Chapter 1: First Day: Morning
demyxitup added imzexyandiknowit, soratheexplorer, pimp_daddy, chokemedaddy, mansex, getxiggywithit, spearmedaddy, science_vixen, rock_hard, pup_pup_wolf, fire_crotch, rollmedaddy, flower_power, PMSpersonified, roxass, blankmedaddy, iTERRAthisfamilyapart, aqualad, ventits, and vaKNEEtas to the group Save Me From This Nightmare!
demyxitup has made imzexyandiknowit an admin
iTERRAthisfamilyapart: why am i a part of this group?
demyxitup: because you're family to sora
chokemedaddy: and me
pimp_daddy: you must suffer with us
aqualad: please, can you not be dramatic for one day?
pimp_daddy: no, it's impossible
ventits: OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY, MY POOR BABIES! YOU CAN DO THIS, I BELIEVE IN YOU
vaKNEEtas: hey, sora
vaKNEEtas: tell my old teachers they can go fuck themselves and i'm glad i graduated
soratheexplorer: i thought you dropped out?
vaKNEEtas: that was a rumor
ventits: he graduated top of the class
vaKNEEtas: to spite the teachers
aqualad: i was so proud of you :3
iTERRAthisfamilyapart: and this is why i say spite is a perfectly acceptable answer to "why do you do this?"
imzexyandiknowit: I have physics with Aeleus, which is good
imzexyandiknowit: Not so good, I have chem with Even
imzexyandiknowit: On the plus side, you ARE the most competent chem teacher
science_vixen: The others are complete idiots who have no idea what they're doing
rock_hard: It helps that you're an actual doctor of chemistry
vaKNEEtas: then why are you teaching high school?
science_vixen: If you're teaching chemistry in college, there's no hope
science_vixen: Also, I only teach AP Chemistry, so the students are actually competent
imzexyandiknowit: He also secretly likes kids
getxiggywithit: Who do you have for gym?
imzexyandiknowit: Dilan. I'm not sure if that's good or bad
spearmedaddy: For you, good. For anyone else, bad
getxiggywithit: He's usually the hardass
demyxitup: ZO, WE'RE IN OPPOSITE CLASSES, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IN DODGEBALL
pimp_daddy: zo, we're in PE together!
imzexyandiknowit: At least I have someone I can bitch with while I'm getting my ass handed to me by Dilan
spearmedaddy: Like I said, I'll go easy on you
getxiggywithit: Only because you live with him and he'll never hear the end of it from Even
PMSpersonified: i can't believe i have one more year at this shitty school
PMSpersonified: you shut your whore mouth
roxass: you think you're bad? I'M A SOPHOMORE
vaKNEEtas: IF I COULD DO IT, SO CAN YOU, STFU
rollmedaddy: will i see anyone in algebra?
chokemedaddy: are you gonna teach us to count cards?
rollmedaddy: what kind of teacher would i be if i didn't?
chokemedaddy: i'll see you third period
pimp_daddy: alright, current students, we need to get together and compare schedules. we need to make sure we have SOMETHING with each other or die
soratheexplorer: bet. let's meet up early
pimp_daddy: don't miss breakfast
soratheexplorer: CRAP, MOM'S CALLING
terrablepun added dab_ears, da_bears, treasure_hunter, stolen_treasure, ramblin_gamblin_dude, shadow_relm, and hall_ninja to First Day Everyone!
terrablepun: Anyone excited?
dab_ears: Haha, you're funny
terrablepun: Yeah, me neither :'3
da_bears: We're gonna die
treasure_hunter: i fucking hate that you and edgar have ALMOST IDENTICLE NAMES
dab_ears: Just like us ;)
treasure_hunter: which is which?
dab_ears: >:O I'M OFFENDED COLE
treasure_hunter: so that's edgar then
stolen_treasure: You two really are something else
dab_ears: WE'RE TWINS
da_bears: JOINED AT THE HIP
terrablepun: Dramatic. The word you're looking for is dramatic
ramblin_gamblin_dude: didn't you two live in different homes until freshman year?
dab_ears: We don't talk about that
shadow_relm: can we not talk about school?
hall_shadow: You're going to class
shadow_relm: I KNOW DAD
terrablepun: IT'S RELM'S LAST FIRST DAY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL!
da_bears: CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
dab_ears: I'LL BUY YOU ICE CREAM AFTER SCHOOL'S OUT!
hall_shadow: ABSOLUTELY NOT
stolen_treasure: Come on, Clyde, it's just one day
shadow_relm: YAY! I LOVE YOU DAD!
terrablepun: We'll see you soon Clyde!
young_wizard added cashmere_sweater and rusty_nailbender to I have a question...
cashmere_sweater: rusty, why is your username just your name?
rusty_nailbender: my name is already a username
cashmere_sweater: what is your question, young wizard?
young_wizard: Why do people keep asking about my hood? I've always worn it, so why do people who know the answer keep asking?
rusty_nailbender: because they're assholes, my friend. ASSHOLES
young_wizard: Also, the next person who asks why I'm taking sewing classes wiLL GET KNITTING NEEDLES UP THEIR ASS
cashmere_sweater: shhh, don't listen to them. just enjoy your last year of high school
getinmyvaan added peneloforyourthoughts, ashe_ketchum, theleadingman, killerbuns, cagedbird, allinvayne, swordandshield, tomatohead, and littlebirdie to Why is it so hot?
getinmyvaan: so...who's the new blondie guy?
peneloforyourthoughts: he's kinda hot
theleadingman: He looks strangely familiar
killerbuns: I can almost name him...
cagedbird: Well, I'm sure we'll find out soon, won't we?
space_dad added samurai, sharpshooter, pidgeon, kissthecook, alluring_princess mathematics, and coran_coran_thegorgeousman to Happy first day!
samurai: shiro, i stg, i hate you
mathematics: DON'T TALK TO YOUR BIG BRO LIKE THAT. YOU'LL MAKE HIM CRY
alluring_princess: You made him cry :(
samurai: have you considered: i don't care?
