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STOP GIVING ME YOUR AUTOMAIL ARM WHENEVER I ASK YOU TO LEND A HAND!

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<jean is forever alone>

willsuccdiccforagoodgrade: FULLMETAL

EMOtional: afnkekhhkh

EMOtional: your face was priceless

gearhead: what did he do

willsuccdiccforagoodgrade: HE THREW HIS FUCKING ARM AT ME WHILE SCREAMING THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET

yeet: iconic

yeet:  we stan a legend

EMOtional: nothing can ever top this

EMOtional: i have reached my final form

EMOtional: its all downhill from here

gearhead: ED

gearhead: I SWEAR TO GOD YOURE TRYING TO BREAK YOUR ARM

mustprotecc: winry u have to admit its a lil funny \(◦'⌣'◦)/

smolbean: ALPHONSE \(^o^)/\(^o^)/\(^o^)/

smolbean: HOWS YOUR DAY BEEN? ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

mustprotecc: its been real good ヽ(^o^)ノ

mustprotecc: mrs curtis nearly killed one of the other students tho (-_-;)

mustprotecc: hows your day been \(◦'⌣'◦)/ i miss you

smolbean: its absolutely perfect now that youre in it (*´▽`*)

gearhead: this whole exchange makes me soft

yeet: uwu

EMOtional: psshhhh

EMOtional: mei is a snake

<EMOtional changed smolbean’s name to snake>

snake: (ง'̀ -' ́)ง

snake: the only snake is you deceiving people by pretending to be some handsome prince when really youre just a pipsqueak

EMOtional: WHO YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE HAD TO GET A PIGGYBACK FROM LING JUST TO SEE DURING A FOB CONCERT?!?!?!?

willsuccdiccforagoodgrade: the unis prodigy people

EMOtional: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

gearhead: if you drank your milk you wouldnt have this problem

greedybastard: god had to give him some kind of flaw

sapnupuas: were the missing limbs not enough

EMOtional: at least i can still get a date with these looks jean

sapnupuas: i feel attacked

willsuccdiccforagoodgrade: at least hes not a virgin tho

<EMOtional has left jean is forever alone>

issabird: That was too far.

willsuccdiccforagoodgrade: shit

willsuccdiccforagoodgrade: i didnt realise it was true

willsuccdiccforagoodgrade: it was just a joke

issabird: Joke or not, you need to apologise.

willsuccdiccforagoodgrade: i know

mustprotecc: roy? x

mustprotecc: (ಠ ∩ಠ)

willsuccdiccforagoodgrade: im going

gearhead: you better or else i will hammer your dick to a wall so that no woman will ever even consider getting with you again

yeet: is it bad that im slightly turned on rn

daddykink: no

daddykink: i was turned on too