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Summary: What if the Gladers could text? Oh dear...This'll be...interesting.
5:52 PM
BrokeAllTheRules: [created a chat] Hey Guys...so...what is this thing?
Glade Mom: [5:53 PM: joined chat] This? I think if this phone thingy is right it’s called texting. Interesting word
SassKing: [5:53 PM: joined chat] Whee! I like pressing all these little buttons and watching them make words!
Glade Mom: ... Minho, that’s called a keyboard.
SassKing: Yeah Yeah. Whatever.
BrokeAllTheRules: Who chose my username...?
SassKing: given you’re called out on breaking the rules, I’m gonna say probably Newt or Gally
Glade Mom: Don't look at me! I didn’t choose your bloody username!
BrokeAllTheRules: Gally then. Where IS the guy anyway? Wait no...I don’t wanna summon him
Eyebrows: [5:57 PM: joined chat] What did I miss?
Eyebrows: ... Wow, Thomas. Thanks
SassKing: Good job, Thomas. You jinxed us.
BrokeAllTheRules: I didn’t MEAN to!
Chuckles: [5:58 PM: joined chat] Hello...?
BrokeAllTheRules: Okay, Chuck's here. Everything's better now.
Chuckles: Why is my username Chuckles?
SassKing: Guess Gally thought it was appropriate
Eyebrows: I didn’t choose the usernames!
SassKing: ...
Eyebrows: I can see you staring at me, Minho. Quit it. Aren’t you suppose to be running off somewhere in the shuck Maze?
SassKing: Uh...it’s nighttime, Gally. No
Eyebrows: Geez...we'd be rid of a lot of trouble if you were out there right now
SassKing: Why? 'Cause I'd be eaten by a greiver..."
SassKing: Oops. Griver
SassKing: NO! Greyver
SassKing: FOR SHUCKS SAKE WHY CAN'T I SPELL THIS?!?
BrokeAllTheRules: Griever, Minho. Griever. Also, you’ve never had to actually spell it before, so cut yourself some slack
SassKing: [6:01 PM: left chat]
BrokeAllTheRules: Minho? Are you okay?"
Glade Mom: I think he left, Tommy
BrokeAllTheRules: What makes you say that?
Glade Mom: That the text a minute ago says so.
BrokeAllTheRules: ... Ok then
Glade Mom: I'll go calm him down
BrokeAllTheRules: Ok thanks
Glade Mom: [6:04 PM: left chat]
Eyebrows: Well...no point staying around in a chat with you two losers. Cya
Eyebrows: [6:04 PM: left chat]
Chuckles: So Thomas! How are ya? :D
BrokeAllTheRules: Not now, Chuck. Talk later, I have some stuff to take care of
Chuckles: Then why're you on your phone?
BrokeAllTheRules: I dunno. I found texting and it was cool
Chuckles: But then why didn’t you do stuff earlier that you now have to take care of? - -
BrokeAllTheRules: ...you ask a lot of questions. Talk to you later, or what do they use in text talk, TTYL.
BrokeAllTheRules: [6:06 PM: left chat]
Chuckles: ...guess that’s it then
Chuckles: [6:07 PM: left chat]