kissthecook: I think you just need a nice warm breakfast
samurai: i will cut the next person that talks to me
space_dad: cranky as always. i guess i WON'T drive you to school
samurai: cool, i'll just skip
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: YOU CAN'T SKIP YOUR FIRST DAY
space_dad: alright, as punishment, i'll drag you out of your room by your feet and make you suffer
space_dad: i'll play The CD
samurai: ...you're bluffing
space_dad: am i tho?
samurai: *long suffering sigh* fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
sharpshooter: what cd?
samurai: we do NOT speak of it
space_dad: justin bieber
samurai: you're joking
red_hot_daddy added niagra_falls, cold_shoulder, stone_cold, air_head, and caveman to Suffering
red_hot_daddy: why is everyone at this school so fucking weird?
cold_shoulder: I don't know, red hot mama, why /IS/ everyone at this school weird
red_hot_daddy: i stg kopaka, i will punch you
cold_shoulder: I don't know what you're talking about
niagra_falls: Who't the new blonde guy?
stone_cold: why is your name niagra falls?
niagra_falls: Because I'm always wet
caveman: *long sigh*
niagra_falls: Can someone answer my question?
red_hot_daddy: WE DON'T KNOW
niagra_falls: DON'T YELL AT ME ASSHOLE
cold_shoulder: Today's gonna be a great day
Chapter 2: First Day
samurai changed the chat name Happy first day! to HOLY SHIT
sharpshooter: what's with the overreaction?
samurai: so, remember the blonde guy we were talking about earlier today?
sharpshooter: the one everyone's talking about?
samurai: YES, HIM
kissthecook: Yes, what about him?
samurai: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO IT IS
sharpshooter: you found out?
samurai: Y E S
pidgeon: stop being dramatic and tell us already
space_dad: Wait, what's going on?
alluring_princess: There's a new student at our school that everyone keeps talking about because, oddly, we don't get many new students
samurai: EXCEPT THAT HE'S NOT NEW
pidgeon: what do you mean he's not new? we've never seen him before
samurai: EXCEPT W E H A V E
sharpshooter: WHO IS IT?
samurai: IT'S V I N C E N T V A L E N T I N E
alluring_princess: N O
samurai: Y E S ! i had physics with him and the teacher was looking for him because all the teachers know everyone apparently, and when she didn't see him she called out his name and BLONDIE ANSWERED
sharpshooter: he's gotta be playing a prank
pidgeon: when has vincent valentine ever played a prank?
samurai: not only is he a natural blonde, he has green eyes, is fairly tan, and is like, a long lost cousin of C L O U D S T R I F E
alluring_princess: But he's always had red eyes and black hair?
samurai: apparently he started wearing colored contacts and dying his hair young
kissthecook: What kind of parent would let that happen?
red_hot_daddy changed the chat name Suffering to ho boy
cold_shoulder: You are a ho boy
red_hot_daddy: are you going to make comments like that all the time?
red_hot_daddy: alright, snape
cold_shoulder: DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT CREEP
niagra_falls: So what news do you have, Tahu?
red_hot_daddy: i know who the mystery blonde is
airhead: OOH, WHO IS IT?
red_hot_daddy: it's vincent valentine
caveman: really? i never would have guessed
cold_shoulder: It seems like a dramatic change for him
niagra_falls: Hasn't he always had black hair?
cold_shoulder: And red eyes
red_hot_daddy: WELL, i decided to ask him. apparently his mom made him dye his hair and wear colored contacts for whatever reason. even he doesn't know. so he decided over summer that he didn't want to do it anymore, he wanted to be "au natural" and she kicked him out? it was weird, but yeah
red_hot_daddy: he also said he learned he's cloud's cousin
airhead: this has been such a roller coaster and it's only lasted the span of a few messages
cold_shoulder: You know he's going to be the topic of the school's FB page now
caveman: does anyone actually look at that?
cold_shoulder: Everyone looks at it, you're just the odd man out
airhead: but no one has ever admitted to reading it
niagra_falls: It's a guilty pleasure run by a bunch of students that know it's a guilty pleasure
airhead: /i/ don't read it
stone_cold: why you lyin? we were reading it just this morning
airhead: don't expose me like this
niagra_falls: Gonna be honest, I thought you were in the committee running it
red_hot_daddy: has the administration found the people that do?
cold_shoulder: They never will
stone_cold: why not?
cold_shoulder: 1. They're incompetent
cold_shoulder: 2. I'm running it. They'll never find me
stone_cold: 1. oh shit you right 2. that's a lie and you know it
cold_shoulder: Is it, though?
cold_shoulder: Are you sure?
emo_vampire added cloudywithachanceofmeatballs, beeewbs, flower_girl, talktoasquall, and gimmesometea to the chat why is everyone so interested in me?
emo_vampire: Also, does anyone know how to change usernames?
cloudywithachanceofmeatballs: you have to make a new account basically
cloudywithachanceofmeatballs: i mean, you CAN email the company and ask to have it changed, but it takes so long and you have to do all this work and shit
emo_vampire: Anyway, can anyone explain to me why everyone is so interested in me today?
beeewbs: can i take this one?
gimmesometea: go ahead girlie
beeewbs: so, no one else knows about you being a natural blonde or having natural green eyes. they know you as 'emo vampire', so you coming to school with blonde hair and green eyes is a shock to everyone
cloudywithachanceofmeatballs: they also didn't witness the gradual change from black hair to blonde
emo_vampire: That was the most awful several months of my life. My hair is so crunchy now
talktoasquall: that's what happens when you bleach it. you could've just let it grow out
emo_vampire: Have you ever seen a natural blonde's roots grow out from black dyed hair? It's weird, I didn't want to deal with that
talktoasquall: you know what!?
flower_girl: don't let them get to you, vincent. i think you're much better off this way
emo_vampire: It's definitely strange seeing myself without all the gimicky crap now
cloudywithachanceofmeatballs: it's still strange seeing you in my room every morning
emo_vampire: You're the one that offered to let me move in with you!
cloudywithachanceofmeatballs: I COULDN'T JUST LET YOU LIVE ON THE STREETS? I'M NOT A TERRIBLE PERSON? I JUST LEARNED YOU'RE FAMILY AND WANTED TO HELP YOU RECOVER?
emo_vampire: So the alternative was you stepping on me?
