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"Oh my goodness, Wital, look at that cheap new arrival!

Her ingredients are so declassé! She looks like

One of those American sweet teas

Of course, anybody who's anybody knows Americans have no taste

They only drink teas like that because

They go down so easy, as it were

My word! Her packaging is as blatant as a flashing billboard!

And not even a hint of subtle flavoring

She's just... black."




"Wital, did that gentleman just buy the Lipton?"

"I believe so, Harrods. I believe so."

"Well. I did think he looked like a colonial."

"Indeed so, Harrods. Indeed so."