Wisegirl has added BeautyKween, Seaweedbrain, SupermanReject, Fireb0i, MainHoe, EveryonesSideHoe, ChickenKing, thatguy, RaginingLesbian1, and RagingLesbian2 to the conversation
EveryonesSideHoe: Annabeth why
Wisegirl: Why not? ε-(‘ﾍ´○)┓
MainHoe: hAH FRANK UR TEH SIDE HOE
EveryonesSideHoe: Oh ok
SupermanReject: wow frank u gave up so easily
EveryonesSideHoe: Its what i do best
Seaweedbrain: ye E t
SupermanReject: percy no…
BeautyKween: y E e t
SupermanReject: pipER NOT U TOO
Fireb0i: y e e e etT
SupermanReject: no plz
MainHoe: YE Eet
RagingLesbian1: whats a yeet?
SupermanReject: something raerted
RagingLesbian2: something what?
SupermanReject: sorry mom…
Wisegirl: Wait so Reyna went from being ur gf to ur ex to ur bsf to ur mom?
Fireb0i: guys i have a problem…
BeautyKween: leo no one cares that you fell in the toilet again
Fireb0i: it happened again…
Seaweedbrain: u falling in the toilet again or that piper hurt ur feelings again?
Wisegirl: _Percy go help ur boyfriend
Seaweedbrain: hes not my boyfriend
Wisegirl: Sorry my mistake
Seaweedbrain: thank you (ಠ益ಠ)
Seaweedbrain: lets make this clear leo is my b0ifriend and jason is my boyfriend. there is a difference ppl!
RagingLesbian1: that face scares me
Seaweedbrain: your face scares me ┌∩┐(ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐
RagingLesbian1: bby the tiny blue man is being mean to me make it stop
RagingLesbian2: percy stop being a duck to thalia
Seaweedbrain: but but but
RagingLesbian2: no buts
RagingLesbian2: only butts
Seaweedbrain: in that case…
Seaweedbrain: jaSON FLY YOUR GAY ASS OVER HERE NOW
Wisegirl: What just happened?
BeautyKween: you just witnessed gay happening annabeth. its the only thing u dont understand
Wisegirl: IM BI
BeautyKween: aRE YOU RLLY NOW?
Wisegirl: Y ES
SupermanReject has added Seaweedbrain to the conversation
SupermanReject: im trying to get them to realize they love each other but its so hard when they keep on denying their gayness
Seaweedbrain: ACTUALLY I MEANT TO TELL U ANNABETH LIKES PIPER
SupermanReject: w ha T
Seaweedbrain: I KNOW I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING BUT I WASNT OML THE G A Y
SupermanReject: hO LY BA LLZ
Seaweedbrain: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Seaweedbrain: *sigh* i tried
Seaweedbrain: …. virgin
SupermanReject: wh AT
Seaweedbrain has left the conversation
Chapter 2: Matching makers pt 1
jercy tries to get pipabeth together
it took me 5 hours of reading Wanda/Natahsa fics and 1 hour of crying to make this
btw read my crappy Wanda/Natasha fic it would make me happy
Seaweedbrain has added ChickenKing to the conversation
Seaweedbrain: we haV E A MISSION
ChickenKing: oh boy what kind?
Seaweedbrain: the gay kind
ChickenKing: oh i live for that!
Seaweedbrain: G R E A T BCOZ JASON ARE TRYNA GET ANNABETH AND PIPER TOGETHER AND WE NEED U TO GET SOME LOVE STUFF
ChickenKing: love stuff?
Seaweedbrain: y e s
ChickenKing: oh ok!
1 hour later...
ChickenKing: percy i did it! i got love stuff and put it in both their rooms
ChickenKing: and now as Grover says: everyone stand for the national anthem
*despacito can be heard through the walls*
Seaweedbrain: T YSON NO
Wisegirl has added Seaweedbrain to the conversation
Wisegirl: why is there a dildo in my dresser?
Seaweedbrain has left the conversation
Seaweedbrain: TYSON WHY DID U PUT A DILDO IN ANNABETHS ROOM
ChickenKing: i didnt
ChickenKing: i put one in both annabeth and piper's room!