cloudywithachanceofmeatballs: ok, first of all, that was one time, after you moved in. SECOND, i didn't force you to sleep in my room, you made that choice yourself. I TOLD YOU I COULD CLEAN A ROOM FOR YOU, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gimmesometea: alright kids, bell's about to ring, get yer lazy asses to class
fangs4reading added 50shadesofvanilla, lightningstrike, insertstrippernamehere, pr1ntz355_53rrrrr@qtwzh, snowpatrol, and bus_driver to the chat Let's talk gossip
fangs4reading: ok, so who knew emo boy isn't emo anymore?
insertstrippernamehere: You're going to need to be more specific on WHICH emo boy
fangs4reading: the only one that ain't emo anymore
lightningstrike: Vincent? Yeah, he stopped wearing his contacts and started bleaching his hair like...right after last year ended
50shadesofvanilla: and you didn't think to tell us?
pr1ntz355_53rrrrr@qtwzh: I mean, we didn't think it was a big deal
bus_driver: Um, Serah, what's going on with your username?
pr1ntz355_53rrrrr@qtwzh: It's pronounced Princess Serah
lightningstrike: DON'T ASK
pr1ntz355_53rrrrr@qtwzh: I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, SAZH
bus_driver: Should I be afraid?
pr1ntz355_53rrrrr@qtwzh: You see, a few years ago, there were several girls at the school running around calling themselves "Princess Sarah" and all their usernames were variants of the name. I, on the other hand, wasn't delusional. HOWEVER, I did rather enjoy irritating some people, so I created my name and told everyone it was pronounced Princess Serah. They were NOT happy, but I was XD
lightningstrike: She used to actually love getting in trouble
fangs4reading: that is legendary
50shadesofvanilla: much less sad than your username
snowpatrol: i meant to ask, fang...
fangs4reading: remember that really bad harry potter fanfic?
snowpatrol: ...which one?
fangs4reading: HA! i love you so much
snowpatrol: thanks hon. who doesn't?
snowpatrol: HOPE, NOT YOU TOO
fangs4reading: ANYWAY, the one i'm referring to is my immortal
snowpatrol: N O
fangs4reading: yes! XD
lightningstrike: Sazh, why is your name...your name?
bus_driver: What, bus driver? Well, you see, apparently no one could bother to learn my name, so when they were trying to figure out how to contact me, they kept asking for the bus driver. I decided to make things easy
lightningstrike: But...why were they...trying to contact you?
bus_driver: \("/)/ I've been trying to figure that out myself. Usually they ask why I'm late, even if I'm not
fangs4reading: reason #69 why i will never have children
princess_sarah ---> forever_echo, forever_hot, azure_witch
princess_sarah: Everyone is freaking out about Vincent right now, so I vote we go out to eat
forever_echo: thank GOD someone has some sense in this school!
azure_witch: Am I the only one that /wasn't/ surprised by the Vincent reveal?
forever_hot: I mean, I expected he wasn't naturally black haired, and he /definitely/ doesn't have natural red eyes, but i thought maybe he was brunette? With brown eyes? \("/)/
forever_echo: Wol, I fucking hate your name
forever_hot: It's true tho ;)
azure_witch: You're just upset you're the only one in our group that ISN'T boning him
forever_echo: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Where are we going for lunch?
princess_sarah: I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED
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princess_sarah: As you can see, I went to the liberty of finding the best choices in our area. Now, we can start out by eliminating all of the restaurants that take a very long time to prepare and serve food
princess_sarah: Then we remove all restaurants that have long average wait times. That still leaves us a couple of sit-down restaurant options, which I personally think we should take advantage of so we can get out of school for a little while and NOT talk about Vincent Valentine
azure_witch: No arguments here
princess_sarah: If we remove all fast food restaurants, that leaves us with the options of the Chocobar, Eorzea Cafe, and 7th Heaven if we're taking into consideration food quality
forever_echo: I'm down for anything
azure_witch: Which one is cheapest?
azure_witch: That's my vote
princess_sarah: But you won't be paying
azure_witch: \("/)/ I happen to know several employees AND know they have the best wait and serving times, so if we don't want to be late, that's our best bet
forever_echo: Meia has never missed a single class
azure_witch: I'm on my way to valedictorian, sue me
forever_hot: Why don't I punish you in another way?
azure_witch: How about you feed me?
princess_sarah: I thought that was my job?
azure_witch: Not today >:D
forever_hot: I hate when you use that emote
redridinghood added ice_queen, pretty_kitty, yin-yang, Jauneofarc, achilles_heel, thora, and pink_lotus to the chat Welcome to Hell
redridinghood: who does everyone have for study hall?
pretty_kitty: I've got Cinder
achilles_heel: I also have Ms. Fall
pink_lotus: I, fortunately, don't have a study hall
thora: poo you, ren. i have cinder
Jauneofarc: I have Neo
ice_queen: Who do you have, Ruby?
redridinghood: I have both, depending on what day it is ;-;
redridinghood: on thursdays, they alternate 8th hour who's in the study hall room, so technically i have both ;-;
ice_queen: Poor you
redridinghood: I choose to believe that was sincere
ice_queen: Of course you do
yin-yang: Well, I'll See You All In Hell
Chapter 3: Father's Day
tw for mentions of abuse
samurai ---> terrablepun
samurai: hey, i know we don't talk a whole lot, but i wanted to check on you
samurai: are you alright?
terrablepun: hnnnnnnnnnnnnn, i think so? i will be? idk at this point
samurai: should i throw hands?
terrablepun: trust me when i say i've got that covered
samurai: well, if you need us, i've got a huge gang that won't hesitate to punch a bitch
terrablepun: thanks keith :)
terrablepun changed the chat name from First Day Everyone! to I'M THROWING HANDS
stolen_treasure: LET'S GO GIRL, YOU, ME, AND SUBSTITUTE (ง'̀-'́)ง
dab_ears: Wait, what happened? Terra, why are you throwing hands?
terrablepuns: I HATE SUBSITUTES
stolen_treasure: Perhaps I should explain
terrablepun: PLEASE DO
stolen_treasure: So we had a substitute in our math class today
stolen_treasure: And it's Father's Day this weekend, so she decided it was a good idea to make cards and all
da_bears: Oh no
dab_ears: I don't like where this is going
stolen_treasure: So, Terra wasn't making one because obviously
shadow_relm: because mr. kefka is mean to her?
