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"I just wanted some chicken, is that to much to ask?"

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Jin has created  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Jin has added Golden Kookie

Jin has added Hoebi

Jin  has changed his name to SAVE ME!

SAVE ME! : HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHAYB TO DO

Golden Kookie : Hey hobi hyung, how have you been?

Hoebi : Kooooookie! I've been pretty good I aced my test

Golden Kookie : Wow congrats on the test, btw what's up with your name?

SAVE ME! : ARE YSLL JUST GONNA IGNORE ME!? I RAISED YOU ON MY BACK YOU FICKWRS

Hoebi : It's what I am Kookie, a hoe and I'm bi

Golden Kookie : Ohhhhhh, that makes sense now

SAVE ME! : Now I'm sad ):

Golden Kookie : We're just messing hyung, what do you need?

Hoebi : dang it I wanted to ignore him some more

SAVE ME! : I know where you live you fucker

Hoebi : I'd be sad if you didn't roommate!

Golden Kookie : So your problem?

SAVE ME! : OH RIGHT I SAW AN ANGEL TODAY ANF I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO JITH MYSLEF SO I DID SOMETHING STUPID ANF STARED AT HIM AND THEN HE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT ME AND WAVED AND MY STUPIF ASS YELLED OUT "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND I'M NOT WORTHY" AND YHRN I RAN OUT THE DOOR

Hoebi : Lol that's hilarious, where was this at and how did I miss this

SAVE ME! : In the library.....

Golden Kookie : Hyung noooooooooo 

SAVE ME! : So that is why I'm hiding in a bush while an angry librarian is walking around trying to find the person who screamed in the library....

Golden Kookie : How were you not caught?

Hoebi : Lol yeah you stand out a lot Mr. Worldwide Handsome and Mr. Broad Shoulders

SAVE ME!  has changed their name to  KingJin

KingJin : It's freezing outside so I had a scarf around my face and a beanie on

Golden Kookie : So let me get this straight

Hoebi : You're not straight Kookie

Golden Kookie : You went to the library and saw an angel, you dumbly stared at him instead of going to talk to him, when he finally noticed and started to stare back and he waved, your dumb ass screamed in a library and ran out after you did because of embarrassment? Wow I can feel the world quaking, the day has come where Mr. Worldwide Handsome isn't confident to talk to another guy

KingJin : I can easily talk to peasants Jungkookie but how am I supposed to do that to an angel? He was beautiful

Hoebi : I bet your dumb ass didn't get a name or a picture

KingJin : ......

Hoebi : Hyung no I was joking!

Golden Kookie : Hyuuuuuung why are you like this

KingJin : Look today isn't a good day okay ):

Golden Kookie : We are not about to do a whole Cinderella thing where we find your angel with a shoe

Hoebi : Knowing Jin he'll go around asking if anyone knows an angel

KingJin : Don't tempt me you toe sucker

Hoebi : THAT WAS ONR TIME! I HOPE YOUR ANGEL GOES BACK TO HEAVEN

KingJin : IT STILL HAPPENED AND DON'T BE MEAN I LOVE HIM

Hoebi : YOU JUST MET HIM! DON'T TRY PULLING A ROMEO ANF JULIET

KingJin : FUCK OFF HOBI I DO WHAT I WANT AND I WANNA DO HIM!

Golden Kookie : ...

Hoebi : ...

KingJin : ...

Golden Kookie : So, I'm forever scarred

KingJin : I'm not taking back my statement, I've already lost my dignity today so I have nothing else to lose

Hoebi : Can't lose what you never had

KingJin : Listen. Here. Bitch

Golden Kookie : I just want normal friends, is that to much to ask?

KingJin : Yes

Hoebi : Yes

Golden Kookie : Now I know what to ask for Christmas ):

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Joonie has started a chat with Yoongi

Joonie : Hyung?

Yoongi : What

Joonie : Some guy in the library came in and starred at me, he then screamed I was an angel? He ran out after that

Yoongi : Probably just that dude you're dating, Jonny?

Joonie : Ah no..... he broke up with me last week

Yoongi : All of a sudden I have a body to hide

Joonie : Hyuuuuung you can't be like this everytime a guy breaks up with me! Besides it only lasted a week.....

Yoongi : Namjoon don't think to much about it, I know you are right now so stop

Joonie : But there has to be something wrong with me! Why is it that everyone always breaks up with me? There has to be something wrong for them to always leave....

Yoongi : No Joon you are perfect, there is nothing wrong with you. The only thing wrong is them, they don't know how to love you because they've never come across perfection before. Don't let some idiots ruin how you see yourself

Joonie : Ah thanks Yoongi, I can always count on you to cheer me up!

Yoongi :  Always Joonie, so about the library guy?

Joonie : Oh yeah! So he screamed at me about being an angel and about not being worthy? The librarian was pissed! She ran outside trying to find him but she couldn't find him. I wanted to find him though, ask why he screamed that

Yoongi : Hmmmm, sounds like this guy has good eye sight. Alright I won't kill him

Joonie : YOONGI!

Yoongi : What? He screamed at you

Joonie : That is no reason to kill someone

Yoongi : It is if it's you

Joonie : no ):

Yoongi : Oh well :)