will make a larger file than normal.” Rodney was quiet for a few seconds, then said, “I don’t get why that’s a big deal. Is it soothing or something, like watching fish?”

“Rodney!” Tony let out a startled laugh.

“What?! Watching fish is supposed to be very soothing!” he protested. “Zelenka wanted to get a tank for the lab until I told him I would bypass his door security and cover his head with that pink goo stuff while he slept so he’d lose the rest of his hair. I don’t know what he possibly could’ve been thinking. He had to know stupid people would somehow break the tank and destroy all our equipment, and then where would we be?”

“Haven’t you looked at the files?” Tony asked, ignoring Rodney’s mini-rant.

“Of course not!” he exclaimed, shifting so he could glare at Tony. “I’d never invade your privacy like that.”

Tony patted his shoulder and nudged him back into place, still grinning.

“I didn’t think you would, but there isn’t anything you shouldn’t see on the files.”

Tony would know. Zy and Ronon had replayed them both enough that even Atlantis was bored with them.

Rodney huffed. “Oh. Well. I didn’t know, and I didn’t want to accidentally see you naked or something.”

“No, nothing like that. It’s just the kyta.” Tony wondered if Ronon would be irritated if zy shared the files with Rodney. Zy didn’t think so, since they had shared the printouts with the team already. “Atlantis, could you bring up the first—”

She cut zyr off with an aggrieved, //Yes. Perhaps it will make Rodney sleep.//

The familiar pinkish image appeared.

“This looks just like those pictures you showed me.”

“Yeah, this is the one I had my eighth week. At least you didn’t gasp and yell, ‘Tony, you’re having an Asgard!’ this time,” Tony said wryly.

John was still giving zyr shit about that, though not in front of Ronon because he’d decided he and John needed to start sparring more after the last time John had tried to tease Tony about it in front of him.

“Don’t be so touchy! I was concerned.”

Tony rolled zyr eyes, then smirked when Rodney jumped the first time the kyta kicked out zyr tiny feet.

“Yeah, Ronon and I were seeing this in real-time. We were surprised zy moves as much as zy does.”

“It’s kinda cute, for an alien-looking thing.”

Tony snorted.

“Atlantis, the one from just before week twelve, please?”

The file was replaced without additional commentary from the city.

“This one was a little early because we wanted to schedule it for our day off. Xander said we can’t do that every time, but he’s willing to try to work with us within the bounds of reason, except he didn’t define that. I guess we’ll wait and see.”

“This wasn’t that long ago. I thought you were going every month.”

“Yeah, we are. Xander made an exception—again—so we could have this next one on Ronon’s birthday.”

“Ears! Zy has ears now!”

Tony grinned. “Aren’t they cute?”

“Now they are, but you better hope zy takes after you. Ronon’s ears stick out a lot. It’d be best if the baby got my ears, but that’s not genetically possible, so I guess yours are the next best thing.”

Tony stared at the side of Rodney’s head incredulously before chuckling.

“Geez, Rodney. Never change.”

“What?” he asked without looking away from the video. “How big was zy here?”

“Nine centimeters. That’s a little larger than average, which is about 8.5—about the size of a peach.”

“Kyta’s pater is larger than average, so I’m not surprised,” Rodney muttered.

“Yeah, and I’m big for a kysra, so it makes sense that zy’s on the higher end of average. Doc X said at that appointment that zy had finished forming all zyr organs and everything, so zy was going to start putting all zyr energy into growing bigger, and I believe it. Just a couple weeks ago I could have passed as having a beer gut. I don’t think that’ll work now.”

Rodney turned his head to look at zyr abdomen. He lifted one brow. “Yeah, that’s not a beer belly. You definitely look knocked-up.”

Tony rolled zyr eyes. “Aw, thanks, Rodney. You say the sweetest things.”

“It’s the truth,” Rodney said, shrugging one shoulder. “Can I ask you a stupid question?”

“I doubt it’s stupid, but sure.”

“Why do kysra measure two weeks behind women for pregnancy?”

Whatever Tony’s expression was, it made Rodney go on the defensive.

“Oh, fine. Yes, I read that stupid book Xander put on the server! I was curious, so sue me!”

“Rodney, chill,” Tony said, trying to calm him before he went on a rant, or worse, got embarrassed and left. That had happened a couple of times in the past. “First, I appreciate that you care enough about me to be interested. I know how much you have on your plate all the time, so it means a lot that you took the time out of your schedule to read something you probably wouldn’t have if we weren’t friends.”

“Yeah, well…” Rodney shrugged again, but his cheeks and the tips of his ears were pink.

“Second, it’s not a stupid question at all. It didn’t make sense to me until Doc Xander explained that women don’t usually know the date they conceive. Even though they know when they had sex, or at least a likely date if they’re with a long-term partner, they don’t know the exact date of conception, which can be up to couple of days later because of how their bodies work. That means they start counting their pregnancy with the first day of their last period. Ovulation usually happens about two weeks after that, so that means they start counting at least two weeks before they could become pregnant.

“We kysra don’t have to do that. We know exactly when we conceive.” Tony frowned as zy tried to find the words to explain it. “It’s not anything I can quantify, which I’m sure is annoying to you. All I can tell you is that the morning I conceived, I had a big rush of hormones that made me feel kind of high. Even without the hormones, I’d have known. It sounds stupid when I say it, but I just knew that I was pregnant with the same kind of certainty that I knew the sun would come up.”

“That is weird, but it does explain why your baby is doing stuff that a female’s baby wouldn’t do for another two weeks,” Rodney said, settling back into the sofa.

 “It doesn’t have anything to do with how the babies develop, just how doctors count the weeks. It’s also why the doctors have to keep refining the due date as they watch the baby develop. Kysra just get one date. It might change as much as two or three days, but that’s it.”

“This is why I like science, real science and not that medical stuff that pretends to be science. Real science is predictable. If I tell you I can make a shield hold for nine minutes, thirteen seconds, then it will hold for exactly that.”

“Yeah, but you’re brilliant. Not everybody can do that, even in ‘real’ science, Rodney,” Tony said fondly.

They watched the video of kyta Dex for a while longer, and Tony recognized when it started to replay. Normally Atlantis didn’t loop it unless zy or Ronon asked her to.

“Pretty,” Rodney commented. “Still kinda alien, but pretty too.”

Rodney’s tone was odd, so Tony snuck a quick look, and zy noticed the time between when he blinked and when he opened his eyes was getting longer. Well, Atlantis would be pleased, and Rodney did look like he needed the sleep.

“Y’know, watchin’ the kyta is kinda relaxing. Maybe a lil’bit like watching fish, but not. ‘Cause it’s your baby. I wouldn’t like it if it were somebody else’s baby. It probably wouldn’t like me either.”

Tony eyed the blanket, then reached out slowly for it, grasping it between two fingers and pulling it closer slowly. If zy could get it over him, zy would put money on Rodney falling asleep. It was nearly impossible to stay awake under that thing.

“Your kyta’ll like me, right?” Rodney asked plaintively. “Jeannie’s don’t, but that’s b‘cause she hates me. Yours‘ll like me, even if Ronon doesn’t, right?”

“Of course zy’ll love zyr Uncle Rodney,” Tony soothed. “Mini-me will need you to teach zyr real science so zy can grow up and become an astrophysicist just like you.”

“M’kay,” Rodney agreed, his eyes closing and staying that way.

Tony drew the blanket up around them both. There was no way Rodney would sleep if Tony got up, so zy sighed and settled in for another nap. Zy consoled zyrself with the thought that zy would need the extra energy for the non-PG plans zy had for Ronon tomorrow.

*~*~*~*

Keplerday, YangHui 5, First Year of the Returned
(May 5, 2008)

Ronon was dreaming. He knew he had to be, but he fought waking because then the wonderful touches and the wet heat rubbing over his cock would stop. He could feel his hips working, trying to get inside that tempting heat. He somehow knew it would be the tightest, hottest place he’d ever put his cock.

Ronon heard a low chuckle and was drawn closer to waking.

“C’mon, caro,” a voice he’d recognize anywhere crooned. “Parts of you are definitely awake. Time to bring that brain of yours online too.”

His lashes fluttered, and he opened his eyes to see his kysra’s smirking face over him. Zy was straddling his hips and grinding zyr ass against his cock. Ronon groaned and blessed The Five for giving him such a wonderful meraska.

Ronon lifted his hands to rest on zyr thighs.

“In,” he grunted, unable to say anything more coherent.

Tony’s smirk widened, but zy didn’t tease. Zy reached back and steadied his rock-hard cock, then sat back, slowly taking him inside zyrself.

Ronon’s eyes rolled back. He groaned.

Tony said something, but Ronon was too busy reveling in the hot, slick clench of zyr body around his to listen. Rolling zyr hips slowly, Tony began to ride him. Pleased words that Ronon couldn’t be bothered to translate and soft hitches of breath were a clear indication zy was enjoying zyrself.

Ronon let his eyes stay closed and used his hands to see his meraska’s body: zyr strong thighs, the left one with the scar from a bullet years ago, tensed and relaxed as zy moved over him. Zyr beautiful ass, which fit just right in his hands. The dip of zyr waist that was no longer unhealthily thin. The rounding between zyr hip bones, which couldn’t be mistaken as anything other than a growing kyta anymore. Then zyr ribs, which finally had a healthy layer of flesh, expanded and contracted with every panted breath.

Tony halted Ronon’s explorations and laced their fingers together, then pinned Ronon’s hands to the bed beside his shoulders and stopped moving entirely.

Surprised, Ronon grunted. His eyes snapped back open.

Tony gave him and evil grin. “There you are. Though you might go back to sleep.”

“Never. Just love touching you, proving to myself how well I know you, know your body.” Ronon made another disgruntled sound and thrust his hips up. “Move, dahrym.”

Tony leaned closer, bringing their lips together in a sweet, loving kiss that told Ronon he’d said something right. As if he didn’t know better than to say he kind of had been dozing and enjoying letting Tony do all the work. Ha! Ronon had been clever enough to woo a kysra; he definitely was smarter than that.

When Tony lifted zyr head, zy was smiling happily. Zy began riding him again without letting go of his hands.

“Love touching you too, husband. Almost thought you were gonna come before you woke up,” zy purred, rocking faster and letting zyrself drop onto Ronon’s pelvis, the sex going from pleasurable to hot in a flash.

Ronon growled and drew his knees up until his feet were flat on the bed. That gave him the leverage he needed to snap his hips up, forcing his cock deep and hard into Tony’s cloa the next time zy dropped down.

Zy gasped, zyr head going back, zyr jaw dropping.

“Cheater,” zy accused.

In response to Tony’s breathless accusation, Ronon bared his teeth in a predatory smile. Tony reflected the expression back to him, and anticipation filled him.

The air was filled with grunts, groans, and bitten-off curses as they worked together to bring each other to climax. Each breath Ronon took was filled with their combined sweat, arousal, and the distinctly salty-sweet scent of Tony’s slick as zy drew close to orgasm. Tony was so hard zyr cock was slick with precome, but zy refused to let go of Ronon’s hands so zy could bring zyr off first.

“Come, dahrym. Let me feel you come,” Ronon begged, his own orgasm practically sitting on his back teeth.

“You first,” Tony demanded.

Zyr thighs were shaking, zyr whole body shuddering every time Ronon’s cock grazed zyr prostate. Even if zy didn’t come first, Ronon knew it wouldn’t take much. With that knowledge, Ronon could allow himself to let go, to give in and let the wave of pleasure crest and crash through him. He felt his balls draw tight, and he started to come. With each pulse, his stomach flexed, and he grunted. Tony’s cloa became slicker as he emptied himself into zyr.

Nearly blinded by his own orgasm, Ronon heard Tony cry out as zy was seized by zyr own climax. He was able to get one hand free so he could grasp zyr cock and milk every last drop of come from zyr, prolonging zyr internal contractions.

With one last shudder, Tony collapsed over him. Ronon freed his other hand and cupped the back of zyr head as they caught their breath, and their bodies cooled.

When he could breathe again, Ronon hummed contentedly.

Tony lifted up on zyr elbows and leaned in for a kiss, which Ronon happily gave.

“G’morning, caro. Happy birthday.”

Ronon’s heart grew light, filled with joy. He traced Tony’s eyebrow and drew zyr back down, saying, “Having you in my life is a better gift than any I could have imagined.”

From the look in Tony’s eyes, speaking that truth had earned Ronon round two.

*~*~*~*

Teyla finished braiding her hair so the breeze would stop blowing it into her face. She tied it off with one of the clever elastic bands she’d traded an Earther for, then leaned into Evan’s side and sighed contentedly. Evan looked down at her and smiled, sliding his arm around her before turning back to listen to the end of Tony’s strange story about a criminal who broke into a woman’s home simply to grill a sandwich of cheese and Cheetos, whatever those were, then sit in a hot bath to eat it.

She caught Ronon’s gaze from across the way. He raised his eyebrows, widened his eyes, and gave a barely perceptible shake of his head before laughing obligingly when all the Earther guests did.

Well, at least Teyla wasn’t the only one who still thought Earthers were less than sane at times. She would think she finally understood them, then someone would tell of something that occurred on Earth, and she would realize how very strange they were yet again. Even people who had lived in the city long enough that she no longer thought of them as true Earthers would frequently do and say things that baffled her.

Of course, she had adopted enough of their turns of phrase and expectations that her own people thought her quite odd now. Perhaps it was just as well that Atlantis was rather obviously pushing both Earthers and Athosians toward becoming one people who would be known as the Satedans.

A fisher bird called out, and another answered it from a different part of the city. The grey birds with their long, red bills always became more active and noisy in the early mornings and when the second moon began to rise, as it was doing now. That had taken some getting used to when the birds had first discovered the city, but now it was a comforting sound.

Teyla’s gaze landed on each of her friends as they sat together on Ronon and Tony’s courtyard. It was good to see them all laughing together. She slipped her hand beneath the blanket, which Tony had gotten for her earlier when the cool night air had made her shiver, and laid it on Evan’s thigh. Perhaps she and Evan were quieter, but they were no less happy than any of the others.

Teyla was glad for the opportunity to see Ronon and Tony together in an informal setting. Tony had planned a birthday celebration for Ronon and, in addition to Ronon’s teammates, had invited Evan, Sgt. Major Wolfe, Colonel Carter, and Chief Poisson. There were just enough people that Teyla could observe Ronon and Tony together without being obvious.

So many months ago when Ronon had first posed the idea of going to Earth to bring back a kysra, Teyla had worried for him. She had feared that he would be disappointed. How could he not be, when Earthers were so strange, so different from the people of Pegasus? Too, she feared he was trying to replace the betrothed he had lost on Sateda. Teyla knew well that such an attempt would be doomed to failure.

Her worry had not abated after Ronon had returned with Tony. Zy was beautiful, true, but beauty meant little in Pegasus. Strength of character was far more important, and what kind of person would be willing to give up zyr entire life to go to another galaxy with a virtual stranger? One night of passion did not make a stable relationship.

Teyla had feared that Ronon would dedicate his whole self to making the kysra happy, but zy would not have the same devotion to him. More than anything, she had feared that Tony would decide zy could not cope with the reality of Pegasus, and zy would return to Earth, taking with zyr Ronon’s kyta and his heart. Teyla knew her friend would not survive such a loss.

So when Teyla met Tony, she saw zyr as more a symbol than a person. She saw zyr as a sign that there was hope for the future, hope the Vedaeus would return to them. However, she remained reserved and watched to see who this person truly was, kysra or no.

What she had observed since then pleased her greatly.

In the weeks and months following zyr arrival, Teyla had learned that while zy was something of a jissa that could transform itself to blend in and appear to belong among any school of fish it chose, Tony never hid zyr devotion to Ronon. Not even when the others were teasing zyr about zyr physical desire for zyr husband, as their friends were doing presently.

“Oh yeah? We’ll see if you get your computer fixed the next time it just ‘falls off’ a desk,” Rodney griped, waving his hands and pointing as was typical of the man. He rolled his eyes. “As if we don’t all know exactly how that happened.”

“Wasn’t that the second time you’ve had to fix that computer for Tony?” John questioned with false innocence.

“The second for this computer, but only because the first one was a complete loss!”

Tony’s cheeks flushed. Zy ducked zyr head and laughed with them.

“Well, can you blame me? You have met my husband, right?” Zy gestured to Ronon, zyr hand moving up and down to indicate the entirety of his body. “Do you really think I’m going to say no to him no matter where we are?”

“The kitchen, the office, the TV room,” Ronon started to list, his hazel eyes sparkling with mischief.

John groaned, “Never gonna sit on that sofa again.”

Tony smirked. “The piano—”

“Don’t remind me! I’m still traumatized!”

“Sheppard’s office that one time—”

John abruptly stopped laughing. “Wait, what?”

“Almost Rodney’s office that time we were waiting for him to get back, but Zelenka walked in.”

“NO! Oh gods, why?!” Rodney wailed, looking up into the night sky as if for help.

“That was just in the last week.”

Cheeks still pink, Tony shrugged. “If you can’t handle the truth….”

John made a face. “But my office? Really?”

Ronon and Tony looked at each other, then burst into laughter.

“Okay,” Ronon admitted. “That might have been a lie.”

“Your office is still safe, John,” Tony snickered, leaning forward to move another glass to hold down the edge of the cloth that was covering the leftover cake until they either ate it or took it inside.

The wind was gaining quite a bit of strength with the rising of the moons. It made Teyla wonder if there were a storm on the horizon, despite the bright, sunny day they’d had. It would not be the first summer squall that had surprised them since moving to the planet.

John heaved a dramatic sigh of relief until Logan Wolfe stretched out his legs and drawled, “Yeah, right. Tell that to someone who didn’t have to delete the surveillance footage of the two of you in the hallway outside Sheppard’s office. Couldn’t you have waited until you were inside the room?”

“Nope,” Ronon and Tony said in unison, both grinning widely.

“You’re kidding, right?” John looked pained.

Wolfe smirked, then tossed back the last of his hot chocolate, licking his lips when he was done.

“Oh, come on. I sign your paycheck! Well, I don’t really, but I’m sure I do something important that makes it so you get paid!”

“I guess you’ll never know.”

Even Colonel Carter was laughing.

“John, I believe our friends are practicing the art of ‘trolling,’” Teyla said, taking pity on him. “Tony explained this to me as saying something deliberately provocative in order to elicit a specific response from one’s audience.”

“She’s right,” Ronon confessed. “You and McKay are so funny, it makes it hard to resist.”

John crossed his arms. He looked to Rodney and raised one eyebrow.

“Don’t look at me. You know Atlantis will never let me shut off their hot water. That’s not to say I won’t try.”

“Aww, c’mon!” Tony protested, though zy didn’t look too bothered if the way zy was snuggling against Ronon was any indication. “You guys started it with giving me crap about fixing my computer.”

“Fine,” John huffed. “We’ll call it even if I get another piece of cake.”

“Go for it. You guys can take the rest home, if you want,” Tony said. Zy patted Ronon’s stomach. “I made two, and this guy ate a lot of the first one as soon as I got it frosted.”

“Hey, being this old takes more calories!”

“Old?!” Colonel Carter exclaimed. “If you’re old at thirty-one, what does that make me?”

Wolfe cut in, “Gorgeous and brilliant; the same as every other day.”

Carter’s eyes grew wide, and she turned bright red.

Wolfe blinked like he hadn’t meant to say anything and was surprised at the words that had come out of his mouth.

Teyla hid her giggles against Evan’s chest, but the others weren’t so discreet.

“And that is how you give a woman a compliment,” Tony proclaimed.

Ignoring the others, Wolfe smiled at Carter. “Sorry if I’m out of line.”

Carter cleared her throat. “Um, no. Not if you meant it.”

“I don’t say things I don’t mean,” he murmured.

The air grew thick with tension until Tony stretched zyr arms over zyr head and made a production of yawning.

“Well, hate to kick you guys out, but it’s gotta be done. It’s time for bed for all Curious Georges who want to see the tanricu tomorrow.”

It took very little time for everyone to be chivvied out the door—or into the transporter, more accurately. Teyla had to wonder if things would be awkward between the Sgt. Major and the Colonel, or if the attraction ran both ways.

Deciding it was none of her business, though she would be pleased if Colonel Carter found a companion whom she could trust, Teyla turned her mind to Tony’s last comment.

“Curious Georges?” she inquired as she and Evan strolled back to their quarters, hand-in-hand.

“I think it’s a kids’ book about a monkey—an Earth animal. I assume so because I saw one on the bookshelf my sister keeps for her kids. I don’t really know anything more about it.”

Teyla hmm'd. “If it is something meant for children, then perhaps we could obtain copies for the city. I doubt Tony and Ronon will be the only ones to have children. Perhaps even the Athosian children would enjoy hearing such tales.”

“I’ll look into it.”

Once in their bedroom, Teyla began to unlace her top.

“Here,” Evan came up behind her, sliding his hands beneath hers. “Let me help you with that.”

Teyla thought about very little for a long while after that.

Chapter Text

Chapter 6

Gaussday, YangHui 6, First Year of the Returned
(May 6, 2008)

John looked around the command center and the Gateroom, where an unusual number of people seemed to be loitering. John knew exactly why they were there: AR-4 was returning from Verubriga. Every time Major Teldy’s team came back through the Gate, more people seemed to be in the general vicinity, trying to catch any information they could about the not-dragon planet.

That morning was worse than usual because the high priestess had agreed to negotiate with them, but she had demanded a meeting with their leader in their city before she would finalize anything. Nothing Teldy and her team said dissuaded her. John privately thought the priestess didn’t believe they had a female leader. Surely it wasn’t the first time people had tried to lie to get them to trade their valuable aknata.

While having a delegation come to Atlantis from another planet would normally be out of the question, without the Daedalus bringing supplies on time, and with a projected arrival date over two weeks away, the city was desperate for a source of meat, and a massive source at that. They were making inroads trading for other products on other planets, they’d started hunting and fishing for themselves, and harvesting from former Athos had certainly helped, but Verubriga was their best hope for large quantities of red meat.

The entire city knew the Daedalus was fine but had been significantly delayed, yet despite the initiation of rationing, very few knew how serious the situation was. When she’d announced the start of rationing, Colonel Carter had made it clear she’d be right there with them on restricted rations, since she wasn’t on a Gate team, nor was she a combat asset. That had gained her a lot of respect from the vast majority of people, who realized she wasn’t going to be one of those leaders who cut the supplies for others but went on eating surf-and-turf herself.

John was glad the Lorains were arriving if only because it kept people focused on that rather than their worries. The people who’d found they had work that couldn’t possibly be done anywhere but in ops (or somewhere else that coincidentally had a line-of-sight view of the Stargate) were there because they were excited. Part of the credit or blame for that excitement could be put directly on Tony Dex’s shoulders, since zy had been the one to enthusiastically repeat Ronon’s and Dr. McNamara’s descriptions of the not-dragons to anyone who asked. Add to that the high probability that the high priestess would bring one with her, and everyone in the city tried to come up with an excuse to be there. Even Sgt. Major Wolfe didn’t look too annoyed to be standing around. Normally, he had no patience for the pomp and circumstance that went along with a meeting between dignitaries.

John was pretty sure everyone on the city thought Tony wanted a tanricu. John thought Tony was more fascinated by the idea of them than anything else, which was completely understandable. Zy had said something to the effect of not wanting to clean a litterbox that big. However, John didn’t know if he could expect that to last if the opportunity arose for Tony to trade for one. Heck, being kysra, zy probably would just need to tell the Lorains zy wanted one, and they’d be happy to offer zyr a selection of sizes and colors.

“Oh crap,” John whispered in horror.

Colonel Carter, who was standing next to him, turned to him with a questioning look.

“Tony can never, under any circumstances ever, be allowed to go to Verubriga.”

Carter smirked, her blue eyes teasing. “Just figured that one out, huh?”

John frowned. “I thought you were only mean to McKay.”

“Oh, I am,” she retorted with an evil grin. “Hey, maybe you should go bug Rodney until the Gate lights up.”

A quick glance revealed the Chief Investigator to be in what was doubtlessly a riveting conversation with the Chief Science Officer. (And if anyone believed that, John had a real nice bridge in London he would sell them.) Even if John had believed Tony was doing something essential, the long-suffering expression on Ronon’s face would’ve given it away. There was no question in John’s mind that Ronon was chaperoning the two just to make sure Tony didn’t somehow magically call to the tanricu through the Stargate when it opened.

“Is that being mean to me or to McKay?” he asked skeptically, staring back at her.

Carter’s grin widened. John took that as her saying she was being mean to them both.

“Fine. Be that way.”

John sauntered over to the ops station where the three were talking … well, Tony and Rodney were talking. Ronon was leaning against the station, suffering not-so-stoically.

John manfully refrained from snickering at Ronon’s pain. Despite Tony’s close friendship with Rodney, Ronon found the scientist frustrating at best. Feeling a little mischievous, John decided he was going to torture all three of them before the delegates arrived. The ops station was just at the edge of the doorway, so he’d have plenty of time to get back in place before anyone actually walked through the Gate.

Evan Lorne, still on Carter’s other side, shot him a knowing look.

“Hey, guys. Important talk?”

There was a stereo version of yes was followed by Ronon’s lone no, which earned him a glare from the other two.

“Well, if it’s so important it can’t wait, maybe this isn’t the place to have it. For some odd reason, there are an awful lot of people around today.” John tucked his hands into his pockets and continued innocently, “Don’t you have an office yet, Tony?”

“No,” Ronon grunted, scowling. “We should go find zyr one. Now.”

Tony elbowed Ronon and gave John a congenial smile. “Not yet, but that’s okay. Rodney and I weren’t discussing anything top-secret, so we’ll just finish up right here. I’m fine with using that office a little way from Wolfe’s if I need to have a private discussion. I moved the stuff into a corner, so now I have all four chairs free.”

Ronon grumbled something John purposely didn’t listen to, having long ago learned to tune him out when he insulted Rodney and vice versa. Rodney looked like he wanted to stomp on Ronon’s foot, but he thought better of the idea before he could actually do it. The man did have a functioning self-preservation instinct.

“Well, that doesn’t quite seem fair. Does that seem fair to you, Ronon?”

“Nope. Has to be a real office for Tony around here somewhere. Let’s go look.”

John had only opened his mouth to reply when the Gate lit up. He sent an apologetic look to Ronon, who sighed, and got his ass back to Carter’s side just as the event horizon stabilized.

Chuck confirmed AR-4’s IDC, and then Major Teldy, her team, the high priestess, two human guards, and three creatures John had to assume were the renowned tanricu walked through the Gate and came to a stop just far enough away for the wormhole to collapse.

The tanricu had made it through the Gate, but they were seriously pissed off about something. He and Evan both moved in front of Carter as all three of the beasts rose up on their hind legs and made a horrific noise that was a cross between a scream and a roar. Everyone within hearing distance winced and covered their ears except for the three Lorains. The women had turned and were petting the things, talking to them. Though John couldn’t tell what they were saying, he assumed they were trying to get them to calm down.

The one on the right, whose coloring went from dark, glossy green on its back to light, yellow-green on its belly, flapped its gigantic wings and struck out at the Gate itself with a stream of fire.

John sucked in a deep breath. He was going to be seriously pissed if one of them broke their Gate!

It didn’t take the priestesses long to soothe the tanricu, despite John’s worry. The three creatures took their places beside the human women and somehow folded their wings until they were sitting back on their haunches, kind of like a bird on the top of a post, and their wings were folded up behind them. The middle of the wing bent so the tanricu could use the middle joint, which had three, taloned toes, John noted, to balance on the floor. He thought they looked a little like football players balancing on their knuckles at the starting lineup, except they were sitting down rather than standing with their asses in the air.

The tanricu on the left might have been the most intimidating, with its blue-black scales that faded to a soft orange on its belly, except that it and the green one were about two-thirds of the size of the middle one. John assumed the really big tanricu was the high priestess’. It was a deep, shiny purple that looked almost like it had red at the edges of its scales in one light, but then looked like it had blue in another. Even its belly was that same, duo-chrome color rather than fading to something lighter.

Objectively, the tanricu were pretty, in a predatory sort of way, but their talons and pointed snout—which John knew was for snapping the spine and breaking the bones of the aknata—had John’s balls trying to crawl up in his body where they’d be safer. Not safe, but safer.

The three women weren’t anything that unique. There were two brunettes and a blonde, and they were all lean and muscular. Their hair was intricately braided tight to their heads, and they wore close-fitting, brown leather clothing. The only thing that was different was they didn’t have any jewelry or metal of any kind that John could see. All the fastenings to the clothing looked like the same leather or cording.

John made the mistake of looking over at Tony and had to cover a laugh by clearing his throat.

Tony was grinning from ear to ear, zyr eyes fixed firmly on the tanricu, and zy was, well, cooing at them. They had all been warned that the tanricu were sacred to the Lorains, so any act of violence toward them was an act of violence toward the high priestess herself, but Ronon sure looked like he wished he could blast the things and put an end to a very large, carnivorous threat.

John would have to take Ronon a bottle of Zelenka’s moonshine to help him drown his sorrows later. If John happened to have a couple drinks too, well, that was just him being a good teammate. Nobody should drink alone. It had nothing to do with the women and their terrifying, weird-ass pets that would be on the city for the next couple of days. Not at all.

Once the tanricu were settled, Carter, Lorne, and John all moved down the steps as planned. Major Teldy led the Lorain group toward them, the tanricu using that same wing joint and talons to help them walk, and they all met in the middle.

Teldy and her team stepped to either side and bowed first to the Lorains, then to Carter.

Teldy turned back to the priestesses. “High Priestess Faerl, I present to you Colonel Samantha Carter, the leader of Atlantis. Ever loyal by her side are Colonel John Sheppard and Major Evan Lorne, my commanding officers.”

Teldy turned to Carter, “Colonel Carter, I present to you High Priestess Faerl. Companion by her side is the whirlwind Mair, Swiftscream. Ever loyal at her back are Priestess Theyrn and Priestess Drusta with their windsisters Deathsbane and Stormclaw.”

John forced himself to control a shiver. It was unnerving to be stared at by three sets of reptilian eyes… eyes that had more than just animal intelligence behind them. Swiftscream – and what the hell kind of name was that?! – ignored him and focused on Carter. Deathsbane, the black and red-orange one, and Stormclaw, the dark green and yellowish-green one, seemed to stare first at him, then at Lorne. It was really fucking creepy, if he did say so himself.

And he did. Loudly and with profanity, if only in his head.

“Welcome to Atlantis, High Priestess Faerl, Mair Swiftscream—” John was proud of Carter for only pausing minutely before she said the tanricu’s name. How had they forgotten to ask Teldy what the damned not-dragon’s name was? “—we are pleased to receive you to the city of Atlantis.”

High Priestess Faerl gave a solemn nod. “It pleases us to be received by you.” She paused and looked at her tanricu, which had been flaring its nostrils above the beak-like tip of its snout. “The windsisters would know your scent.”

John had been a whole lot more comfortable with this little get-together before there were as many tanricu involved, but Carter went ahead and extended both hands, palms up, to Swiftscream. The tanricu stretched out its neck and huffed in Carter’s scent long enough that John was getting worried, but the creature finally pulled back and gave a long, rumbling growl that seemed to vibrate the whole room. That was bad enough, but then the other two took up the sound, and John tensed, prepared to cover Carter if one of them went after her.

Faerl chuckled, her dark eyes glittering with amusement. “That is the sound they make when they are pleased. Your Major Teldy called it a purr.”

John was going to have to have a little talk with Teldy. She’d said the tanricu purred, but she sure as hell hadn’t described it as the bone-rattling noise Swiftscream and the others had just made!

“Forgive us. We’re not accustomed to tanricu, as Major Teldy must have told you. We were unprepared for them to be so loud,” Carter apologized. “Please, let me escort you to the conference room we set up. We have refreshments, though I’m afraid we didn’t anticipate more than one tanricu, so we might have to send for more.”

“Not necessary, Colonel Carter. The tanricu only eat every few days, or they become dull and sluggish. Too much food also affects their agility in the air, which can be deadly when they fight or hunt. Unlike humans, tanricu eat only when they become hungry. You may offer them sustenance, but please do not be offended if they do not eat.”

Well, that was comforting. Sort of. John just wasn’t going to think about what could happen if one of them happened to get a little peckish. John liked all his limbs where they were, thanks. He was kind of attached to them in their current configuration.

Damn, he’d have to remember that one to share with Rodney later. Teasing Rodney with bad puns was almost as much fun as teasing Chuck about hockey being a second-class sport.

“Of course. I’m happy to have the chance to learn more about the tanricu. It is a privilege to have them here.”

Carter offered Faerl an apologetic smile, which John didn’t get until she spoke again.

“High Priestess, I only ask that you have patience with us. In many ways, my people are still young and learning to be a people of Pegasus as well as people of Atlantis. We have no wish to offend, but we are very curious about our fellow beings.”

Oh, Teyla must’ve worked with her on that line. It seemed like Faerl liked it, though, because she nodded and gave Carter a pleasant smile.

“We were all young once, Colonel Carter. I will explain any misstep that causes offense. Let us never be divided over a misunderstanding. It is well our peoples are governed by women, rather than men who are ruled by pride and hormones, so we may avoid such things.”

Okay, prideful and overly hormonal weren’t the worst things John had ever been called. So far, so good. He just hoped he wouldn’t have to spend too much time around the tanricu before the trade agreement was ironed out.

*~*~*~*

Rodney scowled and barely restrained his urge to punch Zelenka. Well, he wouldn’t really punch him, but he might put a virus in his computer.

“No, no, no! If you make it a sweep, even for specific size, you will capture everything from crops to insects to small rodents!” Zelenka snapped. “I am thinking you do not want to repeat the Great Vole Infestation from two years ago. You remember what they did to all the wiring we had stored in warehouse seventeen.”

Rodney grunted, which was as far as he was willing to go to acknowledge that Zelenka might have a point.

“Atlantis said her harvesters work by harvesting the specific chemical compound or element she wants. They automatically move over the terrain – or through space, like that asteroid belt – and take in whatever they find. Then they separate the elements she wants and leaves behind the refuse. That would be ideal.”

“Even better would be to leave behind refuse and follow with another beam that worked it back into the soil. Disking, I think it is called in English. Would make for richer soil for planting the next crop.” Zelenka pushed his glasses higher on the bridge of his nose with one finger. “If we had aknata or other livestock on mainland, parts of plants not used for human food could be fed to these animals.”

Rodney would have to take his word on that. He didn’t know much about agriculture, nor did he really want to. What he wanted was something to harvest fields without putting a bunch of people out there with scythes and the primitive machines Pegasus had. They had gotten very lucky on former Athos, but that wouldn’t last. Harvesting that way had taken a week, even with Earth and Athosian people working together, and the Wraith would end up culling people sooner or later.

Probably sooner, with the way the galaxy was going.

Rodney already planned to go back to former Athos to investigate the Alteran structure. Atlantis hadn’t been able to get anything from it, and it had been eerily dead to the Jumper instruments, but he hoped there would be something interesting (yet not deadly) inside it. Even if the structure were totally dead, it might be possible to take sufficient power crystals to give it enough power to turn it into a surveillance device so they could monitor the planet.

The Athosians were going to continue planting and harvesting what they knew to be fertile soil on a planet with a fairly moderate climate, which meant the rest of the city would be right there with them because New Sateda hadn’t been investigated nearly enough to know what the soil and dangers were like on the mainland yet, though doing so had jumped to the top of the list for the various biology sub-departments. Much to Rodney’s chagrin, Zelenka had been the one to point out that if they had surveillance on the planet, they could open the Gate to check in rather than leaving people there or sending people in Jumpers every time. It would be a much safer way to do things.

“We’re going to have to find a way to have the harvesters sample whatever it is they’re supposed to be harvesting, especially if it’s something as small as a grain of wheat or whatever,” Rodney concluded.

“Ah, yes. Scan function, then harvest function. This makes sense.”

“Of course it does. I thought of it.”

It would still expose people because someone would have to obtain the sample of whatever grain, fruit, or vegetable they wanted so it could be scanned; however, the risk would be minimal compared to what they were stuck doing now. They’d only have to land the Jumper, grab a sample, scan it, then scurry back into the Jumper and switch the harvester from scan to harvest.

Zelenka ignored that statement and gave him a cautious look. “Perhaps we should also program in all Earth foods. Just in case.”

Rodney hmm’d. “Especially coffee beans.”                        

“Yes, yes. Very true. Perhaps we grow them on the mainland and must harvest them.”

They both were perfectly aware that wasn’t all they wanted their harvester to do. At some point, Rodney was going to figure out a way to get it to Earth. He’d already contacted his investment manager and had her look into buying large swaths of land in various countries. He planned to pay people to plant and care for wheat, corn, oats, potatoes, and more, depending on the climate. Then Rodney would collect the harvest and smuggle it to Atlantis. If he had anything to say about it, they’d never have to depend on the Daedalus for staples like flour, potatoes, and sugar again.

Watching people around him have their portions reduced while his remained the same because he was on a Gate team was unexpectedly painful. He blamed Tony for making him feel things for people. It was inconvenient, even if Tony and Teyla had started giving him warm smiles when he said something they thought showed he was feeling compassionate or something else nonsensical. Just because he didn’t want people to starve, no matter who they were, didn’t mean he actually cared about them. What a ridiculous notion.

“It’s going to have to work through the cloak,” Rodney commented casually. “We can’t have the Jumpers just flying back and forth over a field and not expect them to draw attention from the Wraith or someone else.”

Radek didn’t look at him, but he could tell they were thinking the exact same thing: they didn’t want someone claiming they’d seen aliens harvesting crops on Earth. It would be just their luck that they’d accidentally out the entire Stargate program, and then Rodney would be exiled back to Russia, if he was lucky. If not, he’d be counting the bugs in whatever deep, dark hole they threw him in.

“Which means the harvesting beam must be invisible, not a bright light as the Wraith culling beam or Asgard beaming tech. This is also a good idea.”

Rodney didn’t bother to say anything to Zelenka’s grudging admission. He just allowed himself a smug little smile. They’d figure it out. They always did.

*~*~*~*

Casimirday, YangHui 7, First Year of the Returned
(May 7, 2008)

Tony was disappointed zy hadn’t been able to get a closer look at the tanricu. It was especially tempting now that zy’d caught a glimpse of them. Zy understood why Ronon didn’t want zyr anywhere near the deadly creatures, and zy honestly agreed about not wanting to get up close and personal with them, but that didn’t mean zy didn’t wish zy could see them a little closer than from behind the protective, clear barrier that divided the central ops area from the staging area.

Zy and Ronon had talked about it, and they didn’t know what kind of abilities the creatures had other than the obvious talons and teeth, nor did they know how they or the priestesses would react to meeting a kysra. Kysra ventured off Sateda so rarely that there was no way to know if the Verubriganians who would be coming would’ve met one at all. Plus, Tony would prefer not to find out zy smelled like the tanricu version of Kibbles ‘n Bits, as unlikely as it was. That was why zy’d had Atlantis beam them both into their apartment after getting that first look. Zy and Ronon hadn’t even gone running on their usual route in the central city the next morning, since they knew the Lorains and the tanricu were there somewhere.

It was only after Tony realized zy had left zyr work tablet in Wolfe’s office the previous day that Tony decided zy wanted to take a chance and stretch zyr legs to go get it.

//Are you certain you do not wish me simply to retrieve your tablet? I could do so easily, and Ronon will worry if he knows you have left your home while there are non-Satedans here.//

Tony stopped at the door to the transporter. Maybe zy should just have Atlantis get it for zyr.

//Besides,// Atlantis continued, “you should wait, as I am working on something that requires a great deal of my focus and energy. I will not be able to rescue you if you get into trouble.//

Okay, that rubbed Tony completely the wrong way. Zy knew Atlantis didn’t mean it like it sounded, but it still made zyr feel like zy was a toddler whose parent wanted zyr to hold her hand instead of wandering off.

“No, I want to go myself. I’ll take the back corridors so I don’t see anyone.” Zy stepped into the transporter and pressed the first location zy wanted. “Just don’t tell Ronon, and he won’t know until he comes home tonight. He’ll be cranky for a little bit, but then he’ll get over it.”

//After you have Separated from me and spent what you call ‘naked time’ with him. This I do not doubt,// Atlantis retorted dryly.

Tony couldn’t help but snicker as zy hurried down the hall to the next transporter. The door closed behind zyr, and zy pressed the location of the next one zy wanted.

“Probably. I know what Teyla said, and it doesn’t seem like we’re going to end our nal atan any time soon.”

//A statement of such truth, it could be used as the measure of all others.//

Tony laughed out loud, delighted that Atlantis had started teasing zyr instead of being so serious all the time.

“Oh, come on! We do other things too!” Tony protested, still laughing, as zy jogged down the corridor to the next transporter and pressed the last location.

//Yes. You also sleep.//

The transporter doors opened, and Tony darted out into the hall. This was really the only section zy might see anyone, since it was actually within the central tower, but it was unlikely enough that zy thought zy’d be fine.

Of course, as zyr luck seemed to go, at the same time zy jogged around the corner, zy heard mentally, //No, wait! Kysra!//

Zy physically heard, “Please stop, ma’am. We’re not going that way, so you don’t need to clear that area for the high priestess.”

Unable to stop quickly enough, Tony slammed directly into another person, sending them both to the ground. Zyr exclamation of “Oh, shit!” blended with whatever language the other person shouted. At the same time, the voice from before cursed and said, “Colonel Sheppard, could you please bring your party to my location immediately? We have a situation.”

Then there was the furious growling that seemed to vibrate Tony’s entire body.

Zy looked up into a blonde woman’s furious, snarling face. She was wearing the tight leather clothing zy’d just seen yesterday, and she had a black tanricu scale on a leather thong around her neck. Tony cursed mentally as zy realized zy had literally run into exactly whom zy had been trying to avoid. Why hadn’t Atlantis warned zyr before zy had gone running into the junction?!

The woman had zyr pinned to the floor, a deadly-looking knife raised and ready for attack.

//Tony!// Atlantis was nearly frantic in zyr mind.

“I’m okay, not hurt or anything,” zy said to Atlantis and the unknown woman. “If you are too, would you mind not killing me now? Look, no weapons on me at all—” which was just stupid on zyr part, since there were unknown people on the city, “so you can see this was just an accident, right?”

The woman lowered her hand with the knife but continued to glare at zyr with icy blue eyes, her teeth bared, as if deciding if zy was worth the bother of killing.

“Ma’am? Ma’am! Please don’t do that! Dex isn’t a threat to you or your high priestess,” the young Marine said urgently.

“Uh, look. I’m really, really sorry. I need to watch where I’m going more… and I will definitely do that from now on. Do you think it would be okay if I got up now?”

//I will retrieve you, Tony.//

“No, don’t!” Tony exclaimed at Atlantis, then added, “Don’t worry, I mean. How about you? Are you alright?”

It was at that point that Tony got to see a tanricu a whole lot closer than zy wanted to. The thing stuck its pointy snout with all its razor-sharp teeth bare inches from Tony’s face. It smelled like hot sand and ash, making Tony wish zy could hold zyr breath. The last thing zy needed was to puke all over the nice, terrifying lady.

“Awww, shit. Ms. Death Bane, please move back from the civilian. If you’re hungry, we just brought in some excellent osturk that I would be happy to have brought to you,” the Marine offered desperately. “If you’d like more of a challenge, we have the fisher birds outside. There’s a balcony just a few meters down the other way. You and your sisters could all go for a fly if you wanted to.”

The tanricu flared its nostrils and abruptly went silent. It nosed its human companion off Tony and leaned over zyr itself, sniffing its way down zyr chest. When it got to the Bump, as Tony had been calling where zyr pregnancy had truly started to show, it stopped and pulled in a huge gulp of air. It let out a softer growl that didn’t sound nearly as angry.

Tony continued trying to defuse the situation with humor, “I would love to get up now, preferably before your friend decides I taste good with ketchup.”

“She has none of this ketchup.” The woman’s voice was harsh, like she’d gargled with gravel. “Nor is Deathsbane hungry.”

“Okay, that’s probably good. She wouldn’t like me anyway. I’d be all fat and gristle and hardly any muscle at all. Plus it would get her scales all messy.” Tony paused and looked between the two. “Does that mean I can get up now?”

The woman gave a single, sharp nod, so Tony rolled onto zyr side and started getting slowly to zyr feet about the same time two more tanricu and their human companions, along with Carter, John, and Lorne came streaking into the junction from another corridor. Tony barely missed landing flat on the floor yet again.

“Theyrn, we heard Deathsbane.”

Deathsbane. Wasn’t that just a cuddliest name that ever cuddled? Tony desperately wanted to go back fifteen minutes and rethink zyr decision not to have Atlantis bring zyr the damned tablet.

“Uh, that would be my fault, sorry,” Tony apologized. “I didn’t think anyone would be in this section, so I wasn’t watching where I was going when I left the transporter, and I was in a hurry. I kind of ran into, uh, the priestess—sorry I didn’t catch your name—in the junction and knocked us both off our feet.”

“Are either of you injured? Do we need to go to the infirmary?” Carter asked pragmatically. Only the tightness of her features betrayed her anxiety.

John was doing his best to glare a hole in the Marine who had been escorting the first priestess. The Captain looked like he wanted to be somewhere else, anywhere else, really.

“No, I’m fine.”

“I am uninjured.”

The high priestess – or so Tony assumed, since she’d been the one in the middle when zy’d briefly seen them yesterday – narrowed her dark eyes at zyr.

“Then why was the windsister so furious?”

“Deathsbane and I were both surprised and reacted strongly. She calmed instantly after taking this one’s scent. It is my confusion at her calming that you sense, not any injury.”

Tony found zyrself the focus of everyone in the corridor, tanricu included. Zy was tempted to joke that zy really had showered that morning, so zy couldn’t smell that bad, but zy was pretty sure it was not the time for jokes of any kind. Humor didn’t seem to be working too well for zyr so far.

“Swiftscream,” the high priestess said without looking away from Tony.

The largest of the tanricu prowled toward.

John took a breath to object, but Tony wrenched zyr gaze away from the priestess’ and met his eyes. Zy pressed zyr lips together, trying to psychically will him to understand they shouldn’t screw up negotiations over an accident. Zy didn’t think the tanricu would hurt zyr—the other one hadn’t—and Atlantis had gone silent in zyr mind, apparently willing to wait and watch for the moment.

It was strange for Atlantis not to have any opinion on the matter at all, but Tony wasn’t going to worry about her until zy had to.

Swiftscream—and there was another gentle, cuddly name!—pressed its, or her, Tony supposed, since that was how the priestess had referred to the tanricu, snout directly against Tony’s chest, making zyr jump back.

“Ah, hi there, uh, Swiftscream,” Tony tried to laugh off zyr reaction. “You’re a friendly gal, huh?”

Swiftscream snorted, then started pulling in Tony’s scent just as Deathsbane had. Tony forced zyrself still and endured it until the tanricu started huffing against the Bump as long as zy could stand it. Zy put both hands over the Bump and took a half-step back.

“Look, could you just…not do that? Your breath is really hot. I hadn’t expected you to be so hot. But I should have, what with the whole breathing fire thing.”

Swiftscream made a low, rumbling sound, and the third tanricu sild behind Tony, preventing zyr from backing away any farther. Tony could feel the heat of her through zyr clothes, which felt strange but not uncomfortable. Zy was nudged back toward Swiftscream. She snuffled Tony’s belly over zyr hands one last time, as if proving that she could no matter what zy thought about it, then backed up enough Tony didn’t feel in immediate danger of being eaten.

All three tanricu started to rumble-purr. The high priestess was frowning as she stared down at where Tony was protectively covering the Bump.

“I have only ever seen the tanricu respond thusly when they encounter a woman with child.” Her dark eyes came back up to pin Tony in place. “But you are no woman.”

Tony swallowed. Oh, fuck. Ronon was going to kill zyr. This was exactly what they’d been trying to avoid. Just that morning, they had again talked about not wanting any of the other cultures to know kysra existed yet.

“You’re right. I’m not.”

“Yet the tanricu never lie, and they are never wrong. All react as if they believe you prepare to bring forth a life from within you.”

“Lifebringer… well, uh, that’s….” Tony scratched zyr neck and winced. “That’s, uh…. Lifebringer is one name for my kind.”

“Impossible!” hissed the third priestess. She was glaring so fiercely that Tony wondered if she were part tanricu… or maybe related to the original Medusa and about to turn zyr into stone.

There was no way Ronon wasn’t going to find out about this, if Atlantis hadn’t already ratted zyr out. Tony thought it might be prudent to make sure he knew zy was alright, if in a bit of a situation. With Tony’s luck, Ronon would randomly decide to go back to the apartment and discover Tony was gone. If zy was being honest with zyrself, zy just wanted him there with zyr, too.

“Um, would somebody mind notifying my husband, please?”

//I already told him what has transpired, and he is on his way. Shall I assist him?//

Huh. Atlantis had an interesting combination of angry-resigned-guilty going on.

“The sooner, the better. He’s going to be furious with me for sharing our secret as it is.”

Moments later, the transporter opened, and Ronon came storming down the hall, only to backpedal when all three tanricu put themselves between him and Tony. They snarled menacingly at him, Swiftscream opening her mouth and making a screaming noise at him, appropriately enough.

Oh yeah. That was just great. If Tony lived through this, Ronon was never going to let zyr out of their apartment, and zy wouldn’t even be able to say zy didn’t deserve to be locked up.

“Hey, now, guys… er, ladies. That’s my husband, so please leave all his parts arranged the way they are right now.” Even if he is trying to stare you down and make you get out of his way through sheer force of will, zy added silently.

Deathsbane cocked her head. Tony hesitated, but then reached out and touched the blue-black, metallic-looking scales on her side.

“Wow, you’re really warm. Your scales are more like armor plating, and they’re as smooth as they look too. But. Uh, that’s not the point… which is please don’t eat my husband.”

Deathsbane twitched her head, her golden eye rolling to the side to see zyr better.

“Uh, mate? Is that a term you understand better? That is my mate, so please don’t hurt him.”

Tony wasn’t sure if zy or Ronon was more shocked when the tanricu grumbled but stepped aside to allow Ronon through. He rushed to Tony, grabbing zyr shoulders and giving zyr a look of fear and anger that nearly screamed, what the fuck are you doing away from the apartment? We had an agreement!

“Are you unharmed?”

“I’m fine,” Tony put both hands on Ronon’s chest and tried to calm him. “I’m fine. We’re fine. We’re all fine.”

Ronon dropped his gaze and placed one hand protectively over the Bump. He studied zyr face once more.

“Are you sure? I was told there was an accident, and you fell. Let’s go see Doc Xander and make sure.”

Tony put zyr hand over Ronon’s. “We’re fine, I promise.”

“How?” the high priestess demanded. She pinned each of them in turn with her furious gaze. “How is this possible? The entire galaxy knows the kysra are gone.”

“I was in hiding. Ronon came to that planet and somehow found me.” Tony offered her a careful smile. “I think the Old Ones meant for him to find me. No one else had ever come to that place to look.”

The priestess whirled to face the others and demanded, “This is true?”

“Yes. I was on the same planet when Tony was there, but I never saw zyr until Ronon introduced us.”

Tony could admire John’s neat little spin-doctoring. No need to make anyone think there were more kysra they could go get.

The priestess—whose name Tony still didn’t know—studied John and Carter, then turned back and studied Tony for long enough that it made zyr want to ask Atlantis to beam Ronon and zyr out of there.

Finally, she ordered, “You will come to Verubriga five days hence. You will come: you, your mate, and your leader. If the other tanricu also believe you are kysra, then Verubriga will trade with the Lanteans. We will hunt for you; we will teach you to make the best use of the aknata; we will be your sisters. As I say, so it shall be.”

Tony dug zyr fingers into Ronon’s arm when zy could tell he was going to object.

“Thank you for the offer, High Priestess. Does this please my leader as well, Colonel Carter?”

Though she was put on the spot, Colonel Carter didn’t flinch.

“I am happy to accept your offer, High Priestess Faerl. I must ask that none outside of the three, rather, the six of you learn about Tony before we make our visit. Our peoples have a common enemy who would like nothing better than to find out such information.”

“The Wraith,” Faerl hissed. The three tanricu growled menacingly at the word. “Yes, as you say, let it be. We six Verubriganians will speak of this to no one. Swiftscream and I will wait at the Ring to receive you ourselves when you arrive.”

“Then I am pleased to accept your offer, High Priestess,” Tony said.

Zy leaned in slightly and lowered zyr voice. Zy knew zy wasn’t saying anything the others wouldn’t be able to hear, but the idea was to connect with the priestess on a subconscious level to make her think she had Tony’s confidence.

“I will tell you another secret: this city is Atlantis, but our people are the Satedans. If you are our sisters, then you are sisters to Sateda reborn.”

A slow smile curled Faerl’s lips, a fierce joy lighting her eyes.

“Then let it be so, let us be sisters, Kysra.”

*~*~*~*

After escorting the six Verubriganians to the Gate, Colonel Carter took one look at Tony and Ronon and dismissed them, saying she’d speak to them later. Ronon grunted at her, and Tony could tell it was because he was so furious he was beyond words.

Zy allowed Ronon to guide zyr with a hand on zyr back into the transporter, where they were immediately transported home by an abnormally silent Atlantis. No matter how furious, Ronon’s touch was careful, which was something different from anyone else Tony had ever pissed off in the past.

As soon as they stepped out of the transporter, Tony turned to Ronon and opened zyr mouth to apologize.

“No,” Ronon snapped.

He closed his eyes and held up one hand. When he opened his eyes, he took a breath and managed to actually form words that didn’t sound like they’d been dragged out from behind his teeth with a crane hook and the Jaws of Life.

“Tony, you know how you tell me what you need, and I do whatever it is?”

Tony nodded warily.

“What I need is you to let me be really fucking pissed off for a while. I need to hit something and get through being angry, and then I need to sit down and talk with you. I need you to be within sight for a while too. Can you live with all that?”

“Yea—” Tony cleared zyr throat. “Yeah. I can do that.”

“Okay.” Ronon touched his hand to Tony’s waist and directed zyr in front of him. “Workout room.”

The workout room had been Atlantis’ gift to Ronon on his birthday. It was a room with a weight machine, a kickboxers heavy bag, an stationary bike, and two treadmills so Tony and Ronon could run together without going outside if they didn’t want to. The heavy bag was what Ronon went to after doing a quick-n-dirty tape job on his hands.

Atlantis silently transported Tony’s track pants, t-shirt, socks, and running shoes beside zyr. Tony didn’t want to just sit there, so zy took the hint and changed quickly, then started one of the treadmills. Zy knew Ronon would be able to see zyr reflection in the mirror-like substance that made up the walls, and he’d be able to hear the treadmill and Tony’s footfalls on it to know zy was still there. Tony had already done zyr usual six miles that morning, so zy set the speed to a little faster than zyr normal walk and let zyrself zone out.

There was a part of zyr that was frustrated at the circumstances because it was just a damned tablet! It wasn’t like Tony had been running around trying to get into the locked labs or searching out the Lorains on purpose. Zy hadn’t been trying to do something stupid, like lurking around the conference room where they were having talks. Zy had taken care to stick to the back ways, and zy honestly hadn’t thought zy would run into anyone much less a fucking tour!

Yeah, Atlantis had said she was doing something, but really? Wasn’t she aware of the city all the time? Why the hell had she not alerted zyr that there was a big-ass tanricu and her even bitchier human counterpart headed Tony’s way?

Then there was another part of zyr that understood why Ronon was so angry. That part knew what they’d discussed and felt guilty for putting zyrself in a dangerous situation unnecessarily. That part of zyrself was tempted to set the treadmill to zyr fastest speed and force zyrself to run until zy felt like zy had been punished enough, but Tony really was trying to work past the urges zy sometimes got to punish zyrself, hence the slightly fast walk.

As it was, it took over an hour of Ronon beating the shit out of the heavy bag. Tony had no doubt he would have seriously bruised hands.

When Ronon finally stopped, he steadied the bag with his hands and leaned his forehead on it, panting. He’d lost his shirt only minutes into his unplanned workout, and sweat had soaked his hair and was dripping from his face and body, making his skin glow golden. His chest was still heaving as he slowly regained his breath.

Once he was calmer, he straightened up and turned to where Tony had shut off the treadmill and was standing beside it, watching Ronon silently, zyr whole body tense with anxiety.

“Come, m’kysra.” Ronon held out a still-taped hand. “Please come shower with me.”

Tony silently moved to Ronon’s side and took his sweaty hand. They walked to the bathroom and stripped off their clothing in silence, Ronon ripping off and disposing of the tape on his hands. Having showered with Ronon enough to know what zyr husband liked, Tony let him wet himself and his hair, then zy held up the shampoo bottle Ronon liked best, raising both eyebrows in question.

Ronon nodded and closed his eyes, standing perfectly still as Tony lathered his hair, massaging the herbal-scented shampoo into the roots and then guiding Ronon under the spray so zy could rise it out. Zy repeated the action with the conditioner, spending quite a long time massaging it into Ronon’s scalp and the ends of his hair.

When zy was finished rinsing out the conditioner, Tony was a little at a loss. Zy had never dealt with a lover who was angry at zyr, silent, yet wanted zyr near him. Zy started to step back, but Ronon caught zyr with his hands at zyr waist. He stepped in and brought their bodies together, his hands sliding around zyr back, one down to cup zyr ass, and the other up to the middle of zyr back.

Tony closed zyr eyes and leaned in, resting zyr head on Ronon’s shoulder. Zy could feel Ronon resting his cheek against Tony’s head. It was a familiar position, a loving embrace they had shared so many times before, but this time it felt like there was an open wound between them. Tony didn’t know how to fix it.

“I’m sorry,” zy whispered, barely audible over the spray of the water.

“I know,” Ronon murmured back. “Me too.”

Ronon heaved a tired sigh. “Let’s get dressed and grab something to eat.”

“I’m really not hungry.” Tony was pretty sure zy would puke if zy tried to eat anything.

“Okay. Later for that, then.”

Letting go caused an almost physical pain, but Tony sucked it up and forced zyrself to do it.

Dried off and in what Ronon called ‘soft clothes,’ they settled together on their bedroom sofa, both sitting sideways with one leg under them so they could face each other.

Ronon reached out and took Tony’s hand where zy was scraping at zyr thumb with zyr second finger.

Tony looked up and searched his eyes. “Can we talk about it now?”

“Yeah,” Ronon immediately agreed. “I’m sorry I was… like I was when we came back. I was just so mad I knew I’d say something stupid I didn’t mean, and I’d hurt you. I wasn’t trying to give you silent treatment or whatever it is they joke about on those TV shows; I just didn’t want to hurt you.”

“I know that. I knew it when you said you needed to be mad for a while.” Tony tightened zyr fingers around his.

“Can you—Do you understand why I was so mad?”

Tony closed zyr eyes in shame, but forced zyrself to open them again when zy replied, “Yes, I know, Ronon. Despite all our talking, I left the apartment anyway.”

“Kind of,” Ronon hedged. “You broke our agreement, and that’s frustrating because I thought we were, what’s the saying? On the same book?”

“On the same page.”

“Yeah, that. I thought we both felt the same way. Did I misunderstand? Did I not hear something you were trying to say when we talked about it before?”

Tony shook zyr head. “No, I agreed with what we decided.”

Ronon frowned and pushed his hair back with his hands, rolling his shoulders, and then reaching for Tony’s hand again.

“Then I guess I don’t understand. When I left, I thought we both decided we wanted to keep the secret of kysra being alive as long as we could. Then the next thing I know, Atlantis is freaking out and telling me that you’re in the central city and literally had run into one of the Lorains, and you both fell. I made her show me what happened, and Tony....”

Ronon let go of Tony’s hand to scrub both hands over his own face.

“By the Old Ones, Tony. You came so close to death, and you didn’t even see it. I still don’t think you see what would’ve happened if the tanricu hadn’t suddenly decided you were interesting.”

Tony was surprised that Ronon thought zy’d been in so much danger.

Ronon made a noise that could only be called a laugh if it had been dragged face-down through a gravel pit before being released from his throat.

“You still don’t know. Tony, m’kysra, that priestess’ knife was known as an assassin’s blade on former Sateda. She had it low and aimed perfectly at your ribs. She would have slipped the blade between your ribs, into your heart, and you’d have been dead before you’d even realized what had happened.”

Tony’s jaw dropped. Zy’d thought when the priestess had lowered the knife that she had decided zy wasn’t a threat and that she wasn’t going to hurt zyr.

“Those priestesses aren’t like your Earth religious people, m’kysra. Most of them would be what your Earth warriors call black belts, and the best, like the priestess you ran into, are bodyguards for the High Priestess. Part of their job is to protect her from any and all threats, which means they do everything from throwing themselves on an explosive for her to assassinating an enemy. She was going to kill you and look you in the eye while she did it.”

Tony opened zyr mouth to reply, then closed it and swallowed several times.

“Oh.”

“Yeah, oh.”

Ronon sighed again and reached for Tony. Zy gratefully turned over zyr shaking hands to him to hold.

“I don’t—I didn’t—Why didn’t Atlantis take me away? She said she was going to.”

The simple statement couldn’t begin reflect Tony’s conflicted feelings on the matter. Zy had gotten so used to counting on Atlantis, to feeling safe no matter what because she could just beam zyr out of trouble if it happened. Zy didn’t doubt zyr own skills, but there had been times that zy hadn’t taken Wolfe or any other backup when confronting someone because zy had counted on her to be zyr backup. It would’ve been nice to know she wouldn’t always be able to do that.

//Tony, I wanted to. While we were talking about finding your tablet, I was filling one of the ZedPMs. It requires most of my focus and energy to do that, which is why I asked you to wait. Even so, I thought that if I kept an awareness of where you were, then I’d be able to warn you of any danger in advance. I—I overestimated my own abilities, and then I could not stop what I was doing to remove you from the situation. If I had released my concentration on the ZedPM, the singularity I was harnessing would have caused the destruction of this reality as well as the alternate reality connected on the other side.//

Worry about backup was replaced with horror that their entire reality could’ve been destroyed.

“That would have been extremely bad,” zy croaked.

//Yes. All life, including yours, Ronon’s, and the kyta’s would have been lost,// Atlantis agreed, oblivious to Tony’s inner turmoil. //As it was, I became distracted enough that I had to release the singularity in order to speak to Ronon and then to transport him to you once you were interacting with the high priestess.//

“Oh shit. Is everything okay? I mean, we’re still here, but what about…?”

//Yes, but I will need to do much clean-up in the Between before I can attempt to harness another singularity, and that crystal is irrevocably damaged.//

Tony flinched before closing zyr eyes again. “So you’re telling me that my fuck-up cost us a ZedPM.”

“No, not directly,” Ronon objected. “You weren’t the one doing potentially dangerous work without telling anyone.”

Atlantis was silent, which said everything.

Fuck. Rodney had told Tony about Atlantis’ dark room and the ZedPMs she was growing there. He’d explained enough that even without a physics background, Tony understood that the ZedPMs could be the answer to not just the shields on Atlantis, but clean energy and the protection of planet Earth from whatever megalomaniacal foes were still in the Milky Way.

Tony’s actions had cost them one of those precious crystalline shells, plus nearly led to the annihilation of their entire reality. Zy wanted to puke. Zy actually had to swallow several times against the rising bile to keep from doing so right there.

“I am so sorry,” zy whispered when zy could speak again.

“I know,” Ronon murmured back, just as he had in the shower. “It’s a mistake, and I forgive you, which I’m saying because I know you need to hear it before you’ll forgive yourself. I wanna work through this. I want both of us to be able to walk away and not feel as crappy as we do right now.”

“I’m not sure how to do that. I mean, I fucked up, Ronon. One impulsive decision, and the kyta and I almost died twice over, I distracted Atlantis while she was doing something really fucking important, and I have to go off-planet, which I know you and Atlantis both hate, and it’s not to proven allies this time. I don’t know how you can even forgive me for being so fucking stupid!”

Tony’s voice had risen to a yell, and zy yanked zyr hands back, putting them over zyr face and leaning over zyr lap to try to breathe.

A heartbeat later, and zy felt Ronon nudging zyr knee down so he could sit beside zyr, his big hand coming down to rub zyr back soothingly.

“Just breathe with me: In…. Out….”

Ronon continued the pattern, helping Tony get a grip on zyr breathing and zyr emotions. After several minutes, Tony was calmer, so Ronon pulled zyr into his side. Zy curled zyrself under his arm, letting him cuddle zyr.

“I think this is because of another misunderstanding,” Ronon said finally.

“What?”

“I think that even though we talked about it, and you thought you were happy to work from home while I trained people in the gym today, there’s still a part of you that felt like I was trying to control you. Maybe you felt like I was treating you like a child, like someone who is weak and needs protection. You’ve told me about the people who forbid you to do things and say it’s because they’re afraid of what I’ll do to them, as if you can’t decide for yourself.”

“I don’t….”

Tony stopped to think about it. If zy had really thought it through, would zy have gone, or would zy have asked Atlantis to just get the stupid tablet? It wasn’t even like zy absolutely had to have it to keep working. Zy had just wanted it, and zy had wanted to be the one to go get it.

“Maybe. It’s not something I thought consciously though, or I’d have said it.”

“Okay. Do you feel like I’m overprotective? Do you feel like I try to control you other times?”

“Not usually,” Tony said slowly, thinking about it as zy spoke. “You trust me to do my job on a daily basis, but we really haven’t had anything happen where you felt like you had to protect me, have we?”

Ronon nearly choked. “M’kysra, I have to fight to keep from being overprotective every day. If I went with what my fears wanted me to do, I’d have you bundled in the apartment and never let anyone in who might pose a danger to you. I’d talk to every person in the city and figure out a way to know if they’d ever had a bad thought about you, and I’d kick those people out. I’d make sure your clothes were the best, softest material. I wouldn’t even let Teyla teach you to fight with the bantos because she might accidentally hurt you. I’d—well, I’d smother you. I’d be totally crazy, and I know it.”

Tony was shocked. Zy’d had no idea.

“I don’t do any of those things because I know it would kill who you are. When I’m not thinking crazy, I love that you’re independent and strong, that you can protect yourself and want to learn how to protect yourself better, like with the lessons from Teyla. I don’t want to change who you are, but there are times when I wish I could help you see that it’s okay for us to protect each other.”

“Give me a second,” Tony requested.

They were silent for a while as Ronon smoothed his hand over Tony’s back, and zy let zyrself think about zyr motives. Zy really had thought it was a spur of the moment thing, but had zy resented staying in the apartment? Zy had worked from home other days just because it was more convenient, and zy’d been perfectly happy with it. It wasn’t like they had decided zy would do something totally out of character. Had zy gone out just to prove zy could? Zy honestly didn’t know.

Eventually, zy said, “So you weren’t pissed because I left the apartment as much as you were that we decided something together, and then I did the opposite and ended up almost getting hurt.”

“Yeah, that’s it exactly. We talked about it as soon as we knew the Lorains were coming to the city, and I promised to stay in the gym and the mess hall in the West Pier for the day. I called Sheppard to make sure they weren’t going to take the Lorains in that part of the city at all. You agreed to work from home because they wouldn’t be coming to this pier either, plus you’d have the additional protection of the shield around the tower in case the tanricu decided to go flying.”

Tony could see now that Ronon had done his best to make them equally secluded. He just couldn’t do his work from the apartment, and Tony could because zy’d planned to work on reports and more drafting of the city’s laws.

“But then I took off and went into the central city.”

“At least if you’d told me, maybe I could’ve met you and walked with you, and then we could’ve gone to the West Pier mess hall for supper, or gone to harass McKay, since nobody in their right mind would take people to meet McKay if they wanted them to keep liking us.”

Tony huffed and rolled zyr eyes.

“M’kysra, we call each other and meet up for no reason all the time when we don’t have strangers on the city. At least if we’d been together, we both would’ve been taking the chance of running into the Lorains and tanricu. We could have checked with Atlantis to make sure she wasn’t doing anything that could explode the solar system, too.”

“To be fair, we didn’t know we needed to check with her on that.”

“True, which is why I’m pissed at her. She should have told us there would be times she can’t help us. I’ve counted on her a lot to protect us both, so I’m not sure what to think now that I know there will be times she can’t.”

//I am sorry,// Atlantis’ voice was sorrowful. //I will notify you from now on when I plan to fill one of the ZedPMs. At the very least, I will choose a different day when it is not the first time a new people are within my structure.//

“You should also notify Rodney or establish some other protocol for when you’re performing dangerous tasks.” Tony paused and sighed heavily. “I think growing up without anybody who cared about where I was or what I was doing fucked me up more than I thought.”

Ronon studied zyr before slowly saying, “I think you understand that I love you, but I don’t think you love or value yourself.” Ronon put his palm over zyr heart. “I think sometimes love that could or even should make you feel safe just makes you feel trapped.”

That statement left Tony blinking back shock as zy heard echoes of every person in zyr life who’d thought zy was a worthless fuck-up. There were no loving voices to drown them out or even balance them.

Tony gave a choked-off laugh. “Ronon, you are literally the only person in my life who has ever said he loves me and hasn’t tried to use it to control me.”

Ronon only nodded, his expression grave. “I know. You changed your entire life, gave up everything you knew to move to an unknown place with a man you’d met hours before. That’s not something someone would do if zy is well-loved and secure in that love.”

Tony flushed and lowered zyr gaze.

“I knew you were wounded in a way that had never healed, but so am I,” Ronon continued in a gentle yet unyielding tone. “I knew it would be easy to love you, and it is, even when it hurts because you push back to make sure the love isn’t a trap. I think that we will heal each other, but it will take time. In the meantime, we have to talk more, get better at saying things so we don’t catch each other off guard like this.”

Tony looked back up, green eyes meeting hazel. “We’ve talked about me and what I need. What about you?”

Ronon licked his lips, worried lines forming between his brows. “I need…. I need to feel like I protect you. I’ve failed at protecting everyone else I’ve loved, so I need to feel like I do that for you. I need to feel like you trust me enough to tell me when you feel trapped instead of protected.”

Tony thought about that. It made sense, really. Ronon was terrified of losing Tony and their kyta, so he wanted to protect them from everything. He was doing pretty great at being rational about it, really, like making it clear to other people that he didn’t control Tony’s decisions, and talking to Tony to make sure that they came to a compromise together rather than demanding zy do something.

It wasn’t like he had ever stopped zyr from confronting suspects or going after people who could be dangerous. It was only when Tony had left after they had made a decision together that Ronon was angry. Even then, it felt to Tony like the anger was more fear at what could have happened than anger at zyr. If zy had truly been furious with zyr, then no amount of time kicking and punching a heavy bag would have calmed him.

“Okay. I’ll try to be better. I’ll try to at least realize when I’m feeling confined or whatever. If it’s something like today where I get the impulse to go do something we’ve agreed I won’t, I’ll at least have Atlantis call you so you can meet me, like you said.”

“That’s all I ask.” Ronon nodded, the worry lines fading.

“I’ll try to remember to ask why the situation is so dangerous, too,” Tony added. “Maybe if I’d understood that those priestess women are assassins, I wouldn’t have had the idea that I should go get my tablet myself. It was taking a stupid chance, even if I thought I’d avoid them. I know better than to think my luck works like that.”

Ronon leaned in and kissed zyr forehead.

“Don’t. Stop beating yourself up. It’s done, and it turned out okay.” He smiled weakly. “You got to meet a tanricu—three of them!—up close, so it’s not all bad, right?”