treasure_hunter: if by mean to her you mean verbally berates and physically beats her, then yes, he's mean to her
stolen_treasure: SO, subby decides to ask why Terra isn't making a card, and obviously she doesn't really explain since she can't emotionally do that to herself
dab_ears: I feel like I shouldn't be reading this
stolen_treasure: SO SUBBY STARTS IN ON TERRA, TELLING HER SHE'S AN AWFUL, UNGRATEFUL CHILD AND JUST WOULDN'T SHUT UP
treasure_hunter: how did terra react?
dab_ears: I DON'T CARE, I'M OUT FOR BLOOD
stolen_treasure: She had an attack. I was able to get her out of the room before it got too terribly bad, but everyone could see she was shaking badly, and she started crying
dab_ears: Where are you two?
stolen_treasure: Girl's bathroom, east wing
hall_ninja: I'll escort you
imzexyandiknowit ---> terrablepun
imzexyandiknowit: So, murder is always on the table, jsyk
terrablepun: I love you, Zo, but I don't think that will be necessary. I just want this lawsuit to be over with so I can just...not be adopted anymore
imzexyandiknowit: What have you been doing during the proceedings? I know you haven't been with Kefka
terrablepunn: Mostly I've been staying with Edgar and Sabin, but I've crashed with pretty much everyone. Locke, Celes, even Clyde and Relm
imzexyandiknowit: I'd offer the mansion, but I doubt you want to live with a bunch of men, most of whom are teachers here
terrablepun: It's better than with Kefka
imzexyandiknowit: The door's always open for you
stolen_treasure added treasure_hunter, da_bears, dab_ears, terrablepun, ramblin_gamblin_dude, cloudywithachanceofmeatballs, talktoawall, talktoasquall, beeewbs, flower_girl, emo_vampire, onewingedangel, thing1, thing2, thing3, angelonthewing, getinmyvaan, peneloforyourthoughts, ashe_ketchum, theleadingman, killerbuns, cagedbird, allinvayne, swordandshield, tomatohead, littlebirdie, t-reks, rasle_dazzle, lightning_strike, insertstrippernamehere, pr1nt355_53rrrr@qtwzh, fangs4reading, 50shadesofvanilla, snowpatrol, princess_sarah, azure_witch, forever_echo, forever_hot, soratheexplorer, pimp_daddy, chokemedaddy, mansex, imzexyandiknowit, pup_pup_wolf, fire_crotch, demyxitup, flower_power, PMSpersonified, roxass, blankmedaddy, young_wizard, cashmere_sweater, rusty_nailbender, samurai, sharpshooter, pidgeon, kissthecook, alluring_princess, sashayaway, redridinghood, ice_queen, pretty_kitty, yin-yang, Jauneofarc, achilles_heel, thora, pink_lotus, street_rat, quick_silver, red_hot_daddy, niagra_falls, cold_shoulder, stone_cold, airhead, and caveman to the chat GSA
stolen_treasure: Hey, guys, I just wanted to say hello, how's everyone's first week going?
emo_vampire: Can't get anyone to stop looking at me, so it's swell T_T
treasure_hunter: i mean, you DID kinda show up looking like a completely different person
da_bears: You look like my long lost brother
dab_ears: I take offense to that
dab_ears: He's much prettier than me
young_wizard: I've got people harassing me about my hood again, so there's that
snowpatrol: geez, we can't catch a break, can we?
stolen_treasure: Well, I'm not about to help
pimp_daddy: oh no, what happened?
stolen_treasure: Mr. Reddas couldn't be our sponsor anymore because he's taken on a new club, so as of right now, we're not allowed to meet :')
sharpshooter: no way! that's not fair!
stolen_treasure: I was told we can start meeting as soon as we get a new sponsors, so does anyone have any ideas?
fire_crotch: i'd suggest dilan and/or braig so we could have the whole gym, but the teams use that court, so that's a no-go
roxass: i mean, we COULD use the cpr room
imzexyandiknowit: We could also ask Even or Aeleus. They don't have anything going on after class, and they're both LGBT as well
pimp_daddy: don't forget the +!
redridinghood: just please don't ask one of the evil study hall teachers
ramblin_gamblin_dude: I would suggest Shadow, but he doesn't actually have a room for us to use
chokemedaddy: we could just ask all the lgbt+ teachers and change rooms each session
stolen_treasure: That would be too confusing for new members
stolen_treasure: I do like the idea of asking Even or Aeleus, though. They have large rooms that could be utilized, plus we could easily ask the gym teachers to use their room if we need more space
red_hot_daddy: or we could use the space behind the bleachers that's used for ping-pong
redridinghood: i don't really like braig and dilan
ice_queen: I rather enjoy Mr. Aeleus' classes and think he would be a good choice for our new sponsor
mansex: I hope you do know that we won't get one or the other, but both
ice_queen: Even better
samurai: Mr. Aeleus is a good choice
imzexyandiknowit: I can't stop at how formally everyone's calling him
stolen_treasure: I keep forgetting you live with them
imzexyandiknowit: Literally how?
stolen_treasure: I literally don't live with you :D
pimp_daddy: ooh, burn XD
fire_crotch: ooh burn
fire_crotch: screw you kairi
pimp_daddy: i don't think roxas would appreciate that
roxass: i'd rather it be you than me
soratheexplorer: WELL THEN
chokemedaddy: don't touch my girlfriend
azure_witch: I think what we need to do is consider WHERE we want to host our meetings. There's a lot of elements to take into consideration
princess_sarah: Like how discrete we can be. There are several members who aren't out and we need to be sure we can keep them safe
forever_hot: That's why Reddas' room was perfect
foerver_echo: Plus the accessibility. It's no secret that this school is a bit of a maze, so we need a classroom that's in an obvious and easy to find area
imzexyandiknowit: The science wing is easy to find, but back staircases can hide anyone trying to sneak in
cold_shoulder: From what I know of Even and Aeleus, they're very respectful of boundaries. Ienzo?
