demyxitup added imzexyandiknowit, soratheexplorer, pimp_daddy, chokemedaddy, mansex, getxiggywithit, spearmedaddy, science_vixen, rock_hard, pup_pup_wolf, fire_crotch, rollmedaddy, flower_power, PMSpersonified, roxass, blankmedaddy, iTERRAthisfamilyapart, aqualad, ventits, and vaKNEEtas to the group Save Me From This Nightmare!
demyxitup has made imzexyandiknowit an admin
iTERRAthisfamilyapart: why am i a part of this group?
demyxitup: because you're family to sora
chokemedaddy: and me
pimp_daddy: you must suffer with us
aqualad: please, can you not be dramatic for one day?
pimp_daddy: no, it's impossible
ventits: OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY, MY POOR BABIES! YOU CAN DO THIS, I BELIEVE IN YOU
vaKNEEtas: hey, sora
vaKNEEtas: tell my old teachers they can go fuck themselves and i'm glad i graduated
soratheexplorer: i thought you dropped out?
vaKNEEtas: that was a rumor
ventits: he graduated top of the class
vaKNEEtas: to spite the teachers
aqualad: i was so proud of you :3
iTERRAthisfamilyapart: and this is why i say spite is a perfectly acceptable answer to "why do you do this?"
imzexyandiknowit: I have physics with Aeleus, which is good
imzexyandiknowit: Not so good, I have chem with Even
imzexyandiknowit: On the plus side, you ARE the most competent chem teacher
science_vixen: The others are complete idiots who have no idea what they're doing
rock_hard: It helps that you're an actual doctor of chemistry
vaKNEEtas: then why are you teaching high school?
science_vixen: If you're teaching chemistry in college, there's no hope
science_vixen: Also, I only teach AP Chemistry, so the students are actually competent
imzexyandiknowit: He also secretly likes kids
getxiggywithit: Who do you have for gym?
imzexyandiknowit: Dilan. I'm not sure if that's good or bad
spearmedaddy: For you, good. For anyone else, bad
getxiggywithit: He's usually the hardass
demyxitup: ZO, WE'RE IN OPPOSITE CLASSES, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IN DODGEBALL
pimp_daddy: zo, we're in PE together!
imzexyandiknowit: At least I have someone I can bitch with while I'm getting my ass handed to me by Dilan
spearmedaddy: Like I said, I'll go easy on you
getxiggywithit: Only because you live with him and he'll never hear the end of it from Even
PMSpersonified: i can't believe i have one more year at this shitty school
PMSpersonified: you shut your whore mouth
roxass: you think you're bad? I'M A SOPHOMORE
vaKNEEtas: IF I COULD DO IT, SO CAN YOU, STFU
rollmedaddy: will i see anyone in algebra?
chokemedaddy: are you gonna teach us to count cards?
rollmedaddy: what kind of teacher would i be if i didn't?
chokemedaddy: i'll see you third period
pimp_daddy: alright, current students, we need to get together and compare schedules. we need to make sure we have SOMETHING with each other or die
soratheexplorer: bet. let's meet up early
pimp_daddy: don't miss breakfast
soratheexplorer: CRAP, MOM'S CALLING
terrablepun added dab_ears, da_bears, treasure_hunter, stolen_treasure, ramblin_gamblin_dude, shadow_relm, and hall_ninja to First Day Everyone!
terrablepun: Anyone excited?
dab_ears: Haha, you're funny
terrablepun: Yeah, me neither :'3
da_bears: We're gonna die
treasure_hunter: i fucking hate that you and edgar have ALMOST IDENTICLE NAMES
dab_ears: Just like us ;)
treasure_hunter: which is which?
dab_ears: >:O I'M OFFENDED COLE
treasure_hunter: so that's edgar then
stolen_treasure: You two really are something else
dab_ears: WE'RE TWINS
da_bears: JOINED AT THE HIP
terrablepun: Dramatic. The word you're looking for is dramatic
ramblin_gamblin_dude: didn't you two live in different homes until freshman year?
dab_ears: We don't talk about that
shadow_relm: can we not talk about school?
hall_shadow: You're going to class
shadow_relm: I KNOW DAD
terrablepun: IT'S RELM'S LAST FIRST DAY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL!
da_bears: CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
dab_ears: I'LL BUY YOU ICE CREAM AFTER SCHOOL'S OUT!
hall_shadow: ABSOLUTELY NOT
stolen_treasure: Come on, Clyde, it's just one day
shadow_relm: YAY! I LOVE YOU DAD!
terrablepun: We'll see you soon Clyde!
young_wizard added cashmere_sweater and rusty_nailbender to I have a question...
cashmere_sweater: rusty, why is your username just your name?
rusty_nailbender: my name is already a username
cashmere_sweater: what is your question, young wizard?
young_wizard: Why do people keep asking about my hood? I've always worn it, so why do people who know the answer keep asking?
rusty_nailbender: because they're assholes, my friend. ASSHOLES
young_wizard: Also, the next person who asks why I'm taking sewing classes wiLL GET KNITTING NEEDLES UP THEIR ASS
cashmere_sweater: shhh, don't listen to them. just enjoy your last year of high school
getinmyvaan added peneloforyourthoughts, ashe_ketchum, theleadingman, killerbuns, cagedbird, allinvayne, swordandshield, tomatohead, and littlebirdie to Why is it so hot?
getinmyvaan: so...who's the new blondie guy?
peneloforyourthoughts: he's kinda hot
theleadingman: He looks strangely familiar
killerbuns: I can almost name him...
cagedbird: Well, I'm sure we'll find out soon, won't we?
space_dad added samurai, sharpshooter, pidgeon, kissthecook, alluring_princess mathematics, and coran_coran_thegorgeousman to Happy first day!
samurai: shiro, i stg, i hate you
mathematics: DON'T TALK TO YOUR BIG BRO LIKE THAT. YOU'LL MAKE HIM CRY
alluring_princess: You made him cry :(
samurai: have you considered: i don't care?
kissthecook: I think you just need a nice warm breakfast
samurai: i will cut the next person that talks to me
space_dad: cranky as always. i guess i WON'T drive you to school
samurai: cool, i'll just skip
coran_coran_thegorgeousman: YOU CAN'T SKIP YOUR FIRST DAY
space_dad: alright, as punishment, i'll drag you out of your room by your feet and make you suffer
space_dad: i'll play The CD
samurai: ...you're bluffing
space_dad: am i tho?
samurai: *long suffering sigh* fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
sharpshooter: what cd?
samurai: we do NOT speak of it
space_dad: justin bieber
samurai: you're joking
red_hot_daddy added niagra_falls, cold_shoulder, stone_cold, air_head, and caveman to Suffering
red_hot_daddy: why is everyone at this school so fucking weird?
cold_shoulder: I don't know, red hot mama, why /IS/ everyone at this school weird
red_hot_daddy: i stg kopaka, i will punch you
cold_shoulder: I don't know what you're talking about
niagra_falls: Who't the new blonde guy?
stone_cold: why is your name niagra falls?
niagra_falls: Because I'm always wet
caveman: *long sigh*
niagra_falls: Can someone answer my question?
red_hot_daddy: WE DON'T KNOW
niagra_falls: DON'T YELL AT ME ASSHOLE
cold_shoulder: Today's gonna be a great day