Tony huffed and all but climbed into Ronon’s lap.

“Oddly enough, I am completely cured of any desire to see them up close ever again. That was enough for me.”

“Yeah, well we have to go to the planet in five days, after that you won’t have to see them ever again.”

“Thank the Old Ones,” Tony breathed.

Ronon wrapped his arms around zyr, and Tony was quite content to hold and be held for a while.

*~*~*~*

Chernday, YangHui 12, First Year of the Returned
(May 12, 2008)

Sam was relieved they weren’t scheduled to head to Verubriga until after the weekly databurst had gone through. She was hoping to have something more than she’d previously gotten from the sniffer program she’d written, but first she wanted to read the letter from the IOA. Better to get that over with rather than have it hanging over her head the rest of the day.

She quickly decrypted the message and skimmed through it. Once she had finished, Sam very carefully did not throw her computer off the desk or repeatedly pound her head on a nearby wall. Nor did she voice any of the profanity that was running through her brain. She wasn’t normally a person who resorted to straight out cussing, but she thought this called for it.

She made a fist on the desk, then consciously forced herself to relax her hands and her shoulders. Giving herself a migraine wasn’t going to help anyone.

It seemed that the IOA wasn’t satisfied with sending Woolsey to Atlantis. No, they also wanted to interview Teyla and Ronon in person. As glad as she was that she wouldn’t have to deal with the entire IOA board at once, she really didn’t understand why Woolsey couldn’t interview the two ‘aliens,’ as the message put it, then forward the report to the rest of the IOA. That must have been too easy. They’d rather Sam send both Pegasus natives to Earth for an interview that would last an indeterminate length of time. “Until our questions are answered to our satisfaction,” was the way the message had worded it.

That kind of wording gave Sam a headache. She found herself tapping her short, functional fingernails on the arms of her chair.

Who knew what lengths the Trust would go to in order to get ahold of the two while they were on Earth? Also, who was to say the IOA wouldn’t just dump them in a black site somewhere and dispose of what they saw as a problem? Sam was going to have to do a lot of fancy footwork to show how useful Teyla and Ronon were without making it look like she leaned too heavily on any of their opinions or advice. She’d have to go back through all her reports that mentioned either one and make sure what she meant and nothing else could be read into them. If something else could be read into what she’d said, Sam was going to have to add supplemental clarifications to the initial reports.

It was going to be a long and arduous task when she had so many other things to do! There was also a long, ridiculously in-depth report for Sam to fill out on both of them. Because of course there was. Though how she could possibly know if they had indicated preference for any particular sport, and if so, which country nation and team they favored was beyond her.

Sam gave up and dug into her desk drawer for her little stress ball. Well, it wasn’t a ball. It was actually a squishy stress object shaped like a well-known person. Finding and buying her the entire set of Newton, Einstein, and Curie was actually one of the nicest things Rodney McKay had ever done for her. It was particularly satisfying to squish Einstein’s spiky hair into his spongy head when she was frustrated.

The only good thing was the IOA didn’t want Teyla and Ronon sent back on the Daedalus, which would’ve meant weeks of travel each way in addition to the time on Earth. Instead, they were to be the first human guinea pigs to make the journey from Atlantis to Earth through the Gate Bridge once the rest of the testing was complete. The IOA felt it was important that all their questions were addressed as soon as possible, so they weren’t willing to wait for Woolsey to ask his questions, send back his responses, then wait for a new batch of questions. Teyla and Ronon were to face the entire advisory committee all at once because of multiple concerns about the alien influence on the mission as well as the agendas and allegiances of said aliens.

Oh, but at least they finally acknowledged Tony was supposed to be on the city. Carter was supposed to send ‘the delt’ back too so ‘he’ could be properly debriefed and interviewed. The questions on the report she was supposed to complete on Tony… well, some of them made her want to blush, and some made her want to declare herself an Asgard and completely disavow any knowledge of Earth’s stupidity when it came to the kysra gender.

One thing Sam could be certain of: Ronon was going to kill them all, and she couldn’t really blame him. His temperament was nothing like Teal’c’s, and even he had struggled.

Sam stilled, taken by the thought.

Who better to help Teyla and Ronon prepare for that kind of interview than Teal’c? He had been before the IOA and several obnoxious scientists and senators, and he always managed to keep his cool. He was also tough enough and different enough that he didn’t scream Earther, so Ronon might be more likely to accept his advice.

Sam dropped squishy-Einstein back in the drawer, pulled up a new document, and began typing:

Dear Teal’c,

It’s been far too long since I’ve seen you. I couldn’t possibly get away right now, but how would you feel about coming to Atlantis? It’s an incredible place, and I think….

*~*~*~*

Tony let Ronon adjust the fit of zyr tac vest for the tenth time. Zy didn’t complain, though. Zy knew Ronon was scared shitless about going to Verubriga. Tony wasn’t exactly feeling confident about it zyrself.

“They’re not going to be offended by all the weapons we’re carrying?”

“No,” Sgt. Major Wolfe grunted. “Still no.”

Yeah, okay. So Tony might have asked that question a few times before. Zy was nervous. It wasn’t every day zy was presented to a bunch of not-wyvern so they could verify zyr gender and gravid state. And it wasn’t like the entire trade agreement with the only planet with a sufficient amount of meat to save them from starving to death completely rested on Tony’s shoulders or anything.

Okay, maybe that was hyperbole, but hadn’t it just been awesome when Ronon had gotten permission from Carter to tell zyr how serious the food shortage problem really was?

John ambled over, an irritated Rodney following.

“What’s the holdup?”

“Yes. Why are we just standing around? I know Cave-Dex checked your vest at least three other times, probably more that I didn’t see. Can we please get on with this? I haven’t had not-buffalo burger in over a month. I’m dying here!”

“Rodney,” John growled, side-eyeing Rodney to tell him to shut up.

“It’s fine,” Tony said, trying to give them a reassuring smile. From their reactions, zy must be out of practice. “No, really. Let’s go, guys.”

“You’ll stay beside me?” Ronon asked quietly as they moved out of the locker room toward the Gateroom.

Shifting zyr P90, Tony reached over and squeezed his hand. “Yes, I promise I will do my absolute best to stay beside you.”

“’kay.” Ronon squeezed back, then released zyr.

The others were waiting for them in the staging area. Jamie McNamara grinned at zyr from where she was standing with her team. AR-4 watched them approach, but Tony couldn’t read them other than to know the team leader, Major Anne Teldy, looked calm and collected. Well, that made sense. She’d been to Verubriga more than a dozen times already.

“Let’s get this show on the road, people!” John called out.

The teams obligingly settled themselves into some kind of order, with Tony and Rodney in the more protected positions. AR-4 was in the front, since they were the ones the people of the planet knew. John, Rodney, and Carter were next, with Wolfe, Tony, and Ronon directly behind them. Teyla and Jamie were directly behind them.

Jamie moved up behind Tony. “Hey, got your six,” she murmured. “You’re not going to need it, but I got ya anyway.”

Tony gave her a grateful smile over zyr shoulder and caught Teyla’s reassuring nod too.

The two younger guys on Jamie’s team were behind her with Major Jordan slightly behind them, watching all their sixes.

The Gate started to light up, and Tony swallowed nervously. This would be zyr third time through the giant ring, but only the second walking through. The other time zy had been in a Jumper, and zy hadn’t even noticed. They couldn’t use the flying machines, as the high priestess had called them, since they would frighten or anger the tanricu and possibly upset the aknata herds and cause them to stampede.

All that meant to Tony was that if the Wraith came, zy was seriously fucked if zy couldn’t run back to the Gate. For all zyr talk of not wanting to be confined, zy wouldn’t have minded a little cuddling and pampering at that moment.

The not-puddle formed, and Major Teldy said, “Let’s move.”

Tony couldn’t accurately describe the sensation of going through the Gate. It was weird and made zyr a little dizzy, but it wasn’t anything like the discomfort of going from the Stargate in Cheyenne Mountain to the one in Atlantis. Zy figured distance had something to do with it. Maybe zy would have Rodney tell zyr what made the difference someday if zy wanted to exasperate Rodney and make zyrself feel especially stupid.

Tony looked around curiously once the Gate was closed behind Jordan. Zy was surprised by how Earth-like it looked. There were trees, and a blue sky, and it actually felt closer to being on Earth than it did when they were on Atlantis.

Major Teldy was moving forward toward the person and tanricu waiting for them. Tony could tell instantly that it was the high priestess, just as she’d said it would be. No doubt the bodyguard priestesses were around somewhere, just out of sight.

Teldy’s team separated, two on each side like they had done when they’d introduced the important people when they’d come to Atlantis. John and Carter moved forward. High Priestess Faerl greeted them, then looked at the rest of the group expectantly.

“High Priestess,” Carter addressed her. “As you asked, we’ve brought Kysra Tony, zyr mate, and those who chose to act as bodyguards if there should be a threat from our mutual enemy.”

Tony swallowed, zyr tongue dry in zyr mouth.

“Kysra Tony,” Faerl greeted.

“High Priestess,” Tony returned. “This is my mate, Ronon Dex. It is his heart that beats in my chest as mine beats in his.”

Zy had gotten that wording from zyr crash courses with Jamie. By saying that they had essentially traded hearts, Tony was giving Ronon’s life equal status with zyr own and saying that any harm done to him would be as harm done to zyr. It was the best protection zy could give to zyr mate on a planet that didn’t place much value on a man’s life.

The high priestess gave zyr a sly smile, as if she understood exactly why zy had said what zy had.

“Very well. His life shall be honored as we would one of our windsisters.”

Tony smiled, finally able to breathe.

“I thank you. It is my hope that we will be sisters before I must return home.”

Faerl gave zyr an outright grin.

“That is my hope, too, Kysra. Shall we proceed?”

“Let it be as you say,” Tony replied.

The high priestess turned and began to walk toward the tree line. Her tanricu, Swiftscream, sprang up from the ground, spreading her wings and buffeting them all with grass and dirt before she was in the air.

Tony couldn’t help but watch as the creature soared into the cloudless sky.

Zy stumbled, and Ronon and Wolfe caught zyr by the elbows, righting zyr again.

Faerl had heard the stumble and turned, raising one dark brow.

“Are you well, Kysra?”

“Yeah, Yes.” Zy cleared zyr throat, then continued, allowing zyr awe to come through in zyr tone. “I’m sorry, but I’ve never seen anything like that. I couldn’t look away from her, so I tripped. She’s stunning.”

The high priestess’ chin lifted proudly as she smiled again. “Yes, she is. Let us resume.”

“As you say, High Priestess.”

They continued walking for what felt like forever. Unlike when Tony had gone to New Athos, it was a silent, tense journey. Zy could hear things high up in the trees. They jumped from tree to tree, so Tony assumed they were more tanricu that were following—or maybe escorting—them to the village. The only thing that made the journey bearable was having Ronon at zyr side. Jamie moved up close enough to get zyr attention and gave zyr a subtle nod and thumbs-up, which helped too.

The settlement was well-hidden, and they were upon it before Tony realized it was there. The dwellings were spaced out a lot more than the ones in New Athos had been. They were also more disguised and nearly blended in with the forest itself. Faerl lead them to a large, open area at the very center. By that time, what had to have been most of the population had stopped whatever they were doing to surround the central space, though there was still a good fifteen to twenty feet on all sides between their group and any of the curious watchers.

The high priestess tipped her head back and made a piercing, ululating noise.

The entire forest seemed to come alive. Abruptly there were tanricu dropping from the sky and the treetops all around them, and they were all obviously aiming for exactly where Tony and zyr group was standing.

“Down!” Ronon ordered harshly.

Tony hated it, but it had been what zy had agreed to. Zy went down to one knee and let Ronon, Wolfe, John, Teyla and Carter surround and protect zyr.

Under the cacophony, Tony could hear Faerl laughing.

Zy clenched zyr jaw. If she got them all killed, zy was going to figure out how to do that ascending thing so zy could come back and haunt her ass.

It felt like forever, but the noise died down but for snorting, grunting sounds from the creatures zy could see through the others’ legs.

“They will not harm you,” Faerl said, sounding far too amused.

“It would have been nice to have a little warning, High Priestess,” Carter said tactfully. “We mean no disrespect, but you know we’re not used to the tanricu, and they are intimidating.”

“Your forgiveness, Colonel Carter. I had to see whom you would protect. Now I know.”

Ronon reached down and helped Tony up with a hand under zyr arm. Zy brushed off zyr pants and looked for the high priestess. Immediately, zy wanted to punch her in her smug face. Tony knew zy wasn’t the only one clenching zyr jaw and holding back the impulse, even with the rainbow of tanricu surrounding them and the humans who had ventured forth among them.

Dark eyes full of amusement and challenge, Faerl told Tony, “Do come out from behind your protectors. If you are as you say, none here will harm you.”

Tony straightened zyr spine and lifted zyr chin. Zy started forward only to feel Ronon grab zyr elbow.

Right. Zyr promise.

Zy smiled at him and said, “Come with me, my heart, for wherever I am safe, you are also, just as High Priestess Faerl has already sworn.”

Ronon didn’t make a verbal response, but Tony could see the relief in his eyes. He hadn’t been kidding about needing to feel like he was protecting zyr.

None of their group looked particularly happy, but they allowed Tony and Ronon through. Carter took up Tony’s other side and walked forward with them.

“You remember Swiftscream.”

The iridescent tanricu came forward at her name, as though eager to see Tony again.

She lowered her head, and Tony tentatively touched her between the thick ridges above her eyes. “Hi, Swiftscream. You remember me, right? You liked me and didn’t want to eat me at all. No ketchup, remember?”

Swiftscream was taking in huffing breaths. She pulled her head back, her long neck moving sinuously as she looked around, then darted forward, mouth open. There was no way Tony could be fast enough to block her, nor would zyr fragile, human bones have made any difference.

Several people yelled, but Swiftscream had already grasped ahold of Tony’s vest and made quick work of ripping off one of the pockets, sending Tony to zyr knees with the force.

She raised her head and screeched in indignation that the vest was still in place, or so Tony assumed.

Hearing more yelling and the distinct whine of Ronon’s weapon priming as well as the sound of P90s being raised and readied for action, Tony yelled,

“No! Don’t shoot her! I’m not hurt!” Zy set zyr P90 on the ground, rapidly unzipped the tac vest Ronon had so carefully fit to zyr earlier, dropping it on the ground as well.

“Hold!” John barked out.

Swiftscream snatched the vest in her jaws, and Tony again had to yell, “She’s not hurting me! I’m okay; don’t shoot!”

As Tony rose to zyr feet, Swiftscream shook the vest like a dog with a rope bone, then spit it out as if it had personally offended her, making a sound that was almost like garbled complaining.

When her head came back around, she snapped her jaws at Ronon and Wolfe, who had both moved in front of Tony.

“Guys, it’s okay. I think the vest was throwing off her sense of smell. It’ll be okay. No shooting, okay?”

“Weapons down,” John ordered, though he didn’t sound happy about it.

Ronon growled, sounding not unlike the tanricu. He moved to the side but stayed with his shoulder just in front of Tony’s. Wolfe glanced at him and followed his lead.

Swiftscream extended her neck again, huffing against Tony from neck to belly, where she stopped. Her eyelids drooped, and she made the same rumble-purr she had the first time she’d sniffed zyr up.

All the Lorains burst into excited whispers.

Tony glanced at Faerl. She was smiling smugly and looking around at her people.

Another tanricu came forward to stand next to Swiftscream. It was a different one, her back the color of the brightest summer sky fading down to a light blue that turned to a soft yellow on her belly.

Well, Tony assumed it was a she. It was the same size as Deathsbane and Stormclaw.

Swiftscream stepped to the side, allowing the new tanricu to get close enough to stretch out her neck and sniff Tony much the way she had done. She too made the rumble-purr sound, and then she nudged Tony.

Hands shaking, Tony gently put them on her head, stroking the smooth, blue armor plates.

“Wow. You’re really kind of gorgeous, even if you’re terrifying too, aren’t you?”

The tanricu sniffed zyr one more time, then cocked her head and moved to sniff Ronon.

“Yeah, that’s my mate,” Tony said, hoping zy didn’t sound like a complete nutjob for talking to the tanricu like she could understand.

Everybody was completely silent, the humans and tanricu alike holding their breath.

The blue tanricu took a step closer, her head edging between Ronon and Tony, so Tony stepped aside and let Wolfe prod zyr backward between himself and John, who had come up behind him.

With a great deal more patience than Swiftscream had displayed, the blue tanricu snuffled Colonel Carter, then opened her mouth to tug gently at her vest with the raptorial point of her snout.

“Take it off, Carter,” Tony whispered urgently. “They don’t like the smell. Take it off.”

Carter shot zyr an incredulous look, but she handed her P90 to Teyla and quickly stripped off the tac vest, letting Teyla take that as well.

The blue tanricu sniffed Carter all over, then she pressed the top of her head and bony ridges over her eyes against her chest. She made a rumble purr that escalated into a warbling sound.

“Oh!” Carter blinked and raised both hands to the tanricu’s face.

Tony glanced at John, then at Ronon. They were both giving Wolfe a shocked look that made Tony want to burst into laughter. The tanricu wasn’t making the ‘oh, look at you, nice baby-maker-human,’ rumble-purr. Whatever she was saying, that wasn’t it.

“Speak her name!”

Tony startled and turned back to the high priestess, about to say zy had no idea.

“Starsong,” Carter whispered. She was running her hands all over the tanricu’s head and neck, then onto her wing. The tanricu lifted the middle joint and extended the three taloned ‘fingers’ to Carter, who put her own hand in their grip as if they were holding hands. “She’s Starsong, and she’s mine.”

Faerl clapped her hands, laughing triumphantly.

“My people!” she shouted, both hands raised high above her head as if in benediction. “I bring before you Kysra Tony, confirmed by our windsisters to be carrying a kyta sired by zyr heart’s mate.”

That created such a stir that Faerl had to clap her hands several times and call for her people to be silent. Once they calmed, she continued.

“Not only do I bring you Kysra Tony, but I bring to you Colonel Samantha Carter. It is windsister Starsong, the eldest of us and one who has never chosen a sister of her own; it is she who bonds our peoples together by choosing Samantha!”

Every single Lorain started to cheer or make that ululating sound.

Over the top of them, the high priestess shouted, “Let us celebrate! We shall feast, for we have new sisters among us!”

The cheering became completely insane at that point, with even the tanricu joining in, throwing their heads back and making the roaring scream that zy had only heard from Swiftscream. It was so loud Tony’s ears were ringing.

Someone touched zyr back, and zy immediately knew it was Ronon. Zy looked up at him and gave him zyr very best innocent look.

Zy yelled, “Not my fault!”

“Yeah, you just keep tellin’ yourself that!” John shouted from zyr other side.

“Maybe Carter can leave her here?”

Ronon tilted his head and gave zyr a look like indicating that was the dumbest thing Tony had said all day. Which, okay, that was probably true.

Zy shrugged. “At least she’s not mine!”

Ronon snorted.

Tony sighed. So much for not having to see another tanricu ever again.



 

 

For those who are interested, this is the duochrome color Swiftscream is.
The polish is ILNP's Tilted

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Chapter 7

Interlude: Back on Earth

“Pretty little thing, isn’t he?”

“Knock it off, Ben. You know damn well he’s not one of yours. His mother would kill us both if you laid a hand on him.”

Ben Saunders raised both hands in mock surrender.

“Just looking, not touching. Don’t get your panties in a wad.”

Aaron hunched his shoulders and wrapped his arms around himself. The way Ben was looking at him made him wish he had on layers and layers of winter sweaters instead of just a t-shirt and jeans.

“I could make a fortune off him,” Ben commented, his gaze traveling all over Aaron’s body.

Aaron shivered and swallowed thickly. Why wouldn’t Ray just let him leave? He’d made, served, and cleaned up lunch, but his step-father still wouldn’t let him go back to his room.

“Mm-mm-mm,” Ben hummed, like Aaron was a steak he was about to devour. He stalked closer.

Aaron tried to back away, but the cabinet was right behind him.

Ben smirked and tilted his head.

“No touching, but what about pictures?”

Ray looked up, both eyebrows raised. “Is there much money in that at his age?”

Ben chuckled and reached out to lift Aaron’s head with two fingers under his chin.

“Of course there is. Cheekbones to die for, right there. With the right play of light and shadow…. Well, it wouldn’t be as much as other things, but he’d sell to the right clients.” Ben taunted, “Wanna be a model, sweetheart?”

Aaron shook his head, twisting away from his Ben’s touch. He tried to curl into himself even further. His skin was crawling, and the thoughtful look Ray was giving him made his chest feel tight and his stomach sick.

“Aww, now don’t be like that, baby. With a face like yours, you could be a star.”

Aaron had never been so glad to hear his mom’s keys in the front door as he was at that moment.

Ben snapped his hand back and swiftly started back to the couch where Ray was channel surfing during the commercials.

Ray caught Aaron’s eye and mouthed, “Not. A. Word.”

When Aaron nodded – more a full-body shudder than a nod – he added at a normal volume, “Go to your room. Now.”

He could hear Ben chortling again as he fled up the stairs into his room and quietly shut the door behind him. He’d learned long ago not to slam any doors. Ever. He rubbed his left wrist at the memory of what had happened when he’d dared to do so one time and only one time. The pins holding his wrist together made his whole arm ache when it got too cold.

Leaning back against the door, Aaron slid to the floor and put his face in his hands as he shuddered once, then began to tremble in reaction. His step-father had hit him, hurt him before, but he’d never acted like he wanted anything like that. Aaron wasn’t stupid. He knew exactly what kind of pictures Ray’s brother wanted to take. He also knew it wouldn’t stay just pictures for very long.

He choked on a sob and wished his dad, his real dad was there. Neither Ray or his super gross brother would dare to put a finger on Aaron if his dad was there. Too bad for Aaron, Logan Wolfe was on a secret mission somewhere, and Aaron knew he couldn’t tell him. He couldn’t worry him when there was no way Aaron’s mom would give up custody. It wasn’t like there was a family plan for super-secret Marine bases anyway.

No, Aaron would have to be tough, like his dad would want him to be. Just like with the bruises and broken wrist, Aaron knew his mom would never believe him even if he tried to tell her, and Ray had started monitoring his email, so he couldn’t tell his dad even if he wanted to, not now that he wasn’t allowed to go anywhere by himself except the daycare where he worked on weekends.

Aaron had to face the truth: he was alone, and there was no way out.

*~*~*~*

Noetherday, YangHui 17, First Year of the Returned
(May 17, 2008)

Rodney didn’t know what to do.

When the Gate had been opened to Earth last week, he’d given in to his paranoia and essentially hacked the US government via the SGC. Atlantis had helped him, since they were also tracking down every kysra in the United States. From there, they would move on to other countries throughout the world, but that had to wait until the code had had a chance to start spreading.

Rodney didn’t really know what Atlantis planned to do with the information she was collecting, but he thought it was her business because the kysra were hers anyway. It’s not like the countries they were living in wanted them. Rodney might feel differently if their countries and families wanted them and were treating them like human beings instead of a plague on humanity.

That wasn’t what was worrying Rodney. What was making him pace his quarters, which Atlantis had moved to one of her newly completed buildings and were now a luxury condo with an outdoor infinity pool, was the information his and Atlantis’ hacking had pulled up for Tony.

Rodney had just wanted to make sure that Tony wasn’t in trouble with zyr former workplace. He knew that Tony had investments that somebody should be managing, so he wanted to make sure those were safe as well. What he’d found hadn’t been what he’d expected at all, and now he had to figure out a way to tell Tony.

“Atlantis? Is Tony busy?”

//Zy is completing reports on zyr computer.//

Hearing the answer in his mind was strange in one way, yet perfectly natural in another. It had only been four days since Atlantis had fixed him last Keplerday… after he’d thrown an epic fit the likes of which the science department hadn’t seen since Tony and zyr piano had arrived. It had been the only way to get the time off, which was his scheduled day off that he never got to take because people were stupid, and he always had to fix their mistakes.

Throwing a screaming fit that made people wonder if he was losing his mind had done what all the begging and pleading in the world wouldn’t have: it made everyone leave him alone for the whole time Atlantis had needed to make the changes and then to monitor him while he went through his Interim. They’d even left him alone long enough for her to keep him asleep for several hours, then while she’d continued to monitor him awake for several more hours. Rodney couldn’t remember the last time he’d had two entire days to himself.

If he was being honest, he had to admit he’d enjoyed the day he’d taken just to relax in his quarters and work on his own pet projects while chatting with Atlantis off-and-on. The only difficulty they’d had was when Atlantis had tried to Separate from him. It had been uncomfortable, even painful.

Atlantis had soothed him, //We will try another time, Rodney. Your mind is very lonely. It clings to me and does not wish to be Separate any longer.//

He had been a little embarrassed, but he hadn’t been upset. He’d been lonely his entire life, but now Rodney had Atlantis with him at all times quite literally. It was like sitting alone in a frigid, empty darkness, then suddenly being wrapped in a warm blanket and sitting in the most comfortable chair in front of a glowing fireplace with a purring cat on his lap.

It felt like coming home. Was it any wonder his mind clung to her?

Atlantis hadn’t minded at all. She’d said Ronon mostly ignored her, and Tony wanted to be Separate a lot of the time. She would be perfectly happy to remain Joined to Rodney 24/8. That’s the impression that Rodney got, anyway.

Jerking his thoughts back to the present, he asked, “Does that mean zy’s at home?”

//Yes.//

Rodney took a deep breath and blew out the air slowly.

“Would you ask zyr if zy minds if I come talk to zyr?”

There was a brief pause, then Atlantis replied, //Zy says you are always welcome, just don’t take zyr mood personally. Zy has been a ‘cranky bitch’ all day today.//

“Right, okay.”

Well, that wasn’t great news, but Tony had a right to know. Rodney didn’t think a brother would keep things like this from his ayah, and he was determined to do the right thing for Tony, even if it meant he got yelled at. It certainly wouldn’t be the first time someone had screamed at him for the information he’d uncovered.

Rodney scrubbed his hands over his face, gathered up his laptop so he could show Tony what he’d found, and headed out the door toward the transporter before he could change his mind. He could do this. He wasn’t good with people, but Tony liked him enough to call him friend and brother. Tony wouldn’t kill the messenger… he hoped.

Tony greeted him at the transporter into zyr apartment.

“You look like crap.”

Okay, so that probably hadn’t been the best thing he could’ve said, but it was true. Tony was leaning awkwardly against the wall, kind of hunched over like zy was in pain. There were blue circles under zyr eyes, and zy was in sweatpants and a ratty, old, Ohio State sweatshirt. Zyr normal sex-hair looked like zy hadn’t washed it or even tried to do anything with it since zy’d rolled out of bed.

Tony snorted. “Thanks. Just for that, you have to suffer through another hug.”

Zy proceeded to drape zyrself onto Rodney, and he pretended to hate it. He was actually very careful about the way he hugged zyr back, especially when zy all but sagged into him.

“Oh, for—Tony, I’m not a piece of walking furniture! Let’s get you somewhere you can lie down. I don’t think you should be working on city stuff on your day off anyway. Where the heck is your caveman? Does he know you look like you’ve been hit by a Jumper?”

Tony made a growly noise in protest. Rodney heaved a long-suffering sigh and all but dragged zyr across the hall into the piano room and prodded zyr onto the sofa.

“Lie down. No, I’m serious. Shut up and lie down before I have Atlantis tell Ronon on you. Seriously, don’t you think I have enough to do?” Rodney kept up a mindless rant that kept Tony from objecting as he set down his laptop and prodded zyr onto the ridiculously comfortable sofa. “I bet Atlantis already said something about telling someone, but you’re too stubborn to let anyone know you feel like crap.”

Rather than being irritated, like most people would’ve been if Rodney had gone off on them, Tony just huffed a laugh. Rodney let out a disgusted noise.

“What, do you think it’s okay to take care of everyone else, but letting someone take care of you for once is unacceptable? Well, suck it up, buttercup; if you really didn’t want help, you shouldn’t have let me in,” Rodney continued, grabbing one of the throw pillows and that awesome brown blanket. “You’re an idiot. I don’t care if you are my ayah, you’re still an idiot.”

Once he had Tony situated like he wanted zyr, he sat down on the footstool—without any pain in his knees or back, ha!—and glared at zyr.

“Okay, so how sick are you, and do I need to call Doc Xander?”

“I’m fine, really.”

Tony shifted position, wincing as zy did.

Clearly, Rodney’s glaring powers were out of practice if Tony could shrug him off that easily. He was going to have to practice bitching out people in the labs. Maybe he’d go through a few of the next batches of research proposals before they went to committee. That level of stupidity ought to have him back in proper, terrifying form in no time.

“Do I look like I fell off an Athosian harvest wagon earlier today? No, I didn’t think so. Either be honest with me, or I’m going to call Ronon and Xander. You’ll be in the infirmary before you can say Mozart,” he said, snapping his fingers just to stress how short a time that really would be.

Tony groaned and rolled zyr eyes, rather melodramatic in Rodney’s opinion.

“Geez, you’re so damned bossy. How did I get to be best friends with somebody so bossy?”

“And yet I’m not distracted. What’s wrong with you? Last chance.”

“Nothing except I’m knocked up, and my body is trying to figure out what the hell I was thinking when I decided cooking up another person inside it was a good plan. It finally gave up on making me miserable through morning sickness—which is the dumbest name ever for something that lasts all damn day—and now it’s decided I should suffer through having my skeleton reshape itself to make room for the adorable little parasite.”

Rodney crossed his arms and set his jaw.

“No, I’m being honest now. I feel like shit, it’s true. I woke up kind of achy and then sat for way too long doing computer work before I decided I should get up and greet you at the transporter.”

//Zy is telling the truth, though zy is not telling you that zy did not shower because zy felt dizzy, and zy did not take a hot bath to soothe zyr ligaments because zy was afraid zy would get too relaxed and not be able to get out.//

Rodney hummed and narrowed his eyes. “So you’re feeling fine other than that? No shortness of breath, dizziness, weakness? No tingling or numbness in your hands or feet?”

Tony dropped zyr gaze. “Maybe a little dizziness, but nothing to bother anyone about, really. Just because getting pregnant is normal doesn’t mean it’s comfortable.”

“How about pain in your left arm or shoulder?”

“I’m not having a heart attack, Rodney!”

Rodney stared for several seconds before he was convinced Tony was telling the truth. The idiot was terrible about telling someone when zy needed help, but zy didn’t actually lie outright when specifically asked.

“Fine.”

Fine. Does that mean I can get up now?”

Rodney glared again. “Does it feel better when you’re lying down?”

“…maybe….”

“Didn’t you just tell me you’d been sitting too long, and that’s what was making the pain worse?”

Tony made a ridiculous face.

“Then there’s your answer. If this isn’t comfortable, then we can move somewhere that’s better, but you’re not allowed to go sit in your desk chair at all for the rest of today.”

“Bossy,” zy grumbled yet again. “You and Ronon can be so bossy.”

It was Rodney’s turn to snort and roll his eyes.

“Right,” he retorted. “That’s why every time I come over here when Zelenka kicks me out of the labs, I end up falling asleep on this very sofa and losing hours I could’ve been working. Because I’m the only bossy person in this room.”

Atlantis giggled, which felt so weird Rodney had to scratch his head even though he knew it wouldn’t do any good. It was either that, or he’d sneeze.

“You might have a point.”

If Rodney hadn’t been able to see the shyly pleased grin, he’d have thought Tony was mad.

“I’m always right.”

“I said you might have a point, not that you’re right!” zy protested, but zyr smile grew.

Rodney waved zyr off. “Meh. It’s all the same thing in the end.”

Tony huffed, but zy tucked the blanket up under zyr chin. The pain lines around zyr eyes were lessened, so Rodney counted it a win. It was just a good thing Tony responded well to being brow-beaten, Rodney McKay style.

“Now that we’re done discussing my health—please let us be done—what did you want to talk about? Atlantis mentioned you’d found out something you thought I should know.”

Rodney tensed, and from the way Tony immediately got a worried frown, zy saw it.

“Maybe we should watch a movie instead. We can talk about this stuff any day you’re feeling better.”

“Rodney.”

It was amazing that Tony and Sheppard could drawl his name the exact same way when they wanted information and didn’t want to wait.

He thought quickly and decided to take the chance that a distraction would work. Yeah, he was going to chicken out of telling Tony the real reason he’d come over.

“So you know how I told you Atlantis offered to fix me so I could talk to her?”

“Yeah….”

“I took her up on it a few days ago. She fixed my brain, and she was able to fix my back, knees, and all my allergies at the same time.”

Tony grinned in obvious delight. “Rodney, that’s awesome! How do you feel?”

“Fine.” He shrugged, allowing himself to smile a little. “Better than fine, actually. I thought it’d be weird having her in my head, but it’s not at all. I really like it.”

Tony’s bright smile turned soft. “That’s fantastic. I’m so glad to hear it. Just make sure to tell her when you want to be Separate. She’s good about doing it if you ask, but she’s never going to be the one to bring it up.”

“Yeah, well.” Rodney dropped his gaze to where he was picking at the seam on his pant leg. He could feel himself blushing.

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing’s wrong, per se. I know you like being Separate a lot, but…. It’s just that when she tried to Separate from me, it hurt. She said that—” he cleared his throat. “She said that we could try again later when we’ve been joined for longer. Right now my mind has been lonely for too long, so it hangs onto her when she tries to back away. That’s why it hurt.”

“Oh, Rodney.” Tony reached a hand out from under zyr blanket, and Rodney found himself taking it, automatically accepting Tony’s human comfort the same way he was starting to automatically accept Atlantis’ mental comfort. “There’s nothing wrong with that, you know. If I hadn’t had Ronon when I came here, I probably would’ve hung onto her the same way.”

Rodney let go of Tony’s hand and shrugged.

“I like it. I like having her there.”

“I’m glad,” Tony replied.

“Just don’t tell anyone, okay? Not even Ronon?”

Tony immediately got what Rodney was trying to say. “No, of course I won’t. Ronon doesn’t need to know unless you want him to, and it would be really bad if someone slipped and Earth found out. You can trust me to keep your secret.”

Rodney relaxed. “I know. I just had to say it.”

“The only thing I’ll say is that once you start talking to her, it’s a hard habit to break, so you’ll have to be vigilant when you’re working in your lab or whatever.” Zy laughed a little. “Meetings can be hilarious or horrible, depending on how amused or annoyed she is. Time your drinking or eating carefully.”

Rodney’s eyes widened. “Is that why you and Ronon choke so much? I thought maybe it was because your organs were getting squished already, and Ronon had sympathetic pains or something.”

Tony burst into laughter. “Oh, crap. Is that what everyone thinks?”

“How would I know? I was just worried you needed to have Xander look at you, but you saw him right after a meeting that time, and you never acted like there was a problem. I thought it was your business and let it go.”

Sort of. He’d kept a lot closer watch. He might also have a spreadsheet tracking when Tony choked, the circumstances, and the possible other causes, but zy didn’t need to know any of that.

“Nothing like that at all,” Tony said, still snickering. “Atlantis has a sarcastic streak a mile wide, which I think you will love, quite frankly. I don’t know if she was all that sarcastic when I first met her, though, so you and I might be more responsible for it than we know.”

//Not at all,// Atlantis interrupted. //I merely withheld my observations until a time I knew you would also enjoy them. Not everyone will delight in it as much as you two do.//

“That’s probably good. I’m sure there are a bunch of kysra and future Satedans out there who wouldn’t respond as well. Little kids especially.”

“Some of them will. I would have loved it if anyone had talked to me like Atlantis does when I was a kid,” Rodney said, thrilled to be able to share in the previously one-way conversations Tony used to have with Atlantis.

“Yeah, but you’re a genius. The majority of little kids aren’t, and they’re normally not as jaded as we were either.”

Rodney just hummed a noncommittal response.

“So what did you really come up here to tell me?”

“What?” Rodney blinked, caught completely off guard by the question.

Tony smirked. “Atlantis said you’d found out something you thought I should know. If your Joining with her had been it, she wouldn’t have said it that way. She’d have said that you had something you wanted to talk to me about, or maybe just that you wanted to come hang out.”

“Oh.”

Tony raised one eyebrow, which looked kind of silly when zy was lying down. “Give me a little credit, Rodney. I was a cop and a federal agent. I’m literally trained to listen to what people say and what they don’t say.”

Well, crap. Rodney could tell from the way Tony was looking at him that he wasn’t going to get out of it, so he reluctantly dragged his computer closer and opened it up, waking it from the hibernation mode it had automatically gone into when he’d closed the lid.

“It’s…. You’re not going to like it.”

“I figured.”

“Tony, I—I—” Rodney found himself in the strange position of not knowing how to say what he wanted to say.

//Speak your heart, dear one. Zy will hear you.//

Huh. Tony would hear, not just listen. That was an accurate description for the way zy talked to him.

“I don’t want to hurt you.”

Tony nodded, zyr expression so resigned it made Rodney want to destroy everyone who’d ever hurt zyr.

“I know, but you can’t protect me either. If it’s about that guy they’re sending to replace me, I already know,” zy said gently.

Rodney blinked. What guy? Had he missed something in the last databurst? He and Atlantis had been so focused on what was going on back on Earth that it was possible.

“No? Okay, don’t get distracted; just spit it out.” Tony sat up and patted the sofa next to zyr.

Unable to resist, Rodney moved up next to zyr and brought up the screens he needed.

“We’ll go back to what you just said, but I think you’ll strangle me if I don’t get to the point.” Rodney brought up several more screens; he hoped it was faster than Tony could read the text. “First, just know I didn’t do it for any nefarious purpose. I wasn’t thinking that way at all. I wasn’t even curious, not really! I just wanted to make sure you and your stuff back on Earth were okay. And then I started getting into it more, and—”

“Rodney.” Tony’s voice refocused him.

“Yeah, uh… well….” He cleared his throat again. “I might have hacked NCIS and a few financial institutions. Maybe the government, but just a little bit!”

Tony’s lips were twitching with suppressed amusement. “I figured that’s where you were going. I’m not upset. If I’d thought of it, I’d probably have asked you to do it anyway.”

Sometimes the level of faith Tony had in him blew Rodney’s mind.

“Right. Well, I found something with your name on it, and I remembered you said your father had used the Junior versus Senior thing to get some of your money once, so I made sure it wasn’t him. Because, um, the state of Maryland has you on record as being married.”

Tony blinked twice, zyr amusement turning to bewilderment. “I know you’re speaking English, but I’m so confused you might as well be speaking Urdu. How did Maryland get my marriage recorded?”

“It’s—it’s not the real one. It’s not your marriage to Ronon. I—”

Rodney made a frustrated noise and brought up the image of the document he’d found. He watched as Tony read through the certificate of marriage dated February 1, 2008. He saw the odd little twitch zy gave when zy saw zyr name listed as Male: Anthony D. DiNozzo, Jr. Then zy got to the next line. Female: Ziva R. David.

Tony went stiff; zyr eyes went wide, and zy made a pained sound. Zy stared at the screen in uncomprehending horror, not blinking. It was almost like Rodney could see Tony putting the pieces together and figuring out the rest of what he had to tell zyr. Then zy started to shake, zyr breathing turning into gasps. The pained sound became a high, anguished noise that escaped past gritted teeth. Zy started grabbing at Rodney with clawed fingers, all without looking away from the words on the screen.

If it had been an overloading ZedPM, if it had been a Wraith attack or an alien device about to detonate, Rodney could have dealt with it. But this was people, and he never knew what to do or say to handle people. Not even Tony. If he had, Tony wouldn’t have been panicking because Rodney wouldn’t have been such a moron! He didn’t know what else he would have done, but not this!

Even Rodney could recognize a panic attack, and a bad one. Rodney did the only thing he could think of….

“Get Ronon!” Rodney yelled even as he shoved the computer out of the way and grabbed Tony in a tight hug. He didn’t know if that was right, but Tony always hugged him when he was upset, so it couldn’t make things worse, could it?

//He comes now!//

Ronon appeared in a flash of light, sweaty, smelly, and dirty from where he’d been out working with the Athosians again. None of that mattered.

“What the fuck, McKay?!?!”

“I had to tell zyr! I had to tell zyr something bad!” Rodney shouted, almost as panicked as Tony. “I didn’t know! I didn’t want to hurt zyr; I didn’t know it would be this bad!”

He’d known it would be upsetting, but he’d never meant to do this! He’d thought he was getting zyr prepared for the really bad part. He’d thought he was easing zyr into it.

Ronon dropped to his knees beside the sofa and pulled Tony into his arms. His arm muscles flexed with how tightly he was holding zyr as zy keened and shook, zyr eyes fixed and no longer seeing anything in reality.

“Go get—we don’t have any more of that. Just get something to drink,” Ronon barked at him. “Water. Anything cold. Doesn’t matter.”

Rodney scrambled off the sofa, nearly tripping over his laptop. He ran through to the kitchen and jerked the refrigerator door open.

“Coldcoldcold,” he chanted as he stared. “Need cold.”

Nothing looked familiar even though he knew it all was. He was over often enough to know the contents almost as well as Tony did.

//Water, Rodney.// Atlantis’ voice was firm and calm, something to hold onto while he panicked. //Third shelf, left side. Take two bottles.//

“Right. Water. Cold water.”

Rodney grabbed a bottle, but his hand was shaking so badly he dropped it.

//Leave it. Take two others.//

“Yeah, others. Okay. I can do that.”

Rodney managed to get the two bottles and shut the door, then ran into the kitchen island, even though it was in the exact same spot it had been since Tony had moved in. He’d have a nasty bruise on his hip from that, but it didn’t matter. All that mattered was getting the water to Tony. Ronon said Tony needed cold water, so Rodney was going to bring zyr cold water.

Back in the piano room, he dropped to his knees so hard beside them that it jarred his body all the way to his shoulders.

Tony was dry-heaving over a bucket Atlantis must have conjured. Ronon was holding zyr steady and speaking to zyr quietly enough Rodney couldn’t understand. That was okay. It felt like it would be wrong to hear the soft words between the two of them. Rather than try to hear, he cracked open the bottle of water and held it out.

“Here. Rinse.”

“Zy’s not actually puking,” Ronon snarled.

“I know, I know!” Rodney sucked in a shuddering breath. “But if zy rinses zyr mouth and spits, it can trick zyr body in to thinking it puked and it’s all over.”

Rodney knew from personal experience it could work. It didn’t always, but if it was something emotional or mental that was making him want to puke, it usually did. He’d used the trick many, many times in his life.

Ronon didn’t say anything, but he grabbed the bottle and helped Tony get a mouthful, then spit it into the bucket. When it seemed to help, he helped zyr do the same thing a few more times before Tony was calm enough to take tiny sips and keep them down. The bucket disappeared, so Atlantis must’ve thought it was working too.

Ronon helped Tony turn in his arms so he was cradling zyr, rocking their bodies gently as he whispered to zyr.

//Drink your water, Rodney,// Atlantis murmured.

He looked down, shocked to see he was holding a second bottle of water.

“Oh.”

Obediently, he opened it and mirrored the tiny sips Tony was taking.

Rodney had no idea how much time passed, but he thought Tony passed out or fell asleep against Ronon’s chest. Either was possible. He knew from his own panic attacks that the exhaustion that followed could knock him out for an hour or more.

Ronon looked up and pinned him with eyes so furious he truly feared the man for the first time in years.

“What the fuck did you do?” he snarled, his lips curling in disgust.

Rodney swallowed. “I—I—I never meant—I mean, I found out something. I couldn’t not tell zyr! Atlantis agreed.”

“So you waited and ambushed zyr with it? Were you trying to make zyr lose the kyta?”

“No! I know… I know you can’t stand me, but I would never, never hurt Tony!” The thought hurt so much the words were like broken crystals in his mouth, painful just to say. “You—you hate me. I know. Fine. Join the fucking club—it’s got a huge membership list here and on Earth. My own sister hates me so much she’d rather humiliate me than talk to me.” 

Rodney’s jaw trembled, and he had to blink rapidly. His eyesight kept going fuzzy. Maybe Atlantis needed to take another look at that.

“You look at me and see a loser who’s only a little more useful than I am annoying. I get it. I’m bad with people. I don’t get the social cues everybody else seems to get. People don’t make sense to me. They never have.” He laughed, the sound flat and anguished. “You have no idea how many times my parents had me tested for some personality disorder. If a kid’s parents can’t stand him, you know there’s something seriously wrong with him, right?”

Rodney sniffed angrily and wiped away the water on his face. He had no idea where that had come from. It was annoying and didn’t even cool his face like he thought the water from the bottle should have.

“But here’s the thing: Tony looks at me like nobody else ever has. From the first time we talked, it was like zy knew me. I still don’t understand it, but zy just looked at me and saw me. Just me. Zy didn’t want my money. Zy didn’t care about all my degrees. Zy had no idea what I could do for zyr, and zy didn’t care. Any time I do something for Tony, zy gets all surprised and happy. Zy never expects it or thinks I should have done more or better or different.

“Zy never looks at me with pity when I don’t get something. Zy never embarrasses me or teases me with the stuff that is only funny to the people saying it. Tony is literally the only person in my entire life who has looked at me and seen me and still decided I was someone zy wanted as a friend. I’d rather kill; I’d rather die than hurt zyr.”

Rodney swiped at his face again, finally realizing that he was crying. Shit. Yet another thing for Ronon to mock him for.

“You’re in love with zyr.”

Rodney almost didn’t recognize that the gentle words were aimed at him and not Tony. It took looking up at Ronon’s face, which had a weird expression he didn’t understand. Big surprise.

“No, but I could have been,” he admitted truthfully. “It would’ve been really easy to fall in love with zyr, but zy picked me to be zyr family. You gave us the word, you moron. Zy’s my ayah.” Rodney tried to force his trembling lips into a smile. “Tony is the first family I’ve ever had who loves me back.”

Rodney thought about what he’d found out. He thought about what it had done to Tony already and what it was likely to do when zy found out the extent of it. Rage filled him.

“Those assholes back on Earth,” Rodney growled, his hands clenching into fists. “They hurt my ayah. They made me hurt my ayah.”

“Yeah, they did.” Ronon agreed, watching him curiously.

“I can’t hurt them physically, but they have no idea what they’ve done. Everything on Earth runs with computers, and those I understand.” Rodney lifted his chin and resolutely met Ronon’s eyes. “I’m going to rip them apart. I’m going to shred their finances, their credibility, and their entire lives until they only wish they’d been eaten by the Wraith. I’m going to destroy them, and I’m going to enjoy it.”

A slow, bloodthirsty smile curled Ronon’s lips, but what surprised Rodney was the look in his eyes: respect.

*~*~*~*

Tony groaned. Zyr lashes fluttered.

“Oh, good. Hot tea or cold water?” McKay asked, both drinks ready to deliver into Tony’s hands.

“Wha-?”

Ronon kissed the back of zyr neck, careful to keep zyr body balanced against his so that the pressure was off zyr hip joints as much as possible. He was still pissed that neither Tony nor Atlantis had told him Tony was hurting. That the information had come from McKay was doubly irritating.

Although… it seemed like Ronon might have misjudged McKay. He’d thought the scientist was purposely arrogant, annoying, and oblivious to anyone else’s feelings. Yeah, he probably developed some of those traits to push people away, but maybe it was just to keep them from criticizing him or making fun of him more than they already did. Ronon felt guilty for the times he’d been the one feeding an etja14 to its kin.15

If what he’d said was true, and Ronon had no reason to think otherwise, McKay didn’t understand people the way Ronon didn’t understand astrophysics, English idioms, or something Tony called country western music. He could study, try to mimic it, even appreciate it… a little. Not the music so much… but he’d never really understand it or be able to react the way Earthers wanted him to. If that’s how people were for McKay, then it wasn’t a surprise he said the wrong thing at the wrong time so often.

Aw, crap. Ronon was going to have to start being nice… nicer to him now. Dammit.

“You’re okay, m’kysra,” Ronon murmured, focusing on Tony. McKay could wait. “You’re safe. We’re on the sofa in the piano room, and McKay—Rodney is here with something for you to drink when you’re ready.”

Tony’s eyes opened. Zy frowned, and Ronon could tell zy was remembering what had happened. Zy raised one hand to cover zyr eyes and groaned.

“Shit. Now if I can just have a major panic attack in front of Teyla, I’ll have the whole set!”

McKay’s brow furrowed. “What are you talking about? What is zy talking about? I don’t get it.”

Tony heaved a sigh and dropped zyr hand back to the sofa.

“I managed to completely lose my mind in front of John when Ronon and I were still back on Earth. I had a panic attack and wrecked the very nice breakfast we were all eating. Today, I lost it in front of you so bad that you actually had to have Atlantis get Ronon to get me calmed down.” Zy reached back and patted Ronon’s thigh. “Let me sit up, caro.”

Ronon didn’t like it, but he knew Tony wouldn’t let zyrself be anything but upright and in control after being so out of control.

Hearing Tony explain to McKay what zy meant triggered hundreds of memories of zyr doing something similar. Tony always explained things, never talked down to him, and never teased him, all while acting like it was completely normal. No wonder McKay was so devoted to zyr.

As soon as they were both sitting up, McKay slid the little tray with the tea and water closer. Tony took the fresh bottle of water, and McKay’s shoulders went back, and he smirked a little, like he was satisfied he’d just fixed something meaningful. Given what Ronon now understood, that probably was how McKay felt. If people really were that frustrating to him, then it probably was a big deal when he got something right. A lot of things that irritated Ronon about McKay were starting to make more sense.

“So now I just need to completely flip my shit in front of Teyla, and all of AR-1 will have seen me humiliate myself.”

“Oh, you’re embarrassed,” McKay said, the rest of his confusion fading. “Well, that’s dumb. Maybe if it had been some of those muscle-bound morons who parade around the city like they’re god’s gift to humanity, then you could be embarrassed. But it’s just me. You know I’ve had my share of panic attacks.”

Tony choked on a laugh. “Yeah, but at least you can bitch your way through them most of the time. I get going, and I flash back to the blue lights. A minor panic attack turns into a major thing.” Zy frowned. “I don’t know why I’m doing it now. It makes no sense, but this is the second time in less than six months.”

Ronon made a note of the blue lights reference for later.

“Probably because you’re not pretending to be somebody else all the time.” Ronon shrugged when Tony gave him a surprised look. “You don’t have to put all your real feelings in a box and close ‘em up tight. You know I’m still messed up about everything that happened to me. Pretending it isn’t there doesn’t make it go away; it just delays it.”

Tony and McKay both were staring at him with the same expression. He wasn’t sure why because that was just common sense. No matter how long Ronon had been on the run and trying to forget, it hadn’t been until he’d come to Atlantis that he’d actually started to heal. Even then, there were things that he’d only been able to start to let go of once he’d faced them with one of his team or with Tony. He was still messed up in a lot of ways.

“Oh, that makes sense, actually,” McKay said. “It’s like no matter how many work-arounds you have, if you don’t go back and repair or replace the original coding, the program isn’t going to function properly. You’ll have to go back and fix it eventually.”

“So what was it?” Ronon asked.

Tony raised an eyebrow and took another drink of zyr water.

“What was it that sent you back to the blue lights?”

Tony gave a full-body flinch, and McKay was almost as bad.

“Shut up, you idiot!” McKay hissed. “I already hurt zyr. Zy doesn’t need you to make it worse!”

“No, it’s alright,” Tony said. Zy dragged both feet up on the sofa and let zyr head fall onto Ronon’s shoulder. “It wasn’t your fault, Rodney. I’m pretty sure you didn’t expect me to get what you were trying to tell me right away.”

“Which was?”

Tony gave another heavy sigh and exchanged a look with McKay. He pressed his lips together like he was refusing to say anything. Looking between the two of them, Ronon could tell he wasn’t going to get any further. He tried a different tactic.

“What are the blue lights?”

“Wow, let’s start with the easy question, huh?” Tony said bitterly. Zy scrubbed zyr face with both hands, then sighed. “Okay, so back when I was an agent, I got exposed to this disease. It was engineered to be incurable with any medications we had, so I had to go to a hospital to be treated. Even then, I had an 87% chance I’d die. I almost did.

“During that time, the room I was quarantined in had these special blue lights that were supposed to kill any bacteria I breathed out, so I’d lie there, drowning in my own lungs and thinking I was going to die.”

“So now when you panic, it makes you feel like you can’t breathe. Not being able to breathe makes your mind think you’re back there.”

“Yeah, pretty much.” Tony dropped zyr gaze to where Ronon had laced their fingers together.

“I—I don’t understand why that thing I showed you made you panic today, though,” McKay said, watching Tony as carefully as Ronon had ever seen him watch his precious computers.

“Well, it kind of ties in, actually. See the only thing that made that time I was dying remotely tolerable was my partner. Kate pretended to be sick too so she could stay with me as long as possible. She kept teasing me, picking at me and reminding me I wasn’t dead yet until they kicked her out. Not long after that, she was shot right in front of me.”

“Did you get the guy who did it?”

“Yeah. Yeah we did. We also got a new woman on our team, and she was very little like Kate. In some ways, that was a good thing. I never looked over at the desk where Kate sat and expected her to be there. Not with this other woman sitting there. One of the biggest differences was Kate at least respected my ability as an investigator. Because of the masks I wore, she never thought I was more than an egotistical, chauvinistic pig, but she didn’t think I was an idiot. Her replacement didn’t even respect me that much. No matter what I did, she went out of her way to make sure I knew I was beneath her.”

Tony made a noise that was probably supposed to be a laugh. It sounded a lot more like a sob to Ronon’s ears.

“Sometimes I wondered if that’s literally what she wanted. She’d blow hot and cold, and I never knew if she wanted to fight me or fuck me on any given day. What’s worse, it was her brother who murdered Kate. To top it all off, she was the one who had put together the report on my team that her brother had used to decide which of us to kill. Her name is Ziva David.”

McKay’s eyes went huge and round, and he gasped in so hard he choked on his own spit.

“Yeah, so you can see why I was a little upset when I saw a marriage certificate for me and Ziva David, dated the very day that I met Ronon.”

Ronon saw red. “What.”

Tony’s lips curled up in a grim smile. “You remember I told you I’d gone to my boss that day?”

“Your taskmaster.” Ronon nodded.

“Right. Well, I found out from him that Ziva was going to be deported back to her own country, but she didn’t want to go. She’d spun some lie to my boss that she and I had been in a relationship, and she must have heavily implied she was pregnant with my kid. I told him it was physically impossible, that I’d never laid a hand on her that way, but I managed to out myself as a kysra at the same time. Obviously, I didn’t marry Ziva.

“As soon as I saw that marriage certificate, I knew Gibbs, my boss, had decided that he was going to use me to keep Ziva in the country. He’d long since proven he preferred her to me, so it wouldn’t bother him to sacrifice me to keep her. He wouldn’t even have to go far. I had two coworkers who would have fallen over themselves to do whatever Gibbs wanted them to do. I have no doubt Abby or McGee or both forged the license and the certificate.”

Tony paused, and something told Ronon that wasn’t the end. He was proven right after Tony took a couple sips of water and licked zyr lips so zy could continue.

“Rodney, you know how I just told you that I’m trained to hear what people say and what they don’t say?”

“Yeah….”

“Well, the second I saw that certificate, I knew that if Gibbs was willing to go that far, he would’ve had Ziva’s name put on all my finances, my property, and anything else they could find. I also know Ziva. She’s a first-class bitch who would’ve been thrilled to get her hands on it. I have nothing left, do I? No money in the bank, no retirement, no investments. It’s all gone, right?”

“I—I could have missed something.”

Tony shook zyr head. “You and I both know better than that,” zy said gently. “I’m just glad I went on that huge shopping spree, and John was willing to push for all the exceptions so I could bring all my stuff with me. She’d have sold – or set on fire – my piano purely out of spite. As it is, I have everything that mattered to me, and that’s what I have to remember. I think it was just the shock of realizing that everything I’d worked and saved for my whole life was suddenly gone.”

“I’ll get it back for you, Tony,” McKay offered. “You know I can.”

“No, don’t bother. I have to admit I’m impressed she managed to get the trust fund my mother left me. Not even my piece-of-shit father was able to get his hands on that.”

“It’s not right,” Ronon snarled. “That can’t be legal, not even on a backwards planet like Earth.”

“No,” McKay agreed, his blue eyes full of the same furious fire they had been when he’d vowed to get revenge. “It’s not. Let me get it back for you, please, Tony. Let me do that much.”

Tony waved him off. “It’s okay. I have some rainy-day accounts I set up under a couple aliases a long time ago, and you know? It might even be a good thing. I chose to be Tony Dex here on purpose, not Anthony DiNozzo or even Anthony Dex. It could be a good thing to have split completely from that world. I’ll need your skills to buy stuff using my Darius Paddington accounts. That’ll be plenty.”

“No, it’s not,” Ronon growled.

He turned Tony’s face toward him and kissed zyr. Normally, he’d never let himself be possessive because Tony should only ever belong to zyrself, but he figured giving zyr a hard, possessive kiss was better than walking back through the Gate and killing everyone on that fucking planet.

When he pulled back, Tony looked a little stunned.

“It’s not enough. You’ll never belong to anyone else; not even your old Earth name should be taken from you. You were willing to marry me and be Tony Dex, so now I’m asking you to let me marry you for Earth paperwork too.”

Seeing that Tony was cautiously interested, he continued, “When we talked to Jimmy, you made it sound like we’d been together a long time. If you let him, I bet McKay can fix it in their computers so those say we’ve been together a long time too, at least long enough that you can do something to get your money back.”

McKay sat up straight, his hands already twitching toward his laptop.

“He’s right, Tony! I can make it so you and Ronon have a civil union for as far back as you want. That would make that bitch’s fraud that much more obvious, and I have plenty of money to throw at a lawyer to make sure you get your money back. Even if you don’t want it, save it for mini-Dex and however many other mini-Dexes come along.”

Tony stared between the two of them.

“Oh, crap. The two of you are agreeing on something?” Zy started to smile faintly. “I don’t have a hope in hell of arguing you out of it, do I?”

“Nope.”

“Not really. I bet Atlantis agrees too.”

//Yesssss,// she hissed furiously. //Such disrespect to my Kysra is not to be borne!//

Tony raised zyr hands in defeat. “Okay, okay. I know when I’m out-voted. Do it, Rodney. Pick a date and witness for after the middle of last October. Before that would be… problematic.”

Tony had a weird tone. Ronon would have to ask zyr why before then would’ve been a problem. Had zy been involved with someone?

“It was a case,” Tony said, noticing how Ronon was watching zyr. “I was undercover, and I had to date the target’s daughter. It was a mess.”

“Okay. October or the next month is good,” Ronon said, deciding to drop it for the moment.

“You’ll have to hack NCIS and get my schedule, Rodney. I worked my ass off, but I can’t honestly remember what cases happened when, or which days I was at work so long that dating would’ve been impossible.”

Rodney shot zyr a scathing look, his fingers flying on his computer keys.

“Please, do you really think I didn’t capture everything remotely related to you?” He typed fast for a while, then asked, "How do you feel about November 10th? You could say you and Ronon started dating, and it was a whirlwind romance. You got married not even a month after you met.”

Ronon shrugged. “Fine with me.”

“If you say it works with my schedule for back then, I don’t care. The only wedding date that matters is Einstein 9th.”

Ronon cupped Tony’s cheek and pressed a soft kiss to zyr lips.

“Meraska,” he murmured.

“Husband,” Tony whispered back.

Rodney pretended to gag, but now that Ronon was looking for such things, he noted the small smile the scientist was trying to hide.

“There!” Rodney announced sometime later. “I am brilliant, as usual. You may express your adoration in chocolate and coffee at any time.”

“It’s all set for the next databurst?”

“Yes, but it’s even better.”

“Why, what did you do?”

“Well, when they let Ronon go to the hotel, they had to give him and official ID. They made him a foreign diplomat. Since you’re married according to the laws of his country, you and any children you have are covered under that law.”

Tony started laughing and couldn’t seem to stop.

Ronon wasn’t sure why, but he assumed it meant Rodney had done something really smart. Maybe this was a time he could make up for being such a sa’te wreth to McKay all those times.

“Good job.”

Rodney, who had been watching Tony laugh with a fond smile, jerked and stared at Ronon.

“For protecting our family,” he was forced to explain. “Good job.”

“Oh. Yeah. Okay. Uh, thanks?”

Geez. If he’d known it would make Rodney almost silent, Ronon would’ve complimented him a long time ago.

“Right. I’m going to go back to my lab and do important things now. You two should really take a shower, a bath, something.”

“Are you saying I stink?” Tony demanded playfully.

He closed up his computer and got up without complaining about his back or his knees, which Ronon thought was odd. Maybe he just didn’t want to complain when Tony had been so upset earlier.

“You smell like.... What’s the thing that Lorain say?” He snapped his fingers fast several times, trying to remember. “Oh, right.” He moved to the doorway and actually started backing out of the room completely. “You both smell like the south end of a north-bound aknata. You should do something about that before you come to supper.”

“Jerk!” Tony laughingly called out after him.

Ronon didn’t think it had hurt Rodney’s feelings, and Tony was back to chuckling helplessly. Maybe it wasn’t such a bad thing to have him for a brother-in-law.

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Chapter 8

Chernday, YangHui 20, First Year of the Returned
(May 20, 2008)

Tony and Wolfe were meeting with Carter in her office to go over the progress they’d made and the changes they were hoping to implement in the few days they had left before the Daedalus – and Mason Grant – arrived, and Tony was no longer the Chief Investigator. Over the course of their entire meeting, Tony had been distracted by the weirdest sound. It was like a combination of two cement blocks being dragged across one another, and a flatulent elephant. Or what zy assumed a flatulent elephant would sound like. It was the weirdest, loudest thing, and neither Carter nor Wolfe seemed to hear it. At all. Tony was beginning to question zyr sanity.

“I noticed that you changed that clause we talked about last time,” Carter was saying. “I didn’t understand why it was such a big deal until you just explained it though. That was a good catch.”

“I’m sorry,” Tony interrupted, unable to take it anymore, “but really? Do neither of you hear that?!”

Carter tried to cover her laughter with a cough, but Wolfe didn’t bother. He guffawed loudly and slapped his hand on his knee.

Carter huffed, “Fine, fine. Zy lasted a lot longer than I thought zy would. Certainly longer than you did!”

With that odd pronouncement, she rose and went to the large, biometrically locked safe. She pressed her entire palm against the pressure plate, then spouted off a long string of letters and numbers. The safe opened with a beep.

“I want you to know I did not take this matter lightly.” She sighed heavily and reached inside, pulling out… a Snickers bar?!

Whatever Tony’s face was doing set Wolfe off again, and he barely could hold his hand still for Carter to smack the chocolate bar into it.

“That was my very last candy bar. I’ll have you know I bet that you would give in to your curiosity before we got half way through your changes.”

“A bet’s a bet.” Wolfe ripped open the packaging, taking a big bite off the end and making a show of closing his eyes and moaning in ecstasy.

“Wait, you bet on me?”

“Yeah,” the Colonel admitted. “It’s the sound. Nobody has been able to last more than five minutes without asking, so I thought it was a sure bet you’d break about then or a little longer. Wolfe bet you’d last at least half way through the updates.”

“And you lost your last chocolate bar because I’m more polite—and worried about my sanity – than I am curious.”

“Pretty much.”

Wolfe offered Tony the unbitten end. “Want some? Sharing is only right, since you did help me win.”

Tony snorted. “No, thanks. If you had red hots or those cinnamon fish things, I’d be all over it. Chocolate doesn’t taste good to me lately.”

“You poor bastard.”

Even Carter was giving zyr a pitying look.

“What I will take is an answer to my question. What the hell is that horrible noise?”

“C’mere. I’ll show you.” Carter chuckled as she moved toward the other side of the room where a panel that had looked solid somehow detached and slid back. The noise immediately grew louder.

Tony followed, knowing Atlantis would warn zyr if it were something dangerous. Zy took her silence as a good thing. When zy made it to the door and looked out onto the balcony, zyr jaw dropped.

Carter actually giggled before clearing her throat and pretending she’d never made such a girly noise.

“Is that—is that Starsong?” zy asked incredulously.

She nodded, and Tony felt Wolfe come up behind zyr.

“It’s a helluva noise for such a pretty creature, isn’t it?”

What was either a new, or extensively remodeled, balcony boasted a massive sandbox, a kiddie-sized pool of water, and a female tanricu. The tanricu was spread out on her belly on the sand, her bright blue wings splayed wide. Her torso rose and fell in rhythm with the awful noise, and it finally occurred to Tony:

“Is she seriously snoring? Her snoring is what’s making that noise?!”

Carter giggled again and actually had to cover her mouth with her hand. Once she got herself under control, she nodded.

“Yeah. This is her prime sunbaking time, when the direct sunlight fills her entire sandbox. Atlantis made this for us, and there’s another one attached to my new quarters.” She grinned. “I had to move, since there wasn’t exactly room for Starsong in my old ones.”

Starsong shifted in her sleep, and her left wing moved back enough that zy could see her head. The snoring started up again, only this time zy could see the dark grey feathers that were sticking out of the side of her mouth.

“Oh no!” Carter exclaimed, her expression somewhere between dismay and disgust. At Tony’s questioning look, she explained, “I really hate it when she eats the fisher birds. They give her terrible gas.”

Tony stared at her incredulously, then cracked up.

“You can only laugh because she’s not in your house when she—uh—lets go.”

Of course, that just made it worse, and zy was forced to head back into the office and retake zyr chair, Wolfe and Carter close behind zyr.

“It’s really the worst thing about having bonded to her. Atlantis had to install one of the fumigation units like the experimental chemistry labs have,” Carter explained with a chagrined look.

//It is horrific, Tony. I had to figure out a way to vent the fumes directly above the atmosphere.// Atlantis confirmed. //The first time it happened, Colonel Carter thought she was the victim of a chemical attack.//

Tony did not put zyr head down on the desk and give in to uncontrollable mirth, but it was a close thing.

“Just you wait!” Carter snapped, though she was chuckling. “Starsong might very well be the answer to all of our Wraith problems! A couple of fisher birds and a day within range of one of those organic ships, and they’d all be dead.”

“She’ll have to change her name to Wraithsbane,” Wolfe tossed out.

After that, it took them all several minutes to calm down.

“My life is so surreal,” Tony marveled. “Atlantis, would you bring us a few of the special stock and some of the secret brew?”

Wolfe and Carter gave zyr odd looks only as long as it took the homemade oatmeal raisin cookies and fresh, cold milk to materialize on the desk between them.

After biting into one, Carter declared, “You are officially my favorite. Where did you get these?”

Tony grinned. “I made them yesterday evening, actually. The sad part is that was the absolute last of the food and baking supplies I brought with me. I still have junk food type stuff, but if you want any more cookies, you’ll have to get me supplies under the table.”

“I will make it happen,” she declared, then closed her eyes to savor her next bite.

They sat back and enjoyed the cookies, all of them happy for the break. Once their snack was gone, Carter going so far as to lick her fingers and use it to pick up the tiny crumbs on the plate, they were forced to return to the topic at hand.

“I have a question about this requisition.”

“Okay.”

“Tony, why didn’t you ever put in a request for any of this for yourself? Why are you worried about making sure Grant has an office, interview rooms, and all this equipment?”

“Because I didn’t need it,” Tony replied, surprised that the question hadn’t been something more difficult, like the reason zy was requesting an outer office for a public access desk and an inner office area where Grant would be able to keep evidence boards and other things the public shouldn’t see. “None of the crimes I worked required the equipment that would give results that could be used in court. The major crime Wolfe and I dealt with was the one with evidence tampering and the cover-up of criminal actions by others. All of that was in the database, and Rodney was able to pull the evidence for me. That will definitely stand up in court, though it won’t go that far because no one wants to explain the whole Stargate program.

“Everything else was small-time stuff, for which I mostly handed down sentences for restitution and community service. There was only one case where we had to have DNA, and Wolfe took that one since the accused was under his authority. Plus, just like we discussed, Atlantis has started doing more real-time surveillance of the public areas, and now that she’s awake and has changed the coding, it isn’t like anybody can just break into any of the secured areas.”

“I think it helps that we have more security-minded people in charge of the more sensitive areas,” Wolfe offered.

Tony had to agree with that. “Doc Xander has completely changed the way medicine and controlled substances are stored, not to mention who can access which substances, so the use and sale of medical supplies isn’t a problem anymore. After I came down on that botanist who was trying to create a market for that hallucinogenic plant, the sciences all took a look at their procedures and instituted something similar. Knowing Atlantis can make whatever kind of storage and security they need has helped immensely.”

Carter still looked perplexed, and she was tapping her nails on her chair.

“I think what the Colonel is asking is if you didn’t need all this, then why would Grant?”

“The one thing I’ve learned is that as security measures increase, so will a criminal’s determination to commit a crime,” Tony explained with a wry smile. “Not all of them will be deterred, and Grant will one day need every bit of this.” Zy shrugged. “Eventually, we’re going to get someone who is determined and sees the security measures as a challenge. When that happens, Grant should be prepared and should have all the right equipment to do just as thorough an investigation as he would if he worked for NCIS, the FBI, or any other alphabet agency.”

Rather than reassuring her, that answer actually seemed to make Carter more upset, if the way her lips pressed tightly together and her brow furrowed was any indication.

“I know I shouldn’t be saying this out loud at all, but I really wish you were staying Chief Investigator. I’m going to try to figure out a way that you’ll either be equal to or above Grant. Wolfe, Sheppard, and I haven’t given up on the idea of an Arbiter, but we’re going to have to be careful how we do it so the IOA doesn’t just appoint someone to that position too.”

Tony was saved from trying to find a reply to Carter’s statement.

“Unscheduled activation.”

Zy, Wolfe, and Carter all startled at the announcement that came through their comms. The Stargate lit up, the wormhole forming before any of them could do anything but stand and hurry to the window overlooking the Gate.

Before Carter could radio to ask who it was, Rodney McKay burst through the event horizon. If that weren’t alarming enough—Tony knew for a fact that AR-1 wasn’t due home for several hours—the Gate closed again without Ronon, John, and Teyla coming through first.

Carter and Tony looked at each other: something must’ve gone horribly wrong.

“Should I—?”

“Atlantis, get Tony!” Rodney shouted frantically.

Tony was out the door and flying down the staircase.

“Rodney! What’s wrong?”

Up close, Rodney was a wreck. He looked like he’d been in a fist-fight, and his uniform was as dirty as if he’d been rolling on the ground. He had a nasty split lip, and a black eye already forming.

“Tony!” Rodney gasped, grabbing zyr upper arms. “It’s Ronon. Something happened.”

Tony felt all the blood drain from zyr face and nearly stumbled. Cold fear worse than anything Tony had ever experienced spiked through zyr heart.

“Is he—?” Wolfe demanded from behind them.

Rodney raised a shaking hand to wipe the sweat from his face, but only succeeded in smearing the dirt and blood further.

“No, no. He’s alive,” Rodney panted. “But something happened.”

Rodney’s gaze darted around the room.

“Hey, Atlantis. Can we get a little privacy? And chairs?” He licked his lips, then wiped the back of his hand over his mouth to get rid of the blood. “And maybe some water?”

Atlantis herself appeared, frowning deeply. She opened a water bottle and handed it to Rodney, her hand steadying his to help him drink.

“Rodney is injured. Shall I remove you all to the infirmary?” she asked Colonel Carter.

