The Black Death is Stronger than Jet
By Milady Eysabelle Perfume Holmes
It was the Middle Ages. It was on the Spaceship Buboes. There were three cowboys and a kid and a dog. People know it now through legend forever more as…
Jet got the plague first. It was from Ein. Ein had fleas, cos Ein a dog, right?
Jet: Oh dear God God in heaven what is the matter with me? I feel sick and this thing on the side of my neck like a pool ball under my skin except pool not invented yet?
Ed: It is thee Black Deathe! Yoiks! Eye shall run now from it!
Faye: Mother Mary! To the convent goeth I!
Spike: Forsooth, mofo, I outta here now! Oh hey there Vicious. Go kiss Jet.
Ein: Barke! Th' herald angels sing!
And so Jet he died from the Black Death all alone and nobody cared.