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the heathers/mean girls crossover texting fic no one asked for

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or.its.the.russians has added too-gay-to-functioncaddy-the-daddyactualangel, anxiety™, and golden-retriever to the chat.

 

or.its.the.russians  has named the chat "webkinz vs. neopets."

 

Saturday 2:23 pm

 

or.its.the.russians: hi id like to start off with gretchen wtf are you ok

 

anxiety™: :) yep

 

or.its.the.russians: okay im worried for you but mood

 

too-gay-to-function: Lmao same

 

or.its.the.russians: id like to continue with caddy wtf

 

caddy-the-daddy: yes?

 

too-gay-to-function: janis, darling, you taught her that word youve brought this on yourself.

 

or.its.the.russians: who even r u the daddy to

 

caddy-the-daddy: ;)

 

caddy-the-daddy: jk no one yet lmao

 

or.its.the.russians: bITCH I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK GSAHGGAFFSDFHDHJAK

 

actualangel: Oh please Janis you know Cady would tell e v e r y o n e if she had a crush on somebody. I mean she would not shut up about Aaron.

 

or.its.the.russians: and then he turned out to be gay lol

 

too-gay-to-function: im with aaron rn and he said regina turned him gay jashgdhaf

 

too-gay-to-function has added father-of-gays to the chat.

 

caddy-the-daddy: bitch im the father of the gays

 

or.its.the.russians: tag urself im caddy calling aaron bitch

 

actualangel: Tag yourself im h u R T!?

 

father-of-gays: Sorry Regina!

 

too-gay-to-function: hes not sorry lmao

 

actualangel: :'(

 

actualangel: Well you turned me gay too soooooooo

 

or.its.the.russians: bitch you were already gay you just used aaron too make you look straight™

 

actualangel: And Aaron used me to make him look straight™

 

father-of-gays: Lol truth

 

golden-retriever: Guys why is my name golden retriever? I'm not a dog?

 

caddy-the-daddy: karen sweaty were calling you pure

 

golden-retriever: What does that mean?

 

caddy-the-daddy: unicorn emoji, tent emoji, strawberry emoji

 

golden-retriever: mushroom emoji!! rose emoji!

 

too-gay-to-function: what did she say?

 

caddy-the-daddy: she said "aww!! youre so sweet!"

 

or.its.the.russians: how the frick did you know that

 

actualangel: I've known Karen for six years and I don't even know what she's saying???

 

or.its.the.russians: fake friend

 

actualangel: ...

 

or.its.the.russians: shit gina u know i didnt mean it

 

maybe.its.the.russians: gina it was a joke

 

caddy-the-daddy: ruh roh

 

or.its.the.russians: regina?

 

anxiety™: oh my GOSH janis

 

or.its.the.russians: fuck it im coming over crap

 

caddy-the-daddy: good hecking job janis

 

anxiety™: no cursing on My GOoD cHrIStiAN SeRvER

 

caddy-the-daddy: oops sorry

 

too-gay-to-function: whipped

 

father-of-gays: Whipped

 

actualangel: No Janis oh my word I'm fine! I had to eat dinner with my family!

 

actualangel: Also whipped.

 

golden-retriever: Guys??? Is Cady hurt????????? Clown face emoji?!

 

anxiety™: karen cayds fine theyre just saying shes rainbow flag emoji

 

golden-retriever: Oh! Smiley emoji! Rainbow flag emoji!

 

anxiety™: yes dear pure karen

 

caddy-the-daddy: cayds

 

too-gay-to-function: cayds

 

actualangel: Cayds

 

father-of-gays: Cayds

 

anxiety™: bitches

 

caddy-the-daddy: WHOS CURSING NOW!?!!??!?!?!

 

actualangel: Lmao

 

actualangel: Guys Janis got here and she's pissed at me lol

 

too-gay-to-function: just hug her shell calm down

 

too-gay-to-function: doesnt work when i do it

 

caddy-the-daddy: used to work when i did

 

too-gay-to-function: lol yeah thats how we found out bc caddy doesnt know what personal space is

 

or.its.the.russians: screw you all

 

too-gay-to-function: and did it work?

 

or.its.the.russians: ...

 

or.its.the.russians: yes

 

caddy-the-daddy: whipped

 

or.its.the.russians: shut

 

caddy-the-daddy has changed or.its.the.russians's name to whipped

 

whipped has changed caddy-the-daddy's name to whippedx2

 

whippedx2: h u r T

 

whipped: lmao k

 

actualangel: Janis couldn't care less rn.

 

too-gay-to-function: wtf did i miss

 

anxiety™: lmao a lot apparently

 

anxiety™: also @whipped what is this name 

 

whipped: oh yes

 

whipped: well you see

 

whipped: my cousin her friends and i had a debate on neopets and webkinz and which ones better and so i wanted to ask you guys

 

actualangel: "debate"

 

whipped: yes??

 

actualangel: Janis, honey, you argue

 

actualangel: You do not debate.

 

whipped: agsgdhjgfhjafh

 

useless lesbians

 

Saturday 5:19 pm

 

whipped: FUCKIN

 

whipped: SHE CALLED ME HONEY

 

v-sawyer: biTCH WHAT

 

whipped: wait hold on

 

whipped  has added anxiety™golden-retriever, and whippedx2 to the chat.

 

whipped: WELCOME BITCHES SCROLL UP

 

whippedx2: wth bitch im bi

 

golden-retriever: Half moon emoji!

 

whippedx2: (she said me too janis)

 

anxiety™: i ship it

 

h-macarena: Ship what? What do we ship? I'm ready?!

 

anxiety™: karen (golden-retriever) and cady (whippedx2)

 

h-macarena: Bitch I ship it too the fuck.

 

v-sawyer: asjfhgfhsg

 

v-sawyer: did the great????? heather mcnamara???????? just curse????????????

 

anxiety™: in my GOOD CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

 

v-sawyer: BITCH YES

 

h-macarena: New ship! Ronnie and anxiety™!

 

anxiety™: my name is gretchen lol

 

h-macarena: That's a very unique name! I like it!

 

anxiety™: thanks i got it for my birthday

 

v-sawyer: bitcH I SPIT OUT MY FRICKIN POP

 

anxiety™: pop? lmao we call it soda

 

whipped: they from ohio

 

anxiety™: worst state -2/10

 

v-sawyer: bitch whAT THE FUCK???!!!

 

anxiety™: WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?

 

v-sawyer: ayyyy she got it

 

anxiety™: better state 3/10

 

v-sawyer: ill take it

 

v-sawyer: anyway @whipped BITCH SHE CALLED YOU WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!

 

whipped: oh yeah

 

whipped: reginacallingmeapetnameforthefirsttimeinyears.jpg

 

v-sawyer: omg

 

anxiety™: omg

 

whippedx2: omg

 

h-macarena: omg

 

golden-retriever: Smiley emoji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has she told you yet?!

 

whipped: told me what?

 

golden-retriever  has left the chat.

 

whippedx2: sigh ill go talk to her