ChickenKing: grover said that it that would be a good idea
Seaweedbrain: i t s n o t
Seaweedbrain has started a chat with SupermanReject
Seaweedbrain: tyson is useless
SupermanReject: he iS A CINNAMON ROLL WHO DESERVES THE WORLD TF U TALKIN BOUT B0 i
Seaweedbrain: he put a dildo in annabeth and piper's room
SupermanReject: just pretend u dont know anything about it
Wisegirl added BeautyKween
Wisegirl: i think the boys are planning something
BeautyKween: you realized that now?
Wisegirl: i found a dildo in my room and im pretty sure percy has something to do with that
Wisegirl: lol ikr
BeautyKween: its not like ur gonna use that anyways
Wisegirl: lol yeah ( 〃．．)
BeautyKween: e w
Wisegirl: no it S NOT
BeautyKween: i t is
BeautyKween: e W THERE IS ONE IN MY ROOM TOO
BeautyKween: i M A BOTTOM WTF
Wisegirl: rlly now? (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ
BeautyKween: jeez yeah i thought u knew that
Wisegirl: welL I DIDNT
BeautyKween: the more u kno
Wisegirl: lol yeah
BeautyKween: o well i might as well use the stupid thing
Wisegirl: o K ԅ(♡﹃♡ԅ)
BeautyKween has left the chat
Wisegirl has started a chat with Seaweedbrain
Wisegirl: holy fuck im gay
Seaweedbrain: we KNOW
Seaweedbrain: gay for piper (~￣³￣)~
Wisegirl: I KNOW
Wisegirl: AND THE THOUGHT OF HER DOING IT ON HERSELF MAKES ME HORNY (º﹃º)
Seaweedbrain: mmmmmmm dicc
Wisegirl: holy shit i sound like piper...
Seaweedbrain: yOU ARE WHAT YO u EAT
Seaweedbrain: OK SO DO U WANT ME AND JASON TO TRY AND GET U TWO TOGETHER?
SupermanReject added BeautyKween to the chat
SupermanReject: H E Y BESF REND
BeautyKween: HAEY BESFRIEND
SupermanReject: so lets talk gay
BeautyKween: my face subject
SupermanReject: so do u think annabeth is cute? or? anyone? for that matter? liek? gay?
SupermanRejct: yes to which question??????
BeautyKween: one of them ;)
SupermanReject: phu C k WHICH ONE bCOOZ MAYBE I CAN HELP U I JUS WANT U TO BE HAPPY BESFREND
BeautyKween: ye s TO ONE OF THEM
SupermanReject: oml girls are so confusion
BeautyKween: whiC H IS WHY I LOVE THEM
SupermanReject: buT which one???????
BeautyKween has left the chat
Chapter 3: Matching makers pt 2
jercy decides that they need to stop using the big guns and get the god damn flame thrower into this gay shit
I wasn't planning on updating today but I got my braces off so im in a good mood :) and I was also stalking Elizabeth Olsen's insta and got horny for no reason
enjoy this cupcakes!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Seawweedbrain has started a chat with SupermanReject and FireB0i
Seaweedbrain: ok gays how do we get the other gays to notice that they are gay for each other
Seaweedbrain: how do get piper and Annabeth together?
FireB0i: lock them in a room and wait
Seaweedbrain: LEO UR A GENIUS
2 hours later
Seaweedbrain: ok so the trap is set
SupermanReject: what trap?
FireB0i: so percy and i asked piper to talk with us in his cabin and that we got fanfics for her to read
Seaweedbrain: and so then we lock piper in my cabin and tell annabeth that theres a monster in my cabin and piper is in there
FireB0i: and annabeth being the protective gf she is she will run there and try to fight a monster that doesnt exist
Seaweedbrain: so then we lock annabeth in there and then we wait for them to get together
SupermanReject: holy shit u were serious
Seaweedbrain: iM TRYING TO MAKE MY BEST FRIEND HAPPY LET ME LIVE
FireB0i: and i want gay
Seaweedbrain: leo this is why we love u
FireB0i: well duh you said that while we were having a threesome
Seaweedbrain: ⊂（♡⌂♡）⊃ ASDFGHJKL I LOVE U
FireB0i: ლ(´ ❥ `ლ) ILY2BOO
Seaweedbrain: do not disrespect my side hoe frank like this
FireB0i has added EveryonesSideHoe to the conversation
EveryonesSideHoe: why are you guys locking piper and annabeth in your cabin?
Seaweedbrain: bcoz gay
EveryonesSideHoe: wow am i the only not gay person herer?