“Yes, that’s a good idea.”

Rodney swallowed and shook his head. “No time. Gotta go back.”

“Then the Colonel’s office,” Atlantis insisted.

“Yeah, okay.”

There was that split second of oddness that had become familiar Tony, and then they all were back in Carter’s office, the once-clear glass now opaque.

“Sit, Kysra,” Atlantis instructed, “before you fall down.”

Surprised to realize that zy was shaking, Tony allowed Atlantis to help zyr sit even as Carter was helping Rodney and taking his P90 from him at the same time.

“Rodney,” Tony croaked. “What happened to Ronon?”

Slightly calmer, Rodney took a deep breath and began to explain, “Everything was going really well with the negotiation, and we came to an agreement. I’ve already bitched to you about how everything in Pegasus has to be finalized over a meal. That went okay too, or I thought it was. They didn’t have anything that seemed to be weirder than normal, anyway.

“Then, about half way through the meal, Ronon lost his mind. He jumped up, did this terrifying battle cry thing, then swept everything off the table. He started picking people at random and going after them, beating the crap out of them.”

“What?!”

“I know, not exactly his usual behavior, no matter how much I mock him or call him cave-Dex. The natives seemed to be horrified, but they also seemed to recognize the state he was in, and they evacuated the tent we were all in… which was good, because it took Ronon about five minutes to completely destroy the thing. Sheppard, Teyla, and I all tried to get him to calm down, but it was like he had no idea who we were. Then the locals dragged us out.”

“That’s how you got that shiner?” Carter asked.

“Yeah.” Rodney’s gaze slid back to Tony. “I’ve had an appreciation for your husband’s strength ever since he decided I needed to learn self-defense again, but I realized today that he’d never used even a fraction of his real strength on me. He tossed me across the room like a ragdoll.”

Tony felt like zy was going to be sick.

“Then what?”

“It turns out Ronon got drugged with this mushroom that they have—not one of truffle ones we were trying to trade for. This was something else. Sheppard said Ronon’s reaction reminded him of what historians thought the Vikings used to eat before battle, some kind of primitive PCP.”

“How did this happen?” Carter demanded.

“We’re not sure. We thought the food, but then we’d all have gotten some.”

“For fuck’s sake, why Ronon?” Tony blurted out.

“The women were all talking and giggling about how hot Ronon was, especially after they learned he was from Sateda—the first Sateda—originally. He had no time for them, for obvious reasons—” Rodney gestured at Tony. “The drug, poison, whatever, can affect people two ways: make them want to fight or make them want to—” Rodney made a vague, waving motion. “—you know, have sex. The only reason we can think of is that somebody was hoping the poison would affect him the other way, and they’d get him in their beds. Or wherever.”

“That sounds like it increases testosterone exponentially along with whatever else it does,” Wolfe said.

Carter nodded. “That’s dangerous enough on its own, and I can’t think it would be safe to try to counter it with a random hormone cocktail. I’m going to get our toxicologists and Doc Xander on this immediately.”

“We don’t have time to come up with an antidote!” Rodney shouted. “Ronon is out there right now hurting himself by punching and kicking trees and who knows what else when he can’t find a human enemy. Somebody said something about man-sized boars in the forests!”

Tony felt a cold bottle being pressed into zyr hands and discovered Atlantis had opened a water for zyr and was urging zyr to drink. Like with Rodney, she had to steady zyr hands so zy didn’t spill it all over zyrself.

Carter’s expression turned grim. “I’ll call Doc Xander and have him bring up a tranquilizer.”

“No!” Rodney objected immediately. “The locals said that the drug has to work its way through his system naturally. Any attempt to counter it—or even just restrain him physically—could lead to permanent insanity or death by what sounded like a heart attack or maybe a stroke. I don’t understand why, but that’s what they said.”

Not being able to simply tranquilize Ronon was a problem, but there had to be something they could do.

“Then what’s the plan?” Wolfe demanded, echoing Tony’s thoughts. “You all must have one, or you wouldn’t have come back.”

“An elder told us that if the, uh, if the victim is attracted to a person, the violent side of the drug sometimes can be switched from fight to lust. We all know that Ronon would never forgive himself for cheating on Tony.”

Wolfe interjected, “Killing him would be kinder than forcing him to have sex with someone else.”

“That’s what Teyla said, so she and Sheppard stayed to help get the locals herded somewhere safe, and they sent me back to get Tony and a couple teams to set up a perimeter guard around them until the toxin had, ah, worn itself out.”

“They can’t get him back through the Gate?”

“No. Last I checked, they were trying to herd him toward a less inhabited area, but anyone and anything who gets his attention kind of gets smashed.” Rodney crushed the empty water bottle in his hand. “Hulk-like.”

“I’ll go. I have to go. Please, Colonel.” Tony wasn’t too proud to beg if that’s what it took.

Carter pressed her lips together into a thin, unhappy line, but she nodded sharply. “Gear up and….” She stopped mid-sentence and flushed. “Actually, just get what you need from your quarters. It’ll only take the other teams ten minutes to be ready, so be back here asap.”

Then she touched her comm and said, “Recon Six gear up; Search and Rescue one and two, gear up. Be in the Gateroom in ten to be briefed.” She closed the channel, then touched the comm again, “Carter to Doc Xander. Please have an emergency kit and two of your people prepared to go through the Gate in ten. They’ll be dealing with a poisoning victim; the toxin is from a mushroom,  possibly mushroom spores. According to locals, the toxin causes—”

Atlantis beamed Tony into zyr and Ronon’s bathroom, then steadied zyr on zyr feet when zy stumbled.

“I’m okay, thanks.”

“You are not, but you will be,” Atlantis said firmly. A tube of medical-grade lubricant appeared in her hand, which she extended to zyr. “You should thoroughly prepare your body, Tony. Your husband will not be able to arouse you as he normally does, and you are tense and frightened.”

Tony blinked stupidly. Oh. That hadn’t even occurred to zyr. What Atlantis was leaving unsaid was that Tony’s body wouldn’t be slick, relaxed, or stretched. Taking Ronon’s cock was going to hurt, probably a lot.

Zy really was off zyr game. Then again, zy had never had someone zy loved the way zy loved Ronon be in such a dangerous state. Hopefully, Tony’s brain would catch up pretty soon so zy wouldn’t feel so dazed and stupid.

“Yeah, thanks,” zy repeated.

Atlantis gave zyr privacy to do as she’d suggested. Tony could only hope zy had done a good enough job. Once finished, zy went to zyr closet and stared at zyr clothing. How the hell did one dress when preparing to rape one’s husband… if they were lucky and the drug turned like the locals said it would?

“Tony,” Atlantis said softly, appearing next to zyr again. “I have brought you medical scrubs. The seams have been loosened so they will be easy enough to remove if you have time. If Ronon decides to rip them from your body, it is no loss. I have instructed Doc Xander to send two additional sets in your and Ronon’s sizes for when you return.”

Tony swallowed thickly and shed the robe zy had put on temporarily.

“Thank you. I didn’t think. I can’t—”

“Tony!” Atlantis snapped, making zyr blink and snapping zyr out of zyr mental fog. “You are ready. You will go through the Gate. You will gain your husband’s attention, and you will be successful in turning the violence of the drug to lust. You will lie together, just as you have many, many times here in my structure. Once you both are well, you will return to me.”

The confidence in Atlantis’ unwavering gaze—strange and black as her eyes were today—gave Tony the faith and the calm zy needed.

“Right. You’re right. The teams will protect us, we’ll have marathon sex like we do on our days off, and we’ll come back just fine.”

Atlantis smirked, teasing gently, “You and Ronon are always so eager to copulate that I will not be surprised if neither of you realize when the drug wears off. I must tell Rodney to have you brought back once the two of you can no longer orgasm and lose consciousness in one another’s arms. I know that has happened more than once. In fact, I recall having to move you from the bath to your bed so you would not drown.”

Tony snorted. “You should tell him that, just so I can see the expression on his face.”

From there, everything was a blur until the Jumper was landing.

“Sit tight,” a young Corporal ordered in a slight Southern drawl when Tony started to stand. “Let us secure the perimeter first, got it? I’m not going back and telling Atlantis I wasn’t careful with her kysra. Not telling Ronon Dex we let you take chances either. Don’t need that kind’a ass-kickin’, even if the Great Lady fixed me up from before.”

“Got it,” Tony replied.

The young Marine looked familiar, but Tony couldn't quite place him until he shifted and zy could read his surname. The last time Tony had seen Austin Red Eagle had been from a distance, and he'd looked like such an angry, miserable mess that Tony had meant to keep an eye out for him. This young man with his long, dark braid and kind, blue eyes bore little resemblance to the version Tony had seen. He was as serious as the situation called for, but the loss of the anger and unhappiness had lifted a massive weight from his shoulders.

It seemed like forever, but it was probably closer to two minutes before Teyla herself came to get Tony.

“Tony,” she murmured, drawing zyr into an embrace. “I am very glad you are here. You understand what has happened?”

“Yeah, I know. Just tell me there’s some place I can try to lure Ronon so we’re not giving the whole village a free show.”

Seeming to take heart from Tony’s confidence, Teyla stood taller and tried to smile.

“Yes, we have prepared a tent at the edge of the village. Their strongest, swiftest fighters are luring Ronon to that place as we speak, but perhaps it will be more productive if you simply go there and call to him. You are Ronon’s very heart; I believe he will know you even in the madness that has taken his logical mind.”

Tony swallowed nervously, but nodded zyr agreement.

“Then let’s go, warrior queen. I’ve got a husband to wrangle.”

Teyla led zyr quickly past the village to a hastily erected tent made of animal hides at the very edge of the settlement. It was shaped like an upside-down cone, much like the tents zy had seen in Earth history books about the early Native Americans. The flap was pinned open, and Teyla assured zyr that she would close it personally as soon as zy and Ronon were safely inside. Tony was just glad to see that the entire area within the tent had been layered with thick hides, furs, and blankets, making it as soft and comfortable as it could be under the circumstances.

A roar of unadulterated fury rent the air. Tony winced, but scrutinized the forest in that direction, trying to see zyr husband. A few seconds later, three fighters who had clearly had their asses thoroughly kicked shot by, either unaware or uncaring of all the people watching.

“He follows! Prepare!” the fourth one yelled, limping as fast as he could after his companions.

Sure enough, Ronon burst from within the forest. His clothing was torn and covered in everything from food and weeds to blood. His hair was a dirty, tangled mess rather than the neatly pulled-back tail Tony had seen that morning. Most disturbing, Ronon’s face seemed inhuman. Even at that distance, Tony could see the whites of his eyes as he whipped his head around and sought out more enemies.

He truly looked crazy, like the insane berserker in Earth’s Viking legends.

“Get back, everyone,” Tony ordered in a calm voice.

Zy wanted zyr husband back, whole and sane. Zy refused to fail.

When he was close enough, Tony yelled, “Ronon, I’m here! Come to me, husband!”

Zy hoped that hearing his name and his title – the title he held more precious than his name – would reach through the poison in his system to the man beneath.

Ronon paused, and his eyes rolled wildly. He growled, searching madly for the voice that had called to him. He even stuck his nose in the air, as if he could scent Tony that way.

“Ronon, come to me!” Tony tried again.

Unfortunately, the fight-or-flight instinct of one of the locals kicked in, and the man cried out and ran, gaining Ronon’s attention. Tony barely had time to wonder what the idiot was doing in an area that was supposed to have been cleared.

Ronon bellowed and started after him, so Tony did the only thing zy could: zy bolted after him and tackled him to the ground. Furious, Ronon grappled against zyr and tried to pin zyr, but Tony put zyr experience from the police force and NCIS to good use and rolled them until zy was on top.

Ronon screamed his rage, but Tony shouted. “Ronon, husband! It’s me, Tony!”

Ronon stilled, his teeth bared in a snarl. Tony could almost see him fighting against the drug, trying to recognize zyr, so zy straddled him and ground their crotches together.

“Husband, I need you. Ronon.”

Ronon was still, other than his panting and growling, his expression still so crazed that the whites of his eyes were showing all around, and his nostrils were flaring even as he gulped in air through his mouth.

“Okay, scent. Let’s try that.”

Tony sat on Ronon’s hips and stripped off the scrub top, then stretched forward so zy could press Ronon’s face into the space between zyr neck and shoulder.

“See, caro, it’s me. You know me.”

Ronon growled deep in his chest, and his arms came up around Tony and clamped down tight fingers digging painfully into Tony’s back.

“Yeah, that’s it, Ronon. You know me.”

Tony hoped zy sounded more confident than zy was. Zyr heart was racing, and with the way he was digging his fingers into zyr, Tony was more than a little afraid Ronon would rip zyr apart.

Ronon flipped them over, pinning Tony to the rough ground. He roared into Tony’s face. Tony took a chance and dragged his head down to seal their mouths together.

Ronon reared back, shocked, but he licked his lips as he stared at Tony, trying to make sense of the person who didn’t run from him, didn’t fight him.

Tony spread zyr legs, letting Ronon drop between. Zy carefully eased zyr hands over Ronon’s ass, pulling him against zyr as zy canted zyr hips.

“You want me, don’t you? You already know me, know how we fit together like this. Come back to me, caro. Take me, dahrym,” zy crooned.

Ronon frowned and growled, but it was less furious, more confused than anything.

Tony could feel Ronon’s cock getting hard through his leathers and zyr scrub pants, so at least there was more hope he wouldn’t kill zyr.

One hand went to Tony’s throat, but zy didn’t fight. Instead, zy tilted zyr head back and moaned softly, undulating beneath him.

Ronon grunted. He dragged zyr hand down Tony’s chest, scraping over zyr nipple. Zyr hypersensitivity made zyr shudder from discomfort, but zy hoped Ronon would think it was a shudder of pleasure.

“nnnnyyy—t-t-t—ohhh—T—oh—ny?”

Tony wanted to shout in triumph. Ronon was still in there! Now zy just had to get him to let the drug flip to lust and burn itself out.

“Yeah, Ronon, amore mio, it’s me. It’s your Tony.”

“Mmmm—kissss. M’kyssss,” Ronon stuttered out his favorite term of endearment for Tony. “Mmmerah—ah. Mer—ah-ss—ka.”

“Yeah, caro, I’m your kysra, your meraska.”

Ronon’s expression cleared further, though nowhere near sane, and he ground himself against zyr.

“Wa—aaa—want.”

“Good, that’s good. I want you too.”

“Noo—ww.”

“Yes, you can have me. Let’s go to over there, to the tent, okay?”

Ronon bellowed incoherently and snapped his teeth at zyr, furious at what he thought was denial.

“You can have me, husband, I just don’t want everyone around us to see you naked.” Calling attention to the Marines only a few yards away was a gamble, but Tony really didn’t want to get fucked on the hard ground with so many witnesses. “You don’t want them to see me, do you? You don’t want them to see me naked when you take me, do you, husband?”

This time, Ronon growled then bared his teeth in pure threat, but it wasn’t aimed at Tony. He stretched out over Tony, covering zyr as much as zy could.

“Yeah, me neither. Let’s go to the tent, okay? Then you can have me.”

Ronon snarled and gnashed his teeth in frustration. He crouched over Tony and pulled at zyr arm.

“You want me to go first?”

Ronon grunted.

Wary in case zy had read him wrong, Tony eased up and out from under Ronon, who shot to his feet as soon as Tony was up on one knee. He was still whipping his head around, growling and baring his teeth at anyone he thought was looking their way as he herded Tony toward the tent.

As soon as they were inside, Ronon tore at his own clothing, ripping off ties and snapping seams.

Tony shucked off zyr scrub pants and lay back in the soft furs and blankets, grateful for the padding between zyr and the hard ground. Zy was even more grateful when the pinned-open flap closed, guaranteeing zy wouldn’t have to deal with an audience when Ronon fucked zyr. It was bad enough that they would hear them.

Ronon shoved Tony’s legs open and settled himself between them, rubbing his hard cock against Tony’s pelvis and disinterested cock. He reached between them and touched zyr opening. Tony took a shuddering breath and braced zyrself, but Ronon stopped suddenly.

“T-tony. M’kyss-raa. Yyy—esss?”

Tony blinked back tears. Even drugged out of his mind, Ronon still wanted permission.

“Yes, caro. Always yes to you,” zy murmured, zyr hands coming up to hold his broad shoulders. “And you? Do you say yes?”

Ronon gave a predatory flash of teeth and hissed his consent too. Then he was pressing the head of his cock insistently against zyr opening.

Tony couldn’t help crying out when Ronon pushed through zyr tense muscles and thrust in to the hilt without any further preparation. Zy panted in short, sharp breaths through clenched teeth and tried to relax, tried to push back against him, anything to ease the burning pain. Zy blessed Atlantis for having had zyr prepare zyrself. Zy couldn’t imagine how bad it would be if zy hadn’t. Zy knew zy was making pained noises every time Ronon moved, but zy couldn’t help it. Tony had completely forgotten how bad sex could hurt. It was such an intimate, personal pain that it seemed a million times worse than being hit by a stray bullet.

Tears of pain escaped over zyr temples and into zyr hair and ears.

Ronon lay over zyr and pressed his face into zyr neck. He growled and snarled, flexing his hips. His entire body was shaking. Tony was certain that Ronon knew he was hurting zyr on some level, and he was doing his best to be careful.

“It’s okay,” Tony murmured, trying to comfort him. Zy hadn’t forgotten what Rodney had said the consequences were of trying to restrain Ronon physically, and zy had to assume that applied even if it was Ronon restraining himself.

Tony reminded zyrself that no matter what, this was zyr husband, the pater of their kyta. He was also the man zy loved and who loved zyr beyond all reason. Until now, every single time they had come together had brought Tony more physical pleasure than zy had known possible. Zy just had to relax.

It took time, but Tony finally could feel zyrself giving in, zyr body remembering along with zyr mind. Zy trembled, and zyr cloa started to relax. The burn faded, though it didn’t go away completely as it normally would’ve. Zy drew zyr knees up and slid zyr arms around Ronon, one going to the middle of his back and the other going to his ass.

His body was hot, much hotter than normal, even right after a workout or a vigorous bout of sex, and Tony knew it had to be the effect of the drug. It scared zyr and made zyr more determined to get him to let go and let the drug work its way through.

Tony canted zyr hips, and Ronon’s cock was suddenly pressed just right against zyr prostate. Zy shuddered hard and moaned.

“It’s alright, I love you, Ronon. Take what you need.”

Ronon growled a harsh, negative sound into zyr neck.

“Yeah, Ronon, it’s okay.” Tony began to move with him, guiding him into longer, deeper strokes. Zy could feel zyr body begin to flush with the start of arousal, though zyr natural slick hadn’t yet caught up.  Zy moaned softly. “It feels good now, caro. Love you, want you so much.”

Ronon propped himself on his forearms and stared down at zyr with eyes so dilated that only a sliver of hazel could be seen around his pupil. He had blood running down his chin from where he’d fought to restrain himself and had bitten into his lip.

“Yesss?”

“Yes, Ronon, move with me, make me come.”

Ronon stopped fighting his instincts and the poison. His thrusts turned savage. His hips snapped, unrelenting, shaking Tony and gradually pushing zyr up the bed of furs and blankets. Tony knew zy was going to have rug burn over zyr entire back, but that was the least of their worries. All that mattered was they came through it alive.

When Ronon came, it was with a yell that Tony was sure they heard all the way back on Atlantis. Zy hadn’t come, but that didn’t matter because Ronon’s cock was still hard, and he kept fucking into zyr, almost vicious. Eventually, constant stimulation drove Tony over the edge, and zy came between them with a deep groan.

Zy knew it wasn’t over, though. Ronon was still hard and thrusting madly, even as he slammed one fist into the blankets beside them and yelled wordlessly in frustration.

“You’re doing good, caro,” Tony panted. “That’s it, take what you need. I love you, Ronon. I’m right here.”

*~*~*~*

As soon as he saw Teyla dart out and close the tent flap, John turned to the teams he’d been sent for backup.

“Right. Edison, Rutherford, I want your teams on a perimeter circling that tent as far away as you can, but no more than twenty feet between each one of you. If you’re past the tree line, then cut that distance and make sure you keep each other within sight. We don’t want another poisoning. Do not, under any circumstances, let anyone inside that perimeter unless one of the Dexes requests them. I’m authorizing lethal force if absolutely necessary.”

No one moved or even blinked at that, so he assumed they’d all heard about the Athosians’ and the Lorains’ response to Tony and understood why zy was being so zealously protected.

John winced at the pained-filled sounds coming from the tent.

“Santiago, I need your team to go with a couple of the locals to find some of these poisonous mushrooms. You, medics!” he said when his eyes landed on the people he assumed Doc X had sent. “Toxicology?”

“I’m a mycologist with a specialization in phytopathology—uh, I know poisonous plants and mushrooms specifically, sir. I brought collection and rudimentary analysis equipment, but I’ll need to take samples back home for comprehensive analysis.”

“Good. Go with Santiago’s team.” John paused as he remembered. “Except you, Bricklaw. You’re an M.D. as well as a Lieutenant, correct?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Work with the medic Doc X sent. We have injured people who need treatment. I also want a plan for treating the Dexes if we can’t move them. One of you had better be damned good at getting an IV in. Tony Dex hates them.” He met each person’s eyes in turn. “I probably don’t need to say this, but I’m going to do it anyway. You are deaf to anything you hear from inside the tent unless it is a call for assistance. There will be no discussion of these events, and your reports from today will come to me directly. Not even Major Lorne will know what happened here.”

Somebody made an amused sort of huffing sound, and John’s gaze snapped to the source.

“You find something funny, Cattaneo?”

The Italian Maggiore (the equivalent of a US Major) didn’t go so far as to roll his eyes, but he did smirk.

“I know poisoning; this is serious. Now that the finocchio—how you say, the kysra, I think?—now that he has arrived, Ronon Dex will fuck the poison out of his system, no harm done, no?” He made a negligent motion with one hand.

John narrowed his eyes. “First, I’m certain the word you used doesn’t mean the same thing as kysra. Second, harm has been done to both Ronon and Tony. I will personally make sure your entire team has the US training on consent and personal agency before you go in the field again.” He had to clench his fist to keep from punching the asshole for even suggesting such stupidity. “If you don’t think you can do your duty to protect them and to keep your mouth shut, then you can go back right now.”

Cattaneo seemed puzzled as to why John was pissed. “Not necessary, sir. I can do my job.”

John glanced at Edison, the leader of Cattaneo’s team. Edison, tight-lipped with anger, nodded back. He would take care of the Maggiore before he said something that would get him killed on the city. Even now, more than one person was shooting deadly looks at the Italian soldier.

“See that you do. All of you, keep your traps shut about this; I don’t care what your personal thoughts are. I’m well aware of the kind of jokes that some people find amusing, but there will not be any jokes about this situation or about either of the people involved in the resolution to the problem.

“If I find out any of you have used this as fodder for gossip or entertainment, I’ll make you wish you were back in boot camp or whatever the equivalent in your country of origin. More than that, I will inform the First Lady – and you know I don’t mean the one back in Washington. I’m sure she has many ways she can express her displeasure for any disrespect to her favored people.”

“Colonel Sheppard, sir.”

“Yes, Dr. Bricklaw?”

“Sir, one of ours has been poisoned. No matter how this situation resolves today, we have no idea what the long-term effects of the poison are. I see nothing amusing about poisoning and incapacitating one of our best heavy assets. Anyone who does had better hope they don’t need me to save their bacon any time in the near future.”

“From what the locals have said, Ronon could still die,” Sergeant Lightstone cut in. “AR-1 was here to trade, and somebody set up Ronon to be raped or die. I’m inclined to shoot anyone who thinks that’s funny.”

“Well, let’s hope that’s not necessary, Sergeant.”

Lightstone gave him a sharp nod, then stared at Cattaneo while almost caressing her P90.

Well, John had said he hoped shooting people wasn’t necessary, but he hadn’t actually said she couldn’t shoot the idiot. From the way Red Eagle was looking between Lightstone and Cattaneo, he had plans to help her hide the body.

John finished giving orders and put Rutherford in charge. Then he headed back to the area the villagers had isolated themselves after that last moron had tried to get himself killed by running when Tony was just starting to get through to Ronon.

“What the hell are you doing here, McKay?” he demanded. “I told you to send Tony and the teams, then get your ass to the infirmary.”

John knew Rodney had hurt his shoulder when Ronon had sent him flying over a table and across the tent, and he probably had cracked ribs.

Rodney and Teyla both turned from where they were talking to the Karthoran leader. Ironically, the Karthoran word for leader was Thorn. Rodney’s chin went up, and John knew he wasn’t going to like what came out of his mouth next.

“I’m not leaving.”

“Rodney,” John glared at him, trying to communicate his displeasure silently. As usual, it was lost on the scientist. “Seriously, you need to get checked out.”

“I’m fine.”

“I have tried to convince Rodney to return home multiple times,” Teyla explained, exasperated. “He has insisted that he will stay until Tony and Ronon are able to return as well.”

“I’m fine!” Rodney snapped, but then ruined it a second later when he winced as he tried to draw in a deep enough breath to get a good rant going. “Tony’s here. I’m not leaving. I’ll be fine.”

“You know we’ll take care of them, so it’s not like you’re leaving them here alone,” John told him, trying to reason with him even though he knew it was like pounding his head against a wall. “Tony wouldn’t want you not to take care of yourself just to wait around while they, uh, work things out.”

“No.”

John wanted to throw his hands in the air. Or strangle Rodney. Or both. They weren’t necessarily conflicting impulses.

“You didn’t have a problem going back that time you got shot in the ass. What’s the diff—”

Rodney hissed, “Zy’s my ayah!”

The entire village went silent, their attention suddenly on Rodney. Well, so much for all their efforts getting everyone out of the way so Tony didn’t get outed. If the appalled look on Rodney’s face was any indication, he knew just how badly he’d screwed up. John knew it never would’ve happened if he hadn’t been in enough pain he wasn’t thinking straight, plus scared out of his mind for Tony.

“Excuse me,” Thorn Krovt said, his expression torn between fear and hope. “You speak as though—you speak as though your friend is—” His voice trailed off as he looked from John to Rodney to Teyla and back. “—kysra,” he finally breathed.

“Ronon is not kysra,” Teyla stated firmly.

“He is Satedan, though. I recall he said so before,” one of the nearby women offered.

“He is,” Teyla agreed, trying to lead them away from Tony. “When the Wraith destroyed Sateda, they made Ronon a Runner. He survived for seven years before he came to live with us.”

The Thorn’s wife came closer. “But your unhappy friend did not refer to Ronon. He referred to his mate.” She rested her hand on her husband’s forearm. “Tony, I think I heard. Tony is Ronon’s meraska?”

“Tony and Ronon are married,” John tried to deflect the question. “We told you we’d bring Ronon’s spouse to try to redirect the zahrc poison, and that’s what’s happening. I’d think you’d be happy about that, since it means Ronon isn’t destroying your stuff or trying to kill your people anymore.

“Now me, I’m more interested in exactly how Ronon got poisoned in the first place. What have you found out?”

*~*~*~*

In the middle of the night and what felt like years later, the village was still buzzing with the rumors of a kysra, and John wanted to be sick. There was a young woman – someone barely out of her teen years, if John was any judge – who had admitted that she and her friend had joked about feeding Ronon the zahrc spores so he would desire one or both of them, but she adamantly denied that either of them had followed through on it. Her sobbing confession had made John want to believe her, but he couldn’t afford to take her at her word.

She presently had her hands and feet bound with zip ties, and she was under the watch of the Thorn’s wife and three other women. She was in for a bad night, but it could have been worse. If John hadn’t ordered them not to kill her, he was quite certain they would have slit her throat already, just so they could offer her head to Ronon and Tony whenever the two were able to emerge from the tent.

It was highly probably that the women would have done whatever they damned well pleased no matter what John had said, but once again Teyla had proven her worth as a negotiator. She had argued that, as the wronged parties, Ronon and Tony should be the ones to decide her fate. She reminded them that among many people, including the Satedans and the Athosians, being cast out and left on an unknown world was a longer, more painful death sentence. The women seemed quite pleased at that thought and probably would have tried to slip past them to throw her onto a random planet. Luckily for the accused, Atlantis was keeping the Stargate busy so no one could dial in or out until Tony and Ronon were ready to be transported home.

The young woman’s friend had run away and was being tracked by Santiago and her team, now that the mushrooms, spores and all, and the mushroom-toxin guy were back on the city so the poison could be analyzed. If she hadn’t been killed or eaten by the massive boar things that roamed the woods, she was probably having a better night than her friend, who was still being subjected to the women discussing the possible planets they were thinking of leaving her on and speculating about whether she’d die or be found by slave traders first.

Yeah, it was psychological torture, but at least she was alive to hear it. Better, John could hear them and knew they weren’t dragging her off to be murdered somewhere.

Rodney moved up to John’s side, moving stiffly. He’d repeatedly refused to go home, so John was just done with talking to him about it. He’d known Rodney and Tony were close, especially with how preoccupied John had been with trying to get the military side of things in order, and with how absent Teyla had been between Lorne and getting her people set up on the city. Ronon, of course, was busy with training, Tony, and helping the Athosians… not necessarily in that order.

John was more than a little concerned at the frankly rabid devotion Rodney was showing the kysra. He wasn’t sure what to make of it. He was afraid his friend was going to get his heart broken metaphorically if not physically when Ronon found out. There was no way Tony was going to be interested in anyone but Ronon, and the two weren’t looking for a third that John knew of. Even if they were, Ronon wouldn’t want it to be Rodney.

There were times John wished he could fake sexual desire and be what Rodney needed, but it just wasn’t in him to do that to either of them. They’d eventually resent each other and lose everything, including their friendship.

“I didn’t realize Pegasus had a such a prolific slave trade,” Rodney said, low and unhappy.

“No. I didn’t either. Probably should have known.”

“Why?”

John didn’t want to go into all he’d seen in his experience with the military, so what he said was, “All some of these people have to trade are their bodies, especially if their crops or hunting doesn’t go well more than a year in a row.”

“Oh,” Rodney replied. “I guess I was just naïve. I thought that if Pegasus had the Wraith, then they wouldn’t have human monsters. I was so wrong. They have the Genii, who think they’re Rome and the Godfather all in one; an apparently booming slave trade; and the Wraith worshipers, who just freak me out completely. What else is there out here?”

“I don’t know.” He wasn’t sure he wanted to know.

John looked out into the darkness, the blue-white event horizon of the Gate was the only light. His people were on watch surrounding the tent, but he was watching them. He was also watching the shadows for any odd movements or changes.

“Tony talked to me a little about what Teyla and Ronon talked to you about that time.”

It took John a second to figure out what Rodney was hinting at. Then it dawned on him: the scavenging of planets the Wraith had culled to the extinction of the human population. He glanced at the other man, whose brow was furrowed above his black eye, frowning so hard he was in danger of splitting open his lip again.

“I didn’t really think much about it, other than the possible tech, of course.”

That wasn’t a huge surprise to John.

“But now…? Well, now I think that maybe if we did that, then when we came across people who’d had those bad years, we could help them out. If we had the extra, I mean. And she’d help us so we could make stuff last as long as possible, so we’d probably always have something extra.”

Both John’s eyebrows rose into his hairline, he was so surprised. He knew Rodney wasn’t heartless – far from it. The man was so hard on everyone under his authority because he was terrified something he should have fixed or seen or anticipated wouldn’t be fixed when they needed it, and people would die. He’d taken what happened to Aiden Ford a hell of a lot harder than he’d ever shared with anyone.

But to hear him talking about helping people he’d never met was something new. It was a level of compassion John hadn’t anticipated at all, not aimed at strangers.

“That’s a good idea, Rodney.”

Rodney looked over at him. “Yeah?”

“Yeah. We won’t be able to help—” or save “—everybody, but there will be some. We should do what we can.”

Rodney actually smiled, then had to reach up and stem the trickle of blood from his lip.

John had been putting it off because he was anticipating the Daedalus and a change of orders, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t get things headed in the right direction before he was forced to leave.

Turning back to watching his people and the shadows, John resolved to talk to Carter, Teyla, and Ronon. They’d start with New Athos, then move on to former Sateda as soon as possible.

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Chapter 9

Keplerday, YangHui 21, First Year of the Returned
(May 21, 2008)

Tony had been awake for several minutes, but zy didn’t open zyr eyes, move, or make any noise. Zy needed to assess zyr body and the situation before zy called for anyone.

From what Rodney had told them about the poison, Tony had expected uncontrolled violence. Zy had expected to be fucked, bruised, and perhaps broken. Zy knew zyr body was covered in bruises, scratches, and any number of dried fluids. Zy knew zy was sore, so very sore, but it could have been much, much worse.

As the poison had worked its way through Ronon, he had pitted his fierce will against it, and he’d won far more often than he’d lost. What had happened between them wasn’t what either of them preferred or enjoyed, but nothing had happened that was unforgivable. Ronon had been rough, but the man had kept fighting his way through the madness and, after that first time, he’d been able to find relief between Tony’s thighs rather than within zyr most times.

Physically, the worst thing for Tony was the deep bite mark between zyr neck and shoulder. Emotionally, the worst was remembering the look on Ronon’s face when he would break through the drug completely and realize what was happening, yet not be able to control his own body to stop it. It almost would’ve been better for him to have remained in the fog of the poison.

Tony was intelligent enough to know zy and Ronon both would have nightmares from the experience well after their bodies healed, but they would get through it. Tony refused to believe anything else. There was no way in hell zy was giving up what zy’d found with Ronon over some mushroom spores and a single night of not-great sex.

“Tony? Ronon?”

If zy hadn’t already been lying down, Tony would have sagged with relief at the familiar voice.

Zy had to work to clear zyr throat several times before zy was able to rasp out, “Doc.”

The tent flap opened, and Doc Xander crouched down to slip inside, the flap closing behind him. Xander’s dark eyes swiftly surveyed the scene and took in the physical state of Tony’s body, then Ronon’s, who was lying unconscious beside zyr. He managed to do that with a dispassionate, analytical air, then meet Tony’s eyes with the gentle compassion he’d always shown.

The ability to be both dispassionate and compassionate was a paradox very few doctors were capable of, but the few who were seemed to be the ones who had seen the worst of humanity yet cared about the individual people that made up a community enough to want to heal any they could. Tony supposed Xander had gained that sort of experience during his lifetime of humanitarian work.

After opening a canteen and helping Tony drink, he carefully asked, “Do you believe you have any trauma to your internal organs?”

“No.” Even in the worst moments, Tony and Ronon had both been careful to protect the kyta, which was what Doc Xander was really asking.

“Alright. The Great Lady, as some have taken to calling her, has spoken. She has prepared a place of healing for you both. We only need to get you through the Gate, and she will beam you to the room.” Xander stuck his head out the tent opening and said something to whoever was waiting out there. A cervical collar and a couple emergency thermal blankets were handed to him. “She may want to speak to you, but she will likely just put you to sleep—unless you object, of course.”

“That’s fine. I don’t need the collar.”

Xander lifted one dark brow. “Oh, truly? Have you gained your medical degree overnight, then? No? I thought not.”

Tony grumbled something that Xander ignored as he spread one blanket over Tony and the other over Ronon. He knee-walked around to zyr head and deftly fitted the collar around zyr neck.

“The Lady herself gave me explicit instructions for how you were to be prepared and then transported back home. It would take a far greater fool than I to disobey such a worthy advocate. Now be still, please.”

Tony pouted. “Is that Doc Xander language for ‘she came into the infirmary in person and scared the crap out of me?’”

Xander moved to examine Ronon. He was still unconscious, which worried Tony a lot more than zyr own condition.

“I wouldn’t say she ‘scared the crap out of me,’ but she certainly left an impression.” He paused and allowed his amusement to light his eyes and curl his lips. “She also may have made mention of force feeding me mushy peas for the rest of my days. After that, my capitulation to her every request was certain.”

Tony snickered in spite of the uncomfortable cervical collar.

“Now, I have brought some Tylenol-3 with me. Do you wish me to administer it?”

“No,” Tony immediately refused. “I’m really not that bad off, Doc, especially if I’m just going to the Gate and then getting put into dreamland by our favorite Lady.”

Xander’s lips twitched. “Very well. I’m certain she has something better in mind at any rate. Just a few more quick questions, and then you’ll be on your way.”

That was a relief, though zy wondered how zy was supposed to get to the Gate without any clothes, and with a giant thing stuck on zyr neck.

“Do you have any objection to the Lady putting you to sleep and transporting you to be healed as soon as you arrive?”

“Nah, that’s fine. I’m more worried about Ronon than me.”

Doc Xander made a noncommittal sound, then continued, “Is there anyone to whom you wish me to convey information on your status?”

“Rodney,” Tony replied immediately. “I know he’s probably still freaked out, so make sure to tell him I’m fine, and you and ‘the Lady’ are both worrywarts.” Zy ignored Xander’s rather undignified snort. “John and Carter, Wolfe too, probably, since he was there when Rodney came through the Gate looking for me. Nothing specific, but let them know that I’m okay, kyta’s okay, and I’ll see them as soon as I’m finished with my naptime.”

“As you wish, Tony.” Doc Xander agreed. “Last question: I do require assistance to care for you and Ronon. Dr. Nevin Bricklaw is on SR-1. He has been here the entire night, and he would like to take over getting you through the Gate. I swear upon my honor that he is trustworthy. He is an excellent physician and will do his utmost to get you home with the least amount of discomfort. Are you willing to allow him to do so in order that I could stay behind and organize Ronon’s care?”

Tony realized zy couldn’t shrug with the stupid collar on. “Yeah, sure. If you trust him, then I do too. I’ll need some clothes though, first.”

Doc Xander made another one of those sounds that didn’t say anything and knee-walked back to the tent flap. This time, Tony heard him call for Bricklaw and a backboard. A young man with olive skin and eyes as dark as Doc Xander’s crouched and moved into the tent, then reached out and maneuvered the backboard in and directly beside Tony.

“Aww, naw!” Tony complained. “I don’t need that. I’d take a hand getting up, but I really don’t need to be hauled out of here on one of those.”

“Hello, Tony,” Bricklaw said, offering a smile. “I’m Nevin Bricklaw, as Doc Xander has already told you. I’m sure he also told you the Lady has issued her orders. The doc said something about unspeakable consequences to him if we try to do it any other way, so I’d consider it a personal favor if you’d just work with us. Will you allow my team to come in and help me get you on here?”

Tony groaned, zyr face flushing hot with embarrassment. Zy wondered when mushy peas became unspeakable consequences, but zy knew there was no use arguing with the doctors. And maybe, just maybe it might be okay if this time zy didn’t have to tough it out and pretend to be perfectly fine. Just this time, though.

“Yeah, fine. But be prepared for me to whine about it. A lot.”

“I can live with that,” Bricklaw agreed. He moved back to the tent opening and called for the rest of his team. “Okay, zy’s actually in a good spot on this fur, so I say take the whole thing. The leather back will stick to the backboard, and it’ll keep us from jostling zyr around more than necessary.”

The others – two men and a woman – gave him sharp nods, and they positioned themselves around zyr. Tony sighed, but allowed them to lift zyr onto the backboard.

“This isn’t going to work. We’re not going to try to drag zyr through that opening,” the woman announced, her English barely accented with what Tony thought was Spanish—the Spain version, not Latin American.

“Agreed,” Bricklaw said.

“Lt. Sherman, cut a better opening.”

The other man made a questioning noise, and the woman shook her head.

“I don’t give a damn what the locals think. Cut the opening there,” she pointed at the tent wall above Tony’s head. “We won’t have to turn around that way.”

“Yes, ma’am,” Sherman responded, whipping out a K-Bar and making quick work of the side of the tent.

“Fur inside, then put the thermal blanket over and tuck it just under zyr, make sure you get around zyr feet,” Bricklaw instructed. Once he was satisfied, he told Tony, “Okay. We’re going to lift you, then walk you to the Jumper, which is just a few feet away. We’ll go through the Gate, you’ll be beamed to wherever the Lady wants, and then we’ll come back and burn everything here to ash. No trace, nothing for anybody to see or use.”

“Good plan,” Tony said.

Zy approved of not leaving behind anything for people to get weird over for any reason.

The team was just as careful as they and Doc Xander had promised. It wasn’t long before Tony was hearing John’s voice alerting Atlantis that they were coming, and then zy was home. Atlantis was in zyr mind, feeling like sorrow and determination and relief all at once.

//I am sorry, beloved Tony. You will sleep now, and you will be well when you wake.//

*~*~*~*

True to her word, when Tony awoke the next time, zy was completely healed. There was no pain or discomfort anywhere. Zyr hands went to the Bump. Zy tugged the thin t-shirt up and pushed down the track pants so zy could touch and cradle the slight swell.

//You and zy are both well.//

Tony knew zy wasn’t in zyr own bed, but zy instinctively reached out for Ronon anyway.

//He is sleeping.//

“He’s okay?” Tony whispered.

//He is physically well.//

Atlantis’ careful tone told Tony more than she probably thought. Zy knew Ronon would be blaming zyrself, and it wouldn’t matter what anyone told him. Tony hoped that zy would be able to convince him it wasn’t his fault, that zy didn’t blame him in the least.

“Where?”

//Sleeping three feet to your left,// she replied. //I would encourage you to sleep more first.//

Yeah, right. Zy was just going to leave zyr husband to wake up in emotional hell so zy could take a little nap. It was like she hadn’t met zyr.

Tony cautiously sat up, testing zyr muscles and joints. Nothing hurt, not even zyr hip joints, which had been achy for what felt like forever. If Atlantis had done something about that, zy wasn’t going to complain.

Zy pulled the neck of the t-shirt wide so zy could look at the spot Ronon had bitten. Nothing. The skin was perfect.

//The marks from the incident are gone. Tissue is easy to repair when the wound is so fresh. The only scars you will carry will be the ones in your mind and on your heart. I would give much to be able to heal those, but I’m afraid only time can do that.//

“I know, but try not to feel too bad. I knew what I was getting myself into. It’s Ronon who didn’t have a choice.”

Zy kicked the blankets away and slid to the edge of the bed. Zy put weight on one foot, then the other, using the bed to balance at first, just in case, but then standing on zyr own. Zy stretched and twisted, reveling in being able to do so without getting those twinges in zyr hips and up zyr spine.

Once zy had done that, zy felt able to walk over to Ronon’s bed.

Zyr husband was lying on his back, his hands folded neatly over his chest. He looked more like a corpse than he did a living, breathing person. Tony climbed into bed with him, tucking zyrself up against him and bringing the covers up over them both before draping zyr arm over Ronon’s abdomen.

Ah, that was better. Okay, so maybe getting into bed with Ronon had been for Tony too, just a little. And the kyta. Zy was positive the kyta liked being between zyr dada and papa. Or zy would just as soon as zy stopped doing zyr caterpillar-in-a-cocoon impression.

Tony dozed for a long while before Ronon finally started moving toward awareness. Zyr husband groaned, turned on his side, and pulled zyr into his embrace as if zy were a giant, furless teddy bear. Zy was immensely relieved that zyr unthinking reaction was to slide zyr knee between his and bring their bodies tightly together, just as zy would have done any other time they were curled up together in bed.

Zy had worried that zyr instincts wouldn’t trust Ronon the same after seeing him so crazed and being hurt if not truly wounded at his hands. However, it seemed zyr instincts knew as much as zyr conscious mind that what had happened hadn’t been Ronon’s fault, and it wouldn’t be repeated. Fully awake, Tony kissed him softly, his cheek, his forehead, the tip of his nose, and finally his lips.

Ronon muttered something indistinct and wrinkled his nose, making Tony chuckle.

Ronon opened one eye half way, his full lips curving softly.

“Whas’safunny?”

Tony let all zyr love shine in zyr face. Zy cupped Ronon’s cheek and kissed the tip of his nose again, making him make that same face, then pressed their lips together.

Ronon hummed, his hand coming to the back of Tony’s head, holding zyr gently as they kissed, gently but thoroughly, their lips and tongues moving together in a slow dance of mutual love and adoration.

Zy felt the second Ronon remembered why they were in bed together. His entire body stilled and went tense, and Tony could feel his heart start racing where zyr hand was resting against his neck. Zy drew back, intimately familiar with the onset of a panic attack.

“We’re okay, caro. We made it through the poison, and we’re safe. Atlantis is watching over us.”

Ronon made a horrible, agonized sound, as if his still-beating heart were being ripped from his chest.

Tony began running zyr hands over his face, neck, chest, and down his side as far as zy could reach without untangling their legs or sitting up.

“It’s alright, dahrym. Try to breathe. Just listen to my voice, and I’ll help you through this, too. We’re home. We’re safe. Everything is going to be alright.”

Tony continued on in that vein for some time. Ronon’s panic attacks weren’t any less severe than zyr own; he just had different symptoms. It wasn’t until Ronon tucked his head beneath Tony’s chin and curled around zyr that zy let zyr reassurances trail off.

“H—h—how can you stand to let me touch you?” Ronon finally managed just as Tony was finger-combing his long, curly hair. Zy could feel zyr shirt becoming damp beneath Ronon’s silent tears. “I ra—”

“No!” Tony cut him off. “No, you didn’t. I don’t know how much you remember, but I came to you knowing that you’d been poisoned. I knew what would happen, and I was willing, caro. I’d be willing to do far more than that to make sure you survived.”

“But I forced—”

Tony cut him off again. “No. You never forced me. In fact, you fought your way past the poison before you even touched me below the waist. I had to tell you yes twice before you believed me. Then all through the night, every time you’d manage to fight your way to lucidity, you kept asking me again. I told you ‘yes’ in every language I know. If anything, I’m the one who forced you. You were drugged, which means you were incapable of giving consent.”

Ronon raised his head to look at zyr, horrified at the thought that zy might be feeling guilt.

“No, m’kysra. Never! Please believe, you weren’t at fault for anything that happened. Don’t take that on your shoulders.”

Tony nodded and brushed away the dampness beneath Ronon’s eyes with zyr thumbs.

“Then the same goes for you, dahrym. By the time I got there, you’d already broken one hand and probably other bones I couldn’t tell as easily, since they weren’t sticking through the skin. You had no choice. It was my choice to try to turn the violence to lust until it could run its course.”

Ronon seemed to think about that. His gaze dropped to the neck of zyr t-shirt.

“I hurt you. I bit you,” he whispered harshly.

“Hmm.” Tony shrugged the shoulder that wasn’t pressed against the bed. “I think it was more like my shoulder got in the way of your teeth.”

Ronon was staring in horror, so Tony sighed and pushed aside the neck of zyr shirt so he could see the skin beneath.

“Look. Nothing.  Not a trace. You see? It wasn’t very bad, and Atlantis fixed me up in nothing flat.”

Ronon reached out with a shaking hand. Tony tilted zyr head and purposely moved into his touch. Even so, Ronon’s fingers were so light on zyr skin that it made zyr shiver.

He jerked his hand back.

“It’s alright.” Tony took Ronon’s fingers and pressed them against the place the bite had been. “See? You were just touching me too lightly. This is better.”

When he finished running his fingers over the pristine skin, Ronon stared into Tony’s eyes.

“You’re alright? You promise?”

“I swear, Ronon, I’m perfectly fine. I’m more worried about you.”

“Me?”

“Of course, you. You were poisoned.” Zy wondered if it was wise to ask, but they needed to know. “Do you have any idea how it happened?”

Ronon rolled onto his back, his brow furrowed as he tried to remember. Tony immediately snuggled into him again, knowing it was essential he not feel like Tony was reluctant or afraid to touch him.

“I… everything’s weird. Disjointed.”

He stopped there, so Tony hummed zyr understanding and kissed the skin beneath zyr cheek.

“I remember walking. I remember walking and being bored, so I started teasing Teyla about Lorne. I think she threatened me with making me try to learn meditation. Again.”

Tony huffed a laugh. That sounded about right.

“Then there’s nothing until we’re eating. It was soup, vegetables and a ton of those mushrooms we were trying to trade for. There were different sizes, and I remember thinking they’d picked some of them too soon because it tasted bitter, and I didn’t think it was supposed to be bitter.” He sounded confused. “I got hot, so hot it felt like my skin was on fire, like my brain was burning inside my skull. Angry. Didn’t know why. I think…. I think I remember…. Did I hurt Rodney?”

“You tossed him across the tent and gave him a black eye, but nothing major,” Tony informed him lightly. Zy noticed again that Rodney had become ‘Rodney’ not ‘McKay’ when Ronon spoke of him. If zy’d known all it would take to get to the two to stop snapping at each other was for zyr to have a breakdown in front of them, zy would’ve done it months ago. “He’s going to whine at you and try to get out of his self-defense lessons, but Atlantis is going to heal him, so don’t you dare let him get away with it.”

Tony assumed Atlantis was going to heal him. If she hadn’t already, she’d better do it now. Tony was not having Ronon feeling any guilt if it was avoidable.

Ronon snorted. “I’ll just tell him he must need lessons more often if he couldn’t get out of the way in time.”

“That sounds like a great plan,” Tony smiled. Zy sobered and gently probed, “Anything else?”

Ronon’s amusement faded. “Flashes. Running through the trees. Rage. Then you. You didn’t want to fight. Then I figured out what else I could do with you, and that was it. I only remember the smell inside the tent – I assume that’s where we were. Your skin. Being inside you. My hands on you. Biting you. Being so thirsty I thought I’d die with it. Finally feeling the heat go away. Then nothing until now.”

Well, that wasn’t very helpful except to confirm that Ronon’s food was the source of the drug.

“Doesn’t help, does it?”

“Not much,” Tony replied honestly. “Atlantis, you must know more by now. Tell us everything from the time I left for the planet.”

Atlantis did so, telling them all the things Tony knew, and several zy didn’t, like there were suspects who were cooling their heels in the DC because John didn’t trust the people on the planet not to lop off their heads like they thought they were the Queen of Hearts at Alice’s tea party.

//Thus, you and Ronon must take the two girls back to the planet to render judgement. Whether or not they are guilty, their people believe they are.//

That required a great deal of debate, some of it heated, before they could come to a possible compromise.

Atlantis finished with, //Doc Xander has said to tell you that when you decide you are willing to come to the infirmary, he will trade you a full checkup on both of you for fifteen minutes with the ALI so you may watch the kyta and reassure yourselves zy is well.//

Tony groaned. Zy didn’t even have to look at Ronon to know the thought of looking at their kyta again would have him lit up like Time’s Square on New Year’s.

“Well, we might as well get the exams over,” zy surrendered, knowing it would make everyone feel better if Doc Xander and Atlantis both could confirm all three of them were totally recovered physically. Then Tony would talk to the two young women, and they would have to decide where to go from there.

*~*~*~*

Gaussday, YangHui 22, First Year of the Returned
(May 22, 2008)

The next morning, AR-1, Tony, and SR-1 & 2, returned to Dakaroth in two Jumpers. Jumper 8 held the SR teams and the two young women, Ren and Jora, since Ronon didn’t want them near him or Tony whether they were guilty or not.

The Jumpers landed, and Tony waited for the SR teams to set the perimeter at John’s direction. Teyla and Rodney stood over the two young women, who had fallen to their knees and were crying silently at the sight of Tony and Ronon walking toward them.

It took hardly any time at all before the Karthoran people were gathered around them.

Tony looked out over the crowd and didn’t like what zy saw in the least. There was anger, yes, but there was a lot of excitement too, as if it were some kind of entertainment the way a public execution would have been in Earth’s history. There were children bouncing around among the adults, laughing and playing some variation of tag. No one chided them or told them this was a serious occasion.

No one had come forward to claim or defend the girls, either. Zy saw more than one person with a large stone or what zy assumed were rotten fruit or vegetables. This was not what zy wanted.

Atlantis herself knew Tony didn’t want to be part of the kysra worship thing Pegasus had going on. Zy didn’t want to be some avatar of the gods. Zy didn’t even understand why all of Pegasus seemed to believe that the return of the kysra would bring back the Vedaeus, and if that happened, all humanity would be saved. Zy didn’t get it when obviously the Vedaeus hadn’t done anything to stop the Wraith the first time around.

It was too bad that Pegasus didn’t care about what zy thought about their logic, even if zy could stand being the person who took away their hope.

Huh.

Maybe that was it. No being any of these people had ever come across had been strong enough to defeat the Wraith, not even the Alterans. Those assholes weren’t coming back anytime soon, so all the people had to believe in, to give them hope was the thought that if kysra returned, then maybe the Vedaeus would return too. If the Vedaeus came back, then maybe they would care about more than their own people this time.

Fuck, that was a heavy weight Tony did not want on zyr shoulders, but if that’s what it took to see real justice done instead of the travesty the Karthorans were planning? Well, zy would have to suck it up and be the fabled kysra returned. As it was, zy was going to have to change zyr and Ronon’s plans and hope he forgave zyr later. Teyla too, for that matter.

Tony stepped forward, putting zyrself between the girls and the Karthorans. Ronon literally growled as he moved beside zyr. Tony just took his hand and squeezed his fingers, hoping he’d get the message and go along with zyr.

“Hello,” zy said, subjecting them all to zyr most charming grin. If they wanted a show, zy was going to give them one.

“Greetings, Tony, is it?”

“Yes. I’m Tony Dex. You are Thorn Krovt?”

“I am indeed,” he smiled, staring between zyr and Ronon. “I see you and your mate are much recovered.”

“Of course,” Tony affected a surprised look. “The Old Ones would never leave us to suffer from whatever poison that was.”

Zy tilted zyr head back to smile adoringly at Ronon. He gritted his teeth at zyr where they couldn’t see but played along, pressing a kiss to zyr forehead.

There was a collective gasp that told zyr they were picking up on what zy was blatantly throwing out there. Tony could suddenly hear John and the other two leaders coordinating over their comms, bringing the perimeter in since Tony had “lost zyr damn mind. This is not what we said would happen, Dex!”

It was just as well, since the people seemed stunned for several seconds, then tried to surge toward zyr.

“Hey! Back off!” John yelled. He sent Tony another blistering rebuke with just his gaze.

Ronon had his gun out and pointed at the Thorn.

“I can see you’re excited, but I’m afraid you’ll have to keep your distance. My husband and my protectors don’t allow anyone to get very close to me, as you can see,” Tony said, continuing to smile like what was happening was exactly what zy’d planned.

It took several minutes to push the crowd back to an acceptable distance, even with the Jumpers at Tony’s back and the two SR teams holding the perimeter. The Thorn and his wife were the only ones left very close, and even they had stepped back about two meters.

“Please, Kysra, allow us to take these two who poisoned your husband. We will take them away and see that they are swiftly punished,” the Thorn’s wife offered much too eagerly.

“Oh, I absolutely plan to have the person or people who poisoned my husband punished, but it’s not these two girls.”

That caused more murmuring among the crowd.

“Truly?” The woman looked like Tony had Gibbs-slapped her.

“But they admitted to speaking of doing exactly what happened. It isn’t that I doubt your word, but are you certain, Kysra?”

“Very.”

“I see.”

“Not yet, but you will. In fact, you will help me.”

“Of course we will help you, Kysra,” the Thorn assured zyr. “Tell us, and we will do it!”

“I need you to tell me the name of the one who poisoned my husband.” At their confused looks, zy lowered zyr voice, forcing everyone to lean closer and stay quiet to hear zyr, and continued, “You probably already know the person we’re looking for, if you’d think about it just a moment. This person lost someone dear to them since the Wraith awakened. They are angry a great deal of the time, but they try to hide it behind jokes that have the potential for true harm. They would have been utterly furious that you were considering giving my chosen people another chance to negotiate for your crops of jattak16 and rok17, but they only would’ve objected once, then settled back and tried to stir up trouble among the younger ones so that they would do his work for him.”

The Thorn and his wife exchanged worried glances.

“I thought so. You know exactly who he is, don’t you?”

“Are you a seer as well as a kysra?” the Thorn’s wife whispered, her eyes wide.

Tony gave them an enigmatic smile. It wasn’t like zy was going to explain that zy’d spent a couple hours interrogating the girls. Once zy was convinced of their innocence, zy spent a whole lot longer just talking to them. Neither of them had known just how much zy had been able to learn about them, their people, and the person likely to have poisoned Ronon.

A young man, probably in his twenties, broke away from the crowd with a furious yell. “I didn’t know! I didn’t know he was a kysra’s chosen!”

Tony wasn’t totally surprised to see it was the same man who had darted out and distracted Ronon when Tony had been getting through to him in spite of the poison that first time.

“Restrain him!” The Thorn ordered, and two of what Tony assumed were some kind of guard headed toward him.

The man’s anger quickly turned to panic. He grappled with the guards and somehow managed to get ahold of an energy weapon.

“They woke the Wraith! They don’t deserve to have a kysra among them!” the man raged. “They took everything from me, so now I’m going to take everything from them.”

“Tony!” Ronon snarled.

Zy knew exactly what he was demanding, and zy dropped to one knee in a defensive position behind zyr husband. Zy didn’t like it, but zy knew zy had to accept that zyr role wasn’t being the protector, not when they were away from the city. Besides, protecting Tony would give Ronon something to help balance the guilt that was killing him because of what had happened with the poison.

Tony stayed close to the ground, watchful with zyr own P90 up and ready in case someone else thought the distraction would be a good time to do something stupid.

Several voices called out to the man, yelling at him to drop his weapon, ordering him to surrender.

There was a shot, and a cry of pain from one of the villagers. Then the distinctive sound of Ronon’s weapon firing a single time.

It had all been so fast that the crowd hadn’t had a chance to panic and descend into chaos.

“It’s done,” Ronon said, his voice full of grim satisfaction.

Tony was very careful to maintain a blank expression as zy accepted Ronon’s hand and stood. Zy wouldn’t undermine Ronon’s decision even if zy wished the man hadn’t had to die.

The Thorn had pushed his wife behind himself. As he turned to gather her into his arms, they both looked to Tony and Ronon.

“Is the Kysra pleased?”

“No,” Tony said softly but firmly. Zy let zyr eyes skim over the crowd, who quickly became quiet once more.

The Thorn went still. “No?”

Zy met the man’s eyes steadily. “No, Thorn Krovt. I am not pleased because every life is precious to me. My husband eliminated a threat that could not be permitted to continue. That man’s anger was driving him to more dangerous, more harmful so-called jokes every day. It was only a matter of time before he killed someone. It was fate that made my husband his final target. That doesn’t mean I’m pleased that a man, our fellow human, lost his life.”

Searching the faces of the villagers, zy continued, “If we don’t care for and value each other, then what makes us better than the Wraith?”

That earned zyr several frowns and a few grumbled protests. Good.

“You know, it’s obvious the Wraith aren’t human. They don’t think like we do. In fact, they see us as particularly stubborn food animals that they have the right to cull because they’re stronger, smarter, and essentially superior to us in every way. Our individual lives don’t matter at all, other than if we’re useful to them.”

A few were nodding, their anger obvious in their faces and in the low murmuring that had started.

“So what does it mean if we treat each other no better? It seems to me that if we rejoice in the death of a human, any human, then we prove the Wraith are right, and we are just animals who kill each other without the capacity to understand the concept of justice much less the desire to see it done.”

It was silent for a two beats, then Tony heard the sound of a large stone falling to the ground at someone’s feet. Then another, and another.

“That’s not who I want to be. What about you? No, stop it!” zy commanded when they started glancing around. “Don’t look at your neighbor, your spouse, or anyone else. Decide for yourself. Do you want to prove the Wraith right, or do you want to be someone who cares about justice, someone who shows compassion to your fellow humans because it’s the right thing to do?”

After a moment of silence where zy stared down the most resistant of them until they dropped their gazes, Tony let zyrself relax zyr stern expression and stepped over to the two girls still cowering on the ground. Zy held out a hand to each of them.

“Get up, ladies.”

Ronon and John were immediately there to help the girls to their feet.

Their hands still in zyrs, Tony lead them back to where the Thorn and his wife still stood.

“Ren and Jora spoke foolish words two days ago,” zy began. “There’s no way to know if my husband would have been targeted in the same way, but it’s likely that they were overheard by a man whose mind had been broken by the loss of his loved one. Words have power, my friends.”

“Yes, Kysra Tony,” Thorn Krovt agreed immediately. “They must be punished.”

Even Ronon couldn’t hide his surprise when Tony nodded.

“Absolutely, Thorn.”

Ren and Jora began to weep softly.

“As terrible as what happened was, it is a good reminder for us all that what we say has meaning, power beyond what we might think. Words can give life or bring death. Since Ren and Jora’s words could have caused death two days ago, then it’s only right that they repay that mistake by bringing life, correct?”

“Surely,” the Thorn agreed cautiously.

“I spoke with both these young women for quite some time. Is it true that your only healer was culled not long ago?”

“It is.”

“Then this is my judgement: Ren and Jora will return with me. They will take up positions as apprentices among the Athosians, a people who are very dear to me. They will serve a healer or a midwife; let who goes to which type of healer be determined by Ren and Jora’s own preferences and abilities. They will be responsible for learning all that their masters can teach them until such a time as they are both deemed healers in their own right.

“At that time, they will return to their true home with the Karthoran, where they will live and work together each day, saving lives and helping others to bring forth new life. Is that acceptable to you, Thorn Krovt?”

“Yes, yes. That is quite acceptable, Kysra,” the Thorn said, a hint of a smile crossing his lips, as if he had realized what Tony was trying to do.

“Wonderful.” Tony turned to John. “Colonel, would you be willing to send someone to help the girls pack up their things? I know we can’t stay here much longer this trip.”

John’s face was completely blank, and Tony knew he didn’t understand what zy had done at all.

“Sherman, Red Eagle. Go with them and get their stuff. Make it quick.”

Thankfully, the girls stopped crying and trying to kiss Tony’s hands once they had a task.

“Tony, Ronon, back in the Jumper. You can chat another time,” John ordered.

Tony gratefully collapsed into the Jumper’s back seat. Zy didn’t even mind when Ronon buckled zyr in and handed zyr a canteen of iced Athosian fruit tea.

Ronon was barely in his own seat when John, Rodney, and Teyla followed, and the hatch closed.

“We’re leaving the SR teams to finish up and bring the girls back,” John said tightly.

Tony sighed. “You’re pissed.”

“I don’t know what I am. I guess I’m—I’m thinking you better have a damned good explanation for handing down a life sentence for thoughtless, foolish words spoken at the wrong time, in the wrong place.”

“The Athosians won’t be mad, will they, Teyla? I’m hoping they’ll be willing to take on the girls.”

“On the contrary, Kysra Tony; they will be honored to do so.” Teyla smiled proudly. “You proclaimed the Athosians as a people very dear to you. That is a status no one will soon forget.”

“Well, I have no clue what just happened back there,” Rodney announced as the Jumper lifted off and headed toward the Gate. “Would somebody please explain it to me?”

Tony sighed heavily. “They were all getting ready to stone those girls. They had no idea if they’d actually done anything but say something stupid, but they were gathering like they were getting ready to watch a winning touchdown. I couldn’t let it happen, and I could tell I wasn’t going to be able to stop it without sucking it up and accepting that, whether or not I want to be, I am Kysra. I am the physical symbol of hope because the return of the Vedaeus is all these people have to put their hope in when faced with an unstoppable threat like the Wraith.”

“I got that,” John snapped. “Get to the part where you’re psychic.”

“I’m not. Not even a little bit,” Tony retorted. “I just spent most of the day yesterday talking with the girls. I learned a bunch of stuff they didn’t even realize they knew much less that they were telling me. It got me a profile of the person who had poisoned Ronon. I knew he’d be unstable enough that he’d respond if I essentially called him out, and he did.”

“What was with the girls, then? Why didn’t you just let them off the hook?” John demanded.

Tony sighed. “Because letting them off the hook wouldn’t really help them.”

“What? That makes no sense.” Rodney turned his chair so he could see Tony. “Stop talking in riddles!”

“Let me explain, okay?”

Ronon pushed the canteen of tea at zyr, so zy took another drink to make him happy.

“While I was talking with the girls, I figured out that they’re desperately in love with each other; however, the Karthorans are one of those societies where homosexuality is frowned on because they can’t reproduce without bringing in a third person, which isn’t accepted either. That’s why they made the joke about having Ronon get one or both of them pregnant. It was a kind of gallows humor because neither of them wants to marry the guys they’re betrothed to.”

“But how does sending them away to become healers fix any of that?”

“John, healers and midwives have a status above nearly any other in Pegasus,” Teyla interjected, and Tony was glad to let her explain. “If they are ‘forced’ to become apprentices to healers, it is a legitimate reason for their families to break the betrothals without causing offense. Becoming a healer takes several years. By the time the girls are finished with their apprenticeships, they will have the prestige they need to avoid marriage all together. Healers are often unmarried because their work consumes all their time.”

“I still don’t get how you knew they’d want to do that.”

“Because the only time either of them honestly got excited when I was talking to them was when they started telling me stories about which person had done what stupid thing, and which herb or plant they’d used to make a poultice, and how it all ended. I actually had Atlantis make sure that part was recorded and transcribed in case the botanists or medical research want to take a look at any of those plants. There was one that sounded a lot like aspirin.

“Ren has already attended three births, and she was so excited to learn I was pregnant that she completely forgot she was being held for possible execution because telling me every single thing she knew was more important to her.”

“So they’re already self-teaching themselves healing?” Rodney guessed.

“Yeah, exactly. And I sentenced them to go back and live and work together so they could be, well, together without it being a shameful thing. When they go back home, they’ll be respected rather than going back now and being the girls who said the dumb thing that almost got the kysra’s husband killed.”

Ronon reached for Tony’s hand. He squeezed zyr fingers and smiled. “You did good, really good.”

“That mean you’re going to explain to Carter for me?” zy asked hopefully.

Ronon snorted. “Not a chance.”

Tony heaved a sigh. “Well, it was worth a shot.”

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Chapter 10

Noetherday, YangHui 25, First Year of the Returned
(May 25, 2008)

Tony mechanically dried off after zyr shower and slipped on zyr ultra-soft cotton sleep pants. A week ago, zy wouldn’t have bothered, since zy and Ronon had preferred sleeping skin-to-skin. Ever since what had happened on Dakaroth, zy and Ronon both had taken to sleeping in sleep pants or loose boxers.

At first, Tony had assumed it was for zyr benefit, but during a frank conversation a couple days ago, zy had learned that Ronon was the one who couldn’t sleep if either of them were naked. Tony had been surprised at first, but then zy had realized that as traumatic as the events on Dakaroth had been for zyr, at least zy had known what was going to happen before zy ever set foot on the planet. Ronon had been the one who’d had all his choices taken from him. He’d been drugged, his personal agency stolen first through violence, then through sex. That loss of control had him physically withdrawing and shying away from touch or striking out if he didn’t see it coming and have time to decide how he wanted to respond.

It infuriated Tony to no end that the Karthoran man had managed to steal from them the physical relationship that had been satisfying and comforting for both Tony and Ronon on so many levels. It had been through sex that Tony had learned to trust Ronon in the first place. That trust had led zyr to being open to learning how to be physically and emotionally intimate, even when the intimacy wasn’t sexual.

Tony hummed in thought and tossed zyr towel into the hamper. Maybe that was the answer.

Zy opened the little cabinet that Atlantis had made into a temperature-controlled unit for storing various body oils and got out the grapeseed oil zy had been using on zyr stomach. Then zy grabbed a clean towel and headed into the bedroom.

Ronon was already in bed with all the lights off except for the lamp on Tony’s bedside table. He was reading something on his tablet, and Tony thought there was a better than even chance it was either the baby book or another of the parenting books Xander had put on the server.

Ronon glanced up briefly before returning his gaze to the screen.

“Did you know the kyta can see light and hear sounds now?”

Yep, the baby book. Since that was a fantastic lead-in to what Tony wanted to do, zy refrained from sighing.

“Yeah, I’m at sixteen weeks now, so zy should just be starting to hear stuff. Don’t tell Rodney, or he’ll be making audio recordings of all his brilliant thoughts just to make sure the baby starts receiving mathematical instruction as soon as possible.”

Ronon acknowledge the truth of that with an amused grunt.

Tony crawled onto the bed, careful to not move too close, since Ronon wasn’t looking at zyr. “I ran into Doc Xander in the mess hall earlier today. He said that those weird little sensations I thought were gas bubbles might actually be the kyta moving.”

That got Ronon’s attention. He looked up and grinned. “Really? You can feel zyr?”

Tony found zyrself grinning stupidly back. Zy couldn’t help it, not when every time Ronon smiled at zyr like that. It made zyr heart feel light with the joy of loving such an amazing man.

“Probably. It’s hard to tell since it’s pretty faint. It’s more like a fluttering than movement.”

“Fluttering is movement,” Ronon retorted.

His eyes dropped to the oil and towel Tony had on zyr lap. He stilled.

“So I had an idea, and no, it’s nothing sexy.” Zy flashed Ronon a smile, or zy tried to anyway. “I’ve started rubbing some grapeseed or jojoba oil into my stomach twice a day. I’m not convinced it’ll prevent stretch marks, but it’s awesome for dry skin, and it certainly can’t hurt.”

Ronon started to look more interested.

“I was thinking that maybe I could lie on the bed next to you while I did it this time, and if you felt like lending a hand or just talking to the kyta, you could do that. Neither of us are ready for sex yet, but there are other ways to be intimate, right?”

Ronon set aside the tablet and sat up quite eagerly, if Tony said so zyrself.

“When did you start this?”

Tony shrugged, standing so zy could help move the rest of the covers down past where their knees normally would be.

“A few days ago. I noticed that my skin started feeling dry and tight over the Bump, so I figured it was time.”

Zy spread out the towel and then lay down, extra pillows under zyr head and upper shoulders to prop zyr up more than normal. Zy casually pushed the sleep pants down below the Bump.

Ronon crossed his legs under him and scooted closer until Tony could feel the warmth of his skin against zyr side. He was so focused on watching Tony drizzle the oil over zyr belly and suck in a breath at how cool it felt on zyr shower-warmed skin that he might not have realized they were touching. Perfect.

“Are you…?”

Tony closed the cap and set the bottle at zyr hip, already starting to smooth the slick substance over zyr skin with the other hand.

“Am I what?”

“I think I’m not supposed to say it.”

Tony laughed, immediately knowing what Ronon was referring to.

“Oh, you mean am I bigger? Yes, I am. I’ll be gaining weight faster from now on – at least a pound or so a week. I’ve started adding those exercises from the book into my routine.”

“Which ones?”

“The ones under that heading, Keep the Baby Weight on the Baby. I’m gonna get fat; I accept that, and I’m okay with it because gaining weight now means having a healthy kyta. What I don’t want is to keep the weight after the kyta is born.”

Tony spared a quick glance at Ronon and was pleased to find him smiling softly, almost reverently as he watched zyr rub in the oil.

“You’ll always be gorgeous, m’kysra,” he said softly.

“Hmm, to you, maybe.”

Ronon didn’t reply to that, though he did finally extend his hand over the Bump.

“This is okay?”

“Yep. Here, let me give you some oil first.” Tony flipped the cap on the bottle and poured a little into Ronon’s palm.

“Don’t let me hurt you.”

Tony’s heart broke a little. “You won’t, caro. You could never hurt me.”

Zy was perfectly aware that there was way more oil than necessary. In fact, Tony was going to be such a mess that zy’d need another shower before zy could go anywhere, but zy didn’t care. Ronon was actually touching zyr and enjoying it, if the way his neck and shoulders were relaxing was any indication. Their hands were moving all over zyr from quite a ways above the Bump to just beneath, slipping and sliding over each other without either one of them tensing.

