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Nick-
Hicks is on leave. Didn't say where.
-Elsie

Mendel-
Your parts shipment came in.
-Nick

Elsie-
One of your paleontologist colleagues called. Something about a park?
-Mendel

Nick-
Borrowed a few of your worms to go fishing.
-Randy

Nick-
Had to take Randy to the hospital. Radioactive food poisoning.
-Elsie

Monique-
Your package is in. And it's ticking.
-Nick

Nick-
You-know-who called from you-know-where about you-know-what. You know?
-Randy

Giant shark attacking Miami.

Mendel-
Your mom called. I told her you had malaria.
-Randy

Mendel-
Called your mother back. Assured her you're fine. BTW, did you find Monique's stun grenade?
-Nick

Nick-
Make sure you punch in the right code. Frenchie updated our security systems.
-Elsie

Nick-
Off to pry part of NIGEL off Godzilla's back molar.
-Mendel
P.S.: If you hear a scream, please hurry!

Elsie-
The rental car place says they're empty. Could you talk to them?
-Nick

Nick-
Sorry, they've got a court order this time.
-Elsie

New buoys are in.

Jefe-
The fishing company's screaming again. You want to talk to them?
-Randy

Randy-
After I finish picking off the net weights. Looks like he decided to floss.
-Nick

Giant shark attacking Miami. Again.

Nick-
Got the court date with the city shoved to Tuesday. Don't chase anything until then!
-Hicks

Randy-
Don't open the sample microwave. I don't know what Elsie has in there, but as of a few minutes ago, it was still twitching.
-Nick

Nick-
Monique booby-trapped my White House pen!
-Randy

Elsie-
Nick's got my pen in quarantine!
-Randy

Randy-
Please don't try out your French on the insurance agents. Some of them actually are insurance agents, and they have no idea what you're talking about.
-Nick

Elsie-
The back gate is officially reporter-proof!
-Randy

Randy-
No. It is not.
-Monique

Elsie-
Out to bail out Monique. Third camera this month. Chili for dinner?
-Nick