imzexyandiknowit: This is true
mansex: I can also attest to this
imzexyandiknowit: Especially Aeleus
yin-yang: i'm cool with this
pretty_kitty: So am I
theleadingman: Literally anyone that isn't my father
allinvayne: Drace just agreed to act as bodyguard so...there's that
swordandshield: I mean, I'll also be there
allinvayne: Sh, you're a student
angelonthewing: are we agreed then?
stolen_treasure: I'm setting up a poll
stolen_treasure shared a poll to the chat GSA
74 votes on poll
stolen_treasure: Wow, okay, everyone agrees on this decision
terrablepun: Do we need a backup plan
imzexyandiknowit: Absolutely not :)
mansex: Never :)
stone_cold: there is something very unsettling about those smiley faces
imzexyandiknowit: The face of murder :)
pimp_daddy: i need in on this
caveman: ok, let's NOT become the muder squad
chokemedaddy: why not? it sounds fun
tomatohead: do we have any idea of when we'll start and when we'll meet? i'll need to make sure someone covers me at the restaurant
stolen_treasure: As of right now, no. I'll keep you posted, though. It's going to depend on who our new sponsor(s) is(are)
tomatohead: ok, thanks celes
stolen_treasure: No problem :)
tomatohead: are you going to murder me now?
t-reks: tomaj XD
stolen_treasure: Do you want me to?
tomatohead: not right now
dab_ears ---> terrablepun
dab_ears: *Break dances in* What's wrong little dove?
terrablepun: Little dove? That's a new one
dab_ears: I may have stolen it from GoT
dab_ears: Anyway, you're quiet in the chat
terrablepun: Still upset tbh. I wanna cuddle again
dab_ears: I take it you're coming home with Sabin and me then?
terrablepun: I was thinking about going with Celes and having a girl's day, but I need those good Sabin cuddles
dab_ears: I'd be offended if Sabin didn't give the best hugs
terrablepun: Ultimate teddy bear
dab_ears: Do you have a suitcase ready?
science_vixen added rock_hard, getxiggywithit, spearmedaddy, rollmedaddy, bergOUT, Dracemyoutline, GreyGhis, ineedazargaBATH, red_death, hall_ninja, coran_coran_thegorgeousman, cinderella, ice_cream, roman_candle, gimmesometea, bus_driver and water_lullaby to the chat Student Protection Squad
rock_hard: Hello Dramatic, I'm Aeleus
ice_cream: student protection squad?
Dracemyoutline: *cracks knuckles* so, who needs protecting?
science_vixen: Well, just in general. You know how this school treats the GSA
getxiggywithit: LGBT people in general
spearmedaddy: Including staff
bergOUT: is this about Reddas *looks at him* taking another club?
red_death: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY NEEDED A POETRY CLUB SPONSOR
Dracemyoutline: ignore him, you're doing great darling
red_death: At least someone appreciates me :'3
cinderella: this school is huge, how will we know if someone's in need of protection?
science_vixen: I'M GLAD YOU ASKED CINDER
rock_hard: *Suffering sigh*
science_vixen: Now, if you'll turn your attention to my 72 page slideshow
science_vixen added 1 attachment to the chat Student Protection Squad
roman_candle: holy shit, there's actually a slideshow
rock_hard: Thankfully it isn't actually 72 pages long
science_vixen: If our security guards are in their ACTUAL positions, then all the wings are covered by at least one teacher. We can use this chat to keep each other updated
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: I'm sorry I took so long to get on, I just finished cleaning up a HUGE mess left behind in one of the kitchens. You have no idea how much we need this
gimmesometea: especially since mr. principle isn't doing ANYTHING to stop the little assholes running around terrorizing the school
bus_driver: Yeah, hi, what exactly am I doing here?
science_vixen: You're our eyes on the bus
bus_driver: There's more than one though
science_vixen: And you know all the other drivers
bus_driver: ...You're right
rollmedaddy: okay, but who else would have quit if it weren't for the students?
roman_candle: zarkon can suck my left nut
ineedazargaBATH: these innocent kids need our protection
Dracemyoutline: we can take care of ourselves, but they can't, they're too young
cinderella: i have the strong urge to go make out with neo in front of his office just to spite him
ice_cream: i'm down
science_vixen: I don't think anyone wants to see me make out with anyone
rock_hard: /Especially/ Zarkon
ineedazargaBATH: not gonna lie, i thought you two were together when you started working here, aeleus
rock_hard: We get that a lot
Dracemyoutline: i mean, you could make out in front of him. it's not like you're having sex
science_vixen: Perhaps this once
rollmedaddy: this sounds more like an orgy
roman_candle: why not both?
Chapter 4: Death Coffee and Pizza
so, i'm not sure why i never posted the hellhole that is the master list of usernames, so here it is
ScienceXXX: Dr. Cid
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
mansex ---> terrablepun
mansex: If you need anyone to talk to about your emancipation case, I'm always free. I've been through it before
terrablepun: Oh thank god. Don't get me wrong, I love everyone else, but they don't really understand the pain and suffering
mansex: It's a long, hard process
terrablepun: It is worth it, right?
mansex: It will be much more for you than for me. My dad still drops by from time to time. I see my brothers more than him, which is fine, but I worry about the youngest one a bit
terrablepun: What are you going to do?
mansex: Right now, nothing. He's fine. I don't know why my dad took out his anger on me, but he doesn't seem to be doing that to anyone else so \("/)/ If that changes, I'll be on his ass with CPS so hard
terrablepun: Do you think you could come with me today? It's hard with just my lawyer there
mansex: Sure. I can drive
sharpshooter: how is everyone on this fine morning?
samurai: heavily caffeinated, so happy :3
sharpshooter: i can't believe the way to make my boyfriend happy is to get him coffee?
pidgeon: who isn't happy when heavily caffeinated?
space_dad: Have you guys seen this news story?
space_dad uploaded 1 link
samurai: i didn't see this, but i know about it. terra and i have sort of bonded over our lack of parents
space_dad: Excuse you
samurai: biological parents
space_dad: I'll allow it
alluring_princess: I had no idea she was going through this
mathematics: Why are we gossiping about another student?
space_dad: I'm concerned about the well-being of literally every student in that school
kissthecook: it's a bit late to start doing that tbh
mathematics: How are Zarkon and Iverson?