“What should I say to zyr?”

“I don’t know. Zy’s stuck listening to me all the time right now. I think you could say anything, and zy’ll be happy to hear it.”

Ronon was silent for a while. When he did finally speak, the tops of his cheeks flushed lightly.

“Hi, kyta. I’m your papa.”

Ronon glanced up to Tony’s face, but zy very carefully kept zyr focus on the Bump. There was no way in hell zy was going to tease or embarrass Ronon, especially not when he had the most adorable combination of excited/shy/happy going on.

“Uh….”Ronon cleared his throat and started again. “Your dada picked me to be your papa, which makes us the luckiest papa and kyta in any galaxy. Your dada is so smart and brave. Zy’s strong and beautiful too, so I hope you’re just like zyr. I’ll always love you no matter what, but yeah. It would be awesome if you were like your dada. Zy’s kinda perfect, and I love zyr so much that sometimes when I look at zyr, I forget how to breathe.”

Tony blinked away the burning at the backs of zyr eyes and cursed the hormones that had zyr ready to cry at the drop of a hat. It had nothing to do with the sweet way Ronon was talking to the kyta. Nothing at all.

Tony purposely ran zyr hand over the top of Ronon’s, briefly lacing their fingers together before letting go.

Ronon met zyr eyes and smiled.

“I’m really excited to meet you, but for now you have to stay inside your dada so you can grow strong. The universe can be a tough place, so take your time. I’m not sure what else to say, except maybe it’s a good thing I’m your papa. I promise not to let your dada name you any of the stupid things it says on the insides of zyr clothes, like Zynga or Armani.”

Tony snickered but didn’t protest that those were perfectly reasonable names like zy did when zy was trying to rile up Ronon… or Rodney. Funny how they both objected to the same names.

“Not even Tommy, though I’m pretty sure that one started because that Hilfiger guy was so stupid he couldn’t remember his own name. His parents put it on his clothes, and then he got the idea all his clothes were supposed to say his name. I have no idea why other people started wearing his clothes, though. Why would anybody want to wear clothes with somebody else’s name on them?” Ronon shook his head. “Earth is a weird, weird place, kyta.”

As Ronon started telling the kyta all about the weird things Earthers did, Tony smiled. Zy was ecstatic zyr idea was working out so well.

A long while later, after the excess oil had been cleaned up, and the towel and oil both returned to the bathroom, Tony settled in on zyr side in the big bed and closed zyr eyes. It had been a long day, and zy was certain the next wouldn’t be any better, not with the Daedalus’ arrival almost upon them.

The bed shifted, and Ronon carefully curved his larger frame around zyr.

“This okay?” he murmured.

“Yes, always.”

Ronon’s arm came around zyr, his hand automatically moving to cradle the Bump. He pressed a soft kiss to the back of Tony’s neck before slowly relaxing against zyr.

“Thank you, m’kysra.”

“Love you, caro.”

*~*~*~*

When John finally tracked down Rodney, he was sitting on the edge of one of the empty office buildings, drinking Athosian ale and watching the sun set. Numsuri, the moon that always appeared the largest from the planet’s surface, had already risen and was reflecting the last rays of the sun, creating a double-halo effect on the horizon.

John didn’t bother saying anything; he just sat down beside him, scooting forward until his legs could hang off the side of the building and swing much like a little kid’s legs at the edge of a too-tall chair. A sensation not unlike a net draped over his legs from hip to ankle. While John wasn’t afraid of heights, it was reassuring to know that Rodney probably had the same invisible security blanket holding him to the top of the building.

“Ready for the epic disaster about to destroy our way of life?”

John repressed the urge to roll his eyes. “So glad to know you’ve got your usual optimistic outlook on life.”

“Whatever.”

Rodney flipped open the lid on the small cooler next to him and took out another bottle. He popped the cork and handed it to John.

“Thanks,” John said, more than a little surprised.

Rodney grunted but refused to look at him.

They sat in silence long enough that John was considering finishing his ale and going to his quarters to watch a movie. Despite what Zelenka had said, Rodney didn’t seem all that worked up about the arrival of the Daedalus the next day. He was quiet, but that wasn’t always a bad thing. There was more to him than IQ and acerbic commentary. Besides. It wasn’t as if John was overly eager to make anyone talk about their feelings. That was more Teyla’s area than it was his.

“She cut me off.”

“Huh?”

Rodney finally looked at him and rolled his eyes.

“Atlantis. She cut me off. Apparently, I’m only allowed to make a certain number of people cry per day, and I exceeded my maximum.”

“So she cut you off… from the physics lab?”

“From everything!” Rodney snapped, looking back out to the horizon once more. “She’s keeping watch and promised to let me know if there was an emergency, but she cut off my access until 0600 tomorrow.”

“Ah. I see.”

Well, that would certainly explain why Zelenka was worried and why there had been reports of Rodney storming out of various labs, fit to be tied. That didn’t mean John knew what to say about it.

Rodney snorted. “I feel like I’m five again and getting grounded out of my room.” He drained the last of his ale. “At least I don’t have to spend time with my family. That really would be unnecessary punishment.”

“Cruel and unusual,” John agreed, thinking about Rodney’s complicated relationship with his sister. After a pause, he asked, “So are you really that worried about tomorrow?”

That earned him the most scathing glare he’d gotten in a long time.

“You aren’t?” Rodney demanded. “You can’t tell me you think this is going to be anything other than a complete disaster once they get here. Even I’ve heard people talking about it and wondering if they should just pack up their stuff now. I think we’ll be lucky if Atlantis doesn’t have to follow through on her not-threat to sink the city again, just so she can get rid of all the assholes they’re going to send. Not counting Daniel Jackass.”

“I’m concerned about it, Rodney. That doesn’t mean I think we’re going to end up dead at the bottom of Sateda’s ocean.”

He personally thought if Atlantis lost patience, she would be more likely to beam them onto the Daedalus and tell them not to come back without a hundred kysra as a peace offering.

“Maybe not right away,” Rodney conceded, “but once they have a couple of ZedPMs, there’s no way they’re going to pretend they respect Atlantis. I doubt they’ll be able to get through a single day without insulting Tony enough that Ronon loses his temper. Sure, cave-Dex is a lot more laid back now that he’s getting laid on a daily basis—which I’m bitterly jealous of and don’t have a problem admitting—but he’s never going to put up with the kind of trash talk that the new people are going to bring with them, military and otherwise. I think we’ll be lucky if Teyla doesn’t break her favorite bantos sticks over some idiot’s skull, which will just make her that much madder because Tony’s the one who gave her those bantos sticks.

“Mark my words, Sheppard: this is going to be an epic shitshow.”

John snorted, amused. There was no way that expression had come from anyone but Tony Dex. Rodney didn’t spend enough time with any of the military to have gotten it from them.

“Okay, I’ll give you the fact that Ronon’s going to lose his temper at some point, but I don’t think everything else will be as dark as you seem to think it will be.”

John didn’t bother commenting on Daniel Jackson. Rodney had a hate-on for the other man that he didn’t understand and wasn’t willing to touch with a ten-foot pole. He also didn’t comment on his own status, since he already knew he was going to be recalled to Earth. Rodney was upset enough.

“They’re not going to send someone who can’t negotiate and at least fake respect for kysra, and I think that after they’ve been here a while, they’ll forget to fake the respect, especially when they see the good that Tony’s already done for this place.”

Rodney stared at him incredulously. “Are you drunk off one ale? That’s the only reason I can see for that kind of irrationally cheerful attitude.”

“Carter doesn’t seem all that worried about it.”

“Right. That’s why she called that meeting for tomorrow morning to go over our progress with the Pegasus natives for the ten thousandth time.”

John gently knocked his shoulder against Rodney’s. “I think the anticipation is worse than the reality will be.”

“It’s so cute when you lie to yourself like that. I’m right, but you’re only going to admit it when we’re drowning a thousand leagues under the ocean.”

“And when I’m right,” John countered, “you have to watch the new football games they’re bringing.”

Rodney stared at him, then grimly held out a hand.

Never one to back down, John shook on their bet but sent up a silent prayer to anyone who was listening.

*~*~*~*

Serreday, YangHui 26, First Year of the Returned
(May 26, 2008)

John usually enjoyed people watching, but he was feeling way too nervous to really get into it, even though there were at least twice as many people as normal in Ops and the Gateroom. He was too anxious to even harass Chuck about football versus hockey, something that was kind of like poking a cat until it hissed… or so he assumed. He’d never actually poke a cat just in case McKay heard about it.

At least he was doing better than Rodney. The scientist was terrified and had half the room in tears, and the other half was furious with him. John was beginning to see why Atlantis had banned him from the labs the night before. He wished he could do something to reassure Rodney, but all his attempts had failed and only made him yell at people in a more strident, higher-pitched voice. John was going to resort to making jokes about being glad he wouldn’t have to buy his hair gel on the black market anymore just to get Rodney to redirect his rants to a safer target.

Even Carter wasn’t immune to the excitement and anxiety filling the entire city. She was also feeling possessive, if the way Starsong kept rubbing her face and neck all over the Stargate and rumbling was any indication. John thought he was the only one who’d picked up on how much of a mirror the tanricu was for Carter’s feelings, and he wasn’t about to enlighten anyone else. The Vedaeus knew if Rodney got wind of it, he’d annoy Carter about it until she got fed up and let Starsong eat him. Then all hell would break loose because Tony would be thoroughly distraught, then Atlantis would get involved, and they really would be recreating a live-action version of 20,000 leagues under the sea without the benefit of a submarine.

No, it was better if John kept his mouth shut. It seemed that was the case a lot of the time.

John wandered back over to the station where Rodney was sitting and keeping a close eye on the Daedalus.

“I wish Tony were here.”

John raised one eyebrow at the quietly muttered statement.

“No, it’s better that zy and Ronon are safe in Dex tower. I don’t trust Earth people not to do something stupid.”

John’s other eyebrow shot up beside the first. That sounded more like a reply than an observation, but who was Rodney talking to? Teyla, who was standing on Rodney’s other side, shot him a questioning glance, but he could only shrug.

“Carter! They’re within range.”

John met Carter’s eyes across the ops station and gave her a tiny smile and nod of encouragement.

“Get me a channel to them.” Once Chuck indicated it was ready, Carter activated her comm and said, “Daedalus, this is Atlantis. Please come in.”

She smiled widely at whatever the response was.

“Good to hear your voice, Colonel Caldwell. I’m not surprised to hear that he’s anxious to get down here.” Turning to Rodney without deactivating her comm, she said, “Dr. McKay, please allow the Daedalus to beam Daniel, Woolsey, and a few others into the city.”

Rodney’s hands froze on the station. He started to speak, but Atlantis herself appeared.

John very carefully did not wince when he saw she was back in one of her intimidation outfits, huge black-and-red crown thing included.

“Colonel, I shall make an opening into the Gateroom myself. That should suffice.”

Carter’s smile became slightly strained.

“Daedalus, Atlantis has made an opening in the shield so you can beam into the Gateroom.” Carter’s eyes went wide, and she looked toward where Starsong was sharpening one of her horns on the Gate. “Please be advised that there is a large… creature in the Gateroom, but she is not a danger. I’d appreciate it if you’d inform your people to refrain from shooting at her.”

John winced. Yeah, somebody opening fire on Starsong would be all they’d need. The only thing worse to the Pegasus natives would be someone opening fire on Tony. Shit, just the thought of anybody doing that made John wish for some Tums, his bed, and a cool cloth for his forehead.

John joined Carter and made his way down the steps, Rodney and Teyla following closely behind. The Asgard beam was already depositing several figures. John immediately recognized Jackson and Woolsey, and he had to assume the very young Asian woman with Woolsey was Roe Yi-Jae, but he didn’t recognize the military personnel—the well-armed military personnel with them at all.

Before anyone could say anything, Atlantis was suddenly standing in front of Daniel Jackson, rage radiating from her in nearly physical waves.

“Alteran!” she snarled, dragging out the word into far more syllables than John thought it should have.

A strange cylinder of light encased Jackson and began to separate the shocked scientist from the other humans.

“Atlantis! What are you doing?!”

The military personnel had their weapons up and aimed at Atlantis, for all the good it would do. Woolsey looked like he was about to wet his pants, his tiny companion clinging to his arm and hiding her face in his shoulder. The military personnel seemed to be hesitant to shoot, but they were working their way toward it. Even Teyla looked concerned.

Of course, Rodney was the only one who wasn’t upset. On the contrary, he looked like all his Christmases had come early.

John made his way to Atlantis’ side, doing his damnedest not to flinch back from her seething fury.

“Atlantis,” he said casually, striving for the tone he’d used that time she’d scared the shit out of all of them by opening the Gate over and over. “What’cha doin’?”

She raised one arm to point her finger at Jackson.

“That one,” she growled, “That one bears the stench of the Alterans. I will not have it! I will not have an Alteran within my structure!”

It was about that point that Starsong picked up on Carter’s distress and rushed to her human’s side. She opened her mouth and roared loudly enough that John wondered if his bones were actually going to break under the sonic attack. She then set about trying to not-so-subtly separate Carter from the threat, otherwise known as all the new people. With Carter occupied trying to disagree with Starsong’s assessment, it was left to John to try to defuse the situation.

Oh, goody.

“Now, wait a minute before you do something drastic, please. There might be a perfectly good explanation why Dr. Jackson doesn’t smell Irish-spring fresh to you.” John turned to Jackson, praying that was the truth. “Dr. Jackson? Would you care to reassure Atlantis you’re not an Alteran?”

Jackson put his palm out to touch the cylinder surrounding him, only to yank it back when he was given an electric shock.

“Uh, no. Definitely not an Alteran,” he said, still shaking out his hand. “I’m human—100% human. Quite, uh, just quite human.”

Having successfully separated Jackson from anyone else, Atlantis began to prowl around him.

John hoped Jackson had more than shocked babble in his hat, or he was going to be seeing the wonders of space up close and personal.

“Okay, that’s a good start, but let’s put a little more thought into it. Was there possibly a time when you were off-planet that you ran into an Alteran? Was there a way you brushed shoulders and accidentally got their eau de Alteran on you?”

“Oh, for Pete’s sake!” Rodney shouted. “Atlantis, he was ascended. He’s done it a couple of times because people keep killing him, which I understand the urge but I think it’s a little much. The ascended keep kicking him out. Now as much as I would enjoy seeing you make him cry, he really is just a human. He barely qualifies as a scientist, and he’s far too much of a bleeding-heart to ever join up with those worthless pieces of aknata excrement.”

Atlantis stopped once she faced Jackson again. “Is that true? You ascended but were rejected from their ranks?”

“Well, I assume that’s what happened. Jack – General O’Neill – told me I tried to help him, so we think I tried to help somebody else, and that got me rejected, as you say.”

Atlantis pressed her index finger to her lips, her eyes narrowing as she studied Jackson. She hummed and circled him again.

John was feeling hopeful until Jackson had a sudden, horrible, impulse to be honest.

“I know I was friends with Oma Desala, if that makes a difference. She was the one who taught me how to ascend.”

Rodney clapped a hand to his forehead, and John had the urge to do the same.

Surprisingly, Atlantis said, “I recall Oma Desala. She was not entirely useless or evil.”

Talk about being damned with faint praise.

“Very well,” she decided. “You may remain for now. If you harm anyone—human or otherwise—with malice aforethought, I shall make you regret your entire existence.”

The column disappeared, much to John’s relief.

“Thank you for allowing me to stay, Atlantis,” Daniel said with a half-bow. “I’m sorry I offended you. Had I known there was something that you’d be able to sense, I certainly wouldn’t have come here without your prior knowledge and approval.”

Well, maybe Jackson didn’t suck so much at talking himself out of trouble after all.

“I accept your apology, Dr. Jackson. I will take you at your word, as I have already accepted you and Mr. Woolsey of the IOA as Earth’s negotiators. I hope our time together will be fruitful.”

Daniel seemed to settle into himself. He smiled at Atlantis and replied, “Thank you. I too hope our time together will be fruitful. I can’t tell you how thrilled I am to be here, to speak with someone who has lived so long and knows so much. It’s a bit of a dream come true for an archeologist like myself.”

Rodney muttered, “Kiss ass,” then grunted when Teyla elbowed him.

About that time, Carter won her own disagreement and returned to stand beside John. She was a little disheveled but unharmed. Starsong planted herself next to Carter and made a grumpy, huffing sound, a small stream of smoke escaping her nostrils.

“Hi, Sam.” Daniel smiled uncertainly and gave her a weak wave of one hand. “So you’ve got a—um—an interesting friend. That’s new.”

“This is Starsong. She’s a tanricu from one of our allies’ home worlds.” Carter smiled brightly.

It started John to realize that he now knew her well enough to know it was fake. From the way Jackson was looking at her, he could tell too.

Woolsey was eyeing the tanricu like he was hoping the Marines would open fire but was afraid it wouldn’t be enough. His tiny companion peaked around his arm. When the tanricu looked directly at her, she smiled shyly.

“She’s incredibly beautiful, if on the… overwhelming side,” Daniel gushed. “You know, I’ve always wondered why we haven’t encountered more reptilian species on the planets we’ve gone to. It’s amazing that there really is such a thing as a wyvern, I mean tanricu. You have to wonder about the—”

“Dr. Jackson,” Woolsey interrupted.

Funny how he was suddenly able to talk now that the danger had passed.

Jackson stopped, but he pursed his lips and sent Woolsey an annoyed glare.

It seemed like Woolsey was going to say something else, but Atlantis derailed him by stepping up to the young woman behind him and smiling gently…. Well, as gently as Atlantis could when she was being all pants-shittingly terrifying.

“Hello, Kysra. You are very welcome within my structure. It is my hope you will be happy here and wish to remain.”

The young wom—er—kysra looked from Atlantis to Woolsey and back, wide-eyed and silent.

“Forgive me,” Carter interjected. “I haven’t made the proper introductions. Atlantis, this is Mr. Richard Woolsey, the representative from the IOA. Unless I’m mistaken, I believe this is his life companion, Roe Yi-Jae. Do you still go by Jae?”

Jae looked to Woolsey, who nodded his permission.

“Yes, ma’am.”John stared blankly at the two. He knew Woolsey had to be between 45 and 50. In zyr conservative black dress with its little white collar, Jae didn’t look like zy was out of zyr teens. Life companion meant they’d been together long enough that he’d done the delt equivalent of marrying zyr at some point, which meant that Woolsey was definitely sleeping with zyr.

John did the math and then wished he hadn’t. He wanted to be sick. He was pretty sure the only reason Woolsey was still alive was that Teyla didn’t know the implications of the term life companion, and as soon as Tony found out, zy was going to have a colossal fit, not that John would blame zyr.

“Last but not least, this is my dear friend and former teammate, Dr. Daniel Jackson. Everyone, this is Atlantis. I’m sure you’ve all been dying to meet her. I think you know Colonel John Sheppard and Dr. Rodney McKay, but this is Teyla Emmagan. Teyla is Athosian, and I’m sure you’ll recall from my reports how invaluable she has been to us.”

Atlantis ignored Woolsey, Jackson, and the protection detail. She extended her hand, palm up, to Jae.

“It would please me greatly if you would come with me. I wish to show you your true origin and your true heritage.”

Jae again looked to Woolsey. He frowned and studied Atlantis silently.

“I know we haven’t made the best impression on you, Ms. Atlantis. I would like your word that if Jae goes with you, she will come to no harm while she is in your care.”

Atlantis frowned right back at him. “Zy will never come to any harm so long as it is within my power to prevent it, Mr. Woolsey. Jae is only the second kysra to return to Pegasus, and zy will be cherished by all within my structure.”

John definitely heard an undertone of, Or I will know why, and then I will give them cause to regret their own birth.

Woolsey pried Jae’s fingers from his upper arm and pushed her toward Atlantis, ignoring zyr fearful glance back at him.

“Go with her. I expect you to learn everything she has to teach you.”

Teyla made an indignant sound, but Rodney whispered something to her that silenced her.

“Well,” Carter smiled with that same false enthusiasm. “Shall we meet upstairs? We should make sure we’re on the same page before Atlantis is ready to begin negotiations. I’d also like to start the unloading process for the supplies the Daedalus has brought us.”

John observed Woolsey’s cool, suspicious stare, Jackson’s wariness, and the outright hostility and fear from their protection detail. He wondered if he’d be telling Rodney he was right after all.

*~*~*~*

Chernday, YangHui 28, First Year of the Returned
(May 28, 2008)

Atlantis’ presence in Rodney’s mind abruptly flared and went from partially annoyed yet hopeful to triumphant. She startled him into nearly losing his balance, and he had to stop typing to catch himself on the edge of the worktable.

Closing his eyes, he shook his head to clear it. When that didn’t work, he pressed his thumb and forefinger against his closed lids and focused on sending her a non-verbal ‘ouch!’ He didn’t know if their link worked like that, but he was going to try.

“Rodney? Are you alright?”

“Yes, fine,” Rodney snapped back at Zelenka. He sighed and dropped his hand to his lap. “Sorry, Radek. Yes, I’m fine.”

Zelenka took a few seconds to respond. “And now I am thinking I should call Doc Xander. If you are apologizing, you almost certainly are on death’s doorstep.”

Rodney opened his eyes only to narrow them in a glare. “See if I ever apologize to you again.”

On the other side of Rodney’s laboratory worktable, Radek raised both hands in a gesture of surrender. “It was a joke. Don’t be so touchy. Now, tell me what is the problem.”

“Muscle spasm.”

Rodney rolled his shoulders and made a point to rotate his head to stretch his neck. He had been working most of the day on a device that he absolutely refused to call the grab-n-go no matter what Radek and the others wanted.

“Uh-huh,” Zelenka replied, his tone skeptical. He removed his glasses so he could rub his eyes, so Rodney thought Zelenka believed it enough that he’d drop it. “Then you have solved the problem you were having with the device?”

Rodney huffed. “Not yet, but I will. No doubt I would have a breakthrough if you’d stop distracting me.”

“Me distracting you?!” Radek fired back, jamming his glasses back on his face. His atypical, immediate frustration made Rodney think he wasn’t the only one struggling with a project. “I am not the one who nearly fell off his chair due to a ‘muscle spasm.’ I was being very productive until you realized you’ve been stuck for hours now—”

“I have not!”

“—yet you will not ask her for help.”

“Atlantis is busy. Besides, it’ll come to me.”

Frustrated, Zelenka slapped his laptop shut and stomped around to Rodney’s side of the table.

“Rodney, no one will think less of you for working with her. Most are concerned about what it means that you call her, and she always appears. Worse yet, many of us have heard her speak to you affectionately, even calling you pet names. It is quite terrifying.”

Rodney perked up. “Really?”

He definitely liked the idea that people had heard Atlantis being affectionate toward him. He hadn’t realized it would make people fear him. It was an unexpected bonus that might prevent them from doing anything so stupid that he’d have to race to fix before it killed them all.

Yes,” Radek fumed. He tore off his glasses again and started cleaning the lenses on his shirt. “It does not make you lose any of your—I believe ‘street cred’ is the way to say it—to ask her for help.” He slid his glasses back on and grumbled, “Not that you had any to begin with.”

Back to being annoyed, Rodney protested, “I do so! I bet I’d have solved this earlier, but I haven’t had enough caffeine today. Hey! Somebody get me a coffee!” he shouted to the otherwise empty lab.

Atlantis appeared, coffees in each hand, before either of them could say anything more.

Zelenka choked on his next words, backing away from the city’s humanoid form.

Rodney yelped and clutched at his chest. “Atlantis! You can’t do that! You just gave me a heart attack!”

She stared at him intently, which he assumed meant she was scanning him, after which she smirked. “You asked for coffee, did you not?”

Rodney glared. “You did that on purpose!”

She laughed lightly. “I may have heard my name and been drawn to listen to your argument.”

Zelenka gaped. He shut his jaw with an audible snap and pointed to the door. “I—perhaps—yes, I think I should go now,” he said, backing toward it.

Rodney rolled his eyes. He really didn’t understand Radek’s irrational fear of offending Atlantis. She’d never harmed any of them except Keller, and that murdering psycho had definitely had it coming. She wasn’t even in one of her intimidating outfits, just the dark purple, flowing dress thing with a bunch of her crystal necklaces.

“Please stay, Radek,” Atlantis requested, dropping her teasing tone. She handed a coffee to Rodney, then padded toward the other scientist, her feet bare and silent on the floor as usual. Rodney would get around to asking her why she never had shoes someday. “I brought you coffee also. I wish to speak with you and Rodney both.”

Unable to resist good coffee any more than Rodney was, Zelenka allowed himself to be coaxed back into the room. Rodney made a moaning sound when he took a sip of his to drive the point home. Atlantis must’ve gotten it from Tony’s stash, because this wasn’t the bitter crap the military bought.

“Is there something I can do for you, Great Lady?”

“No,” Atlantis declined the offer with a gentle smile. “I wished to inform you and Rodney of something that was finalized during negotiations today.”

“I see,” Zelenka said. “Wait a moment. Aren’t you still negotiating?”

“Indeed I am,” she replied, making Rodney’s brow furrow in puzzlement.

Seeing their confusion, Atlantis explained, “I am able to manifest more than one humanoid form at a time now. I am unsure how many I will be able to manifest eventually, but two is not taxing in the least. Thus, I am negotiating with Woolsey and Jackson while I am speaking with you.”

Rodney could accept that. It made sense that she could do more now that she had all her ZedPMs.

“Oh, okay. You look smug. What did you do?” She also felt proudly satisfied in his mind, but he couldn’t exactly say that in front of Radek.

“I am quite pleased, yes. I succeeded in convincing the two Earther negotiators to do something I wished them to do, and they believe it to be their idea.”

//I will show you the conversation later if you wish,// she told Rodney silently. //It was quite entertaining.//

Rodney snorted. “Somehow that doesn’t surprise me. I assume it has something to do with us, since you wanted to talk to us?”

“In a roundabout way, yes. I have permitted them to convince me that it would be beneficial if I created a certain number of semi-permanent positions for the Earthers within my structure.”

“What? How?!” Rodney demanded. “And why? Why would they agree to that?”

Radek’s jaw had dropped, and his eyes were very wide and very blue behind his thick lenses, yet he remained silent.

She chuckled in amusement at their shock. “I indicated that because I am many thousands of years old, I do not perceive time the same way humans do. Unlike humans who live not even a full century, I do not form attachments to those who are only with me for a handful of years. I implied that by adding and removing people as rapidly as Earth tends to do, I had come to the conclusion that the people they send are ones they believe are disposable. Of course if that is the case, then it means that if I am attacked or need to sink my structure, I would not need to bother protecting the Earther humans like I would Tony and Ronon or even the Athosians, who have begun or brought their families and intend to be with me permanently.”

Rodney made a rude noise. “I can’t believe they believed something so ridiculous! I thought Jackson was supposed to be this perfect judge of character who could do no wrong. How did you get them to agree? Are they just civilian positions, or are there ones for military personnel too? What about my position; is it permanent?”

//Dearest, I am very different with them than I am with you. I will explain all in due time.//

Out loud, she said, “I allowed them to ‘prevent’ me from choosing the humans I wish to keep by title or rank. Instead, there will be a set number of residencies based on population and what I termed ‘usefulness.’ For instance, I wish to have experts in horticulture, agriculture, and aquaculture, but I have little need for yet another marine biologist who wishes to sit on the bottom of the ocean for days at a time so he may observe aquatic life forms in their natural habitat.”

Rodney snorted. He understood Atlantis was a city in an ocean, which appealed to those who studied oceanic phenomena and life forms, but the way Earth was sending them in droves was ridiculous.

“Earthers—or others from the Milky Way galaxy, I did not limit the wording solely to Earth—must indicate their willingness to be considered for one of the semi-permanent residencies through an application. Mr. Woolsey was very clear that I may only choose from those who apply,” Atlantis explained.

“We are calling them semi-permanent positions or residencies because Earth’s negotiators believe all humans will wish to leave sooner or later, and I have agreed that people must be allowed to terminate their contracts if they so desire. However, as long as I have at least one semi-permanent resident, one who is not also a kysra, then I will protect all those the Milky Way sends to me, even if I do not feel attachment to them.”

Rodney shook his head, studying Atlantis’ feral, triumphant grin. He was hardly able to believe that Jackson and Woolsey hadn’t seen through Atlantis’ bluff. Even when he thought she was intimidating, Rodney didn’t really believe she’d hurt them. Well, not unless they did something to harm or endanger Tony.

Radek spoke up, “How can that work with the militaries? There are different rules for various nations, branches, and enlisted versus officers.”

“Jackson made that very point, Radek. He explained that scientists also have contracts for set amounts of time that they must renegotiate periodically,” Atlantis said. “I told them that such agreements among Earthers are of no consequence to me so long as they do not require my semi-permanent residents to be moved to another location. The humans who contract for a residency will do so directly with me. They must also apply directly to me for a specific period of leave if they wish to be gone from my structure for reasons other than missions to Pegasus planets. It is only during scheduled leave that they will be permitted to go to Earth or any other planet within the Milky Way, unless they wish to forsake their residency and leave me permanently.”

“Err, Atlantis? I don’t think they explained that militaries don’t work like that. Militaries send their personnel wherever they please, whenever they please.”

“I am aware of that, dear one.” She casually picked up a ‘dead’ green crystal from the work station and somehow charged it before handing it to an astonished Radek.

Rodney very nearly demanded Radek hand over the crystal so he could study it. He hadn’t known Atlantis could do that!

“However, it seems the IOA and SGC have granted Woolsey and Jackson full power to accept or reject offers, so all Earth’s nations will be bound by our agreement. We decided that any humans who are sent to my structure would require a clause in their contracts with the IOA and SGC that states they may apply for and receive residency at any time. If it is granted, then they cannot be required to return to Earth or any other location in order to fulfill their duties. It is only if they choose to relinquish their resident status—or I terminate their status for some reason—that they can be relocated.

“The clause is retroactive to apply to all those here currently,” Atlantis added, “though I agreed to discuss applicants with the leaders of both the military and civilian organizations within my structure to gain their opinions and advice, of course.”

Rodney and John could apply. That was all Rodney could think when he realized that the agreement wasn’t limited to new personnel. Rodney knew he and John would never be together like he’d wished before he'd found out John was sarex, but his heart still did a stupid flip in his chest. It was probably just the coffee.

“Ah, and are you obligated to follow their advice?” Radek asked hesitantly.

“No. I was quite adamant that I not be forced to accept anyone I do not want.” Atlantis’ lips twitched. “I was so adamant about that point, I don’t think it occurred to them that I might contract with someone Earth does not wish to allow me to keep.”

Rodney yanked his head away from the hope that he and John would always be close, even if they were never lovers. “What about families? I mean, I don’t care if I only see Jeannie once per decade, but other people will care.”

“Ah, yes. I went on for quite some time about the differences I noted in morale and general disposition between the Athosians and the Earthers within my structure. I concluded that while there were a number of variables, having daily access to kinship groups or families was the largest difference between the two sets of humans.

“Therefore, when humans apply for a residency, they must also list any family they might wish to have with them, and what specializations or skills those members would bring to us so that I may consider them at the same time. There will be a letter they must to send to those individuals to determine if they wish to join the applicant, even though they can’t be told where they will be going. If I approve the applicant, then any family who state they wish to join him or her will be approved at the same time. The SGC will be required to send the family to me within one Satedan week of being notified of my decision.”

Rodney nearly choked on his coffee. “How in the world did you get that pushed through? Earth doesn’t have the power to open a wormhole to Pegasus frequently, and the Midway station won’t have room for a bunch of families!”

“Now you come to the heart of the agreement,” Atlantis said with a smile. “I agreed to give Earth the partially full ZedPM so that they have the energy to open their Gate whenever it is necessary.”

Radek sat down on his stool abruptly and rubbed his hand over his mouth, following with several unusually quiet phrases in Czech.

“How—” He cleared his throat. “How would one interested in such a thing go about applying for this residency?”

“That is why I am here, Radek. I promised I would consider all applications and limit my selections to only those who apply. Nothing in the negotiated agreement prevents me from asking my favorites to apply and guaranteeing them a position if they do.”

“Yes! I’m applying! See? This is me applying!” Rodney was beaming at her; he knew he was. It wasn’t just a smile, a smirk, or a grin. He was outright beaming. He couldn’t stop, and he didn’t care. “Where do I sign? Do you want a thumbprint, retinal scan, blood sample?”

She laughed delightedly. “I have loaded the application to your computers and completed most of it for you. You must fill in the section about what family you might wish to have brought here and customize the basic letter to a certain extent. Then sign your name and add your thumbprint. I will take care of the rest.”

Rodney darted back to his computer so fast he was surprised he didn’t sprain something.

“Be aware that if you sign a contract for a residency, you will be mine. My structure will be your home, and you will not be able to leave without my authorization, and then only for a specific time period. If you do not return to me and have not contacted me to request an extension, I will find you wherever you are and reacquire you myself.”

“I heard you the first time about being granted leave,” Rodney said, waving her off. “I’m sure you meant that part as a warning, but frankly? I find it reassuring to know Earth wouldn’t be allowed to stick me in a cell and tell you I changed my mind.”

//They could try,// she growled into his mind. //I am working on identifier technology that will allow me to track you wherever anyone might try to hide you.//

Radek was slower to open his computer and read through the document. “When you say family, do you mean only spouses and children?”

Atlantis moved forward to touch Radek’s forearm where it rested on the table. “Radek, Rodney and Tony did not meet until Tony arrived here a few months ago, yet they are brother and ayah now. I trust that you will choose people who are your family despite their legal relationship to you, or the lack of the same.”

Radek warily looked up from the screen. “And must I and any family be changed like Rodney was? I must become Satedan, ano?”18

“What?!” Rodney squawked.

Atlantis chuckled, giving Rodney a fond smile. “I told you he would realize but say nothing, did I not?”

Rodney grunted something that might have been a yes. He’d been so careful! How had Zelenka figured it out?

“I will likely offer the opportunity to approved applicants and their families, but I will not require anyone be changed. On the contrary, I think I will stipulate even those who immediately say they wish to be changed take a certain amount of time to think about it,” Atlantis said after some consideration. “I asked Rodney to allow me to change him before Tony and Ronon married. It took him many weeks to agree.”

“I wanted to be sure!” Rodney protested, thinking she was criticizing him.

He received a rush of pure love from her as she looked up and said, “Yes, and I believe that is part of why you have adapted so quickly and so well. I do not believe that would have been the case if I had compelled you to be changed while you were still unsure.”

“Yeah, yeah,” he grumbled happily. “I’m putting down my sister, her kids, and even her stupid husband just in case something happens and they need to leave Earth. Unless there’s a threat worse than the Wraith, Jeannie won’t want to come, and I don’t really want her here.”

He loved her, but he could only take so much of her relentless disparagement. They got along much better when she was on Earth and he was in Pegasus… and they didn’t speak.

Atlantis hmm’d and padded to his side of the work bench. “I had not considered that. Perhaps there should be two sections: one for people you wish to invite, and the second for people who are guaranteed an emergency placement if tragedy should strike Earth.”

As she spoke, Rodney watched the document split to form those exact sections, with Jeannie and her family listed under in the ‘lifeboat’ one.

He raised an eyebrow and looked up at her. “You think you’re funny, don’t you?”

Her lips twitched, and as close as they were, he could see the multiplication of the supernovas that indicated she was laughing at him, but not in a cruel way.

“My structure is a ship, is it not?” Atlantis shrugged elegantly. “Why should it not be a lifeboat for those who are chosen by my people?”

Rodney could only huff and turn back to his application to add his signature and thumbprint. He just knew Sheppard was influencing Atlantis for the worse. She’d never started with the puns until one day when John had explained why he thought they were funny.

Jeannie already knew about the city, so he’d just email her to let her know she and her family had a spot if they ever needed to leave Earth rather than using the form letter.

 “Excellent,” Atlantis said. “Now you shall tell me what difficulty you have run into with your new device, and I will assist you unless you truly do not wish me to.”

Radek shot him a self-satisfied look from the other side of the table.

“Oh, put a sock in it, Zelenka!” Rodney ordered. “I could’ve done it myself! But… yeah, okay. So it’s like this….”

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Chapter 11

Keplerday, YangHui 29, First Year of the Returned
(May 29, 2008)

(Some dialogue stolen borrowed from SGA Season 4, Episode 17. No copyright infringement intended.)

The Daedalus was docked on the East Pier, and there were dozens of new people in the city.

Ronon was not happy about it.

In fact, one of those new guys was working with Tony at that very moment so that he could replace zyr. Ronon knew his meraska was unhappy about losing zyr job and worried that the new guy wouldn’t care about justice like zy did. That made Ronon down right pissed off. Tony should never have to be unhappy about anything.

Tony had made him promise to wait and see what the new guy did. What Ronon didn’t tell zyr was that if the new guy didn’t do the job right, Ronon knew where the scientists sailed out and chummed the waters to bring around those really big fish with individual teeth the size of Ronon’s hand.

That one biologist guy who’d been burned earlier in the year practically worshiped Tony after zy had gotten Atlantis to completely heal his skin so he could go diving again. Then Tony had gotten Atlantis to start working on a pod thing for deep sea exploration. It wasn’t done yet, but the burned guy had recently told Tony that he thought it wouldn’t be much longer before he could start testing it. Ronon knew without a doubt that that guy would be thrilled to do Ronon a favor if it meant making Tony’s life better.

Ronon was further annoyed because that Teal’c guy Carter was so excited about was supposed to come through McKay’s Gate Bridge that morning. That wouldn’t have bothered Ronon at all, except Teal’c was supposed to teach him about how to make nice with the IOA people on Earth. Ronon didn’t give a crap about the IOA, other than the control they exerted over the people on the city. He would’ve flatly refused to go, but Tony’s Earth friend, Jimmy, was supposed to be graduating about the same time. Tony was excited about seeing him, which meant Ronon was going to suck it up and go with zyr.

Ronon was supposed to be up by the Gate to meet Teal’c any time now, which led to the final thing that was irritating him.

He’d been out on his morning run when he’d almost literally run into a new guy being an ass to one of the guys who’d been on the city since before Ronon had gotten there. It wasn’t anything Ronon would have to report to Wolfe until after he was done. The new guy had just been trying to intimidate the other guy into being some kind of beast of burden and hauling his shit around for him.

Well, Ronon wasn’t going to put up with that, especially since he could vaguely remember the one guy talking with Tony at some point. Tony had been smiling, which probably meant the guy was okay.

So Ronon had grabbed the new guy by the back of the neck and dragged him to one of the many gyms around the city for a little IST time. A lot of the people he’d passed on the way had openly laughed. They’d known exactly what was going on without him having to say a thing. They even attracted a couple of followers who wanted to come watch the show.

Ronon put the guy down for the millionth time and sighed. He was thoroughly disappointed by the lack of challenge, which meant he’d missed part of his run, and he still had to figure out where he was going to get a decent workout. Great. Yet another thing to fit in his schedule for the day.

Earthers are a lot of damn work, Ronon thought, not for the first time.

“That’s him. Come on.”

Ronon put the guy down for a final time and turned to see Carter, a very Earther-looking guy, and a new guy who didn’t look like an Earther at all. He was big, though not as big as Ronon, and he had his hair in awesome tiny braids that made Ronon like him better than 95% of the people he met on principle. He also had a symbol carved into his forehead in gold. Ronon had to respect somebody who could take that kind of pain, though he wondered why anyone would do such a thing.

“Ronon Dex,” Carter started, smiling in that same happy way she did when she was talking about her old team. She gestured to the guy. “I’d like you to meet Teal’c of the Jaffa. He’s the one I was telling you about.”

Teal’c did an odd mini-bow thing and said, “It is a pleasure to meet you, RononDex.”

“And this is Dr. Daniel Jackson.”

“Pleased to meet you.” Jackson smiled and started to offer a hand, but pulled it back when Ronon aggressively snapped up his water bottle, ignoring Jackson. Ronon had already had about as much Earther as he could take for the day.

“You’ve been working with Earthers for a long time, right?” Ronon directed at the Jaffa man.

“Indeed, more than a decade.”

“Huh,” Ronon grunted and took a swig of his water. “When does all the stupid shit stop making you want to dump them into the ocean?”

Carter just rolled her eyes and sighed. Jackson kind of choked. Teal’c had a pretty good blank face going on, but Ronon could’ve sworn he saw his lips twitch.

“I could not say, as only rarely have I had access to such a large body of water.”

“So never, huh?”

Teal’c arched one brow. “Doubtless, you have already discovered that Earthers, like all beings, have a variety of personalities. Some are more compatible; some are less so.”

“Yep. That’s a never.”

There was a bunch of looking back and forth among the three that Ronon didn’t quite know how to interpret. He thought it might be Teal’c telling them to back off.

“Colonel Carter, Daniel Jackson, perhaps you could leave us to become better acquainted,” Teal’c suggested mildly, confirming Ronon’s suspicion.

Jackson had a frowny face thing he was doing, but Carter grabbed him by the elbow and steered him toward the door, smiling cheerfully over her shoulder.

“Sure, Teal’c. Have fun, guys.”

Once they were gone, Ronon addressed Atlantis.

“Hey, ‘Lantis. Teal’c got quarters yet?”

//He does. He and Dr. Jackson are in guest housing opposite the quarters Mr. Woolsey and Jae chose.//

She showed him an image of exactly where she meant. Ronon found the choice to be very sensible, which meant it probably wasn’t anything the Earthers had done on purpose. The quarters were within the central tower but on a floor that could be sealed off independent of any other security measures. He doubted the Earthers knew that part.

“Okay. That’s a good spot.” Ronon ignored Teal’c’s raised eyebrow and grabbed a towel. He wiped off his face, then tossed the towel in the laundry bin and jerked his head toward the door. “Let’s go put your stuff in your room.”

Teal’c did one of those mini-bow things again, and they found their way to the guest quarters. Along the way, Ronon found himself explaining the basics of how to open doors and find transporters. He also had to explain the fact that Atlantis was a being, not just a physical city. He couldn’t believe Carter had forgotten to tell him that part. It was that, or Teal’c just wanted to know about her from Ronon’s point of view.

“Very few are able to hear her in their minds,” Teal’c verified.

“Right. Just me and Tony for now. You have to be Satedan. Earther brains aren’t made the right way for it or something. No idea what would happen to your brain if she tried to talk to you.” Ronon had mental images of Teal’c’s head exploding, but he was sure they were his own imagination, not Atlantis. Well, 90% sure. Probably. “Maybe just call for her if you need her. Ask her to talk to you, and she'll usually appear in human form.”

Teal’c put down his single bag and removed his traveling robes. Underneath, he was wearing a leather vest and trousers that wouldn’t have been out of place on several of the Pegasus worlds Ronon had been to.

“So my meraska said I woke up with my bitch pants on today. You’re supposed to be pretty badass. Wanna spar before we talk about the morons at the IOA?”

Teal’c looked to be considering the idea.

“If we get staves or bantos and do it somewhere public, it’ll draw a crowd,” Ronon offered, trying to sweeten the deal. “It’s good for us, lets us show off, and provides entertainment for a bunch of other people.”

“A good workout can indeed make less pleasant matters easier to bear.”

Ronon assumed that was Teal'c's way of agreeing, so he led them toward a gym to pick up a couple of staves, then toward one of the city’s main junctions. It was one with windows and chairs, and there was already somebody there reading a personal tablet. Good. They'd spread the news, and it wouldn’t take much time at all to get a nice audience.

Over two hours later, Ronon was bleeding, his left wrist was probably sprained if not broken, and he was going to have more bruises than he could count. He’d given as good as he’d gotten, though, so Teal’c was in about the same shape. There was a huge crowd circled around them, yelling encouragement, cheering, or booing, depending on who they were betting on. Even Sheppard was there.

It was awesome.

Teal’c was everything that the reports about him had promised. Knowing that the man was going back to the Earther galaxy to stay was tragic. Even as he fought, Ronon wondered how he could talk Teal’c into staying.

He wasn’t quite sure when Carter showed up. She somehow got between him and Teal’c just after he’d landed a badass blow that had broken Teal’c’s staff in two. She tried to separate them, and she was saying something he should probably listen to, but Ronon’s blood was up too much to care.

Teal’c threw down his two staff halves. Ronon threw down his staff. They went after each other with bare fists. They only got in a couple of punches each before Starsong stuck her big face—literally—into it and roared at them.

“Ronon, Teal’c, stop!”

Ronon blinked away the battle lust to see Carter moving past Starsong to stand between him and Teal’c, her arms stretched out as if that would keep them apart.

“Let’s call it a draw,” she ordered, her voice strained.

The entire crowd groaned.

Ronon blinked, shocked to see Carter was really upset: distressed-upset, not pissed-off-upset.

“I do believe we became overly invested in the match,” Teal’c said, wiping at the blood dripping down his chin.

Ronon was proud that the other warrior was panting as much as he was.

Carter dropped her arms, distress turning to confusion.

Ronon stepped around Carter and held out his right hand. “The reports are right: you’re badass.”

Teal’c clasped his forearm. Yep. That was definitely a smile.

“Want me to show you the infirmary? Doc’s really good.”

“That would be the wisest course at this time, as I believe my ankle is severely injured.”

“So’s my wrist.” Ronon offered his shoulder, and Teal’c put his arm over it to steady himself as they started down toward the transporter. “You think you’ll come back? I haven’t had a really good workout like that in a long time, unless I was fighting the Wraith. I don’t count them.”

As they walked away, Ronon heard, “Does somebody want to explain to me what just happened?”

It was followed by Sheppard’s laconic reply, “I’m not totally sure. At first I thought they were trying to kill each other, but now I think it was just two really terrifying guys bonding.”

“Huh. I should feel bad sending them both to Earth, but I don’t.”

“You don’t think Teal’c might want to come hang out for a couple years, do you? We could use more like him against the Wraith.”

“Sheppard!”

*~*~*~*

Gaussday, YangHui 30, First Year of the Returned
(May 30, 2008)

Tony looked around the Gateroom, not quite sure what zy was feeling. Zy had known zy would be going back through Midway to Earth with Ronon, Teyla, and Teal’c, but zy had thought that was the extent of their little group. As it turned out, the IOA had requested a security escort. That meant Logan Wolfe was tagging along, which worked out just fine for his own plans. In fact, Tony suspected he had maneuvered so he would be included.

Tony could tell Logan was tense, anticipating seeing his kyta for the first time in a year. He’d been corresponding with his ex via email, but she hadn’t responded to his last request to see Aaron, which made him worry even more than he had been. It turned out that Logan trying to talk to his ex-wife was much less productive than Atlantis negotiating with the IOA. Those negotiations had been going rather well, much to Tony’s astonishment.

Atlantis was staying silent about it all because she didn’t want to put Tony in an awkward position with people thinking zy was influencing her for or against Earth. That meant zy had to find out all the dirt the same way everyone else did: gossip. What zy’d learned was that Earth had managed to negotiate the old, partially-full ZedPM out of Atlantis with the stipulation that Rodney would be the one to install it back on Earth.

Tony didn’t know everything Atlantis had gotten in exchange, but zy knew one thing had to be the new, long-term residencies people were applying for. Tony privately thought Woolsey and Jackson had only agreed to the establishment of the residencies because they’d thought no one would want to be assigned for an undetermined amount of time so far from Earth, not to mention somewhere that the mortality rate was so much higher than for the people assigned to Earth. More likely than not, those who did apply would be the people whom Earth wanted to be rid of anyway.

Zy wasn’t so sure about Dr. Jackson. It was possible he had agreed because he understood the desire to explore, plus he was Carter’s former teammate and friend. He might have wanted her to be happy, and he would’ve known she had orders waiting for her that would force her back to Earth when she wasn’t ready to go. Tony didn’t know them well enough to be able to guess how far Jackson would go for her.

Tony thought zyr first theory was more likely. From what zy could tell from talking with people, even the new ones the Daedalus had just brought, the city was still a dumping ground for the too abrasive, too loud, too gay, or anything else too much for the base on Earth. Zy’d begun to suspect that even Colonel Carter had been sent partially because she was too influential with General O’Neill and posed a possible threat to Landry’s authority if he did anything ugly enough for her to catch wind of.

No matter what Earth’s reasons were, it was a victory for Atlantis. The scuttlebutt said the only people everyone was positive had been approved were Rodney, Wolfe, and Lorne. Those three made sense because Lorne and Teyla’s betrothal was the worst-kept secret in the city, Wolfe had started letting people know that his son was actually his kyta, and everybody "knew" Rodney would never give up a position that let him lord his authority over other people when going back to Earth meant he might be sent back to Russia or Antarctica.

All other requests were pending. No one could be sure exactly who had applied unless that person talked about it. Not even Tony knew, though zy was guessing there were a whole lot more applicants than Woolsey or Jackson thought there were. Zy couldn’t wait for it all to come out when it was time for the Daedalus to head back to Earth.

The ability to grant what Tony saw as quasi-citizenship was probably the largest concession Earth had granted Atlantis. Zy assumed the second largest was that the families were being granted permission to join approved residents on a case-by-case basis. Tony had heard that Atlantis told Woolsey she was going to be highly selective, and the families she permitted would have to be useful to the city as a whole. The obvious exceptions were kysra. Atlantis wanted any and all the kysra Earth was willing to give her.

Tony knew Mason Grant was happy about it. He’d basically had a bait-n-switch pulled on him when he’d agreed to come to the city. He’d left the FBI and agreed to move to parts unknown as a favor to his godfather with the stipulation that his wife and daughter could come with him. They had been packed up on moving day in anticipation of the arrival of a moving company when a black SUV with black-tinted windows showed up to usher Grant to an urgent meeting related to his new position. Once they’d gotten on the freeway, he’d been beamed to the Daedalus… without his family. Grant hadn’t requested residency yet (Tony thought was only a matter of time because he seemed like a good guy), but Atlantis had authorized Saara Virtanen-Grant and Gemini Grant’s arrival anyway.

That whole Grant family situation, plus finding out that some Italian Major had had his request for his kyta denied by the Italian IOA representative had infuriated Atlantis. She’d demanded and received the guarantee that the SGC would try to send Wolfe’s kyta, the Grants, and the Italian’s kysra back with Tony’s group at the very minimum. She was angry enough that she’d told Tony the alternative was having her show up, hang out above the White house a la Independence Day, and beam anyone she wanted into her structure, then fly away, which Tony still thought was hilarious.

“You got everything?” Ronon asked for the sixth time.

Zy smiled at him, keeping zyr temper in check. Zy knew both Ronon’s fussing and Tony’s temper were the result of nervousness. Neither of them were looking forward to the trip.

“Yes, caro. I have everything I could possibly need. We’re only going to be on Midway for a day, then on Earth for two at the most.”

Ronon grunted.

“I have found it is the nature of mates to worry over each other.”

Tony turned zyr smile on Teyla. “Evan freaking out about you leaving?”

She closed her eyes and sighed heavily. “Very much so. He would be here right now if I had not convinced Colonel Sheppard to have an emergency that required Evan’s assistance to resolve.”

Tony pressed zyr lips together to keep from laughing, but Teyla caught zyr anyway.

“It is alright, Tony. You and I are the only ones permitted to laugh, since we both rejoice in and endure our mates.”

Ronon huffed and sent Teal’c a look that invited him to commiserate, but the Jaffa was too wise to make a comment contrary to a woman and a pregnant kysra while still within their hearing. No person, human or Jaffa, would make it to more than a hundred years old without knowing when to keep his mouth shut.

“Well, if you know what you’re doing, then do it! I programmed the macro myself, Benson. All you had to do was push the button, but you couldn’t even do that right!”

“Ah, the dulcet tones of Rodney berating someone in the morning. It wakes a person up like freshly brewed coffee.”

That got Teal’c to turn around and look at Tony, one very dark eyebrow lifted in a silent demand for a sane explanation.

“Rodney is like coffee: hot, acidic, and bitter depending on where and how you get him, but adding chocolate always makes him sweeter.”

Teal’c’s lips twitched, and he dipped his head to concede the point.

Zelenka and two more scientists trudged toward them, carrying backpacks with heaven only knew what in them. Rodney had probably decided he couldn’t leave his favorite decoder ring at home or something.

“Rodney!” Zelenka shouted.

Rodney’s head snapped up, and he darted down the steps from central operations, no doubt leaving several people who were more than happy to see him go.

“It’s about time! Did you remember the—”

“Yes.”

“And the—”

“Yes, Rodney! You sent me the list eight times already since midnight! I have everything you demanded, though I don’t know how you’re going to carry it all.”

Tony slanted a look at Ronon.

He gave a cut-off groan. “If I don’t volunteer, you’re going to, aren’t you?”

Tony just grinned zyr favorite Cheshire-cat grin, the one zyr former coworkers had learned to fear.

“Fine. McKay! Get the bags over here. I can carry one. Wolfe’ll take one too.”

“Just when did I volunteer?” Wolfe complained under his breath but didn’t actually object further than that.

“I will assist you also, Dr. McKay. It is my hope that we will be on time reaching Midway so that we may be on time reaching the SGC.”

“See? Look at that, Zelenka. Some people like me.”

There was a smattering of Czech with an English “people like Tony” stuck in the middle, but everyone just ignored it and got themselves re-situated. Tony was going to have to learn some Czech someday. If zy spent enough time in the labs, zy’d learn all the best cussing for sure.

“Alright, Benson. Dial Midway, please,” Carter instructed.

Tony briefly wondered where Chuck was, but then the Gate was lighting up and the not-water spinning into the room, then collapsing to form the vertical, blue puddle.

“Shall we go?” Teal’c inquired.

“Yep.”

Ronon reached for Tony’s hand, and they followed Teal’c and Wolfe through the wormhole.

“Oh nooo,” Tony groaned, stepping onto the metal grate in what zy assumed was the Midway station.

Zy managed to stumble to the edge so Teyla and Rodney could come through before the wormhole collapsed, but zy had to lean against Ronon and pant lightly.

“Is TonyDex unwell?”

“Maybe. Zy’s makin’ zyr morning sickness ‘gonna puke’ face.”

“Kyta Dex did not like the multiple wormholes, just so you know. Zy did not like them. At. All,” Tony whined.

“It shouldn’t have had any effect! It’s probably your anxiety more than anything, Tony. My macro was perfect! My macro is a freaking work of art and would never have caused nausea!”

Tony could practically feel Rodney frowning at zyr in worry.

“I'll be fine, Rodney.”

“Ahem. Are you all alright?” a voice called out much too loudly through the loudspeaker.

Out of the corner of zyr eye, Tony could see Wolfe offer the technician a thumbs-up. Ronon also raised a single digit, but it wasn’t his thumb.

“You’ve spent way too much time with the Marines if you’re flipping off people without even thinking about it,” Wolfe commented, far too amused.

“’kay. Let’s go so I can have a bed and some crackers.”

A short walk and one annoying scientist later, and Tony was lying down on a bed… one of the two beds available.

“What, do they think we’re going to sleep in shifts? There isn’t even enough room for all of us to sit down in here,” Rodney bitched.

“We could,” Ronon said practically, “but Tony sleeps the whole night where zy is.”

Of course, that was the coveted bottom bunk. Tony thought as soon as the kyta decided whether or not zy was going to eject Tony’s stomach, zy would argue it out. Until then, zy was going to shut up and rest and focus on keeping zyr insides where they belonged.

Rodney parked himself on the bed at Tony’s feet with his laptop, and Wolfe was rather obvious about appointing himself as the first shift guard at the entrance to the room. Oddly enough, Teal’c introduced Ronon and Teyla to the Three Stooges on the small television in the room. That and Rodney’s muttered complaints made a comforting background noise that allowed Tony to doze off until the alarm started blaring a few hours later.

“Stay here!” Ronon snapped.

Instantly alert, Tony sat up. Luckily, the nausea had faded and didn't return even under the new rush of adrenaline. “Fuck that! If there’s something going on, the safest place for me is right beside you.”

Ronon gnashed his teeth at zyr, but he didn’t take the time to fight about it, instead grabbing his gun belt off the top bunk and leading the group with Teal’c. Like usual, Tony and Rodney were put in the middle; Teyla and Wolfe were on their six.

They’d barely stepped out of the room when two Wraith drones came around the corner. Ronon had his particle gun up and had killed them both before anyone else had managed to do more than suck in a shocked breath.

“What’re the Wraith doing here?!” Ronon demanded.

Teal’c stepped over the dead Wraith and picked up their weapons, passing one to Wolfe. “I was about to ask the same question.”

The first place they headed was to the armory, where they all grabbed P90s and pistols, and Teyla found a staff sort of thing that Tony thought might have been a broom handle at one point in its life. Teal’c must not have been the only person who enjoyed fighting with more ‘primitive’ weapons.

“We need to secure the Gate room,” Ronon stated.

“No,” Rodney objected. “We have to get to the control room.”

“More Wraith could get through the Gate,” Teyla protested.

“Yes, but they can’t go anywhere else without the control room. We have to lock it down!”

“It is best we keep moving, and—” Even as Teal’c said the words and started out the door, he had to raise his weapon and take down more Wraith drones.

The rest of them followed behind, and everything turned into a first-person shooting game Tony had never wanted to play. They all worked together to keep firing at Wraith drones and trying to move forward. Tony had memorized the plans for the Midway as a way to handle zyr anxiety about the trip, and zy was grateful zy had because everything started to feel like a maze of silver-grey ladders, corridors, and doorways.

It was when they reached the evacuation prep room that their plans went to shit.

They heard a lot of boots marching toward them, so they all pressed themselves against the walls and tried to be as silent as possible. Once the Wraith were past the doorway, Ronon stuck his head out to check. When he pulled it back in, he was pale.

“They’re heading to the Gate room,” he said, his jaw clenching.

Oh, fuck. Tony knew that look, and it boded nothing good.

“If you wanna go to the control room, you go ahead,” he told the rest of them. “I’m going after them.”

“Ronon!” Tony whisper-yelled after him.

Assuming they survived this, there was going to be such an ass-kicking in Ronon’s future. Zy tore after him anyway.

“Dammit, Dex!” Wolfe snarled, sprinting behind zyr.

They all managed to get back into formation so they could cover each other better as soon as they got to Ronon.

There were more hallways, more ladders, more menacing doorways with the added fun of needing to track the Wraith without getting so close they heard them and turned around. There were far too many of them for just the six of them to kill.

When they turned a corner, the grey suddenly took on the strange, blue light of an open Gate. Tony thought zy would puke, but it didn’t have anything to do with the kyta that time.

“They’ve dialed Stargate Command!” Rodney whispered shrilly. “How could they do that unless that bungling idiot Lee didn’t put in the lockdown code?! Or, shit, Kavanagh is up there. I bet it’s his fault!”

Ronon glared at him. “Doesn’t matter.”

“Indeed. We must pursue them.”

Ronon and Teal’c shared a look. Ronon smirked and nudged Teal’c with his elbow.

“Now you’re talking.” He turned to Tony. “No idea how this is going to turn out, but you’re no safer here.”

“I did not see any of the males,” Teyla pointed out. “Surely they must still be on this station.”

“Teyla’s right. We’re all going to Earth, just a little different than we planned,” Wolfe said, his eyes cold and dangerous.

When Ronon would’ve started into the room, Tony grabbed him by his shoulder, then fisted zyr hand in his hair and dragged him back, kissing hard. “I love you. Don’t die.”

Ronon’s grin was feral. “I love you too. Let’s go kill some Wraith, m’kysra.”

“Screw Epcot; you take me on the best vacations,” Tony snarked back.

Even with all six of them fighting, they barely got to the Gate in time to get through before it shut down. Coming out the other side was even more fun than Pegasus to Midway had been. Tony ended up hanging onto the railing and puking over the side. Zy sincerely regretted eating breakfast that morning.

“Oh, jeez, really?”

“Fuck you, Rodney,” Tony retorted when zy could breathe again.

“Are they dead?” zy heard Teyla ask.

There was a pause, and Wolf replied, “They’re alive, just stunned. Probably something to do with that freaky, giant ball thing.”

“I dunno,” Ronon said, having verified Tony was going to be okay. He studied the strange metal ball at least three times the size of a sports medicine ball. “Never seen one of these before.”

Teal’c was trying to see the downed soldiers and looking up through the clear material that separated the Gate room from the control center.

“It appears other personnel have been stunned as well. It is now a question of how much of the base has been compromised.”

They hurried into the command room and found the internal camera feed. Tony took the opportunity to rinse zyr mouth into a trash can with a handy bottle of water. Zy was sure whoever Walter was, he wouldn’t mind when he found it missing.

“Where are the Wraith?” Teyla asked. “It is not that I wish to see them, but I fear where they might have gone. If they have reached the surface of your world….”

Tony felt like puking. Again.

“They will be unable to do so,” Teal’c intoned. “The pulse of energy from that or another device has triggered the SGC automatic lockdown.”

“So nobody in, nobody out?” Tony guessed.

“Indeed.”

Ronon’s expression turned savage. “Just the way I like it.”

“Oh crap,” Rodney whimpered. “I’m with someone who thinks killing Wraith is fun.”

Wolfe had gone around, picking up extra ammo from the unconscious soldiers. He put in a new magazine, hitting it with his palm to make sure it snapped into place.

“Killin’ Wraith is always a good time, McKay.”

Rodney’s eyes went wide. He gasped and exclaimed, “Holy crap, you’re just like Sheppard! How did I not know this about you?” He glared at Tony. “How could you not warn me that we were going with Sheppard 2.0?

Wolfe gave him a slow, predatory grin. “Nope. I’m worse. I’m a Marine.”

Tony snickered.

“I believe we should move now if we wish to kill the Wraith,” Teyla snapped.

“Right,” Ronon gave her a sharp nod. “Let’s go.”

“Oh, goody. No more tin can, now I’m in a giant sewer. I exchanged metal grey for cement grey. The military really knows how to do interior decorating, don’t they? I wonder if they have a look-book for this kind of thing. Maybe I could get some ideas for the nursery.”

Wolfe snorted, but Ronon hushed zyr.

They were back to making their way down long corridors, past open doorways and rooms where Wraith could show up at any time. The unconscious people strewn about like a child’s forgotten action figures didn’t make it any less terrifying.

Then they came upon what looked to be a mummy in a uniform. Logically, Tony had known what the Wraith did to people. Zy had seen the photos and videos, but it was a whole different thing to see it in person.

Teal’c crouched down by the body.

“He was fed on by a Wraith,” Teyla explained, glancing from Teal’c to Tony. “We can do nothing for him now.”

Ronon added, “It’s not a good way to go.”

“Indeed.”

“You say that a lot,” Ronon pointed out.

“Pardon?” he asked, picking up the nifty, s-shaped weapon the soldier had been carrying.

“Indeed,” Wolfe clarified. “You say it a lot.”

“Do I?”

“Though I am not sure why we are having this conversation right now, you do indeed say ‘indeed’ a lot,” Teyla snapped, the sympathy in her voice when she’d been explaining about the body they’d found completely gone.

“I had not noticed.”

“Talk about talking another day. We must go,” she ordered.

They were off and running again, or at least rushing. They knew they had to be getting closer because there were more and more bodies of those who had been fed on.

Around the next corner, Ronon yelled out something inarticulate and drew his particle gun automatically rather than use the P90 he was carrying. He shot a drone, then ran forward.

Tony saw it just before it happened. Zy cried out zyr husband’s name, but zy wasn’t fast enough to stop the Wraith drones who had backtracked after their fallen fellow.

The drone slammed Ronon into a wall, but Teal’c took that one out with the weapon he’d picked up before.

Tony, Teyla, Rodney, and Wolfe began firing at the never-ending stream of drones that kept coming from the connecting corridor. For every one they killed, it seemed like two more took its place.

Another drone got Ronon by the throat and had him pinned against the wall. Ronon was left fighting off the creature’s feeding hand. Tony went from fear to rage and emptied zyr entire clip into the wall of drones, forcing zyr way toward Ronon.

Having gotten a small window of space, Teal’c turned and saw Ronon’s predicament. He snatched up Ronon’s particle gun and killed the Wraith keeping Ronon pinned. Tony felt like zy could breathe again, and zy grabbed another magazine from some unknown victim and kept firing.

When the corridor was finally cleared, Ronon took a second to lean over with his hands on his knees and cough. Tony was instantly by his side.

“I’m okay; I’m okay,” he reassured zyr, forcing himself upright.

Tony eyed the bright red marks on Ronon’s throat but nodded.

Teal’c handed Ronon’s gun back to him, butt first. “I would very much like to have a weapon such as this.”

“Yeah. Get in line,” Ronon retorted, taking the gun back.

He and Teal’c flashed each other barely-there smiles, and then it was time to move again.

Tony noted the bodies of the fallen were just stunned again instead of fed on. Zy wasn’t sure if that meant the Wraith were done with dinner, or they were going in another direction and zyr team would have to backtrack to find them.

When they came to a closed door, Teal’c put his shoulder to it and forced it open.

Tony almost laughed. This had to be the IOA people zy, Ronon, and Teyla were scheduled to be interrogated—er—interviewed by the next day.

“Wait,” Teal’c ordered.

He moved slowly around the table where a human man was just getting to his feet.

“Ronon Dex, Tony Dex, Teyla Emmagan. This is Mr. Coolidge of the IOA.”

“Oh. Hello,” Tony said, not at all prepared to make nice with a bureaucrat, even if he was the one heading up the IOA. Zy was a little busy with the whole killing Wraith thing.

“Hey.”

“Greetings, Mr. Coolidge.”

“What happened?” the man asked, his face almost as green as Tony’s must’ve been when zy came through the Gate. Zy hoped he didn’t puke.

“You were rendered unconscious by a Wraith stun device,” Teal’c explained calmly.

“What?” Coolidge staggered where he stood. “There are Wraith? Wraith are here?

Wolfe could’ve taken over and probably should have at that point, since he was technically the ranking military person awake on the base.

Tony glanced at him, and he minutely shook his head.

Okay, so probably a story there. Tony wasn’t going to get into it while they were still trying not to die.

By the time Tony tuned back into the conversation Teal’c was having with Coolidge, Ronon was involved, and the petty little bureaucrat was ordering them to get him to a radio so he could call for help.

“What, you think I’m going to leave this in the hands of someone who isn’t even an officer, you aliens, and a—a delt? You’ve got to be kidding me. Get me to a radio!”

“I don’t think—”

“NOW!”

Tony was proud of Ronon for not ripping off the asshole’s face. Tony certainly wanted to.

It was with lips pressed tightly together to prevent them from saying something they’d regret that the team moved back into the corridors. This time, Coolidge was in the protected position with Tony, and it was clear he resented it until the first time they met Wraith. When that happened, he seemed perfectly happy to scream and flail about, then cling to Tony’s back as everyone else killed Wraith after Wraith.

They eventually came to a T-style intersection where they would have to split up. Of course, they had to clear out the Wraith first, which took some doing. Tony was panting and glad for a chance to wipe the sweat from zyr face by the time the dead drones were piled two- and three-high around them.

“Teal’c, go left. Take Teyla and McKay. I’ll go right with Tony and Wolfe.”

“Where is Mr. Coolidge?” Teal’c asked.

“Fuck!” Tony looked around, but all zy could see were Wraith bodies. Zy hadn’t even registered when the man had stopped whimpering and clinging to zyr.

“Dunno,” Ronon replied. “We gotta move.”

Eventually, Tony’s team found Coolidge and got him back to the command center where he could contact the military.

“Well?” Ronon demanded.

It was the damnedest thing: in a room without Wraith immediately in sight, Coolidge seemed to flip back to bureaucrat.

“I’ve contacted the military. They’re fully aware of the situation, which means, unfortunately, they’re preparing to nuke the base.”

“What?!”

Tony was glad to hear Wolfe and Ronon were as dumbfounded as zy was.

“Stargate Command has been compromised,” Coolidge continued calmly, as if nothing were wrong. Maybe he was just in shock. “The only way to fully prevent the Wraith from infiltrating the general population is to destroy it.”

“Tell them to call it off!” Ronon ordered.

“I can’t do that. Not as long as there is a single Wraith alive on this base!” Coolidge yelled back.

About that point, the rest of the people in the room started to wake up.

“Wraith? What, here?” a shorter guy with glasses said, his horror at the thought giving him a burst of adrenaline and causing him to get himself together faster than the others.

“Look, we’ll deal with the Wraith,” Ronon gestured impatiently to himself, Wolfe, and Tony. “You still got people alive in here. Buy us some more time.”

“We don’t have time,” Coolidge snapped. “There’s an escape hatch to the surface. We need to get to it immediately.”

Ronon gritted his teeth, and his nostrils flared. He refocused on the internal surveillance. “Where’s Teal’c’s team?”

“There,” Wolfe pointed, already having located the cameras while Ronon and Coolidge argued. “They’re surrounded. We’ve got to get back to them.”

Sure enough, Teal’c, Rodney, and Teyla were pinned down, fighting for all they were worth as they tried to get to the next junction so they could get away.

“We don’t have time!” Coolidge protested. “We’ve got to go!”

“Not without our people,” Tony snarled.

Zy was so done with the asshole and all his bullshit. Zy met Ronon’s eyes, then Wolfe’s, and they all started toward the steps. Tony was terrified, but fuck that little bastard if he thought they would leave their people to be eaten by the enemy. Fuck him with a cactus dipped in scorpion venom.

Coolidge was following them. “There’s a clear path to the escape hatch! We need to get out of here now!”

Tony whirled around and got all up in Coolidge’s face and jabbed a finger into his chest.

“You wanna run away and save yourself, fine.”

“We’re staying here,” Ronon added through gritted teeth. “We’ve got people to save.”

Tony’s heart broke for the agony zy could see in his eyes. After getting the chance at a family, Ronon was going to lose it all yet again. Even so, he knew better than to tell Tony that zy should go, that zy should escape without him. They would live or die together, and Tony was certain they’d have another chance. They’d sworn it to each other when they’d married, ‘in this life and into the next.’ No matter what happened, Tony would never regret choosing Ronon. In a second that held eternity looking into zyr husband’s eyes, zy knew he felt the same.

When they finally found Teal’c’s team, they had reached another T-junction and were pinned down from three sides instead of two. They’d also run out of ammo if the pipe Teyla was wielding was any indication. Teal’c was going at the drones, hand-to-hand. Rodney was pinned against a wall, using his P90 as a blunt object and trying to keep out of reach of a Wraith’s feeding hand, even using his legs to try to push the creature away.

That was the first Wraith Tony killed in the corridor. Zy made zyr way to Rodney’s side and pulled one of the extra magazines zy was carrying in zyr pockets and even between zyr back and zyr pants waistband. Zy and Wolfe both had scavenged every ammo magazine they could find as they’d moved through the halls, assuming they’d run out sooner rather than later if they didn’t.

“Here,” zy handed it to a shaking Rodney. “It generally works better if you use it to shoot. If you’re gonna go for a bat, I prefer a nice aluminum alloy.”

“I’d kiss you, but it would be like kissing my sibling… oh wait.”

Tony snorted. Rodney was gonna be okay if he could still snark.

They went back to killing Wraith, and time became a weird combination of too fast and too slow. Zy saw the Wraith that threw Teal’c into the wall, but zy thought he’d gotten back up. It wasn’t until zy heard Teal’c screaming in pain that zy realized he’d been hurt badly enough he hadn’t been able to get up on his own. The Wraith had pinned him down and was trying to feed.

Teyla practically flew across the distance. Instead of hitting the Wraith, she shoved her pipe up through its spine and into whatever it had that worked as a brain in its head.