FireB0i: no im bi
SupermanReject: and im pan
FireB0i: no ur jason
EveryonesSideHoe: jason i thought u were bi?
Seaweedbrain: he was
Seaweedbrain: but then he met Brick
SupermanReject: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE bRICK
SupermanReject: hang on
SupermanReject has added Brick<3 to the conversation
EveryonesSideHoe: wtf jason
SupermanReject: let me live frank
EveryonesSideHoe: you know he wont answer u right?
Brick<3: tf u talkin bout b0i
SupermanReject: ILY BRICK
Brick<3: ILY TOO JASON
EveryonesSideHoe: w t f
ill make the update of where Annabeth and piper get locked in the Poseidon cabin together and get g a y
also I had to make my side hoe frank more into this
Chapter 4: Matching makers pt 3
Percy, Leo, Jason, and Frank lock Annabeth and Piper in the Poseidon Cabin. What could go wrong?
ppl talking? in my fic?
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Seaweedbrain: alright we're ready
FireB0i: great so are we
Seaweedbrain: is piper in my room?
Seaweedbrain: *sniff* I never thought this day would finally come
SupermanReject: stop being so dramatic
SupermanReject: oh ok
Seaweedbrain: ok i'm about to tell annabeth
EveryonesSideHoe: im scared
Seaweedbrain: no need! this is for the greater good of the gays
EveryonesSideHoe: whwy does everything you do have to be gay?
FireB0i: why does everything you do have to be not gay?
SupermanReject: Annabeth should be there in a second
EveryonesSideHoe: oh oksadildbhfvlisadhgbfidwsbvfriq8etgwreiaofh4w98erugfihr4q97t5y8o
FireB0i: sorry Annabeth came rlly fast and knocked frank over
i n the Poseidon Cabin
"I can't believe this happened..." Annabeth sighed. Piper was laughing hysterically.
"Did you fall for the trick too? Because I've been locked in here for about fifteen minutes." Piper chuckled and sat down on Percy's bed. The two girls were just looking at each other when they heard the Wii theme song being played outside.
"No, Frank, wrong song!" Leo shouted.
"Shit! Sorry! Lemme just- Fuck how do these work?" Frank cursed. It took him about 15 seconds for the song to change to Careless Whisper.
"What are they doing?" Piper asked as she tried to hold in a laugh. Annabeth knew exactly why. Always count on Percy to never keep his mouth shut when she finally tells him who she had a crush on.
"Oh, I dunno. They're just being hormonal teenage boys. Probably waiting for us to- yano…" the blonde trailed off on her words. Her tongue refused to work after that. The lump in her throat grew and the blush on her cheeks was definitely noticeable.
"Well in that case..." Piper moaned out of no where. Annabeth would be lying if she said that didn't turn her on.
"What are you doing?!" she whisper-yelled. Piper was a giggling mess.
"Relax, just do it with me and they will think that we're actually doing it." Piper smiled her award winning smile and Annabeth swore that her eyes were in the shape of actual hearts now and smoke was coming out of her ears like in the cartoons.
So Piper and Annabeth were, what the cool kids call, 'two bros, chilling in a cabin five feet apart because they're not gay'. Except that one of them was. And that one gay was so horny that she would either kill herself, run away, or kill Percy. The song was quickly turned off and they could hear Leo and Frank crying getting fainter by the second. Piper was a laughing mess on Percy's bed.
Percy is going to die for this
back in the chat
FireB0i: MY EARS
FireB0i: MY PRECIOUS EARS
SupermanReject: what happened?
EveryonesSideHoe: THEY DID IT
Seaweedbrain: oh it
Seaweedbrain: WAIT IT
FireB0i: I T
Seaweedbrain: HOLY PHUCK
Seaweedbrain: I KNEW THEY WERE GAY BUT IT
Seaweedbrain: I T
plz leave comments on what I should write about next or else this thing is gonna turn to shit :) also look at who I added :))))))))
dont hurt me
Chapter 5: not an update
so idk what to post anymore
im also busy writing another texting fic (that u should read it is loved by the public)
so comment what you want me to add and i'll probably do it when I feel like it
Chapter 6: announcement
sorry guys, but i just dont know what to post anymore. honestly i just made this fanfic so i could try to get back in the fandom, but i just cant.
THE MARVEL FANDOM IS TOO STRONG
and i also have so many other fanfic ideas that i wanna use for the marvel fics im making.
i hope you guys can understand