samurai: still shit heads that need to be punched in their ugly faces
mathematics: Then punch them
samurai: i would
sharpshooter: but that means we have to touch them
mathematics: Fair point
alluring_princess: That reminds me, does GSA have a new sponsor?
mathematics: Reddas isn't sponsoring GSA?
mathematics: Did he die?
kissthecook: He took on another club, so Ienzo and Xemnas are asking Mr. Even and Mr. Aeleus to sponsor
space_dad: Even and Aeleus? I never would have thought
samurai: they're actually really helpful teachers
sharpshooter: mr. even just doesn't have patience for adults
pidgeon: apprently, raising a kid softened him up
mathematics: I did not take that the way you meant it and now I...have horrible pictures in my head
alluring_princess: Oh hush
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: They have agreed to host the club. A lot of other teachers have also signed up in case they have to stop hosting. Basically, we're prepared for another Reddas situation
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: Also, a lot of the other teachers, such as myself, will be attending meetings when we can
alluring_princess: Ooh, fun!
samurai: oh no, how horrible, we'll just be seeing more of the best teachers once a week. how awful
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: Don't sound so enthusiastic, Keith
space_dad: So, how has class been so far? I already know how it's been for Keith
sharpshooter: it's been good. any homework we've gotten so far has been easy
space_dad: I hope you know, Matt and I won't be letting you all procrastinate until the last minute this year. We don't need anymore breakdowns
kissthecook: very fair
sashayaway: MMMMM, i swear, one more day at this restaurant may kill me
kissthecook: what's wrong?
sashayaway: just gotta hear my brother bitch about you :')
samurai: MMMMMMMMM, WHY IS SEPHIROTH A LITTLE BITCH?
samurai: and his little brothers
sharpshooter: what's going on?
samurai: they're being little bitches
pidgeon: you need to be more specific
samurai: they just walked in here and booted some freshmen out of "their" table and sat down
samurai: oh shit, cloud is going over to the table!
sharpshooter: fuck, i'm gonna miss this fight!
alluring_princess: What's going on? Is someone going to have broken bones? Get suspended?
samurai: OH SHIT, SEPHIROTH JSUT THREW A PUNCH
samurai: i'm getting out of here before i get caught in the middle
sharpshooter: i wanna be in the middle of this, i'm coming!
kissthecook: aren't you supposed to be in your first class? don't just leave!
sharpshooter: i'll just say i need to go to the bathroom
samurai: holy shit, i'm dying!
sharpshooter: KEITH, ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?
samurai: cloud's crew came in screaming BELLS FROGS BIG CHERRIES PETER PAN MAGIC CHEESE, SEPHIROTH!
sharpshooter: let me guess, pretty boy squall is there?
samurai: he led the charge
kissthecook: what's going on now?
space_dad: Please tell me you're getting a teacher
samurai: everyone's laughing
alluring_princess: In all fairness, who makes a theme song for themself?
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: IS THAT THEM I'M HEARING? I'M COMING OUT!
mathematics: Congrats, Coran! What are you coming out as?
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: A TEACHER DOING MY JOB
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: Hunk, you're in charge until I get back
space_dad: There's been too much silence, what's going on?
samurai: sephiroth and cloud were sent to the principle because they were the ones starting shit, everyone else was told to go back to what they were doing
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: Crisis averted
kissthecook: how are they in gsa together if they can't stand each other?
pidgeon: group's big, they have other people to keep them in line
samurai: is there anyone in that club they're actually afriad of?
samurai: you're lucky you're pretty
kissthecook: i'm not sure there is
space_dad: He's not afraid of Celes kicking him out of the club?
sharpshooter: i mean, he probably is. celes is the queen of the club, after all
samurai: high empress
sharpshooter: i thought we went with the title high overlord?
samurai: zarkon told her and reddas they had to change the title as it "wasn't a name that created a safe environment", but somehow high empress is fine
mathematics: Zarkon's still pulling shit like that on the GSA?
alluring_princess: Yep :'D
space_dad: Do you think this should be taken to court? That's harassment, right?
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: A bunch of us teachers are keeping an eye on things, if things get out of hand, we'll take action
kissthecook: hey, shay, you're alive!
sashayaway: you just now noticed i wasn't responding?
kissthecook: i thought you were working
sashayaway: fair enough
samurai: well, this study hall just got boring
sharpshooter: i can still duck out of class to come see you
samurai: please don't. you need to be in class
samurai: you wont' learn anything if you keep skipping to see me
samurai: you'll see me soon
Welcome to Hell
yin-yang: so did anyone see the fight?
ice_queen: Ruby and I did
redridinghood: ngl i was really scared, i thought they were actually gonna fight
ice_queen: They would have if Mr. Coran hadn't stepped in
pretty_kitty: Those two are always at each others' throats, how do they function?
yin-yang: it's cute you think they function
pink_lotus: Wasn't today Kids Day?
thora: it was. i'm pretty sure ms. nokama locked her room down so no one could get in or out
Jauneofarc: that's smart, but how do you know that?
thora: i'm taking foods, it's right across the hall
thora: we could hear the kids crying, so some of us took our food over and gave it to them
achilles_heel: That was really nice
pink_lotus: What did you make today?
pink_lotus: So /you/ didn't share, I take it?
thora: they were really good pancakes
yin-yang: in her defense, i wouldn't have given away my hard worked on pancakes either
thora: thank you!
yin-yang: i gotchu
thora: best gf
pink_lotus: You're not dating her
thora: maybe i should be
pretty_kitty: Oh dear god
yin-yang: what? jealous, pussy cat?
pretty_kitty: Pussy cat? Really? Was that supposed to be sensual?
yin-yang: did it work?
yin-yang: you never react to my flirting
pretty_kitty: 90% of what you call flirting is just making bad puns, 5% are bad pickup lines, and 5% are wtf lines
yin-yang: what would work on you?
pretty_kitty: Hi, that won't work
yin-yang: nora, you wanna go out with me some time?
pink_lotus: She's spoken for
yin-yang: i don't wanna be single
yin-yang: how would you like to go and get...ice cream?
ice_queen: Ice cream? Why ice cream?
yin-yang: because you're the ice queen
yin-yang: is that a no?
ice_queen: Ask again tomorrow
achilles_heel: Are you alright Jaune?
Jauneofarc: uh...yeah, i think so
redridinghood: ooh, jaune's jealous!