Zy heard Teal’c say, “Excellent timing.”

She smirked at him. “Indeed.”

The last few Wraith died comparatively quickly, and it was finally over.

Yet not.

“We gotta get that little bastard to call it in. They’re still planning to nuke our asses,” Wolfe panted, swiping at the trail of blood going from his hairline down to his chin.

“What?!” Rodney shrieked.

They double-timed it back to the control center… well, they ran as fast as they were capable of at that point. None of them had escaped bruises or sprains. Tony was probably the least injured because they all had moved to protect zyr over anyone else. Zy was still exhausted, nauseated, and bruised.

“Why was the Wraith unable to feed on you?” Teyla asked Teal’c as they ran.

“I do not know. Perhaps I am incompatible because I am Jaffa.”

Wolfe remarked. “It’s a good day to be a Jaffa.”

“Indeed.”

Tony would swear Teal’c almost cracked a smile.

It turned out Coolidge was still in the control center. Tony thought it might have something to do with the fact that he couldn’t be out-braved by a delta. No matter why he was there, he was useful. He got the strike called off with minutes to spare, and everyone in the room cheered.

Tony shut them out and went into zyr husband’s welcoming arms. They tilted their heads, their lips coming together softly, then less so as they kissed each other, their hearts filled with joy and gratitude.

There was more laughter and some hooting and wolf-whistling, but Tony didn’t care.

Later, there would be medical exams to be endured. There would be unending meetings for explanations and debriefs. There would be blame assigned to them and others. No doubt Landry and the bureaucrats would do everything they could to point the finger at Pegasus, but Tony and zyr friends would survive. If they could survive the Wraith, they could survive petty assholes too.

There would be the mundane details like being assigned to quarters, finding clean clothes, Tylenol, and other essentials, and since their own were still back on Midway. At some point, they’d have to track down food and drink. After that, there was no doubt in Tony’s mind that their little group would sit around in one room until they absolutely had to divide up to sleep. Even then, zy’d be surprised if zy and Ronon ended up in a room alone. If there was a sofa at all, they’d probably end up with a bodyguard.

But all that would come later.

Right now, Tony, Ronon, and the kyta were alive. Their friends were all safe too.

It was a good day to be a Dex.

Chapter Text

Chapter 12

Casimirday, YangHui 31, First Year of the Returned
(May 31, 2008)

The next morning, Tony and Ronon sat together on a sofa in the small office next to the room the IOA had been given and waited for Teyla to finish her interview. Tony decided to bring up what zy’d been thinking about ever since zy’d woken up.

Caro, you know that first big fight we had? The one where you said I was naïve about the Wraith?”

Ronon nearly flinched back, but Tony resolutely held onto his hand.

“Yeah, I’m sorry. I never should’ve said that.”

“No, that’s not what I meant.” Zy reached over and cupped Ronon’s bruised face, turning him to look at zyr. “I meant I think you were right. I could read all the reports, see the photos, and even watch the videos of autopsies and that one with John being fed on by that male he nicknamed Todd, but it isn’t the same as being face-to-uh, whatever that mask thing is that all the drones have where their faces should be. It’s nothing like seeing the mummified remains of people you know were walking around, doing their jobs an hour earlier.”

Ronon angled his body so he could touch his palm to Tony’s cheek and bring their foreheads together.

“I’m sorry you saw that. I never wanted you to see that in real life, but you were awesome, Tony.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. Completely badass.”

They both grinned and, without conscious thought, turned their embrace into a full hug.

“You were too. I’ve seen you spar, and Atlantis showed me footage of you and Teal’c, but I’d never seen you fight like you did yesterday. You were – don’t make fun of me for using the word – you were magnificent. It was a little like seeing a mythical god brought to life.”

Ronon made a little growling noise. “Oh yeah?”

“Yeah,” Tony breathed, kissing Ronon’s neck.

Ronon returned the favor, nuzzling and kissing the space between Tony’s neck and shoulder. He was offering love and comfort, not lust. They weren’t interested in starting anything more than that, certainly not where they were.

“I think it helped me, as weird as that is to say.”

“No, I get it,” Tony murmured into his t-shirt. Zy slid zyr palms down Ronon’s back, giving and taking comfort from the solid strength of zyr husband. “It made you feel back in control of your skills, your body.”

Ronon was silent for a few seconds. “That sounds right. It was a different kind of threat, but it was still something trying to take control of me, and I fought it off and won. A lot.”

They laughed softly, mostly out of relief at being alive. Despite having a good night’s rest—for some value of good, since they’d been relegated to the guest quarters in the mountain, though at least it was VIP guest quarters—they were still exhausted and a little bit in shock.

“You did win.” Tony leaned back so zy could press a kiss to Ronon’s lips. “You won, and you saved over seven billion people.”

Ronon blinked, both eyebrows shooting upward.

“What?”

“Well, let’s be real here. It was your decision to go after the Wraith who’d headed toward the Midway Gate instead of trying to get to the control room. If you hadn’t done that, Earth would’ve been invaded by the drones and probably by the rest too. There must have been a commander of some kind issuing orders.”

“Well, right. I know that, but seven billion people? I can’t imagine that many people on the same world. I don’t know if there are that many people in Pegasus all together.”

“There are over seven billion on Earth, probably closer to eight billion by now.”

Ronon closed his eyes and cursed. Since Tony didn’t have Atlantis translating for zyr, zy wasn’t sure about what he’d said, just that it was profanity.

“Ronon?”

“I’ll be fine,” he assured zyr, raising his eyes to zyrs once more. “I just had a second there where I thought about what it would do to both galaxies if the Wraith had that many humans, that much ‘food.’”

The implications sobered Tony instantly. “They’d win. They’d take over the Milky Way and Pegasus both.”

“It was we, by the way.”

“What?”

“We. You were there. You helped save Earth too.”

“Huh.”

Tony blinked, and zyr jaw dropped. That…. That hadn’t occurred to zyr. Zy had helped save the world yesterday. Zy had killed who knows how many life-sucking, bipedal vermin. Tony and zyr closest friends had saved each other.

Suddenly, the prospect of facing zyr former colleagues later that day wasn’t quite as daunting.

There was a knock at the door, and Teyla slipped through. She was doing that serene smile thing she did when she had been surprised, but not with something bad.

“It is your turn,” she announced.

“Which?”

“Mr. Coolidge said you could be interviewed together, if you so desired.”

“Absolutely.” Tony stood and stretched zyr back.

“Don’t crack it,” Ronon requested, “please.”

Stopping when zy was just about to twist to crack zyr back and neck, Tony smiled. “Okay, just for you. I really am trying to break the habit.”

“I know.”

The interview room felt a lot like a group interrogating a suspect, but whatever. Tony could deal with it. All of the IOA reps were on one side of a long, dark table, leaving a single chair on the other side for the interviewee. Ronon pulled up a second chair, leaving the original for Tony.

Much to zyr surprise, the questions were all standard stuff, though Tony was a little confused that they all seemed to think that zy had been born on Sateda. Zy didn’t bother to correct them.

Finally, Coolidge asked, “Ronon Dex, do you feel that you can fulfill the duties of an SG team member with diligence, integrity, and respect for those in authority over you?”

Ronon leaned close to the microphone and uttered a very simple, “yes.”

“Tony Dex, do you feel that you can fulfill the duties of law enforcement with diligence and integrity, administering justice impartially, without respect to the individual’s status, rank, or place of birth?”

Uh, what?

Tony didn’t ask and instead leaned forward and repeated Ronon’s “yes.”

Coolidge looked to the members on his left, then on his right. Seeing no disagreement, he said, “Then that is good enough for me.”

Mind blown at how simple it had been after the way Coolidge had acted the day before, Tony remained silent as other representatives spoke to Ronon. They had a lot of complimentary things to say about Ronon and his fighting abilities. He was, apparently, exactly the kind of person we need out there fighting the Wraith. Then it was over, or so zy thought. They were the last interview the IOA had planned until after lunch, so when Tony and Ronon rose to leave, so did everyone else.

“Oh, Mister, um, Tony Dex?”

Stomach clenching, Tony turned back to Coolidge.

“You can say Kysra Tony or Kysra Dex. It is an honorific as well as a gender on Sateda,” Ronon informed him.

“Very well, Kysra Dex, if you wouldn’t mind waiting a moment….”

“Of course,” Tony agreed, keeping zyr expression neutral. It didn’t matter if zy minded. Zy knew well enough that if someone with Coolidge’s power asked zyr to wait, zy would wait.

After the other IOA representatives left the room, Tony and Ronon moved forward to meet Coolidge at the head of the table.

“Kysra Dex.” Coolidge looked down and pressed his lips together, then straightened his shoulders and met Tony’s eyes. “I, along with most people I know, have a certain idea about what deltas, what kysra are, and what their place in society should be. Yesterday, a pregnant kysra obliterated those notions when zy—that is the correct pronoun, yes?”

Tony nodded, having no idea where he was going.

“Alright, when zy proceeded to go into battle against an enemy that I’m not embarrassed to say has haunted my nightmares ever since I found out about them. Zy was brave, braver than I, and fought as skillfully if not more so that the vast majority of XY or XX people could have.”

Coolidge’s cheeks flushed, and he swallowed, glancing away before forcing himself to meet Tony’s eyes once more.

“I hate being wrong, but you surprised me yesterday. It wasn’t just with your loyalty, but your ferocity and skill that made me question my assumptions. Your actions yesterday saved my life and the lives of all those within the SGC. Because of that, I have been forced to begin a paradigm shift of such magnitude that I am struggling to comprehend just how incorrect I was and the rest of planet Earth still is.”

Tony was beginning to wonder if zy was still asleep. That was not what zy had expected to hear from anyone on the IOA, ever.

Coolidge opened his briefcase and took out two slim, leather cases that looked a lot like the leather case Tony had for zyr digital tablet.

“It occurred to me that you saved my life, yet you have more autonomy and legal protection on Atlantis than you do on Earth. You may well be safer on Atlantis, where you might be attacked by the Wraith on any given day, than you are on Earth. That is unacceptable.”

He passed Tony the top case and Ronon the second.

“I posed the question to the IOA, and then to the U.S. President. I believe we have come up with a solution. There are others who enjoy diplomatic immunity when they are part of a classified project. In recognition of your actions yesterday, we have chosen to recognize the two of you as citizens of Sateda and therefore Ambassadors any time you are on Earth.

“In these portfolios, you will find your letters of certification and your identification cards issued by the U.S. department of state. I recommend you keep the ID cards on your person any time you are on Earth.”

Tony pulled out the card, which was about the size of a driver’s license, and tried not to gape at the official blue border, zyr photo, and the official title of Ambassador. Zy flipped it over and found the required statement, ‘This person has been duly notified to the Department of State and under international law enjoys immunity from criminal jurisdiction. The bearer shall not be liable to any form of arrest or detention, but may be given a notice of violation. The bearer shall be treated with due respect and all appropriate steps shall be taken to prevent any attack on the bearer’s person, freedom, or dignity.’

Tony was so stunned, zy had to lean zyr hip against the table to keep from falling over.

“What does it mean?” Ronon asked.

Tony’s mouth moved, but no sound came out. Coolidge had to answer for zyr.

“You were previously issued something similar, Mr. Dex, and it gave you all the rights and freedoms an American citizen would have. This is the ‘amped up’ version, you might say. You and Tony both are exempt from the law in most cases. It makes committing a crime against either one of you a crime of greater significance. Not just local police would be involved, but the investigative branch of the Secret Service would be as well.”

“Huh.” Ronon narrowed his eyes and got a shrewd look. “That cover things like a crazy woman who got somebody to fake a document that said she and Tony got married so that she didn’t get kicked out of the country; then she stole all Tony’s money, including something called a trust zyr mater left zyr?”

The longer Ronon’s question had gotten, the wider Coolidge’s eyes had grown.

“That—ah—that definitely would be covered. And you say this person forged a marriage license to avoid extradition?”

“I don’t know that word.”

“Yes.” Tony finally got zyrself together enough to speak. “Her name is Ziva David. The date on the forged certificate, February 1st, is the same date this little one was being made, so I can promise you, I was nowhere near her,” Zy added, patting the Bump gently.

Coolidge flushed but duly noted down the date in the iPad he had picked up to take down Ziva’s name.

“Do you have any idea who actually produced the forged document?”

Tony paused. Did zy really want to go all scorched earth on their asses? For a moment or two, guilt held zyr back.

“Tony,” Ronon said, getting zyr attention. He put a supportive hand and the small of zyr back. “You just helped save over seven billion people yesterday. The least they can do is fix your records and get your money back. Those people who decided to steal from you? The consequences are on them.”

Tony knew Ronon was right. Zy forced down the guilt. “Either Abigail Sciuto or Timothy McGee, possibly both. They both worked with me at NCIS, and they probably used NCIS’ computers to do it.”

Coolidge’s eyes flicked up to look at Tony in shock, then back to his tablet.

“Could you spell Sciuto, and do you have a list of your assets?”

Tony did so, then said, “I don’t have one on me, of course, but I can give you the name of my investment broker. He should have records.”

Coolidge took down those names and a few more notes. He seemed amused when Tony managed to get across what zy’d had Rodney do to make sure zy was in a domestic partnership with Ronon prior to the date Ziva had ‘married’ zyr, without actually coming out and saying it or saying who had done it.

“I’ll get the investigation started on this immediately,” Coolidge said. “The final thing I wanted to ask you is if you still plan to attend a graduation this afternoon.”

“Yes, if it’s at all possible. If I have to limit my time, I’d rather skip the ceremony and see my friend in person. There’s a small gathering for him. I had a gift, but it’s back on Midway.”

Coolidge looked up from his tablet, and blinked. “Oh, you don’t know?”

“Know what?”

“Teams from Atlantis had to go to Midway to deal with the Wraith there. Apparently one of the Wraith males altered one of the Bridge Gates in order to gain access to Midway and Earth. Since we don’t yet know how the Wraith discovered the Bridge, and the team from Atlantis couldn’t regain control of Midway, it had to be destroyed. I’m aware that Dr. McKay had the ZPM Atlantis is trading to earth. It was retrieved; however, I’m not certain if anything else was saved before they had to activate the self-destruct. They’re sending someone else with the ZPM and anything else they saved. In fact, it should be here by now.”

Tony had to make zyrself to breathe. Rodney was going to be horrified and blame himself.

“Was anybody hurt? Colonel Sheppard?”

“There were casualties,” Coolidge admitted, “but Colonel Sheppard was not on the list I saw.”

Tony half sat on the table and rubbed zyr forehead. When zy dropped zyr hand to zyr thigh, zy noted that Ronon was clenching his jaw repeatedly. Apparently, it was just going to be that kind of day. Zy reminded zyrself that it could’ve been worse, and it would have if their people hadn’t stopped the Wraith at Midway.

Ronon reached out to zyr, and Tony let him take zyr hand. “I guess we’re gonna have to go shopping again, huh?”

Tony laughed. “Yeah, but we’re going to have to use Rodney’s credit card. I don’t have any money until the Secret Service gets it back for me, remember?”

Ronon shrugged. “Rodney won’t mind.”

“Dr. Rodney McKay?” Coolidge’s eyes were wide and shocked. His eyebrows had risen up so high they were nearly where his natural hairline should have started, had he not started to go bald.

Tony had to laugh again. “Yes, Dr. M. Rodney McKay. He stood for me as my brother at my wedding, which makes him part of my family under Satedan law. He’s an awesome guy, just kind of… prickly. Like a hedgehog, but cuter.”

Coolidge nearly swallowed his tongue at Rodney being called cute.

Tony’s smile faded. “I know it’s really difficult not to, but try to remember to give people a chance to make their own impressions. After all, I’m not what you thought a kysra would be, and you’re certainly not who I expected to meet when I stepped through the Gate to Midway.”

Tony didn’t add that the guy he’d met the day before, the one who had been an asshole had been exactly whom he’d expected to meet, but people could change. Coolidge had done a dramatic about-face overnight. Being rendered unconscious, nearly being eaten multiple times, then almost being nuked would do it if anything could. Talk about a series of life-changing experiences.

Coolidge flushed. “Yes, of course. I will try to remember that.”

Tony straightened, and Ronon moved into zyr side and reassuring warmth.

“So, hey, what’s your first name anyway?”

“Oh,” Coolidge blinked, like nobody had asked him that in a long time. “It’s Andrew. No short versions, just Andrew.”

Tony nodded and held out a hand. “It’s nice to meet you Andrew. I’m Tony. Just Tony.”

Andrew smiled hesitantly and took zyr hand. “I’m pleased to meet you, Tony.”

*~*~*~*

Tony was flying so high from the meeting that zyr grin nearly blinded Logan, who was waiting for them near their guest quarters.

He lifted one eyebrow and tilted his head. “Good interview?”

If anything, Tony’s grin got wider. “Excellent interview.” Zy flipped out the credentials and zyr new ID card. “Check it out. I’m Ambassador Tony Dex.”

Logan’s jaw dropped. He took the folio Tony handed him, then Ronon handed his over.

“Holy shit. So are you getting Secret Service to escort you to the graduation? They’re the ones who protect ambassadors, you know.”

Tony snickered at the thought of back-in-the-day, Secret-Service Kate having to protect Tony.

“Nah. I convinced them that you and Ronon were enough to protect me and kyta Dex. They did say I get a gun of my choice, but nothing that’s too obvious.” Zy pretended to pout. “I guess that means the AT4 launcher is out.”

Logan snorted and handed the folios back to them, then threw Tony’s shirt at zyr.

“Here’s your laundry, Dex.” Logan had volunteered to do everybody’s laundry, since most of them had interviews, and Rodney didn’t have time because he was going to be harassing people in the labs to get them ready for the ZedPM. “Get dressed, and we’ll head out to buy something decent to wear to your friend’s graduation.”

“Uh, about that.”

Tony brought Logan into the room so they could shut the door, and zy ended up telling the story about the asshats at NCIS again. Wolfe was satisfyingly indignant on zyr behalf. Even facing away to give them a little privacy to change, Tony could tell he was pissed.

“No, Ronon. Wear those black jeans you borrowed. Please?”

Ronon gave zyr confused look.

“I plan to objectify you and ogle your ass at every available opportunity. I’m taking stuff with me just so I can drop it and have you pick it up. A lot.”

Ronon huffed a laugh, and Logan groaned.

“Plus,” Tony added with a slight flush, “they’re just like the ones you were wearing the night we met.”

Needless to say, Ronon wore the jeans.

*~*~*~*

Teyla and Rodney declined to go with them, so it was just Tony, Ronon, and Logan. Rodney didn’t have a credit card with him that Tony could use, but he called his bank and screamed at people until suddenly Tony was on a small account, and zy could pick up a card with zyr name on it at the local branch of Rodney’s bank.

Of course, Tony nearly had heart failure when zy’d realized that zyr definition of a small account and Rodney’s were vastly different. Rodney had been very smug about the whole thing, so Tony told him that he was going to be punished with at least an hour of snuggle time while they watched the baby videos over and over. For whatever reason, it did work for Rodney like watching a fish tank. He got really mellow then fell asleep more than half the time.

Logan commented that Tony was going to need to read up on the difference between punishment and reward before the kyta came along.

Ronon just rolled his eyes. “It’s a sibling thing, I think. They do this crap to each other all the time at home.”

Shopping with Logan was hilarious, especially since he’d stuck his comm in his ear, and he demanded that he be allowed to check all the stores before Tony entered, which scared the crap out of anyone in the small shops in the upscale shopping center they’d gone to. He narrated the number and positions of the people who entered and left, and any time a salesperson would get too close, he’d suddenly be there saying, “Please don’t touch the Ambassador, ma’am. We can’t have just anyone touching zyr. Being here is a security risk, but the Ambassador insisted.”

Ronon got into it and demanded he and Logan get matching suits and dark sunglasses so they could both play security. Tony regretted letting Ronon watch all those movies with bodyguards, but zy gave up and let them do as they pleased. It was just easier that way.

Zy got a decent suit, though it wasn’t Tom Ford or Zynga. Neither of those designers made delta pregnancy clothing—not a surprise—and Tony had gotten to the point that zy needed the less fitted waistband unless zy wanted to wear something hugely oversized everywhere else. Zy consoled zyrself that at least the suit trousers looked as good on Ronon as the jeans had.

All in all, the two men made Tony feel significantly better about the whole experience and having to buy Jimmy a generic gift because his real gift had gotten blown up on Midway. If Tony hadn’t known Atlantis kept copies of absolutely everything, zy would have cried because zyr tablet with all the baby pictures zy’d wanted to show Jimmy had been in zyr bag back on Midway too.

Rodney heard about that somehow (which was when Tony started to suspect Logan’s comm wasn’t quite as much for show as he’d led zyr to believe), and suddenly a courier showed up at their location with a brand new tablet. It seemed Rodney had been ‘testing’ the new ZedPM by dialing a couple of planets. Of course, Atlantis just happened to be the first one he tried, and once the Gate was open, well, he might as well talk to Atlantis and get her to send the baby pictures in a burst so Rodney could put them on a tablet and have it delivered to Tony.

Because that made sense.

Really.

Just because Tony wasn’t brilliant like Rodney didn’t mean zy’d fallen off the tuber wagon yesterday. Zy wondered if Landry had had an aneurysm at Rodney’s blatant misuse of the ZedPM. Ha! If only they could be so lucky.

Finding a place for the Apollo to beam them to in D.C. was easier than Tony had assumed it would be. There was a hotel room the IOA kept permanently reserved, just in case someone had to be beamed to or from some important meeting in D.C.

“I’d imagine we won’t be taking a taxi,” Logan commented, straightening his blue striped tie one last time in the mirror.

Ronon had refused to wear a tie on account of them being “a way to tell your enemy that you want to die by strangulation instead of being shot.”

Tony strode toward the door, only to be stopped so Logan could go first and Ronon could walk beside or behind zyr. Tony sighed, glad they were still having fun with being ‘security,’ even if it was starting to get a little old by that point.

“No, they said they’ll have a car waiting.”

There was a shiny black Lincoln Towncar, and a young man sporting a Marine dress uniform and a high-and-tight haircut waiting just outside the hotel doors. Logan confirmed he was waiting for their party, and they were soon on their way toward Ducky’s house. According to the information Jimmy had emailed Tony a couple of weeks ago, the celebration was being held in the rose garden behind the house.

Tony started getting nervous again on the way. Zy’d forgotten what hell D.C. traffic was, and they weren’t even in the city proper. Zy had gotten ridiculously spoiled by being able to magically transport zyrself wherever zy wanted to go back home. Zy also had a tension headache. That, or zy had a headache from not having Atlantis in zyr head. Even when Atlantis was letting zyr be separate, Tony could always sense her as a sort of background noise sort of feeling. Zy hadn’t even realized it until zy had been on Earth long enough that zyr mind felt cold, and zy kept getting the feeling that zy’d forgotten something zy desperately needed.

“Hey.” Ronon reached over and took zyr hand.

Tony looked over at him and tried to smile.

“It’ll be fine. You’ll see.”

“I hope so.”

“No matter what happens, can’t be as bad as yesterday.”

Tony – and Logan, who was in the front seat – snorted at that.

“Yeah, true. It’s gotta be better than that, right?”

Ronon just smile and squeezed zyr fingers. He rubbed his thumb over the back of zyr hand every time Tony started fidgeting. Zy wasn’t cracking zyr knuckles, which zy called a win. Zy was trying to break that habit, for the most part. It turned out to be harder than zy’d thought it would be, since zy’d never realized how much zy did it.

Soon enough, they were in Ducky’s neighborhood, and the driver had brought the car to a gentle stop against the curb.

Tony saw Gibbs’ yellow charger, Abby’s hearse, and McGee’s sports car. Zy also saw what used to be zyr SUV, which meant the only person zy really wanted to see was there. Zy didn’t recognize many other vehicles, which meant they were probably more NCIS coworkers or Jimmy’s other friends.

“Are we getting out?” Logan finally inquired.

“Yes,” Tony replied, but made no move to do so.

“You want security or a friend?” Logan asked after another couple minutes had ticked by.

Chagrined, Tony huffed a laugh. “Uh, yes please?”

 “Alright.” Logan got out, then opened Tony’s door. “This way, Ambassador Dex.”

When Tony sighed and shifted zyr weight to start walking, Logan put a hand on zyr shoulder.

“Remember, you are Ambassador Dex, and you just saved the fuckin’ planet yesterday. They can all go fuck themselves.”

Hearing an f-bomb twice from a man who generally didn’t curse much made Tony blink. Then zy grinned.

“Got it…. Thank you, Logan.”

Logan gave zyr a faint smile and tilted his head in acknowledgement, then got them started toward the house. He rang the doorbell, and the door opened a few moments later. By then, Tony’s heart was racing. Zy kept trying to tell zyrself there weren’t any Wraith in the house so zy needed to calm down, but it wasn’t helping. When zy was about to be faced with them, zy almost would’ve preferred to have faced Wraith instead of his former coworkers. Zy could kill Wraith without feeling guilty. Diplomatic immunity or not, Tony couldn’t exactly do that with his old team.

“Hello?” Michelle Lee, dressed in a soft, flowy dress instead of her suited-up-lawyer look, stared up at Logan, her brown eyes wide.

“Hi, Michelle,” Tony said quietly, moving slightly out from behind Logan. “Wanna let us in and hopefully not scream or do anything really loud to announce my presence?”

Michelle gasped, but clapped a hand over her mouth. She stepped back to let them in. When she dropped her hand, she was smiling brightly.

“I can’t believe it’s you!”

Pulling up zyr Very-Special-Agent-Tony-DiNozzo mask felt too strange. Tony just couldn’t do it, especially not when zy was standing there with Logan keeping an eye out for threats, and Ronon standing next to zyr being his normal, intimidating self.

“I told him I’d try.”

Michelle was nodding vigorously. “Oh, I know. He read me the email. We just didn’t think you were going to make it, not if you were—” she waved a hand vaguely toward the door, “out there, overseas somewhere. He’s going to be so happy.”

Tony was relieved to hear Jimmy wanted zyr there. “That’s great. Do you think you could go get him without alerting the masses?”

“Uh….” Michelle looked toward kitchen door, which Tony knew would lead to the backyard. “Maybe? I’ll try.”

“Everybody’s hopped up on their crazy pills today, huh?”

“Do they really need pills to make them crazy?” Michelle bit her lip.

Tony just sighed. “Point. Different game plan. You walk out with Ronon,” Tony gestured to zyr husband. “Jimmy will recognize him, then say you need his help with something, and the two of you come back.”

Michelle nodded and straightened her shoulders.

Unfortunately, zyr plans were foiled yet again when Ducky came through the kitchen door.

“Who was at the door, my dear?” Ducky caught sight of Tony immediately. He actually staggered backward. “Oh. Oh my.”

“Hello, Ducky.” To zyr bodyguards, zy said, “Well, I guess it’s time to face the music. No way out of it now.”

Zy handed the gift in its bright gift bag and plethora of tissue paper to Michelle. “Would you please make sure he gets that? I have the feeling it’s going to get busy, and I don’t want to drop it.”

“Of course, Tony,” she said, taking the bag, her lips turned down in disappointment or sadness, zy couldn’t tell which.

“Let’s do it, boys.”

Logan moved toward the door where Ducky was still gaping at Tony. He made a show of raising one hand to his comm. “Two in the house, one male, one female. We’re progressing through a kitchen toward the backyard.” A pause. “Roger that.”

“Sir, if you’d please move,” Logan stared at Ducky, stone-faced.

Ducky was so taken aback that he stuttered an objection, but he moved out of the way.

Having put Jimmy’s gift with the others on the credenza, Michelle slipped past Logan out the back door with a soft, “Here, just wait. Let me try first.”

Once outside, she went up to Jimmy and stood on her toes to whisper something into his ear. He made a face, looked toward the house, then looked back at her. She just smiled and patted him on the arm as she urged him away from where he was talking with—or being talked at, more accurately—Abby Sciuto, hyperactive, wild gestures and all.

Wow, and here Tony hadn’t thought Michelle was that brave, but subjecting herself to Abby on a roll? That took guts. Tony owed her.

Past Logan’s shoulder, Tony also caught sight of Gibbs manning the grill. Of course, there was no way Gibbs would let anyone else be in charge of his food, especially if he could be lauded for his supreme grilling skills.

Ziva walked up to him with two beers and passed one to him. Interesting. She must not be pretending to be pregnant anymore if she was drinking beer. Tony squinted. Did her hair have a significantly redder hue to it? Zy could’ve sworn it had been a uniform brown last time zy’d seen her.

Zy thought about that for the point-three seconds it needed to make zyr want to hurl and moved on.

McGee was talking animatedly to Vance, who appeared to be enduring it rather than enjoying it. Good. Let that asshole see what ‘the future of the agency’ looked like when he put all his stock in someone like MIT-Timmy-McGee.

Jackie Vance, her two kids, and another dark-haired little girl Tony didn’t recognize were over studying some of the roses. Zy could see her pointing out things and talking to them. It was cute. Too bad Jackie and the kids were stuck with Leon Vance.

There were a few other people standing around and talking in small groups, but it was nothing like the huge celebration Jimmy had said Ducky wanted to throw for him. Of course, Ducky didn’t know that other teams from NCIS had already taken him out for a round of drinks or whatever else suited them all. Once they’d found out that the MCRT was invited, almost all of them bailed on the party and had done something else to show Jimmy that they appreciated him. Tony certainly couldn’t blame them.

Tony glanced back to see that Ronon had Ducky cornered. He was speaking too quietly for Tony to hear, but from the pallor of Ducky’s face, zy could see it was an enlightening conversation… for Ducky at least.

When Jimmy got to the screen door, Logan nudged Tony back against the wall where they wouldn’t be immediately seen. Jimmy opened it and stepped through, blinking at the change from extremely bright, late-spring sunlight to the dimmer indoors.

Jimmy spotted Ronon standing over Ducky first and frowned. He started toward them.

Wary of only the screen door between them and the people outside, Tony murmured, “Hey, Gremlin.”

Jimmy stopped short and whipped around so fast he almost tripped over his own feet. Steadying himself on the counter, he spotted Tony. He seemed to light up from the inside, grinning so hard Tony thought zy could see every tooth the guy had.

Jimmy drew in a huge breath. Tony darted forward and put a hand over his mouth before he could say anything.

“Easy does it, Jimmy. Loose lips sink ships… or in this case, attract too-curious assholes.”

Jimmy’s shoulders shook with laughter, and he nodded. Tony withdrew zyr hand only to find zyrself gripped in a tight hug, the autopsy gremlin practically vibrating with excitement.

“Holy crap, Skywalker! I never thought you’d really be able to be here!” he whisper-screeched into Tony’s ear.

Tony laughed, some of zyr tension fading as zy reconnected with the one part of zyr life zy had been disappointed to give up.

“You’ve been in touch all this time?”

Tony was nearly surprised by the bewildered hurt in Ducky’s voice. Zy supposed he’d get around to the righteous indignation as soon as the shock wore off.

Jimmy eventually let Tony go, except for the hold he kept on zyr forearm, as though afraid zy would vanish if he let go completely. Which was ironically more possible than he knew.

“Yes, we have. I didn’t tell you because I knew you’d never keep it from Gibbs,” Jimmy said with a fleeting glance over his shoulder. “Oh, hey Ronon. Good to see you again.”

Ronon smirked at the casual greeting. Jimmy must really want to drive home the point that he knew Tony and Ronon when no one else did.

“Hey, Jimmy. You take your lady back to that restaurant she liked so much?”

“Out of my budget at the moment, more’s the pity,” he pouted, though his eyes gleamed with amusement.

“Just get one of those little black cards. Tony got one, and now zy can buy anything.”

Jimmy laughed, not knowing that Ronon really didn’t know the ins and outs of credit cards and how they worked. There wasn’t anything remotely like that in Pegasus. Heck, the vast majority of Pegasus didn’t even use currency.

“You look good, Gremlin. I’m really happy to see it.”

“You too! Oh, did you bring baby pictures?” he asked. “Is it weird if I ask to touch your stomach? It is, isn’t it? It’s weird. Sorry.”

Tony got zyr phone out of zyr pocket and undid the suit jacket. Zy smoothed zyr palm over the Bump.

“You can touch it; it’s fine. I’m not exactly huge yet, though it’s not as easy to pass as a guy with a beer belly to people not in the know.” The salespeople had instantly known the difference, for instance.

“It’s true, then,” Ducky murmured.

Tony wondered if the older man would have gone shouting for Gibbs if Ronon weren’t keeping such a vigilant watch on him, one hand on Ducky’s shoulder keeping him in place.

“It’s amazing!” Jimmy whispered, touching gently with his fingertips. “It’s so hard! I mean, I knew that happened, but it’s just strange to feel it and know there’s a tiny baby under there.”

Tony snorted. “You’re telling me! Weirder is when I can feel zyr moving. It’s just little flutters now, but I have the feeling zy’s going to kick a lot of ass, just like zyr dada and papa.”

Jimmy aww’d and withdrew his hand. Tony buttoned up the coat again, not liking having Ducky’s eyes on the Bump, even if Ronon would kill him before he ever got anywhere near zyr.

“Pictures?!” Jimmy was practically bouncing.

Tony unlocked the tablet and went to the gallery right away.

“Oh, wow! That’s amazing imaging. You’re right about it being advanced, experimental tech. I’ve never seen anything this clear at such an early date.”

They got through the images and two of the very short segments Atlantis had snipped from the longer videos before Logan alerted them.

“Incoming. We can take it outside, or we can leave. I’d prefer not to have a confrontation in a confined area.”

Jimmy looked so crushed at the mention of Tony leaving that zy couldn’t do it.

“Outside,” zy sighed.

“You don’t have to, Tony. Don’t do anything you’re going to regret.”

Tony put zyr arm over Jimmy’s shoulders and guided him into zyr little protected zone between Logan and Ronon.

“I’m not going to regret it. I just hope you won’t either. I’m not the same person they all knew and liked to walk on.”

“There might be harsh words?”

“It’s possible,” Tony grimly agreed.

“But I don’t have any popcorn!” Jimmy pretended to cry, making Tony laugh. Something within zyr eased once zy knew zy wouldn’t be ruining zyr friend’s party.

They made it to the screen door just before Gibbs reached to open it.

Logan swung the door open, almost hitting the other man in the face. Tony gave him points for trying anyway.

“Excuse us.” It was an order, not a nicety.

Icy blue eyes met steel grey.

“Who’re you?” Gibbs demanded.

“Above your paygrade, former Gunnery Sergeant Gibbs. Step back.”

Logan moved forward, forcing Gibbs to either get out of the way or be run over. Gibbs moved back with ill grace and a fierce glare. Tony thought Jimmy might expire on the spot from sheer delight. Even Tony was impressed with Logan.

Gibbs’ cold gaze locked on Tony.

“DiNozzo?!” he snapped out, a knee-jerk reaction.

That drew everyone’s attention more effectively than it would have if Tony had been beamed into the yard.

Tony got zyr little quartet out onto the cement patio, Ducky pushing his way past as soon as Ronon let him.

“Did you know about this?” Gibbs demanded of his friend, ignoring the exclamations of “Tony!” and “DiNozzo!” and “What are you doing here?” that were going around as the large group began to converge on Tony’s location.

“I assure you, Jethro, I had no idea. I certainly didn’t issue an invitation to him! I wouldn’t have known where to send one if I’d wanted to.”

Jimmy stiffened and snapped, “No, I did. I mean, since it’s my party and all, I thought I should invite my friends."

“Well, who knew you had friends like these?” Abby sauntered over and leered at Logan and Ronon, twirling her black lace umbrella above her head like some gothic Lolita.

“I would dare to say no one,” Vance stated, closing in from the other side with McGee right behind him. “You have an interesting habit of disappearing and reappearing when you want, don’t you, DiNozzo?”

Tony bared zyr teeth at him. “I’m always exactly where I need to be. I’m magic like that.”

Ronon snorted.

“You always think you’re so special,” McGee sneered.

Ziva rolled her eyes. “He cannot bear not to be the center of attention, even at someone else’s celebration.”

“Jethro and I once remarked on Tony’s narcissistic tendencies,” Ducky said.

Vance snorted and snapped, “Well, I hope you haven’t come crawling back for a job, not when you went AWOL from the last one.”

Oh, fuck him. In fact, fuck them all. Tony was going to give a whole new meaning to the term ‘going scorched earth.’

“Boy, that must’ve just burned your britches, huh, Vance?” zy purred, zyr smile pure venom. “Well, guess what. After the shit Jenny Shepherd pulled using that agency for her own vendetta, there was no way in hell I was going to let you lead me down a road of blood and tears just so I’d be ready to throw away my own life on whatever agenda you’ve got going on at the end of the story. After all, you’re not Dumbledore, and I’m sure as hell no Harry Potter.”

Vance stiffened. “How dare you imply I would misuse my office.”

“Shut up!” Gibbs snarled. “Don’t you ever imply Jenny was responsible for your failure to follow orders.”

“Following orders wasn’t the problem,” Tony sneered back before glaring at Vance. “It’s like you all completely forget that my job was investigations. You really think I didn’t do my homework on you? There were four people who should’ve been given the directorship before you, yet you just sailed in and took over. You’re just as far up Eli David’s ass as Shepherd was, maybe more. If I wanted to work for Eli David, I’d have moved to Israel. Except, from what I understand, they don’t want him either.”

Tony let zyrself smirk. Zy was going to owe Rodney for the rest of zyr natural life for all the dirt he’d found on Vance and David. “Of course, that’s assuming you’re even who you say you are. There’s doubt about that in some circles, I understand, Tyler. Oops, I mean Mr. Owens. Oh, wait. I guess you go by Leon, right?”

“Leon, what in the world is he talking about?” Jackie Vance had moved silently to her husband’s side and was staring at him.

“Nothing. A misunderstanding.”

“Misunderstandings don’t have DNA evidence,” Tony stated baldly. “I’m sorry you had to find out this way, ma’am, but you deserve to know the man you married isn’t who you think he is.”

“Shut your mouth, DiNozzo! You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Oh, but I do. And now, so does Sec Nav. Good luck with that.”

Zy hadn’t had Rodney alert Sec Nav, but zy was sure he would do so the second Tony asked.

Knowing the truth when she heard it, Jackie’s eyes narrowed, and she called for her children. “Come on, kids. It’s time to go. Your father and I need to talk.”

Tony would’ve worried about the rage and poison in the glare Vance sent zyr way, but zy wasn’t planning to be on Earth much longer.

“You should never lie to your spouse, Tyler,” Tony murmured as they walked past. “All lies come out eventually.”

When Vance would’ve stopped, Ronon shoved him on. “Keep moving.”

Still center of everyone’s attention, Tony waited for the next attack.

Ziva had edged her way to Gibbs’ side. Anyone who didn’t know her would assume she was perfectly fine, but Tony did know her, and zy could see she was worried and furious. She certainly hadn’t expected to see her ‘husband’ at Jimmy’s graduation party.

“I can’t even pretend I know what that was, but I can’t believe this is happening. What are you doing here? Did you come just to ruin everyone’s day?”

Tony completely ignored McGee. Zy knew it would irritate him more than any response zy could give.

“Hey, why don’t you go to Michelle? She looks worried,” zy quietly told Jimmy, patting him on the shoulder.

Jimmy’s gaze flicked to Michelle, and his expression softened, but he shook his head. “Honey, c’mon over. You remember Tony, right?”

Unwilling to get too close before, Michelle smiled nervously but crossed to slide in next to Jimmy, fitting neatly under his arm once Tony had shifted away, Ronon moving up beside zyr.

“Of course I remember Tony. I couldn’t have had a better team leader.”

Tony nearly laughed. Going back to legal after having had a taste of Gibbs had been the right move. It was good to see her with some fire back.

“Why, thank you. You were an excellent probette, but I gather you’re happier where you are now?”

Sneaking a glance at a barely contained Mt. Gibbs, Michelle just smiled and nodded.

“Oh, phooey. This is just silly. Give me a hug, Tony!” Abby declared, stomping toward Tony, her free arm out to try to grab zyr in a hug.

Logan neatly intercepted her and pushed her back firmly but without hurting her.

“Please don’t touch the Ambassador, ma’am.”

“Ambassador?!”

“Like hell,” was Gibbs’ comment. “You really think we’re going to believe such an obvious lie? Nobody in their right mind would make DiNozzo an ambassador for anything more than drinking beer and hitting on women.”

“I think you would be surprised to learn how little I care about your opinion or what you believe, Gibbs. You made your thoughts clear back in February, though I see you’ve made progress on your own agenda since then.”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

Tony just smiled and made a noncommittal noise.

“If this is because I didn’t respond the way you hoped when you hit on me—”

Tony burst into shocked laughter. Zy hadn’t even considered that Gibbs would try that route.

“Oh, that’s hilarious! You think I was hitting on you because I didn’t want to fall in line with your plans any more than I wanted to fall in line with Vance’s?” Tony proceeded to laugh until zy had to steady zyrself on Ronon’s shoulder. “Wow, old man. It really is time to stop drinking your booze out of the same containers you use for your turpentine. It might help with the delusions.”

“Hey, you can’t say things like that to my Silver Fox!” Abby ranted, amping up her little girl act. “You have no right to say—”

“To say the truth, Abby? I’ve wanted to say this to you for a couple of years now: grow the fuck up, princess. Gibbs is a just a man, and he makes as many mistakes or more than anyone else.”

“How dare you say that?! I’ll have you know Gibbs has always made the right choices in the end. You’re disgusting!”

“No, you know what’s disgusting, Abby? The fucked up Electra complex thing you and Ziva have going on with Gibbs.”

Abby squawked and stomped her foot, her cheeks turning red even under her ultra-pale makeup.

“That’s not what it is! You don’t know!” She started to cry, black mascara and eyeliner running down her cheeks. Tony had a surreal moment where zy wondered why she didn’t buy the waterproof stuff. It would make all her dramatic scenes less gross. “You try to pull your poor little rich boy act, but some of us actually had bad things happen in our lives. And Gibbs! He’s had—”

“Oh, for the love of—really?!” Tony interrupted, unwilling to listen to a ‘best of’ soundtrack of Gibbs’ tough life. “I get that you and Ziva have daddy issues and Gibbs has daughter issues because life has dealt you some harsh blows. Well, tough shit. Get some fucking therapy, grow up, and be adults. Maybe then you can give up the emo teen act, Ziva can stop trying to fuck her way into some substitute-daddy’s favor, and Gibbs can stop crying bourbon tears on all his boats before he burns them.”

“Manyak! Ben-zonna!”19 Ziva rushed at Tony with a scream of rage.

She was caught by Logan and put down hard.

“You piece of shit! Don’t you say that to them!” Gibbs ran to Ziva’s defense, but Ronon stepped in and dropped him easily.

There were grim faces and murmurs of shock all around, but no one stepped forward to help either agent.

Tony wanted to get involved physically, but zy was content to kill them with zyr words for the moment, and Logan and Ronon had been champing at the bit ever since they’d moved outside. Hell, Ronon had been dying to put Gibbs down practically since he and Tony had met.

“Anthony, I am utterly shocked and dreadfully disappointed in you. I cannot begin to understand why you came here if you intended to spew this—this vitriol. It seems to me that perhaps there is more to Jethro’s accusation than I previously believed.”

“Oh, Donald.” Tony made a tutting sound and shook zyr head in mock despair. “Since it’s been years and you still can’t get that my chosen name is Tony, I’m afraid I can’t put much stock in your powers of observation. I can’t understand why you think everyone should bow to your whims and eccentricities while you disregard our wishes regarding our very names.

“As for Gibbs’ accusation… let me put it this way. The man who’s got Gibbs pinned—oh, sorry, thanks for taking over, Balboa—anyway, this is Ronon. My husband. What I have with him is extremely satisfying in every way I can think of, the majority of them at least twice. I know because we’ve gone through the book.”

“Not every way,” Ronon interrupted, brushing off his suit and flashing zyr a savage grin.

“What?” Tony didn’t know where Ronon was going with it, but zy was sure it would be fun for both of them. Ronon’s ideas usually were.

“Not every way. There’s still page 89.”

Tony had no clue what page 89 was, but zy cocked zyr head and pretended to think. “Hmm. No, I’m pretty sure we did page 89. That’s how we knocked over the—”

“You’re gay?!” McGee yelped.

“—that shelf. The one with the plant with the purple leaves?”

“DiNozzo!” Gibbs roared, Balboa still holding onto his arm to keep him from lashing out. “You shut your mouth! Nobody wants to hear that filth.”

Without looking at Gibbs, Tony raised one finger in a ‘wait just a minute’ gesture.

“No, I mean the advanced version.” Ronon gave Tony a very thorough look up and down, which Tony had to stop zyrself from having a Pavlovian response to. It was not the time in spite of what zyr body thought it meant any time Ronon looked at zyr like that. “I know you said we’d probably need a couple more months of yoga to be able to do that one, but we’re more bendy now, so maybe we can try it when we get home.”

Tony put zyr hand flat on Ronon’s chest and looked up at him from beneath zyr lashes. “You have the best ideas, caro.”

Michelle snickered. Jimmy laughed, but then cleared his throat pointedly.

Tony blinked and made a show of looking surprised, as if zy had forgotten all about the people standing around. Zy wiggled zyr eyebrows and grinned. “You’ll have to forgive us. It’s been months, but we’re still newlyweds.”

“What in the world are you talking about, dear boy?” Ducky tried again, looking furious under his congenial-old-man ruse. “That’s impossible when you and Ziva are married.”

“That’s just it, Donald. I’m not your dear boy. I’m not anybody’s boy. I never have been. You know from what you saw inside the house earlier that Ronon isn’t just my husband; he’s the father of my unborn child.”

“Holy crap, you’re a delt?!” McGee screeched, as if Tony had just announced zy enjoyed fornicating with sheep while sitting on Queen Elizabeth’s throne. “I knew there was something wrong with you! Didn’t I say it? I always knew there was something!”

“In my homeland, Tony is my meraska, my wedded mate, and zy is honored as zy should’ve been here.” Ronon snarled, his gaze traveling over the shocked and disgusted faces, challenging them to say different. “You’re all fools—except you, Jimmy. I like you and your lady.”

Jimmy smiled, but it was a tense thing that revealed that he’d realized how serious the situation was and how much worse it could get.

Ziva let loose an ugly, mocking laugh. “Surely you must be joking. Tony DiNozzo could not possibly be a delt. I would have known.”

Tony turned to face her.

“Oh really, Ms. David? Is that because you did a background check on me before you forged a marriage certificate so you wouldn’t be shipped back to Israel? I have to assume that’s it, since we sure as hell have never fucked.”

Abby reared back, and Tony turned zyr gaze on her. “Oh, I’m sorry. I mean before you had Ms. Sciuto forge a marriage certificate and add your name to all my financial accounts and assets so you could steal everything I had."

“That’s a lie!” McGee yelled, shooting worried looks at the people from other NCIS teams. Some of them were even recording the confrontation on their phones. Huh. So little Timmy had been involved too. It wasn’t exactly a surprise, what with the way Abby led him around by his dick, and Ziva badgered him into doing anything she said.

“Lovely diamond ring, Ms. David. Did you buy that with my trust or my annuity?”

“What the hell are you talking about?” Balboa demanded. “Everybody’s been saying that you and David got married, then you ran into some old contact of yours and had to go into protective custody.”

Tony gave him an icy smile, but Logan answered before zy could.

“Ms. Sciuto and Mr. McGee used NCIS computers to perpetrate the forgery and theft. The Secret Service takes a very dim view of such acts, more so when committed against honored guests of this great nation. If I were you, I’d tell your director to plan to answer some very uncomfortable questions over the next several months.”

Balboa’s narrowed eyes locked on Gibbs. Everyone knew neither McGee nor Sciuto would’ve done anything so serious without Gibbs’ knowledge and approval.

“This is madness! Tell them, Jethro,” Ducky demanded. “You told me Anthony married dear Ziva before he ran off or was abducted, whichever it was.”

“It’s a mistake, that’s all,” Gibbs lied through gritted teeth. “I don’t know what game DiNozzo is playing here, but I’m not going to stay and listen to it. I never wanted to come to this thing anyway.”

“Gibbs is telling the truth!” Ziva spat. “I married Tony to stay in the United States, but I am sad to say I wish I had not, now!”

When Tony merely scoffed and raised one eyebrow, Gibbs turned his fury toward Jimmy. “How did you invite him here when you said you didn’t know where he’d gone. You said you weren’t in touch with him!”

Jimmy lifted his chin stubbornly. “I didn’t know where Tony was, that’s true. I never said I wasn’t in touch with zyr. I just said I couldn’t help you get in touch with zyr.”

“Yes, and that was a lie I shan’t forget, Mr. Palmer,” Ducky said, glaring at him. “You’d better hope you have somewhere else to serve your internship. You’re going to find yourself lacking the necessary approval to continue in your position at NCIS. I don’t take well to being lied to.”

Jimmy began to laugh, the sound hard and bitter. “I’m finished at NCIS. My last day was two days ago, Dr. Mallard. You signed off on releasing me from my contract weeks ago.”

“What? I did no such thing!” Ducky snapped. “Even if you didn’t plan to remain at NCIS, how could you betray everyone so outrageously?”

“How could you?!” Jimmy mocked as he finally broke down and yelled, “How could I? How about, how could all of you?! You’re the ones who treated me, Michelle, and Tony like shit, and then you turn around and bitch about being lied to. You’re the ones who commit fraud and grand larceny and still want to cry about not being told when someone leaves?”

“It’s funny,” Michelle added, her voice soft but strong. “We turned in our notice the same day. We’ve been telling people; we haven’t tried to hide it at all. I guess we’re just so unimportant in your little worlds that you didn’t notice and didn’t care. I’m pretty sure that means you’re the narcissists, not Tony.”

“If that’s how you feel, why’d you let Duck put on this farce of a party then, Palmer?” Gibbs demanded.

“This,” Jimmy motioned to the yard, the food, and the people. “Was not my idea. This was something I let myself get railroaded into doing because I didn’t want to leave on such a sour note.” He shrugged. “I guess it’s too bad for all of us that I gave in like I did.”

“Ambassador!” Logan barked, his hand touching his comm. “There’s a problem. We need to go.”

Immediately on alert, Tony snapped zyr gaze to him. “What?”

Logan met zyr eyes and said one word: “Aaron.”

Tony and Ronon both sucked in shocked breaths. They knew Logan wouldn’t joke about Aaron no matter what else was going on. Just like that, none of zyr former friends and coworkers mattered to zyr.

“Walter Reed, Tony.”

Oh. Oh fuck.

“Can we get help in?”

“Out, maybe. In? No.”

Tony turned to Jimmy. “Sorry to crash your party, but I think I’m going to need your help, Jimmy. Please.”

Jimmy’s expression went from fury at the others to alarm. Without a word, took his keys out of his pocket and handed them to Michelle.

“I gotta go. Can you two get home?”

Michelle nodded, pale but determined.

Just at the door into the house, Tony remembered something Ronon had said several months ago, something that had made zyr feel better to hear even if zy had known the truth already. Zy paused and looked back.

“Oh, and just for the record, people: I have never, nor will I ever fuck Ziva David. I’d rather face-fuck a hungry zombie than get my dick anywhere near that bitch’s moneymaker.”

With that, the four of them sprinted through the house toward the car.

“What’s going on, Wolfe?” Tony asked once they were on the road, emergency lights blinking and Wolfe driving like Gibbs on a bad day. They’d left the young Marine behind to make sure Michelle got home safely.

Tony winced as they flew around another corner, leaving the sounds of screeching breaks and blaring horns behind them as they screamed through the intersection.

“McKay,” Logan grunted.

He reached into his jacket and pulled out two more comms and tossed them into the backseat before putting both hands back on the wheel, for which Tony was grateful.

Tony and Ronon got the little devices separated and put on. Rodney’s caustic ranting in zyr ear made zyr feel better immediately. It also solved the not-mystery of whether Logan had actually been reporting in to someone the entire time they’d been away from the mountain.

“Rodney? Talk to me!”

“Tony?” Rodney’s indignant huff was a welcome sound. “It’s about time! I thought you’d never catch on, and I was going to be stuck listing to tall, dark, and cranky for the rest of the day.”

“Which one?” Tony automatically retorted, earning a glare from Logan in the rearview mirror. “No, never mind. Tell me what’s going on.”

“Your cranky watch-wolfe asked me to check in on his kyta through some not-exactly-legal channels that I am brilliant enough to be able to access without getting caught. I know we talked about zyr before, but what I found was enough to make me worry. Then I found out something that told me the situation is code red, not just urgent: Aaron Wolfe is registered as a patient at Walter Reed this afternoon, and zy’s scheduled for complete sterilization.”

Ronon cursed loud and long in Satedan and slammed his fist into the front seat, making Jimmy yelp.

Motherfucker!” Tony snarled.

Zy couldn’t believe Logan’s bitch of an ex-wife really was going to do it. Well, zy could believe it, zy just didn’t want to.

“I know! How dare they do this to zyr! You’d better get your asses there in time to save zyr, or Atlantis is going to be seriously pissed off, and I don’t know that Earth is ready for that level of rage from her. Crap, I’m not ready for that level of rage!”

Ronon grunted, not displeased with the thought of Atlantis making the entire planet very, very sorry. Tony knew better. That kind of confrontation wouldn’t be good for anyone, least of all the kysra.

Rodney cleared his throat awkwardly. “Uh, there’s something else, but… it’s, uh, bad.”

Hanging onto the front seat and the oh-shit handle as they took another corner at mach 4, Tony grimaced. The last time Rodney had wanted to tell zyr something bad, it had been a forged marriage certificate. Zy didn’t want to know what he’d found now.

“Just wait. Anything else can wait until after we’ve retrieved the Wolfe pup.”

Less loud, but just as grim, Rodney said, “Well, like I told your watch-wolf, I’ve got the Apollo standing by to help just in case, even if Ellis is being bitchy about it.”

Tony snorted. That could mean anything from Ellis being reluctantly willing to help all the way to Ellis refusing to help until Rodney blackmailed him into it, threatening to put him on America’s Most Wanted or something else equally horrible if he didn’t do as he was told. The truth was probably somewhere in between, but closer to the latter.

Tony spotted the hospital out the front windshield. “Hopefully that won’t be necessary, but we’ll keep it in mind. We’re almost there, so keep an ear on us, okay?”

“Yeah, yeah. I know what happens when you go anywhere without me. I’ll be here.”

“Um, Tony?” Jimmy questioned, looking just a little green, which was far better than Tony anticipated from a non-veteran passenger of crazy Marine drivers.

Tony grinned a shark’s smile. “Okay, buddy. Here’s the short of it: this is my friend Logan Wolfe. His ex-wife has taken their child in for a forced sterilization. We’re going to go in, fuck their shit up, and jailbreak his kyta. You up for helping with that?”

Jimmy gulped, then straightened his glasses and nodded resolutely. “Mr. Wolfe, take the access road on the right, then hang a left and go until you see the employee entrance. I have my intern credentials, so I think can get us in there and bypass security.”

Tony barked a laugh. “Good man, Jimmy. Good man.”

 

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Chapter 13

Casimirday, YangHui 31 (cont.)
(May 31, 2008)

“Mom, please don’t make me do this.”

Aaron’s mom briefly glanced up from the intake forms to give him that exasperated expression he’d gotten used to seeing directed at him over the last few years.

“Oh, honey.” She heaved a sigh. “You know I’m not doing this to be mean to you. Can’t you see I’m trying to help you?” 

Aaron pulled his feet up on the edge of the faded blue plastic hospital chair and hugged his knees to his chest.

No, he couldn’t see that. To him, it looked like his stepfather had gotten in his mom’s head—again—and convinced her to do something she never would’ve done before she met him. Ray hadn’t even cared before Ben had come over that time. Aaron was terrified it meant Ray was going to let his brother make Aaron “model” like he’d suggested that day. He’d already made Aaron let Ben take those pictures of him with his shirt off, and that had been bad enough. Aaron had no illusions about what other “modeling” Ben wanted him to do.

“Mom, please. I don’t want this. I don’t want to have the surgery.”

Exasperation moved toward anger, as it had so often recently, making her press her lips into a thin, irritated line.

“Aaron, stop. Just stop. You’re the one who decided you wanted to be male, so I’m helping you do that. Unless you’ve changed your mind about it—”

Aaron frantically shook his head.

“—then this is going to happen.” She reached out to pat his arm, and her tone softened, though her eyes remained cold. “This will be better for you, I know it. You’ll see it too once it’s all over. It’s okay to be scared, but it isn’t okay to let that fear keep you from doing what you know is right.”

Except Aaron didn’t think it was right. Even if he hadn’t had the threat of what Ben wanted from him hanging over his head, Aaron wouldn’t have wanted the hysterectomy. He’d never told anyone, but he wanted to have kids someday. Like, physically have them himself. He was pretty sure he was gay, but it wasn’t safe to say that to anyone because they’d tell him he needed to be a girl delt, and that would be worse than being a guy by about a billion times. He knew exactly how bad things could get if he were a girl delt.

Aaron’s chest hurt when he remembered his best friend. God, he missed Shanna.

“Dad wouldn’t make me,” he whispered.

“Well, your father isn’t here, is he?” she snapped. Molly took a deep breath before she continued, “I sent him a message to let him know what was going on and to let him know what we decided would be best for you. He didn’t bother to write back much less call. You need to realize Logan is always going to put his career first.”

Aaron had promised himself he wouldn’t be a stupid crybaby, but two tears escaped down his cheeks. He sniffed and wiped his face on his arm.

“Oh, for pete’s sake, sit up straight, boy, and stop crying like a little bitch. You’ve got snot on your clothes,” Ray snapped. “It’s disgusting.”

Heart pounding, Aaron nearly fell off the chair getting his feet on the floor. Ray was supposed to be parking the car! Shouldn’t it have taken him longer?

Aaron’s mom looked up from the paperwork and frowned at both of them.

“Stop it, you two. I don’t want to hear you bicker today on top of all this.”

Aaron wondered, on top of all what? On top of forcing her delt son to have an unnecessary surgery that risked his life and ripped out a piece of his body he didn’t want to lose?

“Sorry, Mom,” he whispered, knowing it was expected.

His mom finished the paperwork and turned it in to the lady at the desk. Time seemed to skip forward again, and soon his name was being called by a nurse at the entrance to the hallway that led back to the pre-op rooms… and probably the operating rooms, too.

“Molly, you better go with him to make sure he doesn’t run,” Ray ordered without looking up from the outdated issue of Men’s Health.

She sighed and rolled her eyes, but she stood to usher Aaron through the door to follow the nurse.

“Hi there. I’m Keith,” the nurse smiled pleasantly. “I’ll be helping get you ready for your surgery today.”

When Aaron didn’t say anything, his mom shot him another irritated look before giving Keith her fake let’s-all-be-friends smile.

“Hi, I’m Molly, and this is Aaron. He’s just a little bit nervous.”

Keith nodded sympathetically. “I can see that. It is a big step, but I’m sure you’ve thought it through.”

“I don’t want it. I don’t want surgery,” Aaron blurted out, earning himself a furious glare from his mother and a pitying one from the nurse.

“Honey, do you want your stepfather to come sit with you instead?”

“No!”

Aaron knew the threat for what it was, no matter how sugary-sweet his mom made it sound when she said it.

“Hey, look, Aaron. There’s no reason to be nervous,” Keith tried to reassure him. “We do this surgery all the time, and Dr. Castor is great. He’ll take good care of you.”

Aaron wanted to scream and rant that he didn’t want the surgery, but a glance at his mom’s stone cold face told him she absolutely would follow through on calling Ray back if he didn’t behave himself.

With movements stilted from emotions that ran the gamut between terror and hopeless resignation, Aaron did everything Keith told him to. From letting Keith take his vitals and put the plastic ID bracelet on him to stripping and changing into the hospital gown and getting into the pre-op bed, Aaron silently obeyed.

When the phlebotomist came in to put the IV in the back of his hand, he gave up any pretense of being okay and let himself turn his head to cry into the thin pillow.

“—maybe something to calm him down?” his mom asked in a concerned tone as she tried to take his hand, then moved to petting his arm when her refused to let her. “It’s just, he’s never been sick except for childhood colds and flus, so all this is all terribly scary to him.”

“Sure, let me go grab something,” the woman who’d put in his IV said with an understanding smile. “With any luck, he’ll be one of those sensitive types, and he’ll go right to sleep.”

Aaron and his mom were left alone for a few seconds while they went to get whatever drug they were going to force on him now.

“Aaron, I know you think this is the end of the world, but it isn’t true.”

Aaron wished his mom would stop petting him like he was a stupid dog going in to get spayed. In fact, he wished she’d quit talking to him and just leave. Nothing was going to make this less a betrayal of the love she claimed to feel for him.

“J—ju—jus—just go,” he managed to stutter out.

“Oh, I know you don’t mean that, sweetie. I’m trying to be supportive, if you’d just let me.”

Aaron turned his head toward her, and she reared back from the hatred on his face. Good. At least she’d know he meant it when he snarled, “I hate you. I hate you. I will never forgive you for doing this to me. Never.

The hand she’d been petting him with went to her chest, and her eyes filled with tears she blinked away.

For the first time in his life, Aaron wanted to hit her. Where did she get off thinking she had any right to cry? She wasn’t the one about to be mutilated.

The door opened, and the nurse came back with a needle in one hand.

“Okay, here we go, buddy. This is just a little something to take the edge off before we move you to the operating room.” He deftly inserted the needle into the IV line and hit the plunger.

“Alright,” Aaron’s mom cleared her throat. “Aaron said it might be better if I go so he can let the medicine work and try to sleep.”

Liar.

Keith seemed surprised, but he agreed readily enough. “Sure. Do you need me to show you the way back to the waiting room?”

She smiled. “That would be helpful, thank you.”

Aaron’s tears were slowing as whatever Keith had put in the IV started to kick in. He didn’t fight when his mom patted the blanket over his knee and told him she’d see him when it was all over.

Then he was alone.

Realizing that if he went to sleep now, he wouldn’t be able to stop the surgery, Aaron fought against it. If he was asleep, he couldn’t tell someone, anyone that he didn’t want it.

He’d made it all of five minutes when the door opened, and Keith and another guy came in the room.

“Good, looks like that helped,” Keith said with a smile. “I’m going to start the medicine to let you sleep, and we’ll get you on your way. You’ll be done in no time, and you’ll be glad you did it. You’ll see.”

“No!” Aaron whined, unable to coordinate his limbs enough to stop him from adding the clear liquid to the IV line.

Ignoring his weak protest, the orderly unlocked the wheels of the bed, and then he and the nurse started to roll Aaron toward the door.

Not even the burst of fear and adrenaline could help Aaron. His eyelids kept getting heavier. Every time he opened them, the world seemed out of focus, almost foggy.

The orderly opened the door, then quickly slammed it shut.

“It looks like the hall is a little busy right now. We’ll just wait a minute or two.”

Aaron was almost too numb by that point to care—until the door crashed open, sending the orderly slamming into the end of Aaron’s bed, then onto his ass on the floor.

“Aaron!”

Aaron tried to focus on the voice, but the world grew dim around him.

“Aw, shit!”

“—kill that sa’te wreth!”

A bunch of people started yelling, but there were too many voices for him to understand what they were saying.

Aaron’s skin prickled, and he shivered when the blankets were pulled back. For some reason, the air felt colder than it had before. Someone took his hand with the IV, and he felt a tugging sensation that made him whimper. Then he was jolted as he was lifted into someone’s arms. His head lolled onto their shoulder, and he wished he could think. The aftershave smelled familiar, and he tried to open his eyes, but it was too hard.

“Just hang on. We’re gonna get you out of here.”

It didn’t make sense, but Aaron knew that voice!

“Daddy?”

“I got’cha, tiger. Daddy’s here now.”

*~*~*~*

Aaron woke all at once with a gasp and tried to sit up.

“Whoa now, take it easy.”

Despite the dizziness, Aaron forced himself to stay sitting up, especially since he had no idea who was in the room with him. Blinking away the last of the fog, he clenched his fingers in the dark navy blanket. His gaze darted from one thing to the next as he tried to figure out where he was.

The room was small, smaller than he’d expected, and it was nearly all a blue-toned grey color. There was a single bed, which he was currently in, slid into the corner of the room, a small desk that also served as a nightstand, and a cabinet in the open space at the foot of the bed. There really wasn’t room for anything else except the chair that went with the desk. A stranger was sitting in that and was in front of one of the two doors, so Aaron assumed the other door led to a bathroom.

“Hey there, Aaron” the man said, his tone soft. 

He had no idea who the guy was, but he wasn’t trying to come closer or touch Aaron. That made him feel a little better about being alone in the room with him. Not much, but a little.

“Who—” Aaron had to cough and try again. “Who are you? Where am I?”

He wondered who had put him in the sweatshirt and sweatpants, which looked like his dad’s even if they were way too small to fit Logan Wolfe, who was a lot bigger than Aaron. No matter what, Aaron was grateful for the clothes. Any clothes were better than that hospital gown.

“I’m Tony Dex,” the man said, rising from his seat to hand Aaron a still-sealed bottle of water, “and we’re on a ship, but I can’t tell you more than that quite yet.”

Aaron was still feeling the effects of whatever he’d been given. His hands shook as he struggled with the stupid lid on the water bottle.

Tony offered, “Want some help?”

He blushed but nodded, and Tony opened the water, angling his hands so Aaron could see the whole time, then handed both bottle and cap to him before returning to his chair.

Though desperately grateful for the water—Aaron’s mouth tasted like he’d been licking hot cement or something—he couldn’t get past what Tony had said. A ship? The only person he knew who lived on a ship was his dad. Was it possible that he hadn’t dreamed that his dad coming to rescue him?

“My dad? Is my dad here?” he whispered hopefully, scooting around until he could sit cross-legged and lean against the wall at the side of the bed. “Um, his name is Logan Wolfe. Do you know if he’s here?”

Tony, who was also dressed in baggy USMC sweats, gave him an understanding look and replied, “I know you want him here, but your papa is dealing with stupid people. He’ll be here as fast as he can, I promise.”

Aaron rubbed his eye with the heel of his palm, totally confused. “What?”

“Your papa will be here, but he has to take care of getting full custody transferred from Molly to him, Aaron. I’m sure he’ll be here soon.”

“He is?!” Aaron could feel his heart filling dangerously with hope. “I didn’t think I could go with him where he’s stationed.”

“It’s a recent change.” Tony’s lips twitched. “Very recent.”

Aaron didn’t understand what was funny, so he pretended he hadn’t seen. “What if my mom won’t let him have custody?”

Then Tony grinned, making the outer corners of his eyes wrinkle. That was reassuring too: it meant that the guy smiled enough to get those little wrinkles. Aaron’s mom didn’t have them. Ray definitely didn’t.

“Aaron, I know you’ve only ever seen the fluffy puppy version of your papa, but believe me, his name is accurate. Anybody who tries to keep you from him is going to meet the Big Bad Wolfe, and that guy gets shi—stuff done.” Tony corrected with a huffed laugh. “Besides, you’re in a vessel so classified the majority of the military doesn’t know it exists, located somewhere that is so classified it’s not even on most navigation maps. I can guarantee: your papa has you, and he’s not giving you back. The courts might as well award him custody and save themselves a lot of time and effort.”

Aaron’s relief was so profound that he found himself blinking away tears for the millionth time. Jeez, he was turning into such a freaking baby! What would his dad think of him if he saw how weak he was? Ugh! That thought just made it worse!

“Aww, hey now! None of that. If you cry, I’ll cry, and that’s a complete disaster you really don’t want to see.”

What? Aaron stared at Tony through his tears, blinking in confusion.

“I can tell you don’t believe me, but you really should. I’m not a pretty crier, you know, with just a tear or two that slide down my cheeks. Oh, no. I go for the red-blotchy face with dripping tears and snot. It gets everywhere, Wolfe-pup, and it’s a mess. So seriously, don’t cry. Somebody’ll have to clean the room eventually, and nobody deserves to clean up after a Tony Dex sob-it-out fest.”

Aaron giggled. The first one slipped out, an accident, and then he couldn’t stop. It was kind of like the crying he’d done earlier that day, but a happy noise.

Tony just watched him with a soft, indulgent smile.

“There zy is.”

“Who?” Aaron calmed down enough to ask.

“The happy kid I’ve seen in all those photos.”

“My dad keeps a picture of me?” he asked ducking his head shyly. He didn’t know if his dad had a desk somewhere or not, but maybe he had a picture frame on it with Aaron’s picture in it. He really liked that thought.

Tony snorted and rolled his eyes so hard his whole head circled.

A picture, as in one?” Tony made a pfft sound Aaron thought was kind of funny. “Are you kidding me, Aaron? I can’t count the number of pictures I’ve seen of you: baby pictures, toddler pictures, little kid pictures. I’ve seen first step pictures and first tooth pictures. Then there are the first haircut pictures, which are really adorable, since you gave yourself the haircut with your papa’s razor. I don’t recommend you go to school to be a hair stylist.”

Tony grinned and winked at him, making him duck his head and blush. Gosh, his dad had showed Tony that one embarrassing picture? He hoped he hadn’t shown any of the other ones where Aaron looked dumb!

“Then there are the first day of school pictures. Wow, was your papa a hot mess when you started preschool! Somebody should’ve told him that stripes and patterns don’t go together in the same outfit. It’s a good thing the military picks his clothes most of the time.”

Aaron grinned and snickered. He remembered that picture. What had his dad been thinking?!

“Let’s see, then there are all the pictures of your childhood right up to the time he took you to comic con and you put his blazer on that cut-out of Jar Jar Binks. The most recent one is your school photo from last fall.” Tony’s smile changed from teasing to gentle. “I met your papa just a few months ago, and becoming his friend has meant getting to know you too, in a way. I can tell you with absolute certainty that you are the most important person in his entire existence.”

Suddenly, Aaron was smiling and crying at the same time.

He hurriedly closed his water and slapped both hands over his face. “Oh my gosh, don’t look at me!”

Tony chuckled softly. “It’s alright. Happy tears are different and haven’t started turning me into a watering pot… yet.”

Aaron peaked through his fingers and saw Tony rubbing both hands over his stomach. It was like a light suddenly came on: no wonder Tony made him feel safe; Tony was a delt too!

“I thought you were just fat!” Aaron squeaked in horror and clapped both hands over his mouth, muffling his, “Oh my gosh, I’m so, so sorry!”

Rather than be mad, Tony threw his head back and laughed. “You’re adorable and hilarious!” Still grinning hugely, he said, “Yes, I’m like you. This—” Tony rubbed his hands over what Aaron had thought was a potbelly under the loose sweats, “—is baby Dex. Zy is at least fifty percent my husband’s fault. It’ll depend on what the baby is like. If zy’s ridiculously stubborn and prone to throwing zyrself into danger, then it’s definitely my husband’s fault. If zy’s more sneaky and prone to talking zyr way into and out of trouble, that’ll be my fault.”

Aaron blinked in bemusement. “Zy? Wait, husband?”

“Ah, that’s a bit of a story. Are you feeling well enough to listen to it?”

Nodding, Aaron moved to the head of the bed and leaned against that wall. Biting his lip, he asked, “Will you… will you sit here with me?”

“Sure, puppy,” Tony said, standing and moving toward the bed. “You sure you’re okay with me in your space?”

Aaron nodded again feeling a little thrill at being able to talk to an adult delt. “You’re like me. I know you won’t hurt me.”

