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Fook: JODIE SHITTERS JODIE SHITTERS JODIE SHITTERS
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VizzyT: doctor whom the FUCK is jodie shitters

Fook: me binch

Fook: i am the real jodie shitters

VizzyT: my doctor would never have done this.

Fook: then perish

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notacatfurry: blease

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ScienceQueen: you are in fact a cat furry and i have proof

notacatfurry: INCORRECT

CeleryFucker420 has joined the chat

CeleryFucker420: What’s going on here?

ScienceQueen: future you is a cat furry

notacatfurry: WOULD YOU READ MY FUCKING USERNAM IM NOT A CAT FURRY

ScienceQueen: consider this: both you and the master are cat furries, i am the only pure one

notacatfurry: FALSE, MASTER ONLY CAT FURRY HERE

notacatfurry: AND SINCE WHEN WERE YOU “””PURE”””

ScienceQueen: since always, bitch

EthMatser: hEY WHO THE FUCK SAID I WAS A FURRY I’LL KILL YOU

ScienceQueen: bitch please

notacatfurry: YOURE A FURRY ITS OKAY JUST ADMIT IT

notacatfurry: IVE HEARD ABOUT CHEETAHS YOU ASSHOLE

CeleryFucker420: Somehow, secretly, I always knew I’d become a furry.

notacatfurry: IM NOT A FURRY OH MY GOD

EthMatser: consider: rani is a furry but for lizards
EthMatser: a scalie, if you will
ScienceQueen: FUCK YOU

notacatfurry: yes

EthMatser: you wish sweaty

notacatfurry: this is very true

ScienceQueen: I WILL MURDER YOU BOTH AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT

VizzyT: Valid, lizards are sexy

notacatfurry: WAIT WHAT

notacatfurry: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

VizzyT: lizards are sexy?? you can’t deny it. you just can’t

notacatfurry: GAYS JUMP ON THAT TURLOUGHS A SCALIE LEAVE ME ALONE IM NOT THE FURRY HE IS

EthMatser: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

CeleryFucker420: Turlough, I’m disappoined but not surprised

VizzyT: Master, dude, what the FUCK

EthMatser: i-

EthMatser: i don’t know anymore

EthMatser: what have i become

ScienceQueen: a little bitch

sixisacatfurry has joined the chat

sixisacatfurry: WHAT IS LOVE

sixisacatfurry: BABY DONT HURT ME

EthMatser: who is slandering my boyfriend

EthMatser: i mean

EthMatser: my mortal enemy who i hate

sixisacatfurry: peri

sixisacatfurry: hewwo

notacatfurry: since when did you have an account

CeleryFucker420: RIP LMAOOOO

VizzyT: whom is this

VizzyT: I KNEW IT GAYS. I KNEW IT oh hey peri

ScienceQueen: oh is that the bitchy american one?

EthMatser: yeah that’s the one

sixisacatfurry: hewwo scalie

VizzyT: Have you ever regretted saying a sentence

sixisacatfurry: rude

CeleryFucker420: hey don’t be mean to her she’s god

sixisacatfurry: dabs

EthMatser: i wish i murdered you

sixisacatfurry: you wish you murdered a lot of people

VizzyT: I’m going to fuckin. jump through my computer screen and fight you physically . “Matser”

notacatfurry: ur gonna fuck a lizard???

VizzyT: WHAT NO

VizzyT: THE MASTER IS  N O T A LIZARD FUCK YOU how dare you imply that I’m a scalie

EthMatser: aww thanks for defending me, you get to live this time

notacatfurry: yeah no theyre a furry cat

EthMatser: DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW YOU OFF A RADIO TOWER AGAIN
EthMatser: BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET THROWN OFF A RADIO TOWER

VizzyT: Bold of you to assume I care about anything

sixisacatfurry: ooof lovers fight

sixisacatfurry: someone get popcorn

ScienceQueen: welcome to my life, human

sixisacatfurry: rip

EthMatser: bitch please you fight with us so often that i have been asked if you’re my bitchy ex wife before

ScienceQueen: who the fuck asked???

EthMatser: way too many people

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VizzyT: You killed him

VizzyT: you fucking killed him how dare you

EthMatser: you act like that’s a new thing for me

notacatfurry: press f to pay respects

sixisacatfurry: f

VizzyT: F

EthMatser: ...f

ScienceQueen: ……………f

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CeleryFucker420: i just shut off my computer to go eat some fucking celery I’m not dead jesus christ

sixisacatfurry: shit everyone redact their fs for respect

EthMatser: redacted

ScienceQueen: i redacted it the minute i sent it

sixisacatfurry: valid

VizzyT: [redacted] ;)

CeleryFucker420: please do not use that emoticon it scares me

EthMatser: ;)

ScienceQueen: your username is stupid you should change it

EthMatser has changed their username to UshasSucks

CeleryFucker420: D E S T R O Y E D

ScienceQueen: okay first of all fuck you

ScienceQueen: second of all FUCK YOU

notacatfurry: rip

UshasSucks: you wish you could

ScienceQueen: in your dreams

UshasSucks: or in yours ;))))))

ScienceQueen: i’m blocking you

VizzyT: Oh get a room already

UshasSucks: you and the doctor first

VizzyT: i— i — how dare you imply that we’re--

VizzyT: just how dare you.

UshasSucks: it’s obvious

ScienceQueen: pot, meet kettle.

sixisacatfurry: turlough u lost, its ok

CeleryFucker420: But???? Turlough we are?

VizzyT: SHUT UP

VizzyT: BOTH OF YOU

UshasSucks: I CALLED IT

UshasSucks: i fucking CALLED IT

notacatfurry: BETRAYAL

notacatfurry: LOSS.PNG

ScienceQueen: loss.png????

UshasSucks: go look it up

ScienceQueen: what the actual fuck humans

VizzyT: Brb going to jump off a cliff!

UshasSucks: insert bbc music here

notacatfurry: :)

VizzyT: I regret joining this chat so much
UshasSucks: this is so sad alexa play free falling

ScienceQueen: STOP STEALING MY JOKES KOSCHEI

VizzyT: What the fuck

sixisacatfurry: worm