Jauneofarc: i am not!
achilles_heel: :( But it's still valid to feel that way
ice_queen: Think of it this way Jaune: my rejection got you with Pyrrha
Jauneofarc: this is true
thora: SO, what are we doing for lunch?
yin-yang: i say we order a pizza. it's tasty and drives zarkon nuts when people order food when "there's perfectly good food here"
redridinghood: or we could go somewhere
ice_queen: It's hard to transport all of us to the same place, as all of the good restaurants are not equipped to handle all of us
redridinghood: but there's only 8 of us
pretty_kitty: You know Sun and his gang will join us, and Velvet will drag her friends with us as well, so that's 12 now, plus there's usually some stragglers that like to tag along with us
yin-yang: oh shit you right
pink_lotus: Going by that logic, we'd have to buy at least 3 pizzas in order to satiate everyone's appetites, and that's getting into dangerously expensive territory
ice_queen: Don't worry about price, just don't forget my salad
thora: pizza it is then :D
pretty_kitty: I can make the call. I know everyone's orders. Weiss, I'll need your card number
ice_queen: I'll get it to you during passing time
pretty_kitty: Sounds good
Jauneofarc: Pyrrha and i are going to make a drink run, what does everyone want?
thora: DEATH COFFEE
achilles_heel: The last time we got you death coffee, you LITERALLY bounced off the walls
Jauneofarc: we'll get you juice
thora: apple please
pink_lotus: Apple is fine
pretty_kitty: I will get you apple juice then
ice_queen: Iced coffee for me
yin-yang: death coffee
pretty_kitty: I'm placing the order now, later bitches
Jauneofarc: Don't fuck it up
so I'm going to try and focus on just a couple, maybe 2 or 3, chats in each chap from now on so I can get some proper development
TW: there is a section of this chapter that talks about a character outing lgbt characters, and another that talks about teen pregnancy and miscarriage
angelonthewing ---> talktoawall
angelonthewing: Squall, I need help
talktoawall: what's up?
angelonthewing: I don't know what to do, help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
talktoawall: you're going to need to be way more specific ri
angelonthewing: *sigh* I may or may not have a thing for Fran, but I know she's with Balthier. What do I do?
talktoawall: ah, i see why you asked me
angelonthewing: I mean, you had a crush on Cloud when he was still dating Tifa, so how did you, y'know, manage?
talktoawall: no offence, ri, but i think your situation is worse than mine. cloud and tifa broke up, i don't see fran and balthier doing that anytime soon
angelonthewing: I know, it's just...you were starting to let go of your feelings when the breakup happened, so obviously you found a coping mechanism that worked
talktoawall: honestly? i didn't. i just pretended i was over him, which is why i swooped in so quickly
angelonthewing: Do you think they ever regret their decision?
talktoawall: on occasion? usually it seems like cloud does when we fight, and it's apparently the same for tif, but they both know they're in much better places now. they wouldn't have worked in the long run
angelonthewing: It's just a small thing, it won't get bigger, right?
talktoawall: i'm not sure i should be the one to give you advice
angelonthewing: I need someone to be straight with me
talktoawall: then i'm DEFINITELY not the one to ask advice
talktoawall: fine, fine. no, this thing is going to get bigger, and fran will figure it out in no time with how perceptive she is. your best bet is ripping the bandaid off, telling her how you feel, and seeing how she reacts. knowing her, she'll help you through it, realize it's a small thing, no big deal
angelonthewing: Hmm...you're right, sadly. But Fran is an amazing woman, so I know you're right when you say she'll help me. Alright, I'm gonna text her. Wish me luck
talktoawall: you don't need it, but good luck
angelonthewing ---> killerbuns
angelonthewing: Hey, Fran, I was wondering if you were free to talk? I gotta get something off my chest
killerbuns: I have a few minutes, but if you want to meet with me, it will have to be after school ends
angelonthewing: I would, but I think I would chicken out
killerbuns: Alright. What is it you would like to talk about?
angelonthewing: Well, you see, I kinda have a thing for you, but I'm not really sure what that thing /is/. It might be a crush, it might be deep admiration, it could be anything, I'm not really sure. It wasn't even until I started typing out this message that I realized I'm not exactly sure what my feelings are, I just /assumed/ they were romantic. And obviously I don't want to ruin your relationship with Balthier, I'm still your friend and all, so if these /are/ romantic feelings I obviously won't act on them
killerbuns: That is quite a lot to take in, but I can't say I haven't noticed. We live in a society that doesn't really talk much about deep, platonic admiration, instead showing it as purely romantic, so it is possible that's all this is. It's also possible you really do have romantic feelings for me. As you said, there are many things this could be. It could be an attraction to my physical appearance, which will dissipate quickly, or it could be an attraction to my character, which will take longer to dissipate, but will still over time happen, as long as you do not become obsessed, which I do not see you doing
angelonthewing: I just don't want things to be weird between us, I'd hate to lose your friendship
killerbuns: Fear not, that will not happen. Crushes come and go, but friendship is much stronger
angelonthewing: Especially in this hellhole
killerbuns: Didn't you have a crush on Seifer? How did you get over that?
angelonthewing: I realized what a dick he is and that was that
killerbuns: Point taken, he's the worst
angelonthewing: I think that award goes to Sephiroth
killerbuns: Sephiroth doesn't out closeted members of the GSA
angelonthewing: ...So yeah, Seifer's the worst
talktoawall ---> angelonthewing
talktoawall: so, how did it go?
angelonthewing: Not bad, just like you said. She was very understanding and offered her advice and thoughts
talktoawall: told you
angelonthewing: Now we're bashing Seifer
talktoawall: WAIT, WHY AM I NOT A PART OF THIS?
angelonthewing added killerbuns and talktoawall to the chat Seifer Bashing
angelonthewing: Fran, he wanted to join
killerbuns: The more the merrier
killerbuns: Add everyone
talktoawall: this is why we love you
angelonthewing: And hate Seifer
talktoawall: did i ever tell you about what happened with cloud?
