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demyxitup added imzexyandiknowit, soratheexplorer, pimp_daddy, chokemedaddy, mansex, getxiggywithit, spearmedaddy, science_vixen, rock_hard, pup_pup_wolf, fire_crotch, rollmedaddy, flower_power, PMSpersonified, roxass, blankmedaddy, iTERRAthisfamilyapart, aqualad, ventits, and vaKNEEtas to the group Save Me From This Nightmare!

demyxitup has made imzexyandiknowit an admin

iTERRAthisfamilyapart: why am i a part of this group?

demyxitup: because you're family to sora

chokemedaddy: and me

pimp_daddy: you must suffer with us

aqualad: please, can you not be dramatic for one day?

pimp_daddy: no, it's impossible

ventits: OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY, MY POOR BABIES! YOU CAN DO THIS, I BELIEVE IN YOU

vaKNEEtas: hey, sora

soratheexplorer: yes?

vaKNEEtas: tell my old teachers they can go fuck themselves and i'm glad i graduated

soratheexplorer: i thought you dropped out?

vaKNEEtas: that was a rumor

ventits: he graduated top of the class

vaKNEEtas: to spite the teachers

aqualad: i was so proud of you :3

iTERRAthisfamilyapart: and this is why i say spite is a perfectly acceptable answer to "why do you do this?"

imzexyandiknowit: I have physics with Aeleus, which is good

rock_hard: :)

imzexyandiknowit: Not so good, I have chem with Even

science_vixen: >:O

imzexyandiknowit: On the plus side, you ARE the most competent chem teacher

science_vixen: The others are complete idiots who have no idea what they're doing

rock_hard: It helps that you're an actual doctor of chemistry

vaKNEEtas: then why are you teaching high school?

science_vixen: If you're teaching chemistry in college, there's no hope

science_vixen: Also, I only teach AP Chemistry, so the students are actually competent

imzexyandiknowit: He also secretly likes kids

getxiggywithit: Who do you have for gym?

imzexyandiknowit: Dilan. I'm not sure if that's good or bad

spearmedaddy: For you, good. For anyone else, bad

getxiggywithit: He's usually the hardass

demyxitup: ZO, WE'RE IN OPPOSITE CLASSES, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IN DODGEBALL

pimp_daddy: zo, we're in PE together!

imzexyandiknowit: At least I have someone I can bitch with while I'm getting my ass handed to me by Dilan

spearmedaddy: Like I said, I'll go easy on you

getxiggywithit: Only because you live with him and he'll never hear the end of it from Even

PMSpersonified: i can't believe i have one more year at this shitty school

flower_power: #cantrelate

PMSpersonified: you shut your whore mouth

roxass: you think you're bad? I'M A SOPHOMORE

vaKNEEtas: IF I COULD DO IT, SO CAN YOU, STFU

rollmedaddy: will i see anyone in algebra?

chokemedaddy: are you gonna teach us to count cards?

rollmedaddy: what kind of teacher would i be if i didn't?

chokemedaddy: i'll see you third period

pimp_daddy: alright, current students, we need to get together and compare schedules. we need to make sure we have SOMETHING with each other or die

soratheexplorer: bet. let's meet up early

pimp_daddy: don't miss breakfast

soratheexplorer: CRAP, MOM'S CALLING

 

terrablepun added dab_ears, da_bears, treasure_hunter, stolen_treasure, ramblin_gamblin_dude, shadow_relm, and hall_ninja to First Day Everyone!

terrablepun: Anyone excited?

dab_ears: Haha, you're funny

terrablepun: Yeah, me neither :'3

da_bears: We're gonna die

treasure_hunter: i fucking hate that you and edgar have ALMOST IDENTICLE NAMES

dab_ears: Just like us ;)

treasure_hunter: which is which?

