"Oh my goodness, Wital, look at that cheap new arrival!
Her ingredients are so declassé! She looks like
One of those American sweet teas
Of course, anybody who's anybody knows Americans have no taste
They only drink teas like that because
They go down so easy, as it were
My word! Her packaging is as blatant as a flashing billboard!
And not even a hint of subtle flavoring
She's just... black."
"Wital, did that gentleman just buy the Lipton?"
"I believe so, Harrods. I believe so."
"Well. I did think he looked like a colonial."
"Indeed so, Harrods. Indeed so."