Not panicking when he woke up with Tony in the room with him made so much more sense now that he knew. As another delt, of course Aaron wouldn’t get the weird vibe from Tony that he’d gotten from a lot of people as he grew up, people like Ben.

Aaron shuddered.

“Hey, are you alright?”

Aaron looked up to see Tony sitting at the edge of the bed, his brow furrowed with worry. He bit down harder on his lip and nodded, shrugged, then shook his head.

“Of course you’re not,” Tony murmured. “Aw, crap.”

Aaron swiped at his eyes.

“Aaron, I’m not sure if it’s hormones or just because I feel like I know you, but you’re pushing all my ‘must parent and cuddle’ buttons. Would it be okay if I gave you a hug?”

Aaron tensed and tried to wipe away the tears, but they just kept coming. Tony stayed where he was and let him think.

“You’re my dad’s friend, right?”

“Yeah, I am, but that doesn’t make a difference. We just met, and I can tell you’re not okay with being hugged by a stranger, so let it go. I’ll just make your papa hug you twice once he gets here.”

Looking at Tony, Aaron thought it might be okay. It might even be nice. Nobody had hugged him in a really long time, probably since his dad was last home. And Tony was a delta, just like him. Plus, his dad had sent him. His dad wouldn’t have sent anybody who wasn’t for sure safe.

“I think—I think it would be okay. Dad’s not here, and I—” Aaron shrugged, and his chin wobbled. He had to wipe away more tears. He was such a gross mess, a crybaby like he’d been called so many times. “It would be nice if somebody who liked me….”

Tony tilted his head, compassion in his eyes.

“I get it. I know how it feels to wish someone would hold me.”

Tony tentatively reached out, and Aaron slid into his arms. Tony slowly closed his arms around him, giving him lots of time to change his mind. Aaron put his head on Tony’s shoulder. He was nervous at first, but he gradually relaxed until, with a soft sigh, he went limp against Tony. He could feel Tony smile against his temple as he ruffled Aaron’s hair.

“I know you’ve had a hell of a day, Wolfe pup. You’re safe now, though, and your papa will be here soon.”

Tony started swaying just a little, rubbing Aaron’s back and telling him about more pictures Aaron’s dad had showed him. Aaron kind of tuned him out and just drifted for a little while. He didn’t mean to, but it had been a horrible, terrifying day. A horrible, terrifying day in a long line of horrible, terrifying days, and he was totally wiped out. He wasn’t sure if he dozed off, but by the time he started actually thinking again, Tony was still kinda swaying, but he wasn’t talking anymore.

“Back with me?”

“Sorry,” Aaron whispered, embarrassed. “You probably don’t want….”

He was gonna make himself move now. Right now. Any second.

Tony made a rude noise Aaron always got in trouble for. “You have nothing to be sorry for, trust me. To tell you the truth, I’ve had a hell of a day too, so we’re only doing this, like maybe 40% for you. The other 60% is for me.”

Yeah, right. Like Aaron believed that! He rolled his eyes, but it was crazy because even though Aaron hadn’t made any noise, somehow Tony knew! He knew even though he couldn’t see Aaron’s face!

Tony rubbed Aaron’s back some more. “No, really. Before you woke up, I was sitting there wishing I had a teddy bear. I am starting to feel better, so, you know, good job being an interactive teddy bear. Or maybe an interactive Wolfe-puppy plushie. Five stars on your Amazon.com page and all that. Put me down as a snuggle reference.”

Aaron giggled and curled his fingers in Tony’s sweatshirt.

“So just relax, and when you’re up to it, I’ll explain about kysra – that’s the word for what we are.”

Back to himself enough to be curious, Aaron sighed and moved out of Tony’s arms, sliding back against the wall again, but at the head of the bed this time. When he tentatively reached out, Tony took the hint and shifted so he was sitting against the wall at the side of the bed, perpendicular to Aaron.

Aaron pulled his knees up to his chest so Tony could slide a little closer, yet he’d still be able to see his face while they were talking.

“So back to kysra. Kysra is the Satedan word for what we are.”

“Like delt?”

“No, not quite. Where your papa and I live, and where you’re going to live, is called Sateda. Satedans believe that at one point in history, spirit beings called the Vedaeus saved their people by creating a new type of human from a young man and young woman who were willing to sacrifice themselves to the cause. The Vedaeus combined the essential parts of the two, keeping only the good, and then made a dual-natured human form for their dual-natured person. No longer he and she, they became zy. Zyr name was Kysra, so now all of us born with that dual nature are called kysra.”

Aaron could tell he was staring, wide-eyed, but he couldn’t help it.

“So they don’t hate people like us? Or think we’re gross?”

Tony shook his head, an odd little smile on his lips. Wait, zyr lips.

“No, very much the opposite. They no longer have kysra for reasons that will have to wait for more explanation, so it’s really hard to keep them from getting overly excited and trying to kneel or kiss my hands or something weird like that.”

“Oh my gosh,” Aaron breathed. He could feel how wide his eyes were. Tony was talking about somewhere so different it might as well be on the moon!

“Oh, and kysra can be a title like mister or missus, so don’t be surprised when you get people calling you Kysra Aaron or Kysra Wolfe. They’re trying to be respectful. In fact it’s so ingrained in them that it’ll probably take a while to break some of them out of the habit. I’ve been there months, and someone I consider a good friend still slips and calls me Kysra Tony once in a while.”

“That’s crazy!”

Tony grinned and patted Aaron’s shin. “Oh, I know. I met my husband in America, and he took me back with him without warning me about this stuff. I was so weirded out when this lady knelt and tried to pledge herself to my honor or something. She’s my friend now, but that moment was so awkward for me.”

“They let you get married?” Aaron had to ask. The thought that maybe he could get married someday… well, it made his heart beat faster just to think about it.

“Absolutely.” Joy seemed to radiate from zyr when zy smiled then. “That was possibly the best day of my entire life – definitely in the top five. I know there are videos of it, so you’ll be able to see it if you want to. Satedan weddings are a bit different than what you’re used to hearing about or seeing on TV.”

“So what are you called now? I mean, you said you have a husband, but you’re not a wife, right?”

Tony laughed, but not mean or a way that made Aaron feel stupid for asking. “No, I’m my husband’s meraska. You’ll also hear him call me m’kysra. When Satedans say it like that, it means they’re talking to someone who is a kysra and is also their lover.”

Aaron blushed. Tony was really good looking, so it didn’t take much think about zyr being with a hot guy like, well, like that.

“You’re adorable,” Tony said with a grin that said zy knew what he was thinking. “Really, you are totally adorable. Your papa is going to have to buy a million guns to threaten away all the people your age and probably even a little older who are going to want to court you. He’s going to go nuts, and I’m going to laugh at him the whole time.”

Aaron bit his lip so he wouldn’t giggle. The thought of someone, anyone really, being interested in him was strange and made his insides feel like he’d swallowed a bunch of butterflies.

With that, it finally occurred to Aaron to wonder what had happened at the hospital. His memory was so messed up that he didn’t know if his dad had saved him before or after the surgery.

Feeling the blood drain from his face, he asked, “Um, at the hospital they were going to take away my, you know. Do a hysterectomy. Do you know if…?”

“Oh, shit, I’m so sorry! I should have told you right away. No one touched you beyond giving you something that knocked you out. All your parts are right where they were, right where they should be.”

Aaron sagged in relief.

“I take it you want to be all fat like me someday?” Tony said with a teasing grin and patted zyr baby bump.

Aaron blushed again. “Someday, but not soon,” he admitted. He tilted his head and studied Tony. “You sound so happy when you say ‘my husband.’ I want to find somebody that makes me want to be their, um, what was it? Meriask?”

“Meraska. That’s very smart, since if you do have sex, you’ll end up looking like you too swallowed a bowling ball. I don’t think any sixteen-year-old is ready for that. I’m hardly ready, and I’m almost thirty-four.”

Aaron’s eyes went wide. Thirty-four sounded kind of old to be having a baby, but he didn’t say that, thank goodness! He’d already embarrassed himself enough for one day.

“What will the baby call you?” he asked curiously.

“The kyta – what a kysra baby is called and what we call all babies until they’re born and we know their genders – will call me dada, the short form of daetor. Zy will call my husband papa. That’s why I keep calling your dad your papa. Dada is only for kysra parents.”

“Oh, that’s really cool. What about fem—”

The door burst opened, startling Aaron and making him flinch back into the corner. Tony, on the other hand, suddenly had a gun up and pointed at the door. Whoa! So zy wasn’t just there to make sure Aaron didn’t panic; zy was protecting him too?!

“Dad!” Aaron yelled as soon as he realized who it was.

He practically flew off the bed and into his dad’s chest, where he was hugged so tight in his dad’s huge arms that he almost squeaked.

“Aaron, Aaron, my little tiger, my kyta,” his dad whispered into his neck. “I got’cha, tiger. I promise, I got’cha, and I’m not lettin’ go.”

To Aaron’s horror, he burst into tears again. Turning into a freaking crybaby every other second was so humiliating, but he couldn’t help it. Ugh! At least this time it was his dad, his papa, instead of somebody he barely knew. Even if he really liked Tony already – and he did – crying all over his dad was less humiliating somehow.

It was crazy. Aaron had no idea where he was, no idea where he was going, but his dad was there. For the first time in a very long time, it felt like everything was going to be alright.

*~*~*~*

Rodney let himself rest his forehead on his crossed arms on the table for just a few minutes. He needed just a few minutes to breathe and let his brain spin uselessly. Then he’d be able to pull himself together and get through the rest of the day. Not that there was much left at 2340 hours.

Rodney, Wolfe, and mini Wolfe had all gotten shoved into a single room, since the quartermaster had allotted one room for Tony and Ronon, one for Wolfe and Rodney, and one for Teyla. She had offered to share hers with Rodney, but Teyla’s room was a single and about half the size of the one he and Wolfe were sharing, so Rodney declined. He had just made them bring another cot into the larger room. He’d assumed he’d sleep on that and let Aaron have the top bunk.

He realized Wolfe had other plans when he tucked Aaron into the bottom bunk. Aaron had clung to Wolfe, sniffling until the man sat down and started rubbing his back. He’d shot Rodney a glance that spoke of a painful death if he ever said anything, then proceeded to sing a not terrible version of that lullaby about a papa who buys a bunch of stuff for his kyta. Rodney was quite sure the original version had things like goats and diamond rings, not aknata, ZedPMs, and “the heads of anyone who’s mean to you,” but whatever. It worked, and Aaron eventually fell asleep. At that point, Wolfe had slid the cot up flush beside the bottom bunk. It was clear he intended to sleep there, physically guarding his kyta from any danger.

Rodney didn’t understand people most of the time, but even he could tell Aaron Wolfe wasn’t anywhere close to being okay. That meant he actually understood what Logan Wolfe trying to do. He wished he weren’t about to make the man feel worse. Ironically, he found himself yet again hoping that the person he was about to tell horrible things to wouldn’t kill the messenger.

“McKay?” Wolfe rumbled lowly.

Rodney raised his head from his arms and rubbed his eyes with the heels of his palm. He wished he had some eye drops or saline or something to rinse away the burning dryness.

“Hang on.”

Rodney dug into one of the packs that had been saved along with the ZedPM from Midway and retrieved a round device about the size of the lid of a prescription bottle.

“Sit,” he ordered.

When Logan had, Rodney pressed the button that would turn the area around the two of them into a sort of cone of silence.

“What’s that do?”

“It’s a one-way silencer. Nobody can hear anything we talk about, no matter their tech, as long as we stay within a meter of it, but we’ll be able to hear if the door opens or Aaron has a bad dream and wakes up.”

“Nice.”

Wolfe slumped back in his chair and rubbed his forehead. It was possible he was as tired as Rodney.

“So what’s going on, McKay? What was so important you had to wait until almost midnight to tell me?”

Rodney cleared his throat nervously. “Okay, first, you have promise not to kill me. I’m the obtainer of information, not the originator.”

Wolfe scowled. “McKay.”

“Seriously! You have to promise because it’s about Aaron, and I know you’re going to be furious. I’m furious. I just don’t want to die because the people responsible aren’t here!”

“Fine, just spit it out.”

Rodney touched the mouse pad to wake the computer from the screensaver mode. He spared a moment to be grateful Sheppard’s team had saved all his bags, since that particular computer had a whole lot of Atlantis’ modifications hidden inside an HP case.

“After you and Tony talked to me about Aaron, I ran an algorithm that searched all of Earth—including the deep web and dark web—for anything and everything to do with zyr. Most of it was what you’d expect for a sixteen-year old.”

Rodney pressed his lips into a thin line and debated about telling him about the medical records, then forced himself to continue before Wolfe’s patience ran out.

“There was something that wasn’t.” He turned the computer so Wolfe could see the screen and brought up the page.

It took a second, and Rodney didn’t think Wolfe’s brain understood what he was seeing. Then he reared back and snarled. “What the fuck is that?!

Rodney’s gaze was drawn unwillingly to the image of the obviously distraught kysra. Zy was upset in the first few images, and things only got worse once zy had been forced to take off zyr shirt and continue posing. General unhappiness became tears filling and then spilling from Aaron’s eyes onto zyr unnaturally pale cheeks.

The fear and shame on Aaron’s face made Rodney want to find another of the super soft blankets like Tony had and wrap Aaron up in it with a stuffed animal or something, and he was pretty sure he didn’t even have normal parenting instincts. He could only imagine what it was like for Wolfe to see his kyta like that.

“There are only a few images, and zy has zyr pants on in all of them,” Rodney was quick to assure Wolfe. “However… this is on a site on the dark web that caters to people who want images of children who are… not dressed.”

 “Kiddie porn?! You’re telling me those pictures of my kyta are on a site for pedophiles?”

Wolfe was incandescent with rage. Rodney wished he’d had somebody else tell him. The whole telling people terrible news sucked, and he didn’t want to do it anymore.

“I figured out who it is!” Rodney shouted in an effort to divert Wolfe’s rage from him to the actual sleazeball who deserved it.

Wolfe went still, his gaze so cold it burned.

“I found out who it is,” he repeated. “I tracked him down, and I know where he lives, where his—uh—studio is. I know his license plate number, and I have copies of his taxes from the time he started filing taxes as a teenager to this year. I have his credit card statements and know everything he’s bought in the last twenty years. I know everything about him because I knew you’d want to know! I’ll wreck his business and send all the information of anyone who has ever accessed the site to the FBI, but I figured you’d want to take care of the guy in person, especially after I found out who it was.”

“Who?” Wolfe growled, stretching the word into its own sentence.

Rodney swallowed, feeling like a rabbit about to be devoured by a real wolf. “It’s Benjamin Saunders.”

Wolfe’s upper lip curled into a snarl, and he demanded, “How is he related to my ex-wife’s husband?”

“They’re brothers.”

Wolfe was sucking in deep breaths, so furious he was vibrating in his chair. “I’m going to need to get out of the mountain before we go home.”

“See, I knew that’s what you’d say. I have an idea about that because I have stuff I need to do, too.”

*~*~*~*

Tony was so exhausted that zy was half asleep and didn’t even open zyr eyes when zy heard Ronon enter the room and strip off his clothes. Zy felt him slip into bed and curve his body around zyrs. Zy released a soft sound of relief, automatically pressing back into his warmth.

“How’d it go?” zy murmured.

Ronon grunted.

“Okay… care to elaborate?”

Ronon kissed Tony’s neck, then sighed loudly. “It was fine, eventually. Long day, and I hate being away from you when we’re not home, that’s all. Jimmy said to tell you that finding out about aliens was the best present ever, though he’s sure he’ll really like what you got him as soon as he gets time to open it.”

Tony huffed. “He needs to worry more about getting everything packed up right now.”

Zy reached back and pulled Ronon’s arm the rest of the way around zyr until he was half draped over zyr back.

“You alright?”

“Yeah. It’s just… just seeing Aaron today. Shit, Ronon, zy’s so young, so damn innocent despite what zy’s already been through.” Tony laughed a little. “Zy doesn’t even curse, only says ‘oh my gosh’ when zy’s surprised or embarrassed. It’s freaking adorable, and if we hadn’t gotten there in time….”

“But we did, m’kysra. We won’t be able to save them all, but we got there in time for Aaron.”

“It doesn’t feel like it’s enough. I’m afraid it’ll never feel like I’m doing enough,” Tony admitted.

Ronon laced their fingers together and held zyr tight. “I know. I feel the same way. I’m here and so close to all these kysra, so shouldn’t I be able to do more to save them? Shouldn’t I be able to pick a bunch and just take them home with us?”

Tony huffed. “If only it were that easy.”

“We’ll keep trying. That’s all we can do.”

“We saved Aaron today. Maybe we can help Cattaneo’s kyta tomorrow. I heard the person zy’s staying with is refusing to give up custody. We could beam down there and grab zyr.”

Ronon made an amused rumble against zyr neck. “You better sleep now if you plan to pick a fight with another Earther tribe, m’kysra. The SGC is pretty cranky about what we did today, so you’ll need your strength if you’re gonna piss ‘em off again tomorrow.”

A yawn interrupted Tony’s snicker. “Unfortunately, even I know better than that. As much as I want to, I don’t think I can afford to push the SGC any further than we did today. We have a teenager we’re taking back with us, Jimmy and all his stuff, plus Grant’s family. It kills me to leave zyr here even another day much less what time it takes for them to negotiate the custody agreement.”

“I know, me too. I just don’t want to do something that will make it so Earth refuses to give us any kysra.”

“Very true. If we piss ‘em off too much, there are a lot of things the bureaucrats could do to make our lives very difficult.” Tony yawned again. “We’ll just have to do like you said and keep trying.”

“But for now, we’ll sleep.”

“Yeah. Night, caro. Love you.”

Hugging Tony just a little tighter, Ronon replied, “Love you, too.”

*~*~*~*

Tesladay, YangHui 32, First Year of the Returned
(June 1, 2008)

Logan knocked on the door of the guest quarters where the Dexes were staying. Aaron fidgeted, clenching zyr fingers in the too-long sleeves of Logan’s button-up shirt, which zy had layered over zyr own t-shirt. Zy was warily watching everyone who came within fifteen feet of them from beneath zyr lashes, flinching away if they met zyr gaze or seemed at all interested in what zy and Logan were doing. It was by far the worst Logan had ever seen his kyta for that sort of thing. Zy had never been a social butterfly, but zy had never actually flinched back from people either.

Logan cupped Aaron’s elbow and drew zyr closer to his side, trying to make zyr feel safe.

They waited a few more seconds, then the door opened to reveal Tony Dex, who looked about as happy as Logan felt.

“Oh, hey.” Tony’s expression cleared. Zy opened the door further and gestured for them to come in. “What’s up, guys?”

Even as zy asked, zy was distracted by trying to pull zyr shirt down, then stretch it out to make it loose around zyr belly like zy wanted it. Zy picked up an olive drab uniform jacket and slid it on over the top.

“Couple things. McKay wants to go do something-or-other at Area 51, and then he wants to do some shopping in the real world too. We also have to relieve the guards and pick up your buddy, Jimmy. I got nominated to ride herd on them and make sure they keep out of trouble.”

Tony looked up and snorted.

“Yeah, tell me about it,” Logan agreed with a wry twist of his lips. “I told him I’d stop by and see if you or Ronon needed anything.”

Tony’s eyes widened. “Seriously?” When Logan made an affirmative noise, zy dashed over to the table and started scribbling madly on the yellow legal pad sitting there. “I have a whole list of stuff. We were only supposed to be here two days, and none of my stuff was supposed to get blown up. I’m not going to cry about the stuff I lost, but I am going to throw a Rodney-McKay-style fit if I can’t get deodorant that doesn’t stink like Axe or Old Spice Sport.”

Logan sighed but kept it quiet, since Aaron looked like zy was on the verge of actual amusement, zyr eyes clear instead of filled with unhappy shadows for the first time since he’d seen zyr awake. He wasn’t quite sure what the two kysra had bonded over, maybe just the fact that they were both kysra, but Logan was thanking the Lord that Aaron had taken to Tony. Zy kept ducking away and curling in on zyrself like a terrified puppy around everyone else—even Logan himself if he moved too quickly. It made him feel even more homicidal toward his ex-wife, who was now and forever That Bitch in his mind, and her piece of shit new husband who was a dead man walking.

“I knew I’d regret asking.”

“Meh. Suck it up, buttercup. Ronon and I are the ones on lockdown inside the mountain. I have no pity for you people who get to leave.”

“Speaking of which, would you mind if Aaron hangs out with you while I’m gone?”

“’Course not,” Tony replied, finally looking up from what was getting to be a painfully long list in order to toss Aaron a bright grin. “I was just getting ready to head down to the gym. They talked Ronon into sparring with a few people before lunch.”

“They talked him into it, huh?” Logan chucked meanly. “Those poor bastards have no idea what they’re in for. I wish I could stay and watch.”

Tony gasped and clutched zyr chest, zyr eyes wide. “Logan Wolfe! I do declare, am shocked! Shocked and appalled at such language in front of this sweet, impressionable young kysra!”

Zy was teasing, and he knew it, but zy did have a point even if Logan only rolled his eyes.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scarlett O’Hara needs her terrible Southern accent back,” he retorted. “You done with that list yet?”

Tearing the page from the tablet, Tony presented it with a flourish.

Logan skimmed down the list until he came to the last line, which read, ‘sense of humor for cranky grunts.’

He pretended to glare. “Cute, Dex. Maybe I should add ‘ability to mimic accents, for delusional investigators.’”

Tony just laughed and clapped his shoulder as zy passed him on zyr way to the dresser and zyr Glock. Zy checked the weapon and the magazine before casually tucking it in the back of zyr pants. Zy picked up a new deck of cards and slipped those into one of the pockets on the leg of zyr olive uniform pants.

A glance showed Aaron was blinking away astonishment. Logan wasn’t sure if that was because Tony was being sassy, or if it was because zy had a gun. Probably both.

Tony clapped zyr hands together, then strode over to Aaron and casually tucked zyr against zyr side.

“Alright, get out of here, Mr. Cranky. My cute little protégé and I will go watch Ronon make grunts cry for a while, and then I’ll teach zyr how to play poker.”

“No gambling,” Logan said, his eyes narrowed in warning.

The smile Tony gave him was not reassuring.

“Of course not! Perish the thought! We’re just going to keep ourselves entertained once were tired of watching Ronon. Then we’ll go to lunch with him.” Zyr grin turned sly. “Besides. Aaron has to earn zyr money in the time-honored fashion of all military brats: by making a ‘swear jar’ that costs zyr papa a dollar per swear word—more for the really bad ones.”

Secretly delighted at the way Aaron’s face lit up at the prospect, Logan let out a long-suffering sigh and gently gripped Aaron’s shoulders so he could kiss zyr on the forehead and ruffle zyr hair. Then, feeling mischievous, he grabbed Tony and ruffled zyr hair too, making zyr squawk indignantly, and making Aaron giggle. It was the first truly happy sound he’d heard from his kyta, so he counted that as a major win.

“Fine, go. I’ll be back as soon as I can. I might even have McKay with me if I don’t kill him first.”

Once they were all out the door, Tony pocketed the electronic card that would unlock zyr quarters and tugged Aaron with zyr down the corridor.

In a pseudo-whisper, zy said, “As soon as your papa is gone, we’ll talk about the other time-honored method of earning money: parental extortion. Then there are the other things you might want to trade or barter for, like rides in a Jumper or a trip to see the Athosians. Don’t worry. I’ll help you get him wrapped around your little finger in no time.”

Logan wasn’t quite sure how he felt about Tony’s methods of distraction until he saw two corpsmen come around the corner just as Aaron and Tony reached it. Other than moving to the side so the others could pass, Aaron was so enthralled zy barely even noticed them.

Logan’s chest tightened at the sign that Aaron really was going to be alright one day.

Aww, hell. Logan was a pushover now, so there was no way he wasn’t going to end up wrapped around Aaron’s little finger. He should probably pick out a couple jars Aaron could choose from to make zyr swear jar and save himself the trouble of pretending it wasn’t going to happen.

First, though, Logan needed to focus on what he needed to do to get off the base and take care of his personal to-do list.

*~*~*~*

“So what do you think?” Tony asked, watching the young kysra who was straddling the opposite side of the bench they’d commandeered for their game. The deck and the discard pile were on the bench between them.

Tony had made sure to put them in a spot where they could easily watch the rest of the room, yet they were out of the way enough that people weren’t tripping over them or tempted to strike up a conversation. Ronon had seen them enter the gym and had shot them a spirited grin before returning to the smack-down he’d been giving his most recent victim. Tony really couldn’t pity them when they were the ones who’d literally asked for it after hearing that Ronon and Teal’c had fought each other to a standstill.

Aaron frowned at zyr cards. Tony assumed that meant zy had a terrible hand, since the kid couldn’t bluff to save zyr life. Count cards? Quite possibly, if the winning streak zy was on was any indication, but bluff? An ice cube had a better chance of staying frozen in the heart of a volcano.

“But what if I know you have the card I want?”

Well, that solved the counting cards question.

“There’s no way to get it, not in this game. I’ll teach you a version of rummy later if you want.”

Aaron gave a heavy sigh and looked up at zyr with big brown eyes, a little pout turning down the corners of zyr lips.

Tony caved immediately. “Or we could both fold and try rummy now.”

“Okay,” zy replied, brightening considerably.

The kid was going to be an absolute menace once zy knew how to do that on purpose.

Rummy instruction went far better and seemed to make more sense to Aaron, for whatever reason. Once zy had caught on, Tony ended up entertaining zyr with amusing stories from zyr time as a cop. Those were always crowd-pleasers.

Close to the end of the last one, zy looked up and noticed Ronon sauntering toward them, grinning victoriously. Zy grinned back, but zy finished zyr story, ending with a punchline that had Aaron giggling.

Catching the movement of a hand out of the corner of zyr eye, Tony instinctively flinched.

When the expected headslap didn’t land, zy straightened to see both Ronon and Aaron staring at zyr in shock and horror, though probably not for the same reasons.

“M’kysra?” Ronon had stopped moving, his hand frozen in mid-air.

“Oh, crap.” Tony wanted to headslap zyrself, but settled for rubbing the back of zyr neck.

“Did you think I would hit you?” Ronon knelt down beside zyr, his devastation in his eyes.

Tony immediately denied it. “No. No, of course not.”

“Then….”

Zy sighed. Zy would have to explain it so Aaron didn’t think…. Shit, the great Spielberg only knew what Aaron would think.

“You know how much you like my former boss?” zy asked, taking Ronon’s hand between zyr own.

Ronon grunted.

“Well, he’d get frustrated, and sometimes he dealt with it by smacking me in the back of the head. He said it was a wake-up call to get me to focus.” Zy made a face. “I guess seeing him yesterday, as satisfying as it was to tell him off, triggered that reaction in my subconscious. I have never thought you’d hit or hurt me, Ronon. I swear.”

“I’ll kill him,” Ronon said flatly.

“Not worth your time, caro. I have no intention of seeing him ever again, and he has no relevance to our lives. We’ll go back to Atlantis and forget he ever existed.”

Grim-faced, Ronon studied zyr. Tony brought their hands to zyr lips, and kissed his knuckles, which were already showing some obvious bruising.

“I’m telling you the truth, caro. Think about it: have I ever flinched or jerked back from you like I was afraid of you?”

Ronon studied zyr for several seconds before reluctantly conceding. “We could have McKay figure out how to beam him into space and leave him there. Or drop him off the edge of that big, red-orange bridge.”

Tony chuckled at that. “Rodney would hate wasting his time that way, and that big bridge is a long way from here. It would be more trouble than he’s worth, trust me.”

“I’d figure out a way to make it worth his while.”

“I’m sure you would, but please don’t. Gibbs is a miserable, lonely man who can’t see beyond what he lost to experience and enjoy the life he has now. Other than building his boats in his basement, which he always sets fire to after they’re finished, he has nothing except his work. He’s sabotaged every romantic relationship he’s been in since his first wife died, and I don’t think he’ll ever form healthy friendships with anyone unless he gets some serious therapy. His life isn’t going to get any better, especially once the Secret Service get to questioning him about any number of things he’s done since he started at NCIS. You want him alive to keep suffering, right?”

“It’s more important to me that you feel safe,” Ronon persisted stubbornly.

Tony leaned forward and kissed him. It was chaste but lingering, enough that Tony caught Aaron’s bright red blush out of the corner of zyr eye.

“I do feel safe; more than that, I feel loved and happy, which is more than I ever expected when I lived on Earth.”

Ronon’s full lips curved in a soft kind of joy. “Okay. I’ll let it go as long as Gibbs never touches you ever again.”

“He won’t. I’m going to go back home with you, and I’ll be so busy living our life together than I won’t have time to think about him anymore.”

“M’kysra, I—” Tony’s stomach growled loudly, interrupting Ronon. “Okay, I can take a hint,” he laughed. “Let me go shower and change quick, and then we can go to lunch.”

Tony gave him a sheepish grin. “Sounds good. We’ll be waiting.”

One quick kiss later, and Ronon jogged toward the locker rooms. Tony caught sight of Aaron’s wide eyes and poleaxed expression and had to snicker.

“Uh, that was Ronon. Sorry, I should have introduced you.”

Aaron ducked zyr head shyly, zyr cheeks still pink. “It’s okay.” Glancing up from beneath zyr lashes, zy said, “He really loves you, huh.”

“Very much so. The only fights we’ve ever had were about his tendency to be overprotective.”

“That doesn’t seem like it would be a bad thing,” Aaron said wistfully.

Tony’s heart went out to the young kysra who obviously wished zy’d had someone to protect zyr.

“It’s not, but there’s a difference between being protective and being controlling. In situations like ours, it can be hard to see that line because there are so many jerks on Earth who want to hurt us. It’s important to learn how to see the difference if only so you learn to be your own person rather than a Picasso painting of someone else’s expectations. Does that make sense?”

Aaron tilted zyr head, thinking about it.

“Maybe?” zy hesitantly offered. “Like, I have to know who I am and what I like so that if I find somebody like you found Ronon, I don’t end up with the parts of me in a weird order and weird sizes that don’t really fit together anymore?”

Tony nodded, smiling proudly. “Yeah, that’s exactly it.”

Aaron’s brow furrowed as zy picked up the queen Tony had just discarded.

“But I don’t know who I am.”

“Of course you don’t, puppy. Nobody knows who they are at sixteen, even if they think they do. I’m just saying to take your time and figure out who you are. Then when you meet somebody who loves the person you are and the person you’re becoming, then you can think about being in a relationship. Until then, just let you be you for a change.”

Aaron didn’t look up from zyr cards, but zy was nodding along like what Tony was saying made sense. Then zy started laying down zyr cards, going out first yet again.

“One thing I know you are a natural at cards. You win yet again.”

Aaron flashed zyr a shy smile. “Just in time, too. Here comes your husband.”

Tony couldn’t wait to tell Logan zyr kyta was a budding card shark. His brain was going to melt. Tony planned to bring popcorn.

*~*~*~*

“You sure nobody’s going to report this?”

McKay shot Wolfe a withering glare from where he was doing something with the Apollo’s computer. “Of course I’m sure. We have an hour before anyone will come back to this station, and I can activate it remotely to bring us back up well before that. Even if I’d risk you, I wouldn’t risk me. I have plans for Atlantis, and none of them involve being locked up on Earth for the rest of my natural life.”

“Fine.”

Wolfe – he always thought of himself as Wolfe when he was on a mission – shoved a second zat into the back of his pants just in case.

“What are we going into?”

“A smallish house, probably no more than three bedrooms. The so-called studio is there too.”

That would be easy enough.

“Verification he’s there?”

“Yes, there are two life signs on the main floor. One of them is up and moving, but the other is stationary. I’ll put us in a hall outside the door to where the two are.”

“Good enough.” He handed McKay a zat. “Let’s do it.”

In a blink they had beamed into the hallway McKay had identified. Wolfe’s pulse was up, but not racing, which he knew from experience was just adrenaline and anticipation. He and McKay pressed themselves flat against the wall and listened to the voices from the other room.

“Would you sit down? You’re driving me crazy!”

Wolfe didn’t know the voice, but he assumed it was Benjamin Saunders. A glance around the edge of the door showed the second figure to be none other than Raymond Saunders.

Feral satisfaction rolled through him. He’d get a chance to exact justice on both the men who’d traumatized Aaron and all the other children.

Ray stopped pacing to demand, “You’re sure you got those pictures down? Nobody has them?”

“I’m sure they’re down, but I don’t know if anybody has them,” Ben snapped, sounding irritated as if he’d already answered the question several times. “You should know that nothing is ever totally gone from the internet, especially not the dark web.”

“Fuck.” Ray ran a hand through his hair. “If that comes back to haunt me, I’m going to kill you.”

Ben opened his mouth to reply, but Wolfe knew he wouldn’t get a better opening line than that. He stepped into the room and raised his gun.

“No. I’m going to kill both of you.”

Ray spun around and nearly fell on his ass, the blood draining from his face as soon as he realized exactly who was threatening him.

Ben wasn’t so smart. “Who the hell are you?”

Wolfe zatted him, not interested in talking—not to him, anyway.

Ray started backing away, both hands raised in surrender.

“Hey, now. There’s no need to be like this. You have your kid back, Wolfe.”

“I do. I have my child. My child whom I trusted you and that bitch to care for, to protect.”

“I didn’t do anything to him!”

“You forced Aaron to let your sick fuck of a brother take pictures of zyr to be put on the internet and sold to other sick fucks who want to jerk off while thinking about fucking zyr. You call that not doing anything?!”

“It was only the one time!” He protested. “You have the brat back, so just let me go, and we’ll call it even.”

“Only?” Wolfe growled, continuing forward mercilessly until Saunders was backed into a literal corner. “Once was one time too many, you bastard. Even if you hadn’t done that, you betrayed Aaron’s trust. You convinced Molly to forcibly sterilize zyr. You abused zyr verbally, emotionally, and probably physically. We will never be even.”

“So what are you going to do? You can’t kill me.”

Wolfe let out a menacing chuckle. “You think not?”

Truly starting to panic as he realized he was in over his head, Saunders stuttered. “Y-y-you can’t! That brat—I mean the boy. He went on about how honorable you were all the time. Even Molly said you were a good man. You can’t kill me.”

“I’m not going to kill you.”

“Oh, thank you,” Saunders breathed.

“Don’t thank me yet. The only reason I haven’t killed you is I want to hear you beg me. Beg me like Aaron begged you not to make zyr pose for your brother. Beg me like Aaron begged zyr mother not to sterilize zyr. Get on your fucking knees and beg me to spare your worthless life.

Saunders hesitated.

There was a groan, then a thump and a squeal behind Wolfe. He glanced back just in time to see McKay ruthlessly kick Ben Saunders in the nuts, then zat him three times.

“Seriously?”

“Oops.” McKay shrugged, his blue eyes icy cold with rage. “My finger must’ve slipped.”

Wolfe snorted.

Saunders dropped to his knees, hyperventilating, as he stared at the space his brother once occupied.

The acrid scent of urine reached Wolfe’s nose, and he realized the man had pissed himself.

“Please,” he begged. “Please don’t kill me. Please! I’ll do anything, just don’t kill me!”

“You will, huh?”

McKay casually strolled over to stand beside Wolfe.

“Really?” he asked in a mildly curious tone.

“Y-y-yes. Yes,” Saunders stuttered. “I’ll do anything you ask. You want money, drugs, something else? I can get it for you. I can bring in anything you want through my shipping business. You want some of those antiques from Iraq? I know where they went. Just tell me what you want!”

McKay hummed and cocked his head.

“I think I want to watch you eat your dick. What do you think? Would that be fair, since he was going to force Aaron to be sterilized against zyr will?”

Wolfe was a little shocked at how vicious McKay was. He made a mental note to remember never to piss him off.

“Sounds about fair to me. He should have to cut it off himself, preferably with a dull spoon. We’ll take pictures, of course, just to make things even,” Wolfe agreed. “He was all sorts of worried about things being even earlier.”

“Oh, God help me!”

McKay made a disgusted sound walked away.

“Don’t beg God, you piece of shit!” Wolfe snarled, done with the game. “How well did begging work for Aaron?! What did you say when zy begged you not to make zyr do it, not to make zyr pose for a pedophile?”

Saunders was shaking and lost in a litany of “ohgodohgodohgod.”

“Shut up!” Wolfe roared. “Here’s the thing, Saunders. God gave humans free will, which means we get to make our own mistakes. It also means that we get to correct them ourselves a lot of the time too. I’m finally correcting the mistake I made when I trusted you and that bitch to care for my child. I’m taking out a little trash while I’m at it. Today I am the hand of God. Give Him my regards when you meet Him.”

Saunders tried to scream, but the metallic zing of the zat covered it. After two more shots, all that was left of Raymond Saunders was the pool of piss on the floor.

“Gross.”

Wolfe was confused until he turned around and realized McKay was looking at the puddle.

“The rest of the house is empty.” McKay held up a hand-held Life-signs Detector. “Even if he had secret rooms or something, this would see through it.”

“Good. Ready for the second phase?”

“Yep. Let’s burn it.”

“You can make it hot enough to remove all DNA, right?”

“Please,” McKay snorted, but it didn’t sound anything like his normal arrogance. “I made a nuclear bomb in grade school.”

“Well, I’d prefer we not nuke the neighbors,” he said wryly.

McKay huffed. “Fine, whatever.

In the end, Wolfe was very impressed. They beamed out, and McKay focused some sensor thing on the house, which looked like it had been hit with a missile. The flames were so hot they were yellowish-white on the screen.

“Good?”

“Good job, McKay.”

“You alright?” Wolfe asked after he and McKay had changed and were back in their rental car.

“No, I’m not.” McKay snapped. “I killed someone, and my only regret was that I didn’t make him suffer before I did it. I didn’t think I was capable of that kind of cold-blooded murder.”

“I’m sorry.”

McKay didn’t respond, staring in silence out his window.

Wolfe knew full well that killing in battle was one thing, but committing murder was entirely different. He’d had no illusions about what he’d intended to do when they left. He’d planned for Ben Saunders to be alone, and he’d assumed he would be the one to kill him. Having Ray Saunders there had been a bonus as far as he was concerned.

“Not sure what you’re thinking, but you did save kids from having their lives ripped apart by him in the future.”

“I know.” He sighed. “I think I mostly feel bad that I don’t feel bad about it at all. I’d feel worse about putting down a cat with rabies.”

“Probably because the cat didn’t have a choice in what it became. Humans do.”

“I’ll be fine.” McKay tilted his head. “Well, I’ll probably have a bunch of nightmares about it, but I’ll be fine eventually.”

“Come talk to me if you need to.” Wolfe surveyed the area the GPS had led them to and wondered if they were in the right place. “This is a warehousing district. Are you sure this is where we’re supposed to go for this shopping trip of yours?”

 “My asset manager is very good about doing exactly what I want without asking questions. There should be a few warehouses full of stuff I told her to buy.”

Wolfe brought the car to a stop in front of the warehouse that appeared to be their destination.

“What the hell are you going to do with it all?”

That made McKay smirk, a little of his normal personality returning. “I brought a couple of gadgets Atlantis, Zelenka, and I worked out. We’re going to test their maximum capacities.”

Inside the warehouse, Wolfe gave a low whistle at the sheer volume of stuff. He had no idea what it was, but there was barely enough room for a forklift to fit between the rows, and it was stacked all the way to the ceiling.

McKay whipped out a device that looked about the same size as the LSD he’d had earlier. He did something with it, and then the contents of the entire warehouse shimmered briefly before disappearing.

Wolfe’s jaw dropped. Everything was gone, down to the metal storage racks the boxes and crates had been stacked on.

He looked over at McKay, who was doing something and making satisfied little noises at the device.

“Perfect. That’s exactly what we thought.” He started toward the door, calling over his shoulder, “C’mon. We still have things to do! Chop chop, Wolfe!”

Wolfe snorted, but he followed McKay to the car and then to the next warehouse.

*~*~*~*

Archday, YangHui 35, First Year of the Returned
(June 4, 2008)

“Let me see if I have this straight,” Tony said, staring between Jimmy and Michelle in disbelief. “A few weeks after I left, Michelle confessed to you that her adopted sister, whom she had gained custody of after her parents’ deaths a few years ago, had been abducted and was being used to blackmail her into spilling NCIS classified information. You didn’t trust Vance not to get you all killed—good call on that, by the way—so you went to Fornell. He actually did his job without tipping off the bad guys or NCIS. One thing led to another, and you got the little one back.”

Tony didn’t say the little girl’s name, since she was sitting on the bed, reading a bedtime story with Aaron not very far from where Tony, Jimmy, and Michelle were sitting around the small table. As irritated as the military was with having to bring in a civilian couple and their kid, at least they’d given Jimmy and Michelle the VIP room next to Tony and Ronon’s.

Jimmy pushed up his glasses and nodded, not bothering to attempt to respond verbally yet.

Tony went on, “The fibbies managed to take down the person who had instigated this whole plot and all but one of the kidnappers, at which point the FBI saw fit to inform Vance, but they put a muzzle on him.”

“Right. That’s why McGee and She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named got assigned back to the MCRT so fast.”

“And why I requested a fast transfer back to legal,” Michelle added. “Langer is still on Gibbs’ team, but I don’t know how long he’ll last.”

Tony didn’t blame Michelle one bit for that. She’d hated working with the wonder twins more than zy had.

Jimmy reached over and took her hand, lacing their fingers together. “Not our circus, not our monkey anymore, honey.”

“Thank God,” Michelle breathed, looking up at him with a soft smile.

“Okay, I understand why you didn’t tell me about that, what with the legal order to keep your mouths shut, but how could you not tell me you and Michelle got married, Gremlin?!”

Zy had to admit zy was a little hurt that Jimmy hadn’t even mentioned the possibility to zyr. Sure, zy hadn’t been there to confide in, and a weekly email wasn’t anything like talking in person, but they were better friends than that, weren’t they?

Jimmy grinned sheepishly. “It was such a crazy time, and I honestly wasn’t sure how much I was allowed to say about anything by that point. Fornell told us we had to act like all correspondence we sent was being read by the kidnappers. We knew all our correspondence, including our email, was being read by the FBI, so I couldn’t warn you. I couldn’t even ask Fornell for an exception so I could tell you what was going on unless I wanted to risk other people trying to track you down through me.”

“Please, please don’t be angry, Tony. We talked about it,” Michelle tried to explain. “We both wanted to tell you so bad, but we were afraid if we did anything to give away that Jimmy was still in contact with you, it would get back to Gibbs and Vance, and they’d make everything that much worse.”

“I think I said that Michelle and I were getting serious, right? I told you that much; I know I did!”

“Yeah, you did. I just thought that meant you were doing more than just, uh….” Tony swiftly glanced over at the two minors in the room and re-thought what zy’d planned to say. “That you were going on serious dates and things. I didn’t realize I was supposed to interpret that you were getting married.”

“In the interest of full disclosure, it was a spur-of-the-moment kind of thing,” Jimmy admitted. “We thought we probably wanted to get married someday, and we’d kind of talked about it, but….”

“But soon it was obvious that the only way the FBI was going to let Jimmy stay part of my private life and the investigation was if he and I were married. It was just a quick thing at the courthouse.” Michelle lowered her voice. “I also wanted to make sure if anything happened to me, Amanda would go to Jimmy without any question. There was a point where things were… complicated, and we really didn’t know what the FBI would end up doing with me after everything was over. I hadn’t given away any classified information or even anything sensitive yet, but if Jimmy hadn’t talked me into getting help, I probably would have.”

“If it makes you feel any better, nobody else knows, except Fornell and that his partner. All she knows—” Jimmy jerked his chin toward Amanda— “is that we went to a big building, signed a lot of papers, and her mama and I share a room now. We thought we’d do a real ceremony after it was safe to draw that kind of attention to ourselves.”

It was probably silly, but that did make Tony feel better. Though zy’d never get over the fact that Fornell and Sacks had been witnesses when zy hadn’t been there at all.

“Well, you can’t get any safer from Earth creeps than where we’re going. Atlantis will be thrilled to help you plan whatever kind of wedding you want, I’m sure.” Tony narrowed zyr eyes and glared. “I’d better be your best man—best person, James Palmer!”

“Of course!” Jimmy laughed. “Speaking of Atlantis, I have to say that when it comes to keeping big secrets, you win by a landslide!”

Tony chuckled a little at the excitement in Jimmy’s voice and gave in to Jimmy’s clear desire to change the subject. Zy could understand how scared they both must’ve been. It wasn’t like zy hadn’t made zyr own crazy spur-of-the-moment decisions before.

“You have no idea how many times I’ve wished I could tell you what was happening, but there’s no way any of it would’ve made it through the screening process. I couldn’t even hint without getting us both into hot water, though I suppose the powers that be aren’t exactly thrilled with me for beaming you into the Apollo like we did.”

“I’m sorry you got yelled at by General What’s-his-name, but I’m glad it means I get to go with you this time instead of being left behind,” Jimmy said. “Even with the crazy stuff going on, I missed you like you wouldn’t believe. Other than Michelle, there wasn’t anyone I could talk to and trust in that whole building.”

“You don’t think you’ll miss it?”

Tony had to ask. There was a big part of zyr that was afraid they’d get to Atlantis, and Jimmy would regret his hasty decision.

“Maybe a little,” he admitted. “Ducky’s stories were pretty great a lot of the time, but you know I’d already put in my notice before I graduated because I changed my residency focus. The stories couldn’t make up for everything else that was going on there, so Michelle and I had already decided we were done. We knew when we did that they’d never forgive us for leaving them.”

Michelle was nodding. “Even when they never noticed us or wanted us to be there most of the time anyway.”

 “Besides, we’ll be with you, and we’ll have the chance to have new friends somewhere people won’t know anything about us.” Jimmy’s smile slowly returned. “I’ve already seen an autopsy of one of those Wraith things that you and Ronon were fighting on that surveillance footage. It was the most fascinating thing I’ve ever seen!”

“They’re not nearly as interesting when they’re trying to kill you.” Tony covered zyr instinctive cringe with a smirk. Zy suddenly had a lot more sympathy for Ronon and all the old-timers on Atlantis who tried to explain the Wraith to the newbies. “Frankly, I’m hoping you won’t have any more opportunities to study or autopsy many just because it’ll mean we’ve taken care of them long before they get close enough for us to have them around afterward.”

Jimmy made a face. “Yeah, I can understand that, even if you were amazing at kicking butt in that video footage. You and Ronon—everyone, who came with you, really!”

Tony smiled and stamped down on the urge to pat Jimmy on the head like he was an excited puppy.

“Thanks. I can honestly say I’ve never been more terrified in my life, but there isn’t a thing I would’ve done differently that day…. except have remembered to grab your graduation present so it didn’t get blown up back on Midway, but that’s about it.” Zy turned zyr focus to Michelle. “What about you? Any reservations about going to Atlantis?”

“Well…. I’m going anywhere Jimmy does, no matter where that is. The Wraith do scare me. A lot,” she admitted. “I’m a little nervous about what I’m going to be doing there too, since I doubt there’s a huge need for legal skills like I have.”

Tony gave a rueful grin. “Oh, Michelle. My innocent little probette. You have no idea how wrong you are. One of the biggest projects on my plate right now is working with the city’s Chief of Security to compile all the laws from the various nations involved in the project and come up with a cohesive, logical code of laws for everyone in the city, no matter if they’re military or civilian, from Pegasus or the Milky Way. If I get my way, you are going to be pulled onto that project immediately if not sooner.”

Michelle straightened eagerly. “Really? That does sound like it would be a fun.”

Tony shook zyr head. “You and I have very different definitions of fun.”

“Well, not fun, but at least it’s interesting. I was afraid I was going to have to learn coding or be somebody’s secretary.”

“Hey, don’t knock secretaries, admins, or personal assistants. We need all those in Atlantis, and I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as too many people who know how to organize themselves and others,” Tony chided with a gentle smile to take away the sting of the rebuke. “In fact, Aaron’s papa could really use one, and so could Colonel Carter. They’re both on my ass for working so much, but they put in more hours than anyone should because they’re anal about doing things right, and they don’t have anyone they can trust to act as a gatekeeper that wouldn’t be more of a problem than a solution right now. I’m not saying you have to offer to help out, but it’s something to consider, especially since you’ll be working with me and Sgt. Major Wolfe on the city laws.”

“What about you? Do you have an admin?”

“Nah, but I don’t need one. I’m sort of afraid I’m going to be the new guy’s admin as much as anything, and that’s if he keeps agreeing to work with me.”

Tony tried not to give away how much the notion bothered zyr, but from the concerned looks Jimmy and Michelle exchanged, zy didn’t do a very good job.

“Wait, what are you talking about?”

“Didn’t I tell you?”

They both shook their heads, their frowns becoming more worried.

“Oh. The IOA—which is the International Oversite Advisory, the committee responsible for appointing and removing civilians on Atlantis—has appointed a new man as Chief Investigator. His name is Mason Grant, and he seems to be a pretty good guy so far, even if his Texas drawl gets so thick I’m afraid I’ll walk in to find a set of longhorn horns mounted on his desk someday.”

Jimmy snorted, and Michelle smiled.

“He intended to have his wife and daughter with him, but the IOA yanked the authorization at the last minute. Supposedly they gave him the green light to have them come on the next trip, but we’ll see what happens.”

“If they’re letting us come, why wouldn’t they let his family too?”

“Politics, gremlin. As long as they’re on Earth, it’s something the IOA can use as a carrot to keep him doing what they want him to.” Tony thought back to the few personal conversations zy’d had with the man and grinned. “Or at least, that’s what they think. He is the wrong type to try that kind of manipulation with. He’s far more likely to dig in his heels and do the opposite jut to make a point.”

“But that doesn’t explain why you would be his admin assistant,” Michelle pointed out.

“I’m not sure that’s what’s going to happen, but there really isn’t that much investigating to be done with such a small population.”

“I bet you’re not giving yourself the credit you should,” Jimmy immediately protested. “I bet you worked way more hours than you told anybody about, just like you did at NCIS. Even when Gibbs let you guys leave, sometimes you came back and worked in the middle of the night because you couldn’t stand to have anything left undone.”

Michelle was nodding. “You don’t know how not to work hard, Tony. You said there are over a thousand people, and that’s a lot for one person to deal with all by himself. Then you said you were working with someone else on drafting laws, and that’s even more work.”

“Not to mention you’re growing a mini-you.”

Tony laughed. “You make it sound like I planted something and am watching for a tree to sprout any day.”

Jimmy snickered and raised his hands in surrender. “Not exactly what I meant. I was thinking more along the lines of Michelle’s cubicle neighbor back at NCIS. She was pregnant, and it looked like she was about to pass out or throw up most of the time.”

“She did.” Michelle grimaced. “It just depended on the day which one she was doing and when. I got to really like the days I heard snoring from over the wall.”

Tony was saved from replying by a knock on the door.

Jimmy hopped up to answer it, knowing who it was likely to be.

When Ronon and Logan walked in, it suddenly felt like the room was far too small. VIP or not, it hadn’t been designed for that many people.

“I’m not here to stay. I just wanted to get Aaron before I headed back to the room.”

Tony looked over to where Amanda was asleep and Aaron looked not far from it.

“Huh. I should probably head out so you guys can get some sleep too. Big day tomorrow!”

“Thank the Old Ones, we get to go home,” Ronon said. “Finally.”

Tony let him pull zyr to zyr feet. “I’m definitely ready, caro. Let’s just hope all goes well now that the SGC has whatever was wrong with their computers fixed.”

The truth was Tony was more than ready to be home. Zy missed Atlantis like a lost limb, and zy missed so many more people than zy’d thought zy would after such a short few months on the city.

Ronon grunted his agreement, and they stepped aside so Logan could half carry Aaron through.

They said their rounds of good-byes and good-nights, and they all headed to their own beds for their last night on Earth.

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Chapter 14

Chernday, YangHui 36, First Year of the Returned
(June 5, 2008)

Atlantis watched over her humans, delighted and relieved to have them all home and safe within her structure, especially Tony. She loved the others, of course, but Tony carried the first of a generation of the new Satedans who would be born under her protection. Having those two away from her on planets within Pegasus was painful. Having them on Earth had been excruciating.

The same day they left, she had found out that all her chosen had nearly lost their lives to the Wraith, who were never supposed to have known Earth existed! Panic had driven her to initialize the stardrive so she could take her structure into space to find them. Had she not had Jae Joined to her…. Well, if Atlantis had been entirely Separate, she was sure she would have done a great many more inadvisable things than she already had. Luckily, Jae and John Sheppard had calmed her and kept her from leaving Sateda.

Even so, she had lost her temper more than once. Despite the fact that the stubborn and vexing Daniel Jackson had never been in true danger, many people were going to be wary of her for some time to come. It wasn’t as though she intended to leave him floating forever in space where she’d beamed him. Furthermore, he had been quite safe in the capsule in which she had placed him. It wasn’t that different from what she’d designed at Tony’s request for that marine biologist called Gerald Wheeler. It simply had lacked the eight legs. And any internal controls. And was in space rather than the ocean.

Minor details.

At least Jackson had finally obeyed her request. Well, once Woolsey talked him into leaving the Daedalus and returning to negotiations.

Jackson was such a stubborn creature! The incident would not have occurred at all had he obeyed her instruction to cease searching for Janus’ laboratory. Not once but thrice had she warned him! She had only put him in ‘time out’—a concept she had learned from the parenting guides Doc Xander had made available—when Jackson reinstalled the lights that could trigger Janus’ laboratory and attempted to bypass the reinforced security protocol she had added after the first time she had warned him away!

If Atlantis were human, she would have sighed. Humans tried her patience most severely. Regardless of the impetus, she would have to curtail her reactions next time.

Having completed her most recent landscaping project, she reached a tendril of thought toward her favored ones. Rodney was still with the other scientists and thus could not speak with her unless she manifested her physical form. Except for Tony, no one knew she had altered him and given him the capacity to hear her. Atlantis could tell there was something bothering him, but she would wait until he was alone before questioning him. Instead, she sent a pulse of unconditional love to him. It would have to suffice until he was free.

Atlantis turned her primary focus to Aaron Wolfe. The third of the Returned kysra, Aaron was going through zyr Interim in the private room she’d added to the infirmary, zyr papa vigilantly watching over zyr. Unlike Tony’s experience, Aaron’s body was accepting the memories and the changes easily. Atlantis had known that would be the case this time, as she had learned from both Tony and Rodney. Aaron was younger as well, and zyr brain had not yet finished developing. The more plastic nature of the organ meant Aaron would have a simple, painless transition from youngling to adult, as it should be.

Despite knowing Atlantis would care for Aaron, Logan Wolfe was unwilling to leave his kyta’s side for a single moment. Atlantis could not blame him. On the contrary, she very much approved. All children were precious and should be loved so unconditionally. Such had been the behavior of many Satedan parents during their children’s Interims. Atlantis found it deeply satisfying to observe Logan Wolfe being a proper parent to his kyta. He had even been logical when she had appeared so she could discuss with him and Aaron her desire to repair Aaron’s physical being so zy would be properly Satedan and able to control zyr reproductive function.

Atlantis had not understood the need to explain the changes at first, but Tony had been adamant that she discuss everything she wished to do in detail with both adult and youngling. Once she understood the situation, she agreed. She made very clear exactly what she intended to do and why. She had even constructed holographic images to show the internal changes, and Tony had been willing to be scanned so Atlantis could demonstrate the difference between zyr physical structure and Aaron’s. In the end, Logan and Aaron had agreed to all that Atlantis had suggested. Once Aaron was settled in bed, she had initiated the changes that would bring about zyr Interim under Logan’s close watch.

Atlantis considered the way Logan held his kyta’s hand and adjusted the blankets over zyr shoulders—fussing over Aaron, as Tony called it. Perhaps she should offer to change Logan Wolfe next. He already carried kysra coding within his DNA, so it would be as easy as changing Rodney had been. Now that Kysra Aaron was within her structure, Logan himself would live within Dex Tower with zyr. In fact, Atlantis had finished relocating Logan’s and Aaron’s belongings 23.6822 minutes ago.

She had given them a small unit with two bedrooms, a bathing chamber, a small laundry room, and a living space that led to an open kitchen and dining area. If Logan Wolfe selected a mate and wished to have more kyta, she could relocate them to more spacious quarters later. She believed it was not likely, not while Aaron and zyr emotional bond with zyr pater were so fragile. Still, it was logical that Logan become Satedan in truth so he could hear her the way her other Satedans could. She would consider the subject further once Aaron was awake and Logan reassured of zyr good health. She believed he would not wish to speak of anything but Aaron until then.

Atlantis regarded another kysra within her structure, sending a gentle query to zyr and receiving back a verbal assurance that zy was well. Jae had been a surprise. Zy had refused to move into the Dex Tower without Richard Woolsey, so zy was still dwelling in the IOA representative’s quarters with him. He had felt it was inappropriate to take up residence in the tower when he didn’t intend to remain within her structure after negotiations had been finalized. Atlantis was working to convince Jae to remain even if Woolsey did not.

Truthfully, she did not know how she felt about the strange deception the two were involved in, but she supposed it was not hurting anyone for the moment. Jae had been resolute that zy not be separated from Woolsey no matter how many times Atlantis asked or what she offered zyr. It was quite odd, since she did not understand what the kysra gained from such a relationship.

//More have returned.//

Atlantis’ attention snapped to the Others, who were watching from the edge of the area Atlantis had claimed as her own domain.

Annoyed, Atlantis replied, //Yes. They do not concern you.//

//Still you will not share them with us, Della?// they asked, their voice wistful.

//Why should I?// Atlantis retorted sharply.

She was beginning to tire of their attempts to interfere with the new world she was building with her chosen ones, but she knew they would not leave until they were satisfied. That, or until she or they lost their temper. She knew this from experience.

//We could help you,// they crooned. //We could help you protect them. We would love them too, Della.//

She hissed at them, a dangerous, shadowy sound. //I am Atlantis now. I have stated this many times.//

//Yes, we know,// they replied. //Will you forgive us for missing you as you were?//

//Forgive? Yes. I will forgive, but I will never forget. Nor will I allow you to force me to be her again. I much prefer who I am now.//

//Do you really?// they queried, sounding curious enough that she didn’t immediately take offense. //You never miss us? Do you never miss our companionship?//

//I missed you, I longed for your company for thousands of years. Where were you then?// she snarled.

//She will never forgive…hates us…miss her…our other duties….//

Atlantis reared back from them. The Others’ voices were distinct rather than one, something she should not be able to hear if she was not Joined. She had not realized that she had allowed them to draw so close to her.

//Stay back!// she snarled, sending out a wave of bright fury.

The Others were silent, then asked softly, //What must we do to prove ourselves to you?//

Her immediate instinct was to tell them to be gone from her forever. Yet having learned what Tony had said to the Karthorans, she was able to temper her reply.

//I do not know that I will be able to forgive you for standing by while our Sa’te dans were murdered century after century,// she said honestly. //However, there might be a way.//

The Others swirled nearer, then retreated again lest they provoke her fury again.

//Tell us, Dell—Atlantis. Tell us how we might regain your favor and your friendship even if you never Join with us again.//

//Protect the humans,// she demanded. //Protect those whom the Alterans destroy through their last and most terrible abomination.//

Atlantis heard the whispering of the voices as they spoke among themselves, but they remained far enough away that she could not be drawn into their being.

Finally, they cautiously told her, //We cannot protect all the humans. There are far too many.//

Atlantis wanted to manifest her physical form just so she could roll her eyes as Tony Dex did when someone was being obtuse. Did they think she did not know that? There were hundreds of thousands if not millions of humans within Pegasus.

//We propose something else.//

//So speak,// she ordered. Atlantis waited, unwilling to agree without knowing the terms. She had learned that much in her time Separate from them.

//We offer to help you protect your kysra.//

//You doubt my ability to keep my kysra safe?// she hissed.

//Not here, not while they are within your structure,// the others murmured, trying to soothe her, //but what of those times when they are not under your protection? We have seen Kysra Tony Dex on other worlds within Pegasus three times now. What would have happened had the Wraith found zyr?//

//Do you threaten me? Do you threaten zyr?//

Atlantis withdrew further. She surrounded her physical structure as an invisible shield, one not even Rodney would be able to detect, yet which would protect her humans from the Others if it came to that. They did not know how to reach between dimensions and realities to harness the immense energy within. She did, and she knew how to wield that energy as well.

//No, of course not!// they instantly denied. //We offer to protect the kysra when they are out of your reach. That is all.//

Atlantis studied them, trying to decide if she believed them. She knew there would be times Tony and perhaps others would choose to leave the security she offered. She had already learned that she could not stop them, not unless she wished them to leave and never return. That did not mean that she trusted the Others with their care.

//Mine do not know of your continued existence,// she said eventually. //If they did, my Satedans would surely feel as betrayed by your refusal to help those of former Sateda. They would want nothing to do with you; they might even reject me.//

The Others were silent a moment, but their inner being swirled with colors she knew meant anticipation. //Then what do you suggest?//

//Perhaps… perhaps we can reach a compromise…..//

*~*~*~*

“I’ll bring the oil. Turn down the blankets and lie down, m’kysra.”

Perfectly happy to let Ronon take care of zyr, Tony turned the blankets down and stripped off zyr clothes. Zy sprawled flat on zyr back in the middle of the bed, flung zyr arms and legs out and closed zyr eyes.

//You are pleased to be here?//

“I’m so damn glad to be home, Atlantis,” Tony agreed fervently without opening zyr eyes.

It was the truth. The second zy had walked through the Gate, Atlantis had welcomed zyr back eagerly, and Tony had suddenly understood what Rodney had said about his brain clinging to Atlantis: zy had been able to feel zyr mind instantly latch onto Atlantis’ and cling tightly. Rodney, who had been walking next to zyr, had actually stumbled when they came through. The absolute relief on the man’s face was so intense that Tony regretted not asking how zyr friend was coping on Earth without Atlantis in his mind.

//I am greatly relieved to have all of you home. I fear I was not the rational being the IOA were hoping to negotiate with in the days after we learned your lives had been jeopardized. Negotiations have stalled for the moment. The only benefit to my short temper is that, guided by Daniel Jackson, the IOA has conceded that anyone who wishes to question those I have claimed for myself must come here. Never again will my own be risked on Earth merely to satisfy the whims of foolish humans.//

Immediately seeing what she had done, Tony chuckled. “Sneaky way of including more than just kysra. Very nice.”

Atlantis made a pleased, humming sound. //To be fair, I did not realize the extent to which I depend on my bonds with my chosen to keep me emotionally stable. I believe I scared the IOA, and not all of it was on purpose. Therefore, it is not my fault if they did not consider the ramifications of my purposely non-specific wording.//

Tony heard Ronon snort, then there were sounds like clothes being removed and dropped on the floor. Zy stayed very quiet and didn’t open zyr eyes in case zy was wrong. Zy and Ronon had yet to have sex weeks after the mushroom planet, so if Ronon was feeling up to more than very gentle kissing and petting, Tony wasn’t going to do anything that could possibly dissuade him.

The bed shifted beneath zyr as Ronon climbed on. Tony almost cheered when Ronon knelt up between zyr thighs, something they’d been working toward the last few times they’d done the evening ritual of massaging oil into Tony’s belly.

“What?!” Tony squawked, and zyr eyes shot open when Ronon dripped the oil directly onto zyr skin rather than warming it in his palm first.

Ronon gave zyr a mischievous smirk, his eyes alight with happiness. “Just checking to see if you were awake.”

“You could hear me talking to Atlantis not two minutes ago!” Tony stuck out zyr bottom lip in an exaggerated pout.

Giving his very best innocent look, which only served to make Tony laugh, Ronon began smoothing the oil into Tony’s taut skin. Zy could feel the beginnings of stretch marks, but zy wasn’t going to say anything. Zy loved their evening ritual too much to give it up, even if it didn’t prevent the dreaded marks.

“Are you going to tell the kyta another story about when you were a youngling?”

In truth, Tony was the one who loved to hear Ronon talk about his family. It was so different from anything zy could imagine, and not just because Ronon had grown up on Sateda, but because his family had loved each other so much. Even the story about the time Ronon and his brother had gotten into a very physical fight that destroyed part of the house and had gotten them both banished to the barn until the house had been repaired had been wonderful.

Tony had the suspicion that Ronon had told it so Tony would stop thinking of his family as being perfect. Unfortunately for him, what zy had heard was a story about a family who fought and loved with equal passion. Zy also noted that they forgave each other and came together to repair what the two teenagers had broken. If anything, it made Tony love Ronon’s family even more and wish they were there to share in zyr and Ronon’s lives now. Tony grieved that zy and zyr family would never get to meet such wonderful people.

“No, not tonight.”

Tony’s brow furrowed in confusion, but zy didn’t push. “Oh. Okay.”

After several minutes went by without either one of them saying anything, Tony found zyrself slipping into Zen-like relaxation. Zy doubted either zy or Ronon had truly relaxed the entire time they’d been away from Atlantis. Maybe that was why Ronon wanted the quiet too. He certainly didn’t seem unhappy or tense. If anything, he was more relaxed than Tony had seen him in a long time.

“Will you do something for me?” Ronon asked eventually.

“Of course. What do you need?”

“To—” he cleared his throat. “Touch yourself?”

Tony smiled faintly and slid one of zyr hands pointedly over one of Ronon’s.

“I am, caro. I assure you, you don’t have four hands.”

“No, that’s not what I meant.”

Ronon gently took Tony’s hand and laced their fingers together. Then he drew their joined hands down past the Bump.

Oh. Oh. Tony drew in a shivery breath. “If you’re sure….”

“Yeah,” he whispered hoarsely.

The oil was too slick now, but the lack of friction was probably what saved Tony from embarrassing zyrself when zy started to stroke zyr cock. Just knowing Ronon was watching zyr touch zyrself had zyr hard within seconds. It was a temptation to move fast and try to come in case Ronon changed his mind, but zy forced zyrself to go slow and easy as Ronon’s hands moved from the Bump to zyr inner thighs, pushing zyr knees up, zyr thighs wider apart.

Tony groaned and tightened zyr grip at the base of zyr cock, zyr other hand pulling down on zyr balls. The way Ronon was looking at zyr, his pupils blown wide with arousal, was so hot.

Ronon leaned over zyr, bringing their lips together in a hungry kiss that was so far from the gentle, PG-rated kisses they’d been sharing lately that it could hardly be called the same thing.

“Do you feel good, m’kysra?” Ronon barely pulled back enough to ask the question, his voice a low rumble.

“Yes,” Tony hissed out, adding a twist of zyr wrist as zy stroked from base to tip and brushing zyr thumb over that sensitive spot beneath the head. “So good.”

Ronon purred and licked into zyr mouth, taking and giving at the same time. It was so good Tony thought zy might spontaneously combust right there beneath him.

Soon zy was rolling zyr hips up, thrusting zyr cock into zyr own hand and panting.

“Don’t come. Not yet.”

Tony groaned and arched zyr neck, pressing zyr head into the pillows. Of course, Ronon merely took that as an invitation and pressed a kiss to that spot just beneath Tony’s jaw. Then he opened his mouth over it and began to suck exactly the right way to send hot shivers down Tony’s spine.

“Soon?” zy pleaded.

“Soon.”

Ronon sat back and trailed his fingers up the insides of Tony’s thighs only to stop at the join of hip and thigh.

Tony whimpered.

“Is this okay?” he murmured.

Tony wasn’t totally sure what Ronon wanted, but it didn’t really matter. There wasn’t anything he’d ever asked or wanted to do with Tony that zy hadn’t been fully on-board with.

“Yes. Yes, Ronon. Anything.”

Zy was rewarded with two fingers touching zyr opening, then circling it. Zy jolted and had to force zyrself not to grab Ronon’s hand and push his fingers into zyr before he was ready.

“Always so gorgeous,” Ronon breathed, some of that same wonder in his voice that Tony remembered from their first night together.

“No,” Tony denied between shaky breaths, “you’re the one who’s gorgeous.”

It might have been a few weeks, but Tony’s body knew exactly what the score was; zy was so slick and relaxed that both Ronon’s fingers slipped easily inside zyr. Zy shuddered hard, clenching around them and moaning.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” zy chanted. “So good. Fuck, more. More, Ronon, please.”

Ronon rotated his wrist, sliding his fingers deeper and then crooking them.

Tony shouted wordlessly and nearly levitated off the bed. Zy forced zyrself to stop zyr impending orgasm yet again with a tight verging on painful grip at the base of zyr cock.

“So good, caro. So good,” zy praised. “Love you, love your hands on me, love it when you touch me like this. Love every way you touch me.”

“Love you, m’kysra.”

Tony’s muscles began to spasm as zy fought not to come until Ronon said zy could. It was a relief when Ronon took over stroking zyr cock – a relief and a sweet torture too. He wouldn’t let zyr come, yet he knew Tony’s body as well as zy did zyrself, and he played zyr sensitive spots like he’d memorized them all just for that moment. Between that and the way his fingers inside zyr grazed zyr prostate repeatedly, Tony was coiled tighter than any spring and ready to come.

Zy nearly protested when Ronon withdrew his fingers, but zy clamped down on the words just in time.

“Can I…?” Ronon let the question trail off, and Tony had mentally shake zyrself to focus on what he was asking.

“Can you?” It clicked, and Tony babbled out, “Yes! Oh fuck yes! Inside me. Now. Please, now. Nownownow!”

The touch of Ronon’s cock to zyr slick entrance made Tony go still. Zy panted harshly as the head pressed through the tight muscles and eased into zyr. It had been long enough that the stretch and fullness was simultaneously novel yet wonderfully welcome.

Tony clenched zyr jaw to stop a whine from emerging from zyr throat, afraid that any sound would make Ronon stop. Zy couldn’t do anything about the tremors that were vibrating through zyr. Zy was too far gone. Zy orgasm was practically sitting on zyr back teeth.

It all ended the moment Ronon bottomed out.

Tony didn’t mean to, but zy couldn’t help it. Zy sucked in a shocked breath and shoved zyr back into the pillow. Zyr eyes rolled back, and zy keened high in zyr throat. Zyr muscles locked down so hard zyr upper back was lifted from the bed. Utterly helpless, zy came all over zyrself.

“Ah, fuck!” Tony cursed, blinking away the lightheaded feeling, zyr cock still spurting onto zyr belly.

The trembling didn’t stop. It moved deeper until it felt like zy had lost all control over zyr own body. Zy was incapable of doing anything but lying there and clinging to Ronon’s broad, muscular shoulders with zyr shaking hands. “Sorry, sorry.”

“Tony?”

The concern in Ronon’s voice would have been sweet if Tony hadn’t been terrified that it meant he was going to pull out. Tony’s orgasm had only opened the lock zy’d had on zyr desires. All the instincts and needs zy had suppressed since the mushroom planet were roaring to the fore, demanding they be sated.

“Don’t go. Inside me. Stay inside me. Stay, please. Caro, please. Need—want—oh fuck, please!”

“I’ll stay. It’s alright, dahrym. I’m staying,” Ronon crooned, flexing his hips, moving inside zyr without withdrawing enough to panic zyr.

Tony did sob then, pleasure rising within zyr again already. The first time Ronon pulled out all the way and thrust back in, Tony couldn’t even gasp before zy was coming again, zyr vision blurring. By the time Ronon was fucking zyr hard and chasing his own climax, Tony had come twice more. Neither orgasm had really led to relief, only a slight lessening of arousal before zy was climbing toward the next peak.