dab_ears: >:O I'M OFFENDED COLE

treasure_hunter: so that's edgar then

stolen_treasure: You two really are something else

dab_ears: WE'RE TWINS

da_bears: JOINED AT THE HIP

terrablepun: Dramatic. The word you're looking for is dramatic

ramblin_gamblin_dude: didn't you two live in different homes until freshman year?

dab_ears: We don't talk about that

shadow_relm: can we not talk about school?

hall_shadow: You're going to class

shadow_relm: I KNOW DAD

terrablepun: IT'S RELM'S LAST FIRST DAY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL!

da_bears: CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!

dab_ears: I'LL BUY YOU ICE CREAM AFTER SCHOOL'S OUT!

shadow_relm: YAY!

hall_shadow: ABSOLUTELY NOT

stolen_treasure: Come on, Clyde, it's just one day

hall_shadow: ...Fine

shadow_relm: YAY! I LOVE YOU DAD!

terrablepun: We'll see you soon Clyde!

 

young_wizard added cashmere_sweater and rusty_nailbender to I have a question...

cashmere_sweater: rusty, why is your username just your name?

rusty_nailbender: my name is already a username

young_wizard: Anyway...

cashmere_sweater: what is your question, young wizard?

young_wizard: Why do people keep asking about my hood? I've always worn it, so why do people who know the answer keep asking?

rusty_nailbender: because they're assholes, my friend. ASSHOLES

young_wizard: Also, the next person who asks why I'm taking sewing classes wiLL GET KNITTING NEEDLES UP THEIR ASS

cashmere_sweater: shhh, don't listen to them. just enjoy your last year of high school

 

getinmyvaan added peneloforyourthoughts, ashe_ketchum, theleadingman, killerbuns, cagedbird, allinvayne, swordandshield, tomatohead, and littlebirdie to Why is it so hot?

getinmyvaan: so...who's the new blondie guy?

peneloforyourthoughts: he's kinda hot

theleadingman: He looks strangely familiar

killerbuns: I can almost name him...

cagedbird: Well, I'm sure we'll find out soon, won't we?

 

space_dad added samurai, sharpshooter, pidgeon, kissthecook, alluring_princess mathematics, and coran_coran_thegorgeousman to Happy first day!

samurai: shiro, i stg, i hate you

space_dad: :(

mathematics: DON'T TALK TO YOUR BIG BRO LIKE THAT. YOU'LL MAKE HIM CRY

space_dad: ;-;

alluring_princess: You made him cry :(

samurai: have you considered: i don't care?

pidgeon: #rood

kissthecook: I think you just need a nice warm breakfast

samurai: i will cut the next person that talks to me

space_dad: cranky as always. i guess i WON'T drive you to school

samurai: cool, i'll just skip

coran_coran_thegorgeousman: YOU CAN'T SKIP YOUR FIRST DAY

space_dad: alright, as punishment, i'll drag you out of your room by your feet and make you suffer

samurai: how?

space_dad: i'll play The CD

samurai: ...you're bluffing

space_dad: am i tho?

samurai: *long suffering sigh* fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

sharpshooter: what cd?

samurai: we do NOT speak of it

space_dad: justin bieber

sharpshooter: >:O

samurai: you're joking

pidgeon: ew

 

red_hot_daddy added niagra_falls, cold_shoulder, stone_cold, air_head, and caveman to Suffering

red_hot_daddy: why is everyone at this school so fucking weird?

cold_shoulder: I don't know, red hot mama, why /IS/ everyone at this school weird

red_hot_daddy: i stg kopaka, i will punch you

cold_shoulder: I don't know what you're talking about

niagra_falls: Who't the new blonde guy?

stone_cold: why is your name niagra falls?

niagra_falls: Because I'm always wet

airhead: HAHAHAHAHAHA

caveman: *long sigh*

niagra_falls: Can someone answer my question?

red_hot_daddy: WE DON'T KNOW

niagra_falls: DON'T YELL AT ME ASSHOLE

cold_shoulder: Today's gonna be a great day