angelonthewing: I'm scared to ask
talktoawall: that's clearly a no. well, cloud was still coming to terms with his bisexuality himself when we started dating, apparently his family wasn't the most accepting? his parents are fine, but a lot of the extended family...not so much. so cloud was trying to figure everything out before he told his parents, but SEIFER decided to message them instead, telling them how cloud was sleeping with me behind their backs. when he didn't get the reaction he wanted, he outed him to the rest of his family. some people were really pissed that he was outing cloud, others were pissed with...well, with cloud. i won't repeat what they said cuz it's really bad, but cloud had a complete meltdown
killerbuns: So we murder, yes? :)
angelonthewing: Seems the appropriate thing to do
killerbuns: And make meat pies for his friends to eat
talktoawall: holy shit fran!
killerbuns: You know where I come from
talktoawall: i do, but i didn't think cannibalism was a thing you did
killerbuns: We didn't eat our kin, but other things did
angelonthewing: Note to self: NEVER piss Fran off
I have a question...
rusty_nailbender: bobbin, why don't you ever sell anything?
rusty_nailbender: you're excellent at making clothes and blankets and other things, so why don't you ever sell anything? make a little online store?
young_wizard: I don't think anyone would ever buy anything from me
rusty_nailbender: rubbish! your stuff is excellent, and one of a kind! i'm sure you'd have people flocking to your little store
cashmere_sweater: i agree, your work is so beautiful, people would admire and buy it
young_wizard: You guys :3
rusty_nailbender: you're blushing, aren't you?
young_wizard: ...Would that be a bad thing?
cashmere_sweater: not at all, young wizard :)
young_wizard: Then I may or may not be blushing
rusty_nailbender: i can't beleive the strongest one of us is the most adorable
young_wizard: I'd hate to burst my own bubble, but I'm pretty sure YOU'RE the strongest one of us
rusty_nailbender: you're joking right? sure, i can lift all the heavy stuff in the forge and all, but you can do so much more
young_wizard: You can't even list one thing I can do that falls under the "so much more" category
rusty_nailbender: you can lift TWO anvils
young_wizard: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WAS A JOKE?
rusty_nailbender: i don't believe you
young_wizard: Believe what you want, it doesn't make you right
rusty_nailbender: :O fine, i'll prove it. tonight, we're having a strength-off
cashmere_sweater: are you two really fighting over who's stronger?
young_wizard: I mean /I'm/ not. You're boyfriend, on the other hand...
rusty_nailbender: WE SHALL HAVE A STRENGTH-OFF
cashmere_sweater: i swear, if you two compare dick sizes, i'm leaving you
rusty_nailbender: am i not allowed to admire the size of my friend's dick?
cashmere_sweater: ANYWAY, bobbin, i have a lot of fleece if you need some
young_wizard: How much?
cashmere_sweater: you remember the room my mother and i use to /store/ the fleece?
cashmere_sweater: we can't even get in there
young_wizard: How much?
cashmere_sweater: how much do you want?
young_wizard: As much as you'll give me
young_wizard: *Cries while looking at wallet* I like unless
cashmere_sweater: IF you start an online store, consider this an investment :)
young_wizard: *Long sigh* Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll start a store
young_wizard: Also, Rusty?
young_wizard: I'll bend your nail >:D
forever_echo ---> princess_sarah, azure_witch, forver_hot
forever_echo: Are the rumors about Lulu true?
forever_hot: What rumors?
forever_echo: Apparently she's pregnant
azure_witch: Sarah and I asked her after first period. Apparently she's not happy about the rumors
forever_echo: That's right, witches flock to each other
azure_witch: Go suck a dick Echo
princess_sarah: It turns out they are true, but Lulu was hoping word wouldn't get out
azure_witch: Would you want that getting out?
azure_witch: But there's more than just people calling her a slut and all. First, there's the fact that her parents are not happy with her and threatening to throw her out
forever_echo: Another emancipation lawsuit?
princess_sarah: We aren't sure. She's convinced her parents are feeding her something that will make her miscarry because of how they feel
azure_witch: She also said her chances of miscarriage are high just on her own. She apparently has a lot of reproductive issues. She's actually really excited to have the baby, since it means she can actually have kids, but if she miscarries, well...
princess_sarah: I offered to let her stay with us, so if she comes knocking, Wol, don't turn her away
forever_hot: I wouldn't dream of it. We get along well
forever_echo: That just means that you two will end up on opposite ends of the house not talking to each other
forever_hot: We have a deep understanding of how the other works
azure_witch: I think we should just drag her to our apartment after class regardless. It's clearly not safe for her at her house
princess_sarah: I don't want to stress her more by making her do something she doesn't want to, but I think we should offer again. Ask her to come with us tonight
azure_witch: It wouldn't be a bad idea
forever_echo: Who's the father? Does she know how hard it's going to be?
azure_witch: We didn't ask, we thought that would be rude
princess_sarah: As for the difficult question, even the most prepared parents don't know how difficult raising a child is. There are so many variables that determine how to raise a child, and every child is different
azure_witch: I know Lulu, she'll be fine, but I'm going to help her when she needs it
forever_echo: Oh, of course. Between finishing school and raising a baby, she'll need a lot of help
azure_witch: Besides, she's a senior, she could graduate early if she wanted and have more time with baby
forever_echo: You really believe in her, don't you?
azure_witch: We have a very deep understanding
princess_sarah: I think we should get one of the guest rooms cleaned for her, just in case. Echo, are you still planning to move in with us after graduation?
forever_echo: Anything to get me out of my parents' house
princess_sarah: Do you have a preference for room?
forever_echo: Either one is fine with me
azure_witch: I think the one closest to the kitchen would be good for Lulu. She'll be close to food when she has cravings, the fridge when she pumps, and it's also close to the bathroom
forever_hot: Sounds like a plan. I can work on it when I get home, since you two will be at clubs all day
forever_echo: This is your off day then?
forever_hot: My day of freedom, all to myself :'D
forever_echo: For now
forever_hot: Because you'll move in and then there will never be freedom again
azure_witch: Don't act offended, you know he's right
forever_echo: I mean, not entirely?
forever_hot: Oh, please, you FEED off of my misery
forever_echo: But too much food will make me sick, and your moodiness also makes me sick after a time
forever_hot: WE HAVE NOT YET FOUND THIS TIME
forever_echo: I'm sure we will soon
forever_hot: Make it come sooner