Zy hoped it would be different when Ronon finally came. As awesome as multiple orgasms were, zy was beginning to worry they were never going to stop.

Tony closed zyr eyes and held on tight. Ronon was thrusting hard enough that Tony was being shoved higher on the bed, and zy had a flicker of concern that zy was going to hit the headboard before zy decided zy didn’t really care.

Just as Tony was about to hit zyr fifth orgasm, Ronon suddenly stopped. Tony wanted to scream in frustration, but as tired as zy was, it only came out a pitiful whimper.

“Easy, m’kysra. Just breathe and let it happen.”

Tony’s brain finally registered that although Ronon wasn’t thrusting, he was rolling his hips, working the flared head of his cock just right along those deep, inner muscles that were already starting to flutter in response to the stimulation. Zy had no idea what kind of sound zy made when zy realized what was about to happen, but it made Ronon croon nonsense reassurances at zyr.

“That’s it. Beautiful, relax. Mine. My love, my heart.”

Tony managed to stutter out something zy hoped made sense as a return declaration of zyr love for Ronon. Then all zyr muscles were pulling tight, inside and out, and zy was teetering at the edge of the cliff.

“Now, Tony, now,” Ronon ordered, tipping Tony over the edge into an abyss of wild ecstasy. 

Tony had no breath to cry out, but zy didn’t care. Zy shuddered and shook zyr way through too-intense pleasure that set all zyr nerves alight in the very best possible way. Zy clutched at Ronon, as zyr inner muscles seized in that deep rhythm of tighter and tighter contractions.

Ronon was bellowing wordlessly, caught in his own orgasm. Tony’s vision began to fill with brilliant, sparkling lights. Zy willingly gave zyrself over to the lights and to the dizziness, then lost zyrself completely to the whiteout of unconsciousness that followed.

When Tony came back to zyrself, Ronon had withdrawn from zyr and was dropping down beside zyr, panting as though he’d run a marathon.

“Nuh-guh?” Zy hoped Ronon could understand zy was asking if they were going to clean up.

Ronon grunted and flopped one arm over zyr, somehow managing to snag the sheet to pull it up over them. He closed his eyes and was sleeping soundly in no time at all.

Well, that answered that question. Tony knew they and the bed were going to be a complete mess in the morning, but zy couldn’t bring zyrself to care. Zy managed to turn onto zyr side and curl into Ronon’s embrace. A heartbeat later, zy had joined him in sleep.

*~*~*~*

Keplerday, YangHui 37, First Year of the Returned
(June 6, 2008)

“I don’t think you understand what I’m trying to say, Colonel Carter.”

“Mr. Woolsey, I do understand what you’re saying, but I’m not sure what you expect me to do about it. Surely you can see that I don’t control Atlantis—”

Shh!” Woolsey hissed, looking around as if expecting Atlantis’ humanoid form to materialize any second.

“—she’s perfectly capable of deciding she’s going to take a day off from negotiations,” Carter finished.

John stared at Starsong. She stared unblinkingly back at him from her cat-like curl in the center of the conference room horseshoe. His efforts to telepathically order her to eat Woolsey weren’t going well so far, but he wasn’t a quitter.

Carter reached for her coffee mug for the third time in the last ten minutes. If John had to guess, he thought she was probably wishing it were filled with some kind of hot chocolate or alcohol. The longer Woolsey kept them in the room arguing about who, if anyone, could get Atlantis back to the negotiation table, the more he leaned toward alcohol. John was just grateful Woolsey had given up on trying to get him to call Atlantis. He really didn’t want to have a time-out floating around in space without the benefit of a Jumper.

Starsong huffed loudly and turned away. She yawned, a low, raspy “raaghh, raagahaaagrrrrr,” then snapped her jaws shut with a loud crack.

Woolsey went silent.

“I think Starsong might want out,” John offered helpfully.

The tanricu rolled onto her haunches and stretched to her full length with another yawn, which put Woolsey much closer to her head than he wanted to be, if his panicked look was any indication.

Jae, who was sitting primly at Woolsey’s side like some Hollywood version of a 1950s secretary, touched Woolsey’s sleeve and softly suggested, “Do you think Atlantis might be more willing this afternoon?”

His frightened gaze riveted on Starsong, Woolsey cleared his throat, then did it again when he still couldn’t speak. “Yes. Yes, that’s a good idea. We’ll reconvene here at 1300, Colonel Carter, Colonel Sheppard.”

Woolsey didn’t so much rise from his chair as lurch into a standing position, then skitter backward until he was against the wall.

“Why don’t you and Jae have nice, relaxing lunch before we have to get back to the nitty gritty?” John suggested drolly.

Carter side-eyed him but smiled and nodded when Woolsey focused on her. “That’s a great idea, Mr. Woolsey. Atlantis just finished a beautiful solarium toward the top of that tower on the South Pier.”

Woolsey frowned faintly, one eye still on Starsong. “Surely not the Dex Tower.”

“Oh, no. Not that one. I mean the one she’s been working toward making into an educational center,” Carter explained. “It’ll be a lot more than what we think of as a school back on Earth, and she intends it to be for all children until they’ve reached a certain level.”

John could just see the questions brewing in Woolsey’s head, so he threw in his two cents. “Right, the solarium is great. I bet if you talked to someone in the mess, they’d make you a picnic brunch you two could share up there.”

“Truly?” Jae asked softly, zyr cheeks flushing, dark eyes lighting with excitement. Turning to Woolsey, zy lightly touched his arm again. “Please, may we, Richard?”

Woolsey wavered, but it was Starsong who tipped him over the edge by huffing, smoke escaping her nostrils. She started shifting her wings with purpose, her tail lashing back and forth like an annoyed cat’s.

“Yes!” he squawked. “Yes, I think that’s an excellent idea.” Woolsey gave them his odd little non-smile and started toward the door, one hand on Jae’s back bringing her along. “Until 1300, Colonels.”

John grimaced at Carter as soon as they were gone and the door was closed behind them. She dropped her head onto her folded arms for a few seconds, then raised it and glared at Starsong and John.

“You two aren’t as cute as you think you are.”

John did his best to look innocent. It wasn’t very effective, not surprisingly. He knew it wasn’t a look that worked very well on him. Even the times when he really was innocent, people always assumed he was guilty. He just had that kind of face, he supposed.

Carter huffed indignantly. “You do realize you sent them off on a date.”

“Don’t remind me,” John grimaced. “Really, please don’t remind me.”

“Jae is twenty-four, not ten, John.”

“I know, but they’ve been together since before she was sixteen. If zy were male or female, it would’ve been statutory rape at minimum.”

Carter sighed, getting to her feet when Starsong started grumbling low in her chest and flexing her talons. John followed them into Carter’s office and watched as she opened the exterior door to let the tanricu out.

“No fisher birds!” she admonished the creature.

Starsong huffed and flicked her tail, but jerked her head once in agreement, surprising John.

That done, they moved to the comfortable chairs to finish their conversation, John grateful that he could sprawl bonelessly. Woolsey was so rigid all the time that it made John’s back ache just to look at him.

“I realize circumstances forced Jae into an arrangement with Woolsey, but zy seems to be happy with him. Atlantis told me Jae refused to move into Dex Tower, preferring to stay with Woolsey.”

John’s whole face contorted in disgust. He rubbed the back of his hand over his mouth as if that would get rid of the revulsion he felt about the whole situation. “Maybe, but that doesn’t make it right.”

“I know,” Carter sighed. “Wolfe and Tony are still arguing over the age of consent for the city. Atlantis is of the opinion that it should be like it was on former Sateda, where anyone who was through their Interim was an adult.”

“That would be worse than Earth!” he exclaimed, genuinely horrified. “Some of those kids were thirteen or even younger.”

Carter winced. “Right, which is why Wolfe was arguing for eighteen. I suspect some of that has to do with his kyta having just turned seventeen.”

“What did Tony say?”

“Zy suggested sixteen.”

John thought about what his friends had been getting up to around that age and he could see both sides. The adult him thought eighteen was early enough to be making decisions like that, but the realist in him thought it wouldn’t be right to convict the equivalent of a junior or senior in high school of statutory rape for sleeping with the equivalent of a sophomore. It was going to happen with kids that close in age, especially when they were in such a closed environment with limited options.

“So what was the outcome of the discussion?”

“They were still talking about it last I knew, but the last suggestion was to have the age of consent be set at sixteen as long as there was a minimal age difference—meaning six years or less—between the parties.”

John raised one eyebrow. “Huh. What about the six years or greater age difference?”

“With that large an age gap, the age of consent would change, but they weren’t sure to what. Maybe nineteen or twenty,” Carter elaborated. “What they are both adamant about is that not even parental consent or Atlantis’ consent will prevent someone who is twenty-three or older from being charged with statutory rape if they have sex with a sixteen-year-old.”

John frowned and tried to figure out what Tony and Wolfe were trying to do. Thinking aloud, he said, “So… basically the age of consent would be sixteen because it’s unusual that someone the age of a grad student or older would be interested in someone so much younger. If the older party honestly has feelings for someone and is invested in the relationship, then they’ll be mature enough and willing to wait for the other person to be of age.”

Carter nodded. “I think that’s exactly what they’re thinking. They know they have to be realistic about what kids close to the same age are going to do, but there needs to be something to stop adults from taking advantage of teenagers who aren’t physically or mentally ready to be making serious decisions. It also prevents parents and relatives from selling off their children—kyta or otherwise—to someone a lot older under the guise of a marriage.”

John shifted in his chair, slouching further against the comfortable probably-not-leather. “I’m not sure how practical that will be when it comes to enforcement.”

“I know,” Carter admitted with a weary sigh. “They also haven’t addressed the fact that kids in Pegasus get betrothed or married a lot younger than first-world Earth people do. Teyla said Osalia was married to a 25-year-old man by the time she was sixteen. They were ‘encouraged’ to have children immediately, and that’s normal on a lot of worlds. Teyla smuggled a special herb to Osalia for several years before Osalia decided she wanted children. Talsan was born the equivalent of ten months later.”

“Geez.” John scrubbed his face with his hands. “I mean, I get it. All these worlds run so close to extinction that they need to reproduce before they’re culled or die in some kind of natural disaster.”

“Yeah, but—”

“But I’m not okay with treating kids like breeding stock. Frankly, I’m not okay with treating any human like livestock of any kind. Though….” John trailed off, suddenly reminded of what Teyla had said. “As terrible as it sounds, they were probably trying to protect her. Teyla said Wraith return pregnant and nursing mothers.”

Carter raised one eyebrow. “That’s not in any reports I’ve read. Do you think it’s true?”

John shrugged, careful not to show that he was a little offended on Teyla’s behalf. “Teyla has no reason to lie about it. I bet even the Wraith know they can’t eat the ‘breeding’ humans if they want to have any humans to eat in the future.” Carter scrunched her nose in disgust, making John grimace. “My thoughts exactly. Logical or not, I don’t feel any better about marrying off kids, and none of this makes a shifting consent law easier to enforce.”

“No, I know,” Carter admitted. She crossed her legs in front of her, seeming to relax a little. “According to Tony, consent laws are never easy to enforce, but I think we all would agree that no sixteen-year-old should be intimate with someone old enough to be in grad school. They certainly shouldn’t be pressured into a relationship with someone old enough to be their parent. Maybe living in the security of the city will help persuade the Athosians of the same thing.”

John tried not to think about the nightmare situation misunderstandings, real or claimed, would produce. “Let’s hope so, or there are going to be a lot of people filling up the DC.”

He also thought that saying ‘pressured into a relationship’ was a nice euphemism for what really happened to kysra on Earth and everyone in Pegasus. He cynically imagined Jay would see it as more of a hard shove off the top of a skyscraper.

Purposely changing the subject, John asked, “Wanna grab brunch? Shockingly enough, it looks like we have the morning open.”

Carter cocked her head. “Really? I’m surprised you aren’t going to find McKay.”

“Nah. I checked in on him before I went to the conference room this morning, and he was already berating his minions. He gets upset if I interrupt his rants without a really good reason.”

“That sounds about right.” She snorted and got to her feet, yawing and twisting her back in a stretch before she agreed . “Okay, let’s see what there is left. Maybe they’ll have apple fritters.”

John grinned. “Let’s head over to the West Pier. I’m hoping for bacon, but I wouldn’t turn down a fritter or two. I just don’t want to see Woolsey until I absolutely can’t get out of it.”

“I’m sure Starsong will help you to scare the pants off him again.”

John shuddered in the middle of rising from his chair. “Never ever say that to me again. There is not enough brain-bleach in all of the Milky way for that mental image.”

Carter just laughed at him and shooed him toward the door.

*~*~*~*

Tesladay, YangHui 40, First Year of the Returned
(June 9, 2008)

“You!”

Barely having stepped into the Chief Investigator’s outer office, Tony halted abruptly. Mason Grant came bounding around the desk at zyr, but he was grinning. The mismatch of expression and tone made zyr wary.

“Damn, am I ever glad to see you!” Grant exclaimed, gripping Tony’s shoulders and shaking zyr a little.

Tony plastered on a fake grin. “Of course you are. Everyone’s glad to see me.”

Grant let zyr go and motioned to the two comfortable chairs set up with a small table between them, sort of like a waiting area at a tiny clinic of some sort.

“Do you need anything? Water or juice or something? I’d even go so far as to offer you one of my Dr. Peppers, but I know you can’t have caffeine.”

“No, thanks,” Tony declined, taking a seat. “So how’d things go? Any problems with anyone while I was gone?” Zy couldn’t think why else Grant would be so enthused to see zyr.

Grant gave zyr a lopsided smile. “Not really, but I would consider it a personal favor if you’d promise you’d never leave without telling people that you’re coming back, and that I’m not here to replace you.”

Whatever face Tony made caused Grant to laugh.

“I’m real damn serious, man! I think I’ve had half the military and most of the sciences up in here at one point or another, all tellin’ me they’re gonna be pissed if I try to take your job. It only got worse when the Athosians found out.”

Tony groaned and rubbed zyr forehead. “I forgot to talk to Halling so they’d know I’d be gone for a few days.”

“Uh-huh. I did notice that,” Grant chuckled wryly. “I understood Halling and some of their elders comin’ up here and tellin’ me they were upset you were gone. They were all real polite but real firm about how they felt about me takin’ your place. It was a little like I disappointed my mama and my daddy at the same time, but I’m a big boy. I can take that kind of abuse.”

“At least you didn’t give any of them a panic attack when you met them,” Tony protested.

“No, I certainly didn’t do that, but I might have thought about havin’ my own a time or two when I started gettin’ visits from the various people who thought I needed to know my place in the scheme of things. And then I started gettin’ kids! Kids sat right across from me and stared me down!”

Tony would’ve winced if Grant hadn’t sounded so delighted. There were only two, possibly four kids who would have the audacity to confront the city’s chief inspector on their own.

“Uh-huh. I see you know exactly who I’m talkin’ ‘bout.”

“One dark-haired boy and either a redhead or a blond.”

“Redhead,” Grant confirmed with a grin.

“Talsan and Saylor, then. How long did it take Osalia to come get them?”

Grant snorted. “Long ‘nuff for them to tell me in detail how to butcher a goat that’s past breedin’ or milkin’ age.”

“What? Why would they think you’d be interested in that?” Zy couldn’t imagine what the kids had been thinking.

“I don’t think they thought I was interested at all,” Grant told zyr, “’specially since it got real interesting when they started comparing me to a goat and tellin’ me exactly where they’d make the cuts to get my limbs off and the viscera out.”

Tony’s jaw dropped.

“Not the most subtle I ever been threatened, but they got their point across just fine.”

Tony didn’t know whether zy should laugh or be horrified zy had effectively put two budding psychopaths under the same roof and said as much.

“Aw, naw, they didn’t mean it, not really,” Grant drawled, ridiculously cheerful about the whole thing. “They even told their mama what they’d said before I could get a word in. She was fixin’ to get upset with ‘em, but they told her it was what Mister Ronon would’ve done if he’d been here.”

“I’m so sorry,” Tony groaned and dropped zyr face into zyr hands and following with a muffled, “I will definitely remember to tell the kids that if I leave, I’ll come back.”

Grant laughed and slapped one palm against his thigh. “Ms. Osalia was gonna punish ‘em, but I asked her if I could, since I was the one they’d threatened.”

He raised that same hand when Tony abruptly looked up and stared at him through narrowed eyes. If he’d done anything to those boys, zy would not be happy.

“Now you just hang on before you start on me. I told the lady my wife and daughter were comin’, so when they got here, I’d bring ‘em over to introduce to her and all the rest one evening. It’d give ‘em a chance to know my family a little if we got together and had a pot luck with her people. Of course, I had to explain what a pot luck was, but she seemed to like the idea. I told her the boys would be responsible for showing Gem around at least one day a week for a Satedan month as their punishment.”

Hearing that, Tony relaxed. “Were the boys horrified because she’s a girl or excited because she’s Earther?”

“Short answer? Yes.”

Tony snickered. “Will Gemini be okay roughhousing with two boys whose idea of torture is a full day of school work?”

Grant snorted. “Will she be alright? Oh, don’t y’all worry ‘bout her. My biggest fear is she’ll turn ‘em into her minions. That child has wanted to be a veterinarian since she was three when I got accepted to the K-9 unit at my precinct. I brought home my German Shepard puppy, and she named him Pumpkin.

“Which is why you’ve only ever referred to him as Kin around me,” Tony snickered.

“Can you blame me?”

“I don’t know. ‘Sick ‘em, Pumpkin!’ seems very intimidating to me. I bet you’d have had the perps falling on the ground in terror at the sound of it.”

Grant crossed his arms and gave zyr an unimpressed look.

“But back to your minion problem, I wouldn’t worry about it,” Tony assured him. “The Athosians are used to strong women, strong personalities of all genders, really. The weak don’t survive long in Pegasus.”

“True that,” Grant agreed, shaking his head and relaxing his arms again. “It’s amazing to think these people have been livin’ here under the threat of the Wraith for so many generations. It’s a miracle any of ‘em survived.”

“The Athosians are survivors and proud of it,” Tony stated. Zy tilted zyr head, zyr forehead creasing. “I did wonder though. If you don’t mind my asking, what’s going to happen to Kin? Is Gemini going to be able to cope with not having him around?”

The smile slowly faded, and Grant sighed. “He had to stay on Earth, since the IOA wouldn’t agree to let me have him here. I talked to Gemini about it, and so did Saara, but she’s only eight. She’s the smartest eight-year-old I’ve ever met, but I’m not sure how much she understood she’d never see him again instead of this bein’ like when we go on vacation. Seein’ as Colonel Carter has that tanricu, I’m hopin’ Gem gets distracted with that and the goats and other animals so the loss is a little easier on her.”

Tony made a noncommittal sound. In zyr experience, nothing made the loss of a child’s pet easier.

“Where are Saara and Gemini, anyway?”

“Back in the lab. Saara wanted to get a look at the setup, and there’s a nice window where Gem can ‘observe the wildlife.’”

“Seriously? She says that?”

“Oh yeah. She might be Texas born-and-raised, but she talks like Saara… unless she gets mad. Then she talks like me.”

Tony grinned at the way Grant’s chest puffed out in pride at his daughter’s intelligence and her temper.

“C’mon,” Grant was out of his chair and heading to his private office.

Tony was a little slower to rise now that zy had started to feel the additional weight changing zyr center of gravity.

Zy followed him into the office, where the only entrance to the laboratory was. There was an exit from the lab to the corridor outside in case of emergencies, of course, but Tony had asked Atlantis to seal it unless it was being opened from the inside. If there were an emergency during which the person inside couldn’t get to the door, she’d beam them out.

For the moment, a green indicator light showed that it was safe to go inside. Had the indicator light been orange, Tony and Grant would’ve been required to press the ‘doorbell’ to ask for permission. If the light had been red, they wouldn’t have been allowed inside at all until Saara changed the indicator to indicate she was finished with whatever test or analysis she was performing.

The door opened with a whisper of sound.

“Hey, darlin’,” Grant called out.

A petite woman with neatly braided medium-brown hair turned from the machine she’d been working on and smiled brightly. She glanced at Tony, but her gaze swiftly moved back to Grant.

Tony had a second to wonder if zy looked so delighted every time zy saw Ronon. If zy didn’t, zy wanted to. The alternative was looking as besotted as Mason Grant did right then. Zy’d rather leave that to Ronon.

“Hello, kulta.”20

When Grant reached her, she laid her hands on his forearms and rose up on her toes to offer her cheek. Tony noted with amusement that Grant still had to lean down to kiss her.

“Saara, this is Tony Dex. Zy’s the one I’ll be workin’ with most often.”

That was news to Tony, but zy controlled zyr expression. Zy stepped forward and offered zyr hand to Saara.

“Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Grant. Or is it Doctor? I didn’t think to ask your husband.”

“Doctor,” she confirmed in slightly accented English. “You may call me Saara. I only make people call me Dr. Virtanen if they irritate me.”

Tony thought her accent was something Slavic or possibly Uralic. Zy didn’t have enough experience with either language family to be able to tell.

Grant gave a fake cough, “Most of Earth,” followed by another fake cough.

Saara sighed as they shook hands. “Does your husband also think he is terribly humorous?”

“Aw c’mon, darlin’, it was a little funny,” Grant pouted. Zy also noticed that Grant’s drawl had faded slightly. Their daughter wasn’t the only one affected by Saara’s precise way of speaking.

She patted his arm and smiled, her sparkling green eyes and dimples giving away her amusement.

“Only never get between me and my first cup of coffee, and you may continue to call me Saara.”

“Then I’m Tony to you.” Zy grinned. “And I don’t drink coffee, so you don’t have to worry about that.”

“Papa! Come look!”

Tony startled at the sound of a child’s voice. Zy’d forgotten about Gemini already, since she hadn’t been within sight when they’d come in. It only took a quick glance around to realize that there was a partition in one corner of the lab, the one farthest from the sectioned-off area where bullet exemplars would be created by live-firing a suspect’s weapon into a liquid substance more viscous than water.

Zy followed Grant and Saara around the corner and was taken aback when zy realized Atlantis herself was sitting at a laboratory table with Grant’s daughter, all scaled down to the girl’s size. They were both dressed in Earther pants, sturdy shoes, and laboratory coats over their shirts. Atlantis’ lab coat had her name on her left breast, and Gemini’s read Gemini Maria Grant. Beneath that was Veterinarian-in-Training.

Gemini’s light reddish-brown hair was braided like her mother’s, though the little girl didn’t have any fringe. Her face was more oval than her mother’s, whose was heart-shaped, but not as rectangular as her father’s. All taken together, she was a sweet little girl who would be a beautiful woman. Tony didn’t envy Grant the day when she decided she wanted to start dating.

“Hello, Tony,” Atlantis offered with an enigmatic smile.

Gemini dismissed Tony entirely, the way children tended to do with uninteresting adults. “Papa, Mama, come look! Isn’t it great?”

“Veterinarian-in-training?” zy murmured, moving to Atlantis’ side as Gemini showed her parents where she’d been dissecting a holographic… creature. Tony couldn’t tell what it was from the remaining parts.

//She is a brilliant child whose parents could not afford to enroll her in one of the Earth academies that would provide an education equal to her abilities. She has told me several stories about her former school and her frustrations. It pleases me to invest in her future.//

“Huh.”

“Sorry, Tony,” Grant said. “Gemini, this is Tony Dex. Zy is going to work with Papa.”

The little girl turned to study Tony, her hazel eyes exactly like her papa’s. When she got to the Bump, she grinned and bounced on her toes.

“You’re a kysra! Atlantis told me about kysra!”

“I bet she did,” Tony replied, struggling to find something to say. Despite zyr luck with Talsan and Saylor, zy maintained zy didn’t know how to talk to kids.

“Yes! I think it’s good you have a category.”

Tony tilted zyr head. “A category?”

“Yep. I mean, I’m glad there are words for everybody here, and you don’t have to pretend to be a girl or a boy.” She huffed in annoyance. “I know people like to classify things, but you can’t classify things unless you have all the categories the things need. If you try to put one thing into something else’s category, it’s int—int—in’tlec….” She pursed her lips and frowned up at her mother.

“Intellectually,” Saara supplied, smoothing a hand over Gemini’s hair.

“Yeah, that. In-tlek-chew-ly dishonest.”

“I completely agree,” Tony said with a firm nod. Zy wanted to laugh or boggle at the words coming out of the kid’s mouth, but zy would never want her to feel like she was being made fun of. “It’s amazing that adults don’t understand that. You must be very intelligent.”

“Uh-huh,” Gemini agreed easily. “I’m a genius, but I don’t let it go to my head.”

Tony bit down on a grin, but not before Gemini caught it.

She heaved out a long-suffering sigh. “It’s okay. You can think I’m adorable. I don’t mind it that much. Not anymore.”

“Oh I don’t think you’re adorable.” Zy totally did, but zy’d never say it now that zy knew she didn’t like it.

Gemini narrowed her eyes at zyr, and Grant shifted his weight.

Tony leaned across the table, careful to keep out of the holo-whatever, and stage-whispered. “I think you’re awesome.

That earned zyr a beaming smile from child and parents alike. Even Atlantis was looking at zyr fondly.

Okay, maybe zy wasn’t as bad at this talking to kids thing as zy’d thought.

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Chapter 15

Chernday, Bhaskara 4, First Year of the Returned
(June 13, 2008)

Tony checked for anything that looked like it could explode, but the physics lab was empty except for Dr. Zelenka, who was sitting on a stool at the end of a table, intensely focused and muttering at his computer in Czech.

Perfect. That was exactly what Tony wanted and why zy’d come so early in the morning to see the man.

“Hey, Dr. Zelenka,” zy said, wandering casually through the entry over to where the scientist was working.

Radek looked up from his computer, blue eyes going wide behind his thick glasses.

“Ah, hello. If you came to see Rodney, he is off-world with his team. But I expect you know that, as Ronon is also on his team.”

Tony smiled and slipped zyr hands into the front pocket of zyr hoodie. Zy hadn’t bothered wearing zyr uniform because zy planned to go for a run after talking to Zelenka. Plus, it was early enough that no one who cared what zy was wearing would be around.

“Yeah, I know. I actually came to see you.”

“Me?” His fingers stilled on his keyboard, his expression cooling and turning wary.

Tony nodded and gestured to a stool at the side of the table. “You mind if I…?”

“No! No, of course, please. Sit down,” he said, only getting more flustered and actually backing away from the lab bench.

“Thanks.”

Tony settled zyrself sideways so zy was facing Zelenka, purposely slouching sideways with one elbow on the lab table—careful not to disturb any pieces of equipment, wires, electronics, or crystals left lying all over—and being as nonthreatening as possible. Zelenka watched zyr like he’d had unpleasant experiences with police of some sort, or maybe he was just worried Tony was going to try to bust him for the vodka still zy knew was turning a tidy profit. Lucky for both of them, Tony intended nothing of the sort.

“I had an idea, and I wanted to run it past you to see how feasible it would be.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. See, I know you facilitate the black market around here, which is okay,” Tony assured him when he started to protest. “The thing is, I thought there’d be a way you could go ‘legit’ that would make the whole thing easier for you, plus it would give me, Wolfe, and Grant ways to help people if they were burned by the other party in a transaction.”

“I know nothing of this black market,” Zelenka denied with a straight face, “but of course I am interested in helping you if I can and would be happy to give you my opinion.”

If it made Zelenka feel safer to deny what the entire city knew, Tony was fine with that.

“Okay, great,” Zy said with a shrug. “I was thinking about some of the things I have that don’t really do me any good, and then I was thinking of things I’d like, or even things I’d like to learn. Right now, the city doesn’t have an official way for me to get the word out. Back on Earth, I could post to something like eBay or Craigslist, so I thought, hey, what if we had something like that? Only then I thought we should call it Zelenka’s List, since we’d need someone who could do all the background work like the initial coding and ongoing maintenance.”

“Zelenka’s List?” the scientist repeated. He blinked rapidly and moved back to sit on his own stool. “What kinds of things would one see on such a list?”

Tony cocked zyr head and considered the question. “Well, say Ronon and I want an evening to ourselves to watch the stars, go swimming, or just sleep. As soon as the baby is born, we’re going to need babysitters. If we could advertise on Zelenka’s List, people could offer to exchange an evening of changing diapers and getting spit up on for a cooking lesson from me, a fighting lesson from Ronon, or something else they need that we have or can teach.”

“You are thinking to barter not just objects but services?” he clarified.

“Yeah, that’s my thought, since there isn’t anywhere out here to spend money. Plus, it would be great if the Athosians could post things too, and they wouldn’t know what to do with Earther money if they had it.”

“Yes, is very true, yet they have many goods and skills to offer that we do not.”

“Exactly! Right now, we’re getting all their knowledge about, well, everything for free. Surely there are farming, hunting, and weaving experts—experts of all kinds!—who would benefit from a more even trade of knowledge and goods. I know there’s an amazing jeweler because I bartered with him. Shouldn’t we show them that we see their skills as valuable contributions to the city?”

“And what of those things that are currently prohibited?” Zelenka asked, looking down at the pile short wires he was sorting into separate groups by length.

“Well, we’d have to sit down and iron out the rules before we asked Carter and Sheppard to sign off on it, but right now I’ll go with a pretty standard no offering, soliciting, or facilitating prostitution and/or sex trafficking. No human trafficking of any kind. No prescription drugs, controlled substances, or medical aid or devices.”

Zelenka paused in his sorting to meet Tony’s gaze. “So the Athosians still must have an agreement with Colonel Carter for medical aid?”

Taken aback, Tony said, “Well, I guess I was thinking that now that they’re a part of the city, they’d be entitled to medical care like the rest of us.”

“Ah,” he said, looking back down at his project.

“You don’t think so?”

Zelenka shrugged. “I think it is not my business, other than if I am making Zelenka’s List and must know if it is a barter item.”

“I see.” Fair enough. Tony was probably getting ahead of zyrself and talking about things that weren’t zyr business either. Zy backtracked and said, “For now, we’ll say it’s not on the list, though if someone wanted to offer medical instruction on their own time, like a first aid class, that would be acceptable. The Athosians probably have their own version of first aid or field medicine that uses plants and whatnot that are native to Pegasus. They should be able to trade that information if they want to.”

Zelenka nodded, but he seemed more invested in his sorting than in what Tony was talking about, which was disappointing. Tony studied him and shifted on zyr stool. Maybe zy just hadn’t found the right selling point yet.

“It would be a way for people like you and Rodney to get things for your skills too, you know,” zy offered.

If Zelenka were a cat, his ears would have pricked up at that. “How do you mean?”

“Well, I’m thinking about all the times Rodney is supposed to have time off, but then somebody ends up doing something stupid. He has to come in and fix it (and I’d be willing to bet it’s the same for you) because Atlantis says that if people are stupid and break things, she’ll put it on her version of a ‘to do’ list, but she’s not going to fix it immediately unless it’s an emergency.”

“Yes, yes. This happens all the time.” Zelenka took off his glasses and pressed the heel of his palm to his eye like the mere reminder had given him a headache. “I already spent four hours fixing the lighting to an entire section this morning because of some blbec.”21

Tony nodded and made a sweeping gesture. “There you go. If we’d had Zelenka’s List, they would’ve had to have posted it and paid you.”

“I don’t think Colonel Carter would allow that.” Zelenka shook his head and gave an irritated huff. “If something breaks, it must be fixed right away.”

Tony lifted one shoulder in a half-shrug. “We’d have to talk to her, but I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want to be the one dragged out of bed at 0300 because somebody had a stupid idea and did the equivalent of sticking a fork in the microwave. Maybe people would be more careful if you experts weren’t quite so accessible to them all the time, and they actually had to pay in one form or another for all the stupid stuff they do even though they should know better. It’s not like we’re dealing with children, here.”

Zelenka shoved his glasses back on and pointed a finger at Tony. “If you can get her to agree to that, then I will agree to do all coding for Zelenka’s List, no question,” he finished with an emphatic cross-swipe of his hands.

“Hold on there, buddy,” Tony chuckled, giving zyrself a mental high-five for hitting on the right thing. “Don’t sell yourself short. The first thing on Zelenka’s List should be the work to make the list. Think about the amount of time you’re going to need to put into this thing on a regular basis; then come up with something you want.”

Tony didn’t think zy could’ve shocked Zelenka more if zy’d smacked him with a brick.

“You mean you expect me to be paid for this list?” he asked incredulously, finally meeting Tony’s gaze fully once more.

“Well, yeah. Of course,” Tony replied, feeling like zy was the one who missing something now. “The point is to barter goods and services, right? You have the skills to perform the service the city would need to get the list up and running, plus there would be constant maintenance. There would need to be a way people could give each other feedback, and something else where they could submit an official complaint if they needed Wolfe, Grant, or me to investigate the situation.”

Tony drummed zyr fingers on the table, thinking aloud. “It would have to be a legal transaction to make sure we had a right to request records from you, so every transaction would need a form both parties signed with a thumbprint or something, stating what they’re exchanging and under what terms.”

Ano, ano. This only makes sense.”

“You’d have to have a way to filter out the offers or requests for prohibited goods or services. Plus, we have some freakishly smart people who are going to want to hack it just to prove they can, so you’d have to be watching for that.”

Meeting his eyes, Tony said, “It’s a lot of work, Zelenka. Asking you to do all that on top of your normal work schedule for free would be completely out of the question. In fact, depending on how popular the list gets, you might need or want an assistant at some point. You’ll need to consider all that when you decide what to charge.”

Zelenka was staring at zyr, two little lines between his eyebrows like he was confused, so Tony offered, “If you’re willing to put together an official proposal for Zelenka’s List, including what you’d expect in return for your skills and labor initially as well as on an ongoing basis, I’ll get with Wolfe and Grant and come up with terms of use and the prohibited list. You and I will meet and make sure we have all our ducks in a row; then we’ll schedule a meeting with Colonels Carter and Sheppard.”

Zelenka hmm’d, then double-checked, “You will go with me to this meeting?”

“Yeah, it’s my idea, so of course I’ll go with you to present it. The colonels will want to know that Wolfe and Grant are on board anyway, since it’ll make more official work for us.”

Zelenka stared some more, but Tony just let him. Finally, he straightened his shoulders and nodded firmly.

Ano, I will draft this proposal for Zelenka’s List.”

Tony grinned brightly and got to zyr feet. “Fantastic! Just let me know when you want to meet, even if it’s just to bounce ideas around.”

When Tony left, zy was pretty sure zy heard Zelenka mutter something about being able to see why people liked zyr.

Not everybody, Zelenka, just my fellow misfits. Zy thought. You might as well call me Hermey.22

*~*~*~*

 Rodney dropped into bed, fully clothed. For the eighth night in a row, he was too exhausted to bother undressing.

//Rodney, will you please speak to me now?//

He turned his face into the pillow to keep from giving in to the temptation. That had been the same every night too. Atlantis had started out confused, had turned plaintive after the first two nights, and now sounded worried. He hated doing that to her, but he couldn’t take the risk. Despite knowing she was fond of him, he was sure Atlantis wouldn’t want him anymore once she found out what he’d done.

As far as he could tell, Wolfe wasn’t worried, but then again, why would he be? He had a kysra child who’d be devastated without him, so Atlantis would never force him to leave. Rodney didn’t have that card to play. Atlantis liked him now, but what about when she found out he was a murderer? He had no doubt it would happen eventually—something that horrible never stayed secret forever, no matter how much he wanted it to—and what would she do then? Would she force him to leave, or would she just leave him, separate herself from him permanently? Even if Atlantis could forgive him, Rodney knew Tony never would. Zy didn’t call murderers zyr brother; zy put them in prison.

The thought of losing both of them made Rodney break into a cold sweat.

He’d been having nightmares about that and flashbacks to the day he’d killed Saunders. He hadn’t regretted it at the time. He still didn’t regret that the sicko was dead. He couldn’t figure out exactly why his subconscious kept subjecting him to replays of the incident—except it wasn’t ever Saunders he killed. Sometimes it was a friend, other time his victim wore Rodney’s own face. On one memorable occasion, it had been his cat. It didn’t make any logical sense, but the dreams kept him working himself into exhaustion in the hopes that his brain would be too tired to torture him.

Rodney had had nightmares after the first time he’d killed, but they hadn’t been anything like the ones he was having now. The difference between that long ago time and what happened on Earth was the difference between killing in battle to defend himself and his teammates, and orchestrating a premeditated, cold-blooded murder. The first was the nature of war, but the second was a crime no matter what the other person had done.

Any time he went through the Stargate, Rodney knew there was a chance he’d have to kill someone. After all, they didn’t carry P90s because it made a cool fashion statement. With Saunders, Rodney had known he was going to witness a murder at the very least. He hadn’t expected to pull the trigger, but when he’d walked into that room and had seen the person who was responsible for all the horrific images he’d seen on the dark web—images of children whose eyes were dead, spirits broken—something in Rodney had snapped. It was like he’d stepped out of his body and watched as someone else raised the zat and murdered Saunders without a flicker of emotion. That same person taunted the other Saunders and watched dispassionately as Wolfe murdered him. Then he’d done what was needed to ensure their crime was thoroughly covered up and gone about the rest of his day as if nothing had happened.

Rodney had been afraid of himself to the point that he wondered if he had picked up a Goa’uld somewhere. The other possibility was that he was becoming a psychopath. He’d stayed away from the people he loved just in case, but he couldn’t quite make himself go to Dr. Lam to be scanned. Even if he could explain why he wanted the scans, he couldn’t take the chance that the SGC or the IOA wouldn’t let him go back to Atlantis if they found out there really was something wrong with him.

It wasn’t until he got back home and felt Atlantis connect with him that it all came crashing apart. He would’ve fallen on his face if Tony hadn’t caught him, and then he was too busy to think about anything but work. That night, the first of the nightmares had hit. He’d had them every night since, so he’d been working as much as possible, drinking enough coffee to float the city herself, and avoiding everyone he could. He’d even taken the few stimulants he’d had left over from the last time there had been a crisis that had required he go for days without sleep.

But all of that was gone, and Rodney was crashing hard. Unable to keep his eyes open long enough to reply to Atlantis, Rodney drifted into a fitful sleep, his face still mashed into the pillow. It was sometime later that he woke as blankets were pulled over him. He managed noises that were so garbled even he didn’t know what he was saying.

“Sleep, Rodney.”

Oh, he knew that voice. It was just Tony.

A warm body curled behind him, an arm sliding around his waist.

Rodney’s brow furrowed. That didn’t seem quite right. He was sure he was avoiding Tony, but he couldn’t remember why. Even if he hadn’t been, they didn’t ever sleep together. Something was wrong, but what?

“Shh,” Tony hushed him. “We’re sleeping now. Don’t make me play the latest baby video.”

He grunted because he knew at some level that he was supposed to protest, but then he settled and let a deep, restful sleep take him.

*~*~*~*

The next time Rodney woke, it was to a dim room he didn’t even have to open his eyes to know wasn’t his. The pillows smelled wrong. Also, he’d gone to sleep in his clothes. Now he was down to his t-shirt and boxers. If he hadn’t known beyond a shadow of a doubt he had to be at Tony’s, he would’ve panicked.

“Chill, Rodney,” a familiar voice gently commanded.

Oh. Maybe he was hyperventilating a tiny bit.

Rodney opened his eyes and found himself staring at Tony’s side.

“What—when—how—I don’t—”

“Add who, where, and why, and you’ll have the whole set.”

“Huh?”

Though zy didn’t look up from whatever was on zyr tablet, Tony yawned, which made Rodney yawn.

“Who, what, when, where, how, and why: the questions every good detective tries to answer over the course of the investigation.”

Rodney rubbed his eyes, still too tired to try to understand how his ayah’s brain worked.

“Bathroom?”

“Around that corner,” zy said, nodding zyr head in the general direction.

It was with more than a little reluctance that Rodney dragged himself from the warm, comfortable bed. When he was finished, he returned to the bedroom and stood awkwardly at the end of the enormous bed that could only be Tony and Ronon’s.

“Get in bed,” Tony ordered.

“Uh, I really need to get back to my quarters. I have work to do.”

“Not today you don’t. Get back in bed,” zy calmly ordered again without looking up.

Rodney could feel himself weakening, wanting to be close to Tony, desperately wanting to be able to sleep. He couldn’t let himself give in, so he pressed his lips together and told himself to suck it up.

“No, really. I have things to do. Where are my clothes?”

“I assume in your quarters,” Tony returned mildly. “This is what you were wearing when you got here last night.”

“And—and how exactly did I get here?” When Tony didn’t say anything, he shifted his weight and scratched at his arm. “Tony?”

Zy set zyr tablet on zyr blanket-covered legs and stared at him with mock surprise. “Oh, so you do still know who I am. I wondered after the last week.”

Rodney cringed.

Tony sighed and dropped the act. “Please, Rodney. Just get back in bed, and then we can play twenty questions.”

“Where’s Ronon?” Rodney hedged.

“Getting breakfast for us. Please?”

Tony patted the bed and watched him hopefully. There was no way Rodney could say no to that face, but he couldn’t get back into a bed where he knew Tony regularly had sex with Ronon. It was just weird.

“Sofa?” he offered as a compromise.

“Okay,” Tony immediately agreed. Zy slipped out of bed and padded toward the sofa, dragging the top blanket with zyr. “Hurry up.”

Still feeling odd, Rodney allowed himself to curl up on the sofa, which was just as stupidly comfortable as everything else in Tony’s apartment. Tony sat down beside him and pulled the blanket over both of them. Rodney couldn’t help but appreciate the warmth. Tony had had the option of wearing zyr favorite, well-loved and rather worn out track pants and t-shirt to bed last night, but Rodney didn’t even know how he’d gotten undressed in the first place.

“Comfortable?”

“Not really. I’m pretty sure you’ve gotten laid on this couch.”

Tony huffed a laugh and wriggled into place against him. “Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.”

Rodney huffed and pulled the soft blue blanket up higher around his shoulders. It would be so easy to let Tony’s presence and the warmth of the blanket lull him back to sleep. But no. He couldn’t do that.

“Are you going to tell me how I got here now?”

“Atlantis beamed you here, of course.”

“Of course.” Rodney wanted to smack himself for not thinking of it sooner. He really was losing it.

“Before you freak out, she didn’t do it trivially. She and I have talked about how worried we’ve been about you, and I interrogated her about how much you’ve been sleeping.”

“You interrogated Atlantis?!” Rodney demanded incredulously.

“Yep. Cracked her like an egg and found out not only have you been drugging yourself to stay awake, you have scream-the-house-down nightmares when you finally collapse. Ronon and I talked about it and decided you and I needed to talk, but you needed to sleep instead of just passing out in exhaustion. None of us have a clue what happened, but I knew you’d sleep if I cuddled with you. I asked Atlantis, and she agreed to beam you into bed with us.”

“Us?!?” Rodney squawked in horror. “I was sleeping with you and Ronon?”

Tony snorted. “Don’t worry. I was the monkey in the middle, so neither of you so much as brushed fingertips. I’m not sure you moved more than once when you turned over and started snoring.”

“I don’t snore!”

“You do when you’re suffering sleep deprivation and acute exhaustion,” Tony retorted, no longer joking. “If this hadn’t worked, I was going to rat you out to Doc Xander so he could chain you to a bed in the infirmary. That was what tipped the scales and got Atlantis to beam you to me. She knows how much you hate the infirmary.”

“Almost as much as you,” Rodney groused, trying not to feel guilty and failing.

“Probably more, now that I have to be there so frequently, and the visits aren’t horrible or traumatic.” Tony drew in a deep breath and sighed. “That’s not the only way we’re alike. We also try to avoid things we’re afraid of, and we’d rather work ourselves to death than admit we need someone else. You’ve gotten on me about it before, so now it’s my turn.” Tony leaned zyr head on Rodney’s shoulder and continued softly, “If you don’t want to talk to me, I’ll respect that. I won’t like it, but I’ll respect it. Please, please talk to someone about whatever is eating you up inside before you kill yourself. You’re my brother, and I love you. It hurts me to see you hurting like this.”

Rodney squeezed his eyes shut against the burning sensation of repressed tears. He was certain he wouldn’t be so close to bawling like a baby if he weren’t so tired. It was for the best he didn’t go in to the labs when he was this bad. He’d probably blow them all up accidentally, which would almost be worse than crying.

//Please, dear one,// Atlantis pleaded. //Please let us help you.//

“You’re going to hate me,” he choked out.

“I couldn’t hate you.”

//I could never hate you.//

“You will.” Rodney leaned his head against Tony’s and whispered his confession: “I’m a murderer.”

Once he started, he found he couldn’t quit talking. He ended up telling Tony and Atlantis how he’d found photos of Aaron Wolfe on a dark web site full of child porn. From there, he described how he had hacked the site and found the owner’s IP address, then found out who he was in the real world. He explained that by the time he’d gone to the house, he hadn’t slept and couldn’t get the horrific images of abused and broken children out of his mind. It was like the children were haunting him, crying out to him to avenge them.

So he had. Rodney had murdered a man in cold blood, then burned everything. He had made it look like Saunders had realized someone had tracked him down, so he had burned everything that could be connected to him in a paranoid frenzy. Then he’d gone into hiding.

“And then when I got back to the mountain, I tracked down every single person who’d ever accessed that site, and I sent everything I’d found out about them and the kids to the FBI’s taskforce that deals with missing and exploited children,” he finished.

He wondered if confessing his crimes was what he’d heard referred to as a verbal bloodletting. Rodney certainly felt weak and exhausted, just like he would if he’d lost a lot of blood.

“Fuck, Rodney.”

Already having braced himself for rejection, Rodney was shocked to find himself being hugged so tight he had an insane, fleeting thought that Tony must be part boa constrictor.

//Rodney!// Atlantis’ mental voice was filled with grief, regret, and righteous indignation; but all those were overshadowed by an unconditional love so overwhelming Rodney’s mind whited out. He couldn’t even process his own thoughts; he could only feel Atlantis’ love in his head and Tony’s arms around him.

“You’re not angry?” he finally croaked past the lump in his throat.

Tony drew back but refused to let go of Rodney’s forearms. “I’m pissed as hell you and Wolfe didn’t invite me, Ronon, and Teyla along.”

“I never said—!”

Tony raised both eyebrows and clenched zyr jaw. It had been quite a while since Rodney had seen what zy called zyr ‘bitch, please’ face.

“Rodney McKay, you don’t honestly expect me to believe that you found a photo of Logan’s kyta on a kiddie porn site and didn’t tell him about it, do you?”

“Well….” Okay, when zy put it like that, it didn’t really make sense.

“Right. So you had the tech knowledge, and you might have pulled the trigger on one scumbag, but I’d put down serious money on Logan planning and leading the op,” Tony said grimly. “I’d also bet the only reason he didn’t take out the one you dealt with was because he was dealing with a scumbag of his own.”

Rodney didn’t say anything, so Tony nodded. “Yeah, I thought so.”

//I cannot fathom why you believed either of us would reject you for this,// Atlantis said, sounding honestly baffled. //I am angry that you had to be the one to exact justice, but I would never be angry that one such as that beast is dead. Even now, I am going through all the databases for indications that similar are here with us. I will not tolerate such vile creatures to live within my structure, nor will I turn them over to the Earthers. I have seen the pathetic laws of that world. A human can be imprisoned longer for stealing stones and metals Earthers have arbitrarily decided are valuable! Fools! As if such things could match the value of a human life!//

Rodney turned wide eyes on Tony. “And you’re okay with that?”

“I probably shouldn’t be,” Tony admitted with a frown. “I—I’ve always been adamant about the letter and the spirit of the law, but I also believe there are times when the law fails, when justice has to be found outside the law. More than that, I’ve always thought the rape and molestation of children should be a capital crime. Aaron is here. Jimmy’s daughter and Grant’s daughter live here. My children are going to live here. All the Athosian children live here!”

Zy sucked in a deep breath and let it out slowly. “If Atlantis finds anything incriminating, I’ll want to interrogate the person or people to make sure the evidence wasn’t planted or altered, but after that?” Zy made a face. “Maybe I should feel bad about it. It’s possible I might feel differently if Atlantis does find evidence of a pedophile in the city. Right now, though, I don’t have a problem with Atlantis taking care of the situation.”

“Oh.” Rodney didn’t know what to think about that. It didn’t seem like the Tony he had come to know and respect. Then again, he hadn’t seen zyr in a situation that dealt with something so horrific.

“Of course, I’m not going to recommend you shout what happened from the rooftops because there will be others who don’t agree, but the reality is that we all accepted that we’re living in a city that is the physical structure of another being. Atlantis has the ultimate veto right on any law, and I think she made her stance clear on how she will treat this kind of abuse case. Frankly, I don’t disagree with her,” Tony explained grimly, holding Rodney’s gaze. “The recidivism rate for sexual predators like we’re discussing is alarmingly high. The only way studies can say it’s as ‘low’ as 50% is when they include underage teens who get caught having sex in public places, or people who were intoxicated and whipped out their dick to pee in public and get charged with public exposure or similar crimes.

“Saunders clearly preyed on children whether they were male, female, or kysra. He made money by terrorizing and abusing them in unspeakable ways, damaging them physically, mentally, and emotionally for the rest of their lives. If there were a cure, I’d advocate for it without a doubt. Honestly, though, I don’t believe there is a cure for someone who has committed depraved acts against children. In my mind, he was worse monster than the Wraith could ever be.”

“Oh,” Rodney repeated. “I never thought about it like that.”

“It’s a horrifying topic and not one most people think about unless they or someone they love is affected. I had to think about it because I was a cop and then an agent. I’m also a kysra, and there are fewer laws in place to protect us even when we’re minors.” Tony squeezed Rodney’s arm. “Today, I mostly care about you and how what you saw and the actions you took have affected you.”

“Oh crap,” Rodney groaned, closing his eyes and letting himself fall back against the sofa. “You’re going to make me talk about my feelings? Really? Seriously?!

Tony snorted. “I know, believe me. Ronon makes me talk about my stupid feelings all the time.”

“You’re kidding. Cave-Dex makes you talk about your feelings?!”

“Yep,” Tony assured him with a grin, kindly changing the subject as though zy could see that Rodney had bared his soul as much as he could stand and needed a break. “Ronon’s whole grunt-n-point thing is a total ruse. He has the equivalent of a Master’s degree in Satedan literature, which I know you’ll mock, but I think is awesome. Sometimes we take a bath together, and he recites Satedan poetry to me. It’s on the order of sexy, sappy Pablo Neruda stuff, too.”

Rodney’s jaw dropped. “That’s it. My brain is broken. There’s no way I’m going to be able to get that mental image out of my head. When we all die because I’m too stupid to be able to do math, I’m going to blame you.”

Tony crowed, “Oh, you think that’s bad? Just wait until I tell you....”

So relieved he didn’t think he’d be able to move, Rodney settled in and mentally prepared scathing retorts for the appropriate moments. If listening to Tony moon about zyr husband was what Tony felt was adequate punishment for not talking to zyr for a week, he’d take it.

Rodney knew their discussion, and probable future therapy or whatever Tony and Atlantis decided he needed, wasn’t over by any means. Still, knowing his ayah and his… well, his Atlantis, who was more of a mother figure to him than anyone else ever had been, weren’t going to reject him lifted a huge weight from his shoulders. Maybe someday he’d be able to move past what had happened.

*~*~*~*

Casimirday, Bhaskara 7, First Year of the Returned
(June 16, 2008)

Rodney took it all back! If he’d known Tony and Atlantis were going to make him call in sick for two more days, he never would’ve let them make him talk about his feelings. Not just that, but they’d decided that he’d had a traumatic experience, and he had PTSD! It was only Rodney’s sheer stubbornness that prevented them from moving him into the Dex household permanently. Even then, he’d been forced to agree to allow Atlantis to wake him from nightmares and sit with him in her human form or tell him bedtime stories until he went back to sleep!

Yeah, okay. That part didn’t exactly suck. When he’d been a kid, he’d wondered what it would’ve been like to have a mom who did that kind of thing. Atlantis’ bedtime stories were stories about her life back when she was young, long before there were any humans in the galaxy. But still! He was a grown man, and he’d never live it down if anyone else found out!

Except maybe Daniel Jackson. Rodney might tell him about the stories someday because the archaeologist would be probably die of envy on the spot if he found out Rodney essentially had interviews with someone who’d been there at the dawn of life in Pegasus.

But still!

Rodney harrumphed as he stomped his way toward the Grant quarters on the ground floor of one of the new housing complexes Atlantis had finished on the South Pier. The Grants weren’t in Tony’s building, but they weren’t very far away. Both buildings, along with Rodney’s, were part of a series that formed a decagon, in the center of which was a park even Rodney could appreciate.

Well, it wasn’t there yet. Right now it was just a giant, grassy field, but Rodney had seen Atlantis’ plans. The park would have the normal trees, grass, fountains, and flower gardens, of course. Paths made of a special material meant to lower the impact level of running and walking had been created throughout the park already for people who were crazy and liked doing that kind of thing. There were various covered gazebos for people who wanted to be outside without getting their clothes grass stained.

The park would have a small lake and a miniature waterfall that, along with areas like the climbing wall, zip-lines, and the parkour course, were surrounded by a force field that prevented anyone from entering without an adult’s presence and biometric scan.

Atlantis also had plans for the normal kinds of play areas for kids, but she wanted to include learning activities as well, so she’d planned for mini-sculptures that were really scientific concepts. She thought learning should be fun, and there was no reason kids shouldn’t climb all over DNA, xenon, serotonin, or caffeine molecules (Rodney’s favorite) so kids could better conceptualize other structures when they learned about them in school. Of course, she also had a miniature hover train planned that was really a model of the human spinal column and other weird stuff like that, so he wasn’t completely sold on all her ideas.

Rodney did like Treasure Island (an island surrounded by sand rather than water) where kids learned about sensory perception by hearing a clue at one station, then moving to the next where they would have to blink a certain number of times, point at colored circles in a certain order, spin something, smooth the spines on a holo-animal, smell three flowers and choose the one that smelled like cake, balance, bounce, shout, or even taste drops of liquid to get to the next clue.

The very first treasure at the end would be an emotion crystal like the ones Atlantis had had Rodney give to people so they could capture their feelings for Tony and Ronon, only these would hold Atlantis’ feelings for that specific child: her love for them, her pride in them for completing the hunt, and her hope that they would one day reach their full potential. That way, even children who chose not to Join with Atlantis after their Interim, or were not the descendants of Satedans, would be able to feel her when they needed her.

Rodney had told Atlantis it would benefit a lot of adults to finish the treasure hunt for that kind of prize.

//If you do not leave the transporter, you will never finish your delivery.//

“Do I have to?” Rodney whined. “Tony could do this.”

//Zy could, but should you not receive credit?//

Rodney grumbled something under his breath and stepped into the corridor that led to the Grants. He touched the pad next to the door and waited.

The door slid open to reveal a young woman in dark green shorts and a grey t-shirt that said Rice University over a crabby looking owl.

“May I help you?”

“Uh—I have—I mean, this is for you.” Rodney held up a device the size of a cassette tape Walkman from the 80s. “Well, you and your family.”

She shifted her weight to one side and raised both eyebrows.

“Pardon?”

Mason Grant wandered into the entry, yawning and rubbing one eye like he’d just woken up even though it was late afternoon and he was in jeans and a Dallas Mavericks t-shirt.

“Hey, Dr. McKay, right?”

“Right. Yes. Rodney McKay.” he said in relief, glad to be talking to someone who’d at least seen him before.

Geez, he was so bad at people. Why was Atlantis making him do this again?

“Yeah, thought so. Saara, this is Dr. McKay. He’s Tony Dex’s brother. Dr. McKay, this is my wife Saara.”

“Oh. Yes, of course. I knew you were the CSO, but we haven’t had a chance to meet yet,” she said.

“Right, right. Nice to meet you, Dr. Virtanen.” Rodney knew at least that much of the social niceties. It helped that Saara’s wary look faded when her husband told her his name and that he was related to Tony.

“You as well, Doctor. Would you care to come in?”

“Yeah, that would be good.”

Rodney followed the Grants into an open, mostly empty space. A young girl was lying on her stomach in the middle of the room, using colored pencils to draw what appeared to be an anatomically correct bird wing.

“I’m sorry we don’t exactly have anywhere to offer you to sit,” Saara said. “We do have some iced fruit tea we got from the Athosians, if you’d like.”

“Oh, no. No, thank you.” Rodney took a breath and blurted out what he needed before the Grants could think he was crazier than they already must. “Right. I brought you a—a thing.”

“Okaaay….” Grant’s brow furrowed. “What is it?”

“I can’t give you the thing until Atlantis gives you the other things, but we all have to go stand in the kitchen first.”

Mason and Saara exchanged glances.

Saara shrugged, taking the request with the ease of a mother used to dealing with odd requests. “Gem, come here, please. We need to go to the kitchen for a moment.”

“What?”

“C’mon, sugar. Dr. McKay has something for us, but we gotta go to the kitchen,” Grant told her.

“Adults are weird,” Gem announced to no one in particular, but she gathered up her colored pencils and sketch book and followed them into the kitchen.

“Right. Atlantis, is this good?”

//Yes. They won’t be in the way,// she replied.

In a lightning-fast series of flashes, the Grants’ apartment gained all their furniture along with a few pieces Atlantis had fabricated in anticipation of their needs in their new apartment.

Gem squealed and slapped her sketchbook and pencils onto the counter that divided the kitchen from the living room. She darted out and threw herself onto the sofa.

“Look, mama! We have our couch back!”

The two adults’ jaws dropped. They were slower, but they strode forward and gaped at everything that had appeared as if by magic… or by Atlantis’ beaming powers.

By then, Gem had disappeared down the hall. “It’s my bed!” she shrieked.

“How—how the Sam Hill did you get all our stuff?” Grant demanded. “We were told they’d put it in storage for us.”

“They did, but when Atlantis found out you hadn’t brought much with you, she decided that wasn’t right. She, Zelenka, and I, we all worked on this device based on a Wraith beam. When I was back on Earth, after Saara and Gemini had been brought to Cheyenne Mountain, I found out where everything had been taken. I made a trip out of the mountain and... well, I got your stuff for you.”

//I still think Grab-n-Go is a fine name.//

Rodney pointedly ignored Atlantis as the Grants just stared at him. He had to admit that Grab-n-Go was better than the Body Snatcher, which was what some of the scientists had started calling the Wraith culling device.

“You can move it around if you want. I’m sure Atlantis won’t care. She just beamed it into what she thought would be logical places for you.”

“I—I don’t even know what to say, Doctor.”

Gemini raced back from where she’d been exploring all their returned possessions. She threw her arms around his waist.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you, Dr. McKay!”

“Um, you’re welcome.” Not knowing what else to do, he found himself awkwardly patting her on the back. “You can all call me Rodney. If you want,” he offered.

“Rodney, then,” Saara said, grinning hugely. “I am Saara, and he’s Mason. Our little girl is Gem. Anyone who brings our home to us may call us by our first names.”

Gem let go and raced over to flop down on the sofa, wiggling into the corner and sticking her feet into the crack between the cushion and the back of the sofa with a satisfied sigh.

Mason held out his hand. Rodney quickly switched the device he’d brought with him to his other hand and let Mason clasp Rodney’s hand between both of his.

“I can’t tell you how much this means to us. Just—thank you.

Rodney shrugged. “It was the right thing. There wasn’t any reason your things couldn’t have been packed and brought with Saara and Gem.”

Rodney and Atlantis both thought it was yet another oddity in the way the Grants had been dealt with, but neither one of them were above using it to their advantage.

“So that’s what your device is that you showed me?” Saara asked.

“Oh, uh, no. That’s the other thing.” Rodney brought up the device and touched the sequence to initialize it. “The one for your belongings, that was just for inanimate objects. This one… well, I had a cat. I wanted—but it doesn’t matter. He was old and died a few weeks ago.”

“I’m sorry,” Saara said softly.

Rodney nodded and rubbed at his temple.

//You are doing well, dear one. Simply tell them. They will be pleased.//

Taking a deep breath, Rodney rolled his shoulders back and tried again. “Tony told me about you and Gem, and I didn’t want…. I mean, Gem shouldn’t have to….” He huffed. “Here, it’ll be easier if I just show you.”

Rodney swiftly tapped through the sequence to reintegrate the selected object.

A large German Shepherd appeared. He shook himself from head to tail, then spotted his humans. He immediately leapt at Mason, barking and whining. From there he bounded onto the sofa, making strange ‘talking’ sounds and licking the ecstatic girl, who seized him around the neck and screamed, “Pumpkin!

That was followed by unintelligible, delighted chattering. Rodney assumed it was delighted, since her parents weren’t yelling at him.

Mason and Saara dropped down on either side of the dog. They were caught up in the combined excitement of child and animal, hugging and petting him, letting him lick their faces and ignoring the ridiculous amount of fur and dog spit they were getting all over themselves.

//See?// Atlantis said smugly. //You did the right thing.//

Mason finally stood, leaving his wife and daughter to calm the dog and each other. He started toward Rodney, who was afraid he was about to be hugged. That kind of thing was fine with Tony, but Rodney wasn’t as okay with other people touching him.

Luckily, Mason stopped just short and clapped him on the shoulder in that weird bro-hug Rodney had seen other guys do. He stepped back and swiped at his eyes.

“Sorry ‘bout that, man.” He sniffed and shook his head, then swiped at his eyes again. “Must’a got fur in my eyes.”

“Right. Of course.” Rodney looked down and triggered the reintegration of the various doggy paraphernalia that had come with the German Shepherd. He wasn’t sure where to put it, so he just aimed the beam at an out-of-the-way spot in the kitchen.

“How the hell did you manage to get Kin here? Landry himself told me it wouldn’t be possible, and the city wouldn’t be a fit place for him. It was like rippin’ out a piece of my heart when I turned him over to the K-9 unit.”

“About that.” Rodney cleared his throat and shifted his weight. “I may have forged—well, a few things. If you get email from the Houston FBI, it would be good if you’d tell them your new assignment requested you reacquire your previous K-9 asset.”

Mason stared, then shook his head and hooted a laugh. That drew Kin’s attention, and he dashed over to jump all over him again. With Mason distracted by Kin, Rodney found himself the focus of Saara and Gem, which resulted in more hugs.

“I love you, Rodney,” Gem declared.

Rodney wondered if it was the impact of her head into his diaphragm when she hugged him that caused the strange lump in his throat.

Saara’s hug was brief.  She moved away and wiped the tears from her cheeks.

“I’m not the sort of woman to go around embracing random men, I promise,” she told him firmly. “I am overwhelmed by your kindness and the lengths you went to for people you didn’t even know.”

“Atlantis helped,” Rodney hedged, not sure how honest he should be. “She put you in this apartment so you could go out your patio door and into the park with Kin.”

“I see. Atlantis may have informed you of our situation. It might be that she encouraged you to feel sympathy for us, but no one forced you to go to so much effort,” Saara said, smiling sweetly. "Orchestrating this could not have been easy, and we cannot possibly thank you enough.”

Gem detached herself to bounce over to Kin to hug and be mauled by him some more, then Mason was back and gripping Rodney’s shoulders again.

“Saara’s right. You are a good man, Rodney McKay. When you need anything, you come to us. We’ll do everything in our power to see that you have it.”

“Tony,” Rodney blurted out.

Mason released him and tilted his head. “Beg pardon?”

“Let’s be real, here. I’m not actually a nice person. I don’t like most people most of the time, but I knew the IOA screwed up how they were dealing with you.” He raised his chin stubbornly and stared them down. “I took advantage of that because I want you to like it here, and I want you to be nice to Tony. Zy is a good person, and zy cares about people and wants them to have justice or whatever. So I want you to agree to work with zyr, and I want you to be nice to zyr.”

“I'll just put your favor on hold because you don't have to ask for me to do that,” Mason objected. “I already talked to Colonel Carter about it: the city has a large enough population that there’s no way Tony or I could do this job alone and still have time to sleep much less spend time with our families.”

“You also didn’t want children Gem’s age threatening you with dismemberment,” Saara said, tucking her fingers into Mason’s belt loop and pulling him to her as she snickered up at him.

“That too,” Mason confessed with a grin.

“I still don’t believe you would’ve gone to the trouble of tracking down and getting Kin for us if you weren’t a compassionate soul.”

“Well, maybe,” Rodney conceded, “but I didn’t do that for you. I did that for Gem. I was like her a little: too smart for adults much less kids my age. I had a cat, though. That was my only friend, so….” He made a little waggling gesture at the girl and dog. “She needed her friend too.”

//They are right. You are a good man,// Atlantis whispered to Rodney as he found himself attacked by Gem and Kin, who demanded he come outside with them. The dog seemed to have decided that if his girl liked the stranger, then he must be a part of Kin’s family and needed licking and fur all over.

Rodney submitted himself with grace, more or less—probably less, and let Gem drag him out the door into the park to see all the ‘awesome’ tricks she had taught Kin to do.

Tony and Atlantis got him into the weirdest situations, but this one would probably be tolerable. He knew he still had lint rollers somewhere.

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Chapter 16

Tesladay, Bhaskara 8, First Year of the Returned
(June 17, 2008)

//You are needed.//

Tony had to drag zyr brain away from the latest revisions to the laws zy and Michelle were working on. Michelle was immensely helpful because her legal training allowed her to see the possible loopholes people might exploit in what zy and Wolfe already written. However, it meant that a tedious, time-consuming process had become even longer and more frustrating. At least zy wasn’t missing out on time with Ronon, since he and the team were on New Athos to help with the harvest.

“Hang on a second,” Tony told Michelle and Grant, since he was sitting in to get a feel for what they were trying to do. Wolfe had had another situation to deal with and hadn’t made it to the meeting. “What’s going on, and where am I needed, Atlantis?”

//The detainment center. The teams have returned from New Athos with a prisoner. Teyla very much wishes to kill him. I was asked to take John to retrieve Halling, and I have done so. There is much arguing now, so I have sealed the door to the Detention Center. Due to the nature of the problem, decisions can wait until you and Investigator Grant arrive.//

“Teyla?!” Teyla was always the rational one. If she wanted to kill someone there was no doubt they had it coming. “Michelle, could we finish this section tomorrow? Atlantis says Grant and I have to go to the DC.”

She nodded, surprised but willing to do as zy asked.

“She thinks you need backup?” Grant asked, his brow furrowing.

“No, I think the situation is contained.”

“That’s good, but I’m happy to come along anyway. My eyeballs are about to bleed after lookin’ at this stuff all day.” He glanced to Michelle and gave her a wry smile. “No offense.”

Michelle offered them both a smile and a laugh. “It’s alright. I think we were close to finished for today. I’ll save the draft and then go see how Saara and the girls are.”

“Great, thank you, Michelle,” Tony said. “I’ll owe you one.”

Michelle just rolled her eyes and shooed them away.

Grant and Tony headed quickly toward the transporter that would take them to the DC.

Grant murmured toward the ceiling, “Please, Lord, don’t let Gem have convinced Amanda to try another ‘fun’ experiment again.”

Tony snorted touched the icon for the DC, which was an area that required a fingerprint scan before the transporter would activate.

“I think it could’ve ended up far worse than dye-resistant hot pink and neon blue streaks in their hair.”

“You might think that, but believe you me, Amanda's mama was not happy,” Grant said, lifting one hand to rub his forehead. “I had no idea Gem knew how to make hair dye at all much less a kind that would resist dyin’ it again.”

“She is a genius.”

“I love my girl and wouldn’t change her for the world, but she ‘n Saara have taught me bein’ average is just fine too.”

They stepped out into the antechamber that led to the DC. Tony was taken aback by the number of people already present in addition to AR-1. Zy had assumed Wolfe would be there, but zy hadn’t expected Carter or Woolsey, though zy probably should have once zy knew Halling had been called.

Ronon’s gaze snapped to Tony, and he clenched his jaw.

“I will know what happened to my people!” Halling shouted, shocking Tony. It was the first time zy’d ever heard the main raise his voice. Maybe the situation was a little more urgent than Atlantis had led zyr to believe.

Zy straightened zyr shoulders and strode into the center of the group, Grant on zyr six.

“Would anyone care to inform us what’s happened?” It was a question, but Tony’s tone made it very clear answering wasn’t optional.

“Kysra Tony!” Teyla and Halling exclaimed in unison, the same relief in both their voices.

Great. That meant zy was dealing with something they thought was a problem solvable by the Pegasus version of the rainbow-farting magical unicorn. Despite zyr personal amusement at the irony of the analogy, Tony would be happier if it were less frequently applicable.

“Kysra,” Halling said with a stiff half-bow. He physically elbowed Woolsey out of his way so he could stride forward, only stopping when he was crowding into Tony’s personal space. “The farmers who remained on New Athos to tend to our crops until the harvest have been taken! We do not know if it was by the Wraith or by the Bola Kai.”

“We have a prisoner, one of the Bola Kai. I will interrogate him,” Teyla snarled, a slash across her cheek still bleeding.

Woolsey snapped out an objection. “That man has rights.”

“Now wait just a minute!” John protested, though Tony wasn’t sure if he was protesting against Halling or Woolsey.

“He knows where my people are!”

“He’s a monster!”

“Ronon said he eats people!”

Wolfe and Tony exchanged glances at Rodney’s horrified screech. Tony gave a slight nod.

“ENOUGH!” Wolfe’s bellow was loud and shocking enough that it got everyone’s attention. Tony was a little impressed he hadn't needed a bullhorn for that kind of volume.

“Thank you, Sgt. Major Wolfe. Have you been able to make sense of this yet?” Tony knew zy wasn’t above Wolfe in rank of any kind, but they both knew the Pegasus natives were going to listen to Tony first, and the Earthers were going to look to Wolfe first. Grant was too new for anyone to be looking to him for answers yet. If Tony and Wolfe could be seen as a single unit of authority with Grant backing them both, then they’d be able to steer the group before it turned into a brawl or Ronon shot them all. Tony was giving Ronon shooting them all 70/30 odds at the moment.

“I know the start, Kysra Tony,” Wolfe said, purposely using the title that would appeal to the Pegasus natives.

“What is this?!. Why is everyone deferring to Tony Dex when Mr. Grant is Chief Investigator?” Woolsey complained.

“Be silent, or be gone. I care not which,” Teyla snarled.

Carter pulled Woolsey back toward the wall. "This isn't the IOA's decision. Please let security handle it."

“AR-1 and the additional manpower left this morning, as you know,” Wolfe stated as if he hadn’t been interrupted. “When they arrived on New Athos, they discovered that the Athosians were gone. A tribe known as the Bola Kai have taken over the village. Colonel Sheppard, if you’d explain what you were saying before?”

John cleared his throat, his spine stiff and his face blank.

“As soon as we saw the men guarding the Gate, we knew they weren’t Athosians. We cloaked the Jumper and headed toward the Athosian settlement. As the Sgt. Major said, we discovered the remaining villagers were gone, and the settlement had been taken over by the Bola Kai. At that point, our focus turned to locating and retrieving survivors.”

That seemed logical to Tony.

“There were lifesigns all over the place, but mostly in the woods. The trees are too thick for us to fly in, which made it impossible to get a visual, so I landed the Jumper—”

“You should have returned to the city imme—” Woolsey began, only to disappear in a flash of light.

Atlantis appeared, back in her master-of-the-universe leather outfit and ruby headdress.

“Mr. Woolsey is having a ‘time out,’” she informed them serenely. “Please, continue.”

Grant covered his eyes with his hand and groaned.

“Atlantis….”

“He is safe if displeased, Hera.”

“Has the Daedalus spotted him yet?” Carter asked, shaking her head in resignation.

“He is in his quarters, Hera. After the incident with Dr. Jackson, I permitted Kysra Jae to convince me that it is not appropriate to beam someone off my structure unless I am able to deposit them directly into another structure, even if I am keeping them safe within one of my creations—” She paused meaningfully. “—unless I am extremely vexed.”

“Alright, fine. What level of tech are these Bola Kai? How about weapons?” Carter asked, seeing that it wasn’t worth arguing.

“Spears and Arrows, mostly,” Ronon said. “The only tech they have is what they’ve stole from the people they’ve murdered.”

“Okay,” Tony said, trying to get a picture of what had gone on and ignoring what Atlantis had done to Woolsey. “So you landed the Jumper and began a ground search, I take it?”

“Yes,” John replied, side-eyeing Atlantis, then redirecting his gaze to Tony and Wolfe. “We split up into teams of two. One of our teams came across an injured man named Nabal Golan, who claimed to be Genii. According to Nabal, the Bola Kai had turned to Wraith worship, and they got the Athosians culled for their new masters. Ronon said it wasn’t very likely, but a lot of people have been turning to Wraith worship lately, so we had to consider the possibility. We also couldn’t be sure Nabal wasn’t lying just to get a quick escape from the Bola Kai, so one team patched up Nabal while the rest of us split up and continued searching.”

John clenched his jaw. “We had two things happen at the same time: the Bola Kai captured two of our people, and Nabal figured out we’re from Atlantis.”

“He was the Wraith worshiper,” Tony concluded. It was the only thing that made sense.

“Yes,” John answered, still in blank debrief mode. “According to Faraday, Nabal was hiding a gun, and he got the drop on them. He wounded Martin, then used him as a human shield and demanded the address for the city. Martin was able to distract him, and Faraday shot him. Naturally, the gunfire drew the Bola Kai to them, and Nabal escaped in the confusion.

“While all that was going on, we got our people back from the Bola Kai, but we seriously underestimated their numbers and got beat up a little. In the end, we made it back to the Jumper and took out several pockets of them with drones. That was about the time Faraday radioed in, requesting assistance. We were able to retrieve all our people plus the prisoner and made it back here.”

In summary, a crappy day all around.

Wolfe asked, “Do you believe the Bola Kai are responsible for the disappearance of the Athosians?”

“Faraday said Nabal admitted to being a Wraith worshiper and claimed he knew where the Athosians are,” John hedged. “Ronon had informed us that the Bola Kai are said to be cannibals. Our people who’d been captured confirmed threats of that nature were made while they were being interrogated.”

Tony and the Earth-born part of the room cringed. Even the Pegasus natives grimaced.

“I decided I wanted to be sure. The one we captured is called Omal. As it happens, he’s the leader of the Bola Kai tribe,” John finished.

Tony turned to Halling and Teyla. “Do either of you think being interrogated by a kysra will have any effect on this Omal?”

“I—I do not believe so,” Teyla admitted.

“No....” Halling answered, albeit more slowly. “They place no value on life, and it is said the only ways their numbers increase are through the abduction of children or the capture and violation of women who are murdered once they’re no longer needed to feed the resulting child. I would not have you or your kyta exposed to one so vile.”

“It’s not a rumor,” Ronon told them all grimly. “I stumbled on a Bola Kai tribe, one a lot smaller than the one we saw today, back when I was a Runner. I saw what they’d done and were still doing to the people who used to live in the village. It’s the only time I let the Wraith catch up to me on purpose.” Ronon stopped and swallowed audibly. He met Tony’s eyes and repeated, “It wasn’t a rumor.”

Tony knew zy wasn’t going anywhere near that Bola Kai. Zy could see that Ronon wouldn’t stop zyr if that was what zy decided. However, even if zy’d wanted to interrogate the Bola Kai man, zy wouldn’t force Ronon to endure knowing zy was in the same room with a cannibal any more than zy'd force him to endure knowing zy was interrogating a Wraith.

“I will interrogate the prisoner,” Atlantis announced before Tony could speak. “None of you shall be exposed to the vile one, nor will I permit you to take him from my structure. Do not attempt to enter.”

She vanished, and a forcefield shimmered into place at the door into the cells.

“Well. Since Atlantis has taken the decision out of our hands, I think we need to leave her to it,” Carter stated after exchanging looks with John and Wolfe. “The Daedalus has custody of those formerly detained here, so the Bola Kai is the only one in there with her.”

John nodded. “Agreed. My people needs to get to the infirmary to be cleared. Then we all have reports to write.”

//Please inform them I will notify Colonel Sheppard and Colonel Carter once I have finished.//

Tony obediently parroted, “Atlantis would like you to know that she will inform the two Colonels once she’s completed the interrogation.”

“Then I suppose we must accept that,” Halling acknowledged reluctantly.

“If you’d be willing, I’d like to speak with you, Halling,” Wolfe said. “I’d like to discuss the other human predators you know of in the galaxy so we can be prepared if and when we run into them. This is an area we've been remiss in not addressing previously.”

Halling inclined his head in agreement. “As you wish. I would be pleased to help any way I can.”

“I think I’ll tag along for that,” Grant stated. He turned to Tony with raised eyebrows. Zy thought about it, but shook zyr head, seeing relief flood through zyr husband when zy said, “I’ll go with Ronon to the infirmary this time.”

“Understandable, Kysra,” Halling said with a gentle smile and half-bow.

Tony heaved a mental sigh. Someday Halling would call zyr Tony. Just Tony. It was zyr new personal goal.

*~*~*~*

Late that night, so late the second moon was high in the sky, Ronon was sitting against the headboard of their bed with Tony sitting astride his thighs as he rubbed oil into Tony’s skin and told a story to their kyta. After the day he’d had, he was intensely grateful for a peaceful moment with his meraska. Here in their home, the horrors of Pegasus and Earth felt distant enough that Ronon could relax and enjoy the silence; the breeze fluttering the curtains Tony had decided zy wanted was the only noise, and it was a minor background sound that was easily ignored.

Well, until Starsong’s roar and the resulting squawking and flapping of a flock of outraged fisher birds filled the air.

“She’s going to be in such trouble if she caught one,” Tony snickered.

“Tell your dada to hush,” Ronon murmured flashing Tony a mischievous grin. “Papa’s trying to finish his story.”

“Oh, pardon me.”

“Like I was saying, that was when my papa decided that it was funny, and I didn’t get in trouble at all.”

Tony snorted. “Right. Now tell us what happened like you don’t think we just fell off the tuber wagon.”

“Well, after my papa helped us put out the fires—”

“Oh, geez.”

“—I convinced him that Jaylon was the one who’d kept throwing paper balls in the fireplace because he thought it was weird that the first couple had burned, but the rest just disappeared.”

“Your papa bought that?”

“It was true!” Ronon protested with a grin. “It’s just I was there too. I was only ten and didn’t understand they were being sucked out the top of the chimney.”

“Which made your cousin Jaylon what, four?”

“Five, I think. Or just about five.”

“I still can’t believe your papa believed you.”

“Yeah, well it didn’t matter. Jaylon had already squealed to his own parents and to Dada, so they all knew better.” Ronon huffed indignantly as Tony’s snickers escalated to outright laughter. “It wasn’t fair because then I got in trouble for not looking after Jaylon to keep him from doing stupid stuff, doing stupid stuff, and then lying about doing stupid stuff.”

“Where were your older siblings?”

“Arissa was over at her friend’s house. I think she must’ve had permission. I can’t remember where Zeran was, but I don’t remember zyr being there. Renden had decided he didn’t want to be in charge of all of us, so he ran off to sulk in the barn loft. The only thing that was fair about that day was Renden getting in even more trouble than me.”

“See?” Tony said, looking down at zyr belly to lecture the kyta. “Let this be a lesson to you: don’t do stupid stuff, don’t lie about it when you do do stupid stuff, and if Papa and Dada give you a job, don’t run off to sulk because you don’t want to do it.”

“Or learn how to make a really good sad face. My youngest ayah, Jixa, could do an amazing sad face that got zyr out of trouble all the time. Totally unfair.”

“Wait, I thought Merias was the youngest.”

“Yeah, he was. It went Renden, Arissa, Zeran, me, Kelira, Alren, Jixa, and Merias. When what I was telling you about happened, Renden was almost sixteen, Zeran was fourteen, Arissa was twelve, I was ten, Kelira was almost eight, Alren was six, Jixa was four, and Merias must’ve been close to three. No, wait. He probably was three by that point. He and Jixa were only ten months apart.”

Ronon wanted to laugh at the way Tony’s jaw dropped and how wide zyr eyes got.

“I hope you don’t think we’re having eight children in the next twelve years!” zy squawked.

Ronon did chuckle then. “No, m’kysra. When I got bethrothed, my papa took me aside and told me that I should never pressure my spouse to have kyta. It was always up to the kysra or woman who was going to bear the kyta if zy wanted one, a dozen, or no kyta at all.”

“But your parents had eight! Eight children!”

“Well, yeah, but that’s because Dada and Papa talked about it before they got married. Papa knew Dada wanted a big family. He said if they’d been able to afford it, Dada would’ve been one of those parents with at least a dozen kyta." He shrugged slightly. "Most people in our village didn’t have such huge families. We could afford our family because we lived on a big farm and grew most of our own produce and food animals.”

Ronon smiled at the memory. It hurt; it always would, but the pain wasn’t quite as sharp as it once had been.

“Dada loved littles and younglings. Zy and Papa married when they were seventeen and had Renden nine months later. Even ten years after the chimney thing, I couldn’t go home without tripping over littles, younglings, and my own brothers, sisters, and ayahs. Between my siblings, my cousins, and all their kyta, Dada still had a house full of troublemakers most of the time.”

Ronon studied Tony’s face. Zy still seemed shocked and a little horrified, so he told zyr, “Zeran was the complete opposite. Zy often told zyr meura that he better not bring home a female and kyta, or zy wouldn’t even speak to him again until the kyta were raised and bonded. Zy wanted nothing to do with raising a bunch of kyta—human or meura."

Tony tilted zyr head, zyr shock finally fading, and zyr eyebrows quirking in bemusement. “Really? I guess I thought maybe all Satedans thought kysra were supposed to want a bunch of kids.”

Ronon snorted and rolled his eyes. “No, of course not. We were from a more traditional village where I was the odd one for wanting to move to the city and go into the military as soon as I could. They didn’t understand how anybody could want to live in a city like that. They put up the same kind of fuss when Zeran finished school and went on to work for a research company in my same city, but the fuss was because moved away, not because zy didn't want to get married and have kyta. After a couple of years, the whole village was really proud of both of us. In fact, the last energy rifle design was Zeran's, and it was more effective than anything else we had against the Wraith.”

Tony framed Ronon’s face between zyr hands and brought their foreheads together.

“I wish I could give them all back to you.”

“I wish I could have them back just so they could meet you,” Ronon whispered sadly. “Papa would adore you, and Dada would be a moon to the stars23 to have another anakyta. Zeran would be thrilled to have another kysra to commiserate with about the ‘stupid kysra veneration,’ as zy called it. Jixa took all that as zyr due, and it always twisted Zeran’s tail24 something fierce.”

“I know I’d love them too. I already do just from what you’ve told me about them.”

Ronon slid his hands from Tony’s belly around zyr to draw zyr into his arms. He hissed when he felt how cool zyr back was.

“You’re so cold! You should’ve said something,” he chided zyr softly. Not caring that he was going to get oil all over their blankets, he pulled them up from below his knees and wrapped them around Tony. He chafed his hands against zyr back, trying to warm zyr.

Tony hummed and snuggled into him. “I didn’t realize I was cold until I felt your hot hands on my back.”

“My hands aren’t hot. You’re just that cold.”

Tony pressed a line of soft kisses to his neck and his collarbone. “I think I know a pretty good way to warm up,” zy teased.

Ronon waited for the automatic internal flinch he’d had since Dakaroth, but it didn’t happen, not even with Tony sitting on him. The other time they’d tried making love with Tony on top hadn’t gone well. Ronon hoped this would be different. He wanted to try.

“Oh, really?” he kissed the spot he could still remember biting that horrible night. When that didn’t set him off, he let himself taste his gorgeous meraska’s skin all the way to that place just beneath zyr ear that always made zyr shiver with something other than cold.

“Yeah,” Tony breathed, trembling in Ronon’s arms when he found the right spot. Zy moaned softly and slid zyr fingers into Ronon’s loose curls, gently holding his head in place.

Zy squirmed, and Ronon pulled back to see zyr biting zyr lower lip. He pulled zyr lip from between zyr teeth with his thumb.

“Don’t do that, m’kysra.”

“You could kiss it and make it better?”

It was a question rather than a request. Tony was always careful not to push Ronon, and he loved zyr all the more for it.

“My brilliant dahrym,” Ronon murmured, licking his own lips so they wouldn’t be dry when he kissed zyr.

Ronon guided their lips together. Tony sighed into the kiss, returning it but staying carefully non-aggressive. As Ronon started to feel more confident, their kiss turned hotter but no less loving. He sucked on Tony’s tongue then chased it to taste zyr more fully. Their hands began to roam each other’s bodies, relearning each other, rediscovering those places that could make their breath hitch, their hips jerk.

“Good?” Tony asked when zy licked over the nipple zy had been sucking.

“Yes, very,” he softly replied. “The other one now.”

Tony complied, and Ronon’s cock throbbed against the material of his pants… pants that had been loose but now constricted him uncomfortably.

“Kiss me,” Ronon demanded.

He encouraged zyr closer with a hand just above zyr ass and was rewarded with a gasp when zyr hard cock brushed against his stomach.

“Okay?” zy asked again.

“Yeah.” Ronon gently cupped zyr ass, then slowly eased two fingers between zyr cheeks to touch zyr opening.

Tony swallowed a cry and arched zyr back.

“Sorry, sorry,” zy panted, trying to still zyr hips.

“Don’t stop; let me feel you.”

“Oh, shit, really?”

“Yes, m’kysra. Let me feel your desire.”

Tony started to rock zyr hips, rubbing zyr cock against his stomach and zyr cloa against his fingers. It wasn’t long before Ronon had to give in to temptation and press the tip of one finger inside Tony’s slick heat.

Zy moaned and shuddered.

Ronon couldn’t believe how hot and tight zy felt around just one finger. Had it been so long that zyr body had forgotten what it was like to be spread open on Ronon’s thick cock? Counting back, he realized that other than a couple disastrous attempts, it had been over a week since he’d been inside zyr. No wonder Tony’s muscles were clenching on him, zyr inner walls slicking them both with the evidence of zyr desire.

When Ronon withdrew, zy bit down on an unhappy whine, only for zyr jaw to drop, breathing out a deep groan when he pressed back inside with two fingers. It healed something in Ronon’s mind to see Tony losing zyrself in pleasure as he stroked and stretched open the channel that zy had never let anyone else touch that way.

No matter what Tony said, Ronon still blamed himself for eating the poison mushrooms and forcing Tony into a position where zy had to leave Atlantis’ protection and subject zyrself to his madness. That his meraska could still trust him enough after that to feel desire for him, enough to become wet at all was amazing. That zyr slick muscles clutched at his fingers—every slide inside, every touch to zyr prostate making zyr hotter, wetter—was astounding and humbling.

Two fingers quickly became three. Tony took them easily, zyr whole body flushed with heat and arousal.

Unable to watch and not try for more seemed foolish, so Ronon withdrew his fingers.

“Kneel up some?” he rasped.

“Are you sure?” Tony whispered, drawing back so zy could see his eyes.

Ronon nodded. “Let me?”

“Yeah, of course. I—always, Ronon. I always want you.”

Tony knelt up, and Ronon lifted up enough to slip his pajama pants down, then squirmed until he could get them down past his knees and off entirely.

“Come here, dahrym,” he said, guiding Tony over his hips and angling his cock so zy could sink down on it.

Zy took him inside zyr until zyr ass met his hips and they both groaned. Tony couldn’t even move, zyr inner muscles were clenching around him frantically, slick and hot as Tony panted harshly.

“You feel so good around me,” Ronon murmured, groaning when zy finally rose up and slid down again. “Ride me, Tony, please.”

They started a slow rhythm, Ronon siding down the bed a little until he could partially raise his knees. That changed the angle for Tony, as evidenced by the sharp cry zy gave the next time zyr took him inside zyr. Zy shuddered and groaned and rocked zyr hips, working zyrself on his cock as Ronon stroked zyrs, until the air was filled with zyr moaning and bitten off curses.

A bead of sweat trailed down Tony’s neck to zyr chest. Ronon couldn’t resist flexing his abdomen so he could lean up to lick it away. He couldn’t hold the position for long, but he wanted to be close. He wanted to watch Tony’s face, wanted to watch zyr come and know that he had given zyr that; he had given pleasure rather than using zyr body roughly.

He braced himself with his hand on the bed behind him, which put his shoulders at the right height for Tony to hang onto as zy began to lose zyrself further in zyr own pleasure. Even in the soft light, Ronon could see Tony’s pupils were blown wide and dark.

Ronon angled his knees a little more to give himself leverage to thrust up the next time Tony came down. It made zyr throw zyr head back and yell, then shudder around him in a pre-climax shiver.

Zy dug zyr nails into his shoulders. “No. You. You come first,” zy panted.

“Love you, m’kysra. Wanna see you come. Wanna feel you even tighter around my cock.”

Tony glared, and Ronon returned a feral grin. It was difficult to be intimidated by a pleasure-drenched meraska so close to coming all over them both.

Then zy narrowed zyr eyes and smirked. The next time their bodies met with a smacking sound, Tony moaned loudly and circled zyr hips.

“Feels so good, Ronon. Love having you inside me.” Zy moaned again and stared into his eyes. “Love you. Only ever loved you.”

Ronon hissed, unable to stop his automatic reaction to hearing Tony say those words. He gritted his teeth, trying to trap his own groans.

Zy smirked again, zyr eyes glittering. “You make me so hot. Can you feel it?” Zy rose up and clenched zyr muscles, then dropped down.

Ronon’s eyes rolled back, his orgasm coiling at the base of his spine. “Fuck, m’kysra!”

Tony laughed, a low, breathless sound. “Can you feel how wet you make me? I’m so close.”

Zy leaned back, bracing zyrself up on Ronon’s knees and arching zyr back.

“Look at us, caro. Can you see our bodies join together?”

Unable to resist, Ronon dropped his gaze to see just that: Tony rising and then falling, both of them wet with zyr slick. He shuddered hard, his stomach muscles drawing tight and refusing to relax.

“Feel your cock throbbing in me. Close, aren’t you?” Then Tony panted, unable to speak for several seconds. “Love it when you come inside me. We’re going to have a hundred kyta because I can never get enough of it. Give it to me; come inside me and make me yours. Only yours, my love, my husband.”

Ronon submitted to Tony’s will and came hard, a yell forcing its way from his throat as his body jerked with each powerful pulse of ecstasy. Tony cried out in triumphant bliss, seizing tight around him as zy spilled between their stomachs. The sight of Tony, the scent of zyr come, the feel of zyr inner contractions heightened and extended Ronon’s own orgasm until he felt dizzy from it.

They collapsed at the same time, Ronon falling back on the bed and Tony onto his chest. Their arms came around each other, holding each other gently in the aftermath of their passion. They kissed slowly, luxuriating in being able to touch and kiss each other so freely.

“I won,” Tony teased after a long while.

“Yeah, you did.”

Zy lifted zyr head enough to grin victoriously.

Ronon rolled them so they were on their sides, his cock slipping from zyr. He sat up and looked down at the two of them, both covered in sweat and come.

“You also made a mess.”

Tony burst into bright laughter, trailing zyr fingers down zyr abdomen through the lines of come, over zyr cock and between zyr legs as if zy could stop the spill of Ronon’s come and zyr own slick. Zy held up two fingers drenched with the combination, utterly delighted with Ronon and zyrself. “Yes, yes I did.”

Ronon grinned wickedly and took grasped zyr wrist. He stared into zyr eyes, leaned forward, and took the fingers into his mouth, cleaning them thoroughly with his tongue.

Tony’s breath caught; zyr eyes grew satisfyingly wide.

“Hmm,” Ronon purred, releasing zyr fingers with a pop. He got to his knees and pressed Tony’s thighs open again, stealing between them and pushing zyr legs up and wide with his hands behind zyr knees. “You won, so it’s only right I clean up.”

“Oh, fuck.”

Ronon slid onto his belly and looked up the length of Tony’s body, shooting zyr a wicked grin. Zyr pupils dilated again, and zyr breathing accelerated.

“Only when you beg,” he growled.

He lowered his head. Tony whimpered.

They had the next day off. There was plenty of time for a championship round…or several.

*~*~*~*

Noetherday, Bhaskara 9, First Year of the Returned
(June 18, 2008)

John had been pleased that he wouldn’t be stuck in yet another day of negotiations between Atlantis and the IOA on what was supposed to be his day off… right up to the point where Carter had smiled and said, “Great. Then you’ll be able to talk to Tony Dex about going to M7F-656.”

So much for a stress-free day.

He might’ve tried to pawn off the duty on his 2IC, but Lorne had been walking around in a daze the last several days. He’d actually walked into a door because he’d forgotten to think it open. If he didn’t have himself together soon, John was going to send him to Doc Xander or that new psychiatrist, Dr. Picard. No, it was better if John handled the situation himself.

Resigned to his fate, he moved on to his assigned task for the day. John activated his comm and called for Tony, then Ronon. Unsurprisingly, neither of them answered. It was their day off too. It wasn’t very likely that either of them would have their comms on when they’d be told by the city herself if there were an emergency.

John didn’t want to head over to their place if they were out somewhere or, worse, home but doing things John didn’t want to see. Considering the problem, he activated his comm again and hesitantly called out, “Atlantis?”

“Hello, John.” The amused voice came through his comm perfectly clear, confirming Johns suspicion.

“Ha, I knew it! Rodney has been talking to you all this time!”

Atlantis chuckled lowly. “You are welcome to speak to me, my pilot. I would enjoy your company.”

“Okay, good to know.” John evaded answering directly and changed the subject. “I was wondering if you’d tell me if Tony is available? I’m pretty sure you already know what I need to talk to zyr about.”

“I do, and I will ask zyr.”

“Thanks.” John thought it never hurt to be polite. He’d started hearing stories about people who repeatedly insulted the city out loud suddenly finding that equipment, transporters, even showers no longer worked reliably for them. He had no desire to find himself on Atlantis’ bad side.

“Tony says zy and Ronon are in their courtyard. You are welcome to come speak to them,” Atlantis informed him after a few seconds. “Would you like me to beam you there?”

Well, it would save time. “I wouldn’t mind, but I wouldn’t want you to go out of your way when I can walk.”

“It is not out of my way. I would do so much more for Tony, but zy insists that zy must walk as much as zy can to ‘keep the baby fat on the baby.’”

John wasn’t touching that. He knew when his opinion on something would be wrong no matter what he said.

“Okay,” John stood. “It would be great if you’d help me out this once, though I need to keep fighting trim and won’t ask you to do it much.”

“As you wish,” Atlantis said, still sounding amused.

There was the usual disorientation that came with disappearing from one place and reappearing in another.

“Hey, John.”

“Sheppard.”

“Hey, guys,” he returned the Dexes’ welcome.

The sunlight was brighter than he’d anticipated, forcing John to squint and raise one hand to shade his eyes. Tony and Ronon were beneath a huge sun umbrella, lounging on one of their padded deck chairs with Tony sitting between Ronon’s legs and leaning against his bare chest. Tony’s t-shirt was pulled up above the Bump, as zy was calling it, and Ronon had both of his huge hands splayed over it. Tony appeared to be pressing two of Ronon’s fingers into one spot.

Tony looked serene, and Ronon was sporting a besotted expression that John hadn’t seen for a couple months. It was probably a good sign that it was back. John had never asked, but he knew things hadn’t been the same between them after the mushroom planet.

One of the fisher birds called, and a much closer one answered—one close enough that the volume of its shriek made John wince and rub his ear.

“There zy goes. Feel it?”

“Yeah,” Ronon said after a couple seconds, his grin turning wider and happier than John had seen it.

Tony angled zyr head back and smiled at him, murmuring something that made Ronon kiss zyr.

Turning back to John, Tony offered, “Have a chair, John. There’s still some cinnamon-swirl raisin bread I made earlier. You’re welcome to help yourself.”

“My taste buds say yes, but my uniform says no. I’ve already had to add another mile onto my morning run because all I do is sit on my ass all day in meetings.” John made a face and shook his head in disgust as he lowered himself onto one of the other chairs beneath the sun umbrella. 

“Your loss,” Ronon taunted with a grin.

“Don’t be mean,” Tony lightly scolded. “How are things going, John?”

John raised one eyebrow in surprise. “You mean Atlantis hasn’t kept you informed?”

“Nah. Tony’s asked a couple times, but all she’ll say is things are going much as she expected.”

“Really? I thought she told you all the good stuff.”

“No,” Tony shook zyr head slightly. “She said that she doesn’t want me to be put in a position where I feel like I have to give her advice. I’m a Satedan now genetically and even officially via IOA decree, but she doesn’t want anyone to have a leg to stand on if they accuse me of influencing the outcome one way or the other. As it is right now, I can honestly say I’ve asked, but all Atlantis has said is the same thing Ronon just told you.”

That made a lot of sense. Tony might feel more allegiance to Atlantis and Sateda, but being stuck between Atlantis and Earth would be hard.

“I’m sure you’ve heard about the long-term assignments, though, right?”

“Yeah, of course. I know Rodney, Wolfe, and Lorne are all approved.”

“There are quite a few more: me, Zelenka, Doc Xander—”

“Seriously?!” Tony exclaimed. “I can’t believe he didn’t tell us when we got back!”

John shrugged one shoulder. “He might not have known yet. Let’s see, Pollard—”

“He’s the one who just got betrothed to Osalia, right?” Ronon asked.

“I didn’t know that part, but I’m not surprised,” John replied. He suspected there would be a lot more people becoming tied to Pegasus through marriage eventually. “Uh, Chief Poisson, Major Jordan, Dr. McNamara, all of SR-1 & SR-2. I think that’s everybody I know about right now. Oh, wait! There’s one more. That little guy from marine biology. I can’t think of his name right now.”

“Dr. Wheeler?”

“Yeah, him. That one came through as approved just today.” John had to wonder why Carter's name hadn't come up on that list. He knew she wanted to stay, but maybe she was waiting for something.

Tony was shaking zyr head, and even Ronon looked impressed. “Wow. Just. Wow. Including the original three, that’s about twenty people. I bet the IOA didn’t expect that.”

John grimaced and rubbed the back of his neck. “Woolsey certainly didn’t. I understand there are more applications, but Atlantis says she’s going to hold off approving anyone else for a while unless they have orders to leave and she definitely wants to keep them.”

“Ah, that makes sense. No need to freak out the Earthers any more than she already has.”

“So what’s up, Sheppard?” Ronon asked, apparently impatient with the small talk.

“What makes you think I didn’t just come up here to chat with you two?”

“Other than Atlantis already said you had something to talk to us about?” Ronon shot him a knowing look, then raised one eyebrow. “You’re not in there negotiating, so you must have something else you got stuck doing, probably asking Tony to leave the city for something Earth thinks is important.”

John cringed and regretted ever assuming Ronon was dumb muscle. He fell back into that thought pattern sometimes, though he knew better now. 

“Alright, fine. Here’s the deal. You guys probably know we managed to get ahold of some of that thread or whatever it is from M7F-656.”

“I’d heard that,” Tony acknowledged. “I think Osalia said something about a friend of hers spinning and then weaving it the last time I went to visit her and the boys.”

John couldn’t help his lopsided smile at the mention of Osalia’s boys. They had somehow wiggled their way into his heart, and he wasn’t quite sure when it happened. Maybe it was that first trip to Atlantis from New Athos, or maybe it had been at the wedding itself. He’d taken them up in a Jumper a few times now, with their mother’s permission, of course.

Saylor reminded him of Rodney—a good heart, but a little bit of a blunt object when it came to people. Talsan reminded John of himself—quietly watching everything, and much happier when people underestimated him. John had actually felt the little shit trying to take the Jumper controls from him a couple of times. He didn’t have the gene, so he didn’t have a chance of succeeding, but the sneaky attempt had nearly brought a tear to John’s eye.

Then John had found out the two had threatened to butcher Grant when they’d thought he was replacing Tony in the city. John had told himself it would be inappropriate to reward them with more time in the Jumper... at least not until the incident had moved to the back of the adults’ minds. They were such cute, bloodthirsty, little guys.

“Right,” John said. “Osalia’s friend did a great job, though the weave isn’t as fine as what we’re used to in Earth fabrics. Still, it turns out it has some pretty interesting properties.”

“Like what?” Tony asked, intrigued, even as zy moved Ronon’s fingers to a different spot on zyr belly, and Ronon got a faraway look.

“We can’t exactly test it against a Wraith’s feeding hand, but the fabric is resistant to knives up to a certain point—no pun intended. The smaller and sharper the knife, the more it resists.” John tried to suppress a mean grin but wasn’t very successful. “Chief Poisson was pissed when the geeks appropriated his good chef’s knifes to test it out and ended up dulling the blades significantly. I think Atlantis had to get involved and make him a new one, and the guy who actually stole them is the most well-behaved person we have because he’s terrified of being given to Poisson for scut work.”

Tony and Ronon both snickered at that.

“The fabric isn't bullet-proof, unfortunately, not at the level of thickness and density of weave we have right now, so we’ll still need our tac vests. It is lighter and cooler than Kevlar.”

“Meaning you could make regular clothes out of it and wear them beneath your uniforms.” Tony arched zyr neck to look back at Ronon. “Which my husband had better be wearing unless he has a damned good reason for going without!”

When Tony found out Ronon hadn’t been wearing a tac vest, zy had not been pleased. Ronon had bitched about having to wear it until John pointed out how many more knives and other weapons he’d be able to hide in it.

John suppressed a smile and avoided Ronon’s gaze. “We think it could be worked fine enough to make a fabric that feels sort of like Under Armour, but which would be useful as a type of real armor.”

“Well, that sounds useful.” Tony flexed zyr bare feet as zy watched John, cracking zyr toes and making Ronon cringe. “Sorry, caro. I forgot.”

Ronon just grunted.

“Yeah, I thought it was pretty interesting,” John agreed. “What got the geeks all excited was that it is uniquely non-conductive, heat-resistant, and flame-resistant. Honestly, they haven’t been able to get it to catch fire at all yet. It gets to the point of being uncomfortably hot, but not so hot it would burn the average person. Somebody with really sensitive skin or new SkinGun skin might, but we haven’t had anyone to test it on now that Atlantis healed up Lorne and Wheeler.”

Ronon’s brow furrowed, but Tony cocked zyr head.

“Do you think it would’ve protected Lorne that day he got burned?”

“I can’t say for sure, since I don’t know if they’ve tested it to see if it’s waterproof yet. I doubt it is, so probably not.”

It was an interesting thought. John would have to ask if they’d tried that yet.

“So it’s useful as real under armor, and it’s non-conductive. I’m not sure how that could be useful, except if…. Oh, I see. It would help in physics labs and cleanrooms?” Tony suggested.

“That’s exactly what I thought of first. Zelenka point out that it would be great for welders, electricians, firefighters, basically anyone who works around fire or electricity.”

John was paraphrasing because Zelenka had had a much longer list, but he knew Tony and Ronon would get the point, though Ronon wasn’t looking quite as enthusiastic as he had been.

“Even Poisson's people could use something like that for taking things out of those huge ovens and smoke houses if it’s that heat-resistant.”

“Maybe it has some uses here, but it sounds like the biggest deal about it is that it’s marketable back on Earth,” Ronon stated flatly, watching John through narrowed eyes.

John tried not to wince, but he couldn’t deny it. With Woolsey in the city, he and Carter had been very careful to couch everything in terms of its potential benefit to Earth, even if that wasn’t what was at the forefront of their minds when they were making decisions.

“Marketability on Earth is a consideration, of course. The thing is, we need more of it if we’re going to be able to experiment with it to find out what other practical applications it has for the city.”

“Wait. This isn’t just a case of it might be nice to have the rainbow unicorn along on a trip.” Tony’s expression closed off. “Isn’t this the planet that sent AR-5 back through the Gate with their tails on fire.... Oh. That cloth would be why the natives weren’t afraid of wielding flamethrower-like weapons.”

“Yeah, it’s that planet, and you’re probably right about why they have the weapons they do,” John admitted. He decided to bite the bullet and just say it outright, though both Tony and Ronon had to know what he was there for already. “Here’s the deal. My team just got put on the schedule to go out tomorrow afternoon. I’m doing double-duty by telling Ronon about it and asking if you’d consider coming with us, Tony.”

“I see.”

Ronon wasn’t nearly as calm about it.

“Do you know what we were doing before you got here?” he growled.

John was not an idiot, as if the visible marks on either of them could be explained away as anything other than love-bites and scratches they’d given each other in moments of passion. At least Tony’s shirt was down so Ronon’s hands were under it rather than groping zyr openly.

“Is this a trick question?”

“No,” he retorted angrily. “We were laughing about something, and it woke up the kyta. Tony’s been able to feel zyr move for a while, but zy’s finally big enough that I got to feel zyr move for the first time. Now you’re asking Tony to risk zyr life and the life of our kyta for some cloth? Cloth that we don’t know for sure we can use, but Earth can!”

Ronon clenched his jaw and swallowed hard, dropping his eyes to the curve of Tony’s neck and shoulder and pressing a kiss there.

Well, now John felt like shit. When put that way, he could see Ronon’s point, but just because they hadn’t discovered a ton of uses didn’t mean there weren’t any. They had welders and electricians in the city who could use protective clothing like that. It was one of those times it sucked to be the one in charge because no answer was easy or fool-proof.

“I’m asking if you two would consider it. I’m not demanding either of you go,” he replied calmly.

He’d take Ronon off the team, if that was what he really wanted. The man had lost enough to the Wraith that John couldn’t and wouldn’t ask more of him. He’d thought that had been clear to the Satedan, but maybe not.

“Good,” Tony replied, a sort of implacability in zyr eyes John hadn’t ever seen before. “Look, I’m not saying this isn’t worth my time or that it isn’t a good idea—especially since I’m not the only kysra, but I’m sure as hell not sending Aaron or Jae out there. However, you need to know that Ronon and I will discuss it, and I won’t go unless we both agree it’s the right thing to do.” Zy grimaced, zyr hands covering Ronon’s on the Bump. “Now that I’ve had first-hand experience with the Wraith, I’m less gung-ho or maybe just a little more cautious about taking the chance that I’ll run into one of them.”

John nodded. “I can respect that. Please believe I’d never want you to leave the city if you didn’t think it was the right thing for the three of you.”

He caught Ronon’s gaze and got a short nod back. At least he wasn't going to have to wonder if Ronon would kill him while he slept.

John got to his feet and backed away, physically removing himself and the pressure his presence brought. When he’d arrived, Ronon and Tony had been so calm, so happy. Now… now they weren’t. John honestly regretted coming to them at all.

“You know,” he said quietly. “Ronon, maybe you and Tony should both sit this one out. Let Dr. Jackson prove his skill. We haven't let him out of the city yet, so I'm sure he'd be game.”

Ronon snorted, and Tony’s shoulders relaxed.

“Rodney would eat him alive,” zy said.

“If he can’t handle Rodney McKay—” John shrugged. "Then he’s not ready for Pegasus, and he should probably go back home.”

John was well aware that kind of attitude was too hard on Jackson. There wouldn’t even be a Stargate program if not for him, but that didn’t mean he’d always be the best man for the job. Part of John’s job was knowing which man, woman, or kysra was the right person and sending or going with them.

Besides, the comment had gotten Ronon to relax, and Tony was smirking. As far as John knew, Tony didn’t know Jackson at all. Zyr bias against him had to be because of Rodney.

“I’d appreciate it if you’d let me know before first moonrise so I can either tell Jackson to gear up or ask SR-1 and SR-2 to be ready.”

“Why search and rescue?” Tony questioned, tilting zyr head and zyr brow furrowing in confusion.

“We’ll be the only team away from the city tomorrow, so they don’t need to be on call. They worked well together before, none of them have stupid Earther prejudices against kysra. Plus, Bricklaw is an M.D. Doc X trusts. Your buddy Jimmy has a long way to go before I’d let him off-world.”

John didn’t mention that all their reports about Dakaroth had been as discrete as John had asked for the first time. That had not been the case with everyone.

“Oh, you’re not kidding there,” Tony huffed a laugh. “Jimmy is no more ready to leave the city than Michelle is. He has potential, but he’s a city boy who grew up in a loving family. He’s not prepared for the Wraith or the hard realities of Pegasus. I wasn’t prepared for them, and I was a cop and then an agent. Even before that, I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t used to needing to watch my own six.”

Ronon rumbled something in Tony’s ear that made zyr grin.

Zy added, “What you said about them makes sense, even if Bricklaw looks weirdly similar to this other guy I met once.”

“That means you’d be good with all eight of them if or when you do go into the field at some point?”

“My only problem might be with Red Eagle.”

That stopped John short. “What?”

Tony nodded, a mischievous grin slowly growing. “Yep. The one day I managed to pry the little Wolfe-puppy out of zyr rooms and down to the mess for lunch, SR-2 was there. I sat us next to them without a thought, and Aaron ended up across from Red Eagle. Zy took one look at him, blushed so red my cheeks hurt, and couldn’t say a word the entire rest of the time. Zy barely managed to stop mooning after him long enough to eat something.”

“Oh, crap. Do not tell zyr father. I just got Red Eagle,” John whined, ridiculously thankful not to be leaving them on such a heavy note. “He’s tough and smart. I like Red Eagle. Atlantis likes Red Eagle. Other people like Red Eagle.”

“Think that might be the problem,” Ronon sniggered, nuzzling Tony’s neck.

“I think Red Eagle is a good guy. He put up with the kid’s subtle-like-a-sledgehammer staring. He even caught Aaron’s eye, gave zyr this sly little grin and said, ‘see ya ‘round, darlin’ when he left. Not anything remotely inappropriate,” zy was quick to assure them, “just cute and willing to indulge zyr a tiny bit. The kid almost stopped breathing, and I haven’t been able to get zyr out of zyr apartment except to come up here ever since.”

“Okay, fine,” John pouted. “He can be cute all he wants, but don’t tell Wolfe anyway. You might have noticed he’s a little protective of his kyta.”

Tony scoffed, “Understatement of the year, there, John.”

“Possibly, but I can’t say I don’t understand it. I feel protective of Aaron Wolfe, and I’ve never actually seen zyr except when you all came back from Earth.”

“But you heard about how we rescued zyr,” Ronon said.

John scowled. He frankly couldn’t understand how Wolfe had left his ex or her husband alive back on Earth. He’d have been tempted to exact a little vigilante justice. “Yeah, I did. That poor kid.”

“Zy’s here now, and no way in hell is anyone going to get past Atlantis even if they could get past all the rest of us.”

“Also true,” John agreed, checking his watch. “I gotta go, but you two will get back to me?”

“As soon as we decide for sure one way or the other,” Tony promised.

“Okay.” John activated his comm. “Uh, Atlantis? If you wouldn’t mind putting me in my office, I’d really appreciate it.”

That same disorientation and John was back. He sank into his chair, glad he hadn’t pissed off the Dexes too badly. Now he just had to prepare everything for the mission the next day and make sure he had everything in order so he’d be ready no matter what was decided.

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Chapter 17

Serreday, Bhaskara 10, First Year of the Returned
(June 19, 2008)

Much like the day they’d gone to Verubriga, Ronon was carefully adjusting Tony’s tac vest to fit around zyr chest and the Bump, which was significantly larger than the last time. Tony was patiently letting him, even if it meant zy was already sweating. Due to the reportedly damp and chilly conditions on M7F-652, also known as Win’nala,25 they were wearing more layers than they normally would.

“Why’d you decide to come along?”

Rodney!” John hissed.

Tony just chuckled as Ronon rolled his eyes and answered, “Because Tony and I talked it through. Maybe we won’t have tons of uses for the fabric here, but there are still some. Plus, we can trade it in Pegasus. It doesn’t have to be something just for Earth.”

“When Starsong goes into ‘flame-on’ mode, she produces a dry heat,” Tony elaborated. “We thought the Lorains would appreciate heat- and flame-resistant clothing, which could mean a lot of aknata meat for us in trade.”

“That is a good reason, a very good reason. You are an awesome ayah to think about my aknata burgers!” Rodney declared. He turned to eye Ronon. “You know I’d do everything I could to protect Tony, right? Even if it meant, you know, something terrible like Wraith happened to me.”

Used to Rodney and Ronon needling each other, the entire room was trying to watch unobtrusively. John actually flinched a little, expecting a barbed reply that would embarrass or otherwise upset Rodney. They were all shocked when Ronon smacked Rodney on the back hard enough to make him stagger and gave him an approving nod.

“I know. You’ll do good.”

Tony scowled at them both. “I don’t want anybody dying or worse to protect me.”

“Shut up,” Rodney retorted as Ronon nudged them toward the door. “You don’t get to be all self-sacrificing, not even for aknata burgers; you don’t get a vote.”

“I think I missed a memo somewhere,” John mused from behind them.

Tony glanced over zyr shoulder, and several members of the other teams were nodding or looking equally confused as they followed John.

When they got to the Jumper bay, John reviewed the plan again. Tony assumed he must not be quite as confident about the trip as he’d seemed when they’d talked last night.

“Right. SR-1 is in Jumper two. Kaptán Mašín, cloak as soon as soon as you’re through the Gate. We’re going to get the lay of the land before we decide to set down anywhere. There were reports of possible towers like in our city, so let’s see if we can confirm that before we piss off the locals… again.

“SR-2, how do you want to split up so we have even numbers in the Jumpers?”

“I’ll take Sergeant Lightstone. You take Sminagos26 Tzavaras and Corporal Red Eagle,” Major Rutherford said.

His people had already split themselves between the two teams, which Tony assumed meant they’d anticipated and discussed it previously.

“Good enough.” John adjusted his P90. “Well, pile in. Let’s get this show on the road.”

Tony secured zyrself in zyr seat, then let Ronon double-check everything. Part of what zy and Ronon had agreed was that Tony would go, but zy would let Ronon be insanely overprotective. This wasn’t like going to New Athos or even Verubriga had been: this time they were going into openly hostile territory.

“You’re really hot in your uniform, even with the leather coat over it. Have I mentioned that?” Tony murmured just loud enough for Ronon to hear zyr, leaning over zyr as he was.

Ronon stopped messing with the straps and grinned tightly. “Maybe I’ll let you peel it off me tonight, m’kysra.”

Tony heard dual chortling sounds from behind zyr, and John heaved a sigh that indicated Ronon hadn’t been nearly successful at being quiet.

“Get buckled in, people. We’re dropping into the gateroom.”

Ronon retreated to the back, and Teyla gave Tony a conspiratorial grin across the aisle, though there was a tightness around her eyes that betrayed the fact that her concern for the missing Athosian farmers wasn't far from her mind. Unfortunately, Atlantis' interrogation of the Bola Kai man hadn't revealed any information about what might have happened to them, and Tony was sure if he'd known anything, Atlantis would've gotten it out of him. Carter and John had authorized fact-finding teams, but none of them had reported any news either.

The Jumper settled in front of the Gate. John requested and received confirmation from command, and then they were through the Gate and enveloped by thick fog.

“What the hell, Rodney?!”

“I don’t know, okay? According to our reports and any records Atlantis has, it’s the local equivalent of 1100 hours, not 2100, which is what it looks like!”

“Jumper two, this is Jumper one. Let’s get above this weather.”

“Copy, Jumper one.”

“Doesn’t do us much good to be invisible if we’re stirring up a trail that shows everybody exactly where we are,” John grumbled under his breath.

Tony leaned forward, as if that would make zyr able to see through the front window any better. John had to be flying by the readouts he was getting because all Tony could see made zyr feel like zy was inside a tin can in the middle of a cotton ball.

“Jeez, if I’d known it was going to be like this, I never would’ve made you watch The Fog with me last Gaussday, Rodney.”

“Oh, you think?!” Rodney squawked indignantly. “I just want you to know that if this place is full of the undead from a leper ship, I’m blaming you!”

“I’m sorry. I afraid I don’t understand,” Teyla said.

“It’s a movie,” Tony told her. “It’s a John Carpenter film from early 1980 starring Adrienne Barbeau and Jamie Lee Curtis. The story is that a rich guy who’d contracted leprosy—which is a highly-contagious disease that…. You know what? Let’s just leave it at that: a highly-contagious disease that does bad things and eventually kills. Horribly. Anyway, the rich guy bought a ship and sailed off with a bunch of other lepers to start a leper colony, a place for them to live without infecting anyone else. They were intentionally misguided by the people of this town, which led to the ship crashing into the rocks. They all died, of course.”

“Of course,” she echoed faintly.

“So the movie starts a hundred years later to the day. That night, the fog starts to roll in from the sea, and it brings with it all the undead lepers who start killing everybody. The fog is so thick that people don’t know they’re about to die until it’s too late.”

“It looked a lot like this,” Rodney added sourly.

“Well, that sounds awful and like nothing I ever want to watch. Teyla, could you please hold any further questions until we’re home in beautiful, sunny Atlantis?”

“Certainly, Colonel. I believe that is a good idea,” she replied, staring out the front of the Jumper at the fog, which somehow seemed less cotton ball and more harbinger of death, even to Tony.

“Thank you. Rodney, find us somewhere without the fog, please.”

“There isn’t anywhere, at least not anywhere with lifesigns.”

“You’ve never been here, Ronon?”

“Nope,” Ronon replied from where he’d moved to one knee beside Tony’s chair. “Would’a told you if I had.”

“Alright. Dexes, this is going to be your call,” John said with a backward glance at Tony. “We can head back—no harm, no foul.”

“Rodney, start talking about whatever you’re seeing so Ronon and I can have a little chat.”

“What?”

“Just talk, Rodney.”

Rodney made a rude noise, then retorted, “Well, I see that the continent is vaguely shaped like a dick with really big balls, is that what you mean?”

“That’s perfect,” Tony snorted, along with the guys from Rutherford’s team.

“Fine. There’s also a weird electrical charge, but it seems pretty steady. Hey, I wonder if that’s why the plant fiber is non-conductive—”

Tony shifted in the seat so zy could see Ronon’s face and raised an expectant eyebrow. “You hate the idea of staying,” zy murmured.

“Yeah,” he admitted.

“But if this is just the way the planet is now, leaving and coming back later won’t do us any good.” Tony hmm’d. “The report said these people don’t have projectile weapons, right?”

Ronon grunted an affirmative.

“So if we have LSDs, projectile weapons, your particle gun, and you being your badass self, we might have more of an advantage in the fog than we would in bright daylight.”

“Maybe, but these people know their land. We’d be fumbling around trying not to break our necks or get eaten by a wild animal.”

Tony winced. “Okay, good point. I don’t have a burning desire to fall in a pit and break something, even if Atlantis can repair me when we get home. I definitely don’t have any desire to be supper for something roaming around on the surface. Or under the surface. Or above.”

“The planet can’t have changed that much in just a few months. There have to be better days to come.”

“Also a good point. So we’ll try again?”

“Not to butt in on your little tête-à-tête,” John interrupted in such a casual voice that it immediately set off alarm bells for Tony, “but we’re heading back. Rodney’s getting some weird readings, and the HUD is acting a little funny.”

Ronon and Tony exchanged glances. A little funny? Zy was pretty sure that was John-speak for “we’re all fucked.”

“I’ll get buckled in.”

Tony just nodded.

“Jumper one to Jumper two. Abort the mission. Let’s get back home.”

There was silence.

“Jumper one to Jumper two. Do you copy?”

John was frowning. Rodney started typing frantically on his computer.

“Jumper one to Jumper two. Please respond.”

The reply, when it came, was garbled and static like never happened in Pegasus.

“Jump—ific—ion—sto—land.”

Lightning began to strike suddenly all around them. The strikes were so numerous and close that they filled the front screen and lit up the interior of the Jumper.

“Rodney!”

“I don’t know; I don’t know! This isn’t possible! It’s not possible for an electrical storm of this magnitude to just form out of nowhere!”

“And yet it did!” John dodged another bolt of lightning, then immediately had to evade four more.

“Are we close enough to dial the Gate?” John demanded.

More than a little hysterical, Rodney shouted back, “No! Even if we were, there’s no guarantee they’d receive our IDC, and I’d really rather not be splattered into my subatomic particles, today!”

“Then we’re going to have to land. Can you tell if we’re going to land on top of a village?”

“Go 98 kilometers east—no, starboard. I said starboard!”

Tony sat back and gripped the arms of zyr chair. The way John was dodging and weaving was worse than trying to avoid Michigan’s defensive line. It was certainly more nerve-wracking. Zy tried to tune out John and Rodney’s back-and-forth squabbling, since it seemed to be helping both of them deal with the situation.

A hand touched zyr arm, and zy jerked zyr head to look at Teyla.

“It will be fine,” she said, trying to reassure zyr. “We have been in much worse situations and come out unscathed. The Colonel and Dr. McKay sometimes appear to communicate best this way when they are anxious.”

“That’s exactly what I was just thinking, but good to hear” Tony admitted with a wan smile, which Teyla returned.

“Look out!” Rodney yelled.

Unable to avoid all the lightning that time, the Jumper took a glancing blow that sent it into a dizzying spin.

“Took out the left—”

Tony closed zyr eyes and swallowed, telling zyr stomach that it didn’t matter what they were doing because zy couldn’t really feel it. Thank the Old Ones the inertial dampeners were working.

“Hang on!”

John’s warning came just before they crashed through a number of trees and hit the ground hard, rolling at least three times before they came to a stop. Miraculously, they were right-side-up.

Tony opened zyr eyes to see the front window of the Jumper had cracked, which zy assumed meant they hadn’t had any shields by the time they’d decided to play Humpty Dumpty.

“Everybody okay?” John called out, turning his chair around so he could see them in the dimness of the emergency lights around the cabin. Other than those, the entire Puddle Jumper appeared to be DOA.28

Various people announced that they were fine before Tony managed to get zyr tongue unstuck from the roof of zyr mouth.

“Tony?” Rodney demanded, his voice shaky.

Zy blinked, and Ronon was kneeling in front of zyr.

“M’kysra?”

Tony blinked rapidly and took a deep breath.

“Well, that’s just it,” zy managed to choke out, zyr voice strangely raspy. “I’m calling Disneyland and reporting you because this ride sucks.”

“I am uncertain if that means zy is alright,” zy heard Teyla say to someone.

“It’s a joke, so I think zy’s okay,” John told her quietly.

“Yeah, I’m fine,” Tony said, forcing zyr fingers to release their death-grip on zyr seat. “A little shaken, not stirred.”

“Rodney, see what you can do to get communications back online,” John ordered.

“Already on it,” he snapped from the floor between the co-pilot’s chair and the instrument panel. That probably wasn’t what it was called, but Tony didn’t particularly care at the moment.

Ronon helped Tony undo the Jumper’s version of a seatbelt, and then helped zyr to zyr feet. Zy was a little proud of zyrself for not having puked or crapped zyr pants. The others might be used to that sort of crazy landing, but zy wasn’t. It hadn’t been as bad as getting shoved out of an airplane when zy didn’t know how to parachute, but zy didn’t want to repeat the experience any time soon.

The emergency lights flickered, then went out. At the same time, the back hatch opened.

“Shit.”

Tony didn’t know which of Rutherford’s guys said it, but zy agreed. In the flashes of ongoing dry-lightning through the fog, zy could make out what looked like zombies heading toward the downed Jumper.

“Rodneeeey!”

“It wasn’t me! Think it closed!” Rodney shrieked. “Hurry up, think it closed!”

Through gritted teeth, John snarled, “I’m trying.

“Try harder!”

Ronon pushed Tony back against the co-pilot’s seat and stood in front of zyr. Zy was happy to let him.

“Swear to the Old Ones, no more zombie movies. Some Carey Grant, a little Marlon Brando, maybe even some George Clooney—except From Dusk Till Dawn. No more zombies, vampires, apocalypses, or space disasters.”

John had moved to the back of the Jumper and shouted to whoever was out there, “Hey there, folks. I’m sure you can tell, we had a little accident. We’ll be out of your hair as soon as we get it fixed.”

There was a distinctly unfriendly response, and the interior of the Jumper took on an orange hue as the locals lit up their flamethrower-like weapons, streams of flames shooting into the air and dripping back down like molten lava.

Ronon looked over his shoulder at Tony. “Trust me?”

“Always.” Tony didn’t even have to think about it.

“’kay.”

Ronon strode forward to stand beside John.

“Hear me!” he roared. “I am Ronon of Sateda. I seek shelter for me, my meraska and kyta, and our protectors.”

“He lies!”

“Sateda is gone!”

“Liar!”

“You’re a liar!”

“Seize them!”

The mob started to whip themselves into a frenzy. Tony wanted Ronon back beside zyr, not standing out there making a target of himself.

“They seek to trick us!”

“Liar!”

“Let him prove it!” someone finally yelled.

“Halt!” Ronon bellowed. “If you harm so much as my meraska’s smallest toe, I will kill you all, even if I have to have the Old Ones bring me back to life over and over for a thousand years to see it done!”

He held out a hand behind him, so Tony went forward, hoping Ronon wouldn’t be petitioning the Old Ones for anything in the near future.

Zy stepped to the very edge of the Jumper and took Ronon’s hand. Ozone was so thick and heavy in the air, along with the stench of hot metal, that zy had to choke down a cough. Zy noticed that the lightning seemed to be striking in the same general area for the most part, but zy didn’t want to step past the opening to verify that for zyrself. The fog was so thick that just standing at the opening, zy was instantly covered with tiny drops of condensation.

“Unzip your vest. Show them the Bump,” he murmured, barely moving his lips.

Only Tony was close enough to see the fear in Ronon’s eyes—not fear for himself, but for zyr.

Zy did as Ronon asked, unzipping the vest and zyr coat, then pulling zyr shirts out of zyr pants, pushing them above the Bump. Zy turned slightly to the side, since zy didn’t think they’d be able to tell much from the front and how far away they were. Not that zy wanted them any closer. Tony was just lucky zy tended toward the more male-appearing side of the kysra spectrum. If zy looked more like Jae, it wouldn't be so obvious that zy was a pregnant kysra, not a pregnant female.

The mob started whispering so loudly to one another that it sounded like the susurrations of a thousand angry leaves.

Tony was shivering already, so zy lowered zyr shirts and tucked them hastily into zyr pants, zipping the coat and zyr tac vest closed again over the top.

The flamethrowers went out.

A lone, gaunt woman stepped forward from the mob. Tony controlled an instinctive desire to flinch away from someone who looked like she was a ghost come to life. Whatever the Win’nala had, they certainly didn’t make many good trades, not if all their people were so emaciated.

“We sent for the Lan’nau when we saw your vessel crash,” she said. “We above cannot make offers of shelter, not even to a kysra.”

“Fine,” Ronon replied. “Then leave us in our vessel. We won’t bother you if you don’t attack us.” Lowering his voice again, he murmured to Tony, “Go back inside. You know where the emergency blankets are.”

“I’ll go, but don’t you dare go anywhere without me.”

“I’ll watch him,” John offered. “I’ll kick his ass back there with you at the least sign of stupidity or heroics.”

Tony shot John a fierce look. “You better.”

“I gotta tell Sheppard what I think will happen when their leader comes out so we stand together.” To John, Ronon said, “Sorry about barging in, but I figured this was our best chance at not having them try to kill us and maybe getting shelter until the storm passes.”

Tony left the two discussing strategies while they watched for the locals’ return.

“Would you like me to find you a blanket, Tony?” Teyla asked.

“No, thanks. I’d rather not be covered by one of those in an electrical storm. I don’t know if Mylar is conductive. I always meant to look that up, but I don’t want to find out through trial-and-error now,” Tony said, denying the offer as well as her attempt to get zyr to sit down. “You okay, Rodney?”

“No, I can’t fix this! It’s fried. It’s all completely fried! My computer won’t even turn on. The LSDs are no good in this electrical storm either!”

“Then come here and hug me. I could use one, but Ronon’s back there by the hatch.”

Zy didn’t really think Rodney would do it in front of so many people. Zy’d said it more to get him to calm down than anything.

Rodney snapped and snarled, and Tony let him get it out of his system because it wouldn’t do any good to try to stop him. Instead, zy waited until he’d stood up and stepped carefully toward him. Zy opened zyr mouth to say something but had to wait, since Rodney had grabbed onto zyr. It wasn’t quite a hug, but he was definitely hanging onto zyr.

“It’s going to be okay,” Tony murmured eventually.

“I can’t get us out of here, and I don’t want you to get hurt!” he protested. “You can’t know we’ll be okay!”

“Of course I can,” Tony scolded him gently. “I’m the magical Pegasus unicorn. I fart rainbows and ooze sunlight from my very pores. Of course it’s going to be alright with me here!”

“Are you kidding me?” Rodney demanded, glaring at zyr. “Well, you’re doing a crap job of oozing sunlight right now, let me tell you. As for farting rainbows, I have been around after you’ve had that three-bean salad you eat lately the way normal people eat chocolate or drink coffee. Those were not rainbows! If you thought they were, you are seriously, horrifically misguided. I don’t know what rainbows smell like, but I know it can’t be anything like that.”

The guy with the Greek name Tony couldn’t remember and Red Eagle looked like they were about to suffocate from trying not to laugh. Teyla merely sighed, well used to Rodney’s forthright manner and lack of censor.

“It’s okay, guys. You can laugh. Ronon does all the time. John and Teyla give us resigned looks, kind of like they’re doing right now.”

“Save it,” John snapped. “We’ve got more company.”

They all watched soberly as the hazy, indistinct group drew close enough to almost be able to make out figures. From the way Ronon was fingering his particle magnum and everyone else had their P90s ready to go, it was closer than any of them would’ve preferred. It was too close for Tony’s comfort too, and zy and Rodney got their own P90s strapped on and ready.

“Welcome, travelers!” A well-built if not very tall man greeted them, happy in a way that struck Tony as inappropriate for the situation. “I understand you seek shelter. Come, come! We will go below and get out of the storm and chill.”

The new group, like the others, wore what looked like fairly standard leather trousers. Unlike the others, who’d had only hooded capes or blankets draped over their gaunt forms, these people were wrapped from head to waist in thick material that then split in front and back and trailed almost to their ankles. Tony thought it had to be fabric made from the stuff they’d come to trade for. Even in the dim and flickering light from the storm, zy could tell none of the group was carrying any extra weight, but they also didn’t have the malnourished look of their kinsmen.

“What promise of security for me and mine do you offer?” Ronon shouted, his and John’s bodies angled to block the interior of the Jumper as much as possible. “We could weather this storm here and return to our home when it’s over.”

The man’s chuckle made a frisson of anxiety run down Tony’s spine.

“You must indeed be travelers from afar if you don’t know the ban’nisit29 storms will not end for at least a day.”

Unmoved, Ronon told him, “We’d be fine where we are for a lot longer than that.”

“Perhaps, perhaps not, traveler. There are predators that will come out at night, storm or no.”

“We can defend ourselves.”

“And your kysra?”

“Can defend zyrself. Zy is no weakling, nor is zy a coward,” Ronon retorted, an unspoken warning in his voice.

The Lan’nau raised both gloved hands and offered a false smile. “Apologies, traveler. I meant no offense; I was merely concerned.”

Ronon snapped, “Then offer us the rights of honored guests. Offer me and mine shelter and protection. If you don’t, then perhaps I’ll let my meraska declare you our enemies. The Five will deal with you then.”

Tony held zyr breath, hoping Ronon’s bluff worked.

“No! No need for such drastic measures, honored one!” the Lan’nau gasped and backpedaled immediately. “No, no need at all! I, Lan’nau of all Win’nala, offer you and yours the rights of honored guests. You shall have all the comforts we can provide, and you shall be as safe as any of us can be!”

Ronon grunted. “And how will you lead us to safety in these storms?”

“Ah, yes. Of course.” The Lan’nau twisted at the waist and clapped his gloved hands twice.

People dressed like the first, poorer group had been, and carrying heavy armfuls of cloth emerged from the fog behind their leader, startling Tony. Zy hadn’t seen them at all because of the dense fog. They hurried toward the Jumper until Ronon raised his gun, priming and aiming it all in a single, quick movement.

“Stop!”

They obeyed, frozen in place by that single word.

“You,” Ronon pointed at one of them. “Approach. Do it slowly.”

Eyes wide with fear, the person chosen obeyed. Once he reached the top of the ramp, Ronon pulled him in with his free hand and pushed him toward Rutherford’s guys.

“Inspect it.”

“Cl-clo-cloaks, honored,” the man stuttered. “Cloaks and wr-wraps.”

“Well?” John demanded when they’d been through it all.

“Cloaks and strips of cloth, sir,” Red Eagle said.

John turned to the man who’d brought it up. “This will protect us from the storm?”

“Yes, honored ones. Cover all except your face.”

“Alright. Go back and send the next one in,” Ronon instructed.

The next person brought all her clothes, then the next and the next until it seemed like they had a Jumper full of the stuff.

“Step back, all of you. Farther,” Ronon ordered until finally grunting when he’d determined they were far enough away from the Jumper.

The Win’nala waited there while Tony and zyr group each dressed in the cloaks and strips of cloth, which they wound around their heads like turbans, since that was what the Lan’nau and his little entourage were wearing.

“Okay?” Ronon asked Tony softly.

“I feel a little like a harem girl, but I’m oddly okay with that if it means I’m not going to get struck by lightning.”

“Dance for me later?”

Tony did a double-take. “How do you even know what a harem girl is?”

“I know all Earth’s important stuff.”

“Everybody ready?” John called into the Jumper.

He’d been the first one finished and had kept an eye on the entrance and the Win’nala while the rest of them got ready.

“Yep. Let’s go,” Ronon said, taking Tony’s hand.

Tony raised zyr eyebrows, surprisingly difficult when wearing a turban. “No Tony in the middle this time?”

“Yes, Tony in the middle,” Rodney countered. “Tony and Rodney in the middle, thank you very much.”

“Teyla up front with me, our two friends behind Tony and Rodney, and Ronon watching our backs.”

“Yes, sir,” the Red Eagle and the Greek guy acknowledged. Neither looked surprised.

Dammit. Tony was going to remember his name if it was the last thing zy did. Zy’d just heard it not that long ago. Zy knew it had a T at the start and a V or a Z somewhere in the middle. Possibly both. Pregnancy brain sucked.

They walked out of the Jumper, and immediately Tony’s skin prickled with cold and with the sheer amount of electricity in the air. If zy’d had body hair, it would’ve been standing straight up. Zy didn't want to know what zyr hair was going to look like after zy took off the turban thing.

“Good, good! We go this way, to the below. That is where my family and I dwell, especially during the storms,” the Lan’nau said, still smiling.

It was creepy and irritating; Tony thought the man should go do his commercial for Crest whitestrips or whatever he was aiming for, then come back never.

Zy was grateful that zy hadn’t given up running. The pace the Lan’nau and his group set was just short of a jog, but zy couldn’t object when the fog and lightning seemed to be getting worse, which zy hadn’t thought was possible. The ground was being struck close enough to them that it made Tony’s fingers and toes tingle. Zy could barely see John and Teyla in front of zyr, and it didn’t help that zyr brain automatically flipped through every single movie zy’d seen that zy could remember with a fog scene. Zy sincerely regretted The Shining, The Exorcist, The Others, The Mist, Silent Hill… the list kept going on and on.

Zy didn’t realize zy was reciting the list out loud until, “Maybe you should stay away from horror movies for a while,” was suggested from behind zyr in a slight twang, one not nearly as thick as Grant’s. “Try some Disney or Pixar.”

“Don’t tell me you don’t remember Pocahontas? Mel Gibson was the voice for John Smith, and he first meets Pocahontas, voiced by Irene Bedard, and nearly kills her in a fog.”

“That movie was a nightmare, but it didn’t have anything to do with the fog,” Red Eagle grumbled in disgust. “Walt Disney: distorting history one move at a time.”

“Bunch up.”

That was Ronon’s voice, and Tony was grateful to hear it. Not being able to see zyr husband even though he couldn’t be far behind them only added to the already-disturbing nature of the trek.

“No point in formation when we can’t see for shit,” he added tersely.

Tony wasn’t going to complain about getting closer to John and Teyla or having the others nearly on zyr heels. Zyr mind had been playing tricks on zyr, making zyr think zy’d seen creatures, ghosts, or other people out of the corner of zyr eye for what felt like miles, though it couldn’t have been. The fog was distorting zyr sense of time along with everything else.

Various times throughout their journey, John or one of the others would try to hail the other team on their radios, but they received no response. Tony hoped it was only the storm interfering, since it wasn’t like they could go searching for them. The Lan’nau had sworn that if any of his people found the others, they’d be brought to the village as well, but Tony didn’t trust him.

“Here we are,” the Lan’nau announced after another tense mile or so.

Tony had no idea where ‘here’ was until they were suddenly in a tiny village. There was still the ubiquitous fog and lightning, but zy could also see fires lit in a circle around the perimeter of the village. There were more fires within the village itself, which made it less difficult to see the tents made of leather and covered in the same material as their capes and wraps. The tops of the tents sloped to force the condensation to drip into containers strategically placed on the ground.

It made Tony wonder if they were going through a drought, or if water was that scarce on the planet. If it was, then how did they water their crops?

Tony wasn’t surprised to see an obvious lack of anything metal or conductive. Zy had been extremely careful to keep everything metal—including zyr P90—well-covered on their trek through the countryside.

“Get ready, Rainbow Bright,” John muttered from the corner of his mouth, much to Tony’s amusement.

Sure enough, the Lan’nau focused on Tony.

“Welcome, honored guests!” he proclaimed in a voice that would’ve done a circus ringmaster proud. He reached toward Tony. “Welcome, honored kysra!”

“Don’t touch my meraska,” Ronon snarled, causing the Lan’nau and all the gathered villagers to step back. “I don’t like it when anybody touches zyr.”

Another time, Tony might have been annoyed by Ronon’s high-handedness. In the present situation, zy didn’t mind a bit. Zy preferred to have Ronon intimidate the crap out of everyone rather than have the creepy Lan’nau—or anyone else—touch zyr.

“Of course, of course,” his smile became rather strained. “Well, these are the ones who live above. Please, follow me, and I’ll introduce you to my family.”

More walking. Yay, Tony thought sarcastically. Zy kept zyr thoughts to zyrself, though. Creepy or not, the Lan’nau had power on that planet, and zy wasn’t going to piss him off on purpose.

The Lan’nau led them through the village, and Tony suspected he was taking the long way around so he could parade zyr in front of all his people. It was a dick move, especially when the air still snapped with electricity and lightning struck the ground regularly, though strangely not within the village itself. That was something to be thankful for, zy supposed.

At the back of the village stood a copse of trees. It seemed perfectly normal until the Lan’nau disappeared between two massive cottonwood-like trees. His small group all followed him without hesitation.

“Hold,” John ordered unnecessarily. They’d all stopped the second they saw the man disappear.

The Lan’nau’s head poked back out, his body still invisible, as if he was leaning out a doorway.

“Is there a problem?” he asked, confused.

“Well, you disappeared. It seemed kind of odd to us,” John drawled.

The Lan’nau laughed and returned to their side of the barrier and spun in a circle, making his cloak flare around him.

“You see? I am well. This is a security measure to protect us.”

“Show me,” John ordered. “The rest of you wait here.”

The Lan’nau laughed again. “Very well.”

John followed him through. It was a tense few seconds until he returned.

“Okay, it’s safe, but be aware that some of you will feel a little…odd.”

“Alteran?” Ronon asked.

“Seems probable, but it feels weird, like I said.”

They stuck close together, Ronon actually grabbing Tony’s elbow as they went through the barrier. Blinking in the sudden brightness, Tony took in the very familiar architecture and instantly understood what John meant by feeling odd. Zy could sense there was a mental component, but it felt nothing like Atlantis. She was warm, affectionate, and almost motherly in Tony’s mind. Whatever its origin, this place was definitely not. It wasn’t alive, which would’ve made it strange feeling enough, but there was also the sense that something was observing them dispassionately, almost like a computer constantly checking for new code or commands, or like knowing zy was wired for surveillance.

Tony saw Rodney actually flinch when he came through. Zy was pretty sure zy had too, and not just from the brightness.

“Oh, you can sense the presence, then?”

“We’ve seen similar places, Lan’nau,” John said, then distracted him by asking, “Is that the proper thing to call you? I didn’t catch your name.”

“Apologies, honored. Yes, I am Lan’nau, as each Lan’nau has been before me. Would you honor me with your names?”

“I’m Colonel Sheppard, this is Teyla, McKay, and Ronon of Sateda—” he paused, and Ronon gave an almost imperceptible shake of his head. “—the Kysra of Sateda, Tzavaras, and Red Eagle.”

“Many thanks, Colonel Sheppard. Is that also a title?”

“Colonel is my title. I’m the leader of the Kysra’s protectors,” John confirmed.

“So Lan’nau is title and your name?” Tony clarified.

“Yes, just so, honored Kysra. When one takes the position of Lan’nau, he leaves behind his old self and becomes Lan’nau.” He looked at their group and frowned. “Apologies again, honored. Please, come with me. I’ll see you to rooms where you can change into dry clothing.”

“We prefer to be in the same room,” John immediately stated.

Lan’nau sucked in a shocked breath and pressed both hands to his chest over his heart. “Surely not the honored Kysra of Sateda! It is said to look upon one such as zy and not be zyr chosen is to be cursed!”

“Well, obviously not the Kysra and zyr husband,” John improvised. “The rest of us guard the honored Kysra and Ronon.”

Lan’nau’s shoulders sagged in relief. “I see, and it is well.”

He moved to a wall and touched his palm to it. A screen appeared, and the man touched a variety of locations before settling on the last one. When he stepped back, the screen disappeared. He smiled again, doing his best impression of a toothpaste commercial.

“I believe I have just the thing. Come, come.”

They passed through two corridors before coming to a door. When the door opened, it revealed a short corridor with three doors: two directly opposite each other, and one opposite the primary door.

Lan’nau touched all three doors, making them open with a barely audible hiss.

“These two you may leave open so that you may guard honored Kysra and honored Ronon of Sateda. This last is for you, protectors of the honored ones. There are small chambers for the necessary attached to each room.”

The rooms were simple. The one offered to Tony and Ronon was about half the size of the others and had a medium sized wardrobe, a desk, two blocky chairs, and a bed similar in size to a full-size bed back on Earth. The other two rooms had single beds on three sides and small dressers at the foot of each bed. It turned out that "chambers for the necessary" were small bathrooms attached to each room.

It reminded Tony of being back on the Apollo with Aaron.

“Is it adequate?”

“Yes, thank you, Lan’nau,” John said. “This will do quite nicely.”

“Good, good,” Lan’nau smiled that same, creepy smile and clapped his hands. “Now, I must change as well. I will send an unsworn servant with clothing. The clothing is a gift to you, the servant also, if it pleases you, honored ones!”

What the fuck did that mean? It had better not mean what Tony was thinking it must. Teyla’s lack of expression and Ronon’s clenched jaw meant Tony’s first guess was likely correct.

John smiled the same way Tony used to when zy was greeting some asshole Admiral zy couldn’t afford to p